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  1. And... on SpaceX Successfully Tests Nine-Engine Cluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    The headline in today's Arachnid Advertiser states:

    Biped Puppets Successfully Complete Engine Test. The Grand Plan Still On Schedule.

  2. Dark Star on Dropped Shuttle Toolbag Filmed From Earth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On top of the toolbag as it glides, sits Doolittle the Spider.

  3. Re:Unit conversion on Google Sorts 1 Petabyte In 6 Hours · · Score: 1

    No, 1 PB = 12 LoC, so 1 LoC = 0.0833... PB. Also, I'd like to make some kind of swimming pool reference.

    Yes, but how much is that in football fields?

  4. Re:Do no evil? on Google to Track TV Viewers More Closely · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Targeted advertising based on our credit history and income? I'm pretty sure this counts as "evil".

    Considering that Equifax is no stranger to being fined for breaking the law, I'd say it actually counts as "Evil" with a capital "E".

    Google needs competition. Their honeymoon period is over.

  5. Re:It's probably that tool bag on Object Lights Night Sky Across Canadian Prairies · · Score: 1

    I was thinking that missing spider, after being exposed to radiation from solar flares while in a hard vacuum, finally returned to earth. And it's mad.

    And don't forget, it has tools too.

  6. Re:That acronym is so 1980's... on Harnessing Slow Water Currents For Renewable Energy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These days, acronyms should Google well. Google for VIVACE, MUSIC, or ESPRIT and you'll get page after page of irrelevant sites. Scientists should try to name their projects with unique names, names that will let interested people search the web and *find* their projects.

    No. No. No. Scientists, and anyone, should name things what they want, and Google should make a considerably higher effort to make search work MUCH better than it currently does. This just shows you how bad search is, and far it has to go. Google needs more competition.

  7. Re:Thats OK. on Obama's Mobile Phone Records Compromised, Shared · · Score: 1

    Forget Bush's records how about President Cheney's records

    I think it's unlikely you will ever see those. After all, it's very hard to hack records written in blood.

  8. Good! on Resurrecting the Mighty Mammoth, Cheaply · · Score: 5, Funny

    We may well need an army of Mammoths to fight the mutant tool-equipped space spiders from that other earlier story. $10 million is a small price to pay to save humanity from the giant space webs.

  9. Re:First Post From Space on Spider Missing After Trip To Space Station · · Score: 2, Funny

    In space no one can hear you spin.

  10. Re:Losing Stuff in Space Memes on Spider Missing After Trip To Space Station · · Score: 1

    You need to copyright that before JJ Abrahms makes it into a movie. Though, someone SHOULD make that movie -- just not JJ Abrahms. Evil Spider Space Station, I'd pay to see that.

  11. Re:What makes Mozilla different? on IRS Looking at Google/Mozilla Relationship · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they're a non-profit entity, there are a different set of rules that must be obeyed.

    Generally speaking -- and I'm not specifically accusing Mozilla -- non-profit status is rarely what it seems. Usually the motivation in setting this status up is to avoid certain rules or taxes. It's only proper that this is investigated in Mozilla's case, if most of their income does come from a large highly-successful company.

    The IRS should also be taking a very, very close look at Wikipedia. For those reasons, and also the fact that there have been individuals in that organization that have shady financial histories.

  12. Re:When did they die out? on Most of Woolly Mammoth Genome Reconstructed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid places to ask them. Try elsewhere, for better sources of information.

    Really? Considering the amount of SEO spam that's corrupted Google search results, considering the cabals, corruption and low quality of most wikipedia results, and considering that many of the world's experts on most science and technology fields ARE regularly reading slashdot, then I seriously doubt there IS ANY better place to ask a science related question than on this site.

    Of course, the downside is that there are some grumpy, elitist pedants here.

  13. apparently... on Most of Woolly Mammoth Genome Reconstructed · · Score: 2, Funny

    the numbers of woolly mammoths has tripled in the past six months...

  14. Re:A terrible decision on Monty Python Banks On the Long Tail Via YouTube · · Score: 1

    Spam's off.

  15. Re:Well, Not ALL of Them Really on Monty Python Banks On the Long Tail Via YouTube · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, that's kind of misleading.

    Did you come here for an argument?

  16. Yay! on NASA Tests Deep-Space Network Modeled On the Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Space Porn!!!

  17. Greed on The Neurological Basis of Con Games · · Score: 1

    Because of THOMAS, the human brain makes us feel good when we help others -- this is the basis for attachment to family and friends and cooperation with strangers.

    I suggest this guy needs to read Dostoevsky as a matter of urgency. He clearly has limited experience with actual members of the human race. Greed is the primary motivation for most of the species.

  18. Re:Two steps from the highest, actually on Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial · · Score: 1

    EAL11+ is also know by its codename: SKYNET.

  19. Re:For the rest of us... on The ISS Marks 10 Years In Space · · Score: 1

    And just how many elephants is 300 tons?

    I don't know how many elephants, but I do know that the number that makes up 300 tons has tripled in the past six months.

  20. Re:imagine on Science's Alternative To an Intelligent Creator · · Score: 3, Funny

    The fact that first posts exist is conclusive proof that no-one is running the Universe.

  21. What I want to know is... on Unhappy People Watch More TV · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you get one of these grants?

    I would like to research, for example, whether the Pope is Catholic, or whether bears shit in the woods. Does anyone at the University of Maryland know where I can get funding, since they have so much success with similar quests.

    Anyway, if you weren't unhappy to start with, watching 90% of the 2008 fall schedule on TV will make you that way pretty quickly. Writer's strike aside, this is one of the worst new seasons in the history of TV. Kath and Kim? Knightrider? Worst Week? Heroes? Are you kidding, Network Execs? You can pretty much cancel every show that debuted in 2008, on every network. You all fucked up.

  22. Re:Ahh.. American Relevance on India's Chandrayaan Lands Impact Probe On the Moon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This should come as no surprise. Just as it should have been no surprise when the British Empire fell either.

    It's very hard to understand why Gibbon's "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" is not required reading for politicians and corporate leaders. If you depend on slave labor (in the US case, outsourcing) then ultimately your empire will fall. It's inevitable. And yet so avoidable. Eventually, there is a payback for greed, and this's just yet more proof that politicians are ultimately self-centered morons.

  23. purpose? on Inventor Open Sources "TV-B-Gone," and Why · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, other than creating a public nuisance almost certain to result in getting your face punched, what EXACTLY is the point of this device?

    And, while we're here, The reason why he open sourced it, is purely for the purpose of getting a slashvertisment -- and successfully too.

  24. really? on GFDL 1.3 Is Out, Allows Migration To CC · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia plans to hold a public consultation process to decide whether and how to migrate to CC-BY-SA.

    Which, if it's anything like any other wikipedia discussion, will result in one cabal fighting another, and end up with an anonymous admin (or Jimbo himself) just deciding whatever they want, regardless of truth or majority viewpoint.

  25. Re:Advanced Bad & Summary on Charity Refuses Donation Because of D&D Connection · · Score: 1

    so not only is idle "pants," but it is also "wrong" and possibly "libelous."

    Nice work. When will this section die?