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Nintendo Revolution Renamed 'Wii'

Retroneous writes "The Nintendo Revolution has had its name changed to the Nintendo Wii." Confirmation on the official Revolution site. Update: 04/27 16:32 GMT by Z : More information available from a Gamasutra article: "New details on the disc format have also been revealed: 'Instead of a tray, a single, innovative, self-loading media bay will play both 12-centimeter optical discs used for the new system as well as Nintendo GameCube discs. Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content.'"

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  1. WTF8 by iGN97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Because, it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii."

    To quote Irwin Mahatma Fletcher: I R pissed.

    1. Re:WTF8 by Directrix1 · · Score: 0

      I can see a lot of people getting the shit beat out of them. "Hey dude whip out your Wii!"

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    2. Re:WTF8 by nasch · · Score: 1

      Or worse: "Hey can I please play with your Wii?"

    3. Re:WTF8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been too long since you were a kid. That was a we we, not a wii.

    4. Re:WTF8 by Rogue+Eve · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Wiik.

    5. Re:WTF8 by hotwatermusic · · Score: 0

      I think the i is in the wrong place..iWi?

    6. Re:WTF8 by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, I gotta take a wicked Revolution.

    7. Re:WTF8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe "Wii" is pronunced like we say "Why". As in Wi-fi. At least I think.

    8. Re:WTF8 by captjc · · Score: 1

      Nobody Messes with Nintendo Wii!

      then again, maybe someone just stole Nintendo's Lite-brite pieces...

      For those who still don't get the joke.

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    9. Re:WTF8 by ideonode · · Score: 1

      This is Wiik

      Damn straight. Nintendo, For The Wiiin!!

    10. Re:WTF8 by Castar · · Score: 1

      This is just part of Nintendo's new "Yellow Ocean" strategy.

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    11. Re:WTF8 by Elastri · · Score: 1

      Knight: Wii! Wii! Wii! Wii! Wii! Wii! Wii! Arthur: Who are you? Knight: We are the Knights who say..... "Wii"! Arthur: No! Not the Knights who say "Wii"! Knight: The same.

    12. Re:WTF8 by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      Sofa king Wii Todd Ed.

    13. Re:WTF8 by kestasjk · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apparently the next gen console will be the Nintendo Puu

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    14. Re:WTF8 by gormanly · · Score: 1

      Do you want to have a Wii under your television?

      How many kids will ask Santa if they can have a Wii this Christmas?

      How awkward would you feel going up to the counter in your local game shop and saying you'd like a Wii, please?

      Dumb, very dumb. Revolution was such a cool name too, but I've stopped drooling over the new Nintendo and now I don't want one. Most of my (hardcore gaming) friends said the same when they heard too.

      [BLAM] [shriek] [hop] [hop] [collapse]

      Very dumb move.

    15. Re:WTF8 by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Alsø wik
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      Alsø alsø wik
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      Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
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      See the løveli lakes
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      The wøndërful telephøne system
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      And mäni interesting furry animals
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      Including the majestik møøse
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      A Møøse once bit my sister
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      No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

  2. April 1st was 26 days ago by MacBoy · · Score: 1

    Someone must have forgotten that today isn't April 1st, because this must be a joke.

    1. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by balster+neb · · Score: 1

      IIRC, "Revolution" was supposed to be the code name all along (the summary doesn't make this clear). What I'm less sure about is how good a name "Wii" is.

    2. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by RogueyWon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not an April 1st. Right now, the only explanation I can think of which casts Nintendo as anything other than a bunch of utter muppets is that this is the first half of some multi-staga announcement, in which it's revealed, once the initial furore has died down, that "Wii" is either an acronym for something less stupid, or the start of a longer name. For this reason, I'm holding back right now, for fear of being made to look stupid later.

      However, I've commented on Nintendo's decade-old talent for self-destruction before, so it's entirely plausible that this is, in fact, nothing more than a really good example of them shooting themselves square in the foot again.

    3. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are right, about the code name thing... what I'm not sure about is how good it is to build up a brand idea around a name, such as revolution (or Longhorn for that matter), and then change it to something stupid sounding that people will feel silly saying, Vista/Wii (which I'm sure they must know is pronounced the same as the word for piss), and that people don't really know or associate with the product... shooting ones self in the foot, methinks

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    4. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What I'm less sure about is how good a name "Wii" is.

      Well, at least they didn't name it "Monday".

    5. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I actually liked their explanation of chosing for Wii : The video also shows it quite well.

      Admittedly, Wii does sound strange (and alot like 'weeeeeeeeeeeeee' :) ), but it also has something that makes one wonder what this 'wee-thing you just talked about' is.

      Off record: If the Wii's can connect to eachother, would it be a 'wiiwii' ? And would I be in trouble if I told people I'm off playing with my friends and our WiiWii's ?

      *cough* I'm sorry.

    6. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      decade-old talent for self-destruction

      ????

      I fail to see how nintendo can be talented at self-destruction if they've been doing it for a decade.

      I mean, I have no inherent abilities at self-destruction, but give me free reign at Nintendo & I'll run the company into the ground in less then a month.

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    7. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by chris_eineke · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can think [..] that this is the first half of some multi-staga announcement
      Of course it is! Next month they're going to call it wii-wii, then pii-pii. Then they're going to call it an accident and rename it back to Revolution, because it takes a revolution to potty-train a gamer.
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    8. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by KDan · · Score: 1

      Surelii you mean you're sorrii!

      Daniel

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    9. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Funny
      Off record: If the Wii's can connect to eachother, would it be a 'wiiwii' ? And would I be in trouble if I told people I'm off playing with my friends and our WiiWii's ?

      Only if you somehow ran Be on your Wi, or perhaps coded something in C. (i know, i know.)

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    10. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by powerlord · · Score: 1

      interesting Video. I hadn't seen it, but it almost makes the name palatable :) ... still ... they could have named the Wii something else and still kept the cute 'i' animations.

      Something like Mii (pronounced 'me') or iHi (pronounced 'e-he') and picture the 'i's using the 'H' as a net, or goal posts, or swing set, although I guess since Apple has gone all iThis and iThat they had to put a capitol, non-'i' character first or risk displeasure/lawsuit.

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    11. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by thelenm · · Score: 1

      If the Wii's can connect to eachother, would it be a 'wiiwii' ?

      If they did it wirelessly, it would be Wiifii.

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    12. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cen't baliava this. Why heva e end a swepad eround?

    13. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by ArmpitMan · · Score: 1
      The fact that you think it would be BETTER if it were an acronym speaks volumes. No, I'm quite certain it's a silly-sounding, non-threatening, single-syllable word that is impossible to turn into jargon very much on purpose.

      Hint: The target audience is not people who talk about sitting down to play GTA:SA on their PS2 in 780p on their HDTVs while listening to MP3s downloaded over P2P.

    14. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      Nintendo has been around since November 6, 1889, I doubt they'll be self-destructing anytime soon.

    15. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Ok - seeing that link and realizing that they once ran a "Love Hotel" the name now makes much more sense :D

      Seriously though - what is up with that name? Wii? How is that an international name (as they profess it to be). That's just plain stupid sounding. I was determined to buy one, but if the color schemes and games follow the name, there is no way I'll own one.

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    16. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Hercynium · · Score: 1

      Parent poster wins the thread!

      /Oh, wait... this isn't fark.com...

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    17. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a ridiculous name, yes.

      But when you go over to a friend's house, you "play PlayStation" or you "play Nintendo"--not Wii. So we'll have to see if this really is self-destructive, after Nintendo's peeWii is released...

    18. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      \NII
      Backslash-N-2.

      Counterattack, Nintendo Two.

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    19. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by crsd36 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, when you about this possibly being part 1. I mean, how long/how much $ could it have taken them to create a flash animation. I do believe that this is part of the hype before the real 'revolution'.

    20. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by murch · · Score: 1

      It's even funnier because you screwed up "swepad"

    21. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by martinultima · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to know what kind of stuff they're smoking over there... because I'm really going to need some before I can buy that thing!

      I was really looking forward to it, too – stupid Japanese with their stupid-sounding names...

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    22. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      How a company can take a cool product name like Revolution and change it to something lame like Wii I dunno.

      That'd be like changing from Helix Code to Ximian to Novell something or other. Umm different thread there.. I have some naming anger.

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    23. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The full new name will turn out to be, Wiivowution.

    24. Re:April 1st was 26 days ago by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can get Chappelle on doing R Kelly in their tv commercials.

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  3. Whee! by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    I mean... Wii. Um. Okay. It just doesn't have the same ring.

  4. Oh man. by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

    Please tell me it's April 1st in Japan. Nintendo Revolution was the perfect name. "Wii" (pronounced "wheeeeee!") sounds too stupid.

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    1. Re:Oh man. by br0ck · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it has just dreadful connotations..

      I need to go Wii Wii,
      ha ha, my wii wii is bigger than yours,
      WII the second world war,
      W2 time to pay taxes,
      this little piggie goes Wii Wii Wii all the way home,
      honey, wii need to talk...

    2. Re:Oh man. by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe its pronounced "why" as in Hawaii, as in "Nintendo... Why?"
            -dZ.

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    3. Re:Oh man. by buswolley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah pretty much..umm Wii? Does this mean someting in Japansese? Is this its tittle in Japan? Because if it is the American Name then American are going to call the Wii the Gay Revolution.

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    4. Re:Oh man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "aii" in Hawaii is two syllables, so if Nintendo was doing the same thing it'd be the "Why-ee".

  5. Doesn't sound right... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The Nintendo Willy?!

  6. BRB, going for a Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst. Name. Ever.

  7. First Pun! by fm6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wii not?!

    1. Re:First Pun! by gbobeck · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Wii not?!


      Because.
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    2. Re:First Pun! by A+Brand+of+Fire · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Oddly enough, I was thinking Weeeeeeeeee!

      Gonads and strife.

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    3. Re:First Pun! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      My prediction: the logo will be a big red star ;)

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    4. Re:First Pun! by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Oh, the drama. Contrary to popular belief, Nintendo is doing just fine, especially on the handheld market.

    5. Re:First Pun! by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      I think that's taken already. :)

    6. Re:First Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      ONLY in the handheld market...

    7. Re:First Pun! by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      Wii're not what?

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    8. Re:First Pun! by SetupWeasel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what fucktard thought that custom optical discs would be a good idea?

      The same fucktards that want to make pirating games difficult without breaking the game or your system.

    9. Re:First Pun! by kfg · · Score: 1

      Wii not?!

      This is the answer that would have gotten you an F on Santayana's apocryphal philosophy final exam, because it is arbitrary.

      Because.

      This is the answer that would have gotten you an A, because it is reasoned.

      OP fails. You get on the Dean's list.

      KFG

    10. Re:First Pun! by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      individual discs are going to cost a shitload more to make than commodity CDs/DVDs
      Just so you know, the gamecube already uses a custom disc size 8cm and their games are resonably cheap. A 12cm disc isn't going to be that hard to produce. The slot loading player could possibly accomidate regular sizes CD/DVDs. The current speculation is simply a DVD player dongle like the xbox has now. No biggie really.

    11. Re:First Pun! by danbeck · · Score: 2

      Excuse me, but can you tell me why the fuck I would want to use the Revolution/Wii as a CD/DVD player? I have a pefectly capable and far better quality CD/DVD player than the newly christened Wii could ever offer and it up-converts to HD to boot. I personally appreciate Nintendo leaving out the crap and giving me the smallest form factor they could.

      I sounds like you have some sort of axe to grind.

    12. Re:First Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And passing the extra cost onto the consumer in the process... Gee, thanks.

      And before you say "reduced piracy means lower priced games", I'll say right now that it's bullshit. Game prices for the 'cube were just as high as other systems. Big surprise there.

    13. Re:First Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      know that if I had stock in Nintendo, I'd be busy selling it as fast as possible. In fact, hell, I'd have sold it at least 3 years back now, when they showed they had nothing to offer in the console market.

      Because you hate making money? You make a good fanboy, but you'd make a poor analyst. Nintendo's stock has been climbing for the past three years. Selling it three years ago would have been the worst choice you could have made, as almost exactly 3 years ago this month was their lowest in the past 5 years. Nintendo has weathered the changing video game market fantastically. They're not the top console manufacturer in sales by a long shot, but that doesn't matter on a P&L statement. They're consistently turning a profit quarter after quarter after quarter. Fanboys like you have been predicting the "demise of Nintendo" since the N64 and it hasn't happened yet.

    14. Re:First Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I think Nintendo did pretty well with their disc standard all things considered. Anybody complaining is really just made that they either can't pirate games orthey have one less thing to moan at the big N about.

      On the other hand, though, I have to agree that this name (Wii?), if indeed it's seriously going to be marketed that way, is pretty stupid. Revolution was a much better description of what they're trying to do.

    15. Re:First Pun! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Funny
      what fucktard thought that custom optical discs would be a good idea?

      The same fucktards that want to make pirating games difficult without breaking the game or your system.

      The important thing here is: we agree that they are fucktards.

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    16. Re:First Pun! by Das+Modell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last time I checked, Nintendo makes a profit with GameCube sells, unlike Microsoft or Sony with their consoles. I also recall reading that the GameCube managed to outsell the Xbox 360 in Japan.

    17. Re:First Pun! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      IIRC, about the only thing that DIDN'T outsell the 360 in Japan was the GBA. No, not the SP. Just the original units only. And even that one had about 90% of the 360s sales.

    18. Re:First Pun! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      "I mean, despite the crap name, what fucktard thought that custom optical discs would be a good idea?"

      Yeah, damn Nintendo, Sega, and Sony!!

      "individual discs are going to cost a shitload more to make than commodity CDs/DVDs, and as a consumer you'll need to pay extra to play CDs and DVDs which other consoles can do as standard"."

      Heh yeah. Because GameCube, Playstation, and Dreamcast games were soOOOoOOOoo expensive.

      "So that's a *really* good marketing move, right...?"

      Reduces piracy. Check. Nintendo makes money on every game sale. Check. Audience won't know the difference. Check.

      "Whilst it's kind of fun to watch companies imploding following a succession of *really* stupid decisions, it's still a bit of a shame."

      Actually I agree, it is fun. Nintendo's busy imploding itself whilst turning more profit than Microsoft and Sony. Those incompetent bastards.

      "I know that if I had stock in Nintendo, I'd be busy selling it as fast as possible."

      Speaking of self-destructive behaviour...

      "The Nintendo car crash has been coming for ages now, and it doesn't look like there's anyone at the wheel to do anything about it."

      Bet you regret selling that stock, huh.

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    19. Re:First Pun! by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      I had an idea for a slogan for Nintendo a few years back:

      Games for you.
      Games for them.
      Games for everyone.


      Nintendo Wii embodies that idea without all the words. I'll admit that I was shocked when I heard it, but it is growing on me.

      I'm sure Nintendo tested this name, and it probably beat "Revolution." Certainly everyone is talking about it and will remember it. Hell, the urine jokes were old less than an hour after the announcement. By E3 anyone making that joke will get groans, and we can start learning to live with it.

      Like I said before, they weren't going to name it "Sexy Laser Pirate Ninjas" so we were going to be disappointed in whatever name they chose at first. Imagine if they named it "go." The haters would have lit up the forums with "I've got a go," jokes. They did the same thing with "GameCube" when they announced it.

    20. Re:First Pun! by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Who-hoo! Does this mean I can graduate with honors now that I'm on the Dean's List?

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    21. Re:First Pun! by kfg · · Score: 1

      Nah, yer gonna spend senior year drunk and fuck it up.

      KFG

    22. Re:First Pun! by Psiven · · Score: 1

      Wow, mod this up.

      Perrin Kaplan has said essentially the same thing. They've announce the name now to let people get over it, in addition to getting a hell of a lot of publicity.

      Then when May 9th rolls around, and the pre-E3 press release hits, they'll have more interesting news to start the cycle all over again.

      But expect them to keep holding back until 6 weeks or so before the console launches. Even without Yamauchi, Nintendo will always be extremely conservative with it's cards.

    23. Re:First Pun! by buswolley · · Score: 1

      He's smoked too much Wiid.

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    24. Re:First Pun! by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Shit, I knew I forgot to do something this year. Well, I have about 2 weeks left before I graduate (seriously) from Loyola Chicago.

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    25. Re:First Pun! by techitch79 · · Score: 1

      what fucktard thought that custom optical discs would be a good idea?

      The same fucktards that want to make pirating games difficult without breaking the game or your system.


      you mean the same fucktards who still don't recognize the fact that offering value for the money is the best copy protection ever?

    26. Re:First Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, custom disk formats don't go over very well. GD-ROM

  8. First to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why?

    1. Re:First to Say by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      No, Wii.

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    2. Re:First to Say by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      And you weren't the first either, not by a long shot.

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  9. One of the... by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 1

    ...crappiest name changes in the world...i'll still get it though...but damn, "Yes, I'm looking to buy a Nintendo Wii"? wtf

  10. I was hoping to be part of the Revolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Japanese marketing would try and make a pun based on the way the letters look...

  11. Oh Good Lord by Synesthesiatic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wii Nintendo, Wii? Gotta say that's a very bad name. It doesn't make me think of video games at all, and opens itself to too many easy jokes (Wii Bother?). Maybe it sounds clever in Japanese, but I think the Revolution was a much better name for the console. But what do I know, I don't have a marketing degree or anything.

    1. Re:Oh Good Lord by pilkul · · Score: 1
      It doesn't make me think of video games at all

      I think that's partly the point. They want to open up to a new audience and ditch the old image of video games.

      I think it's a decent name. It's intentionally jarring: it tells you you're dealing with something entirely different from other game consoles. At the same time it's cute and friendly, which is good for the Japanese and the kids' market. It also has a variety of interesting connotations internationally: "whee" in English, "oui" (yes) in French for example.

    2. Re:Oh Good Lord by selsine · · Score: 3, Informative

      Remember it's pronounced "We" not "Why", so while there are still lots of jokes to be made, "We Bother" isn't one of them...

    3. Re:Oh Good Lord by Ryz0r · · Score: 1

      Wii, je sais!

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    4. Re:Oh Good Lord by Physician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's WE, not WHY. At least get the jokes correct.

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    5. Re:Oh Good Lord by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

      Maybe it doesn't make me think of video-games. But it does make me think of urine. That's not good, and no amount of "cute" or "friendly" is ever going to overcome that in an English-language market. Worse still, a name like this is going to go a long way towards diminishing any playground cred that the machine has, which is going to be particularly devastating in the 8-14 market. Spend any amount of time in a school and you'll soon be reminded of the depth of the pleasure that kids can take in comparing each other to the products of assorted bodily functions.

      Believe me, the immature jokes on slashdot are going to be Oscar-fucking-Wilde compared to what Nintendo's traditional core audience is going to do to this name,

    6. Re:Oh Good Lord by keyne9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Playstation? More like Gaystation. XBox? More like, "Crossed Cocks."

      Seriously though, all names will be mocked. All names.

    7. Re:Oh Good Lord by david.given · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wii Nintendo, Wii? Gotta say that's a very bad name...

      I can visualise the Penny Arcade strip already...

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/05/27

    8. Re:Oh Good Lord by venicebeach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's WE, not WHY. At least get the jokes correct.

      Seems to me one of the problems with this name is that it's not immediately clear how to pronounce it from the way it is written.

    9. Re:Oh Good Lord by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      Give him a break.

      If Viiv rhymes with five and live, then why shouldn't Wii sound like why?

      These marketing people and their double i's.

    10. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Crossed cocks".

      Man, that's way too funny.

    11. Re:Oh Good Lord by sy161e · · Score: 1

      I personally think it's a useful name from an artistic point of view. The Wii logo movie has anthropomorphized little is jumping around. It leaves a lot open for different marketing purposes, a lot like the Pixar lamp hopping around...

      Also, when Nintendo markets Nintendo WiFi, they can have little is hopping around, followed by an F shooting up, and squeezing after the first i indicating that the game can be played online too. To see what I mean, watch the linked movie for the logo.

      I personally think it's a flexible name. Better than Xbox 360, and that certain didn't stop people from buying that system.

    12. Re:Oh Good Lord by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      The ones I'm familiar with are Gaycube and X-brick, nothing for PS

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    13. Re:Oh Good Lord by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Whenever I use the first person plural pronoun, I think of urine too.

      No, you think of urine because:

      1) You already heard the cheap joke.
      2) You don't like Nintendo.

      Look deep into your heart and tell me that PS3 doesn't sound like "Piss 3."

    14. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly think the biggest problem with the name is that it is not a good noun (in a conventional way in english). The name was chosen to be multi-lingual, basically chosen to have all sounds in the word to be easy to pronounce in all languages, but the resulting "word" that it sounds like in english makes any use of it as a proper noun sound very bad; Wii (we) or Mii (me) are terrible names because "bring your wii over" sounds nearly as bad as "bring your me over" (as in very ban engrish).

      Honestly, I think it is understandable to want a multi-lingual name (and this name is probably fantastic in Japaneese, Spanish, German, French, etc.) but when it is a terrible name for one of the largest markets it should be rethought.

      (Although, I don't know written Japaneese at all; if there was a bad-ass Japaneese symbol that was [Wii] because you can then market it by the symbol and tell people the symbol sounds like [Wii]. Japaneese writing (and japaneese culture) has a pretty universal "cool-apeal" in the western world, by playing this up it could be very successful)

    15. Re:Oh Good Lord by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we all know how bodily-function jokes can affect the sales of a game. I mean, look what it did to Call of Duty. Heh heh..."duty."

    16. Re:Oh Good Lord by blincoln · · Score: 1

      why shouldn't Wii sound like why?

      Nintendo is a Japanese company. In Japanese, any syllable that is a consonant and then an "i" is the "eee" sound. The additional "i" makes it longer, but does not change it to an "eye" sound.

      But either way, it's a stupid name for a game console when sold in an English-speaking market.

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    17. Re:Oh Good Lord by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Quit playing with your Wii Wii!

    18. Re:Oh Good Lord by DemonSkyy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously their devious marketing scheme is working... Just look how much Wii are all talking about this thing...

    19. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nintendo is a Japanese company"

      And this isn't written in a jap character set. So while I appreciate that it's pronounced according to a convention in Japan, that has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with this.

      Thanks for being a pedantic idiot though, I love slapping you assholes down.

    20. Re:Oh Good Lord by badasscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wii Nintendo, Wii? Gotta say that's a very bad name. It doesn't make me think of video games at all

      And "Revolution" does why?

      "Revolution" makes me think of guillotines and blood running down rain-soaked streets to chants of "Vive la France!"

      Not video games.

      Anyway, "Revolution" is a name that makes promises that it can't necessarily keep. It's a good code name, because it's hinting at what Nintendo *wants* to happen. But it's not a good product name because once it's on the market for a while, people are going to judge it by whether it's lived up to that name.

      Names like PlayStation, GameCube, Xbox, etc. are better names because they don't make any promises beyond basically describing what their core function is. (The "Xbox" is so named because it ran on DirectX.) Same with names like "Nintendo Entertainment System" or "Atari Video Computer System". The best names just say what the system does and nothing more - it's the system itself that does the talking. And the names become iconic because of that - not because there was anything special about the name itself. Form follows function - that's as true with iconic names as anything else.

      I'm definitely not sold on "Wii", just because it smacks of one of those outsource naming firms that companies hire to come up with "hip" and "cool" names with wacky spellings for common words. The problem with "wii" is that it leaves themselves open to derision - it's got a sound that we all know but a spelling that doesn't belong to any real word, so we're left to interpret it how we want. And part of that interpretation, for me, anyway, is that they're trying way too hard. That's even beyond the fact that all I can hear is Homer Simpson saying "wheeeeeeeeee!" whenever I see the logo. (I was going to suggest that it might have been fine if they'd just called it "We", but then I realized they'd get a whole bunch of "Entertainment for women" jokes.)

      But they were right to give it a proper name other than the Revolution code-name. I just don't think they really picked the right one.

    21. Re:Oh Good Lord by romrunning · · Score: 1

      I don't think an "F shooting up" is how Nintendo should be marketing to kids; remember, drug prevention starts with the parents first!

    22. Re:Oh Good Lord by valintin · · Score: 1

      If you have to include a pronuciation guide then that should indicate that the name is going to have problems.

    23. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, you're an idiot.

    24. Re:Oh Good Lord by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Nintendo is a Japanese company.

      Yes, but their marketing blurb clearly expresses an intent for the name to be intuitive and natural in all languages around the world, which it fails at quite spectacularly.

      In any case, I would like to know what famous Star Trek actor, Slashdotter, and game enthusiast "Wiil Wiiton" thinks of the name.

    25. Re:Oh Good Lord by VanaEveryoung · · Score: 1

      Wow, rude and anonymous. You're quite the groundbreaker.

    26. Re:Oh Good Lord by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, there isn't a "wee" sound in Japanese. There's "wa" and "wo", but no "wee". Really, I have no idea what they were thinking when they decided to call it this...

    27. Re:Oh Good Lord by 1ivewire · · Score: 1

      Honestly, would you ever have thought of that if it weren't for all the Wii jokes? I've never once snickered on mention of a PS/2 keyboard or the PSX.

    28. Re:Oh Good Lord by carbontetra · · Score: 1

      Maybe they meant to name it the Nintendo WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! instead?

    29. Re:Oh Good Lord by Slappytron · · Score: 1
      But what do I know, I don't have a marketing degree or anything.

      Neither does anyone at Nintendo.

    30. Re:Oh Good Lord by jrieth50 · · Score: 1

      There is no hiragana character for wi - only wa and the original vowel fillers. So maybe they've generated some cool kanji for it, but maybe they just thought it looks really cool in english to a Japanese observer, confusing the popularity of the ipod name perhaps.

    31. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Viiv rhymes with five and live, then why shouldn't Wii sound like why?

      Does Viiv rhyme with five and live? I sure as hell wouldn't have guessed.

      Marketing idiots, here's a clue. If I can't figure out how the fuck to pronounce your product's name, the chances I'm going to walk into a shop and attempt to ask for it are precisely zero.

    32. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I call it "PlayStinky".

    33. Re:Oh Good Lord by dakryx · · Score: 1

      There is/was a hiragana character for wi it's just considered archaic now.

    34. Re:Oh Good Lord by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that EA's going to publish Spore for the Wii?

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    35. Re:Oh Good Lord by TGrimace · · Score: 1

      That was hilarious! I wish I had some mod points so I could mod that up!

    36. Re:Oh Good Lord by Jrono · · Score: 1

      Well you are right in that there isn't a "wi" in Japanese (well, not anymore), but if you put "u" and "i" together ("ui") it does sound like "wee".

    37. Re:Oh Good Lord by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 0

      When I was in high school I called it the suXBox

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    38. Re:Oh Good Lord by blincoln · · Score: 1

      "Revolution" makes me think of guillotines and blood running down rain-soaked streets to chants of "Vive la France!"

      You say that as though it's a bad thing. I would totally buy a box at a game store if I thought that's what was inside. I'd probably buy several, and keep one in my coat at all times in case I needed cover while I did something else.

      Now that I think about it, it would be super sweet. The next time someone came to my desk to ask me about a project they'd been planning for a year and needed me to implement next week, but hadn't told me about until that very day, I'd open the box. "Vive la France! Vive la France!" and by the time they've got the blood cleaned up, I've made my getaway.

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    39. Re:Oh Good Lord by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I remember similar hooplah over the Dreamcast. Everybody thought that both the name AND the swirl logo were awful. 'Katana' was so much cooler. That sentiment died shortly after launch. I'll be amazed if that happens again.

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    40. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wii? Viiv?

      Phonics doesn't work anymore!

    41. Re:Oh Good Lord by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Is that suppose to be a pickup line?

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    42. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes a special kind of name to mock itself.

    43. Re:Oh Good Lord by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you said "We are going to a party," and laughed because you said "we?"

      I don't even remember Beavis and Butthead laughing at that.

    44. Re:Oh Good Lord by argux · · Score: 1

      You don't need to spell it with only one kana. You can use U+I+I. Remember hiragana/katakana don't correspond to english spelling, when you see "wakaru" it doesn't mean that those kana are japanese to english wa, ka and ru, it's only a help to knowing how to pronounce the kana.

    45. Re:Oh Good Lord by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Wii Nintendo, Wii?

      Oui, Monsieur, Oui.

    46. Re:Oh Good Lord by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

      It sure is one of them if you have a strong scot accent, which is how i read it...

    47. Re:Oh Good Lord by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Playstation and XBox can be turned into jokes. Wii - IS - a joke. Difference!

      The biggest anoyance is the lack of proper pronunciation. I don't have to imagine long the amount of times irk-ed Nintendo fanboys will be explaining it to non-gamers, or the people with the purse strings this holiday season.

      Probably as many who scolded others on such great names like INXS, Sade, And Prince's former name / mark / doodle (whose best pronunciation was "pbbbbt" by a Denver radio station DJ who refused to play along with the stupidity).

      My future console's name may not be as "different" but I won't be muttering it at my feet in mixed company either.

    48. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be pronounced "why". "Wii" has the same consonant/vowel arrangement as "see" so it should have a long vowel sound. Check out the wikipedia entry on phonetics.

    49. Re:Oh Good Lord by selsine · · Score: 1

      You know that's true, I never thought of that...

    50. Re:Oh Good Lord by vrai · · Score: 1

      ... and look how well that worked out for Sega! They the mighty giants of gaming hardware, bestriding the console world.

    51. Re:Oh Good Lord by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      "... and look how well that worked out for Sega!"

      Yeah. They made a kick ass console that lots of people miss.

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    52. Re:Oh Good Lord by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Unless you are scottish, that is.

      Since it is pronounced differently, maybe it will be called something different in the west.

    53. Re:Oh Good Lord by Oniko · · Score: 1

      Nintendo = Japanese. When written in our alphabet (romanized), "Wi" is pronounced like "We" and "Wii" simply draws out that same sound into "Wee".

    54. Re:Oh Good Lord by BridgeGarth · · Score: 1

      But this is an object. It will be called "a wii", "my wii", "your wii". etc. That's not how the word "we" is used and as such it doesn't make me think 1st person plural; it makes me think "a piss", "a slash", "a leak", "a whatever else you call the act of relieving ones' bladder".

    55. Re:Oh Good Lord by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      "Maybe it sounds clever in Japanese"

      Not as far as I can tell. In fact, Japanese has no way of writing the "we" sound, and most Japanese will have trouble pronouncing it, saying something like oo-eee instead. Needless to say, Wii resembles no Japanese word. I guess it would be meaningful to the French, though!

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    56. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dude, your Wii is so small!"

      "...I know."

    57. Re:Oh Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really should have been named the Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

    58. Re:Oh Good Lord by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      For once, the French wikipedia seems more complete than the English one.

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  12. Clever by Rydia · · Score: 1

    Very clever idea, but I'm not sure that it's the best choice of name, exactly. Wii is just a strange name, and has homonyms with bad connotations. Plus, get ready to cue the british pisstakes "Hey, that smells of wii!"

  13. BHAWWHAAHAHAHAHAAHA! by H3lldr0p · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer.


    Seriously, do people read statements like this aloud before putting them out? I fully expect this console, should this change be true, to become the biggest joke among the six-year-old crowd there ever was. The jokes write themselves.

    1. Re:BHAWWHAAHAHAHAHAAHA! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Flamebait? I almost fell of my chair..

  14. Your wii-wii is showing by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

    Queue the jokes about the wee-wee's and wii-wii's.

    There's some deep, dark, American GI Joe watching Transformer fan race car noise making gun fanatic within the murky depths of my soul that can't help but laugh at this stupid, childish marketing scheme.

    I think the Wii looks fun as a videogame platform, but the marketing is nearly to the point where it requires you to not have a penis.

  15. Terrible by ender- · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Man that's just terrible. The name "Revolution" had a powerful feel behind it, which I think would have been useful in its marketing against the Xbox360 and the PS3. "Wii" sounds diminutive and powerless. I hope they reconsider. Somehow, saying 'Hey I'm going to go out and buy a Wii [we]' just doesn't have the ring of 'I'm going out to buy a Revolution!'.

    Maybe it's just mii though...

    1. Re:Terrible by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      'I'm going out to buy a Revolution!'
      I guess it's true that the revolution won't be televised!
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    2. Re:Terrible by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just mii though...

      No, wii all agrii.

      Atleast it's not Gamecube. Hopefully it's not a purple lunchbox either.

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    3. Re:Terrible by romrunning · · Score: 1

      As has been previously noted, one of the reasons for the 360's failure in Japan was due to the marketing of it as an "aggressive, powerful console" for "hardcore" gamers. It seems that Nintendo is probably right in line with Japanese thinking by not naming it the Revolution. However, there seems to be quite a number of Japanese games that are named differently from their North American counterparts - why not do the same with Revolution? Keep the name in North America as it will be (and already is) heartily embraced, and call it the Wii in Japan (or whatever else you want to name it).

    4. Re:Terrible by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "the revolution won't be televised!"

      No, the Wii won't be televised. That's ok though. They usually don't show that sort of thing on TV, especially since the FCC has been real active at enforcing decency regulations and all

    5. Re:Terrible by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      You have to think in the positive about this. This is great for us geeks. It gives us one more thing to do with the system. Asthetic modding (including repainting the name to Revolution) will be all the rage!

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    6. Re:Terrible by Bega · · Score: 2, Funny
      'I'm going out to buy a Revolution!'
      I wonder what the French would say, then...
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    7. Re:Terrible by Kuukai · · Score: 1

      "Revolution" was the code name. You just can't go with that (except in extreme cases), it's just principle. Besides, Nitendo would be [i]dead[/i] if this was their policy, 'cause, you know as well as I do, "Dolphin" was a pretty pussy name...

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    8. Re:Terrible by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah, Revolution sounds awesome. I mean, they were really taking that name to the max. We're looking at PowerGaming here, with a console that could only have been topped by the future Revolution: Xtreme.

