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  1. If You Look Really Hard At Picture 3 on Digitized Apollo Flight Films Available Online · · Score: -1

    You can see Bugs Bunny in the lower right hand corner.

  2. $499-$599 & A Two-Year Contract??? on AT&T Gears Up for the iPhone · · Score: -1

    They will have to come up with a new classification

    I-Idiots.

  3. Viagra, Cialis, Free Delivery on ISPs Starting To Charge for 'Guaranteed' Email Delivery · · Score: -1

    Two times guaranteed now!!!

  4. I Wonder Why It Is Louder Too on Why Music Really Is Getting Louder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and... Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten? Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder? Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Marty DiBergi: I don't know. Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven. Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

  5. Re:The answer is in genesis on Radio Wave on Saturn's Moon Hints at Hidden Ocean · · Score: -1

    Who is Mike Rutherford, Phil Collins, and Tony Banks... I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex...

  6. NASA Successfully Translates Radio Signal on Radio Wave on Saturn's Moon Hints at Hidden Ocean · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Bugs Bunny to Earth..Bugs Bunny to Earth...." "GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEERE!!"

  7. Re:Let's see on Flawed Survey Suggests XP More Secure Than Vista · · Score: -1

    You forgot.. if (x > y) post Vista more secure than XP if (x y) post Vista less secure than XP else post blaming it all on Mac OS or Open Source

  8. Ballmer Cancels Conference Due To Ikea on Microsoft Cancels Major Developers' Conference · · Score: -1

    Refusing to provide chairs on stage for fear of liability issues when they are thrown at the audience.

  9. Re:Stop Downloading Crap Music? on University of Ohio Abandons Students Attacked by RIAA · · Score: 0

    Good Artists? Now there's an oxymoron for the 21st century...right up there with Army Intelligence.

  10. I Clicked On The Video on New Jersey Sues YouTube Over Crash Video · · Score: -1

    And immediately a Jew lawyer showed up at my door... Damn the Internet works fast.

  11. I Apologize For My Delayed Posting on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1

    I was teaching my 12-year old how to play GTA: San Andreas... What's this about Halo 3?

  12. Re:Here We Go on Michigan Man Charged for Using Free WiFi · · Score: -1
  13. As Long As Chickswithdicks.com Is Still Available on Global Internet Censorship On the Rise · · Score: -1

    The world is safe for the moment.

  14. Chuck Norris Killed JFK on Experts Now Say JFK Bullet Analysis Was Wrong · · Score: 1, Funny

    Further analysis of the ballistics and stop-motion digitized frames of the famous Zapruder video clearly show that in the frames immediately before the supposed "bullet" that killed JFK Mr. Norris is seen diving into the view of the camera and stopping Oswald's bullet with his beard before it hit the President.

    Subsequent analysis shows that JFK's head exploded in sheer amazement of Norris' ability to stop the bullet.

  15. Re:zune tie-in on Halo 3 In Stores On September 25th · · Score: -1

    Hey, you never know...the 3 people on the planet who own Zunes might want to tie in to it and share their stuff with each other.

  16. Most Expensive Game EVER on Halo 3 In Stores On September 25th · · Score: -1

    Halo 3 isn't supposed run on XP, you'll have to upgrade to Vista.....

    Cost of Vista upgrade to play Halo - $229 (depending on where you look)
    Cost to upgrade graphics card - $250 - 350
    Cost to upgrade memory - $100
    Cost of Halo 3 - $59

    Total cost to make Halo run on your PC - $700

    Or just buy a 360 for $399 and spend $59 on the game, making the TCO $459....

    That's one hell of an expensive game.

  17. In Mother Russia Technology Blames You For Mistake on Blame Your Mistakes on Technology · · Score: -1

    Da!!

  18. Windows XP Users Are SOL on Halo 3 Beta Impressions · · Score: -1

    Halo 3 will only work on Direct X 10, meaning it will only work on Windows Vista. If you've got 360 you're fine, but for those of us wanting to play Halo 3 on PC it's gonna run us about $359.99 retail... That's one hell of an expensive video game....I hope Master Chief cleans up my house for that price.

  19. FUCK YOU SLASHDOT on Remains of James Doohan Lost in New Mexico · · Score: -1

    SUCK MY COCK. That is all.

  20. Leave It To Those Wacky Germans on Germans Pursuing Kiddie Porn In Second Life · · Score: -1

    Only they can find sexual stimulation from two avatars dry humping each other without genitalia....someone must have gotten their rocks off with Barbie and Neuter Ken back in Kindergarten. "Vee haf vays of making you hump..."

  21. Disney Says I WILL Watch The Ads on Disney Says, You WILL Watch the Ads · · Score: -1

    I say I WILL grab a beer and take a dump until the ads are over.

  22. Again, FUCK YOU SLASHDOT on Security Isn't Just Avoiding Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Rigged fucking rep system fags.

  23. So Instead Of Ballmer Screaming on Security Isn't Just Avoiding Microsoft · · Score: -1

    "Developers developers developers developers"

    We'd hear

    "Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done!"

  24. I'm Going To Write A Comic on Webcomic Author Deemed a Terrorist Threat · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Where I drop a 20-ton safe on Paris Hilton.

    Is that a terroristic threat? Or a mercy killing?

  25. Re:Fuck You Slashdot on Yahoo! Photos to Shut Down · · Score: -1

    Oh, I see now..if you're not a member of the elite 'Clique' who posts here you either get no points or modded down to -1 so your rep is fucked from the get go. Go fuck yourself with an ISA bus card.