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  1. That Reminds Me on Couple Busted For Shining Laser At Helicopter · · Score: -1

    I have some helicopters to lase tonight! Thanks for the reminder!

  2. This Is Almost As Bad As Microsoft on Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Released · · Score: -1

    I've been hearing for the past few years rumor of an operating system that hogs less resources than Vista, boots faster than Vista, plays games better than Vista...all speculation and rumour, but dammit, I sure would like to know when this "XP" will be available for beta testing!!!

  3. Love My Cell Phone! on 2007 Sees Wireless Spending Outstrip Landlines · · Score: -1

    I haven't had a land line since 2002....I determined I was spending roughly $40 a month for phone and $60 a month for cell, and I was using the land line only 10% of the month..so I got rid of the land line and rolled some of the land line cost into the cell for extra minutes and unlimited Internet....haven't looked back since.

  4. XP Is Just Too Confusing!! on The Advantages of Upgrading From Vista To XP · · Score: -1, Funny

    Professional or Home?? Which one to choose?? AAAAGH!!

  5. For Some Odd Reason on NYSE Moves to Linux · · Score: -1

    Microsoft stock plummeted 100 points as soon as Linux took over.

  6. Re:Decoupling IE and Windows... on Opera Tells EU That Microsoft's IE Hurts the Web · · Score: -1

    What is this "ftp", and how do I get to it? Is there an icon for it? Is it in the Start bar? *End sarcasm*

  7. Microsoft Rebrands Windows Vista Labels on Microsoft Re-Brands PlaysForSure · · Score: -1

    New machines will have the label "Might play for sure except every other Monday and months ending in Y".

  8. In Other News on Can Time Slow Down? · · Score: -1

    ACME Corporation reports that its patented anvil parachutes are still operating at a 100% success rate of failure.

  9. So People Who Purchase Windows Vista on Gene Found to Explain Repeated Mistakes · · Score: -1

    Lack this gene so they keep making the same mistake of purchasing an MS OS over and over again? Someone needs to get these people the cure!!

  10. Well, At Least We Know Now on Balancing Robot Can Take a Kicking · · Score: -1

    That the robot isn't a pushover.... BOOM CHING!!!

  11. Geek Squad An Insult To Geeks Everywhere on How Best Buy Tried To Whip The Geek Squad Into Shape · · Score: -1

    Most of these morons couldn't pass the CIW Foundations exam if you gave them the exam open-book.

  12. Korean CSI Overlooked The Obvious on Exploding Cell Phone Battery Kills · · Score: -1

    The broken handrail on the platform 50' above the body and the size 12 boot print in his chest where the phone was.... But the phone COULD have still caused his death.

  13. China Looking For A Deep Crater on China's First Lunar Satellite Sends Back Pictures · · Score: -1

    To jettison its lead painted toys into.

  14. UN Says Tasers Are Torture on UN Says Tasers Are a Form of Torture · · Score: -1

    Like the USA is going to listen to what the UN says about this, Bush hasn't listened to the UN since he took office.

  15. Re:When they discover they're worth $200 on eBay on Intel, Microsoft Despised the XO Laptop · · Score: -1

    Some tool is actually bidding $600 for a laptop that's worth $200... He must have paid full price for Vista Ultimate too thinking it was a great deal. What a fucking idiot.

  16. In Other News, Milli Vanilli Sues Rock Band Game on Guitar Hero Maker Sued - Cover Song Too Awesome · · Score: 1, Funny

    Saying that the in-game character lip syncs "Girl You Know Its True" better than they did.

  17. High Sales Tax, High Real Estate Tax, on Maryland To Tax Custom Programming and Computer Services · · Score: -1

    High real estate prices, horrendous traffic, stupid laws.... Am I talking about Maryland or California here? Glad I left, will NEVER move back.

  18. What? No Vista??? on The Best Of What's New 2007 · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought for sure Windows Vista would top the list of the "Best of 2007".... Where's the justice!?!?!?

  19. Re:Six years is a very long time... on Vista at Risk of Being Bypassed by Businesses · · Score: -1

    Please, tell me when this lynching will occur, I would be honored to pull the trap door lever.

  20. So Long As They Don't Become King Of Cartoons on Microsoft's Plan to Be King of All Media · · Score: -1

    Pee Wee Nooooo!!!

  21. Re:10) My Boss Thinks I can work 24/7 With a Lapto on IT's Love-Hate Relationship With Laptops · · Score: -1

    BOSS: Hey, I'm not going to make it to work today, I'm going to the proctologist to have a laptop removed from my ass!

  22. Yes, I Signed One on Non-Compete Agreement Beyond Term of Employment? · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I left Microsoft I was told that I was not to divulge the secrets of Microsoft Bob or Windows ME until the year 2050. FIRST!

  23. I Hope They Get To Oklahoma City Soon on Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service · · Score: -1

    Paying $59 for 12mb download and 2mb up is highway robbery compared to this... Up yours Cox Communications.

  24. That's Great!!! Now Christopher Reeve Can........ on Skin Stem Cells Used to Mend Spines of Rats · · Score: -1

    Nevermind....

  25. In Japan on Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms · · Score: -1

    All your broken arms are belonging to us.