      Revolution was a cheesy name. It made sense from a code-word point of view, but as marketing goes, it was a word that brought to mind hype and pretty much nothing else. Microsoft had PowerPoint, to describe a presentation package. IBM was having difficulty with RISC in the 1980s and trying to get the message across that less is more: it finally decided to call its new architecture POWER. Apple couldn't figure out how to make a speed upgrade to the Airport 802.11 product look more interesting than... well, a speed bump. So it called it the Airport Extreme. Revolution was part of that genre. And just like all these names look ridiculous today, it'd have looked ridiculous too.

      Is Wii better? Well, as people aren't generally referring to the Piss-Three or the Sex-box 360, I have to assume those who posted today thinking Wii is only going to be associated with Urine are probably wide of the mark.

      It's not a bad word. It conveys fun ("Wheee!"), it also subtly highlights the new console's 802.11 features (WiFi), and the ads, using the anthromorphicized(sp) "i"s, look like they have potential. I think it's objectively better than "Revolution". Better names might exist, but this is a good one, and what it replaced was awful.

      Still, I know people complaining that a certain operating system currently named after a wide view of the world should instead have been named after a cow, as it was originally. Some people are wierd...

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    9. Re:Terrible by archgoon · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the French would say, then... Wii? Mais non! Viva la revolucion!

    10. Re:Terrible by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 1

      Although it can be argued that the greatest feature of the Gamecube was the handle.

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    11. Re:Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wii" sounds diminutive and powerless.

      So does "Yoda."

    12. Re:Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have thought about it all afternoon and decided there are elements of the 'Wii' name that are brilliant:

      1) The system is small, and Wii ephasizes that in that it is a "wee system"
      2) The emphasis of the system is on games so it is a fun system as in "whee this is a fun game"
      3) The system is designed with a focus on local multiplayer so "We play games together"
      4) The system is wifi enabled and wii looks like wifi
      5) The logo looks like an Apple logo

      People have become so accustomed to acronyms and abrieviations that they don't understand that they don't think too deeply about short words that make no sense to them and have odd ways to pronounce them; in fact if they don't understand it an odd mystique surrounds the new phrase. A friend of mine wanted to gain some extra time to complete a project so he told his non-technical boss that the "NARF" was down and it would take him a couple of days to fix it; it was never questioned, just accepted on face value. Wii could end up having a strange mystique about it; some people will assume it's Japaneese, and others may assume it is an acronym or abrieviation.

      I'm not saying that I personally love the name, I do think it is interesting though. I do know that the reason so many (gamers) loved the name Revolution (or XBox) and hate Wii is because Revolution (or XBox) has the kind of 'masculine' name which is typically associated with overcompensation (might as well name it the Nintendo Uber-Wang), Wii is a far more 'feminine' name.

  16. Why? by ElleyKitten · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It looks like it's pronounced "Why". And "why" is pretty much all I have to say about it.

    Revolution wasn't like Dolphin, the stupid codename for the Gamecube that no one heard about. Revolution is a cool name that's been all over the game media. Everyone knows it as the Revolution, and all the Nintendo fanboys have been drooling over getting a Revolution forever. Now it's Wii? WTF.

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  17. Wii? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Wuuuuh?

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  18. Thats nice, but.. by Ryz0r · · Score: 1

    I'll still be calling it the Revolution, or Rev, for short. Do they expect "Wii" to catch on in the West? OK, i'll give them credit for something more innovative than a just a number, but does "Wii" actually mean something really clever in japanese and we're all just missing the point?

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  19. Why? or should I say Wii? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Are they fucking serious?

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  20. bets on street pronunciation by neonprimetime · · Score: 1
    i know it says it's supposed to be pronounced "We"
    but I have a feeling a few others could be used
    • We
    • Why
    • W2
    just doesn't seem like a catchy name
    1. Re:bets on street pronunciation by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much the golden rule of brand names is that it should at least be somewhat obvious how to pronounce it.

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  21. Wee! by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

    Urine!
    No, I think you mean Wii.
    But I'm a big boy now...

    Seriously, this is possibley the stupidest name in console history, and that includes the Gizmondo.

    (Reference: This Flash animation)

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  22. Quick pronunciation question... by Kantara · · Score: 1

    Is it pronunced like...

    Why
    Wii did they name it this?

    or...

    We
    Wii don't understand...?

    1. Re:Quick pronunciation question... by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

      RTFA

    2. Re:Quick pronunciation question... by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

      The site says it's like "We". So yes, you are going to have to walk into a store and ask for something that sounds like a synonym for piss if you want this system.

    3. Re:Quick pronunciation question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes!

    4. Re:Quick pronunciation question... by br0ck · · Score: 1

      They're just trying to compete on equal footing with the PiSs3.

  23. wee... by sidb · · Score: 2, Funny

    My initial reaction: let the namecalling begin. Wii Nintendo Revolution becomes too easy an acronym. I can't be the only one to think of this.

  24. Oh no. by RyoShin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Congratulations, Nintendo.

    You've been building hype. New downloading. Twenty years of backwards compatibility. Brand new interface. Small. Sleek.

    This is one gigantic step backwards. One, huge, gigantic step backwards.

    I could go on a rant about this for a few paragraphs, but I'm too dismayed. Instead, I think I can some up everything I'm thinking in one sentence:

    This is going to be known, gargonly, in America as "Nintendo Piss".

    Fucking dammit.

    1. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing sucks like an electrolux.

    2. Re:Oh no. by JWW · · Score: 1

      I've got to agree with you. While I was all ready to get a Revolution when it comes out, I'm not so sure I'd want to buy a Wii at all and its the SAME THING.

      I just goes to show you that sometimes there is something behind this marketing stuff.

      It seem that these days the marketing types have just lost it. I mean viiv? MacBook Pro?? and now Wii????? I mean come on, the codename for the project should not be coller than the name for the ACTUAL product, and if it is then chnange your product name to the code name!!!

      They really have to change the name back.

    3. Re:Oh no. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yup, I mean it's not too late but :s .. weird.

      What's wrong with MacBook Pro anyway? Apart from that it should just be MacBooks (which are the pro version anyway) and iBooks.

      But Wii :s I dont want to need to think about peeing every time I see a console.

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    4. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I go wee now?

    5. Re:Oh no. by tepples · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with MacBook Pro anyway? Apart from that it should just be MacBooks (which are the pro version anyway) and iBooks.

      It destroys the "segment, form factor" convention that Apple had used. It used to be PowerBook, iBook, Power Mac, iMac, an easy 2x2 array.

    6. Re:Oh no. by Minwee · · Score: 1

      You can touch your Wii. You know, down there.

    7. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iBooks with intel processors are going to be called "Macbooks".

    8. Re:Oh no. by MrJack5304 · · Score: 1

      OMFG it's like a bad dream. I read about it on Kotaku and couldn't believe what I was seeing. Starting bouncing around the net and land on revolution.nintendo.com and see it straight from the horses mouth. My God Nintendo what have you done? You took the most badass name and threw it in the garbage!!!!

      I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I COULD KILL SOMEBODY

    9. Re:Oh no. by shiznatix · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is one gigantic step backwards. One, huge, gigantic step backwards.
      Uhhh are you kidding? A name change in the product is suddenly a huge step backwards? And this was modded 'insightful'!? Whats insightful about a idiot saying a name change will make it a complete and total failure of a product!?
    10. Re:Oh no. by IndigoParadox · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll change it to MacMac. =O)

    11. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go play with my wii-wii now. Thanks Nintendo.

    12. Re:Oh no. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      What's wrong with MacBook Pro anyway? Apart from that it should just be MacBooks (which are the pro version anyway) and iBooks.
      What's wrong is that it should be PowerBook, dammit, regardless of what CPU it uses! It doesn't have to refer to it using a PowerPC chip; it could just refer to it being powerful. In comparison, "MacBook" anything just sounds stupid.
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    13. Re:Oh no. by Perseid · · Score: 1

      Are YOU kidding? The name absolutely can destroy a product. Are you saying that naming a product partly aimed at kids after a part of their anatomy won't have an impact on sales?

      The name doesn't matter to me personally. But then again it does. If I perceive that the name may have an impact on sales I may be less inclined to buy one for fear of buying an orphaned product.

    14. Re:Oh no. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree that iBook and Powerbook were so much better. Very strange.

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    15. Re:Oh no. by somersault · · Score: 1

      I concur, I only noticed further down the page that the older generation were called Powerbooks. Which is just plain cool.

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      which is totally what she said
    16. Re:Oh no. by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd buy it even if it were called "OMG PONIES!"

      Seriously though, if your buy/don't buy decision revolves around the name of the console (as opposed to the games, or even just shiney specs), then you're not the target audience. You don't broaden the game-buying audience by being all 1337, you instead make it approachable by people who are currently put off by exactly that kind of attitude.

      If they were trying to be badass and edgy, they'd probably call it "Xbox" or something.

      Why are you looking for validation of your masculinity in your video game purchases to begin with?

    17. Re:Oh no. by nasch · · Score: 1

      I don't buy things based on their names, but this reminds me of a letter I saw printed in a motorcycle mag. It was about the then-new Yamaha naked liter bike, marketed in Europe as the Fazer (which I think is what a similar bike was called years ago). The letter was from someone who had put a deposit on one with his local dealer, he was so excited about the product. When Yamaha announced they were naming it FZ-1 for the US marked, he cancelled his order. So yes, what a product is called affects its sales, even if only by a small amount (and maybe it's actually significant).

    18. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A name change in the product is suddenly a huge step backwards?

      While I think the wailing and gnashing of teeth over "Wii" is over-the-top in this thread, a bad name could be a huge step backwards. I mean, what if they renamed it, this may seem extreme, the RapeBox1972? I can see how the RapeBox1972 would turn some people off from buying it...

    19. Re:Oh no. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Let's design a product that meets everyone's needs, is inexpensive, and people will just generally enjoy. ... But what should we name it? I know, let's call it the XCancerCubeStation. No? You don't like that? .. I'm sure we could come up with something as catchy as that, maybe PedophileBox360? .. RapeStation3? .. you're not liking these names either? I'm out of ideas, we'll just call it Wii.

      It's not like a catchy name is even that important.

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    20. Re:Oh no. by StonedRat · · Score: 1

      Xbox was originally only going to be a code name, but it was popular and everyone knew it so Microsoft kept it on. I think Nintendo really need to consider doing the same with Revolution.

      /me walks into Game and asks "Can I have a Wii, please"

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    21. Re:Oh no. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      So if I hook two of them together with a link cable (or wireless), did I just make Wii-Wii?

      I admit that when I heard the name "Dreamcast", I thought it was lame. But this is just plain stupid. Maybe they're trying to one-up Microsoft's Batsu-Box?

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    22. Re:Oh no. by Giant+Killer · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's too complicated. The more popular a console is with the masses, the more games get developed. So it doesn't matter whether I buy one, it matters if other people do.

      If the name keeps them from buying, the name keeps me from buying.

    23. Re:Oh no. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The more popular a console is with the masses, the more games get developed."

      I don't know about you, but personally I don't want more games, I want better games.

    24. Re:Oh no. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      But if the target audience is non-gamers, then the name matters that much more. They'll have no idea about the shiny specs, and they're not reading up about upcoming games.

      If someone who's never bought a system before goes into the store sees Playstation 3, XBox 360, and Nintendo Wii I think they'll pass on the Nintendo product because they have nothing to base their decision on BUT the name and price. It's a shame too because it would probably be the best fit for that customer.

    25. Re:Oh no. by dcs · · Score: 1

      That's easy. Nintendo Wii won't be the best console out there. Not by a very long margin. In fact, it will compete at the same level of present PS2 or XBox.

      So, if you can't be the best, and you won't be the cheaper (at that performance level), you'd better be the coolest.

      Try to be cool with the name "Wii".

      It's like the Ford Pinto, which went on to be a big success in Brazil after they changed its name from "small dick", which is what "Pinto" meant in Brazil. Sure a name can spell doom.

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    26. Re:Oh no. by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      While I was all ready to get a Revolution when it comes out, I'm not so sure I'd want to buy a Wii at all and its the SAME THING.

      To me, that sounds like you care more about image and less about substance. You don't think it's strange that the name is your deciding factor about whether or not you buy something?

    27. Re:Oh no. by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      Where in the world is wee = penis?

    28. Re:Oh no. by Perseid · · Score: 1

      Wee wee = penis which, if you're in grade school, is more than close enough.

    29. Re:Oh no. by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I was fresh out of marketing school when I came up with that name. How was I supposed to know people would react so negatively to it? Sure, everyone is a genius in hindsight.... I learned my lesson years later, when I named the Ford Probe.

    30. Re:Oh no. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      To me, that sounds like you care more about image and less about substance. You don't think it's strange that the name is your deciding factor about whether or not you buy something.
      Seems to me the function of an entertainment product is to provide a subjective, nonrational feeling of enjoyment, so its really not at all strange for subjective, nonrational responses to association conjured up by the name, product design, or whatever that interfere with that feeling of enjoyment to play a role in purchase decisions, rather than pure technical functionality.
    31. Re:Oh no. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If someone who's never bought a system before"

      Then the question becomes "Why are they going into the store to begin with?" If they're going to be buying something for their kids/spouse/whatever, then perhaps they'll simply look at name/price, but what Nintendo wants is for peoples' parents/girlfriends to go into video game stores and buy something for themselves, and odds are they won't do that until they see it in action and see for themselves how fun (and easy) playing games is.

      And for those shoppers, a nice, short, monosyllabic and still unambiguous name will help with the shopping experience. Having to remember generation numbers can make asking a store employee for a PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 as complicated as trying to ask for a custom-built PC for those kinds of shoppers.

    32. Re:Oh no. by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Unless you believe that only Nintendo can make good console games, then the statement that "I want better games, not more games," while being understandable and laudable on one level, is a crock of BS on every other. I mean, are you happy that if you own only a Gamecube you can't play any of the GTA games? Are you happy that you can't play many of the other good third-party games released for the other two consoles (often both of the others while excluding the GC)?

      The fact that GC owners, more than the other two consoles (because the other two have more games), have to buy a second console in order to play most third-party games is a bad thing, yet so many Nintendo fans seem to represent it as a badge of honor. It's not. Nintendo screwed up.

      If the name "Wii" causes a significant drop in the number of consoles sold (a stupid reason, but people do all kinds of things for stupid reasons) compared to those that might have been sold had it been called "Revolution," then once again Nintendo will get the short end of the third-party stick. The fact that their bundled controller is very different than the others already puts them into a bit of a hole in that area, and I don't think they can afford for the third-party issue to get any worse.

    33. Re:Oh no. by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

      You were modded insightful too, and you didn't do anything but bitch.

      "Whats insightful about a idiot saying a name change will make it a complete and total failure of a product!?"

      Funny, I read, re-read, and triple read his post. Nowhere did he say that.

      What he DID say is that the name is a huge step backward. As someone who finds the name silly and more than a little ridiculous, I agree.

      In other words, those of us with money may reconsider buying something with such a stupid name.

      Insightful enough for ya?

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    34. Re:Oh no. by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fact that GC owners, more than the other two consoles (because the other two have more games), have to buy a second console in order to play most third-party games is a bad thing, yet so many Nintendo fans seem to represent it as a badge of honor. It's not.

      Yep, the GameCube is not a good first console. However, it's a great second console. If you already own a PS2, there's not much reason to buy an Xbox, or vice versa. However, the GameCube has its share of great, exclusive games, and it is low priced, which makes it a fantastic second console.

      As for third-party support, Nintendo is not going to win by competing with Sony and Microsoft for games that are released for all three platforms. Where they will succeed with games that would only be possible on their new console. Look at the Nintendo DS for examples of that. Nintendogs. Brain Age. Nintendo is not looking for the "Which version of Burnout 3 should I buy?"market. They're looking for the "this game would not be possible on any other console" market.

    35. Re:Oh no. by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      That's funny. There's another Fazer in Europe, namely a Finnish chocolate brand.

    36. Re:Oh no. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      And for those shoppers, a nice, short, monosyllabic and still unambiguous name will help with the shopping experience.

      If those are the important factors, they would have been much better off naming their new console the Nintendo DUH.

    37. Re:Oh no. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      I don't see how Nintendo Wii is that much better than the other two. When they go into the store the choice is between 'Made Up Name' 360, 'Made Up Name' 3, and 'Made Up Name'. At least the Playstation gives some indication of what it might do.

      The Wii almost looks like W2. I think picking a real word would have worked much better for them.

      If someone goes into the store never having purchased a system before, they're asking an employee regardless of what the name is. All three console makers could have called them 'Video Game Machine' and there'd be confusion.

    38. Re:Oh no. by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I don't deny the GC's value at all - price-wise, it's a great option, and has been since it released $100 cheaper than the competitors. And, of course, there are great games for it.

      My issue is with the implication that it's a good thing that the GC didn't have as much third-party support, and the idea that continuing that trend with the Revolution...er, Wii...is a good idea. A lack of third-party support should not be considered a virtue, and Nintendo bigwigs themselves have made statements to that effect.

      The bottom line in this discussion is whether the newly announced name hurts or helps Nintendo's next console. Personally, I think that it can only hurt because the name just doesn't make any sense (though I think that the Wii/wee similarity in America is the least of the problems). The biggest problem, to my way of thinking, is that the name just sounds "weak" to me. There are no strong consonants and the name just sort of trails off. Saying the name out loud is like a sigh and has no "impact." I think it's just plain terrible.

    39. Re:Oh no. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "When they go into the store the choice is between 'Made Up Name' 360, 'Made Up Name' 3, and 'Made Up Name'. At least the Playstation gives some indication of what it might do."

      "I want a PlayStation."

      "Do you want a PlayStation 1, a PlayStation 2, or a PlayStation 3?"

      "I don't know, I just want a PlayStation."

      "I think picking a real word would have worked much better for them."

      Like "iPod?"

    40. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they'll name their intel-based high-end desktops the MacMac?

    41. Re:Oh no. by keiichi13x · · Score: 1

      viva la wii!

    42. Re:Oh no. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. like iPod. Something that can be pronounced correctly just by looking at it. Not something that I have to go to the manufacturer's website to figure out how to say it without feeling foolish for saying it wrong.

      And all the iterations of iPod haven't exactly hurt it.

      "I want an iPod."

      "Do you want an iPod, an iPod shuffle, or and iPod nano?"

      "I don't know, I just want an iPod."

      "Do you want an iPod 30Gig, or and iPod 60Gig?"

      And if someone looks at Playstation 1, Playstation 2, and Playstation 3 and can't figure out which is the newest, then I'm not sure how they were able to figure out how to get to the store.

    43. Re:Oh no. by tknn · · Score: 1

      Besides being one of the worst names to ever be attached to a major consumer product ever (the Nova probably being the worst) the name is also reflective of one thing here in the US: that the console is for the under-12 crowd. Nobody even near adolescence is going to touch the thing and you can kiss goodbye to the 20+ year old crowd that actually has money. Nintendo keeps making this mistake...

    44. Re:Oh no. by paranoidhumanoid · · Score: 1

      They should have at least called it Xii. As Bender would say: "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The x makes it sound cool."

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    45. Re:Oh no. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Except PowerBook is objectively a stupid, inane, cheesy name that has everything to do with Apple wanting its first generation of well designed Mac laptops to have no connection to the Mac, which in 1990 was seen as underpowered compared to the rest of the industry.

      I covered this in my journal some time ago. It baffles me completely that people would want to continue with Apple's tradition of disassociating its laptops from its desktop line, and worse still use a name that reeks of 1980s hype. The only reason Mac users don't cringe on hearing the word is that they're too used to it. If I make up names that would have been taken just as seriously in the 1980s and early nineties, such as SuperBook and TurboBook, not to mention names Apple might have chosen a few years ago, such as ExtremeBook, I think you'll see the point.

      And if you don't, I have two words for you: Microsoft PowerPoint.

      There. I said it.

      Wii's a damned fine name.

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    46. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think someone forgets how stupid the highly technical consumer thought the name iPod (and for that matter iMac) sounded; many people (who would go on to buy one version for themselves in the future) said "Why would I want something that sounds like a disease where something is growing on my eye. I've got an 'eye-pod'"

      Don't forget that "Playstation" sounded like a little kiddy-toy that you put in front of a toddler that they banged wooden posts into; XBox sounded like a name someone came up with to sound cool.

      All names suck ...
      We forget how crappy iPod, Playstation and XBox were because our apprieciation of the product makes up for how crappy the name is.

    47. Re:Oh no. by bnenning · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with MacBook Pro anyway?

      It's the exact opposite of "rolling off the tongue". "Pro" is fine, but the ack-uck combo in "MacBook" is ugly.

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    48. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...says username Guppy06, with an email of diwankio... err... sorry, diwancio. ;)

      quite simply, the aesthetic of the name puts me off. i'm on the fence about getting a PS3, a Revolution, or just sticking with my PC. Most likely, I'll go for the PS3 (and probably sell it on eBay). But if there is a Star Wars game using the Revolution controllers as lightsabers, I may have to buy Nintendo. However, I don't want to buy... a "Wii". For people who are undecided, the name may have killed some purchase opportunities for Nintendo. "Playstation" is safely still family-friendly and somewhat cool. "Xbox" sounds raw and cool. "Revolution" is also safely family-friendly and cool. "Wii"... although it may sound... giddy... just does *not* evoke any images of power or coolness and is slightly (if unintentionally) offensive. ...and "OMG PONIES!"... lol, that's awesome... (at least with that, though, they *would* hit the young girl market, usually overlooked by the game industry)

      --anonymous coward (without an account)

    49. Re:Oh no. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between a name seeming stupid when first heard, and a name that probably won't be pronounced correctly when seeing it and brings urine to mind when it is pronounced correctly.

    50. Re:Oh no. by weg · · Score: 1

      I'd buy it even if it were called "OMG PONIES!"

      I would buy it just because of that!
      Hmm.. offtopic, but why the fuck can't you buy My Little Pony T-shirts at think geek. They are pretty hard to get in Large..

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    51. Re:Oh no. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > This is going to be known, gargonly, in America as "Nintendo Piss".

      gargonly?

      No, I really don't think of piss jokes. And frankly the references are getting annoying.

      What I think of is "cute and corporate", something that came out of a name mill, one of those many companies that do nothing but churn out names. It's how we got Accenture, it's how we got Agilent, and it's almost certainly how we got "Wii".

      I see the name and think of them saying "wookit our cute and cuddy widdle wii console-wonsole". I guess Nintendo is taking its treacly reputation and running it to its logical conclusion.

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    52. Re:Oh no. by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Chevy named one car the "Nova," which means "boring sciencey TV program" in English but in Spanish means supernova. The first time someone in Mexico started their newly-purchased Chevy Nova, the entire world was immolated in a cosmic orgy of destruction, or so the urban legend goes.

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    53. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're expecting children who - let's face it, are the primary market for Nintendo - to be more mature than most of the people who post on Slashdot? That's not happening. The "Nintendo Wee-Wee" name is pop-culture suicide.

      Who do you think Nintendo is making games for anyway? A diminishing core of die-hard "Nintendo 4 Life" players such as you? What a great business plan! That must be why the Virtual Boy sold so well!

    54. Re:Oh no. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "So you're expecting children who - let's face it, are the primary market for Nintendo"

      Do you have numbers to back up this assertion of yours?

      "Who do you think Nintendo is making games for anyway? A diminishing core of die-hard "Nintendo 4 Life" players such as you?"

      Whoever the games are made for, they're buying it enough to keep Nintendo comfortably in the black.

    55. Re:Oh no. by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the Wii will rectify this situation by allow third-party developers to create games that would simply not be possible on any other console. Judging by the comments made so far, it seems like developers are in fact excited about the prospects.

      As for the name, all I can say is..."Whee!"

      Personally, I like it.

    56. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No va" means "it doesn't go" in Spanish. Yep... my car isn't going anywhere because it breaks down all the time...

    57. Re:Oh no. by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake: Like the name or not, give me a couple of great games and I'll buy it. I hope it works out for Nintendo, and given their aggressiveness on console pricing I think they'll do just fine. But, whichever idiot pushed that name through ought to be looking for a job because "Revolution" was a damned good name and "Wii" is just weird. :)

    58. Re:Oh no. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Wii, when taken as a noun, is piss.. I still am considering getting one though, maybe even more than before. Any publicity is good publicity (and I dont want Ninendo to go down the drain.. oh dear that was actually an unintentional pun)

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  25. Blah. by Sai+Enigma · · Score: 1

    You've got to be kidding me.

  26. So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Shihar · · Score: 1

    Maybe Wii has some deep meaning in Japanese, but it is a fucking stupid name for the English market. Wii sounds like a word a child uses for piss or a comment on someone's penis size; either way it isn't good. This almost reminds me of a story I heard years back about how an American car company put out a car under the American name in South America that name sound like "junk", "broken" or something like that in spanish.

    Whatever the case, this is just a stupid move. It would be nice to think that people would pick a product on merit alone, but there is a reality that perception is influenced by advertising. Part of advertising is the name you give to your product. Dumb move Nintendo.

    1. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      This almost reminds me of a story I heard years back about how an American car company put out a car under the American name in South America that name sound like "junk", "broken" or something like that in spanish.

      That would be the Chevy Nova. "No va" means "No Go" in spanish.

      Not entirely a correct correlation, but "Wii" is a stupid name. How the heck do you ponounce it?

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    2. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1
      This almost reminds me of a story I heard years back about how an American car company put out a car under the American name in South America that name sound like "junk", "broken" or something like that in spanish.

      If I remember correctly, that car was the Chevy Nova. "No va" means "it doesn't go" in Spanish but that is an urban legend according to this: The Legend of the Chevy Nova That Wouldn't Go

    3. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This almost reminds me of a story I heard years back about how an American car company put out a car under the American name in South America that name sound like "junk", "broken" or something like that in spanish.

      That's an urban legend. From the article: "A popular urban legend asserts that the Nova sold poorly in Latin America because the phrase no va means "no go" in Spanish. In reality, the Spanish no va and nova are as different as the English no table and notable."

    4. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Quietust · · Score: 3, Informative
      Maybe Wii has some deep meaning in Japanese
      Considering the Japanese language hasn't used the "wi" sound (equivalent to English "we", French "oui", etc.) in native words since the language reforms over 60 years ago (at which point it was dropped down to just "i"), I doubt it.
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    5. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wii don't like it.

    6. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Perseid · · Score: 1

      Reading the article, it's supposed to be a play on We. A deep-sounding-but-not "Not me. Not you. But Wii." And it IS a Japanese thing. There was a Japanese pop group made of two of the most popular members of Morning Musume named W. Just the letter W. The idea is that it has those two popular girls. You and You. U and U. W. It sounds silly to you and me, but it apparently makes sense to the Japanese mind.

      What doesn''t make sense is why they didn't clear it with the marketing department in America. The blank stares would have made it clear...

    7. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      W doesn't make sense. They are frogging awful. They can't sing. Can't dance. Can't look good. Can't dress. They are absolutely garbage in every way.

      but back on topic... oh god. "Can I have a Wii please? Put it in a cup. Thanks."

    8. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      That would be the Chevy Nova. "No va" means "No Go" in spanish.

      Actually, the Chevy Nova thing is more of an urban legand.

      Not entirely a correct correlation, but "Wii" is a stupid name. How the heck do you ponounce it?

      According to TFA, it's pronounced "we". (Which, IMO, really sucks. What was wrong with Revolution?)

    9. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      10:1 odds, though, that the console's name in Japanese is spelled with the katakana 'u-i-i' instead of 'wi-i.' I doubt that more that 20% of Japanese even remember how to write a 'wi' character. My Japanese professors didn't.

      I never did understand that language change. Of course, I never understood why the language never had characters for 'yi,' 'ye,' and 'wu' either. Personally, I would've been okay if they'd called the system Nintendo We, but apparently someone does in fact need to be fired.

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    10. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      The Chevy Nova indeed sold here in Venezuela, and while it does mean "Doesn't Go", the first time I made that connection was when reading about it on a site in english.. :)

      Now if you want to talk about cars that did change their names, look for the Mitsubishi Pajero.. that would be the same than if the car was called in the US "The Mitsubishi Wanker".. :)... it was sold here in Venezuela as the Mitsubishi Montero (Monte = bushes, woods).

    11. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      That would be the Chevy Nova. "No va" means "No Go" in spanish.

      On the other hand, "nova" is a perfectly good Spanish word with roughly the same meanings as the English "nova".

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    12. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

      You are correct, sir. It is written in katakana as what would be romanized as "Wii" on Nintendo's japanese Wii website: http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/index2.html

    13. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

      And of course, I write the romanization wrong. It'd be romanized as "Uii"

    14. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      It really is amusing, that oft repeated story about the Nova. As if any nominally educated spanish speaking person isn't familiar with the language shift in Spanish from the latin nova, to nueva.

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    15. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by biraneto2 · · Score: 1

      Well.. Writen in romanji "ii" is the japanese word for "good" as in good beer. Japanese people could eventually read and pronounce the name as We-e. As parent said it's also would be somehow normal to contract the name to just "ii".

    16. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Exquire · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, (and I don't know much Japanese) the sound is similiar in the Japanese "Oi" - an example of its usage is "oishii" which means "delicious".

    17. Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I just checked my classical Japanese dictionary, and while 'wi' is a word (I already knew that anyways--means well), 'wii' is definitely not in there, unless you consider the stem of 'wiiru' which would be 'wii' (meaning basically to enter a room, for example, and sit down), but that would be a stretch.

  27. Hit/Miss now at 15/85 by mykejm · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Wii? I think we're looking at a huge console bust (insert DOA Beach Volleyball joke). After the initial curiosity and interest in the novelty of the wand-like controller I can't see them sustaining very good sales. The Revolution/Wii seems like a very inconvenient gaming experience; who really wants that much macro-movement to control a video game? And when you consider it's hitting the market after the Xbox360 and the PS3, does it really have any shot at making a splash?

    1. Re:Hit/Miss now at 15/85 by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the Chevrolet Nova. No Va would literally be "it does not go".

      However I am not sure they sold it outside the US.

    2. Re:Hit/Miss now at 15/85 by timster · · Score: 1

      The Revolution/Wii seems like a very inconvenient gaming experience

      I'm responding to you mostly because this comment fits in so well with the sig I've had for years. But to be on-topic, I suppose none of us have seen this controller in use, but why do you assume that it will be so much more movement than, say, moving a mouse around?

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  28. I'm going back to bed.... by joshlake · · Score: 1

    I can't start my day like this.....

  29. The question now is... by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... can we, as gamers, keep the name "Revolution" in use? I mean, Nintendo can officially change the name of the system, but they can't force people to actually call it that. I'd feel embarrassed asking for a Nintendo "Wii", but I have no problem buying a "Revolution"... so certainly hope that stores continue to recognize the previous name.

    1. Re:The question now is... by RyoShin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This might be the best way to go.

      If we can keep the "Revolution" moniker alive and well in gaming circles and sites, and only refer to the "Wii" name when talking about the name itself, we might be able to convince Nintendo that this was a stupid fucking idea.

      Of course, names can be changed before actual release.

      Ultra 64, anyone?

      This still pisses me off, though. Even "Nintendo GO" was better than this.

    2. Re:The question now is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell i still call the Xbox2 the Xbox2

    3. Re:The question now is... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I can't wait for Twilight Princess to come out for the Dolphin...

    4. Re:The question now is... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      Wii??? I'd feel more comfortable asking for the Nintendo Pony! What the hell kind of a name is Wii? How do you pronounce it? O yeah my friend is coming over tonight...he doesn't have Nintendo, so he is going to play with my Wii. Sounds great...

    5. Re:The question now is... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      If we can keep the "Revolution" moniker alive and well in gaming circles and sites, and only refer to the "Wii" name when talking about the name itself, we might be able to convince Nintendo that this was a stupid fucking idea.

      Why don't you ask the PowerBoo^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H MacBook people how that's going?

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    6. Re:The question now is... by Newander · · Score: 1

      How do you pronounce it?
      we

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    7. Re:The question now is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      .. can we, as gamers, keep the name "Revolution" in use? I mean, Nintendo can officially change the name of the system, but they can't force people to actually call it that. I'd feel embarrassed asking for a Nintendo "Wii", but I have no problem buying a "Revolution"... so certainly hope that stores continue to recognize the previous name.

      There is precedent for that. For example, no one referred to the AMD K7 cpu's as "Athlons"; they were always advertised by their code-names ie. Thunderbird, Thoroughbred, Palomino, Barton etc.

    8. Re:The question now is... by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fine then. How do we pronounce it?

    9. Re:The question now is... by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "I'd feel embarrassed asking for a Nintendo 'Wii'"

      A Penny Arcade comic for you.

      Not saying that it's a good name or anything.... Just saying...

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    10. Re:The question now is... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's just a name. Is it really all that big of a deal? Plus I really like it. Although I will probably refer to it as the wiiBox, or WiiCube, just 'cause that sounds so cool.

      I think in an age where gaming systems are essentially referred to by their acronyms (DS, PSP, PS2, GC) Wii isn't that strange of a moniker.

    11. Re:The question now is... by databeast · · Score: 1

      someone with mod points, please mod the parent post vaudeville-hilarious.

    12. Re:The question now is... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Fine then. How do we pronounce it?

      it

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    13. Re:The question now is... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      there was a reason for the "ultra" being dropped from the name the term was used by another company. wiki: During the developmental stages the N64 was referred to by its code name, Project Reality. The name Project Reality came from the speculation within Nintendo that this console could produce CGI on par with then-current supercomputers. Once unveiled to the public the name changed to Nintendo Ultra 64, referring to its 64-bit processor, and Nintendo dropped "Ultra" from the name on February 1, 1996, just five months before its Japanese debut due to the word "Ultra" being trademarked by another company. if anyone knows more to this please let me know

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    14. Re:The question now is... by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 1
      I think in an age where gaming systems are essentially referred to by their acronyms (DS, PSP, PS2, GC) Wii isn't that strange of a moniker.
      Just so long as I don't have to call it W.
      I don't think I could handle the potential of my new console carrying out a pre-emptive attack on my PS2 game collection, with or without the support of my GC, NES, GBAs or DS.
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  30. This goes a long way... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    This goes a long way to putting to rest all that crap about Nintendos only being made for kids...

