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  1. Re:Obligatory review comment on The Mouse Turns 40 · · Score: 4, Funny

    jesus christ. it's been 40 years and the mouse still ONLY has 2 buttons? wtf?

    It's been 7000 years and the WHEEL still comes in just ONE SHAPE? WTF?

  2. Re:Brilliant! on Evolution of Mona Lisa Via Genetic Programming · · Score: 1

    Also, its damn cool.

    Oh yeah? Let's see how many iterations it needs to get an image of Kevin Bacon!

  3. Re:That sucks on Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No you wouldn't, because you can only have sex so many times in a given day.

    Two words: Coolidge Effect

  4. Re:regardless of legality this is stupid on Amazon Fights Piracy Tool, Creators Call It a Parody · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mainly thats why piracy is unethical, because it relys on you leeching off everyone else.

    That reminds me of Bastiat's "The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else."

    The big difference of course is that you are talking about non-rivalrous goods (copies of works), while Bastiat was referring to scarce, rivalrous goods.

  5. Re:Time for Qs to come back on Google Map To Real Piracy · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the late reply, but here you go: Somali Pirates Thrive After U.S. Helped Oust Their Islamic Foes

    Posted by Bloomberg on Dec 4. Guess /. scooped 'em this time. ;)

  6. Re:Which is bullshit on DMCA Exemptions Desired To Hack iPhones, Remix DVDs · · Score: 1

    Nothing should be different with DRM. DRM is a method by which the companies try to infringe on the CONSUMER'S right to fair-use activities like space-shifting, nothing more. DRM itself should be illegal.

    Agree, except for the last part. Company X should be able DRM all they want, as there will always be Company Y that will not use it. Let the people decide who survives.

  7. Re:How about this on DMCA Exemptions Desired To Hack iPhones, Remix DVDs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but that makes too much sense!

    Not really. Wanting to share reproductions in no way constitutes "criminal intent".

  8. Re:As always.. on Replacing Metal Detectors With Brain Scans · · Score: 1

    If I know I'm nothing but an elevated heartbeat away from being branded a suspected terrorist by airport security, well guess what? I'd probably have an elevated heartbeat.

    Yes, precisely analogous to the "white coat effect". Time to coin "TSA effect" then.

  9. AMC Gremlin on Study Confirms That Cars Have Personalities · · Score: 1

    The AMC Gremlin probably resembles the majority of /.ers--maybe any AMC car for that matter.

  10. Hi, Xiao Hsiang-Yu on Accident Could Lead To Better Digital Cameras · · Score: 3, Funny

    Congrats, but--"Pix, or it didn't happen!"

  11. Re:A little extreme there, don't you think? on Bittorrent To Cause Internet Meltdown · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you took the current ISP business model to any other industry you'd be laughed out of town, yet they get away with it.

    Cough...fractional reserve banking...cough

  12. Re:EVEN MORE OBVIOUS!!! on Diet of Fast Food and Candy May Cause Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    Lung cancer almost certainly existed before smoking, and non-smokers can get it. Does that mean that smoking does not cause lung cancer? Only to complete simpletons.

    Depends on what you mean by "cause". If you mean "if A, then B", then it is quite obvious that smoking does not cause lung cancer.

  13. Re:i like that thought: on New Asimov Movies Coming · · Score: 1

    religious bigotry is akin to a bad film adaptation of a good book

    you win the allegory of the month award

    And you sir, win the malapropism-of-the-month award!

  14. So you work at Microsoft? on Rewriting a Software Product After Quitting a Job? · · Score: 0

    Just ask Ballmer for a bigger budget for your project. Just make sure you have your chair-retardant suit on when you do.

  15. Re:Is this a good idea? on New Nanotech Fabric Never Gets Wet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or as your name suggests it could be used to line the inside of a desert suit a la dune. Collect the moisture and recycle it.

    Forget the water recycling, Muad'Dave just invented a perpetual motion machine! Although the buttered cat may constitute prior art.

  16. Re:Google Chrome on Google Chrome Tops Browser Speed Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Guess I must be the only one here using Chrome."

    Thats because its not released for Linux yet!

    Busted!

  17. Re:Time for Qs to come back on Google Map To Real Piracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would have modded you up just for the neat phrase you invented: got disastrous ;)

    That would be a euphemism for "was destabilized by a US-backed coup"--in this case in 2006.

  18. Re:Better Proposed Names... on Taking a Look at Nexenta's Blend of Solaris and Ubuntu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somnambulent sounds like a good trade mark for sleeping pill. I'm getting somnolent just thinking about it.

    Did you get an urge to walk around while asleep as well?

  19. Re:Define soul. on Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls? · · Score: 1

    Stevie Wonder. Geez, the headline practically gives you the answer. Kurzweil. Wonders. Soul -->

    From Wikipedia: K250 synthesizer
    The company launched the K250 synthesizer in 1984: while rather limited by today's standards and quite expensive, it was considered to be the first really successful attempt to emulate the complex sound of a grand piano. This instrument was inspired by Ray Kurzweil's friendship with musician Stevie Wonder.

  20. Inadvertent reverse pigeon drop on The Neurological Basis of Con Games · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was around the end of the month and I was going from bank to bank (on the same street) in the financial district, making tranfers among various accounts I had. I was dressed in a business suit and was carrying a briefcase.

    After finishing, I sat down at a bus shelter bench (with glass at my back) and my left hand on my briefcase. I hear a knock on the glasss behind me and to the right and turn my head just in time to see a hand pointing at a pile of bills on the sidewalk behind me.

    I look around, and seeing nobody there, I turn around and bend down to reach for the cash, releasing my hold on my briefcase. After collecting the bills, I put my hand back on my briefcase and then I look at it... it had been switched.

    Luckily, my briefcase contained only a pen and some pieces of ID. In exchange I got around 100 bucks and a new briefcase.

    I admit I've been tempted to intentionally replicate this reverse pigeon drop.

  21. rm -rf on How To Build a Web 2.0 Government? · · Score: 1

    done.

  22. Re:let it collapse on 40-Gbps DDoS Attacks Worry Even Tier-1 ISPs · · Score: 2

    But I think you would hear cries of "slavery" so much that the idea has no chance.

    Just call it "Universal Voluntary Public Service" then.

  23. Re:What Rights? on EU Will Not Divulge Microsoft Contracts · · Score: 1

    I'm with MarkvW. Hey, Jean-Jacques, I think you forgot to forward me a copy of that contract so I can read it over and sign it.

  24. Re:I bet... on How 10 Iconic Tech Products Got Their Names · · Score: 1

    Namers then go off on their own and compose massive lists of names.

    So...a bunch of marketing hacks are briefed and then get together in a room and toss around names until one sticks.

    I see it now... big diff there.

  25. Re:Wow work related injury here I come on China Defines Internet Addiction · · Score: 1

    How many people do we know ho complain every day about their

    It's generally a good idea to spell check something before you copy and paste it.

    I've added "ho" to my spell-check dictionary, you insensitive clod!