User: heauxmeaux

Insects don't kill dinosaurs...

On: Did Insects Kill the Dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs kill dinosaurs.

I'm sick of all this anti-insect diatribe.

Re:Give me the sales pitch.

On: Cocaine Vaccine In the Works

It breaks down like this...
You know how when you are with that special guy you just picked up at the Man-Hole? You know that burning sensation you get in your junk the next morning?
It's wayyyyy better than that.

EUTells Opera...

On: Opera Tells EU That Microsoft's IE Hurts the Web

No Kill IE!

Re:Quite sensible

On: How PALS Help Secure Nuclear Weapons

There is no way you can classify a people who eat Spotted Dick, Bubble & Squeak and Mushy Peas as 'sensible'

FINALLY!

On: Fedora 8 Released

Just kidding - who gives a shit?

Thankfully someone has realized his talent

On: Joss Whedon Back on TV

Just kidding - this is a nightmare. Kill your TV.

Re:I have an idea..

On: Inside Nvidia's Testing Facilities

This is not a Republican hate forum - please take that kind of talk to angryaboutbeinginthecloset.org

Internal testing doesn't count for much

On: Inside Nvidia's Testing Facilities

I have been nominated to be Grand Marshall in my communities Gay Pride Parade this year. Do I go with the assless chaps and pasties or the full tuck-under drag show?

Technical hurdles...

On: Canonical Chases Deal to Ship Ubuntu Server OS

I have had a large, and very painful erection for the last 12 hours...medical advice?

MS Can buy into my website!

On: Microsoft to Buy 5% of Facebook Valuing at $10bn

It's a gay dating site called DINKLINK.COM
It's poised to take the gay dating world by storm...

FAG in Action

On: GWT in Action

A gay man, some lube and a Mac - is there anything more natural?

The truth about FermiLab

On: Fermilab — Excursions Into Matter, Space and Time

I have no idea what goes on there. I am in desperate need of scientific help as I have had a painful erection for the last 16 hours and I have jerked it raw.

Glaring ommission from the Firehose

On: Introducing the Slashdot Firehose

Fuck You Hippies

Tax me all you want!

On: Canada's Copyright Cops Give Go-Ahead For iPod Tax

Still beats living in the U.S.

Celebrate Diversity

On: The History of Civilization

Go Fuck Yourself!

X-Files 2 - The Search For More Money

On: New X-Files Movie

Can't beleive no one said it yet.
I love David Dutchoven.

I'm too busy getting ready for Pride Week...

On: FBI Data Mining For More Than Just Terrorists

to give a shit about this fuckin garbage!

Re:Walking Research

On: Robot Unravels the Mystery of Walking

That explains the lack of reasearch in the British dental sciences....

Giant Cock Ring

On: Possible Clue On Saturn's Hexagon?

for my Heaxgoknob

NOT so fast....

On: Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star

Turns out it's just Rosie O'Donnell

Fitting MOTD about the iPhone

On: AT&T to Target iPhone to Enterprise

"For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H. L. Mencken
too funny.

Let's all chip in to buy RMS a beardcomb..

On: RMS Explains GPLv3 Draft 3

a little right-guard woudn't hurt either.

Finally! Violent behaviour is the Parents Fault!

On: Kids 'Unaffected By Game Violence' Says Study

Stupid Parents - let TV do the work

Re:I blame

On: Serious Magnet Failure at CERN's New Accelerator

It's John Titor you nutsack. If you are going to make unfunny comments - at least spell them correctly.

http://www.johntitor.com/

DNSSEC spec is flawed

On: New IAB Chair Defends DNSSEC

You can place my balls ever so gently in your mouth.