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  31. Of course! by Dashcolon · · Score: 1

    They want people to hear "Nintendo" and think, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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  32. Gonads and strife... SHUT UP! by tepples · · Score: 5, Funny
  33. Weeeeee! by spaztik · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first thing I though of upon hearing this name was the Gonads and Strife flash animation.

    1. Re:Weeeeee! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Makes sense too. If you're a kid and you wanna go weeee, but you ain't got drugs yet...

      Buy Nintendo.

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    2. Re:Weeeeee! by bandannarama · · Score: 1

      Here's my fave along those lines. :)

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  34. This name is..... interesting by CuBeFReNZy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I personally wouldn't vote for this name. It's too odd sounding for a video game system. Their explanation for why they choose this name makes a lot of sense, but they shouldn't have to explain the name to convince people about anything. The system's capabilities should speak for itself, not a name. I guess in the same way I got used to "DS" I'll get used to "Wii".

    1. Re:This name is..... interesting by Medium+Rare · · Score: 1

      Honestly they could call it the Nintendo Dogshit for all I care and I'd still buy one over the PS3 and 360. :p

    2. Re:This name is..... interesting by somersault · · Score: 1

      But they already used that for the the DS (yes I have one, and it's actually rather good, tho most of the games aren't spectacular)

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    3. Re:This name is..... interesting by Roj+Blake · · Score: 1

      Honestly they could call it the Nintendo Dogshit for all I care

      Reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live sketch making fun of the Smuckers commercial:
      With a name like 'Painful rectal itch', it's got to be good jam.

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  35. Horrendous by mthornton · · Score: 1

    I've been hyping the Revolution since the introduced the control but Wii?! Why don't they call it the 3DO and be done with it.

  36. Can I try again... by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

    "It's clearly going to piss all over the competition" is clearly a better joke than my first attempt.

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  37. When you're a kid and ya wanna go, "Weee!" by krack · · Score: 1

    Gonads and strife, gonads and strife!!

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  38. Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was much confiusion between PCI and PCMCIA. What chance does Joe Average stand with Wii vs Wifi?

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    1. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Read their official homepage, they explain their reasoning for the name as um... weird as it sounds. I don't know if I'm taking a liking to it, but hey, it's Nintendo, it'll probably catch on, despite it's name.

    2. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by fbjon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That might be on purpose, actually.

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    3. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is going to confuse a data transmission standard and a game system. Yes, I have worked in retail. Yes, it was during the Christmas season.

    4. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by darkain · · Score: 1

      Their flash animation has the lil outward moving things from the top of one of the "I"s, much like what many animations do to show a signal from a Wifi icon. So yes, IMO thats what they are going for.

    5. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm watching and seeing no such things. If your refering to the balls it is throwing thats hardly a wifi reference.. More of a throwing the controller across the room reference! :)

    6. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Whu kaars?

    7. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your retail experience must be at Radio Shack. That's the only chain where the clerks throw around terms like "data transmission standard" and expect the customers to know what they're talking about.

    8. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by thevoice99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      What Radioshack are you talking about? The sales guys at my Radioshack don't know what a computer is but they will be happy to sell me satellite TV and a new cell phone everytime I try to buy a 10 foot usb cable. Bastards.

    9. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by zootm · · Score: 1

      For bonus fun, if you pronounce it like "Wifi" but dropping the "f", you sound like a Northerner saying "wahey".

    10. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

      For bonus fun, if you pronounce it like "Wifi" but dropping the "f", you sound like a Northerner saying "wahey".

      Why-aye, pet! Nintendo's a canny bastard fer choosing a name like that. Te can always tell when a Geordie's left the toon and got a job somewhere proper, aye!

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    11. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      I always end up getting talked into buying those X-Mods cars. Grrrrrrrr.

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    12. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by MaverickUW · · Score: 1

      No they don't! They throw big phrases like that around hoping that somebody will be so scared they might get the wrong thing, that they can sell you the deluxe version of an item for $50 that you could have bought for $2.50 anywhere else (even the base version would cost $15 at radio shack)

    13. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, the big problem with Radio Shack is that nobody who works there knows as much as they think they do. For example, my sister recently got her first cell phone. She emailed me asking if it was true that you had to run down the cell batteries on a regular basis or they'd stop working. I immediately asked, "You got that phone at Radio Shack, didn't you?" Sure enough, she had. I then explained to her electronic gadgets no longer come with ni-cad batteries, and that lithium batteries don't have "memory" issues.

      My all time favorite is from many years ago, when TV sets still had mono earphone jacks. I wanted to plug in my Walkman headphones to the TV, so I went to the local mall to buy a signal splitter at Radio Shack. When I tried to explain what I wanted, the clerk kept insisting that it was impossible to convert a mono signal into a stereo signal. I kept trying to explain that wasn't what I was trying to do, but he was so sure of his "facts" that it was a waste of time. So I finally went next door to the record store where the clerk has no technogeek pretentions, and immediately got sold what I wanted.

      Though now I hear that if you go into a record store, you have to be careful not to use the word "record". If you do, the clerks sneer at you and tell you they don't sell records, only CDs — even if the store has the word "record" in the name.

      Bottom line: when you work in retail, your job is to help your customers, not show off how much you know — or don't know.

    14. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or WIkI? or WIsconsIn? Or WIssIssippi?

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    15. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by Fusen · · Score: 0, Troll

      if only Americans knew that there are more accents to the UK than just cockney and RP, and if only I hadn't weasted my mod points :(

    16. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by victim · · Score: 5, Funny
      Apparently it doesn't have 802.11 since Wii is what you get if you have No F-in Wifi.

      Yes, I know it's too late in the thread for anyone to read this, but it needed saying.

    17. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by jwigum · · Score: 1

      That's fabulous, bravo. Pure comedic gold.

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    18. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Nintendo Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifi Connection!

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    19. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by BarryHaworth · · Score: 1
      Actually, the big problem with Radio Shack is that nobody who works there knows as much as they think they do.


      This reminds me of the old joke:


      Q: What is the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?


      A: 1) A user car salesman can probably drive.


              2) A user car salesman knows when he is lying.

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    20. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by buswolley · · Score: 1

      No, I think they just smoked too much Wiid. Of course.

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    21. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by macsox · · Score: 1

      If ever an argument was falling on deaf ears...

      Replace 'Radio Shack' with 'Slashdot' and 'works' with 'posts', and you'll see what I mean.

    22. Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Did you say something?

  39. Creative spelling by Kaimelar · · Score: 1

    Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.

    That's the most creative way to spell "stupid" I've seen.

    What's with tech product names recently? Viiv? MacBook Pro? Wii?

    1. Re:Creative spelling by Olix · · Score: 1

      As someone up the page a bit has noted, this name would seem to be a product of the Japanese mind/language, which places more importance on the look of the word, rather than the sound of it. MacBook Pro is just a shitty name. :D

  40. And one Xbox to rule them all.... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1, Troll

    With Sony's poor financial health (go look it up; the PS3 will have to be a blockbuster in order for the company to remain profitable during the next FOUR years), and Nintendo looking more and more like a dying Sega, I suspected that MS will be the last man standing in the console arena.

    By the time PS3 and Nintendo's Wii have established some degree of market penetration (1 year after release?) we'll see an Xbox 360-2.

    The sad truth of the matter is that MS has the financial resources to manhandle Sony (especially given Sony's miscalculations regarding the PS3's costs and schedule), and the financial resources to bury Nintendo.

    I'm not happy about it, but the console market today is starting to looking like the OS market right around the time Windows 95's release. I'm scared that after huge financial outlays Sony's going to have to sell it's console division, and MS is going to be sitting there with a huge pile of cash....

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    1. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nintendo looking more and more like a dying Sega

      the financial resources to bury Nintendo


      Care to provide some financial evidence of this? Sure, the cube might not be as big a hit as the other consoles, but they're kicking ass in handhelds. Also (most significantly), they have made a profit on the hardware from day one. MS has taken an 9 figure loss or more on the current generation.

      Nintendo is the only console/publisher that has a shred of common sense.

      As far as "Wii" is concerned: I'm going to call it "my nintendo". Make all the jokes you want.

      Sean
    2. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by SScorpio · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The Playstation brand has been keeping Sony afloat for a few years now. Unless they really mess up the PS3 in some way expect it to be a success.

      Nintendo while not number one has been having constent profit, and has had one quarter in company history that was not profitable. This was causing by the extra investments and the USD taking a dive in value. But over 100 years of profit looks good.

      Microsoft while a rich company does not have limitless funding. Shareholders will eventually get upset with all the money being pissed away. While it remains to be seen what happens this generation, I'd be extremely suprised if Microsoft killed off both Sony and Nintendo. Hell it will be surprising if the Xbox360 turns a profit 1/2 through it's life cycle.

    3. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by tholomyes · · Score: 1

      Well, MS is already sitting there with a huge pile of cash, that's how they even got into the console game in the first place. Also, a lot people who are willing and able to pay $400+ for a 360 can and probably will buy multiple systems. Nintendo is strongly differentiating itself from the competition; it's not looking to be the home entertainment hub, it's looking to be a gaming system, pure and simple.

      You could just as well say that MS has the financial resources to bury Apple...

      As for "wii"... well, I'll see how it sits with me. The system still sounds incredible, I don't care what it's called, it is frankly the only next gen console that I'm really looking forward to, and I know I'm not alone.

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    4. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the 360 a flop? I never wanted to get an XBox because it's just a PC, except sold by MICROSOFT FFS.. the 360 has a more interesting architecture, but it's still an MS product. It's strange how there are so many people here boycotting Sony now I think about it, I hope they dont get a 360 just because of the rootkit thing.. I dont have a console currently, but I'm looking forward to getting a PS3 to play my old PSX games (maybe I'll also use it to watch some blu-ray movies, and possibly even buying some PS3 games..)

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    5. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The Playstation brand has been keeping Sony afloat for a few years now."

      Huh? I think you got that backwards. Sony makes money from CDs and movies and maybe some other home electronics, SCEA has historically been a bottomless pit Sony shovels money into, much like the Xbox for Microsoft.

      "This was causing by the extra investments and the USD taking a dive in value."

      And the value of the United States Dollar affects a corporation traded in Japanese Yen in what way?

      "Microsoft while a rich company does not have limitless funding."

      And Sony does?

    6. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by delahappy · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that Microsoft only needs to sell 1 game for every 360 to make a profit.... and that includes Live Arcade games. I am pretty sure that 360 will be profitable long before the half way mark.

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    7. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      I somewhat agree with you. The PS3 is rumored to be around $600-700. This was denied by sony, but they have not released any pricing info. If they match the xbox in price, they will win this generation. If not, they will die. $600-700 is way too much for a console, even with blu-ray. Most people will be waiting for cheap combo players IMO.

      I believe the revolution just killed itself in one move. I have no doubt they will still make a profit, but instead of leaping to first, I believe they will lose even more position, at least in america. Marketing is very important to Americans, and Wii is the stupidest name I've ever heard (far stupider than xbox360, which is saying something). Hopefully Wii will stand on it's innovation alone (I will still likely be getting one).

    8. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Perseid · · Score: 1

      Nintendo is not dying. Nintendo's circumstances are nothing like Sega's. The Gamecube's marketshare in the US may not be impressive, but it's presence in Japan is just fine. Nothing like Sony, but just fine. The GBA and the DS are doing just fine everywhere.

      Nintendo as a company is doing quite well. Not as well as 15 years ago, but well.

    9. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by morrisonsean · · Score: 1

      And the value of the United States Dollar affects a corporation traded in Japanese Yen in what way? If I have a 1000 Yen and buy 10 USD, and then the USD drops %20 relative to the Yen, I have lost 200 yen without spending a penny. This loss is reflected in Yen even though I still have 10 USD. Simple enough, I hope.

    10. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "and buy 10 USD"

      Why would you? When was the last time Nintendo bought large sums of dollars? More importantly, how does this affect Nintendo more than Sony, another company traded in yen?

    11. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Manchot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shareholders will eventually get upset with all the money being pissed away.

      Don't you mean Wii-Wii'ed away?

    12. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG your 1st and 2nd question are too dumb to deserve electricity from any neurological activity. It's better to help entropy by ignoring them.

    13. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by kerasineAddict · · Score: 1

      sony profit reports on gamespot, or go to their earnings releases themselves.

      "Sony's game division showed strong revenue performance but lackluster profitability, with 958.6 billion yen ($8.2 billion) in revenue yielding only 8.7 billion yen ($75 million) in income"

      Let me summarize. SCEx has been making money. Just a little less right now, probably due to PS3 development costs

    14. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by rxmd · · Score: 1
      "This was causing by the extra investments and the USD taking a dive in value."
      And the value of the United States Dollar affects a corporation traded in Japanese Yen in what way?
      Simple economics 101. Remember that Nintendo is keeping its books in yen.

      Assume a game costs 1000 yen in Japan where it's produced and that $1 is 100 yen. You can sell the game for $10. Suddenly the dollar takes a dive and $1 drops to 50 yen. As of now, either you have to sell the game for $20, or you lose 50% on every game sold. Either way, you lose money. A weak dollar and a strong yen hurt Japanese exporters.

      It's the same thing with any export product. It's why Europeans rely on a weak dollar to buy gas, because oil is traded in USD and a weak dollar drives prices down, and it's why Japan as a net exporter is traditionally interested in a weak yen, because it lowers the prices of Japanese product in foreign markets.
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    15. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 1
      And the value of the United States Dollar affects a corporation traded in Japanese Yen in what way?

      They sell things in the US.

    16. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by mwheeler01 · · Score: 1

      Really? That's kind of interesting. Let's see, I buy an XBox 360 for $400. Estimates around the web (by googling 'cost to make xbox 360') put the cost to make an X-Box 360 anywhere between $525 and $715. So you're telling me that by me buying Guantlet for like $5 on XBox Live that Microsoft is all of a sudden turning a profit? Even if I buy Oblivion for $60 and Microsoft gets every penny (though it's probably closer to less than $10 per packaged game) that's still $65 short of making a profit.
       
      Now, let's do some rounding and averaging. XBox 360 console cost me $400 and let's for the sake of argument say that all went to Microsoft. Now Microsoft typically got about $8 a game for the original XBox so let's pretend that's still true. If you buy 16 games you'll just about have equalled the cost of parts for the 360, nevermind labor to put it together and shipping and marketing and all that other overhead. 16 games from retail is a lot. Sounds like a losing equation any way you slice it unless Live is picking up a lot of slack.

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    17. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by googleheimer · · Score: 1
      Actually, I thought Nintendo was #1 for profit.

      http://nintendoinsider.com/site/EEEFylpkElFffmiBlr .php/

    18. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by morrisonsean · · Score: 1
      Well, if you were a currency trader, you would do this betting that the USD was going up relative to the Yen. But I don't think that this is what happened to Nintendo.

      Say we start with 100Y = 10USD. A cube costs 9000Y for manufacturing/shipping/promotion/etc and sells for 10,000Y (100USD). That's a 1000Y profit on every unit sold.

      If the USD drops %20 (vs. Y) then we have 80Y=10USD. But the cube still sells for 100USD (or 8000Y). Now we have -1000Y profit on every cube sold.

      Also, very large companies that rely on real materials (manufacturers) will often hold large sums of money in foreign currencies to offset raw material cost fluctuations. Basically, hedging their bet so that they can still afford to buy widgets. So, if N bought plastic from the U.S. to make cubes, and the USD went way up vs. the Yen, they could still afford the plastic.

      Having a strong currency relative to another country is bad for selling, but good for buying. This is why the U.S. has such a huge trade deficit with China. We keep buying t-shirts, but they don't buy anything from us.

      I think that for Nintendo it's a combination of strong Yen and a big inventory of unsold hardware that they have to discount (ie. they've already spent the money but haven't sold the product).

      Here's a link

      BTW, it would affect Sony just as much if they were in the same position. Maybe they shorted the USD?

      Anyway, it's pretty much moot. The loss was from 2-3 years ago. I think they probably have good controls in place now to smooth these things out.

    19. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      With Sony's poor financial health (go look it up

      Ok, I went and looked it up.

      Looks to me like Sony has twice the revenue and twice the quarterly growth of Microsoft, and is turning a healthy profit. With the PS2 still outselling the 360, they could lose as much money as Microsoft did over the entire life of the original Xbox every year on the PS3 and still have their heads above water.

      The sad truth of the matter is that MS has the financial resources to manhandle Sony (especially given Sony's miscalculations regarding the PS3's costs and schedule)

      That doesn't seem clear. I don't think Microsoft has the shareholder will to look the other way on another money losing console, while the Playstation brand is part of the core of Sony's portfolio and the Sony shareholders will ride the Playstation into the ground if need be. It's also a stretch to call Sony's moves a miscalculation. The costs will most likely be way more than recouped over the life of the technology, and the one year later release date has worked for them in both of the last two generations. The "first to market" advantage is a rediculous myth. The first to market has lost the last three times (Dreamcast, Saturn, Genesis).

    20. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by powerlord · · Score: 1

      SCEx has been making money. Just a little less right now, probably due to PS3 development costs

      Alternatively, if SCEx were planning on royalties from UMD format movies to tide them through the tail of the PS3 development cycle, then we could be seeing that bad decision playing out in their financial numbers (since UMD movies seem to be selling only slightly better than BetaMax currently is).

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    21. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has more than 50 billion dollarsin the bank by now.

      That is pretty close to limitless.

    22. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by kerasineAddict · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you have any resources to back that up?

      I recently bought a BetaMax player and entire collection of 10 tapes at a garage sale a couple days ago. I think that means BetaMax is now outselling UMD.

    23. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Looks to me like Sony has twice the revenue and twice the quarterly growth of Microsoft, and is turning a healthy profit.

      "Healthy," maybe, but only about half the gross profit of Microsoft. And only about a tenth of the cash in the bank. And it's the margins where MS is killing them.

      With the PS2 still outselling the 360, they could lose as much money as Microsoft did over the entire life of the original Xbox every year on the PS3 and still have their heads above water.

      Take another look at those margins. Sony's profit margin is 1.83% - that means that they are within a only couple of percentage points of breaking even. Microsoft's margin is a ridiculous %31.57! They could spend as much as they do now, make almost a third less revenues, and still break even. Generously, Microsoft has fifteen times the capacity to burden itself with money-losers that Sony has, and that's not even taking into account its ability to weather really bad quarters with its huge supply of cash on-hand.

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    24. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      Are you shitting me? If Microsoft releases a new console (depricating their old one), a year from this Christmas, they'll be laughed out of the fucking market.

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    25. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      The money lost was via money trading. Nintendo like many companies takes additional assets and invests them into stocks and money markets. You can easily purchase foreign currency funds and make money if they are doing well; however, if the currency losses value in the international world you will lose money.

    26. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing is very important to Americans, and Wii is the stupidest name I've ever heard (far stupider than xbox360, which is saying something).

      Trade names are usually worse than the corresponding code name. But this one is really exceptionally painful.

      'Merced' becoming 'Itanium' was bad enough. But 'Revolution' becoming 'Wii' is just ridiculous.

    27. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      And it's the margins where MS is killing them.

      Of course it is, because Microsoft is a software company. What do you think the margins from just the Xbox division look like (hint: they're in the red)?

      They could spend as much as they do now, make almost a third less revenues, and still break even.

      Tell that to their shareholders. What do you think they would say if Microsoft said it would blow it's cash on hand, and it's profits to chase a new segment that is lucky to see 4% margins.

      The numbers don't tell the tale you think they do.

    28. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Of course it is, because Microsoft is a software company.

      So what? It doens't matter why the margins are different, just that they are. It's all dollars and yen when on the bottom line.

      Tell that to their shareholders. What do you think they would say if Microsoft said it would blow it's cash on hand, and it's profits to chase a new segment that is lucky to see 4% margins.

      And what makes Sony shareholders so much different? I don't doubt that in either case they wouldn't be happy, but I was specifically disputing your contention that Sony is in a better position than Microsoft to weather potentially staggering losses in their gaming division. Neither would like it, but Microsoft can afford it. Sony can't. That's what the numbers tell me.

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    29. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a ridiculous myth. Sony is done, this is from today:
      http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/ticker/article.as p?Feed=AP&Date=20060427&ID=5674055&Symbol=US:SNE

      It's only a matter of time, mark my words. Nintendo is a has been--as long as they keep with the kiddie shit they'll never be back on top.

      On the "first-to-market" advantage: the three consoles you listed were from Sega, that's why they flopped, not because they were released first. Sega sucks, always has, always will. Just look at how fast they went out of the hardware business--faster than Gizmodo even. Oh, and the Dreamcast was in between generations at best because if you are completely dropped from the race you don't get to continue to be referred to as part of the race. Think about it, when they report on the PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube, why don't they report on Sega? Hmmm... I'll give you a hint, the race didn't start until the PS2 was released. This generation, it's the 360. Oh, and guess what, print these words out and get back to me in 5 years--the 360 has already won. There's no comparison. Xbox Live (with live E3 demos and content), your music playable over any game, best controllers of any system in history, awesome mature games that people want to play, 5.1 surround sound, Hi Def, MADE...IN...AMERICA. Project Midway, baby, the zeroes don't stand a chance. Don't believe me? Wait 5 years (or less) and then you will.

    30. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Playstation brand has been keeping Sony afloat for a few years now. Unless they really mess up the PS3 in some way expect it to be a success.

      Nintendo while not number one has been having constent profit, and has had one quarter in company history that was not profitable. This was causing by the extra investments and the USD taking a dive in value. But over 100 years of profit looks good.

      Microsoft while a rich company does not have limitless funding. Shareholders will eventually get upset with all the money being pissed away. While it remains to be seen what happens this generation, I'd be extremely suprised if Microsoft killed off both Sony and Nintendo. Hell it will be surprising if the Xbox360 turns a profit 1/2 through it's life cycle.


      1.) The Playstation does quite well, but there's a lot more than that keeping Sony afloat! Sony's total revenues are about 50% larger than Microsoft's.

      2.) Yes, Nintendo has done very well for itself in terms of profit. But when was the last time that Microsoft (as a whole) posted a quarterly loss? I doubt it has happened in the last few decades.

      3a.) Since Microsoft makes huge profits, it is expected to do something with them. When xbox loses money, shareholders aren't thrilled. But they would be much more upset if Microsoft converted most of the profits into dividends, rather than trying to grow in some area.

      3b.) When Microsoft tries to grow by buying up other software companies, this tends to generate ill will and big lawsuits. And not without good reason. In comparison, Xbox is a safe way to grow. The competition is stiff, but at least Microsoft is competing against another giant, so its monopolistic tendencies are not as much of an issue.

      None of the major players are likely to exit the console business anytime soon. Unless someone monumentally screws up, they are quite likely to still be at each other's throats ten years from now.

    31. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      It doens't matter why the margins are different, just that they are.

      It does matter. It matters because Microsoft can't pull the kinds of margins they're used to pulling now that they have a hardware product. Why should the shareholders tolerate Microsoft putting their money into something that pays worse than their core business? They won't tolerate it if Microsoft doesn't show them signifigant success soon.

      And what makes Sony shareholders so much different?

      That's an easy question. Sony's shareholders know they can't tell Sony to pull the plug on the Playstation line, or their earnings will tank. Microsoft shareholders know that if the Xbox isn't in the black soon they can tell Microsoft to pull the plug on the Xbox and the earnings will go up. That means Sony's shareholders will be more tolerant to a 'battle'. At the end of the day it doesn't matter who has the money for it as much as it matters who's got the will to burn the capital, because what those numbers really say is that they can both afford it. I would argue that Sony is the only one of the two willing to put it all on the line, and the difference between 'all' for Sony and 'all' for Microsoft isn't enough to make a difference.

      (This is all moot. There isn't going to be a battle because the chances that the PS3 won't be profitable in the long term are nil. They have too much developer good-will left. Any mistakes they make this time around can't hurt them until next generation. The only two possible outcomes are that the PS3 and the 360 co-exist, or that Microsoft exits the market.)

    32. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      On the "first-to-market" advantage: the three consoles you listed were from Sega

      I wonder where the decision makers from Sega work now...

      Quarterly figures mean nothing. Look at last generation. The PS2 was obscenely expensive, and the Xbox was elegant and commodity. What happened as time went on? PS2 got cheaper to make and became a cash cow, and the Xbox got more expensive to make and became a burden that Microsoft couldn't drop support for quickly enough.

      Pick any five year period you like, and you'll see that in that period Sony has raked in the cash. They'll eat losses now so they end up with a platform with longevity.

      This isn't an argument about which machine is better. This is an argument about who knows the business better, and Sony wins that battle hands down.

      Oh, and guess what, print these words out and get back to me in 5 years

      I'd love to, but you posted as Anonymous. Here's my bet for five years from now... You'll still be able to buy the PSthree and new games for it, Sony will be selling the hardware at a 50% profit, and the PS4 will either be out or out soon... The 360 won't be available on store shelves anymore except for used boxes, and the next Xbox will have replaced it entirely, alienating the entier 360 install base if Microsoft is even still in the market at all.

      If the 360 doesn't turn a profit by January 2008, Microsoft will call it quits. The PS3 is guaranteed to turn a profit, because people outside the US don't want 360s.

    33. Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They call me The Hunter. The magic numbers are 8, 3, 13 and 21. You will probably never understand. Why sign up for some dumb-ass site if you don't have to and can still post. Besides, what does my name have to do with anything, the prediction will come true either way. I did say "print these words out" for a reason, moron.

      Yeah, you're right, I forgot, if you work at a company and then leave to work at a new company, you're always still working for that old company, no matter what. How old are you, under 21? Have you ever possessed a professional position in business or otherwise? If so, you would know that people move on to other companies and it becomes a completely new situation, even if you have a similar position. You're incorrectly assuming that a guy's going to employ the exact same techniques at one company that he did at another. Sega sucks, not the people that left the fucking company. Sega's still around, just not in hardware. Bernie Stolar was the idiot that drove the Dreamcast, so, if anything, he's whom you should focus on. But he doesn't work at Microsoft, too bad for you. You're also assuming that one or two people make all the decisions at a major company like Microsoft for the Xbox 360. I guarantee many opinions ultimately determine everything from the launch to the details of the console itself. Get an education, then a job and get back to me. Your logic is flawed, at best.

      Oh, I'm sorry, I also forgot you're a stock broker now. Quarterly figures mean nothing?--then why do companies release them? Must be just a lark for people to laugh at their losses. Why would major financial news sites report on them if they don't mean anything? Hmmm... What stocks do you recommend, Mr. Wizard? Don't forget, too, that they were the final fiscal quarter (end of the year) and that the stocks dropped like a rock ("TOKYO (AP) - Sony shares plunged nearly 6 percent Friday"). Tell the people that just lost money on Sony that "quarterly figures mean nothing." Boy, you're not too bright there, are you? But you've got a website! And a deep love for Sony!!! Toy Story quality graphics on Playstation 2, real-time demos at E3 2005, 'we swear it will be out in Spring 2006'--don't even get me started on rootkits. Obviously, they've already planted one in you. Just keep believing Sony's lies...

      You mean people in Japan don't want 360's--it recently set records in Australia and is doing VERY well in the UK and Europe, go find some figures if you don't believe me. Back to those Japs, here's a few numbers for you:
      population of Japan = ~128 million * .25 (there was a news item recently that showed 1 in 4 Japs play video games) = ~32 million video game consumers in Japan
      population of US = ~300 million * .33 (conservative estimate of 1 in 3 play video games--5 out of 6 in my family, everybody I know, everybody I work with, who DOESN'T play in this country?) =
      over 100 million US gamers

      Guess which country overall has more disposable income, bigger growth potential, and the biggest market of interactive electronic entertainment? I'll give you a hint but I don't think you need it. So, do you honestly think Microsoft would've codenamed their Xbox console "Project Midway" and released so many FPS if they gave two shits about Japan? (Look up WWII and how well FPS do in Japan if you don't follow) JAPAN DOESN'T MATTER, it's time for a major shift in the industry. Microsoft will finish what Atari started, it's time to put gaming back on top where it all began--the USA.

      My predictions will stand the test of time, just wait and see. I can see things before they happen.

      Bye Bye, Sony...

  41. I think it's ok by youknowmewell · · Score: 1

    If you look at the video, you can see that there is good marketing potential for this, using the double i. I'm down with it, even if Revolution was a 'cool' name, it doesn't exactly appeal to the crowd Nintendo is gunning for.

    Bring on the Wii box!

    1. Re:I think it's ok by itsallgeek2me · · Score: 1

      "Bring out the Wii box"

      Great, now I have to clean my keyboard. You shouldn't type stuff like that when people are taking a drink of... uhm.. cola.

      See what the problem is now?

  42. Japanese name only? by revlayle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder if the offical name for Europe and North America will be different? Much like NES and SNES was the Famicom and SuperFamicon (respectively) in Japan.

    Of course, back then, those systems were released in Japan first and the original Japanese names were never used as part of the marketing campaign in other parts of the world.

    1. Re:Japanese name only? by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      Why announce the new name in English, on the US Nintendo.com site then? Sadly, we may be stuck with this, unless Nintendo have a sudden turnaround over it.

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    2. Re:Japanese name only? by AudioEfex · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, they state one of the reasons for chosing it is that it is multi-lingual. It will be the world-wide brand.

      AE

    3. Re:Japanese name only? by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

      Multi-lingual? As in "equally nonsensical and daft-sounding in multiple languages"? In that case, let me try a few suggestions of my own:

      The Nintendo Plurk
      The Nintendo Wakkiwakkinong
      The Nintendo Xlurtlflurx

      Not only are all of those perfectly multi-lingual by that definition, but they all have the decided benefit of not sounding like a well known euphemism for piss.

    4. Re:Japanese name only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when are those consoles coming out??!

    5. Re:Japanese name only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like how marketing gurus renamed the cleaning product "jif" (sounds fast, like jiffy) to "cif" (sounds like a sexually transmitted disease). Bonuses all round no doubt.

    6. Re:Japanese name only? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's multilingual, but it happens to sound like the most common kids' expression for urine. I'm sure the marketing department can't have overlooked this.

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  43. Snakes on a Plane by sho222 · · Score: 1

    Snakes on a Plane was going to be renamed Pacific Flight 121, but a huge uproar from internet fan sites caused the studio to keep the orginal (and much cooler) name.

    I'm not optimistic that Nintendo will reverse its decision on this one, but I'm sure the online petition sites are starting up right now.

    1. Re:Snakes on a Plane by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      actually it was samual jackson, not net fans, who convinced them to keep the origional name

  44. also announced by rayde · · Score: 5, Funny
    it will be released in 3 sizes to combat the 3 colors of PS3. these sizes are:

    Wii. Not so Wii. and FREAKIN HUGE.

    1. Re:also announced by rayde · · Score: 5, Funny

      and to continue my own thread... this made me laugh out loud..

    2. Re:also announced by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately went to that quote when seeing the name...

    3. Re:also announced by yourexhalekiss · · Score: 1

      I just clicked on that link and got really confused: how did my Linux box suddenly start running Internet Exporer mid-Firefox session?

      Then I heard the noise, and that really didn't help things any.

  45. "Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by AudioEfex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just like the marketing guy who coined the "Touching is good..." slogan for the NDS, the guy who came up with this and thought it was clever needs to be a bit more in-touch (pun intended) with American culture.

    Just like parents thought twice about buying a product for their child that kept telling you how good it was to "touch", it's going to be hard for self-respecting gamers to ask for a "Wii". And God-help us when the 16-year-old behind the counter at Wal-Mart explains to the nervous parents how the NDS will interface with the Wii, so the product with the catch-phrase "Touching is good" can be used to interface with your..."Wii."

    I love Nintendo, and I think the new console is going to rock - but naming it "Wii" is like naming your kid Richard when your last name is Head; you're just gimping them unnecessarily from the start.

    AE

  46. Wiiaboo!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did I hear someone say... "Wiiaboo"?

    *pulls out the spanking paddle*

  47. Grabbing Satoru Iwata's pinkey toe, I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And this little piggy went Wii Wii Wii, all the way home."

  48. Super, 64, DS by uberjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this mean that all the games are going to be appended with Wii? Super Mario Wii, Zelda Wii, Metroid Wii? Or even worse Madden Wii? This has got to be the worst product name since the Kia Smegma.

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    1. Re:Super, 64, DS by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, people are gonna be just as pumped up for ordering "Soul Calibur Wii" as they were for "Getting the Smegma warmed up for the daily grind"

    2. Re:Super, 64, DS by akhomerun · · Score: 1

      it's not awful, it juts needs to be a little powerful.

      i don't even think the perverted thing is bad. I think what's bad is that it's associated with "wee" as in "small"

      how are hardcore gamers going to come back to nintendo? obviously, nintendo isn't really looking too much at that, but come on, i got made fun of enough when i said i had a gamecube.

    3. Re:Super, 64, DS by oGMo · · Score: 1
      Super Mario Wii,

      I think they already made that and called it "Mario Sunshine".

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  49. Sony and Microsoft wiin. by nevergleam · · Score: 1

    This is the biggest marketing blunder since "Coca-Cola" in China.

    1. Re:Sony and Microsoft wiin. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > This is the biggest marketing blunder since "Coca-Cola" in China.

      Coca-Cola sells phenomenally well in China, and no it does not mean "bite the wax tadpole". It's an urban legend. Look it up.

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  50. Sooo by Daysaway · · Score: 1

    If I put two of them next to each other, do I get a WiiWii?

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  51. Wow... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    A: "Wow..."
    B: "Aye"
    A: "Aye"

  52. language barrier? by crerwin · · Score: 1

    Nintendo executive: "What do we call this Nintendo?"
    French employee (I don't know why he's in Japan either) that interpreted the question wrong: "Nintendo, oui."

    Or is it just missing an 'f'?

  53. Wii are not amused. by AniamL · · Score: 1

    At least, that's what Queen Victoria would say.

