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  1. Re:I have no idea... on HAARP Amping It Up · · Score: 0

    Pro PA amps are never class A. But then, you'd know that - if you knew shit.

  2. Re:I have no idea... on HAARP Amping It Up · · Score: 0

    Sounds like "peak music power" to me. Anyone fancy bringing their 1400 watt multimedia sub to my place where I have a 1440 watt pro PA amplifier? When the multimedia speaker goes off like a roman candle it wont be the extra 40 watts that does it, but the extra 1400 watts.

  3. Re:Step #1 on Teach Yourself Unix in 24 Hours · · Score: 0
    I just tried typing

    CaptainFork@linux:~> woman

    and got

    woman: command not found

    Ahh, how true.

  4. Re:Mods? on Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm · · Score: 0

    Is this the kind of "Insight" I can expect on Slashdot from now on?

  5. Re:No Duh on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 0

    Come to the UK and try some of our lukewarm beer. It's better than a slap round the face with a wet fish!

  6. Re:Not even close! on U.S. Scientists Call for a Time Change · · Score: 0

    The problem is that TFA is a BBC article, and hence fully anti-US anyway. Finding out the truth requires effort: both the effort of research and the effort of controlling your predjudices so they don't interfere with your perception of fact. It's not easy and (I fear) something of a lost art.

  7. Re:No Duh on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 0
    1. If you travel outside the US, you will find that no other countries use or have heard of aluminum. (England has something similar called aluminium, which was developed in tandem by Margaret Thatcher's shadow government.)


    In fact, UK researchers invented aluminium as a superior method of transmitting heavy electricity (copper turns an unsightly purple colour when you pass heavy elecricity though it).


    In fact, aluminium is an insulator of heavy electricity, but aluminium cables have a catalytic effect which causes the beer hoses in traditional British pubs to become contuctive to heavy electicity, thereby facilitating transmission of power.


    This is the reason British beer is served at room temperature (and because it tastes nicer that way).

  8. Re:Finally... on Open Source Not That Open? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yes, Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds are much more objective because they have no vested interest at all!

  9. Re:HATE on Microsoft Plans Deliberate Xbox 360 Shortage · · Score: 0
    Not being a politician, I can't proclaim a grand crusade for thousands to get killed in while I sit safe at home.

    But you would if you could.

  10. Re:Anti-spyware Bill on Sony DRM Installs a Rootkit? · · Score: 0
    "It shall be a criminal offsense to install non-application software on any computer when the user has not been reasonably notified in advance and/or agreed to have the modifications made. This bill will be reevaluated for its effect in three years."

    It should apply to any software, not just "non-application software", since applications could have built-in malware functionality.

    The correct model is the "ingredients" box on food (in the UK at least): if food contains cyanide, it must say so in the ingredients box where even a person of moderately below average intelligence can find and understand it. So we're looking at a "what this software will do" box. It should appear on the machine in a GUI-based message box (because that's what most people understand). It should be seperate and distinct from the EULA (which no-one reads). It should indicate the following items and include "confirm"/"cancel" buttons.

    - Network connections: one of "Does not communicate with other computers", "Communicates with other computers when requested by the user", "Communicates with other computers automatically"

    - Uninstallation: "May be un-installed" or "May not be un-installed"

    - Execution: "Runs when requested by the user", "Runs automatically"

    These are inspired by the current story; there are probably others. The point is that this makes it easy for even inexperienced users to make the informed choice. Any comany or individual who installs software on someone's machine without this message box, or puts incorrect details in it can easily be made liable in various ways.

  11. Re:Total REAL Ultimate Robot Power! on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 0

    not as cool as roboninjabots or er ninrobojabots

  12. Re:Another measure of equality? on UK Female Sci-Fi Viewers Now Outnumber Males · · Score: 0
    Your article confuses correlation for causation. That women used to wear women's clothes when they were being discriminated against is a correlation. No causal factor is implied.

    Anyway, women in men's clothes generally look unsexy, which is usually what they're trying to acheive. Men in women's clothes just look silly.

  13. Re:I'm not surprised on UK Female Sci-Fi Viewers Now Outnumber Males · · Score: 0
    I can't believe how carefully you're tip-toeing around the issues of political correctness and the need to avoid appearring like a sad geek!

    Here's what your comment is really saying:

    I went to a sci-fi show and a girl talked to me who wasn't fat and spotty. Now I'm in love.

  14. Re:Journalism has Crashed and Burned on Terabit Fiber (In 2010) · · Score: 0

    I think they do more cut-and-paste than typiing, actually

  15. Re:Hrm... on Today's Fastest Retail LCD · · Score: 0
    -256 6bit color, that's crap.

    ITYM -32, with 6 bits you can't represent anything smaller (assuming 2's complement)

  16. Re:A practical approach to learning on Linux Commands, Editors, & Shell Programming · · Score: 0

    Man pages are fantastic. I love man pages. But reading source is over-rated. The 0.00000000000000000000001% of sources that are well-commented are OK, but mostly you want to be told what the software is supposed to do.

  17. Re:Imagine... on Tux Can Even Milk Cows! · · Score: 0

    ...and can it milk the Gnu Hurd...?

  18. Re:Really? on 419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective · · Score: 0
    I noticed that most of the example given for why life is so bad there is because people are constanltly, er, scamming each other. So the justification for scamming foreigners is that life is bad due to all the local scamming.

    Oh and he didn't stop because he was brave enough to "do the right thing": he stopped because he got scared after his buddy got beaten up.

    These people view the victims of fraud coldly, with the eyes of a hunter stalking its prey. Maybe the victims are dumber than you and me, but they are peaceful, generous folk. And because of this they have a happier life than the scammers, who condemn their own society to be scammer-bites-scammer for generation after generation.

    So who are the dumb ones again?

  19. Re:Except that there are 4 licenses... on Microsoft Reduces Shared Source Licenses · · Score: 0

    Talking of newspeak in software licenses, anyone notice how GPL software is called "free as in freedom not as in beer" and yet GPL software really is free as in beer and certainly doesn't have anything to do with freedom (because it doesn't inter-operate with other licenses and Stallman can change it at will).

  20. Re:This man is a moron on Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You write:

    Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.

    Then:

    What a fucking moron.

    IMO you need to work on your consistency.

  21. Re:What? on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 0

    It's kind of like a nuclear winter. But without the radiation and the endless recriminations about who started it. And the inevitable turf wars between cockroaches.

  22. Well, duh! on Internet Power Struggle Reaching Climax · · Score: -1, Troll
    ...[the US] has even lost the support of the European Union. It stands alone...

    Those damnable Euros won't support anything the US does. The b*****ds!

  23. Re:Wanna bet China reaches the moon before we go b on Another Taikonaut Launch This Week · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yep, well, governments are all the same of course.

    The differences are with the ideologies. But ask yourself this: Do you own your ideology, or does it own you?

    An alien visitor to earth would probably say "take me to your leading meme".

  24. To all those who followed up on Another Taikonaut Launch This Week · · Score: 1
    I apologise for my schoolboy error. I must now commit Slashdot harri-karri by posting flames in order to reduce my karma...

    You guys small of poop and your eyes are too close together (IMHO).

  25. Re:good public motivation on Another Taikonaut Launch This Week · · Score: 1
    Right now it's not funding for funding's sake that's required. We need to debate how space should be used. Why are we going up there? Reseach for ground-based tech? Research into future space tech? Mining space minerals? finding alternative homes for humanity? What?

    Reminds me of when I first learned C++. I thought "I can do anything with this given the time! What to do? Errr...". Perhaps I'm getting old and jaded.