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  1. Even In Space on Computer Virus Aboard the ISS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft can't hear you scream.

  2. So What? on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: -1

    It's a known fact Slashdot mods are a bunch of biased peter puffers, they get their jollies modding up and down posts, and if you're on their "butt buddy" list you get an automatic 5 post on anything you put up.

  3. The Reason Is Simple on US Broadband Won't Catch Up With Japan's For 101 Years · · Score: -1

    The USA sucks. We're more concerned about getting fat than Internet speeds.

  4. It's Not IPhone, It's AT&T on Infineon Chipset May Be Cause of IPhone 3G Issues · · Score: -1

    I drop calls all the time in the middle of downtown, lose my 3G connection downtown, have to constantly reboot the phone. I am not the only one either.....I have other friends on AT&T who will suddenly get disconnected from me or someone else on the same network. It's AT&T and they don't have any answers either.

  5. I Was Going To Be Funny And Put Some COBOL Code In on Why COBOL Could Come Back · · Score: -1

    But I didn't have the space for 3000 lines of code to print out HOLY SHIT.

  6. Re:Government as usual on Navajo Nation Losing Internet Access · · Score: -1

    Oh, I'm sorry, I was 4 in 1973, I was a little bit preoccupied with Sesame Street and Bugs Bunny, I didn't realize the entire alternative fuel project was on my little shoulders at that time you fucking idiot.

  7. Re:Government as usual on Navajo Nation Losing Internet Access · · Score: -1, Insightful

    Yeah, look at Congress..they take the entire month of August off and tell the rest of us struggling with the price of gas to fuck off.

  8. It's Clippy For The Microsoft Auto! on Microsoft Bets Big On Computing For the Car · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi! I see you're trying to turn on the radio! Would you like to tune into a station? Hi! I see you're trying to turn on the AC, would you like me to cool the car down! Hi! I see you're masturbating while driving, would you like me to *CRASH*!!!!!!!

  9. AT&T Signal Strength = LIE on Your Computer and Cell Phone Are Lying To You · · Score: -1

    I've been in the middle of town with full bars and dropped calls, driven 5 miles outside town and dropped calls, been within 1/4 a mile of a cell tower and dropped calls. This has been on numerous cell phones as well. The lies they spread about "fewest dropped calls" is enough to make you want to rig dixie cups across the landscape with fishing wire.

  10. Cox Communications HDTV = Blatent Rip Off on Lack of Bandwidth Oversight Damages HDTV Quality · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Their so-called HD channels are a farce and a joke, only about 10% of the HD channels are in true HD, the rest are fuzzy and are no better quality than what you would get on a standard set. It's a joke what they pass off as HD, and I can't wait until Verizon FIOS gets here to run their lying asses out of Oklahoma City.

  11. I've Got A Video Loop Of Me Using The Computer on Online Colleges Could Spy On Students – By Law · · Score: -1

    I'll just loop that for 3 hours during an exam while my paid exam taker aces it for me in another room.

  12. Ha! I Told You!! on eBay Beats Tiffany In Net Trademark Case · · Score: -1

    Took 20 years but Debbie Gibson has finally won!! Take that mall rat!!

  13. Millions of 40-Year Old Virgins Freak Out on Blizzard Wins Major Lawsuit Against Bot Developers · · Score: -1

    And simultaneously gank each other.

  14. Damn Smokey!! on Yahoo Rejects Another Bid From Microsoft, Icahn · · Score: -1

    You just got knocked the FUCK OUT!!

  15. Re:What a mixed day... on RIAA's SafeNet Caught In a Lie · · Score: -1, Troll

    So you're saying that in a few years the global warming bullshit lie and the oil shortage bullshit lie will be trampled under by the government and we'll have sub-$2 a gallon gas again?
    I'm starting the breath holding in 3, 2, 1....GASP!

  16. Tom Selleck Is on Follow-up On Texas PI Law For PC Techs · · Score: -1

    Dilbert, P.I...

  17. Mind Controlled Monkey Shit Flinger on The Future of Mind Control of Physical Objects · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm staying the hell out of that side of the zoo now.

  18. Dr. Charles Xavier Is Gonna Be PISSED!! on Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head · · Score: -1

    Did anyone ask him about this?

  19. Yeah, I Watched Viacom Vids On Youtube on Finding Fault With Google's Privacy Policy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck you assholes.

  20. Fuck The USA on eBay'er Arrested For Attempting To Sell His Vote · · Score: -1

    You can be a congressman or senator and get your vote bought to keep us from drilling for more domestic oil but you can't get your vote bought as an average citizen. Bin Laden is more American than the fuckning ass clowns running this nation.

  21. Lost Footage Was Yanked By German Government on Lost Footage of "Metropolis" Found · · Score: -1

    Nobody wanted the world to know that German robots enjoyed shitting on each other in the early 1900's so they cut the famous "Robot Scat Scene".

  22. As Usual Ziff Davis Is Silent On This Major Story on Firefox Breaks 8 Million, Gets Into Guinness · · Score: -1, Funny

    Fuck you ZDNet.

  23. Re:Serious flaw on Solar Power From Home Curtains · · Score: -1

    Get back to work fucktard, there's a heart attack waiting for you.

  24. Orbitz Does Open Source And Keeps Your Teeth Clean on Orbitz Open Sources Tools To Manage Large Distributed Applications · · Score: -1

    Fabulous!

  25. Re:25% of the Planet? on Only One Quarter of the Planet To Be Online By 2012 · · Score: -1

    You forget, Aquaman and Sealab 2021 haven't gotten their hookup from Comcast yet..the tech is still asleep in the bathysphere.