  54. Perfect Name by Metabolife · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This name embodies exactly what Nintendo was aiming for with this console. It's not a futuristic power name like Xbox360 or Playstation3, it's simple and thought provoking Wii. Nintendo's next system isn't aiming to kill you with eye candy, it's aiming to entertain you in new ways. It may seem weird at first, but that is what happens when you change something people have become used to. The name Wii represents the console better than some big powerful name. It's not about the name, it's about the experience.

    1. Re:Perfect Name by somersault · · Score: 1

      The piss-poor experience? :s

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    2. Re:Perfect Name by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Playstation 3 is a futuristic power name? It's the 3rd station used to play games.

    3. Re:Perfect Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in college for marketing, aren't you?

  55. Wii! by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1
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  56. here's a thought ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all you whiners ...

    Who fucking cares what it is called?!

    just you losers ...

  57. I feel victimised by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    This year, my Powerbook become a MacBook Pro and now my likely console upgrade has turned into wee.

    Was it something I said?

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:I feel victimised by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was thinking. 2006 will be remembered among geeks as the year of shitty names.

      The MacBook I can see though. They want "Mac" in the name, whatever.

      However, didn't they have a panel of like... I dunno... SOMEONE that looked at this and thought it was as bad of an idea as everyone here seems to? I never cease to find myself awe struck over this kind of crap. Don't these people get paid tons of cash NOT to make blatantly retarded decisions?

  58. Overthought by Belgand · · Score: 1

    Just reading the statement on why they chose this as the name shows that it was massively overthought. Just look at the reasons: doesn't need to be abbreviated, double 'i' represents "people coming together to play" (yeah, now if only they release some good multiplayer games that aren't sports of Smash Bros. because my girlfriend and I would actually love to play something together other than X-Men Legends and Mario Kart), it has a lame hominym with "we" which sounds like a lame attempt to build trust and togetherness, distinctive (showing that they can't tell the difference between different-good and different-stupid), pronounced the same in Japanese and English (I'm guessing here, but it fits a bit with what they said).

    Seriously, this is a terrible name. It sounds like a committee sat down with a list of high-minded bullet points about what they want to communicate and didn't leave until they had something that fit them. Of course, they completely failed to consider that matching a list of specifications doesn't matter if the damn thing sounds stupid.

    1. Re:Overthought by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 1

      It sounds like a committee sat down with a list of high-minded bullet points about what they want to communicate and didn't leave until they had something that fit them.



      Well, the 'high-minded' audience may be a new nut for the industry to crack...



      But I am about to submit their explanation to Private Eye's Pseuds Corner.

  59. A rose by any other name... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could call it the Nintendo crap bucket, doesn't matter. I'm still getting one so I can play all those old Nintendo games.

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    1. Re:A rose by any other name... by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

      why not just dust of the old snes or nes in your closet and play them now? you most likely already own all of your old favorites and I seriously doubt that N will be giving away their back catalog.

    2. Re:A rose by any other name... by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Not if they called it ShitCarrier.

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    3. Re:A rose by any other name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're kind of slow, aren't you?

    4. Re:A rose by any other name... by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

      no i'm not slow. why do you ask? are you looking for your father who obvisously passed the retard gene along to you?

    5. Re:A rose by any other name... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "why not just dust of the old snes or nes in your closet and play them now?"

      1. My shelf space and TV inputs are overtaxed as it is without digging old consoles and the cartridges to play them with out of storage. Besides, that'd add more wear and tear on my Preciouss.
      2. For the old games that I don't already own (Crystalis comes to mind), I don't feel like dealing with eBay sellers and eBay prices.
    6. Re:A rose by any other name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or stenchblossum

    7. Re:A rose by any other name... by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah and some of my consoles overheat after a few hours. Hell my 32x on my genesis makes it about 2. As for my NES it takes me 2 hours to get a cartridge to load without giving me the blinking red frickin' screen. What really stops me is all the damn cat urine in front of the tv. carpet cleaning don't get that all out. I only have access to the two consoles hooked up to my AIW card (xbox and gamecube).

      One console with most games I like on it would be great. Even better, I don't have to buy a giant entertainment center and stereo rack to hold my 9 consoles anymore. Some can go in the closet...

      Hell I bought an xbox late and i actually use it mostly for megaman games! The new nba jam games suck in comparison and i could have bought lego star wars for my iBook or Windows box.

      If Nintendo keeps the price down, I'll be buying a wii instead of a PS3 or xbox 360. Hell I don't own any playstation why start now. :)

    8. Re:A rose by any other name... by fred_sanford · · Score: 5, Funny

      Props to Mel Brooks

      Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
      Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
      Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
      Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
      Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!

    9. Re:A rose by any other name... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Why not just mod the Xbox and play NES, SNES games on there?
      Oh you want a legal way?

      I'll be getting a "Wii" at some point and I do hope that Nintendo doesn't price gouge on the old games. Good N64 emulation would be cool but not if the games cost $30+.

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    10. Re:A rose by any other name... by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      I try to be legal when I can. I do have some emulators for my dreamcast. Its just not the same. I think nintendo could get the play control right.

  60. My 2 cents... by futurekill · · Score: 1

    I like revolution better...

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  61. And the controllers name now? by Turken · · Score: 1

    Cute. So now everyone will have to stop calling the controller a "RevMote" (kinda awkward sounding anyway) and call it the "WiiMote"

    With a name like this, Nintendo is going to have a harder time shaking off the "kiddie" image.

    Still, I don't mind the official name too much.

    1. Re:And the controllers name now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did I have to read so far down the page to find the only reasonable statement in an unmodded post to potentially explain the choice?

      Too bad you didn't just line up to be the first to say "I don't get it," then you'd be modded more positively.

  62. Hrmm... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content."

    If they can attatch a DVD player, they can attatch a hard drive.

    1. Re:Hrmm... by Rydia · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. The DVD player could well simply be a small software dongle. A HDD requires certain shapes and spaces.

      I could definitely see an external HDD using the USB ports, however.

    2. Re:Hrmm... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's a DVD player. It's probably a glorified dongle like the DVD attachment for the Xbox. It's used to avoid paying the licensing fees for a DVD player. The licensing fees are bundled into the price of the dongle, not the base system.

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    3. Re:Hrmm... by rhandir · · Score: 1

      No, the phrase you are looking for is:
      If they can attach a DVD player we can attach a hard drive.

    4. Re:Hrmm... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
      The DVD player could well simply be a small software dongle.

      Probably getting a bit too childish here, but mentioning "Wii" and "Dongle" just gave me gigglefits.

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    5. Re:Hrmm... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except I don't give a flying fuck about pirating games or running Linux on my freakin' video game console, I'd just like to see console games that require a hard drive (*cough* FFXI *cough*) come over to the Wii.

      And, no, hackability does not sell consoles. Ever. If anything, hackability is what killed the Dreamcast.

  63. To Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To Wii or Not To Wii that is the question!

    I thought Revolution was a great name.

  64. DVD + game disc = more possibilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since program storage and DVDs can be used independently, I wonder if Nintendo can make any neat games using DVD content. Mario Film Editor!

    1. Re:DVD + game disc = more possibilities? by lexarius · · Score: 1

      Due to the proprietary media format used for GC/Rev discs, I find this unlikely. The new discs are DVD sized, but they aren't DVD format.

  65. Nintendo Wheeeee! by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    It's pronounced "We" or "Weee" or "Whee" as in "us" or "fun".

    1. Re:Nintendo Wheeeee! by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Yep, or as in "I love to smoke good wee..." :). Anyway the "ii" in Japanese is always "ee" in English (in the Chobits anime, the heroin is called Chii and pronounced Chee).

  66. Re:MOD DOWN by youknowmewell · · Score: 1

    Mod down -1 Old Apocalyptic Scenario

  67. That Said by Rydia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People are overreacting to this. It may be a dumb name, but the majority of the population isn't going to instantly think "wee" and giggle, or worry about jokes on a playground. If anything, it'll get kids talking about it, and all publicity is good publicity. But the whining about the loss of the revolution name is a bit silly, people alternately saying that the masses are sheep for buying marketing while simultaneously talking about how they won't buy it because the name is so silly.

    Actual reaction will doubtlessly be in between.

    1. Re:That Said by iapetus · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It may be a dumb name, but the majority of the population isn't going to instantly think "wee" and giggle

      I dispute this claim.

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    2. Re:That Said by Malor · · Score: 1

      People will think one of two things: "wee", or "why". They will either giggle, and not buy it, or wonder 'why" they should part with their money, and not buy it.

      There's a common theme here: not buying it.

      This is the all-time stupidest name EVER.

    3. Re:That Said by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      people alternately saying that the masses are sheep for buying marketing while simultaneously talking about how they won't buy it because the name is so silly.

      I haven't seen a lot of people saying that. My perspective is that i bought a GameCube, i thought it was lots of fun, i didn't mind that it was a small purple cube with a handle. Lots of other people however made fun of it for being a small purple cube with a handle, they made jokes about lunchboxes, they said it was kiddie, they went out and bought an XBox or a PS2 instead. GameCube marketshare falls (or rather, fails to rise as much as it could) so less developers make games for the GameCube and my ability to play fun games on the GameCube is adversely affected. Likewise if Nintendo sticks with "Wii" i'm still going to buy a Wii, i expect it will be fun, but i expect a lot of other people will make fun of it and go buy a PS3 or an XBox 360 instead.

      If it's fair to categorize people as sheep and non-sheep (i'm not going to get into that argument) then the non-sheep are not unaffected by the actions and attitudes of the sheep. That's why people who consider themselves to be non-sheep get so pissed off about the actions of people they consider to be sheep. If it didn't make a difference the non-sheep wouldn't care.

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    4. Re:That Said by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      People are overreacting to this. It may be a dumb name, but the majority of the population isn't going to instantly think "wee" and giggle, or worry about jokes on a playground.

      I agree, and furthermo.... oh crap. Sorry, I must reboot my copy of Windows Mii. .r

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    5. Re:That Said by Malor · · Score: 1

      Which also prompts the thought... if the console is the Wii, will the new, ground-breaking controller be the Wiimote?

    6. Re:That Said by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Your argument makes no sense unless you can prove the marketshare was attributable to the gamecube being purple with a handle, and not due to the other problems it had compared to the xbox/ps2.

      I think the Wii is going to do very well if it has a good number of games rolling out with it that make the nunchaku fun to use... I personally am waiting for the Wii and not going to buy xbox2/ps3. I am mostly a PC Gamer, so the only reason I would buy a console system is if it had something uniquely cool about it like the Wii controllers.

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    7. Re:That Said by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      he he he....he said wii...he he..

    8. Re:That Said by ad0gg · · Score: 2

      I disagree this is a very bad name. Look at like this, are you really going to say "Lets go play some wii"? I'm mean seriously, wtf is nintendo thinking. They could of kept with tradition and just called it "super gamecube" or even used just used the code name "revolution" which is an actually a great name for a console. This ranks up with "ogg vorbis" in bad brand names. Brand names mean everything, look at "snakes on a plane", only reason it is popular is because of the name. Another good brand name is ipod, just flows off the tongue nicely.

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    9. Re:That Said by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      The problem isnt marketing, it being an adult and trying to explain to your friends coworkers and parents that you enjoy playing on a Nintendo "Wii" and be taken seriously, Even if the "Nintendo: Dora The Explorer Happy Fun Time Console" Played some wicked FPS, I probably wouldnt be bragging about it to my friends and expect to not be laughed at.

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    10. Re:That Said by aTMsA · · Score: 1

      Well, all I can say is a coworker just broke the news to me and before heading here to Slashdot to see it for myself I just said "Weeeee!" in a high pitch while pushing myself on the chair around the office...

    11. Re:That Said by Hollinger · · Score: 1

      I disagree this is a very bad name. Look at like this, are you really going to say "Lets go play some wii"?

      No. You'll say, "Let's go play Nintendo."

      It doesn't matter whether I was playing Eternal Darkness on my Gamecube, or Mario on my NES; I'm still "playing Nintendo."

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  68. Self loading? by MrFlannel · · Score: 1

    Stupid name change aside... self loading media bay? no tray?

    While I couldn't find more information on this, I expect this to be a "you slide the disk in a slot" sort of loading...

    great, just what I need.. mandatory contact with my disc surfaces. Scratched surfaces here I come!

    ugh.

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    1. Re:Self loading? by MrZaius · · Score: 1

      And it's for kids!

      Genius alert: Nintendo sells children, TINY FRICKIN' CHILDREN, a slot loading console. How long till the recall & "Wii SE"?

  69. wii by towsonu2003 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    ...

  70. wii by drwiii · · Score: 3, Funny

    I fully approve of this name, even if it is one 'i' short.

  71. Sounds to me like the site was hacked by isaacklinger · · Score: 1

    It's hard to believe that lousy press release.

  72. Maybe not as bad as it seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although the name Wii probably doesn't appeal to most American (and almost any other non-Japanese nation) customers, I feel this is a step in the right direction. In all honesty, calling their system "Revolution" is a pretty risky act because it implies a drastic change, indicating their system will blow everyone out of the water. Although Nintendo has stated that they are going against the grain in their design decisions regarding the Wii, I believe keeping the name Revolution would be foolish at best. What happens if their system isn't so revolutionary? What happens if it's a flop? Playstation, Xbox, Nintendo DS, etc..etc.. - Do these names conjure up any specific images or ideas? They do now that they have been out for a while. But the word playstation doesn't express any grand plans or ideas, but on the other hand, the word Revolution does have an explicit meaning. To cut things short, I think this is a good move.

  73. Nintendo Wtf? by Kenshin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think "Nintendo Wtf" would have much more universal recognicion than "Nintendo Wii", because "Wtf" is what I think when I see that name.

    WTF?

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    1. Re:Nintendo Wtf? by teh*fink · · Score: 1

      haha

      i was thinking the same thing exactly

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    2. Re:Nintendo Wtf? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps Nintendo OTZ.

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  74. I think people have the wrong idea.. by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not that bad. Really.

    They clearly state that they intend to bring the video game system from "gamers" to "everyone else." "Everyone else" doesn't want an "X-Box" or a "Playstation" or a "Revolution" or a "Super Whiz-Bang Toy 2010." They want something simple, sophisticated, intuitive, and a little artsy. "Wii" fits the bill for that type of goal.

    I don't think the name is going to appeal to the gamer sect at all, but then again the gamer sect doesn't really give a shit about the name - they care about how cool the games are.

    Actually the gamers would probably buy any console if it said "Bad Ass Motherfucker" on it, but, barring that...

    1. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      I still don't know who this 'everyone else' is. Most all kids play games, so that's not it. Anyone else who hasn't bought into gaming over the last 20 will probably never buy into it.

      After the age of 25 or so, people generally get their hobbies set. What forty year old without kids (if they had kids, they'd probably buy a system anyway) is going to all the sudden get into gaming because a new system that they haven't been reading about or been interested in before has shown up in the section of Wal-Mart that they never go to?

      It's like the sports car industry trying to break into the geriatric market. Those who like sports cars already have one, the rest most likely won't buy one no matter what.

      I like Nintendo and I wish them the best of luck, but I think they're trying to sell to a group of people who don't exist and alienating otherwise on-the-fence gamers in the process.

    2. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "After the age of 25 or so, people generally get their hobbies set."

      My parents are currently Spider Solitaire addicts. I don't think they played it before their 50's. I personally don't like the game, but even if I did, I don't live with them any more and wasn't the one that introduced it to them.

      The last time they were hooked on a non-PC video game was Tetris for "my" Game Boy, in their 40's (which is around the same age they took up scuba diving for the first time, currently their favorite hobby). I didn't really introduce them to Tetris and I certainly grew tired of it before they did.

      If Nintendo makes a console that is simple, intuitive and approachable enough, the "old" people will buy it.

      (Really, the comment of "people over the age of 25 don't change" makes me wonder how old you are.)

    3. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      OK.. your parents like playing computer card games. What do they need a Wii for?

      I'm guessing that your parents didn't buy the computer in order to play the card games, but to use it to browse the internet, do taxes, etc. The games are a bonus.

      Do you think that unless you owned the Game Boy they would have ever purchased one?

      And I didn't state that people over 25 don't change. They generally stick with the hobbies they have.

      What I'm saying is that Nintendo is expecting a large segment of the population who has never shown interest in the type of gaming that Nintendo has offered in the past to run out and buy a console. Unless they offer a product that's revolutionary, these people most likely won't buy into it. Bully for Nintendo if it works, but I don't see it happening.

    4. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I'm guessing that your parents didn't buy the computer in order to play the card games"

      Actually... they haven't gone through with it yet, but my mother is threatening to get her own laptop solely for Spider. They didn't want me to upgrade their Windows Me desktop to 2000 because 2000 didn't have Spider; Spider was the reason why they waited until XP.

      The computers are used for email, yes, but that's maybe only 10% of the time they're on it, with the other 90% being Spider.

      "Do you think that unless you owned the Game Boy they would have ever purchased one?"

      If they were introduced to Tetris some other way (quite plausible, considering the free time my father has in his line of work), then yes.

      "And I didn't state that people over 25 don't change. They generally stick with the hobbies they have."

      So only 99.999% of them don't change?

    5. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by startled · · Score: 1

      They clearly state that they intend to bring the video game system from "gamers" to "everyone else." "Everyone else" doesn't want an "X-Box" or a "Playstation" or a "Revolution" or a "Super Whiz-Bang Toy 2010." They want something simple, sophisticated, intuitive, and a little artsy. "Wii" fits the bill for that type of goal.

      "Everyone else" wants something they can pronounce. They don't want something that confuses them on first impression. Your product only has so long to make a positive impression, and convince a potential buyer that it's worth investing more time into thinking about it. This isn't because people are stupid, but because there's a massive amount of stimuli out there, and most of it gets filtered out as unimportant almost instantaneously.

      "Hmm, what's this on display? A wi'i? A why-i? Er... how do I use this nunchuk remote? Hey, look, the latest CD from (favorite singer)! I'm going to go buy that."

      Successful mass-market products have names the target market can pronounce.

    6. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      They want something simple, sophisticated, intuitive, and a little artsy. "Wii" fits the bill for that type of goal.
      Simple: Check
      Sophisticated: Err, what? "Wii" does not communicate a sense of intelligence, glamour, or refinement. It communicates a slang word that every American kid knows after the age of 6.
      Intuitive: WTF is intuitive about it? Non-Japanese people will look at the name and have no idea how it's pronounced.
      Artsy: I suppose it might look pretty, in the right font. Maybe. But it also looks like it's missing a consonant.
    7. Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually the gamers would probably buy any console if it said "Bad Ass Motherfucker" on it, but, barring that...
      INT BEST BUY--DAY
      JULES
      Now, reach into that shopping cart and get my video game console.
      RINGO
      Which one is yours?
      JULES
      It's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker".
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  75. To Wii or no to Wii... by rafusmx · · Score: 1

    Why it's Wii? I don't see anything wrong with it... In the end it's just a name. I just hope that they will release good games...

  76. Re:Worst Pun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wii as in We, not why. RTFA

  77. .... all the way home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes I get the name and it's sort of neat. No, it doesn't work when you have to explain the concept to people (especially in 'merica). I think you all are missing the point that this name is not aimed at teenage boys who are self-conscious about their size and lack of female companionship. Sure, they could have named it the GameCube720wtfbbqpwnedhax0rb0x3n but his isn't aimed at teen to 20 something males. This is aimed at my friends who now have children.
    Think about some of the DS titles that have gotten major attention. Brain Teaser and Nintendogs?! Guys don't admit to playing them but women are snapping them up like crazy. This name is aimed squarely over our heads at at the remaining 90% of the market that don't call themselves gamers.
    Is the name kind of ghey. Yup. Especially compared to Revolution. Is this a potentially brilliant marketing move, probably. Are all of you who wanted a "Revolution" still going to buy one anyways. Yes, you just won't tell your friends about it quite yet.

  78. I prefer "Revolution" by norminator · · Score: 1

    I think "Revolution" would actually be a better name for the released product. Maybe Wii whould have been the pre-release code name. I think they got it all backwards.

    Now not only will Wii have worse pronunciation issues than Intel's Viiv has (according to the Nintendo site, it's pronounced "we"), but it will have negative connotations attached to the as yet unsuccesful Viiv. Who approved this name? Maybe the President of Nintendo was on a roller coaster when someone asked him what the name should be and he just happened to be saying "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  79. how strange by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

    nintendo has always had very americanized names for their products, at least the american versions. i'm surprised that this system is so, "out there"

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  80. Wii are pissed. by Dragon+of+the+Pants · · Score: 0

    This is the worst name for a console ever. And what makes it even worse is that Revolution would have been the best name fr a console ever. I' just going to keep calling it the Revolution.

  81. DVD "attachment" by DrXym · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems kind of stupid. Aside from being a way to fleece people for the attachment, there is no reason it shouldn't be able to play DVDs out of the box.

    1. Re:DVD "attachment" by mikeisme77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The XBox didn't play DVDs out of the box. By requiring an attachment to play DVDs, they shave a couple bucks off licensing fees required to play MPEG-2 files and whatever other licensing fees they would otherwise have to pay on ALL consoles when not ALL consumers will actually use the DVD viewing capability. As I more than likely won't use it as a DVD player, I'm happy to not have that extra cost passed down to me.

      On another note... when I first saw the 'Wii' in the headline, I thought somebody had taken the 'f' out of 'wifi'...

    2. Re:DVD "attachment" by NightLamp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Everyone already has a DVD player.

      This is good neutral position between ps3 and 360, Nintendo can sell both blueray and hddvd. That way they can stay safely out of the fray of the ridiculous format war while supporting both.
      They wont incur the cost of returns for drives burnt out from excess use and it'll last longer after warranty.

      Wii, though - that's right up there with the "New Coke" debacle.

      that said I'd still get one.

    3. Re:DVD "attachment" by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Are this device's sights set so low we should compare it with a 5 year old XBox? Besides, I doubt the DVD licencing amounts to more than cents on a device. It certainly it can't be high since DVD players can be had for 30 euros retail. Even if it were a few dollars, do you want to bet that any attachment won't cost a few dollars? As to why it's a good thing to play DVDs it's because it is sitting beside a television set and has everything and more it needs to do it.

      I have my PS2 hooked up to a TV and I use it as a DVD player too. I even spent 6 months on a contract in a rented apartment with a portable TV and I appreciated its ability to play movies rather than haul a player along too. I'm sure kids would like a player too, or anyone who doesn't want the clutter of two devices under their television set.

    4. Re:DVD "attachment" by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      While I haven't got a source, I heard that the situation with DVD players is that the manufacturing costs are about $1 per machine, and the licensing fees are in the region of $15 per unit.

      As for your examples, that's what the attachment is for.

    5. Re:DVD "attachment" by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      The "self-contained" attachment is only for (Video)DVDs. It will probably be some kind of playback software, to be installed on the system, like the XBOX remote, but without the remote.

      Making an external BR/HDDVD drive like the XBOX360 wouldn't make any sense, as the revolution can't output HDTV, and nobody needs that much space for games.

  82. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My college roommate's name was Richard Chute. No joke.

  83. Make it less useful, please. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
    Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content.

    That's so stupid. It sounds like they're giving us crippleware. Why make it difficult for your customers to use it in a way that you know they're going to use it?

    Thinking of the general populace, I can imagine many potential customers seeing that and heading straight to the PS3 or 360. I could be elitist and say "who needs 'em?" but the problem is that the Wii needs people buying the games, or there won't be much of a future for it. And this is just another deterrent.

    1. Re:Make it less useful, please. by Rydia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because Nintendo doesn't want them to use it that way. Because no one actually uses their system for that, since they all have DVD players. Because people who don't want to use the system for that don't want to pay extra for a useless feature.

      The list goes on and on.

    2. Re:Make it less useful, please. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      Because Nintendo doesn't want them to use it that way.

      Perhaps you mean, "Because Nintendo doesn't want them to buy it." Because that's what it amounts to. Customers will walk.

    3. Re:Make it less useful, please. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Most people already have a DVD player. Adding DVD player capabilities will add atleast $20 to the cost of the Revoltion Wii (cost in licensing fees not hardware). If you really want it to play DVDs you can purchase a dongle.

    4. Re:Make it less useful, please. by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1

      I already have a DVD player. I don't want to pay extra money for a redundant feature, thanks.

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    5. Re:Make it less useful, please. by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Because Nintendo doesn't want them to use it that way. Because no one actually uses their system for that, since they all have DVD players. Because people who don't want to use the system for that don't want to pay extra for a useless feature. The list goes on and on.

      No, the list stops right there. Come on, don't you think that it makes sense to include this functionality since it is already there (i.e. DVD optical drive)? Even people with a current DVD player wouldn't balk at having a 'spare', especially if it goes into the kids bedroom or what have you.

      Praise them for their innovations, but don't excuse their gaffes. Big N ain't perfect.

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  84. Wii Wii logo anim by mrkuji · · Score: 1

    http://eb.cx/1vz

    I'm not so sure about the Wii name either... but as long as the console rocks I doubt I will complain.. Sorry for all those who bought revolution style domain names... 8-(

  85. Why Wii and Xbox don't translate, but PS3 Does by superultra · · Score: 1

    This is a prime example of the cultural divide between the West and East, which characterizes the long, entire conversation of video games. Xbox doesn't work in Japan because it doesn't translate. It is so American, from its ascetic design to its games, that the Japanese could care less. The ascetic of the Xbox, the first especially, is American, in its side mack truck grills to the failed controller-as-big-as-your head. Nintendo has declined in popularity and influence for the same reason, only in reverse. The company is too Japanese, has never really diversified into the West and "Wii" demonstrates that complete lack of understanding. When they have diversified, they have generally done well (Rare, Silicon Knights, the people behind Metroid whose name escapes me). The corresponding launch video for Wii looks ipod-y, and Wii sounds too like a Japanese attempt to capitalize on the short semantic simplicty and wordplay of "ipod." The GameCube looks too "cute," and I imagine that Wii will, like the xbox 360, capitalize on the ipod design wave to moderate the cuteness - but like the 360, with little success.

    Playstation has worked so well because even though it is a Japanese company, there is a strong enough American component than there are checks and balances to prevent untranslatable things like the Xbox and Wii from getting out. Playstation, PS2, and PS3 aren't imaginative, but that's precisely their appeal as names. They're utilitarian.

    I'm not saying that Wii will fail. But if this is representative of the Nintendo strategy, Wii as a name just demonstrates that it the system will more likely occupy a niche in gaming, a novelty, and probably nothing more, just as the Xbox does and will in Japan.

    Microsoft and Nintendo are probably better off naming something "GameMachine," making it stylistically nondescript, and then hiring devs in each country to create specific - and f***ing good games.

    1. Re:Why Wii and Xbox don't translate, but PS3 Does by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      No sony dont have checks and balances or some one might have stoped the rootkits, and betamax, and minidisks, and UMDs, and proprietary MemoryStick designs, and this risky blue ray gamble theyre taking. You know what else theyd have stoped, Screwing themselves over like a gay snake folded like a pretzel. "Im a great sony product with some excelent technological features" *watches product get gang raped with the "Content Security" team tying it up in near lethal amounts of DRM rope*

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    2. Re:Why Wii and Xbox don't translate, but PS3 Does by superultra · · Score: 1

      Actually, the reason their products have those things is precisely because of the width of the company and the amount of check and balance systems. Sony is at once a content producer and a technology producer, certainly more than the degrees to which Microsoft and Nintendo are. That means that somewhere inside Sony, all products go through some kind of check and balance that asks, "Could someone use this product to 'steal' Sony intellectual property?" Then they fix the engineered product so that it can't - hence rootkits, betamax, minidisc, etc.

      And really, if you're talking about a snake eating itself, that's not gay. I guess it's monosexual, but screwing oneself is hardly homosexuality.

    3. Re:Why Wii and Xbox don't translate, but PS3 Does by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      when i said pretzel i meant to imply said snake was folded into an entirely unatural position, not simply doing the whole circle snake eating itself thing thats been done to death before since they discovered Benzene.

      and realy... if you start crippling yourself to "stop stealing your own stuff"... your mentaly unbalanced and in need of counceling... Who wants to be sonys Psych?

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  86. Aaand...they've jumped the shark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There can now be no doubt that Nintendo has jumped the shark.

    How can they still think that marketing and a weird controller will sell a system? Good games sell systems!

  87. wii = something good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I agree the name change is pretty weird, but it does make much more sense in Japanese and probably when done as a logo.

    ii in Japanese means "good"
    I'm guessing that in the logo, the ii will be made to look like two people side by side.

    Still, I think they were better off leaving it as Revolution in America and Europe, especially considering all of the previously mentioned homonym problems. With all of the uproar on the web already in the last few hours I'm sure they'll change their minds within a week or two.

  88. Phrasing by omega9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can't wait to get home and play with my Wii!"

    "Want to come over and play with my Wii?"

    "Will this run on my Wii?"


    I'm sorry, but I can't find the right way to incorprate the Wii into conversation.

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    1. Re:Phrasing by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      "Hey you want to go home and get on my wii and play Pilot Wangs with my rumbling gyro controller?"

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    2. Re:Phrasing by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but I can't find the right way to incorprate the Wii into conversation.
      I guess we'll just have to relegate it to the "failed geek pick-up lines" pile.
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    3. Re:Phrasing by valintin · · Score: 1

      "WHeeeeeeeee!! I'm dancing like a monkey." to quote Grr from invader Zim. People should focus on the fun more.

    4. Re:Phrasing by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but I can't find the right way to incorprate the Wii into conversation.

      How is drinking lots of Mt. Dew like taping 2 Nintendos together?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      You end up with Wii-Wii!

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    5. Re:Phrasing by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Just use the word "console". If asked "which console?" say "Nintendo. Nintendo Revolution".

  89. Yeah! The Good News! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is actually great news. See, every time Nintendo does something with a console, there is always one really stupid thing about it. With the wii (did I just really write that?) its the name that means that we can simply keep calling it the Revolution and it won't suck.

    Kudos to Nintendo for getting their stupidity out of their sytem early, and in a manner which won't affect the machines performance.

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  90. No way by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    Maybe in Japan, but there's no way they'll market it with a name like that in the U.S. First, nobody will know how to pronounce it: why-eye? why? whee? Hell, my mom still says "Intendo" instead of "Nintendo".

    Second, it's not catchy. In fact, "Nintendo Why" sounds like a rhetorical question that is trying to talk people OUT of buying one.

    I had no interest in buying one (I'm not a console gamer) but I don't see what was so bad about "Nintendo Revolution".

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    1. Re:No way by iapetus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps the pronunciation will be regionalised. In Japan it will be pronounced 'Wee'. In most of Europe it will be pronounced 'Why'. In the US it will be pronounced 'Why? Dear Lord, Nintendo, why?' Only in Newcastle will it be pronounced 'Why-eye'.

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    2. Re:No way by Ztream · · Score: 1

      Not wanting to destroy the joke, but most of Europe would probably pronounce it 'Wee' too. English is the only language I know where "i" has somehow come to be pronounced "ay" (and "e" as "ii", for that matter).

    3. Re:No way by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      being based very close to Newcastle, that's possibly the funniest geordie joke i've heard in a long time.

      If only I had mod points... :(

      Maybe they could get Ant and Dec to promote it in the UK... Hopefully not though ;)

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    4. Re:No way by hubs99 · · Score: 1

      I'll rain on your joke one step further.

      The sounds Wii (We) are illogicaly difficult in Japanese as well.

      Wii would almost certainly be changed to Rii(Ree).

      I guess it could be a katakana Wa with mini kakatakana i.

      But either way. Seems like a strange naming move from nintendo.

    5. Re:No way by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Dear Lord, Nintendo"

      You repeat yourself.

    6. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly.

    7. Re:No way by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      In most of Europe it will be pronounced 'Why'.

      This is probably true in English, but in most European languages it is likely pronounced "Wheee!".

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    8. Re:No way by dkf · · Score: 1
      This is probably true in English

      No. 'Wii' as a name is just too easy to take the piss out of...

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    9. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, sorry, you're wrong.

      They have a wa wi wu we wo sound set, just like ka ki ku ke ko.

      It's just the hiragana for wi and we aren't used any more, because the language has changed so much.

      And they can use a chisai i in katakana to form the Wi sound.

      It will probably end up being pronounced more of a '[long o sound]-ii' though.

      They would replace it with u before ri. Ri is a semi-hard consonent, and would not work well.

  91. Wildlife Institute of India by ewg · · Score: 1

    Oh man, the Wildlife Institute of India is going to be livid!

    http://www.google.com/search?q=wii&num=10&hl=en

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  92. So the portable would be called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Pii Wii.

  93. Chinese market maybe? by City+Jim+3000 · · Score: 1

    So who wanna bet Nintendo got a cold reception from the chinese government while trying to sell the "Revolution" to the chinese market...?

  94. Piss Funny by jlebrech · · Score: 0

    Haha

  95. **THIS JUST IN* * NEW NAME A TYPO!! by JL-b8 · · Score: 0

    The actual name of the system is the Nintedo 'WWII' and while the whole time the media kept calling it mistakenly the 'Revolution', at Nintendo the name of the project was called the Nintendo 'Hiroshima'. This joke was brought to you in: 'Bad Taste' Directed by Peter Jackson

  96. All I can say is... by abes · · Score: 3, Funny

    wii are not amused. It's going to cause all sorts of havoc asking for it.

    Me: Can I have a 'wii' please?
    Irish counter guy: A wee bit of what lad?
    Me: No, a wii. 'Wii you've heard of it, right?
    Irish guy: There'll be no sort of that behavior in this store sonny!

    1. Re:All I can say is... by Nick+Gisburne · · Score: 1
      Got your accents mixed up - 'wee' is Scottish dialect, not Irish.
      Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
      O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
      Thou need na start awa sae hasty
      Wi bickering brattle!
      I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
      Wi' murdering pattle.

      Robert Burns

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    2. Re:All I can say is... by ultramk · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it. I just spent a week in Edinburgh and Aviemore, so the dialect is fresh in my mind.

      "Oooo, look at the wee bairns!"

      m-

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    3. Re:All I can say is... by valintin · · Score: 1


      Tag line:

      Old people just don't get the revolution.

      Clip of old 'Irish Guy' holding the controller sideways and trying to figure out where to plug it in.

