Claiming they created the dirt and hold the patent for it, and anyone wishing to use the dirt must pay $39.99 a month to obtain it...local charges apply.
So instead of being screamed at and cursed by a 12-year old for handing him his ass in Madden 07, you get to see him spam you with text messages every 5 seconds of
"FUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKU" "YOU SUCK" "I PWN3D YOU" "I AM L33T!!"
Department of Homeland Security is reporting that calls are flooding in from every major city claiming that there are numerous boxes on every intersection in the country equipped with timed blinking red, yellow, and green lights. DHS reports that this may be a signal to Al Qaeda and has ordered SWAT teams from around the country to dismantle and possibly detonate these devices to insure our public safety. DHS recommends wrapping your entire house in saran wrap and duct tape and using kerosene heaters as a heat source, and to stay indoors until this crisis is over.
Dec 3, 2006
Prayed to Allah, nearly got ran over by Rasheed's goat cart again...damn him to hell, he will never learn to go 5 in a 10 zone down in the market!!
Dec 5, 2006
Prayed to Allah, fell down the well fetching water for making bread, was stuck for nearly 3 hours before Ramsi rescued me on the way to the stoning
Dec 7, 2006
I SAW AN ANKLE TODAY!! Allah be praised, it was a sexy ankle too!! It had no hair, and the skin was just a little dry and flaky!! I nearly lost control and crashed my bicycle into a cart full of figs.....I must go and relieve this stirring in my loins!!!
WARNING: Dropping Soap and bending over to pick it up can result in severe bowel obstruction, rectal wall damage, and debilitating anal pain. Please use caution when picking up soap, always scan the area you are picking Soap up in. As always, bend over at your own risk.
We used to go to the moon in my front yard in a cardboard box covered in tin foil, and we never experienced any cosmic radiation or aging effects.
The martians looked strangely like the neighbors golden retrievers, and the moon rocks we took home as samples smelled like dog poop, but it was all in the name of science.
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Pretty soon Yahoo is going to be just a place to troll for fat chicks on Yahoo Personals.....hope that doesn't go away!!
This is the site in question...
Get over it, if students say you suck generally you do.
Claiming they created the dirt and hold the patent for it, and anyone wishing to use the dirt must pay $39.99 a month to obtain it...local charges apply.
Of places Don Imus can look for work.
Frank Oz was not the original choice for the voice of Yoda for Empire, it was Gilbert Gottfried.
I don't think I could endure a four-hour a week show.
Since he discovered Soul Glow in 1985.
They are currently trying to find each other in downtown Seattle to share out the latest Fallout Boy song.... All three of them.
So instead of being screamed at and cursed by a 12-year old for handing him his ass in Madden 07, you get to see him spam you with text messages every 5 seconds of
"FUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKU"
"YOU SUCK"
"I PWN3D YOU"
"I AM L33T!!"
I was worrying that the tree I chainsawed and fell on top of my tree on video was done for nothing.
Allow or Deny?
FUCK YOU.
Terry Tate broke my collarbone. Never again.
This will cut into his oil profits.
Yes, I'm interested in finding out that Brutus wasn't Caesar's killer, but his accomplice Biggus Dickus.
I have a 5,000 square foot home in the side of a mountain, two yachts, and a fleet of Lamborghinis at the ripe old age of 25.
Excuse me, I have to go oil the hinge on the outhouse door.
Won't notice a difference in their connection?
Department of Homeland Security is reporting that calls are flooding in from every major city claiming that there are numerous boxes on every intersection in the country equipped with timed blinking red, yellow, and green lights. DHS reports that this may be a signal to Al Qaeda and has ordered SWAT teams from around the country to dismantle and possibly detonate these devices to insure our public safety. DHS recommends wrapping your entire house in saran wrap and duct tape and using kerosene heaters as a heat source, and to stay indoors until this crisis is over.
Mods can kiss my white ass...it was funny.
Dec 3, 2006 Prayed to Allah, nearly got ran over by Rasheed's goat cart again...damn him to hell, he will never learn to go 5 in a 10 zone down in the market!! Dec 5, 2006 Prayed to Allah, fell down the well fetching water for making bread, was stuck for nearly 3 hours before Ramsi rescued me on the way to the stoning Dec 7, 2006 I SAW AN ANKLE TODAY!! Allah be praised, it was a sexy ankle too!! It had no hair, and the skin was just a little dry and flaky!! I nearly lost control and crashed my bicycle into a cart full of figs.....I must go and relieve this stirring in my loins!!!
WARNING: Dropping Soap and bending over to pick it up can result in severe bowel obstruction, rectal wall damage, and debilitating anal pain. Please use caution when picking up soap, always scan the area you are picking Soap up in. As always, bend over at your own risk.
Microsoft announces it will still continue to patch and support Microsoft BOB due to its overwhelming popularity and stability among home users.
For a 300-pound woman to put "petite" as body type in their profile.
Will be called Mac Vista 1.0
We used to go to the moon in my front yard in a cardboard box covered in tin foil, and we never experienced any cosmic radiation or aging effects. The martians looked strangely like the neighbors golden retrievers, and the moon rocks we took home as samples smelled like dog poop, but it was all in the name of science.