How to say politely that your website is slashdotted?
"Currently Undergoing Maintenance
Google Analytics reporting is currently undergoing maintenance and will be available shortly. Your site traffic is being logged and you will be able to see the data after system maintenance has concluded."
-Would you like to execute 99 times this external unknown command that could destroy your portable?
There was an article some time ago about a cell phones that could be infected by other phones. There was a popup every 5 seconds unless the person would say "yes" or walk away. Why are there no threshholds? Why do I have to think about everything in here?;)
Why not wait for Nintendo?
It's all about the name, we all know that if it is written P4 insted of P3, it is alllll faster.
I think that the "press the button" monkey is back.
How to say politely that your website is slashdotted?
"Currently Undergoing Maintenance
Google Analytics reporting is currently undergoing maintenance and will be available shortly. Your site traffic is being logged and you will be able to see the data after system maintenance has concluded."
...sorry that was quoted out of context. We where talking about lollipops.
...and it is only then that you can see that the story is not that strong. :)
The game itself is not too bad, but this is a one time play, after that, uninstall and install another one.
-Scotty, we need more power!
-I can't captain! Where at maximum!
Those guys are really party blower. No wonder everybody goes to Google.
Security is not a destination, it is a road.
Actually it will be impossible to predict a precice relase date in the first place! :)
Ballmer "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo, I'll kill them (Google), I'll kill them! (Google)"
I can hear him from here......and I do live in Canada.
...of his own game! That's scary! :)
...facial recognition?
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I buy a new graphic card!
slashdot on THAT! :)
welcome our new startups Overlords!
(Hey, you never know, they might get big!)
If a program is well made, output and input is only a variable.
-CmdrTaco...
-Yes...
-at slash dot dot org
-Two dots?
-Yeah, just like on the website http colum, slash slash slash dot dot org you know...
the first Civilisation?
There was a LOT of information in there when you discovered some new tech.
What? The IMDB was created before Al Gore invented the Internet? *duck*
Do portables have some protection?
;)
-Would you like to execute 99 times this external unknown command that could destroy your portable?
There was an article some time ago about a cell phones that could be infected by other phones. There was a popup every 5 seconds unless the person would say "yes" or walk away. Why are there no threshholds? Why do I have to think about everything in here?
You can buy the $300 million memory! Going once... going ...