      Wii, if you have to ask, you don't know.

      Etc...

    4. Re:All I can say is... by Physician · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the beginning of an Abbot and Costello routine.

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    5. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually "Wee" is used by both Scottish and Irish people..

    6. Re:All I can say is... by abes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had an Orgo lab TA who was definitely Irish, and sometimes he would come out with phrases like, "Add a wee bit of ethanol to your solution". It made my day every time. Everything else about the class sucked. I hate/hated chemistry.

    7. Re:All I can say is... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Me: No, a wii. 'Wii you've heard of it, right?"

      Oh, that. Yeah, I think we still have a few copies of BMX XXX in the bargain bin...

  97. Hilarious by realmolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, that's the dumbest product name EVER.

    I have a feeling that it's not going to last. In Japan, maybe "Wii" doesn't sound ridiculous, but in English-speaking countries, it sounds stupid. I'm sure Nintendo of America is having a nice long talk with Nintendo of Japan right now.

    1. Re:Hilarious by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Good point. Why not market it as "Wii" in CJK and as "Revolution" in 3rd world countries (i.e. US. Kidding...)

      I understand that in Japan "Revolution" (Rebouryushin?) may be a tad of a jawbreaker but why not two names?

      OTOH - /. had laughs about almost any other new trademark (Celeron, Duron, Athlon, GeForce etc etc). But it all settles and I don't think any of us find those names funny anymore (right?). Maybe after all (shock!) marketing guys are better at marketing than us, huh?

    2. Re:Hilarious by patio11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Slashdot Japanese discussion is full of people saying wtf, too. Check here -- well, OK, if you read Japanese. My personal favorite is the folks who are saying "why are they naming it something that sounds like a little child peeing?"

    3. Re:Hilarious by MSBob · · Score: 1

      Oh my God! Wow! They really are surprised as hell!!! everyone just keeps posting lots of ??? in that story.

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    4. Re:Hilarious by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      ROTFL!!! three days later.

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  98. To Nintendo: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo: You bloody idiots .

    The most innovative, unusual, interesting console of this generation, and you've called it the Nintendo Wii.

    What the fuck are you thinking?! Naming your console after urine?! Years from now, Snopes going to have to put up a page decrying this as not an urban legend because no-one will believe you were really this stupid. They will be quoting this one in future generation's PR textbooks, as a wonderful example of what not to call your products; it can replace the apocryphal Vauxhall Nova.

    That's it. The Revolution is dead, killed in the mother of all rebranding fuckups. And damn, it's a shame. I wanted one, but not if it's going to be called the Wee^H^Hii.

    Is this some kind of corporate sabotage from Sony or Microsoft, I wonder?

  99. Ouii! by ratboot · · Score: 1

    Wii (pronounced like a long "we") is what girls say in French when they.....

    Oups.

  100. W(ii)TF ?! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    That's of course totally bizarre, but from Japanese folks you can only expect totally bizarre and nothing less.

    I makes an impression as if they wanted to sound like Viiv? That brand from Intel for home entertainment device? That means nothing and fell flat last time?

    Let's hope Nintendo Wii is better.. Huhu.. god damn it I can't write it, read it or say it without chucking.

  101. That's all great and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did anyone even bother to notice this part?

    Easy Expansion: A bay for an SD memory card will let players expand the internal flash memory.

  102. Mushroom Cloud by toy4two · · Score: 1

    All WII coming from a Japaneese company reminds me of is WWII in the US. I can see the mushroom cloud now when this system fails miserably.

  103. From most awesome name ever to the stupidest by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

    Seriously, Revolution was an aweseome name for a console. Much better than xbox (has no real meaning). However, Wii is the stupidest name I've ever heard. It's even much worse than the false rumor "Go".

    In one move nintendo went from a possible first to a most likely last place. Alot of gamers are conceited (alienware, etc). The name isn't going to affect my chance of getting one, but it sure is going to be embarassing to tell my friends "hey, I just got a Wii!".

  104. Knights of Wii by legomad · · Score: 1, Funny

    We are the Knights who say "Wii"!

    1. Re:Knights of Wii by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
      We are the Knights who say "Wii"!
      It'd be a bit LESS awfull if they called it "Nintendo Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"...
    2. Re:Knights of Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revo-revo-revo-lu-lu-uu'shunnnn

      Honestly, 'Wii' is easier.

    3. Re:Knights of Wii by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      When I got to the main article page, I hit CTRL+F and searched for the word 'knight' with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that I would find at least one.

      The /.ers have not let me down.

  105. Brought to you by the same moron... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who did the Intel "ViiV" thing.

  106. WHY?? by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
    They had a good name. The Nintendo Revolution. It was catchy, it was new-age, it was somethign that stuck in someone's mind.

    Then they decided to name the console after pee-pee.

    Brilliant idea, Nintendo. Brilliant.

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  107. I'm waiting for the successor by robotoverflow · · Score: 1

    The Nintendo Puu.

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    1. Re:I'm waiting for the successor by superpenguin · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that the successor would be the Wii II. Or maybe wii ii. Or maybe just wiiii.

  108. very stupid or very smart... probably stupid thoug by moochfish · · Score: 1

    Thinking about "xbox", "playstation", "dreamcast", "gamecube", etc., it strikes is incredibly odd that this is a major console name with absolutely no attached meaning. "Wii" simply has no real meaning AND its pronunciation is ambiguous.

  109. Wii by skibumseth · · Score: 1

    Maybe Nintendo is just showing their support for the Wildlife Institute of India? (First hit on Google for Wii)

  110. Like the play-yan by monopole · · Score: 1

    The exquisite Nintendo Play-Yan cartridge which allows for MP3/MP4 playback on the GBA essentially means "Mr. Play" in the Osaka dialect which in turn is regarded as humorous and entertaining.

    Could be worse, they could call it the Nintendo Bukkake (Splash).

  111. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Physician · · Score: 1

    Hey now. I told you my first name was Frank, not Richard.

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  112. What about Japanese? by tktk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Can someone fluent in Japanese tell me if Wii means something cool in the Japanese language?

    Please? I don't care if you have to lie.

  113. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, that's the first thing I thought of too

    1. Re:LOL by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I am a Nintendo fanboy, but the name "Wii" has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

      Why didn't they leave it "Revolution?" What, are they worried about the name encouraging young people to hate the system, write a book about it and rise to power in an overwhelming coup?

      Now with it named "Wii" the kids will get beat up at school, write LiveJournal entries about how they failed to commit suicide for the eighth time this month, and pretend they'll slit their parents' throats late one night and end it all.

      Or maybe I'm thinking too hard. Perhaps Nintendo renamed it because the finished product will be too underwheling to be called a "Revolution."

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  114. It's pronounced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why I." As in, "Why I outta...nyuk, nyuk nyuk!"

  115. Wee by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
    It's funny how they overlooked the -other- english 'wii' sound: wee, or slang for 'piss' (in England at least, afaik):

    This reminds me of a television channel over here in the Netherlands, that decided to change their name to something more catchier, and after a long time ended up with 'Yorin'. They saw 'You're in', we saw 'Urine' :)

  116. WTH are they smoking? by ArchAbaddon · · Score: 1
    Seriously. Nintendo's mad a lot of stupid decisions, but this has to be #2, right under using cartridges for the N64 platform.

    Does one have to have a mental disability to work at Nintendo these days?

  117. Dear Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    You American guys should just learn a thing or two about languages before immediately thinking this sounds like 'wee'. Do you also feel ashamed when you say 'we'? I can't think of a single reason why the double i should be announced as a single vocal. Can you give any example in any language where it isn't spoken as two i's in a row? Like i[pause]i.

    1. Re:Dear Americans by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      I can give an example of a language where it isn't spoken as two sounds: Japanese. But hey, maybe the guys at Nintendo didn't know that; you can't expect those guys to know a language like Japanese.

      I can see the support groups now:
      "Hi, I'm John, and it's been three days since I last played with my wee."

      Nintend'oh dumping a name like 'Revolution' for 'Wii' strikes me as worse than Microsoft dumping 'MSN' for 'Windows Live Messenger', when the verb 'to chat' in some languages is 'to msn'.

  118. Taking the Wii by ph34rtheSAiNT · · Score: 1

    They must be...
    Please let them be...

    On another note, the PR release is significantly improved with a subtle replacement of 'ii' with 'ee'

    Introducing Wee.

    As in "wee."

    While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wee represents the answer.

    Wee will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else.

    Wee will put people more in touch with their games ... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean?

    Wee sounds like "wee," which emphasizes this console is for everyone.

    Wee can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wee.

    Wee has a distinctive "ee" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play.

    And Wee, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world of video games that sets it apart from the crowd.

    So that's Wee. But now Nintendo needs you.

    Because, it's really not about you or me.

    It's about Wee.

    And together, Wee will change everything.

  119. Re:What about Japanese? by fok · · Score: 1

    Apparently it means "Revolution"...

    (you seid you did not care!!)

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  120. I'm so mad... by ostermei · · Score: 1

    that a little Wii came out.

    Now we'll get to play such wonderful games as "Mario Wii."

    This is bad on Nintendo. "Revolution" fit perfectly... it fit their plan for the console, it sounded cool, it was just right. I'm really surprised (and, obviously, disappointed) with the name change. I was hoping they'd follow the precedent they set with the DS and keep the development name intact since it worked so well. Anyway, I suppose we'll all get used to it, but I don't think anyone's going to like it as well as "Revolution."

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  121. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by TaylorRay · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think the new name is brilliant. All you whiners and fanboys are not their target market, you clowns are going to buy PS3s and Xbox 360s and bitch about Nintendo no matter what they do.

    I think they've decided to _not_ compete directly with MS and Sony for the same market, they've decided to try to expand the existing market into people who either do not play videogames or haven't in a long time.

    I think it's great.

    (hope it sells!) ;)

  122. We got Wii, not so Wii, and Friggin Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can hear it now.

    Dude, what you up to?
    Playin with my Wii.

    Excuse me, while I take a Wii break.

    This has all the marketing disasters of the Chevy Nova in Mexico. Way to go Nintendo, you just lost most of your US market for this thing. Bravo.

  123. wii vs viiv? by ivoras · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else interpreted this as a parody of Intel's "VIIV" brand? :)

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    1. Re:wii vs viiv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure sounds alike. Trend is not fashion forward but rather like a flock of sheeps.

  124. Mod me down, but the first thing I thought of was: by jon.wolf · · Score: 1

    Dancing squirrel goes weeeeeeee!!!!!

    OT, I know, but when I RTFA and saw the name of the new console is pronounced "we" was that silly flash animation from a couple years ago was the first thing that instantly popped into my head. I wonder how many other people will associate the new console with that inane flash animation.

    Why, oh why, Nintendo couldn't you have just kept the name "Revolution"?

    For anyone who hasn't seen it:
    http://funny.fluky.org/pages/squirrel.htm

  125. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by raygundan · · Score: 1

    I went to high school with that guy. Poor Richard.

  126. It's growing... by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
    It's growing on me. At first, I slightly vomited in my mouth. Then I went to Nintendo's site and read the little promotional copy. Game consoles, with some exceptions, have always had something in the title relating to the product's abilities or features.

    Nintendo is targeting a different demographic than the Playstion and Xbox crowd, and Revolution sounds too intense to differentiate itself. Whereas Wii (prounced "we") will incorperate a sleeker, simpler logo design (reflecting product design and resulting in simplified ad campaigns [similar to those of Apple]) and refer to what they intend to be a big part of the gaming experience. ("We" will be a big part of that experience.)

    I see this as doing what Nintendo wanted to do with this console, and target an entire new audience.

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    1. Re:It's growing... by archivis · · Score: 1

      The target audience? Which must be everyone linquistically illiterate enough not to realize that if you're going to change the 'ii' of Wii into 'e' you really need to change both letters, thus giving not 'e', but 'ee'. Which results in 'wee'.

      People who also somehow won't know that means either diminuitive or urine.

      As far as I can tell, that's pretty much only one year olds. I can see toddlers making potty jokes about this. Even if they can't read, it will still *sound* like wee, or pee.

      I can see women in stores now, picking it up going "Oh, it's a little pee box. No thanks." and putting it down.

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    2. Re:It's growing... by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      If you're that concerned that the name will be so detrimental to the product launch, contact NoA and tell them your opinion of the name. I'm sure if everyone who felt as you do (which is apparently a great deal) the company would receive quite a few e-mails critical of the new name.

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  127. He knew about it! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1
  128. Surprising! by dakirw · · Score: 1

    This might've been funny for an April Fool's joke, but it's still kind of hard to believe that Nintendo could screw up the name this badly.

  129. Whii? by payndz · · Score: 1
    Because it's genius! It's a way for Nintendo to reclaim verb rights on gaming. Nobody's going to admit to "playing with my Wii", so they'll just say "playing Nintendo", just like the old days.

    (Seriously, though: we have Viiv - rhymes with 'five' - and now Wii - rhymes with 'we'. Can't the marketing morons at least be consistent?)

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  130. Oh God the puns.... by OK+PC · · Score: 1

    The media will go crazy with puns! On a more serious note I thought the XBox 360 was a stupid name but grew to like it so maybe the same will happen here

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  131. apparently by tralfamador · · Score: 1

    the revolution will not be televised

  132. Obligatory Monty Python Joke by metal+slime · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are the systems that say "Wii!" Now I demand you bring me.....a mushroom!

    1. Re:Obligatory Monty Python Joke by lysse · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Obligatory Monty Python Joke by howlingfrog · · Score: 1

      Ahh, Mario. The man who taught every child in the world that eating mushrooms makes you feel ten feet tall, and strange plants give you super powers.

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  133. Re:Last week at the park by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    I don't know... I can deal with Vista.. I can without embarrasement say I'm going to pick up a copy of Microsoft Vista. Saying your picking up a Nintendo Wii on the other hand sounds like you just got some virus..

  134. Doesn't Nintendo know... by methodic · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Nintendo know that doing something like this can literally make the unit flop? Nintendo Revolution was such a great name for their new console... to not only rename it so close to the launch date, but to rename it "Nintendo Wii" is just ridiculous. Who ever Nintendo hired as a marketing firm, I can only hope they have signed paperwork saying they aren't responsible if this thing flops.

  135. Call it Revolution in the rest of the world... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    and call it "Wii" or whatever the fuck you want in Japan. Wouldn't be the first time as the NES was called Famicom in Japan.

    Did they ask anyone outside of Japan what they thought of the name? Do they even care? The rest of the world is going to scratch their heads and wonder what the hell "Wii" is.

    Brilliant Nintendo, brilliant.

  136. "Wii" for the sound people make playing it... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

    "Wii" for the sound people make playing it, swinging those controllers around mid-air, smacking each other in the face - I smell lawsuits due to Nintendo not putting warnings on the controllers that people could get smacked by each other...

  137. Job offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello, I am an executive at a large Japanese gaming corporation. The marketing programs in Japanese universities are not good. I note that you do not have a marketing degree, but I would like to hire you. You have shown your skill in marketing, and you are better than marketing graduates in Japan. call me.

  138. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Das+Modell · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think they've decided to _not_ compete directly with MS and Sony for the same market, they've decided to try to expand the existing market into people who either do not play videogames or haven't in a long time.
    More breaking news: Jesus is dead and dinosaurs have become extinct.
  139. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by icedcool · · Score: 1

    Jeez I know. Nintendo always has to be on the cutting edge of innovation. Not graphics but innovation, so you get amazing breakthroughs (n64 controller) or complete flops (virtual boy). Its like ninendo insists on being the retarded stepchild of the gaming industry.

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  140. Nintendo's naming tradition by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    Nintendo seems to have a tradition of cool-sounding codenames changed to dumb release names. But this one is the worst ever.

    Ultra 64 == amazingly powerful
    Nintendo 64 == bland and meaningless

    Dolphin == agile and ellegant
    Gamecube == bland and meaningless

    Revolution == something completely new and really awesome
    Wii == DUMBEST NAME FOR A GAME SYSTEM, EVER. Really, I just checked the list of consoles at GameFAQs, and none had a name THAT stupid. Congratulations, Nintendo, you have just commited suicide!

    1. Re:Nintendo's naming tradition by nevergleam · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think whoever came up with Wonderswan was intending to fail.

    2. Re:Nintendo's naming tradition by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Well, someone had to come up with a name for a console, and the best they could get was Wonderswan. I can accept that. But when you ALREADY have "Revolution"... a suitable and awe-inspiring name, with lots of extremely positive buzz going on... then you THROW ALL THAT AWAY, and name it something that sounds like a childish slang for urine! I mean, really, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

    3. Re:Nintendo's naming tradition by The_Real_Quaid · · Score: 1

      "Ultra 64 == amazingly powerful
      Nintendo 64 == bland and meaningless

      Dolphin == agile and ellegant
      Gamecube == bland and meaningless"


      Hogwash. Try it like this:

      Ultra 64 == cheesy and exagerrated, nondescript
      Nintendo 64 == a 64-bit Nintendo game system

      Dolphin == a freaking fish, not a game system, nondescript
      Gamecube == a cube that plays games

    4. Re:Nintendo's naming tradition by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Dolphins are mammals, not fish!

  141. N Wii by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call it the 'N Wii' instead of the 'Nintendo Wii' and it doesn't sound so bad.

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    1. Re:N Wii by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Wii-mote sounds pretty good too.

    2. Re:N Wii by The-Bavis · · Score: 1

      Then it sounds like you're saying, "ennui," which would be a bad association for any product.

    3. Re:N Wii by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Hey, good thing you caught that. I don't think the parent poster considered that one...

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    4. Re:N Wii by Hillgiant · · Score: 2, Funny

      meh. i just don't care.

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    5. Re:N Wii by rishistar · · Score: 1

      They could have a guitar hero type game and call it the 'N Wii J Malstreem'

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    6. Re:N Wii by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Call it the 'N Wii' instead of the 'Nintendo Wii' and it doesn't sound so bad.

      Ennui (ennui): Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom: "The servants relieved their ennui with gambling and gossip about their masters" (John Barth).

      Hmmmmmm.

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    7. Re:N Wii by The-Bavis · · Score: 1

      I was performing a service for people as clueless as me.

      DOLT FOR HIRE! E-mail me!

    8. Re:N Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NWii - inn doubleyou eye eye

      Boyz-N-The-Livingroom
      Artist: NWii

      Woke up quick at about noon
      Just thought that I had to be in school soon
      I gotta get lunch money before the day begin
      Before my mother starts ***chin' 'bout my friends

      About to go and ***n it went blind
      Young ***gaz at the pad throwin' up game signs
      Ran in the house and grabbed my wii
      With the gamepad in the side of my hip

      Bailed outside and pointed my controller
      Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
      Jumped in the fo' (6-fo) hit the juice on my ride
      I got front back and side to side

      Then I let the 3" CD play
      Poppin' new ***t by NWii
      It was "Mario Mario" at the top of the list
      Then I played my own ***t, it went somethin' like this :

      Cruisin' down the street(s) in my 6-fo'
      Jackin' the mushrooms, slappin' the birdo's
      Went to the park to get the scoop
      Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some koopas's
      A car pulls up, who can it be?
      A fresh elkomino rolly Kilo G
      He rolls down his window and he started to say
      It's all about makin' that GTA

      Refrain:
      Cuz the boyz in de livingroom are alwayz hard
      You come talkin' that trash we'll tell our moms
      Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
      Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' ***t ...

    9. Re:N Wii by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      No, remember before the Revolution controller was revealed and that big hoax video with VR came out? Call it "On Wii."

      Rob

    10. Re:N Wii by MBCook · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please note that ennui is a French word. It is pronounced "on-we", not "in-we".

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    11. Re:N Wii by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Please note that ennui is a French word. It is pronounced "on-we", not "in-we"

      Noted.

      Please note, many french words are co-opted by the English language; chandelier may currectly be pronounced with a distinct 'r' sound at the end, no matter how offensive you might find it.

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    12. Re:N Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And N-Wii would sound like an English version of 'envie' (lust), not 'ennui' (boredom).

    13. Re:N Wii by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Very Clever! Let's just hope slashdotters are into the Guitar Virtuoso scene.

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    14. Re:N Wii by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Funny

      N, wii!
      When you're a kid and you wanna go wii
      but you ain't got drugs yet
      you hold on to your life
      you hold on to your little gonads and strife

    15. Re:N Wii by Jurrasic · · Score: 1

      If you call it the N-Wii you sound like you should be a teenager with an angsty livejournal page! :D

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    16. Re:N Wii by menacing_cheese · · Score: 1

      Jesus you've got a lot of time on your hands.

    17. Re:N Wii by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      personaly, I think Revolution sounded noticeably better. that was a horrible understatement. my reaction was essentially the following:

      Wii...? you gotta be fucking kidding me... nope. GOD DAMNIT, YOU WERE DOING SO WELL!!!

      I kinda liked dolphin over gamecube a little bit, but we got use to gamecube. Wii is not quite the same as gamecube, however. jesus christ.

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    18. Re:N Wii by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      That's not how it's pronounced. 'Ennui' is pronounced sorta like 'on-we'--I'm guessing cuz it's French or something.

    19. Re:N Wii by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Chandelier

      Ennui

      If you can't read the phonetics crap (which I can't), just click on the speaker button and it'll play a sound clip of each pronounciation.

    20. Re:N Wii by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this reading the story.

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    21. Re:N Wii by donweel · · Score: 1

      iwi

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    22. Re:N Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you have identified the unofficial name of the new controller that we'll be reading on all the sites and in all the magazines for the next 20 years.

      I like it.

    23. Re:N Wii by Golias · · Score: 1

      And not into it enough to know is name is pronounced more like "ING-vay"

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    24. Re:N Wii by Golias · · Score: 1

      Please note, many french words are co-opted by the English language; chandelier may currectly be pronounced with a distinct 'r' sound at the end, no matter how offensive you might find it.

      True, but ennui is still "ahn-wee" in English as well as French.

      For reference, cue up Frank Sinatra singing "I get a kick out of you." The opening verse contains the line "fight, in vein, the old ennui."

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    25. Re:N Wii by Golias · · Score: 1

      And N-Wii would sound like an English version of 'envie' (lust), not 'ennui' (boredom).

      Except an English speaker would almost never use the word "envie" for "lust", because we already have a perfectly good word for that: Lust.

      Ennui, on the other hand, is a very specific state of boredom which our own language really doesn't have a word for, so the French word has come into common usage among English speakers.

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  142. Wii will rock you!! by Vesuvias · · Score: 1

    No seriously. Just as quickly as the hard core gamers abondoned the "revolutionary" thinking by nintendo because of this name (I guess even ye mighty are slaves to marketing flashy names and pretty packages), they will come back as soon as the N licenses queen for a MTV/itunes style commercial. It's all about marketing folks, this will acutlaly turn out to be a really smart move on thier part. They aren't aiming for the 13 year old, I must laugh when you say duty or we we, crowd!

    Ves

    1. Re:Wii will rock you!! by dolson · · Score: 1

      Heh, I thought the same thing as soon as I heard, and so here's the obligatory Gimp'd image:

      http://offload1.icculus.org/~dolson/img/wii.jpg

  143. Ponies! by poydflink · · Score: 1

    Nintendo Revolution has had its name changed? OMG wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

  144. whee by Drinkgreen · · Score: 1

    The Nintendo Revolution seems like a system that has finally found a target on not just the "tween" crowd, and I am thinking about getting one when it comes out.


    So why did they have to give it a name that would make people embarassed to admit playing it? "I play on Wii!" "I own a Wii!" "I need to go Wii wii!"

    I need to get a Revolution sticker and slap it on it when I buy one.

  145. Wii? by dcs · · Score: 1

    Nintendo "Wii"??? Are they serious??? God, that sucks! As much as I know how silly that is, my desire to buy this thing diminished instantly as I learned of the new name.

    Gee, I don't know about how it sounds in English, but it definitely sounds awful for portuguese-spearkes.

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  146. This is a great name by UES · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go contrary here and point out something about product names.

    If you are trying to sell a completely new kind of product, you usually want some kind of nonsense name without prior connotations that becomes exclusively associated with your item.

    The two best examples I can think of:

    "iPod": Says nothing about music or portability. A pod can hold anything, the only thing that tells you this relates to the computer is the "i" prefix.

    Now imagine the alternative name "Portable Jukebox". It sure is descriptive. Is it as catchy?

    "TiVo": says nothing about what it is or what it does. The letters "T" and "V" are in there, but not together.

    Now imagine the alternative name "Television Assistant". Is it as catchy?

    Now you want to sell a whole new kind of home game machine, to people who have never, ever considered buying one before.

    As a buyer, your choices are:

    Wii
    X-Box 360
    Playstation 3

    Clear your mind of anything you may know about price points or manufacturers. Just look at the name. 'X-Box 360' looks pretty obsessed with specs and power. Whatever an X-Box is, this one is the 360 model. 'Playstation 3' is obviously a sequel to Playstations 1 and 2. So if you don't like those, I guess you won't like the third one.

    The "Whee"? What's that? That could be interesting, I should at least look at the ads to see what it is. What a silly name, whatever could it be?

    You already know you don't like X-Box or Playstation since you never considered buying one before. Which looks like a more fun name? Which looks like the new/different option? Which looks more like a high-tech appliance- like an iPod, iMac, or TiVo?

    Nintendo is clearly going after the Apple strategy of, for lack of a better term, "selling to girls". Women purchase a colossal number of iPods- conveniently available in clean, fun Apple stores (not just at Game Stop or Best Buy!) in fun colors and smaller sizes- like for a purse or to go jogging with.

    The average 14-year-old power gamer/HALO addict is going to vomit with rage over this name and call it the "Nintendo Pee". Too bad for him the MOM usually makes most purchasing decisions in a typical household. Mom is going to be very interested in something that looks good, is cheap, and conveys fun.

    This name could not telegraph more clearly Nintendo's 'Blue Ocean' strategy. Sony and Microsoft are going to beat each other to death with their unlimited checkbooks over a dwindling market of adolescent fraggers while every senior in the country buys a DS for Brain Age and suburban housewives have Wii Parties to play party games.

    1. Re:This is a great name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps if Monty Pythondesigns your new games.

      It'll all be a moot point in 2011 with their release of "KNIGHTS WHO SAY WII - III"

    2. Re:This is a great name by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1


      The average 14-year-old power gamer/HALO addict is going to vomit with rage over this name and call it the "Nintendo Pee". Too bad for him the MOM usually makes most purchasing decisions in a typical household. Mom is going to be very interested in something that looks good, is cheap, and conveys fun.


      Nope. It's the children that make those decisions.. that's why advertising on childrens TV is so lucrative.

      Parents don't go into Game, look at 3 different systems an pick one at random.. their 'little darling' has normally been bugging them for months for exactly the one they want.

      Oh, and 'wee' doesn't fit your criteria - it already has a meaning, and it's not just 14 year olds that know it (who actually says 'urine' in normal conversation?).

    3. Re:This is a great name by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Clear your mind of anything you may know about price points or manufacturers. Just look at the name. 'X-Box 360' looks pretty obsessed with specs and power. Whatever an X-Box is, this one is the 360 model. 'Playstation 3' is obviously a sequel to Playstations 1 and 2. So if you don't like those, I guess you won't like the third one.

      You're reaching a bit here... You first say that this thought exercise is for people who've never owned a console... so how will you know that you didn't like PS1 and 2? Instead, maybe you'll think, "ah, this is the third generation of this system, so they've probably got all the bugs out and it will be nice and powerful. That 'X-Box 360' one wouldn't be the 360th generation, so it must just be marketing speak. And 'Wii'? I don't even know what that is? 'Whee?' 'Why?' Too confusing. I'll just take one of those Playstation thingies."

    4. Re:This is a great name by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
      The average 14-year-old power gamer/HALO addict is going to vomit with rage over this name and call it the "Nintendo Pee". Too bad for him the MOM usually makes most purchasing decisions in a typical household. Mom is going to be very interested in something that looks good, is cheap, and conveys fun.
      Of course, that mom will simply look at her son's terribly disappointed face and think: uh-oh, seems like I made a huge mistake! I'll just put it back in the box, return it to the store, and get one of those Xboxthreesixty thingies that he wanted!
    5. Re:This is a great name by UES · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume that Mom is buying it for her son?

      Nintendo isn't. They are assuming that Mom might want one for Mom. Marketers know that if Mom wants to buy something, she usually gets it.

      Or, even better, Mom buys one for her and her daughter to play with together.

      You know, girls? The 51% of all children not currently well-served by videogame makers?

    6. Re:This is a great name by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
      Why do you assume that Mom is buying it for her son?
      Because previous poster specifically mentioned "the average 14-year-old power gamer/HALO addict".
  147. No, it sucks by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    "Wii" conjures up memories of my childhood and my mother pointing out my "wee wee" or taking a "wee wee" in woods while camping. "Revolution" is far more descriptive and edgy than "Wii", isn't too "industry" and doesn't have the penis connotations with it either.

    There was nothing wrong with "Revolution".

    1. Re:No, it sucks by Harinezumi · · Score: 1

      Not to be outdone, Microsoft will soon announce the Xbox Ching!

  148. Huh? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    Please someone tell me this is a joke. Nintendo can't really be going from a memorable name like Revolution to something as stupid and ambiguous as "Wii". Do they not have a single English speaking person on their staff who could tell them how stupid that sounds?

  149. Inconceivable! by robogymnast · · Score: 1

    Did someone hack Nintendo's website?

    There is no way this is for real. No way. I mean whoever pitched this idea must be holding their sides wondering how the hell people actually took his joke seriously.

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  150. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is actually someone on the UK electoral role with a surname File and, oh dear, first name Peter.

  151. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you whiners and fanboys are not their target market, you clowns are going to buy PS3s and Xbox 360s and bitch about Nintendo no matter what they do.

    It's mostly a problem for the 29 year old Mario-obsesed Nintendo Zealots who are in denial about the their products being marketed to 8 year olds.

  152. C'Mon Sing With Me!... by Observador · · Score: 1, Funny
    Wii will... Wii will rock you! Wii will... Wii will rock you!
    </queer^Hn>
    Nuff said...
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  153. Re:What about Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The "wii" sound is uncommon in Japanese; it doesn't mean anything.

    How come I cannot type katakana into slashdot comments? It just deletes it.

  154. Gollum by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wii hates it, wii hates it, wii hates it for ever!

  155. Okay, WTF by RyoShin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Slashdot blurb has been updated.

    Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content.


    I really, really hope I'm reading this wrong, but my understanding of this statement is that the Revolution will have an external DVD player?

    No chip I just pop in the back to enable DVD functionality. No special remote to use DVD functionality. No, it's an entirely seperate unit that you plug into the Revoltuion.

    Why the fuck even bother with that? You can get small-as-hell DVD players now for about $40 at your local Target (which will probably be cheaper than the Revolution add on.)

    Did Nintendo just take one huge shit of bad ideas and release them all on one day, or did they take small shits progressively and just hold off on flushing them all?

    Nintendo, you're working backwards! PLEASE STOP!
    1. Re:Okay, WTF by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      You can get small-as-hell DVD players now for about $40 at your local Target (which will probably be cheaper than the Revolution add on.)

      Exactly. Why should nintendo pay per-unit DVD licensing fees for something that the vast majority of the users won't need or want? We're no longer in the PS2 generation where having a DVD player built in was so important that I own DVDs that came with a "PS2 Compatible!" sticker on them.

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    2. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So long as the external add-on costs significantly less than $40 (say, $25) and is just as small-as-hell, it isn't too bad of an idea. In any case, it isn't going to ruin the console and if no one wants it Nintendo can simply discontinue it and won't be loosing money by manufactoring do-everything media centers when people just want to play games on them (Xbox and Playstation, anyone?). Relax.

    3. Re:Okay, WTF by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      How do you know it's not some chip you plug into the back? A small self contained attachment can be anything. Wait and see what it's actually like before bitching about how much it sucks.

    4. Re:Okay, WTF by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      So long as the external add-on costs significantly less than $40 (say, $25)

      No way. This is a console accessory, so they have to have their 1000% profit margin (see memory cards).

    5. Re:Okay, WTF by sy161e · · Score: 1

      Have you forgotten that the original Xbox wouldn't play DVDs unless the separate DVD remote was purchased and plugged in one of the ports?

      There's a license for each DVD player, and Nintendo doesn't want to build it into their console, but leaves the option available for people who want to pay the license.

    6. Re:Okay, WTF by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing this is more like the original Xbox - they don't want to include the DVD player licensing fee as part of the base system cost, so instead you have to pay $20 for some kind of dongle (like the Xbox remote) that enables DVD playback.

    7. Re:Okay, WTF by onlysolution · · Score: 1

      I think they did this so they did not need to make the Revolution bigger than it needed to be just to accept a DVD disk. An external DVD atachment could just be a standard DVD rom drive with some kind of serial port, and that could certainly be sold VERY cheap.

    8. Re:Okay, WTF by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Why the fuck even bother with that? You can get small-as-hell DVD players now for about $40 at your local Target

      Exactly. I've already got a DVD player, as do most people. Whether the $40 piece of crap from Target or some tricked-out multi-disc-loading thing that cost hundreds. So why would I want to pay extra when I buy a game system so it can play the DVDs that I've already got my DVD player for?? I *sort of* understood the allure of built-in DVD players a few years ago, when people were still in the process of switching from VCRs. But now, most people have one, and unless yours happens to conk out at the same time you've decided to buy a game system (or you watched them on your old console), why would you pay extra for one in your new console?

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    9. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may help prevent the unit from being hacked.

      If the gaming slot is configured to automatically reject DVDs and CDs that eliminates a major avenue for getting 'custom' code into the system.

    10. Re:Okay, WTF by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      No, it is just a dongle. The Revolution discs are DVD-sized. In fact, it sounds like they are nearly identical to DVDs (like the GameCube discs were nearly identical to mini-DVDs). Of course, similiar protection as the GCN discs so they do not work with regular DVD drives.

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    11. Re:Okay, WTF by Samhaine · · Score: 1

      OR it could mean it'll be a caddy system. Anyone else remember those? Put CD in case, insert case into machine as if it were an 8-track, etc.?

