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  1. Re:hooray, DVD is dead! on If DVD Is Dead, What's Next? · · Score: 0

    So, will my DVD's stop working when it dies? I just got MacGyver season 3!

  2. Re:Ahh, Wikipedia. on Slashback: Wikipedia, Netwosix, GooglePC · · Score: 0

    On the first day, God said: "Object o = new Object();" and it was good!

  3. The Moon Rules! #1 on Scientists Witness Meteor Strike on the Moon · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    On the moon, Slashdot nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks!

  4. Re:Now I'm scared on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 1

    My lead helmet gives me +6 defense to invasive radio signals!

  5. Re:Yes on Should Linux Have a Binary Kernel Driver Layer? · · Score: 1

    Too bad I don't have mod points, because that is the most insightful post I have ever read! I almost feel bad hijacking your topic to mention it.

  6. Re:#16 is Utterly Preposterous! on XBOX 360=Dreamcast 2.0? · · Score: 2

    Mountain Dew wont really shrink your nads, but we all know Dr. Thunder is the best.

  7. Obligatory on Novell to Release 20% of Their Employees? · · Score: 1

    Phase 1: Release Employees
    Phase 2: ???
    Phase 3: Profit

  8. Re:I'll boil it down to two steps. on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    1. Don't put any RED LEDs in robots. With only blue LEDs, they can't flip the evil bit (This is exaustively demonstrated by that Will Smith movie that wasn't based on Isaac Asimov's I, Robot http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343818/ [imdb.com])

    Are you telling me that movie was about robots? I could have sworn it was about sneakers and insurance--stuff like that.

  9. Re:Good test to see if Carbon Units RTFA/RTFS on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am a new robotic overlord you insensitive clod!

  10. Obligatory on UK Female Sci-Fi Viewers Now Outnumber Males · · Score: 1

    I am a small man sitting in a dark corner watching star trek you insensitive clod!

  11. Good Grief on Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth? · · Score: 1

    Let's just completely ignore any research that shows the negative effects of the "Chronic use of marijuana" and make a big deal about one single study that says it can improve learning memory. Sorry hippies, but the party is over.

  12. Re:It can tell when a glass is empty... on Intelligent Coasters Keep Beer Mugs Full · · Score: 1

    half empty

    I think the glas was built too big.

  13. Re:insane on Mini-Microsoft Shakes Things Up · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I say it's high time to say "f u" to the legal language and make it a requirement that all contracts be brief, to the point and in plain language

    The problem with plain language is that it's vague - that's why contracts are long-winded. I could see requiring a definition of all terms that are used in a way that differs substantially from normal parlance. Outside of weird usage, most contracts are just boring.


    I've always believed they should be required to provide a plain language version with the original contract, even if the plain language version isn't legaly binding.

  14. Re:Huge market on WoW Helping or Hurting the Industry? · · Score: 1
    I for one will never pay a monthly subscription for a game. Its like those music services where you get unlimited songs, but only while you pay; you stop paying, you lose everything. It doesn't make much sense to me. At $15 dollars a month and $50 upfront cost, it costs almost 400 dollars to play for 2 years. Is WoW really worth that much?


    I spend more than that on beer every month.
  15. Re:Finally on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    WTF?? How does making two buttons look like one, make this more intuitive? Elegant, maybe; intuitive, no fucking way.

    When will I get mod points? That is as about as insightful as you can get on this topic

  16. Re:Slashdotted on Getting Open Source to the Dialup Masses · · Score: 0

    such a good cause too. :|

  17. Re:Stealing Linux on Stealing the Network: How to Own an Identity · · Score: 3, Funny

    He showed you his linux! Maybe, he wants to be more than friends. ;)

  18. Re:It doesn't matter if they really did it or not on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    I'll buy your rock.

  19. Re:It's for the children! on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those damn terrorists will stop at nothing to rob us of our freedoms. The terrorists came up with the patriot act, right?

  20. Re:Diagramming Sentences on Improving Education? · · Score: 1

    There are easier ways to write a grammatical sentence.

  21. Re:Umm... vision? on Arizona School Won't Use Textbooks · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention eliminating a 25lb book bag. 'Course, upside is a lighter bag, downside is less exercise for the kids. Hmmm....

    These days, kids are fat enough as it is!

  22. Re:How does transparancy improve my productivity? on Windows Longhorn Beta Screenshots · · Score: 1

    I'm puzzled by the whole hoopla of transparancy. Besides being a 'cool feature', how does it help me in becoming more productive?

    Creature comforts don't need to improve your productivity.

  23. Re:Next edition on Old-Fashioned DRM Protects Harry Potter Book · · Score: 1

    People whose eyes have no red cones can wait for the plain paper hardcover edition, just like blind people wait for the spoken edition.

    How would you like it if you lived in a world and you looked up in the sky and all you saw was pizza?

    How about instead, this damn city start following federal law and install talking robotic heads at the top of all stop lights which will inform the colorblind: stop, go, beware.

  24. Simpsons did it! on Google to Release Firefox Toolbar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, I mean Yahoo, Yahoo did it. :P