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  1. Our *real* best defense is... on Bird Flu Drug Mass Production Technique Discovered · · Score: 0

    ...probability, as in the very low probability that this bird flu will mutate into a form that is easily transferred between humans. Every person I know in the health field is fed up with the media's hyping of this thing and all the unecessary fearmongering.

  2. Been there, done that on Captain America vs. The Patriot Act? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Watchmen. Astro City - Confession, etc.

  3. Shoot down? on U.S. Considers Anti-Satellite Laser · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you just have to burn out the optics? Or jam the data link.

  4. I like it now on Developers React To 'Wii' · · Score: 1

    "Wii" has pissed off legions of people. Nothing that has pissed off so many can possibly be bad. Ha ha ha! Whine, GaMeRz! Whine like little piggies!

  5. I feel your pain! on Netflix vs. Blockbuster Revisited · · Score: 5, Funny
    they come as e-mail links,

    Oh my GOD! The ultimate in inconvenience!

    you visit the web page,

    Great Satan's Firey Balls! That must require the use of at least three muscles to move the pointer and click the link! Does Blockbuster offer health insurance?

    print it out, pick it up from the printer,

    Jesus Tap Danching Christ On A Cracker! Those foul villans! They make you trek all the way to the printer? Do they subsidize the required team of Sherpas and ruggedized GPS navigation equipment?

    then have to remember to bring the coupon when you go to the store.

    Wow! What does Blockbuster think? That we have highly evolved brains with complex memory capabilities? Those fools! Thos bloody, viscious fools!

  6. Uh on NSA Spying Comes Under Attack · · Score: 2, Funny
    cut funding to NSA's spying program if President Bush's administration does not come clean on how it works

    They watch stuff and record it.

    Do I get a consulting fee?

  7. Daisy on Web 2.0 Goes To Work · · Score: 2, Funny
    so we dont have to live with what IMB thinks is web 2.0

    IMB. Is that like HLA?

  8. Not merely grooming them on Apple Grooming Next Gen of Executives · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are also getting a full shampoo, claw clipping, complete set of shots and, if needed, spaying/neutering.

  9. Wii Viiv on Nintendo Revolution Renamed 'Wii' · · Score: 1
    If I mate a Wii with a Viiv, will I get a Wiiviiv?

    The only drawback is that in school, all the bullys will call it "four Is"

  10. Hate Disney, but love the Disney babes on Kingdom Hearts II Review · · Score: 4, Funny
    And how can you hate a game that lets you teleport directly into Belle's bedchamber (from Beauty & The Beast)?

    I'm so lonely. :(

  11. Re:This is why on Lara Croft As The Final Girl · · Score: 1
    She's "an individual standing alone, self-reliant and self-propelling, ready to confront whatever [awaits her] with the aid of [her] own unique and inherent resources"

    Wow. I *am* the male Lara Croft! :-)

    But without the guns.

    And without the boobs. Or the good looks. Or the legs. Or the mansion, money and international intrigue. Or the cool butler.

    But other than that, I *am* the male Lara Croft!

  12. Re:A couple more differences... on Why Game Movies Stink · · Score: 1
    (Final Fantasy) didn't actually use any of the games' plots

    It did use many of the basic themes, though. Bizarre, world-ending threat. Creatures that seem alien and magical at the same time. The world as a living being.

    And, hey, there was a character named Cid. :)

  13. Zzzzzz... on A Contrarian View of FFVII · · Score: 1
    That's your average game-obsessed message board dork in a nutshell:

    Well, at least he's self referential.

    Never understood the whole fractioning of the FF fanbase. I've played all of them except #11. I enjoyed them all. Even X-2, which was just a bit of fun that seems to offend so many *cough*serious*cough* RPG gamers.

    Ah well... Kingdom Hearts II is in my PS2 now, so who cares about anything else? :)

  14. Consoles on Everyone's A Beta Tester · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why I like console games a bit better. There's exceptions, but they tend to just work. They're kind of the Macs of the gaming world: just one system to design for.

  15. Re:Who Knew? on Ebert Reviews 'Silent Hill' · · Score: 1
    What's your address,

    123 Asskick Street.

    Sorry. :-)

    But I agree with the OP. Ain't It Cool News has legions of movie geeks flooding theaters to see what they know and admit is junk, and then they bemoan the fact that movies suck. But then again these are the people who hate CGI but love men in rubber monster suits. Whatever.

  16. The delta on Music Downloads = Expensive Concerts? · · Score: 1
    The sound quality at the concert is worse.

    I gave up on concerts years ago. Everyone just stands and screams, so the volume is cranked to the point where you either wear earplugs or suffer hearing damage. The folks near you are either drunk, high, peeing at their seat, throwing up or all of the above, and generally rate a 9.5 on the Asshole Scale.

    Whee. :-\

  17. Proper headline on J.J. Abrams To Direct New 'Star Trek' Film · · Score: 1, Funny

    Paramount puts turnip in large vise. Seeks blood.

  18. Great! on New Internet Regulation Proposed · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna rate my website "Wacky"! Or maybe "Best Page In The Universe". Oh, wait, someone did that. OK. Wacky it is!

  19. Re:Criticism Warranted on Katamari Creator Critical of Revolution · · Score: 1
    As a video game (esp. Nintendo) zealot turned dissident

    I'm with you. I was all set to bury my anti-MS feelings and get some next gen goodness with the XBox 360, but when I saw the initial lineup: FPS, sports, sports, FPS, FPS, FPS, sports, sports, sports... I passed. BTW, I consider car racing games as "sports" even if it's some silly "Oooo! Illegal street racing doodz!" title.

    PS3 lineup isn't starting to look all that much better. :( Although that shooter from Insomniac may have potential.

  20. Re:Excuse me for responding to flamebait... on Katamari Creator Critical of Revolution · · Score: 1
    And Satoru Iwata chimes in. :)

    Nice to see the ad hominem attack is alive and well on Slashdot.

  21. Re:Does she even have one? on FCC Commissioner Wants To Push For DRM · · Score: 1
    I don't mean a brain, that's a no-brainer.

    And this is how we lose: by assuimng the opposition is stupid.

    "Boy, those gummint types shore is stoopid. Hey, why do my butt hurt all of the sudden like?"

  22. Epic? on Dvorak Avocates Open Sourcing OS X · · Score: 1

    Battles for second place are rarely epic.

  23. Re:Hope could come from this on Major League Gaming Has A TV Deal · · Score: 1
    I think the idea that it was signed to USA is very good.

    My thought exactly. If it had gone to, like, France, all the sponsors would be baguette and beret companies, or something.

  24. Or "tier" even on Major League Gaming Has A TV Deal · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's Monday. And a damned Oracle can spell things any way the damned Oracle feels like. Now get the hell off the holy compound!

  25. Eh... on Major League Gaming Has A TV Deal · · Score: 1
    MLG Pro Invasion Bus Tour

    Why do I get visions of MTV style garbage?

    The hosts will be second teir rap starts and third teir actors.

    There will be many "Bawls" jokes.

    This prophesy is complete. The Oracle will now retire to the Vomitorium.