    12. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you played your Brain Age, you'd be smart enough to remember Nintendo's E3 2005 announcement about DVD playback. Like the Xbox, there will be a dongle of sorts that plugs into the console with the DVD playback software on it. Not a second drive. Maybe not even an additional remote. I have several DVD players/DVD capable devices hooked to my TV right now, and I'd still buy a dongle to control my DVD with the Wii controller.

      I do resent the name, though. I wanted them to give it a classic name: Nintendo Entertainment System.

    13. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dongle for your Wii?

      Interesting...

    14. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid. Why would the Revolution play DVD if everybody already has a player? If they don't have, it's because they don't want one (you said it yourself, it's 40 bucks at Target).

    15. Re:Okay, WTF by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      People making comments like yours are what killed the good kind of caddies... You know, take the disc with the permanent caddy out of it's case and insert it into the machine? Guaranteed scratch free media...

      Some CD-ROM manufacturer does one stupid thing, and caddies have a bad name forever. 3.5" floppies had a "caddie" too, and nobody bitched about those...

      Regardless. There isn't a chance in hell that's what this is about. Didn't you read about the slick multi-sized disc loader?

    16. Re:Okay, WTF by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I, for one, wish CDs and DVDs were contained in something a bit less scratch-prone.

      Then again, all but the most-abused DVDs will probably give in to DVD rot long before the scratches get bad enough to render them unplayable.

      Rental DVDs remain iffy, though. No one seems to take care of them at all.

    17. Re:Okay, WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why the fuck even bother with that? You can get small-as-hell DVD players now for about $40 at your local Target (which will probably be cheaper than the Revolution add on.)"

      So get one of those instead of the add-on?

      I know no-one who relies on their console as a dvd player.

    18. Re:Okay, WTF by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the Wii supposedly will just use SD cards IIRC. making custom memory cards is a PITA since you are doing relatively small runs and you need to keep them available for a long time

      by using standard commodity memory cards they save themselves the development and production cost and make it cheaper for their customers to buy cards in the size they want.

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    19. Re:Okay, WTF by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      But the Nintendo Wii will use standard SD cards (others too?). Reducing markup everywhere =)

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    20. Re:Okay, WTF by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      An external DVD player sounds good to me. Then when HD-DVDs or Blu-Ray DVDs or WhateverDVDs become the next big thing, you unplug your DVD module and plug in a new module instead of dealing with an entire new DVD player. In fact, you can keep the old module around, instead of having to plug another player into your TV. Keep in mind the Gamecube couldn't even touch DVDs; if you want it like that, then just don't but the seperate plug-in.

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    21. Re:Okay, WTF by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Exactly. I've already got a DVD player, as do most people. Whether the $40 piece of crap from Target or some tricked-out multi-disc-loading thing that cost hundreds. So why would I want to pay extra when I buy a game system so it can play the DVDs that I've already got my DVD player for??

      Short answer to that, in two parts: one, the cost diff is negligable (seriously negligable; how much do you think it adds when a whole player goes for $40?) and two, think extra DVD player in the kids room. They can burn out the motor on their Wii (ugh) rewatching Lilo and Stitch without hogging the living room player/tv. I think it was a mistake doing it this way.

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    22. Re:Okay, WTF by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      the cost diff is negligable (seriously negligable; how much do you think it adds when a whole player goes for $40?)

      Even if it only adds $20, that's still raising the price of the whole system by 10%. Nintendo is obviously trying to make this system as inexpensive as possible to appeal to a wide audience.

      think extra DVD player in the kids room.

      Again, I think that 90% of people who need a DVD player for this purpose already have one. It would be good for the people who *happen* to be looking for a second player at the same time as a video game system. I'm not convinced that's a huge percentage of buyers.

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  156. As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls... by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something tells me this is going to get ugly. Just off the top of my head:

    1) Shopper: "Hi. I see these are on sale. I would like to take a Wii."
    2) Son, you've been playing with your Wii all day on that tiny monitor -- give it a rest or you'll go blind.
    3) Headline: Wii usage linked to possible repetitive stress injury?

    BTW, Is a cluster of these called a Wii-Wii?

    Surely there are more jokes to be had... your turn, Slashdotters.

  157. Has anyone else noticed their naming scheme yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the code names from Nintendo's consoles come from whatever the competition currently has, made to either sound better or just make fun of them.

    Ultra 64 -> 32X
    Star Cube -> XBox
    Revolution -> XBox360

    As for this new name, I think I'll just call it W2.

  158. And wii! by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

    Yo I went up to a thug gangster and he was like "Yo, motherfucker, wii!"

  159. Brainiac Style by turbopunk · · Score: 1

    And now, after we all figure out how to mod it, I can just hear the guys from Brainiac announcing "1001 uses for a Wii" . . .

    OK, good, had to get that out of my system . . .

  160. New name... new domain... by 42 · · Score: 1

    Whenever a new product comes out the first thing I do is check if a domain has been registered... well... I got myself this doozie: http://playwithyourwii.com/

    I'm sure there will be many jokes about this new name and the style of controller... It's good to be on the bandwagon.

    1. Re:New name... new domain... by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      haha lovely man, just lovely, haha

      ill have to snap up some of these myself

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  161. Wii are not amused! by kusanagi374 · · Score: 1

    But it's quite an interesting play the marketing dept came up with. Wii will have to take one for the team.

  162. George Lucas Syndrome by ActionAL · · Score: 1

    Based on the horriblly contrived masterpiece of convoluted naming, I think the folks at nintendo have contracted George Lucas Syndrome.

    What will wii do now?

  163. Marketing by traveller604 · · Score: 0

    Wii will change the world! Wii will rock you! etc..

  164. Endorsed by Mayor Adam West by FrontalLobe · · Score: 1

    Nobody messes with Nintendo Wii...

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  165. We all know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that this new console is going to be a big steaming pile of wii wii. Who would want to play with someone else's wii wii anyway?

  166. COMPLAINT! by kainewynd2 · · Score: 1

    Is there someplace I can file a complaint... maybe I should just copyright "Wii" quickly... maybe then they'll switch back...

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SWITCH BACK!

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  167. They're going after the Republicans... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 1

    If you thought Dubya's presidency was fun, just wait for WII!

    Actually, when I first read it, I thought the japanese were just trying to dredge up old conflicts between Japan and the US, to remind the nationalists why not to support Microsoft.

  168. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by theurge14 · · Score: 1

    What, you mean having to buy an add-on device to play DVDs isn't dumb too? :(

  169. April 27th Joke... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

    Greak leaping jeebus on a fucking pogo stick... "Wii" We... from Revolution to Wii!!!!! Double-u Tee Eff?!?

    Come freakin on. Major hit in the nads with that name change, at least the rumors of it being changed to "RS" or "Go" made some fucking sense. RS and GO both are short and universal names too, who in the bloody hell came up with "Wii." At best it conjurs up instant thoughts of piss, or worse yet French people.

    Arrghh... Nintendo can manage to screw up the smallest shit. I have a ton of hope and faith in this system too... so I can imagine what the haters are thinking.

    Doh!

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  170. No DVD playback out of the box? Whee... by Captain+Sid · · Score: 1

    Aside from the name being stupid and destined to be the most often mispronounced name in videogame history since "Ys: Ark of Napishtim", I can't believe it won't have DVD playback capabilities out of the box. I think not being able to play DVDs hurt the Gamecube's sales, even though neither the PS2 or Xbox were ever especially good DVD players. DVD playback is more of a perk in a game system, and it can't be that hard to implement...

    Anyway, back to the name issue, I think the real mistake was coming up with a cool development name this time around. Nobody was really that disappointed when they didn't end up buying a Dolphin or an Ultra64.

    Maybe they decided "Revolution" was idealogically too close to "360"?

    1. Re:No DVD playback out of the box? Whee... by TheCrackRat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the reason DVD playback was left out was because of difficulty to implement, I think they probably didn't want to pay the license fees and raise the price. Not everyone needs another DVD player, and people who already have one don't want to pay for another one.

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    2. Re:No DVD playback out of the box? Whee... by Captain+Sid · · Score: 1

      You're probably right, but from a marketing standpoint I think it's a bad move. I've known many parents who opted to buy a PS2 or Xbox for their kids after learning Gamecube couldn't play DVDs.

      Now imagine hearing this statement made in your local EB Games: "Wii won't play DVDs? Then we won't be buying a Wii, will we?"

      Ugh. What hath Nintendo wrought?

    3. Re:No DVD playback out of the box? Whee... by dividedsky319 · · Score: 1
      You're probably right, but from a marketing standpoint I think it's a bad move. I've known many parents who opted to buy a PS2 or Xbox for their kids after learning Gamecube couldn't play DVDs.


      Neither PS2 nor Xbox could play DVDs directly out of the box either.

      Like someone else pointed out, it has to do with licensing fees. The Wii won't be any different than PS2 or Xbox in regards to its DVD capabilities.
    4. Re:No DVD playback out of the box? Whee... by Captain+Sid · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, the PS2 most definitely could play DVDs straight out of the box. If you bought the official remote you would get improved functionality, but you didn't have to have it. And the Xbox merely required that you buy a remote, not some external peripheral.

      Anyway, how bad could the licensing fees be? You can buy a DVD player for $39 bucks at Wal-Mart.

  171. Oblig. Simpsons paraphrase by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    "This guy writes like a young me."
    "Please. yung mi was a hack compared to this guy."

    what? fortune cookies are san fransisco-ian and not japanese, you say? pshaww.

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  172. Hey, I have karma to burn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) This is a stupid name

    2) Oh boy, I can play DVD movies on a console! Oh wait, that feature's already been included with the previous iteration of the Sony Playstation and the X-Box from Microsoft(TM). So fucking what, Nintendo.

    3) WILL I BE ABLE TO BUY AN EXTRA ATTACHMENT TO PLAY GBA GAMES ON MY N64 AND PASS THAT TO THE WII?? BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT WILL BE PHENOMENAL HURRRAY

    4) This thing is going to go over like a zeppelin made of lead, or a Jimmy Page solo album.

    5) They might as well call it the Nintendo Dreamcast because my god Nintendo's lost its grip.

    6) Counterpoint that I'm sure will be raised: OMG YOU CAN PLAY ZELDA WITH A REAL SWORD that will make your arm so tired of holding it that you'll be saying "screw you, shitty videogame" after the first half hour

    7) First a console that gives you headaches, now a console that gives you armaches. I think Nintendo's just pissed they were hit with all those lawsuits back in the 80s and are now trying to extract a revenge on humanity

    8) This turned out a lot more bitter and hateful than even I intended, so I'm posting anonymously. If you want my real name, it's "CmdrTaco"

  173. Why is the address still revolution? by BuffaloBandit · · Score: 1

    Clearly this wasn't well thought out and may just be a hoax since the web address is still revolution.nintendo.com and wii.nintendo.com doesn't even resolve. Isn't that like the first thing that people do with a new product? Get the domain set up?

    1. Re:Why is the address still revolution? by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      no thats just google, you can tell what their hiding by checking all the sub domains for anything new...

      nintendo wouldnt do anything so obvious to let it slip like that...

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  174. Royal Nintendo Wii? by wuie · · Score: 1

    Wii are not amused.

  175. Worst name by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    Since "Billy and the Cloneosaurus"

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  176. Super King says... by OK+PC · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Wii are not amused"

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  177. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, I fully accept the kiddy aspects of my Magical Purple Lunchbox of Joy (aka GameCube). Real adults actually like being kids again. The denial aspect is instead for the competition, which is actually marketed to teenagers, i. e. mental juveniles that are trying hard to look more "mature" and "adult."

    If you're buying video games to support your personal image, aside from being a lost cause, it suggests you're not all that interested in games to begin with.

  178. http://wiiwiiwii.ytmnd.com/ by casualsax3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My contribution

    1. Re:http://wiiwiiwii.ytmnd.com/ by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      That was the second thing I thought of when I saw the new name.

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    2. Re:http://wiiwiiwii.ytmnd.com/ by casualsax3 · · Score: 1

      What was the first? And how the hell did my first post get modded "Insightful"? :)

    3. Re:http://wiiwiiwii.ytmnd.com/ by Miraba · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's the effect where a mod says "Hey, I'd like to make this seen by more people, but giving 'Funny' doesn't add to the other person's karma. I'll add 'Insightful' instead."

      Of course, then people like me will metamod it "Unfair" in an effort to correct it.

  179. chin-chin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the appropriate translation of "wii" should be "chin".

    In Japanese, chin-chin means basically the same thing as wee-wee in English.

  180. Why Before E3? by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one curious why they'd make a major announcement like this before E3? Admittedly, it appears to be the vinegar in the batch of other items, but still... this is normally something Nintendo would keep to themselves until a major press conference. And it is official (it's on their web page), unless of course their web page has been hacked and somebody went through all the trouble of creating and uploading an elaborate video marketing the new name of the system...

    Any way, I for one can't wait to see what the big E3 announcements will be... Maybe the last secret of the controller will be force feedback? That would be SWEET, but INCREDIBLY unlikely...

    1. Re:Why Before E3? by Arguendo · · Score: 1

      So we can all refer to it now as Wii3!

  181. Why Wii? I'll tell you by Slashdolt · · Score: 1

    Well, initially they thought about unveiling the new WWII from Japan. They were planning on having it debut at Pearl Harbor. But for reasons they couldn't understand, it caused an outcry among certain elderly Americans.

  182. This is going to alienate Female Customers. by TwoTailedFox · · Score: 1

    After all, only Men can have a Wii standing up.

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  183. Worst. Name. Ever. by Progressive4Peace · · Score: 1

    Why did they have to go and rename it? This has to be one of the strangest console names I've heard of.

    Nintendo "Wii" will find it difficult to be taken seriously as a game machine for the masses when the console's name looks like you're asking a question (though I know that's not how you're supposed to pronounce it). "Revolution" was a much more fitting title for the device they hoped to "revolutionize" gaming with and it had decent mindshare as well.

    But then again, who would have thought that "Playstation" would be an extremely successful videogame console when the name sounds a bit like it could be an Fisher-Price toy. If the games are there, the name shouldn't matter much.

  184. The UK Version by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    In the UK, it will be released as the Nintendo Loo.

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  185. Wii? by Bruise+Lee · · Score: 1

    Remember the Nintendo "Ultra 64"?

    Right, nobody does. "Wii" could be teh same thing. Lets just hope this moniker dies sooner, rather than later.

  186. I bet Will Wright has a launch title... by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    I bet Will Wright has a launch title for the Nintendo wii.

  187. Re:What about Japanese? by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Informative

    The short answer is no.

    The longer answer is that Japanese obsoleted the "wi" sound many years ago, and the most common way of making similar sounds in loan words and sound effects is to use the two characters "u-i" instead. As there are no suriving Japanese words that start with "wi," unless there's some ancient meaning that only a classical language scholar would recognize, this is just nothing but a sound effect word, like "Wheee!"

    Oh. I just saw the bit about asking us to lie. Hmmm....

    Yes, "wii" is the way that nobles in the Sendai region used to say "ii" or "good." The use of ancient Sendai dialect evokes images of both the area's Tanabata festival and the legendary samurai Date Masamune. It is the spirit of big, brightly pastel colored floats and badass, one-eyed, moon-helmetted warlords that Nintendo seeks to evoke.

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  188. Jesus FUCKING Christ by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

    WHAT

    I didn't even know that Revolution wasn't its final name until a week or so ago, and my theory was they'll call it the Nintendo GameWand or something, except they'll probably come up with something even more shitty

    And my god they did. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Please tell me this is a joke. Can you imagine an ad for a game saying "Now available for the Nintendo weewee?"

    Words fail me..

  189. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

    umm have you forgot the mistakes they have already made? 1> let's not support HD. not every game needs to be HD. not everyone has a HDTV. it woudl sure be nice if the wii could support thm in the future though. 2> let's make it underpowered to make it harder for 3rd parties to port next gen games to revolution. I know ports of splinter cell games are not really the target of wii, but still making it hard to port them because of weak hardware is a sure fire way to make sure they are axed. now we have what is possible the most stupid name for a consumer electronics device ever imagined. lets also make it kiddie sounding and sound like a potty word for the trifecta. gg nintendo. dumbasses.

  190. Add another one to the list of marketing mistakes by Jakhel · · Score: 0

    Rolls Royce Silver Mist, Silver Shadow
    Rolls Royce changed the name of its car the Silver Mist to the Silver Shadow before entering Germany. In German, "Mist" means manure (to put it nicely).

    Salem Cigarettes
    The American slogan for Salem cigarettes, "Salem - Feeling Free," got translated in the Japanese market into "When smoking Salem, you feel so refreshed that your mind seems to be free and empty."

    Samarin
    Lars Bergquist tells us: Samarin is a Swedish over-the-counter remedy for upset stomachs. (Like Alka-Seltzer.) A few years back they used ads that looked like comic strips with no text. There were three pictures. The first was a man looking sick, grasping his tummy. On the second picture he drank a glass of Samarin and on the third picture he was smiling again. The ad campaign was a success in Europe. However, when the company ran the ad in Arabic-speaking newspapers they did not do too well. I guess that they didn't know that in those countries people read from right to left.... (See the I18nGuy page on User Interfaces For Right-To-Left Languages.)

    Schweppes Tonic Water
    In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.

    Toyota MR2
    Marcel Rigadin reports that Toyota makes the MR2, which in France is pronounced "merdé" or spelled 'merdeux', means "crappy". (Mentioned in Dave Taylor's Global Software.)

    Chevy Nova, Vauxhall Nova, Opel Corsa
    When General Motors introduced the Chevrolet (aka Chevy) Nova in South America, it was apparently unaware that "no va" means "it won't go". After the company figured out why it wasn't selling any cars, it renamed the car in its Spanish markets to the Caribe.

    Wang Cares
    In the late '70s, the American computer company Wang was puzzled why its British branch refused to use its latest motto "Wang Cares". However, to British ears the motto sounds too close to "wankers". (masturbaters)
    Thanks to Malcolm Howlett!

  191. Impressive... by dcs · · Score: 1

    It draw unanimous scorn from slashdotters. Now I _know_ it's doomed.

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  192. I'm stupefied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread is like the reaction to the name of Tom Cruise's new baby.

    The name of a console will not harm our precious little sensibilities everyone!!!

  193. Wiitarded by Spankophile · · Score: 1

    Wiitarded.

  194. I like the name... by cursorx · · Score: 1

    ...and I like how Nintendo is getting weirder by the day. The fact that gamers everywhere are having a fit over this is great, and makes me think that the Nintendo Wii will really "break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else."

    1. Re:I like the name... by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Yes. Now everyone can mock Nintendo.

      I'm not sure that was necessarily the wall they were aiming for, though.

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    2. Re:I like the name... by cursorx · · Score: 1

      There will be a time when the joke's not funny any longer, then the Wii revolution will begin!

    3. Re:I like the name... by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Which is fair enough. Although I warn you now, if they call the wireless networking adapter the Fii, then Miyamoto will die at my hands.

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  195. I think it's a good move... by thorshammer42 · · Score: 1

    I must admit I was a bit attached to Revolution, but the new game is really growing on me quickly. The Big N brought up a good point about the new name : Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii. Considering most people called the Revolution "Rev", and that Revolution in Japan is something close to "??" (or German: Umdrehung), I can see that point. That and Wii just sounds fun. As in Wheee.

    1. Re:I think it's a good move... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak.

      Did they prove that or something? Because, for Portuguese people it sounds pretty stupid too, I can assure you. We don't even have that kind of sound in the beginning of words, so it's certainly not natural nor easy to remember.

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  196. The Knights of Wii by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Judging by the price of consoles, they'll demand a little more than a shrubbery...

    The Knights who say Wii demand... a sacrifice!

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    1. Re:The Knights of Wii by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      Nintendo Wii:

      - Wii Games
      - Also Wii Downloads
      - Also Also Wii Lamas

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    2. Re:The Knights of Wii by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      So it's like crossing the Knights Who Say Ni! with Elmer Fudd?

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    3. Re:The Knights of Wii by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 1

      heh heh... you will bwing us a sacwifice! And pwace it hewe, but wower, to cweate a two-wevew effect...

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  197. Re:Last week at the park by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely right! It's just like when Microsoft renamed the hip, gritty-sounding "Chicago" to the totally gay Windows 95. Utterly lame, people refused to buy it, and Microsoft went out of business just two years later.

  198. Not shooting themselves in the foot. by thepotoo · · Score: 1
    The Foot? No.

    Try the head.

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  199. This will be fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait to read the newstory about the kid that gets into trouble at school when he says he's going home to play with his wii.

  200. Nintendo Wii? by psu_whammy · · Score: 1

    Seriously?

    N-Wii?

    Ennui?

    Talk about picking the name most likely to give the fanboys a field day...

  201. Whii? by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

    This is just flat dumb. IMO.

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  202. Wiiz by tardigrades · · Score: 1

    At the video game championships in California: What are you gonna do? Wii-z on me.

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  203. Marketing Department of Nintendo, n - by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the Revolution comes.

    1. Re:Marketing Department of Nintendo, n - by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      i wish i hadnt posted in this further up... you sir deserve a mod point...

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  204. PA Comic by Hrvat · · Score: 1

    This will make a killer Penny Arcade comic. Can't wait till tomorrow.

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    1. Re:PA Comic by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      The trouble is I'm not sure if there will be any fresh jokes left by tomorrow, at the rate they're being used up, we could be dry in a couple of hours.

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    2. Re:PA Comic by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      Oh just have a few drinks now and come tommorow morning there'll be more Wii to make fun off.

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  205. A few people must have LOVED this name... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    ...and I mean people like Bill Gates and Ken Kutaragi. Hey, it's not every day that a rival commits suicide!

  206. Wii-Flagged? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're just hoping that consumers will aggro their console, even if other consoles are closer to the consumer and thus should be the ones getting attacked.

    And then, after a few years of denying any such Wii-flag, Nintendo will admit that yes, there was some shenanigans with their design, and it did cause consumers to behave in strange ways contrary to what would have been expected.

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  207. Petition? by the_other_thing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why doesn't someone who can speak more eloquent than I start up a petition?

    1. Re:Petition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone already started a petition at: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/revo/

  208. Obligatory by Shadyman · · Score: 0

    Nintendo Whyy?

  209. Re:What about Japanese? by Braino420 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's when a ninja is wailing on his guitar really hard.

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  210. I just want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I take a Wii standing up, or does it have to sit down like a GameCube?

  211. Re:What about Japanese? by DJKC · · Score: 1

    Slashdot's iso-8859-01 based and doesn't like doing html entities. If you want kana/kanji, stick to /.JP

  212. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by Whtthfgg · · Score: 1

    Im Baba Wawa pwaying with my WiiWii over Wifi.

  213. Uhhhhhhhhh.... by fz00 · · Score: 1

    Wha???

  214. Dear ignorant one, by MrFlannel · · Score: 1
    You holier-than-thou guys should read the Nintendo blip about it before assuming that we're the presumptuous ones:
    http://revolution.nintendo.com/
    yes, wait for the animation.
    Here, so you don't have to:
    Introducing... Wii.
    As in "we."
    I'm just going to stop there.
    Read the rest of the paragraph though, you'll see further reinforcements.
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  215. dumb marketing. by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    Man that's just terrible. The name "Revolution" had a powerful feel behind it, which I think would have been useful in its marketing against the Xbox360 and the PS3. "Wii" sounds diminutive and powerless. I hope they reconsider. Somehow, saying 'Hey I'm going to go out and buy a Wii [we]' just doesn't have the ring of 'I'm going out to buy a Revolution!'.

    Not to metion, revolution made sense with the new controller. Wii, as others have mentioned sounds like 'why?' which is what some people first thought when they saw the controller.

    Your point about "wii" sounding weak is valid as well. Also, didn't any of their developers realize that 'wee' can also mean 'pee' in American english? As in, I'm going to take a 'wii'? How do these people get their jobs?

    1. Re:dumb marketing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quite. All those people who'd have bought a Revolution are now going to save their money for a Pee Ess 3.

      Huhuhuhuh. Pee. Geddit. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuh.

      Oh, ok, sorry that's soooooo childish. I meant a "Piss Three!" Hahahahahahahah! I kill myself, I'm SO funny!

    2. Re:dumb marketing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep eating cock faggot.

  216. Psycho... by tktk · · Score: 1
    For some reason, I'm associating the Wii with the sound effects during the shower scene in Psycho. It's the weird (violin?) noise as the girl is getting stabbed.

    Did anyone else get that?

  217. I'd like a little convergence, please. by rhandir · · Score: 1
    I was just trying to be funny :(

    Besides, I would love to be able to control my music, videos and games through one interface so I have one less damn thing to hook up to the montior/stereo. I'm not talking hackability for hax sake, I'm just interested in playing files in open, well documented formats through my stereo without having to mess with yet another set top box or physical interconnect. Lord knows Sony isn't going to let you do that, and it's not like my TV is going to magically grow another video input.

    And I agree, hackability certainly doesn't sell consoles. (At least, not so far.) But it doesn't change the fact that I can't put a harddrive in my ps2 and use it as an mp3 jukebox, even though the hardware to do so is sitting right there in my living room mocking me. Curse you o IDE interface! Blast you o molex connector! A pox be on you, o empty hard-drive shaped space collecting dust!

    Hyperbole aside, I'd like a litte convergence please.

  218. I think I have to wii. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    One of the problems the Gamecube faced was that many gamers perceived it to be a kid's console.

    Now they have this console with promises of innovation in gameplay and gave it a potent codename. But then Nintendo goes and calls it the Wii which beyond sounding ridiculous, sounds very child-like and insignificant.

    Try to visualize playing some of the more adult-oriented games out there on a console called the Wii. It just doesn't seem right.

    The name doesn't seem to represent anything other beyond the marketing crap I've read that it stands for "we". The name that had come up in rumors, "Go", is a lot better than this. It actually stood for something and is energetic. "Wee" is what a 5-year-old does before going to bed.

    I guess someone at Nintendo seems to think this name is unassuming and will attract non-gamers. The problem is that I don't think even non-gamers will be able to take it seriously. At least not anyone other than parents looking for a safe, kid-friendly console to give their children.

    Given the fact that the PS3 is supposed to go for $399 when it's released doesn't particularly bode well. It looks like in the end we might end up in a situation very similar to the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube generation.

    The games for the Wii will really need to be phenomenal on a level like we haven't seen before for a lot of consumers to get past that name.

  219. WWII by qray · · Score: 0, Redundant

    WWII was the first thing I thought of when I saw that name.

    In any case, add my vote to a bad name, not necessarily due to the WWII, but just in general

    Is it pronounced with a long I or an ee sound? Maybe Nintendo will go wee wee all the way home after coming up with this name.
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  220. A flash about the new Nintendo Wii! by Dtyst · · Score: 1
  221. Dolphin && Cars ? by Spez · · Score: 1

    I remember, not so long ago, i was longing to buy a Dolphin. Man than console looked cool. But some day, some dream breaker told me "Hey, its not a Dolphin, its a GAME CUBE". I said " WTF?!?!?!", game cube looked stupid, blah blah blah...

    But hey! who knows! When you buy a car, you still buy an Echo, a Ferrari or a wathever. You don't buy a "Box who has Wheels", or a "TheNewCar". (PlayStation, GameCube, Revolution, etc...)

    anyway...

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    1. Re:Dolphin && Cars ? by tepples · · Score: 1

      But some day, some dream breaker told me "Hey, its not a Dolphin, its a GAME CUBE". I said " WTF?!?!?!", game cube looked stupid, blah blah blah...

      But at least "Nintendo 64" (formerly Reality), "Dreamcast" (formerly Katana), "Game Boy Advance" (formerly Atlantis), "GameCube" (formerly Dolphin), and "Nintendo DS" (formerly Nitro) don't mean urine in the national language of a major developed country, unlike "Wii" (formerly Revolution).

  222. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

    Oh, I fully accept the kiddy aspects of my Magical Purple Lunchbox of Joy (aka GameCube). Real adults actually like being kids again. The denial aspect is instead for the competition, which is actually marketed to teenagers, i. e. mental juveniles that are trying hard to look more "mature" and "adult." If you're buying video games to support your personal image, aside from being a lost cause, it suggests you're not all that interested in games to begin with.

    I just had to quote this again, to reiterate how true it is. People should just learn to have fun, instead of worrying so much about what people think of them.

  223. just right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me consoles have always been about gaming with your friends, and by that I mean in the same room, on the same TV screen, shoulder to shoulder. Video games were never as memorable as the people I've played them with.

    So, to me "Wii" (we) is just what I'm looking for in a console game system.

  224. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by Lillesvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    BTW, Is a cluster of these called a Wii-Wii?

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Wii-wiis!

    That said, I'm not sure how I feel about the name, I like Revolution better, but Wii might turn out good/fun too. (And I'm looking forward to getting my hands on that Wii.)

    Oh, a million puns and only so little time.

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  225. NSider kiddies by bilbravo · · Score: 1

    Are probably freaking out right about now. Last night they were all calling Nintendo stupid and saying "I'll teach them how to build a server" because the WiFi was experiencing problems.

    I wonder what getting /.ed will cause them all to say.

    Note: I have an NSider account, but I'm talking about the obvious 12 year old morons that make up 90% of the NSiders.

    1. Re:NSider kiddies by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      (warning, Sage over on NSider myself)

      Most of them are probably completely unaware that Slashdot even exists, much less that this discussion is going on. They're doing a great job of complaining about the name without the outside influence. Just take a look at the Revolution/Wii board. And I don't think you have to worry about having the forums be affected by Slashdot linking to nintendo.com, either. The forums aren't hosted on a Nintendo server - they're hosted on servers run by Lithium Technologies.

  226. Nearly Naming Perfection by SpectreHiro · · Score: 0

    Wii.

    Wii..

    Now all Nintendo needs to do is officially name the controller the Power Wand. Think of it.

    Guess what I'm doing when I get home today? That's right... I'm gonna pick up my Power Wand and play with my Wii. I'm gonna wave my Power Wand all over the place. It'll be so much fun. Jealous?

    Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to visit the restroom.

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  227. Reminds me of one product I heard about by Sqweegee · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pshitt Cola! It was supposed to sound like a can being opened...

  228. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by rjstanford · · Score: 2, Funny

    While I didn't know Mr. Head, I did go to school with a Michael Hunt. Went by Mike, naturally.

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  229. But I do! by raygundan · · Score: 1

    At orders of the fiancee, no less. Any way to reduce the number of electronic boxes cluttering up the living room is fine by her.

    So, pending me finishing the basement, I use a console to play DVDs.

    I'd be happy to pay extra, but I don't see why there needs to be a goofy hardware add-on. Can't I just pay Nintendo $5 to cover the CSS license and download the tiny software to the flash memory?

  230. Slogan: "Mommy, I Gotta Go Wii Wii" by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    It's perfect for the kids. At least they didn't name it "The Nintendo Number 1".

    -Eric

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  231. Nintendo should just go one step further... by Cyphon68 · · Score: 1

    Nintendo should take things one step further with their butchering of sales because of its name. They should rename it to the Nintendo WiiNii

    "hey guys, who's down for some 4 player action back at my place on the WiiNii?"

    1. Re:Nintendo should just go one step further... by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      Today's humor tip: If you have to hypothetically change the name of the system to make your joke work, then you probably shouldn't bother.

      "Hey, they should call it the WiiNer, and then people would be all, 'Are you playing with your WiiNer?' Ha ha!"

    2. Re:Nintendo should just go one step further... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...or they could call it Penis.

      Haha! Oh, man, could you imagine that? "Hey, you wanna come over and play with my penis?" ROFL!

      Sorry, I'm not big on subtlety.

  232. Just Think About It For A While by blaster151 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was dumbfounded at first, too. Then I went to YouTube and watched this video (still with the Revolution name) and realized that something truly innovative is going on at Nintendo. I'm already used to the name "Wii" . . . it's got that element of WTF? to it, but it does genuinely differentiate itself. It's cute and unique. If it succeeds, it will create an entirely new niche (partygame/lifestyle toy) and leave the other consoles in the dust.

  233. I think... by Parham · · Score: 1

    it's a pretty cute explanation, and something very Nintendo-like. So I like the name, no matter how much people may make "wiiwii" jokes about it. I think though that somewhere down the road people will make up a better name for it by using acronyms or something. Until then, I want a "Wii"...

  234. Oh oh by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Ii suspect if ii walk into a store and say ii want one ViiV and one Wii ii am more likey to get slapped than get new toys :(

    If thats the best they can do just add a 2 or 3 to another name or maybe the year, ugh.

    Incidently, if i don't know how to pronounce the name i am that much less likely to go ask for it so they better be easy to find ;)

    Furthermore, marketing campaigns that need to explain how to pronounce the products name first just don't seem like a good idea. There should be better things to advertise.....kind of a scary thought there :(

  235. Wii will not rock you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/revo/
    Help this guy change nintendos future...

  236. Wii!? by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1

    Wii?! WII?! MOTHER****ING WII?! I... I just... I need to slap someone. Someone needs to be slapped for that.

  237. Horrible, stupid name by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

    Or, as they say in France, Oui!

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  238. Re:Add another one to the list of marketing mistak by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    I can't speak to the others, but for the Nova comment, let's see what Snopes has to say, shall we? In part:

    First of all, the phrase "no va" (literally "doesn't go") and the word "nova" are distinct entities with different pronunciations in Spanish: the former is two words and is pronounced with the accent on the second word; the latter is one word with the accent on the first syllable. Assuming that Spanish speakers would naturally see the word "nova" as equivalent to the phrase "no va" and think "Hey, this car doesn't go!" is akin to assuming that English speakers woud spurn a dinette set sold under the name Notable because nobody wants a dinette set that doesn't include a table. ...

    The truth is that the Chevrolet Nova's name didn't significantly affect its sales: it sold well in both its primary Spanish-language markets, Mexico and Venezuela. (Its Venezuelan sales figures actually surpassed GM's expectations.) ...

