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  1. Bruce Dickinson's Cowbell Hero on Rock Band Licenses The Beatles · · Score: -1

    He's the cock of the walk baby!!!

  2. Only ONE Game Should Be Showcased on UK Opens National Video Game Archive · · Score: -1

    E.T., along with the map to the secret landfill.

  3. While They Are Busy Figuring Out Their BSOD on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    They starve to death..that's Microsoft's plan.

  4. I'm A Stud In The Virtual World on The Second Coming of Virtual Worlds · · Score: -1

    I have 40 wives and 100 sluts at my disposal..........someone please sleep with me in the real world, I'm tired of being a virgin loser.

  5. And You Just NOW Realized It With The IPhone??? on Why Your Clock Radio Is All Abuzz About iPhones · · Score: -1

    I've had a Palm Treo 650, AT&T 8525, an AT&T Tilt, and an IPhone. All four of these devices caused a distortion when you got them near a set of PC speakers or a clock radio. This is nothing new.

  6. This Just In From BBC on 1000-mph Car Planned · · Score: -1

    ACME Corporation has just scored the exclusive contract to build the 1000mph car.

  7. In Other Afghan News on Afghan Student Gets 20 Years For Blasphemy · · Score: -1

    A goat and a 10-year old boy were deflowered all in the name of Mohammed....ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!

  8. What Do You Expect on TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property · · Score: -1

    When you have a minimum-wage earning porch monkey inspecting your luggage.

  9. I Tested It With Vista on "BlueTrack" Mouse More Advanced Than Laser, Optical · · Score: -1

    So it works fine when using it on shit.

  10. FUCK THE IRS on IRS Rolls Out Risky Tax Processing Systems · · Score: -1

    www.fairtax.org

  11. Re:Quoting Homer on 99.8% of Gamers Don't Care About DRM, Says EA · · Score: -1

    Also quoting Homer: "MMmm.....Donuts....."

  12. Are You Kidding?!?!?! on International Spam Ring Shut Down · · Score: -1, Funny

    I've bought so much C1@lis and cheap Vigara that I'll never have an issue with my er3ct!0n again!!!

  13. What's Really Sad About Blizzcon on Blizzcon Begins, Diablo 3 Wizard Class Unveiled · · Score: -1

    Everyone that walks into Blizzcon a virgin leaves a virgin....how sad.

  14. FIRST!!! on In Response To Restraining Order, Real Networks Pulls RealDVD · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh yes baby...oh yes!!

  15. Wow, A Smelly Hairy Ass Turk Hacks A Message Board on Microsoft Programming Contest Hacked and Defaced · · Score: -1

    Think he can use the money to buy a bar of soap and some deodorant that doesn't smell like a muslim whorehouse?

  16. I've Patented The 25,000 Mile Extension Cord on Plug-in Hybrids May Not Go Mainstream, Toyota Says · · Score: -1

    I'm ready to sue.

  17. Has Billy Mays Started Pitching This Yet? on Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine · · Score: -1

    It's not worth a shit until he's jumping up and down on TV screaming about how he can clean out a gallon of Mad Dog 20/20 and still wake up the next morning without the taste of dog shit in his mouth.

  18. Re:TDS Is An Effing Joke on Telco Sues Municipality For Laying Their Own Fiber · · Score: -1

    No, I FUCK soccer moms...that fucking good enough for you or do you need me to EFFING give you more fucking examples? Stupid fuck.

  19. Why Is This A Troll? on What Modern Games Are DRM-Free? · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is fucking hilarious!!! Stupid niggers with no sense of humor.

  20. TDS Is An Effing Joke on Telco Sues Municipality For Laying Their Own Fiber · · Score: 0

    They prey upon the rural subscribers here in Oklahoma, they charge horrendous rates for telephone service and charge long distance charges that rival what they charged back in the 1980's...you pay out the nose for these idiots...want to piss them off, move to Vonage or Skype. Fuck you TDS.

  21. What's The Point??? on Gigabit Wi-Fi On the Horizon · · Score: 0, Informative

    You're only as fast as your fastest connection, so if you have a gigabit wireless inside your house you will transmit within your home network at gigabit speeds, which is great if you're doing wireless media from one device to another like for an entertainment center accessing a movie collection through wireless. The caveat is once you go outside the home network you're at the mercy of the provider, whether it be DSL, cable, or otherwise, so you can gigabit all day long within your home, once you get outside you're pretty much pounding sand.

  22. Coincidence? on LHC Success! · · Score: -1

    This morning a rather large man in a leather jacket and sunglasses was at my door asking for John Connor...I sent him to my ex wife's house. Maybe it's nothing.

  23. So When Aliens Analyze The DNA on Tabula Rasa Promotion To Send Gamers' DNA to Space · · Score: -1

    They will determine everyone on earth was fat, lazy, lived in their mom's basement, and were all virgins that didn't live past 45.

  24. Slashdot Mods Are Fags on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: -1

    Unless you're sucking commander Taco's hairy wart covered dong you don't get a 5 on every post.

  25. I Got One Last Night on Hit Man Email Scammer Back With a Vengeance · · Score: -1

    It demanded $500 or they would kill my ex-wife. I sent them $1.50 and six feet of rope.