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  1. Re:First Polanski on Google Airs Super Bowl Ad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buy cafes near the louve on ebay

    Unlikely. It would spelled correctly.

    I love that a post complaining about spelling has such horrible grammar.

  2. Re:Free? on How Many SUSE Subscriptions Can You Get For $240M? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, £ is 'e,' 'g,' and 'G?' and 'e' is both '£' and '€?' I thought English was confusing.

  3. Re:Uh huh. on Has Apple Created the Perfect Board Game Platform? · · Score: 1

    But then you'd need to have a closet or garage to store them.

  4. Re:Too Small on Has Apple Created the Perfect Board Game Platform? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is less than 10 inches perfect?

    That's what she said.

  5. Re:So... on Laser Fusion Passes Major Hurdle · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was Doc Fucking Brown, not only was that speedometer perfect, it was digital.

  6. Re:Death Star? on Laser Fusion Passes Major Hurdle · · Score: 1

    Are we talking originally or special editions?

  7. Re:So... on Laser Fusion Passes Major Hurdle · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just don't take it any faster than 85 miles an hour.

    Unless you want to visit the '80's, the '50's, or the old west.

    It's actually 88 miles per hour.

  8. Apple should let Fujitsu have it... on Fujitsu Readies Lawsuit Over "iPad" Name · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and spin this as a terrible loss, which will unfortunately cause them to come up with a better name.

  9. Re:Screw the RIAA on Judge Lowers Jammie Thomas' Damages to $54,000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hopefully, because what doesn't kill them makes them stronger.

  10. Re:Unearthing? on NASA Mars Rover Opportunity Grinds "Cool" Rock · · Score: 1

    I have tattoos on the backs of my arms that read "Phobos" and "Deimos."

  11. Do you YAHOO!? on Bing Gaining Market Share Faster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently the answer is a resounding "NO."

  12. Re:It's Worse Than You think! on $4,400/Yr. Coders May Work On Dept. of Labor Project · · Score: 4, Funny

    If marijuana is ever legalized, I'm going to ensure I invest in any and all snack food company stocks I can.

  13. Re:GENIUS! on Obama Appointee Sunstein Favors Infiltrating Online Groups · · Score: 1

    the conspiracy theory you whipped up today.

  14. Re:Obviously... on Droid Touchscreen Less Accurate Than iPhone's · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...The Droid is not as good as the iPhone if you are buying it to use as a graphics tablet, but c'mon, who does that?...

    This guy. (Left 15 images... one of them was actually a New Yorker cover.)

  15. Re:Apparently in Minneapolis on A Peek Into Netflix Queues · · Score: 1

    And there are very few people getting movies made for the black audience.

  16. Apparently in Minneapolis on A Peek Into Netflix Queues · · Score: 1

    We love us some gay and lesbian movies.

  17. Re:chimps have 97% of human DNA on Scientists and Lawyers Argue For Open US DNA Database · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, if they want to cut a politician, let them, we all dream of it from time to time.

  18. For Mr. Peanuts' sake... on Air Canada Ordered To Provide Nut-Free Zone · · Score: 1

    ... just serve fucking pretzel twists, that's what the U.S. carriers have been doing.

    Still salty, still thirst inducing.

    And fuck your gluten allergy.

  19. Re:Able to use a phone post earthquake on USGS Develops Twitter-Based Earthquake Detection · · Score: 1

    Even if the phones are jammed up it's possible that SMS texts (to Twitter) can go out because, according to AT&T[PDF] "Text messages often go through faster than wireless voice calls because they require fewer network resources. Most of AT&T's wireless devices are text- messaging capable."

  20. Re:28 days later on Netflix Will Delay Renting New WB Releases · · Score: 3, Funny

    1090p, cause it's like 10 more.

  21. Re:What a great idea! on Netflix Will Delay Renting New WB Releases · · Score: 1
    No they won't.

    Warner Bros. already imposes a 28-day window on $1-a-night kiosk firm Redbox.

  22. Re:priorities on Can Imaging Technologies Save Us From Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    I've thought about this a bit, I'd like to know the amount of drugs the staff must find in the trash receptacles at Centraal Station and Schipol.

  23. Re:Science Fiction? on Avatar Soars Into $1-Billion Territory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't forget the casinos.

  24. Re:What about epoch + 2G? on The Long Shadow of Y2K · · Score: 4, Informative
  25. Re:Contest or Job Posting? on 5th Underhanded C Contest Now Open · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, that challenge would have random 3 hour tarmac waits generated too.