    The one bit of supporting evidence offered to back up this legend is spurious as well. General Motors, we're told, finally wised up and changed the model name of their automobile from Nova to Caribe, after which sales of the car "took off." One small problem with this claim: the Caribe sold in Mexico was manufactured by Volkswagen, not General Motors. (The Caribe was the model name used by VW in Mexico for the car more commonly known in the USA as the Volkswagen Golf.) The Nova's model name was never changed for the Spanish-speaking market.

    So, I'd say that pretty much does it for that story. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of the ones you listed were accurate, but I wouldn't be surprised if none of them were either, all things considered.

    The "Wii" is still a stupid name, though.

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  239. New Super Mario Bros. by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting them to give that an actual name. The "New Super Mario Bros. Movie Revealed" email they sent out made me hate the name more. Now I see why they didn't change it. Nintendo needs to hire people who are good at coming up with names. Perhaps the "Wii" name came from the same people who made the clean is better than dirty commercial for Nintendo?

  240. has anyone made a wiiness joke yet? by bunions · · Score: 1

    let's just hope we don't have people talking about how 3rd party peripherals don't have the right amount of 'wiiness' in their designs.

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  241. Lets put it this way by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    Is this any dumber then what Microsoft came up with? I mean, Xbox360? Microsoft blatantly didn't want to call it the Xbox2 because they felt that when people heard of the PlayStation 3, they would think 3 is better then 2. So, some genius in Microsoft's marketing department, with a basic understanding of math, decided that 360 was way bigger then 3, so Xbox360 became its name.

    I thinks its more like the Xbox360 is a boomerang, always returning back to its origin (i.e. defective units returned back to Microsoft).

    And, lets not forget the complete inventiveness of Sony for just appending an incremental number after the PlayStation trademark.

    So, Wii. Yeah, it sounds silly. But if you watch the cute little video on Nintendo.com, at least it makes a little sense.

    Is this going to make or break the system? If your the type of person that won't buy something because of its name, well, your sad, period. Buying something on the merit of its quality or innovation is what you should be focusing on.

    So, whats in a name? Nintendo just scored a big hit because all you people that can't stand the name won't leave it alone. Your going to go to your friends, family and co-workers and say things like "Hey, guess what Nintendo just called their new game console?" thus promoting the new console and giving Nintendo all the hype and publicity they could hope for, just by using 3 little characters. They could have kept it the revolution, or named it Go or RS or whatever, but that would have generated little hype or buzz or commentary.

    Wii is brilliant. Like Google, its a stupid, dumb enough name that nobody will ever forget it. Its saved Nintendo millions in advertising simply because all you geeks, dweebs and nerds won't drop it and will keep obsessing about the name for months.

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    1. Re:Lets put it this way by berenixium · · Score: 1

      No, I'm never, ever going to talk about it to my family or friends / colleagues / dogs and cats on the street, etc. Ever.

      /. is about as far as this thing goes (and dies).
      If it is mentioned by fellow humans or animals, I'll simply slip into Dr-Evil-Sh!-Mode:
      'Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.'

      Nuff' Said!

  242. I dont care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care if they call it the Nintendo Ebola, so long as it plays oldskool and new-and-fun games. I'M BUYING ONE!

  243. Next-gen flamewars! by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wii vs. Emacs 360

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  244. Xbox should have been named "Wii" by ByteMangler_242 · · Score: 1

    >>>Shareholders will eventually get upset with all the money being pissed away.

    So it should have been named the Xbox Wii?
    I think the shareholders will agree...

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  245. So sad by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1

    Wii... as in "It hurts when I Wii." ?! I can't really get over how bad this is. All I can think of are dumb puns off the new name. It's really the worst name for any real product I've ever seen. Wii are not amused. See what I mean!?

  246. Wii ain't half bad by LKM · · Score: 1

    I see tons of posts (actually, just about all of them) explaining what a stupid name "Wii" is. You're right, it is stupid, but it's perfect for what Nintendo intends to do. Remember, this is supposed to be the console that everyone can play. Your mom probably doesn't want to play with an "Xbox" or a "PlayStation" or a "Megadrive" or whatever other hardcore gamer name the two remaining console manufacturers come up.

    But they will play with a "We".

    It's a name that has no real meaning. Nintendo can fill it with whatever meaning they want to. It's just like the iPod. "iPod" is a really, really stupid name, but Apple was able to give it meaning, and now it stands for something. Soon, Wii will stand for something, too, and it won't be "hardcore teenie fanboy weapon pr0n".

    1. Re:Wii ain't half bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does stand for something. Diminuitive and urine.

    2. Re:Wii ain't half bad by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Isn't it best to choose a name that people can at least pronounce? Is that Wii as in Why, Wee or W2?

  247. Nintendo Puu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The P stands for the person that thought this name up and the double U (UU) represents the ass that this name was extruded from. What is the name of the branding company that thought this up? Someone please tell me so that my company won't suffer the same fate that Nintendo will over this one. From now till release people won't be able to mention Revolution without making reference to that galactically stupid name.

  248. Online petition by AshPattern · · Score: 1

    There's an online petition to change the name back at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wii_sucks that will be sent to nintendo's customer feedback in three days.

    1. Re:Online petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.wiihatethename.com/ There's a petition up here too.

  249. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    mental juveniles

    I'll have you know that I've never even matured to THAT level, sir!

    -Eric

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  250. "Nintendo V" by cf18 · · Score: 1

    I will just call it "Nintendo V". It's the fifth generation anyway, after NES, SNES, N64 and GC.

    1. Re:"Nintendo V" by MrJack5304 · · Score: 1

      ... And we all know everyone loves getting the V.

  251. All I want to know is... by stylee · · Score: 1

    Wii? As in "Why?" Why would you change the name from Revolution to something so...

    What is the word I am looking for? Oh, lehm, as in "lame".

    I will still get one, and I am sure that I will love it as I have all of Nintendo's previous consoles. I just don't like this name, just more fodder for Ninendo haters.

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  252. Re: Nintendo Yes! by Knos · · Score: 1

    At least in France it will sound exactly like "Oui" (Yes)

    Oh oui!

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  253. Nintendo's new English marketing campaign by Mes · · Score: 1

    In English, wii is most likely to be pronounced like wee. The definition of which is:
    1) small,
    2) the sound, associated with infants, made when having fun
    3) the need to use the toilet, also associated with infants.

    Therefore I suggest this new marketing slogan:

    Nintendo Wii: Small infants having fun urinating!!

  254. Wii stick... by shdwtek · · Score: 1

    "A key feature of the Wii is its one-handed controller that looks like a television remote control and uses motion-detection sensors that allow players to control the game by wielding it like a sword, waving it like a conductor's baton, or swinging it like a baseball bat." Nintendo Wii" Riiightt... I'm gonna wave me Wii stick around and play games... sounds like a fun time.

  255. Katamari by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1
    I bet the Katamari guy has more to say about Nintendo now.

    King of All Cosmos: Wii broke it. Yes, Wii were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good.

    King of All Cosmos: Wii felt the beauty of all things, and felt love for all. That's how it was. Did you see? Wii smiled a genuine smile.

    King of All Cosmos: Wii are moved to tears by the size of this stupidity.

    King of All Cosmos: Maybe Wii'll invent a Cosmic Esperanto.

  256. Grand conspiracy!! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Check this out... Take the brand ViiV from Intel, a brand for a home entertainment unit..

    Now...

    Take that V in the end and make one "Revolution" around the text so that it ends at the start: VVii.

    GET IT? VV = W, VVii = Wii...

    Fuck it, I'm so smart and insightfull, I gotta work in CIA or something...

  257. I like Nintendo by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

    I have a GBA, a Gamecube, and a DS, and you know what? Wii is the most retarded name for a console I have ever heard in my entire life. Nice job, guys.

    1. Re:I like Nintendo by pilkul · · Score: 1

      And why would Nintendo care what you think? You're going to buy a Wii anyway, right?

    2. Re:I like Nintendo by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'm not.

  258. Seems much more universal to me by Lauwenmark · · Score: 1

    I think it is a pretty clever choice actually.

    - Pronounced as in Japanese, "Wii" sounds like the English word "We"; Nintendo is splitting the world between "Them" with their PlayBox or X-Station 630 and their outdated gaming concepts, and "We", who are part of the Revolution. It also plays on a "more humane view" of the gaming concept - "We" is a word that subconsciously associates with concepts like family, friends, partnership and cooperation;

    - Pronounced as in English "Wii" is similar to "Why"; there are strong marketing opportunities behind such a word. I wouldn't be surprized to see at some point ads like "Wii ? Because of its controller"; "Wii ? Because Mario likes it", and so on. And that it opens itself to a lot of easy jokes can actually be a very positive point, as it will quickly make the name very popular;

    - In a lot of languages, something as simple as "Wii" can be read and used in a way or another. Take French for example: "Wii" sounds exactly like "Oui" ("Yes"), which is definitely a pretty starting point for an advertisement campaign;

    - The whole logo echoes to the trend of the i(insert-mac-related-word-here). Same kind of color scheme, same importance of the "i" in the logo presentation. I don't think the success of the "iPod" name is completely unrelated to the design of the "Wii" logo. Maybe I'm wrong - but "looks like an Apple ad" is one of the first things I thought after seeing the Flash introduction, and I definitely think that a lot of people will react the same;

    To summarize, I think it is a very good choice because not only it is easy to remember and pronounce (whatever the language), but it is also a completely abstract term. I think that alone should make it popular, whatever the marketing campaign used to support it.

    1. Re:Seems much more universal to me by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1
      Take French for example: "Wii" sounds exactly like "Oui" ("Yes"), which is definitely a pretty starting point for an advertisement campaign


      With two "i"s, I assume it means a long sound, and French "oui" is generally with a short one. Pronounced with a long "-i", it may even sound better (well, at least for a commercial purpose), like an enthousiast "OUIIII !".

      Strangely, this is not the way Nintendo France is taking it : from their website : Comme on prononce "nous" en anglais ("as 'us', oops, I mean 'we' is pronounced in English")
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  259. That's what I'd say too... by Onikuma · · Score: 1

    That's what I'd say too if I felt the urge to leap off a cliff. Whee!!!

    I was looking forward to the Revolution too, but now it just seems like someone is trying to run Nintendo into the ground.

  260. I'll reserve my judgement by astrosmash · · Score: 1

    Name changes like this always go over like a wet fart in a space suit, at first. The bottom line is that if it's a cool system them people will happily call it by whatever its name is.

    On paper, names like Pac Man and Donkey Kong (Where are the donkeys? Show me the donkeys!) are ridiculous and awkward Japanese mistranslations, but no one would suggest their names negatively affected the games' popularity. If anything, the weirdness kind of helps, if the game itself is cool.

    Nonetheless, right now I'm not looking forward to walking into EB and asking if they've got any new Wiis. Fortunately, one can always use "The New Nintendo" and people will know what you're talking about.

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    1. Re:I'll reserve my judgement by bunions · · Score: 1
      Fry: Wait a second! I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!

      Farnsworth: Hey! Monkeys aren't donkeys! Now quit messing around with my head!

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  261. History repeating itself? by Catastrophator · · Score: 1

    I remember there was once a company that made consoles called Sega. They had a cool sounding console coming out called the Katana. Then they decided to gay it up a notch and call it the Dreamcast. Now Sega doesn't make consoles any more. Back then I was actually pretty sure my next console would be a Katana. But then they changed the name, and I bought a Playstation instead.

    1. Re:History repeating itself? by iapetus · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that Nintendo should cater to the 'intensely shallow' market?

      It's an interesting thought, but it's never really been their core demographic...

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  262. JA commercial link & translation by mehu · · Score: 1
    The US server seems to be having some problems, but there's a little mini commercial up on the Japanese site (no words in it, so no worries) here.

    Quick translation of the contents of the next page (index2):
    We present the new direction of the game system code-named "Revolution". The answer is this name.

    "Wii", imaged from the English "We", represents a concept that anyone in the household can enjoy, and the "ii" in "Wii" expresses the unique controller, and that people gather to play.
  263. I don't know... by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    http://www.poolife.com/

    That's pretty dumb.

    Then of course there's this one

    http://www.heebmagazine.com/

    WTF?

    Then there's this one

    http://www.nads.com/

    Yikes!

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    1. Re:I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the Honda Fit ("The Fit is Go"). Can a slogan be any more braindead?

      What is with these Japanese companies anyhow...

  264. Flush by +leetbunny+ · · Score: 1

    I hope nintendo decides to flush the name "Wii" down the toilet!!

  265. Pronounced "wee" or "why"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand, is it supposed to be pronouned like "wee" or "why"?

    1. Re:Pronounced "wee" or "why"? by Quetzo · · Score: 1

      i think its "wee" like in wii-tarded.

  266. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by daenris · · Score: 3, Funny

    My dad's college roommate was Richard Rash. I kid you not.

  267. Uh, no. by Inoshiro · · Score: 0

    Seems pretty redundant to me that I should have to pay the DVD playback royalty (we past costs on the the consumer, we're a business) to Nintendo regardless of whether or not I have 0 or 5 things that already play DVDs.

    If the PS2 didn't play DVD out of the box, it'd be cheaper to make. The Xbox didn't play DVD out of the box because it was cheaper to do it that way.

    Seriously, I can buy a progressive scan DVD player at Wal-mart better than the Nintendo Wii's will probably be for less than the price of a universal remote. Including it would be stupid.

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  268. Remember: by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

    This is just the start.

    Nintendo of Japan originally named the gamecube the Nintendo Starcube. It was only after Nintendo of America had a long, friendly chat with their Japanese counterpart that they compromised on the Gamecube.

    Personally, whenever I think about the Japanese culture that supports quasi-English names like Starcube, Doki Doki Panic, and Super Mario Sunshine (SHINE GET!), I start cracking up...

  269. DVD optical media does not mean video. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    DVD video requires CSS keys, licences, region management, DRM, etc.

    Not including DRM in a device and not requiring to rebuy features I have is not a gaff. You are a troll.

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    1. Re:DVD optical media does not mean video. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go learn the definition of "troll", numbnut... Hint: It doesn't mean "someone who disagrees with you".

    2. Re:DVD optical media does not mean video. by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      DVD video requires CSS keys, licences, region management, DRM, etc.

      DRM is not required, that is the CSS (content scrambling system). Licenses are not required. Region management is handled by a litte tiny chip that costs fractions of a cent. There is no good reason to not include this for the sake of convenience.

      Not including DRM in a device and not requiring to rebuy features I have is not a gaff. You are a troll.

      Er, no. I'm not trying to incite an argument with inflammatory comments. However you are close to that line yourself, with such statements as "DVD players need expensive DRM, license mgmt., region mgmt." which is categorically false.

      Don't be so reactionary. I like the Wii (well, not the name), and I'm not some fanboi. But the DVD mechanism is just plain stupid in this regard.

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  270. Nintendo Wii Wii! by trigonalmayhem · · Score: 1

    First "Touching is good" for the DS and now this perversion?

    They really are trying to court the PS2/XBox 'adult gamer' crowd!

  271. The name is GREAT!!!! by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

    I wasn't consider buying nintendo game console. But just for its great name I may end up buying it.

    en wii meee!!!!!!!!!!

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  272. I think it goes without saying... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

    I think it goes without saying that Wii liked "Revolution" better.

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  273. April 15th? The Nintendo W-2! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure *somebody* will start calling it the "W-2" (Roman numerals are fun!), and once that happens, it'll remind parents of taxes and end up in the closet. :)

  274. Re:Add another one to the list of marketing mistak by tutori · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I can't speak officially, but I think an American company named 'Wang' has bigger problems than a slogan meaning something else in Britain.. Because really, and slogan involving Wang is going to be problematic.

  275. Stolen from Ars Technica by Low2000 · · Score: 1

    What are the 3 things the word "wee" (spelling ignored) bring to mind?

    1. Small
    2. Urinate
    3. Penis

    Nintendo just announced the name of this potentially revolutionary console (pun intended) is "small urinating penis"

    This is, without question, the worst case I have ever seen of clueless marketing trying to be clever and plowing over the integrity of the product they were assigned to.

    1. Re:Stolen from Ars Technica by v616 · · Score: 1

      "wii japanese, has small penis. you american has big big big penis." -south park

  276. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny
    BTW, Is a cluster of these called a Wii-Wii?
    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!"
    "You're under arrest!"
  277. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by archen · · Score: 1

    At this point who doesn't have a DVD player that is going to purchase a Revolution? You know anyone that is going to hold out on DVD players and just use the Revolution instead? I'm sure someone at Nintendo realized that those who want a DVD player already have one, and it's doubtful the console will even be markatable as a DVD player. By cutting out something most will never use they can cut the cost of the machine even farther as opposed to embeding a BluRay player and raise the cost $150+ .

    I think the addon is the best choice. If you want to dump your DVD player and save space, then an addon seems okay. I've already got 6 (count'em SIX) devices in my apartment that can play DVD's, so I'd rather have a cheaper Revolution without that ability.

    I was thinking maybe it would be an ace in the hole if you could also get an addon for extending with BluRay or HD-DVD - fence sitting until there is a winner, but I doubt the optics would jive with that.

  278. Wii Viiv by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    If I mate a Wii with a Viiv, will I get a Wiiviiv?

    The only drawback is that in school, all the bullys will call it "four Is"

  279. sigh by nubbie · · Score: 1

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    Well, officially support FreeBSD and I will.

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  280. Obvious: ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your base is belong to wii

  281. Did someone just say "wiiaboo"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    WIIABOO
    WIIABOO

  282. Insanity? or Genius? by The_Real_Quaid · · Score: 1

    It's so crazy it might work. For every person who got angry or turned off by the name, there will be 10 people who are curious about what it means.

    In the end, the acceptance of the name will depend on the success of the console, not the other way around.

    OT, but I saw some posts regarding the financial strength of Sony and Nintendo. Here is the hard data. Sony is barely scraping by, Nintendo is very strong.

    Sony
    Operating Income/Loss per Segment (Q4 Ended March 31, 2006) (in millions)
    Electronics: ($785) loss
    Games: ($525) loss
    Pictures: $258
    Financial Services: $678
    Other: ($88) loss

    Detailed reports here.

  283. Evolution by SlayerDave · · Score: 1
    Viiv
    Vivi
    Vvii
    Wii

    ??

  284. In the words of Jack Black.... by dannimac03 · · Score: 1

    "Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" I was really looking forward to saying that.

  285. This was better than the other proposed name by Toxicgonzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    The other proposed name was the Power Nintendo Entertainment System. But then Nintendo realized they would have millions of children saying "Mommy, can I get a PNES for christmas?"

  286. Will there be mini Wii Ni? by Keyframe2 · · Score: 1

    seriously though.. Wii?? :)) Wiiii :)

  287. And the next name will be by xmorg · · Score: 1

    Nintendo Iphantom...

  288. Re: Nintendo Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except in Paris where they pronounce "oui" as "whey"

  289. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

    I kind of agree with Nintendo, although most of those things mentioned would be on my wish list. Wii is really the first major plunder in the whole console.

    1. Lack of HD, official reason was to keep loading times reasonable. I kind of believe that, although I haven't seen XBOX360 working to see how long it actually takes to load those games or levels. This is questionable decisision anyway and I would like to see HD support.

    2. Underpower really doesn't mean that much for porting. In current games most of the power is used for shading, effects, etc that are relatively easy to remove. Besides there is still few "old" consoles out there that need game support and all the games are ported for those no matter what.

    3. Lack of DVD mentioned in other posts is not really an issue. If there is no DVD player around then most likely Wii won't be finding its way to that home either.

  290. The Knights Who Say...Wii! by petsounds · · Score: 1

    This might possibly be the worst marketing failure in the history of games..or anything. All the hype surrounding the Revolution's features have been instantly wasted on a name that no one wants to say, irrespective of what language they speak. Nintendo really likes to give itself a good challenge.

    Nintendo as a company don't seem to understand "cool" AT ALL. They can hire talented designers all they want to create sleek, Apple-esque products, nice logos and motion graphics to sell them, but then they sabotage all that with a really forced, amateuristic name. Yes, I GET THAT THE TWO I's REPRESENT YOUR CONTROLLER. YOU'RE SO CLEVER, BIG N. And please spare us the phony manifesto. You insult our intelligence.

    Nintendo had better dump their ad/marketing agency PRONTO, or all of their innovation will mean nothing in most gamers' eyes. And that would be truly tragic, because I respect a company that has the cajones to innovate so fearlessly.

  291. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    Just like the marketing guy who coined the "Touching is good..." slogan for the NDS, the guy who came up with this and thought it was clever needs to be a bit more in-touch (pun intended) with American culture.

    I saw the commercials in Japan. In just about all of them Utada Hikaru asks, "Can I touch it?" and then there's a clever cleavage shot when she bends over (there were similar posters featuring her all over the cities). No, I think the innuendo there was an intentional global strategy, not a misunderstanding. Why the hell they thought that was a good idea, I do not know. Maybe they were trying to tap that mainstream market, and they were like "Hey, mainstream people like sex!"... Or something...

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  292. I have a question by Sangbin · · Score: 1

    Does it read "we" or "why"?

  293. It's probably been said before, but... by kpang · · Score: 1

    Wii!!??!!!one!

  294. News from CNN by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/27/commentary/game_ov er/nintendo/
    CNN got this wonderful quote from Perrin Kaplan, Vice President of Marketing and Corporate Affairs for Nintendo of America.
    "By letting the gaming community vent now about the name, they will be less distracted as launch titles for the system are announced and initial reports about what it's like to play the games begin to come in."

    HAHA. So they know its bad, but feel that people will get over it.. :(

    1. Re:News from CNN by cornface · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a quote from Perrin Kaplan. It was text from the article not attributed to him. There was a quote from him above that section, and one below it.

    2. Re:News from CNN by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Weird, I swear it had quotes around it when I first read it.. Now it doesn't.. HMM wayback machine has nothing to say on the subject! :)

    3. Re:News from CNN by cornface · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the following sentence makes it ambiguous. Maybe it is a quote and CNN just screwed up.

  295. New official Information on the Wii! by Kittie+Rose · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:New official Information on the Wii! by UMNbandgeek · · Score: 1

      When an uncyclopedia entry is made about something, you know its a bad sign.

  296. drugs by clackerd · · Score: 1

    it could just be the wiid talking, but i think the new name is totally fantastic.

  297. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simply a difference in culture. The Japanese are a bit...off...by Puritanical U.S. standards. Raise you're hand if you haven't seen a salaryman grope a woman on a train in your prefecture.

  298. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1
    1. XBox does the same thing. They don't want to include the $20 or whatever DVD license fee in the console's cost.
    2. The "news" other than the name in the summary was known several months ago.
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  299. Maybe not... by thetaco82 · · Score: 1

    naming it "Wii" is like naming your kid Richard when your last name is Head; you're just gimping them unnecessarily from the start.

    Well, Harry Richie's Jewelers Seems to be doing pretty well for itself.

  300. Wiird quote on Gamasutra by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

    "Finally, according to Nintendo, "the introduction of a number of new franchise properties will add to the world's richest stable of stars, including Mario, Zelda, Super Smash Bros., Donkey Kong and Metroid."

    new franchise properties? What? Do they mean, like leasing out characters? Did they buy something?

    Maybe it's just the name "Wii" getting to me, but I smell a merger...

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  301. Previous Revolution articles... by genx88 · · Score: 1
    So if we apply the new name to the previous Slashdot articles we get:

    EA Reveals Madden For Wii
    "Electronic Arts has officially revealed that it's working on a standalone version of its Madden football franchise for Nintendo Wii"

    Nintendo Promises 3rd Party Support
    "Eurogamer reports on claims by George Harrison (NoA's Senior VP for Marketing) that the Wii will feature extensive third-party support in the coming..."
    (Look it's Elmer Fudd!)

    20 Titles At Wii Launch
    Next Generation reports that NOA's George Harrison expects there to be 20 titles for the system at the Wii launch. From the article: "The other thing we...
    (Sounds like a tiny release party, eh?)

    You Say You Want A Wii?
    "Looks like the first hard info on a Wii game has hit the internet. The game, from Ubisoft, is called Red Steel. It's a FPS where the..."
    (Bathroom is the second door on your left...)

    And so on and so on.

  302. Re: Nintendo Yes! by Knos · · Score: 1

    it's translitterated differently in this case, and it's not a parisian thing.

    yes = oui
    yeah = ouais

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  303. Maybe if they come out with a new version of it... by Draconix · · Score: 1

    It'll be called the Wii Ni!

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  304. Want to play with my Wii? by robertjw · · Score: 1

    So if you connect two together are you going to have a Wii Wii?

  305. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    Eh. I'm a Nintendo fangirl who loves her cartoony games, and I cringe at the name. And I don't really see how it's going to encourage my mom or dad or grandparents to pick up a controller.

    But then, I also hate the name MacBook Pro with a passion. My favorite companies just aren't giving me the cool names this year for some reason. Hopefully the idiots coming up with the naming schemes aren't involved in any other aspects of product creation.

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  306. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by esper · · Score: 1

    I knew a woman in college who was in the Army Reserves and once mentioned that her CO was a Major by the name of Richard Head. And, yes, he did prefer to be addressed as "Major Dick Head", thankyouverymuch.

  307. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

    the load times on the 360 are longer than I would like them to be, but not bad enough to bitch about (actually the only one I bitch about is PGR3), but that is not the point. The point is that out of the box N made the wii unable to do HD. having a longer load time is not an option. having a HD game is not an option by design. That is BS in today's day and age. When the NES was released there were a lot of B&W tvs out still, but they did it in color anyway.

    And the underpowered comment. Using nintendo's own words, the thing is not much more powerful than a gamecube. Comparing the leaked specs on IGN pegged it a little better than a Xbox 1 (albeit a stupid comparison probably). Again this is not an older system. This is a new system that is being released at least a year after the 360. The wii is a _new_ system, not an old one that companies are trying to sqeeze a few more bucks out of. They are hamstringing the 3rd party developers, the same 3rd party developers who they are trying to lure back, the same developers that abandoned the cube and left it for dead.

    and as for the DVD player, why not. They have the drive there, they are using standard DVDs for games, why not let it play movies? thats cheesy on the level of the Xbox 1 making you buy a $30 remote.

  308. LOL by everphilski · · Score: 1

    poor Nintendo fanboys. I really feel for you.

    "Yeah, I can't wait for the Wii"

    "Wii is gonna kick the XBOX"

    I mean come on ... XBOX ... PlayStaton ... Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

  309. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by amliebsch · · Score: 0
    Real adults actually like being kids again.

    What a stupid concept.

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  310. Wii by owyn999 · · Score: 1

    and all the fanboys (Including me) go Wii Wii Wii all the way home...

    I can't believe this... They should have just went with the "Leak" that was at least a semi-pun... Nintendo Go... there was som much more that they could have played on with it...

    Lets see the progression here though...

    Revolution: Code Name, Powerful, Descriptive...

    Go: "Leaked" Name, not real but a play on words.. sounds like Go, is Japanese for 5 symbolizing that it was Nintendo's 5th system, but giving it a different way of naming than the PS or XBox crowd by still using words and no numbers...

    Wii... Wii...: well what can I say... it's atrocious, and is prolly going to hold the Kiddie notion of the system together so hey... I say a grassroots movement, we all just call it and ask for a Revolution/Go system and or games when referring to the Wii...

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  311. What next? by TheBeowulf · · Score: 1

    "Nintendo Entertainment System" "Super Nintendo" "Nintendo 64" "GameCube" and now "Wii"

    Well, if there is a next system from them, can we count on the name to get even shorter? Perhaps an un-pronouncable symbol or something?

    "The system formally known as Nintendo"

  312. This could get confusing. by iridium_ionizer · · Score: 1

    Lil' Johnny: I wanna wii for Christmas.
    Dad: A we?
    Lil' Johnny: So we can play our wii together, as a family. And Robby is getting a wii, so we need a wii.
    Dad: I don't understand what Robby has to do with us.
    Lil' Johnny: It's not us Dad, it's wii.

    On second thought the wii name might work with casual people if advertised enough. Especially with the two i's representing people. But they seriously need to advertise it right.

    Picture the hard-core commercial(on G4, Sci-Fi, Cartoon Network, MTV, etc.): "Wii will rock you!" booming while people play Metroid, Madden, Zelda, and Smash Brothers.

    Picture the casual commercial (on CBS, HGTV, History Channel, Halmark): Kids fighting, mom cries "Can't we all just get along." Dad says, "Wii can handle it." Then we see kids having a fun time together. Hear "Wii can work it out" playing in the background.

  313. Re:First Pun! it isn't "why" it is "we" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and "we not" is not a pun afaik

  314. Let's call it.. by v616 · · Score: 1

    DreamCubeStation360

  315. It's Brilliant! by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

    The secret is that they want everyone to hate the official name. That way, people will just call it a "Nintendo".

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  316. It's Because They are Japanese by Nazmun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the only way I can justify their explanation:

    http://revolution.nintendo.com/

    It's like a goofy choice for english wording in the middle of japanese anime, except in the real world.

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  317. For kids it might actually make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK the main use for slot loading drives is automated kiosks. Suppose you have a machine that can make prints from photo CDs. If it has an external tray, then eventually it will be broken off by some juvenile delinquent, or even just by a clumsy person. But if the user just sticks the CD into a slot, then people are somewhat less likely to break the mechanism. Yeah, their CDs may get a few scratches, especially if there is some kind of dust or grit in there, but it's no skin off your nose.

    Now, consider the Wii. (I'm never going to be able to say that name without laughing.) If the target user is a reckless little kid, then the internal loading mechanism is the way to go. The kid won't easily break any parts off. And the media may get some scratches or other damage, but it'll probably get scratched anyway. So for some people this actually is a good feature.

  318. Let them know what you think! by aywwts4 · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/webform.jsp

    Give them some negetive feedback, maybe, just maybe, we wont be able to get revolution back, but Maybe they will try to get another.. less absolutely horid name.

    (hell, we got farscape back on the air)

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    1. Re:Let them know what you think! by Oxen · · Score: 1

      I sent them this:
      "Dear Nintendo, How I love your gaming systems. The Nintendo Wii is one of the stupidest names that I have ever heard. Please go back and ask the marketing firm you hired for another option, and if they give you another one which sounds retarded, hire a new firm. The future of gaming depends on it."

      Then they responded with this:
      "Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

      I appreciate your taking the time to share your comments regarding the name of our next home console. If you haven't yet had the opportunity, please go to the news section of our website (www.nintendo.com/newsmain) to learn our feelings about the name. Rest assured that your feedback will be forwarded to the appropriate department for further review.

      Sincerely,

      Nintendo of America Inc.
      David Glover

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  319. All about branding by jchenx · · Score: 1

    I don't see how Nintendo Wii is that much better than the other two. When they go into the store the choice is between 'Made Up Name' 360, 'Made Up Name' 3, and 'Made Up Name'. At least the Playstation gives some indication of what it might do.

    It's all about branding. Yes "Xbox" and "Playstation" are all made-up names, but those brands have been around for a while now. Those names might have been silly sounding when they first came out, but so did Google, Yahoo, and eBay. I've heard of too many moms talking about their kids playing Xbox when it's really a Playstation (or vice versa).

    What Nintendo really has going for them is the "Nintendo" name itself. They've been associated with games far longer than Microsoft or Sony. My mom still refers to everything video-game related as Nintendo, since I grew up on the NES and SNES. So while "Wii" itself may be a crappy name, most folks (and store clerks) will refer to it as the next video game machine from Nintendo, and that will click with most consumers.

    The biggest problem I have with "Wii" is that it has too many negative connotations with existing English words/slang. Reading all of the Slashdot comments makes that obvious. You didn't really have that problem with Xbox or PlayStation or GameCube. It reminds me of the urban legend of the Chevy Nova not selling well in Spanish-speaking countries, since "no va" means "doesn't go". (And yes, I know it's a false urban legend) Still, you would have thought that there were many other names Nintendo could have chosen that didn't have such negative connotations. "Wii" may be fine in Japan and other non-English speaking countries, but the US/UK/Australian populations are huge and it just seems to risky to do.

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    1. Re:All about branding by Psiven · · Score: 1

      Here's an interesting link:

      "Oui", french for "yes", is pronouned "we". Binary for "yes" is "1" Going one more step, switches are often labeled with a "1" to represent "On". Then we get "Nintendo On".

      lol? Funny coincidence or mega-ultra-awesome secret revolution!? I dunno.

    2. Re:All about branding by jchenx · · Score: 1

      Umm, you do know that the Nintendo On video was a cleverly designed fake, right?

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  320. Re:What about Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Original name was Lee a common last name in asian world, it just the nintendo of america team misunderstood the name on the conference call due in inability of japanese to prounce the letter l.

  321. What a name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can finally say, "Let's go home and play weeeeee" without people looking weird at me.

  322. Luxo envy? by illuin · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else get the distinct feeling that the "i"s in the video desparately want to be Luxo Jr (http://www.pixar.com/shorts/ljr/theater/short_320 .html) but couldn't quite pull it off? Also, what's up with the hollow/empty sound effects track? And the "logo" is nothing more than "Wii" in the most boring san serif font imaginable? This is just a pathetic showing from Nintendo.

  323. knights who say "wii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe like their ancestors (the knights who say ni) these nights too will change their name to something more easy on the ears like

    Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zoo-boing-goodem-zu-owl y-zhiv

    or have their heads bitten off by a rabbit.

    either is fine with me

  324. Enron by Geneus · · Score: 1

    "Ask Wii"

  325. now when by jameseyjamesey · · Score: 1

    Now my friends will think I got some action when I tell them, "my girlfriend was playing with my Wii all night until she beat it." who am I kidding, no they won't.

  326. Very Futuristic by orsocio · · Score: 1

    I can't believe the idiots on here rattling on like they know better than the good folks at Nintendo when it comes to deciding what the damn console is called. Yes, I was shocked, but the name screams future.

    Even the logo movie is cool - just using the two little i's with basic audio to convey a general idea of 'play'. The message is - on this console, we're going to get back to the essence of games.

    I'm in.

  327. I hate to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm starting to think these guys are right.

    I'm going to be embarrassed to even ask for this thing at the counter.

  328. Name change out of respect for big american penis! by nixkuroi · · Score: 1
    I came up with two possible thrusts for this change...

    A . It's a euphemism for "big, american, penis" ala the South Park episode (in which american men basically swallowed any bullshit when someone complimented their collective johnsons).

    or

    B. If you take the letter N from Nintendo, turn it into lines and add a line (\/|/) it becomes a W. Add that to WII and you have WWII, which of course, is world war 2. Now because they know we won WWII, they could be saying:
    1. You won WWII so we respect your big american penis
    2. You won WWII, but we will get you back by turning your children into mindless gaming slogs
    3. This is our pearl harbor attack against the XBox360
    4. We just can't stop thinking about WWII and it completely keeps popping up symbolically in our cultural metaphors


    I'm not really sure but I'm sure, but I do know one thing...the stylus for the Gameboy is WAY too easy to lose. They need to add some kind of homing device or spider-tracer that the gameboy picks up in order to prevent loss.
  329. That's it man, game over man, game over, man! by milatchi · · Score: 1

    I was going to get one, but "That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

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  330. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    George Mason University?

  331. You're missing the Nintendo WEEDS connection! by cloneofsnake · · Score: 0
    You guys are all missing one thing! The "Connection" that Nintendo has been promoting for ages. They have to name it Wii bcoz it has to connect to the DS... which gives us... WiiDS!!

    Nintendo is hoping to get us all hooked, high and hungry for snacks!

  332. Theme Song? by Stevecat · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the new name is so that Queen can be the offical band of the system.
    BOOM BOOM CHHH - BOOM BOOM CHHH!

    SR

  333. controller can be swung like a sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we are the knights who say Wiiii!

  334. External = Dongle. Drive is built in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, that's NOT what the TFA is trying to say (albeit badly). The Revolution has a single, built in drive that can handle both regular sized discs and the smaller ones from the Gamecube. The fact that the single drive can do both sizes without using a tray is probably what they're calling innovative. This is nothing new though, any of us following Nintendo have known this for months.

    As for the external bit, I'm sure it's just going to be a dongle that enables the DVD playback license, just like on the Xbox. The dongle probably plugs into the USB port or something (the fact the Rev-er, Wii has USB ports and flash card ports to me is incredibly awesome, by the way).

  335. Maybe it's named after a killer whale??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who has heard the hilarious stand up comedy of John Pinette would get what I mean.

    For those who don't know... he does an impression of a Japanese owner of a buffet who tells John that he eats like Free Weeee.... (Free Willy)

  336. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree. It's a common problem on American subways too. I'm pretty sure I read a Wired article about some sort of electric jacket being developed to counter the problem.

  337. Did Anyone Think About It? by moore.dustin · · Score: 1
    The jokes maybe be funny now, but when you think about what they may be doing here, it is not a bad idea at all. When I see the name Wii, I am not thinking it is named as such for the sound of the word. I doubt the company would use a word/sound like that for the name based on nothing but the pronunciation of it.

    What is more likely is that this name is the representation or altered abbreviation of the actual name. Similar to the Nintendo DS (Dual Screen) - This could very well be the Nintendo Wii (Wireless Interactive) and the two lower-case i's bring the interactive point home more so than just Wi or WI.

    In the recent past, Nintendo has named recent products with simple, or informative names. Micro because its small, DS for two screens, and the Game Boy has had similar names for all its models and upgrades. Even the gamecube was simple and self informative - Taking the name Wii at face value right now is probably not the smartest thing ever.

  338. Reasoning by obsidian.ten · · Score: 1

    Revolution could never work on the same shelves as the XBOX 360, the confusion would be greater than any phonetical "wii" problems. Moreover, as has already been discussed, the name reminds users of both "wifi" and of the innovative control scheme.

  339. Hey! by DeathByDuke · · Score: 1

    This wont be so bad if they swapped the 'W' for 'N'

    Oh yes. I would SO buy a Nintendo 'Nii'

    Ni.

  340. Wee by metamatic · · Score: 2, Funny
    Instead of a tray, a single, innovative, self-loading media bay will play both 12-centimeter optical discs used for the new system as well as Nintendo GameCube discs.

    Surely a top-loading CD drive like the Jaguar toilet seat would be more appropriate?

    Congratulations, Nintendo. You're up against stiff competition, and we weren't sure you could pull it off; but with a branding decision like this, urine the running for sure. The guy who came up with this name must be a real whizz.

    No doubt there will be a shower of solid gold hit software--a veritable golden shower of games. You'll be flush with cash in no time.

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  341. Re:What about Japanese? by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    Google says it means "up" in the Okinawan dialect... But their press release says it's from English.

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  342. Re:What about Japanese? by deoch · · Score: 1

    ii, (pronounced "ee", as in eagle) means 'good' in Japanese. Whether they had that in mind at all is unclear.

  343. The Real name all along! by Lucractius · · Score: 1

    Ocama GameSphere!

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  344. The lamest name ever given to a gaming console... by TheSeat · · Score: 1

    ...is "Playstation," not "Wii." Think of the first time you heard the word "Playstation." Did it conjure up images of when you where a toddler playing with brightly-colored blocks? When I first heard "Playstation" I was immediately turned off. I thought it was name that should be given to some preschooler's toy set.

    Even though you may hate the name "Wii" right now, you might (i.e. will) change your mind by time the console's released. Shame on Nintendo for using creativity in naming their console! I personally prefer my consoles to have lame names like "Xbox."

  345. Wii? by is+as+us+Infinite · · Score: 1

    Ohh noo.

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  346. ObMST3K ... by jmbauer · · Score: 1

    "Stop saying Wii! NOBODY says Wii!!"

    1. Re:ObMST3K ... by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite episodes!

      Eegah: "I've heard enough - I'll go beat him senseless..."

  347. Imaging a Beowulf cluster of these. by doublem · · Score: 1

    Would it be called the WiiWii?

    If you have enough of them, would it be the WiiWiiWiiWiiWiiWii all the way \home ?

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    1. Re:Imaging a Beowulf cluster of these. by Psiven · · Score: 1

      Man people are really trying hard to make a decent joke out of this.

    2. Re:Imaging a Beowulf cluster of these. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Man people are really trying hard to make a decent joke out of this.

      And all the failure concentrated in one place like this is beginning to rival Washington Dii Cii.

    3. Re:Imaging a Beowulf cluster of these. by doublem · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about a "decent" joke?

      wii're all working on Baaaaad puns. On that score, wii're all doing very, very well.

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  348. Double i by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    Geez, first we had the "i" prefix invade everything Internet/tech related (such as iPod and iMac). Now we have the "double i" in the middle, such as "Wii" and Intel's "Viiv".

    And I still don't know how to pronouce it...

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    1. Re:Double i by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      And I still don't know how to pronouce it...

      "We"

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  349. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

    This dude that goes to my church is named Harry Wood. His wife's name is Anita. Seriously.

  350. Nintendo's Wii by T3KL3R · · Score: 1

    As much as I'd love to watch Microsoft get beaten by a wee Wii, I don't think that name is gonna get Nintendo anywhere in the argument that their products aren't geared towards kids.

  351. Is it too late to sell Nintendo stocks??? by f0dder · · Score: 1

    Wat a horrible letdown.

  352. What the crap? by Jello+B. · · Score: 1

    Where the hell is Reggie when you need him? He can kick ass and take back the name.

  353. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the underpowered comment. Using nintendo's own words, the thing is not much more powerful than a gamecube

    Actually the only comments that have been made by Nintendo through official channels (that is if you consider Reggie, Iwata, and Shiggy to be official channes [rather than Matt from IGN]) was that you wouldn't be able to see the difference between the systems (PS3, XBox 360 and Revolution(Wii)) on a standard definition TV. Believe it or not, one of the main reasons the XBox 360 can (reasonably accurately) be called the XBox 1.5 is that Microsot forced developers to produce games in HD; when you're generating 6 times as many pixels, you require 6 times the processing power of your pixel pipeline to maintain the same pixel effects.

  354. perhaps i speak for everyone when i say by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    what the ??

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  355. Re:Yeah! The Good News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes; I DO NOT want built in dvd playing abilities in my game consoles.

  356. The official NOA response makes a good point by PhysSurfer · · Score: 1

    On IGN.

    Other unusual, and silly names, such as Google, Yahoo, and Ipod have all ended up being attached to very succesful companies/services/products. You'll have to admit Wii is very similar to Yahoo.

  357. Official counter-response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wii wii!

  358. I for one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . welcome our new Wiinie overlords.

  359. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 2

    Several points must be made here:

    1. In America at least, "wee" is rarely used to talk about going to the bathroom. It's generally "pee."

    2. "Wee" is not a term referring to a part of the male anatomy. If your joke requires doubling the name to be funny, then try a different joke.

    3. If you think that "wee"is funny, you must have difficulty when people use the first-person-plural pronoun, or when people speak French.

    4. Honestly, even grade-schoolers are too old to think that "wee"is funny.

    Eight-year-old: "Hee hee...he said 'wee'!"
    Another eight-year-old: "Grow up, Billy."

  360. Bad marketing by MrPerfekt · · Score: 1

    I always thought Revolution was the coolest name you could give something. It encompasses with a single word everything that the console is trying to accomplish. It's pretty stupid to replace that meaningful, cool-sounding name with, well... three letters you aren't sure how to pronounce.

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    1. Re:Bad marketing by Psiven · · Score: 1

      But the old name is not asthetically as nice to non-gamer markets, the new markets Nintendo is trying to attract. This is my understanding of Nintendo's decision.

  361. Re:What about Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure others have already answered this but....NO. Technically, you can't even say "wi" in Japanese. There is no such sound in Japanese. You can't even write it, unless you use Katakana and make up your own version by placing U and I next to each other or some such thing. I believe there may be an obsolete Hiragana character for "wi" but it is not in modern use.

    And yes, this is a very stupid name. I had no idea that "Revolution" wasn't the final name for the console. Honestly, it seems to me that they are going to have to change it because otherwise it will be a marketing disaster in the states.

  362. Taking a page from Intel? by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    I think they're missing the trailing W... I mean, ViiV worked for Intel right?

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  363. Nintendo: We like to play with our Wii. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. They can't really be that stupid. Oh, wait, N64, right.

  364. Re:First Pun! it isn't "why" it is "we" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what are you? Pun police?

    "wii" can also be pronounced as "why"...

    try getting some humour, might lighten up your life a little.

  365. Go ahead! touch my Wii by AzraelKans · · Score: 1

    Other unusual, and silly names, such as Google, Yahoo, and Ipod have all ended up being attached to very succesful companies/services/products. You'll have to admit Wii is very similar to Yahoo.

    Except google and Yahoo are not synonimous to "Penis" and "Urine". not that Im aware of.

    Lets just admit it, they took the name decission without giving a shit on American markets. If that was the case they should have named it "Whee!" not "Wii" (Wee)

    Go ahead! touch my Wii!

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    1. Re:Go ahead! touch my Wii by kleptonin · · Score: 1
      Except google and Yahoo are not synonimous to "Penis" and "Urine". not that Im aware of.

      I just did a really big Yahoo! in my pants! Oh dear god, there's search EVERYWHERE!!
  366. It makes perfect sense to me by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    I just got back from a long flashback to the bubble and endless presentations with out there graphics in wich companies explained their mission through their new company name/slogan/motto all dancing all singing all crap.

    Telfort (dutch mobile phone daughter of British Telecom) to O2, as in oxygen was especially sickening. So succesfull they now are back to telfort again.

    When the real revolution comes can we line up the marketting people behind the lawyers and safe some bullets?

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  367. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Captain+Fallout · · Score: 1

    And one of the Exchange admins from my last company was named Harry Bush. I kid you not. I guess that's why he worked remote all the time.

  368. wii, thats taking the pi$$ isn't it ;-) by bleughbleugh · · Score: 1

    also, may I say, i'm the proud owner of wii.org.uk blimmin web hosting is playing up tho mind you, wii should sell well in scotland, noo?

  369. What one can learn from this thread.. by talksinmaths · · Score: 1

    Judging a book by its cover is old-fashioned. Judging a book by its title is where it's at nowadays.

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  370. Huh? by Psiven · · Score: 1

    I guess I don't understand the pun...

  371. Re: regarding points 2 and 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The terms "wee", "wee wee", "weiner" and to a lesser extent "ding dong" and "ding-a-ling" all refer to the same part of a boy that has not yet reached puberty. Little boys are fascinated with the subject, and they even make songs about them. Maybe you remember a few from when you were a kid? If not, here's an oldie but goodie that we sang on a fieldtrip in 2nd grade when the boys and girls were separated: "Does your weiner hang low? does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a not? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? does your weiner hang low?"

    Clearly Nintendo did their research. I'm absolutely convinced that "wii" will be a smash hit in the 6-10 market, but I think they could have done better with the name "buubee" because it would have given them the entire 6-24 heterosexual male population.

  372. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by Psiven · · Score: 1

    Plus I really like how the logo looks. The symbolism of dual remotes is strong. I find the concept of playing with two of those controllers very appealing.

  373. Site Hacked? by phoric · · Score: 1

    Either Nintendo's site got slashdotted, or the whole "Wii" thing was a hack/defacing in the first place, and Nintendo has brought it down for repairs. The whole name-change sounds pretty fishy to me.

    1. Re:Site Hacked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, for several reasons:

      1. The flash intro-page was so unprofessional, it's laughable if it were real. It looks nothing like the rest of the Nintendo site. Screams 'defaced'.

      2. Why would they post this at revolution.nintendo.com instead of redirecting you to a wii.nintendo.com?

      3. There is NO official press release from Nintendo showing up on the stock market news networks.

      Slashdotters a bunch of suckers for buying into this poor hoax / defacing.

  374. Dance, Dance Wii! by Cathbadh · · Score: 1

    I think that it is safe to say that the Gizmondo has been dethroned. This makes me think that it is some new addon for an ipod so that the ipod will be able to flick you off. If I purchase one (now that there is some doubt), its name will be Terrance McWackles.

  375. PS2 DVD playback by tepples · · Score: 1

    Neither PS2 nor Xbox could play DVDs directly out of the box either.

    The first run of PS2 consoles had the DVD playing software on a memory card. Later versions put it in the PS2 firmware. So yes, a PStwo can play DVDs out of the box, as long as they match in region and TV system. (Unlike my $60 Apex player, the PS2 isn't capable of transcoding all-region PAL DVDs such as Wobbl and Bob to NTSC.)

    But for most of the history of the GameCube, it has been possible to walk into a Wal-Mart store and buy a GameCube and a stand-alone DVD player for the price of a PS2. A separate player has the advantage that one family member can use the DVD on one TV and another can use the GameCube on another TV at the same time, so you don't lose out when someone else in the house wants to watch a Meg Ryan marathon. Likewise, a DS and a portable DVD player add up to about the same price as a PSP.

    Wii know what Wii are getting for Christmas, precious...

  376. I'll tell you what I think of that name... by the_soulman · · Score: 1

    It's a wee bit silly.

    (Sorry. Feel free to groan.)

  377. That's exactly why. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    You can get small-as-hell DVD players now for about $40 at your local Target (which will probably be cheaper than the Revolution add on.)

    That's exactly why it's an addon. If you can get a DVD player for $40 (and probably have), why do you even want another one? Just save the cost of having a DVD player in a console.

    Besides, I wouldn't feel as well buying a console with a DVD player if I already had one, because of the overlap.

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  378. Will Wright takes a Wii by tepples · · Score: 1

    This will make a killer Penny Arcade comic. Can't wait till tomorrow.

    You don't need to wait.

  379. how flexible by Quasar+Sera · · Score: 1

    VVii. Viiv. iivv...

  380. Re: regarding points 2 and 4 by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

    The terms "wee", "wee wee", "weiner" and to a lesser extent "ding dong" and "ding-a-ling" all refer to the same part of a boy that has not yet reached puberty.

    You are right on all counts, except for "wee."If I may partake in some etymology, "wee wee" is short for "weiner"; "wee" is another word for "pee,"and does not mean the same thing as "wee wee." If you can come up with a song that uses "wee"to use "weiner,"then you might have a point. However, I doubt you'll find one.

  381. Yeah, stupid name... by Arcanis+the+Rogue · · Score: 1

    I mean, this is just plain stupid. It's like someone names a linux distribution Ubuntu or something, that would never be succe-

    Oh, wait...

  382. Just a name by HaymarketRiot · · Score: 1

    A name is just that....a name. Stop jumping to consequences until you've seen the console in action.

  383. It's Funny Because... Oh, You Got It Already! by berenixium · · Score: 0

    *Giggle* *giggle* *snort*

    It's funny because it sounds like taking a pee-pee.
    No, really. Oh, right.

    Classics:
    Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play - with your wii.

    No need to abbreviate. Just Wii. - Ok.

    Wii will break down the wall that separates video game players from everyone else. - That's one strong wii.

    While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer. - Go figure!
    Humbly announcing: The Death of Nintendo. I'm so sorry, were you close? If it means anything, they were put down for their own goof... erm, good.

  384. They should add a W by polv0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They should add a W... I can't believe any Japanese company would name a product one letter short of WWII.

    1. Re:They should add a W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese don't refer to it as WWII though, right? So I can't see where there'd be a problem.

    2. Re:They should add a W by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

      Right, there's no problem. I mean, it's not like any other countries refer to it as WWII.

  385. Only one name will do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo FUCKASS! I want to walk into a store and proudly ask "where are the FUCKASS games at?"

  386. Re:What about Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means nothing in Japanese, but if put into kana (Japanese phoenetic spelling) it will have the same spelling as the french word "Oui". Japanese people know that word, just like americans do, and that may be part of Nintendo's reasoning for the name.

  387. DDR by dfay · · Score: 1

    Maybe renaming it was a prerequisite for Konami to make a version of DDR for the console.

    They probably didn't like "Dance Dance Revolution Revolution" too much, thinking that repetition is nice, but it's best not to take it too far.

    "Dance Dance Revolution Weeeee!", on the other hand, is sure to be a hit! :)

  388. Re:What about Japanese? by drewness · · Score: 1

    Yes, "wii" is the way that nobles in the Sendai region used to say "ii" or "good."

    That's clever and all, but "ii" used to be "yi", which itself is long obsoleted. So... nevermind, I guess. Run with people in Sendai saying "wi". That sounds cool.

  389. It's still gonna be call a "Nintendo" regardless.. by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    Is it just me? Am I the ONLY person who never said he was going to play "NES" or "SNES" or "Famicom" or "N64" or "Gamecube" or so?

    I always said "I'm gonna chill out and play Nintendo". I'm gonna play some Nintendo DS. A lot of people worldwide are going to call it "the Nintendo". Forget the name. Nintendo don't need Playstation style branding like Sony does, because they don't have a billion products like Sony does.

  390. Ok by berenixium · · Score: 1

    Can we have a time-out for a while. I've laughed so hard from your posts, I can barely breath (and I'm not asthmatic either).
    Right, that's better, time-in!

  391. great vowel shift by drewness · · Score: 1

    English is the only language I know where "i" has somehow come to be pronounced "ay"

    Blame the Great Vowel Shift.

  392. You and I? by Nine99 · · Score: 1

    You could also say "Double You Double I".

  393. No - ui by drewness · · Score: 1

    The sounds Wii (We) are illogicaly difficult in Japanese as well.
    The character for wi existed in hiragana and katakana until after WWII when the Ministry of Education obsoleted wi and we because they had come to be pronounced [i] and [e]. The same thing is happening to wo (it's becoming pronounced [o] in running speech), but they keep it because it's useful as a particle.

    Wii would almost certainly be changed to Rii(Ree).
    Uh, no. I'm not sure where you'd get that.

    I guess it could be a katakana Wa with mini kakatakana i.

    The accepted way to make "wi" in Japanese (since the post-WWII language reforms) is "ui", or rather an 'u' with a subscript 'i'.

  394. 2Wii by leeosenton · · Score: 1

    To Wii or not to Wii... that is the question

  395. Re:Why Wii? I'll tell you by Thorkytel+Ant-Head · · Score: 1

    Maybe they were afraid that it would bomb.

  396. Congratulations by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    You are the 10,000th person to use that fucking joke on slashdot since the Revolution was announced.

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  397. sub by akhomerun · · Score: 1

    New details on the disc format have also been revealed: 'Instead of a tray, a single, innovative, self-loading media bay will play both 12-centimeter optical discs used for the new system as well as Nintendo GameCube discs. Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content.'

    1. this information is not new.
    2. it has been said many times by nintendo that the DVD attatchement was internal.

    if there's one thing slashdot is bad at it's game coverage.

    weeee!

  398. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by aaza · · Score: 2
    "I was at school with a boy named Michael Hunt. We nicknamed him 'Fuckhead'. Hmmm...." - Tim, from the Doug Anthony All Stars

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  399. People of Slashdot... by The+Wallbrick · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me... WII WII!

  400. Its not so bad... by Blaaguuu · · Score: 1

    While I can't say that I'm thrilled with the new name... Is it really that bad?

    Lets look at the names of its main competitors:

    Xbox 360 - Am i the only person that laughed out loud when i first read that name? It sounds like they gathered a bunch of 12 year old boys and told them to come up with the coolest name possible...

    Playstation 3 - Wow... What a clever name "Playstation"... And its the third one... atleast it gets its point across quite effectively.

    Now the name Revolution was nice as a codename, but really wouldnt work as the final name for a console, imo. And atleast they tried to be creative with the name.

    Finaly, this is Slashdot... isnt everyone here supposed to love Open Source Software? And isnt the entire point of Open Source Software development to make an application just so you can have fun coming up with the most random, unrelated, silly name for it? I would have though you guys would love the Wii name!

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  401. Something like this... by @madeus · · Score: 1
  402. Re:What about Japanese? by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

    /. is made by racist Americans.

  403. Domain Registratoins by Databass · · Score: 1

    in other news, the following sites were registered recently:

    www.wiitarded.com
    www.wiidiculous.com

  404. Marketing Genius? by Nazmun · · Score: 1

    Everything thusfar about the revolution has generated a ton of publicity. To the new controller to the new name. The dealbreaker will be how the games turn out.

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    1. Re:Marketing Genius? by Golias · · Score: 1

      A goofy controller which nobody has figured out how to develop for, and now a goofy name which nobody has figured out how to pronounce.

      You know, there is such a thing as "bad publicity." Michael Jackson's been in the press a lot lately, but it hasn't helped his album sales.

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  405. Re:What about Japanese? by mowph · · Score: 1
    Quoth the Coward:
    It means nothing in Japanese, but if put into kana (Japanese phoenetic spelling) it will have the same spelling as the french word "Oui". Japanese people know that word, just like americans do, and that may be part of Nintendo's reasoning for the name.

    Or, instead of guessing wildly and missing completely, you could just go to www.nintendo.co.jp and watch the Japanese version of the same flash animation. It's written (nyuuryokusiki) as uxi-, or wi-. (katakana "u", small katakana "i", enlongation mark).

    Just as with the English version, it's based on the English word "we". "wi-" is also the same way that the English word "we" is transliterated into katakana. There is literally no Japanese person who does not recognize this very simple English word, which seems to be the rationale for considering the name to be globally recognizable.

    You could also go to www.nintendo.fr and see from the French version that it has nothing to do with "oui". From the French site:

    Mon nom est ... Wii
    Comme on prononce "nous" en anglais
    En anglais Wii ressemble à "we" (nous), et souligne que cette console est destinée à tout le monde.

    My name is ... Wii
    Like the pronunciation of "nous" in English
    En English, Wii resembles "we" (nous), and emphasises that this console is intended for the entire world.

  406. I take it... by dcam · · Score: 1

    ... poo was unavailable.

    (Wii is supposed to be pronounced we)

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  407. Well... by Windwraith · · Score: 1

    I don't think that's such a bad name, it's kind of cute too.
    Anyway, isn't "xbox" a sillier name? Actually most console names are silly..."game boy" "genesis"...only NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) and by inheritance Super NES, too, Playstation, Gamecube...

  408. Japanese Rationale... by mowph · · Score: 1
    According to the flash at Nintendo Japan, here is the rationale for naming the machine. Interestingly, there's a significant difference between the English and European language versions.
    The codename which we have used for development, "Revolution", has come to express our objective [of the project]. This name, "Wii", is the answer.

    Based on the English word "We", "Wii" expresses the concept that anyone in the family can enjoy it. Also, the double "i" in "Wii" symbolizes both the unique controller and the likeness of people gathering together to play.

    Interestingly, the Japanese version isn't nearly as verbose as the English one. I guess they probably didn't feel much need to justify the oddball faux-English to the reader, since most Japanese products (and all of Nintendo's game consoles) use English-derived names.

    There's none of the cockamamy rationale that "the whole world will understand the name" which is present in the English or French versions. However, there is a focus on the "family gaming" concept (and by association casual gaming -- games that even your mom or grandpa would play) which is missing from the English version. With Nintendo's recent incredible success in casual gaming with the DS, this marketing angle shouldn't come as much of a surprise. One could say that the Wii is basically the extension of the DS's pen-like interface into 3-d space: the living room.

    One other interesting cultural reference is the way that the "ii" bows to the viewer at the end of the animation. That would be the standard body language to use in Japan, after introducing yourself to an audience.

  409. Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    >>3. If you think that "wee"is funny, you must have difficulty when people use the first-person-plural pronoun, or when people speak French.

    True, but for some reason "Nintendo Cock" doesn't have that je ne sais quoi.

  410. Well, hopefully this name accomplishes on thing... by justchris · · Score: 1
    No one wants to actually call this thing a Wii in public. Probably not in private either. Sure, you could continue to call it the Revolution, but what this will most likely do is cause people to end up just calling it 'The Nintendo'.

    And that's not such a bad thing. Back in the days of the NES & SNES everyone wanted a Nintendo. Nintendo was synonymous with video games. Then you had the Nintendo 64, and now...the gamecube? And everyone calls it the gamecube, the Nintendo name was diluted. Microsoft's brand is 'Xbox', Sony's brand is 'Playstation', but Nintendo's brand has always just been 'Nintendo'.

    Anyway, the more I hear and read about the name, the funnier it gets. NoJ marketing might take it seriously, but if NoA tries to do that, they're doomed. But if they have a sense of humor about the name, they'll attract lots of buyers, especially their casual gamer demographic. Immature humor outsells mature drama consistently, and Nintendo has a chance to capitlize on that.

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  411. Much better name by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

    If they're going for the short-and-catchy, they should call it the Nintendo Unf.

    Can you imagine the possibilities?
    "My girlfriend came over, and we played unf for 3 hours!"
    "What'll it be, then? 360, PS3, or unf?" "Unf me." "Surely, but pick out your game system first."

    The list goes on and on...

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  412. Re:What about Japanese? by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

    Hey, I live in Sendai, you insensitive clod! (Really.)

  413. Haha, so punny by Psiven · · Score: 1

    Here's mine:

    This November 17th I'm going to be playing with dual Nintendo Wiimotes.

  414. Playing with my Nintendo P3nis by gmezero · · Score: 1

    wii wii

  415. Somebody fire there PR Department! by fatassboochan · · Score: 1
    Its like there PR department is wanting them to fail miserably and continue to struggle. Well, they always seem to get there portables right but after the Nintendo 64 they seem to be struggling console-wise, achieving a market share of 15% or less in most districts (Here in Australia they've never had more then a 6% Share with the GameCube. I think the odds of this system being there last "Console" (Not Portable) have just shot right up, even if they are rolling in cash still.

    The console is full of excellent ideas and truly revolutionary implementation, which is why the ORIGNAL name would have suited it fine, even if it was just like a codename.

    Judging from there PR Departments current antics, the console is liable to be coloured Neon Yellow/Green/Pink. As well as the fact that we know that the GameCube wasn't the most marketed of consoles.

  416. Re:What about Japanese? by den1188 · · Score: 1

    "Google says it means "up" in the Okinawan dialect... But their press release says it's from English." I don't think putting "wee-wee" and "up" together in one meaning is the way to go to make him feel better here... That taken aside, it is only natural that the online fanboy community would reveal it's 7 year old humour and poke fun of this. They have to poke fun of something... it's the same thing as the vibrator boomerang PS3 controllers, or the george foreman grill back when Xbox came out... Ignore the little voice in your head that makes you giggle like when someone makes you say "under where" (Hehe... get it?... underw...) and consider the practical uses. After thinking about it for a bit Nintendo We would be a pretty cool name, and Nintendo Wii is basically the same, except for a bit more weird and more playful, which is exactly what they're trying to go for with their console. If you don't like it then shmeh, you're not really in their target audience... but if you're like most people, you giggled a bit when you heard it (for whatever reason) and you remember it, and you're anxiously waiting for more news, even though you have your doubts.

  417. Interestingly Relevent Quote for today on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hawk, we're going to die." "Never say die... and certainly never say we." -- M*A*S*H

  418. explanation from nintendo by john_uy · · Score: 1

    just go here: http://revolution.nintendo.com/ for the explanation.

    though the explanation is good, i don't seem to like the name.

    honestly, i wouldn't want to buy the product anymore as it sounds bad. there is no more coolness from the "revolution." it's like buying a device that is small, crappy, puny, unreliable, cheap, and underpowered. maybe they associate it with "weeeeeeee" where at the end, the product crashes to the wall as there is no brakes.

    they could have named it like family entertainment or universal entertainment but not as cheesy as wii. i'd rather buy the ps3 and xbox 360 where there is a coolness factor to the name. i couldn't really keep the scenario out of my mind where kids who have wii will get teased and bullied by those with ps and xbox.

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  419. It's Wii as in We by LKM · · Score: 1
    Isn't it best to choose a name that people can at least pronounce?

    Considering the english spelling inconsistencies, that's pretty hard anyway if you don't use existing words :-)

    It's pronounced "We".

  420. How do you use wii in a sentence properly? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    I think the reason it's stupid isn't because it sounds like urine or some sort of other taboo innuendo. The reason it's dumb is because there is no easy way to say it in an english sentence that makes grammatical sense.

    "Let's go play we."
    "There's a new game out for we."
    "We is going to have all of the back games for a low monthly fee."
    "Have you see the controller for we."
    "We like to play we."
    "We has all the games I could possibly want."

    vs.

    "Hey wanna come over and play xbox?"
    "The best place to find it is on yahoo."
    "Amazon has all the stuff I could ever want."
    "Snickerdoodapnameathingymadumb is the my favorite console."

    It's almost like some sort of Japaneses conspiracy to spread engrish world wide. If they had named it something like "wanginator", it still would have been a better name because wanginator is usable as a noun in the English language. The new name is hijacking a common English word, not some uncommon, off t he beaten path vocabulary. What are they going to name the next console "him"? "Have you see the new him game?" It just sounds wrong to every slightly educated English speaking individual.

  421. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by mgblst · · Score: 1

    You should seek professional help, you freak!
     
    Don't see enough daas quotes around here...

  422. Like Liiinux or Leenux by Pablo+El+Vagabundo · · Score: 1

    Since it is good for Linux, why can't we have two pronunciations ?

    I keep says Why instead of Wee.

    Nintendo Why sounds okay to me..

    Just like I say Liinux, and everyone else says Leenux.. Why is the way to go..

    And the animated i's are cool.. lots of great ad's for them..

    And my last point. It is just a NAME!! We will get used to it and it does make the damnest bit of differnece to how much fun the final system and games are..

    Cannot wait for Sadness and Red steel. And will buy the nintendo launch games tooo..

    Pablo

  423. terrible name by kmac06 · · Score: 1

    onewordlame

  424. Sign petition to change it back to Revolution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign the petition to change it back to Revolution at http://www.wiihatethename.com/

  425. well... by Onuma · · Score: 1

    At least they didn't think of some stupid name like "Dolphin" ...
    Oh wait, they already threw that one out the window.

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  426. It's all a hoax I say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's my theory:

    "Wii" isn't the real new name of the console. It's all a marketing stunt by Nintendo to steal the spotlight before E3. They come up with the stupidest yet believable name to get everybody going "WTF?" and to get them talking about it.

    When E3 comes around, Nintendo yells surprise, and reveals that the name of the console is completely different, and again they steal the spotlight. It's a double whammy, they can't lose!

  427. Re:What about Japanese? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    That's clever and all, but "ii" used to be "yi", which itself is long obsoleted

    Are you sure you're not thinking of "yoi," which is the root of yoku, yokatta, etc.? I'm pretty sure there's never been kana for "yi."

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  428. Re:What about Japanese? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Cool. It's a great city. I spent my three weeks in Sendai as part of the final immersion classes offered at my college. I stayed with a host family in the Yaotome region, and commuted every day to Touhoku University for classes. I'd love to go back someday, but who has the time, you know?

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  429. Times have changed by readin · · Score: 1

    I guess it shows my age when my first reaction was to notice how close "Wii" is to "WWII", and wonder why a JAPANESE company would want to make allusions to THAT. A few years ago no Japanese company would have gone near that kind of marketing.

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  430. Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Touching your Wii is good

  431. Good marketing by Wardie · · Score: 1

    There are thousands of users talking about "Wii" here, job done for the Nintendo marketing team....

  432. Re:What about Japanese? by drewness · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you're not thinking of "yoi," which is the root of yoku, yokatta, etc.? I'm pretty sure there's never been kana for "yi."

    Hmm. Wikipedia agrees with you that there has never been a kana for "yi". Somewhere along the line someone told me that in Classical Japanese "yi" did exist and that the irregular conjugation of "ii" involves an old paradigm that's no longer productive, where the final mora of an adjective was Ci for present affirmative and Co for past and some other vowel changes I don't remember. (with C standing in for any consonant.) I have no means of substantiating that, so for all I know I could've just been fed a story. Man, I wish I took enough Japanese that I could've taken Classical Japanese.

  433. You got punk'd! by dalmiroy2k · · Score: 1

    The name will still be Revolution in the states, Wii it's just some brillant marketing idea to overload blogs and sites like this.
    Wait until E3 and you will see...
    Also, The DVD peripherical will be similar in size and shape to the broadband adapter for Gamecube, it will be connected under the unit and the included remote will be using tech similar to Wavebird. It will cost around $30