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  1. Re:This is not over yet... on Norwegian Lawyers Must Stop Chasing File Sharers · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Pirate-hunters" -- you are speaking of course about their age-old enemies, the ninjas?

  2. Re:This doesn't look good on Revived Microbe May Hold Clues For ET Lifeforms · · Score: 1

    Obviously you haven't seen Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

  3. Re:How is this going to impact the aircraft? on Jet Stream Kites Could Power New York City · · Score: 1

    I see what you mean. But they'd still have to drop at least three lines to the ground -- and likely even more -- so the kite doesn't sway unpredictably.

    This, plus the radius around which there could potentially be falling debris, or severance, leads me to wonder whether this wishful thinking, or something that could seriously be commercialized.

    As a counterpoint, wouldn't it be easier to install turbines in the ocean and harvest tidal forces?

  4. How is this going to impact the aircraft? on Jet Stream Kites Could Power New York City · · Score: 1, Insightful

    New York already has the most congested airways in the country, and possibly in the world. If these kites are at 30,000 feet, and most commercial airplanes fly around 35,000 feet, how are we not going to have a bunch of severed kites everywhere?

    Or is this just "Let's Dream a Dream" Day on Slashdot?

  5. Re:If it's anything like my old Chevy Nova... on Junior-Sized Supernova Discovered By New York Teen · · Score: 1

    Did this kid discover the supernova by recklessly smacking his principal's telescope? Because I think I've seen that before.

  6. Re:Turbo button...yes! on First Beta of Opera 10 Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love Opera's speed. And I can live with the bloated features no one uses like Email and BitTorrent. But the sad fact is, a lot of sites don't work the same in Opera. I remember in particular that the uTorrent web GUI's Javascript didn't work at all.

    And it's a shame that Opera rocks the Acid3, but nobody really cares because most websites aren't coded to standard; they're coded to work in the 96% of people's machines, and 96% of browsers fail at Acid3. Opera's mostly been a victim of a million different cooks in a million different kitchens cooking for a million different people.

  7. Re:...or maybe on The Myth of the Mathematics Gender Gap · · Score: 1

    Women tend to gravitate...

    Men tend to gravitate...

    This is statistically backed up. This is well understood.

    [citation needed]

  8. Re:FINALLY! on Wikipedia Launches a New Mobile Interface, Seeks Help · · Score: 1

    The most frustrating thing about the old mobile site was that it straight-up doesn't display tables. Which makes it tough when you want to, say, look up the songs that appear in Guitar Hero, or want to browse the episode information of a TV show.

    Thank fuck they made this version! Much better!

  9. Re:The problem I had with CSS layout on Styling Web Pages With CSS · · Score: 1

    It's better to use floats than use absolute positioning; it lets you use auto margins, and you'll have a lot more flexibility with your containing content.

  10. Re:Private hotline on Vatican To Build 100 Megawatt Solar Power Plant · · Score: 1

    What do you think it takes to power a private hotline to God ?!

    How much power does it take to run the blow-dryer near your bathtub?

  11. Re:Come again? on Some of the Weirder Ideas From CHI 2009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ball that heats up as you roll over different parts of an image

    There's a joke in there somewhere.

    Hmm... yes... If only the word "ball" were a euphemism for a part of the body that would be aroused by certain types of images.

    And if only computers were known for easily being able to access those types of images.

    And if only this story were to come across a large body of individuals who both possess this part of the body, and who frequently used computers to download arousing images, and have a certain je ne sais quoi for pointing such a collation.

    Mmm... but I guess that could never be.

  12. Re:Same behavior in humans too on Chimpanzees Exchange Meat For Sex · · Score: 1

    I've decided to keep my mouth shut. Kid needs a family no matter what, and we like having him around. He shouldn't be punished for his mom being a dumb slut.

    MY WIFE DID WHAT?!?

    In all seriousness though, maybe pop on the AC next time you need to spill family secrets? :)

  13. Robert E. Lee on Researcher's Death Hampers TCP Flaw Fix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Was it necessary to refer to his colleague as Robert E. Lee? Now we're going to get a ton of "South will rise again" jokes.

  14. Re:Methinks... on Harvard Law's Nesson Says P2P Is "Fair Use" · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I would have to agree. A quick glance at the blog reveals a marijuana category.

    ...Except three of the four articles aren't about marijuana. They're political poems sent into the blog.

    The oldest post does mention marijuana law... in another poem.

    Maybe _this_ is the ??? before "Profit"??

  15. Re:I tried mastering cat. on Interview With the Author of "Mastering Cat" · · Score: 1, Informative

    But I kept on getting scratched...

    Next time try piping to /dev/null.

  16. Re:I'm not worried: I just don't give a fuck. on Please No, Not a Blade Runner Sequel · · Score: 1

    I'd check out Sunshine by Danny Boyle. The plot's pretty tight while still paying surprising attention to scientific detail. The last third of the movie is noticeably weaker than the first two-thirds, but it's still a pretty good effort.

  17. Re:Not news on Every Man Is an Island (of Bacteria) · · Score: 1

    Only seniors and calligraphers use pens that you need to dip into ink. The rest of us use ball points or cartridge driven quills. Quick to use, they are ready at a moment's notice. They are far less messy and less prone to leakage. They have greater "staying power", as there is no need to go back to the well for a refill.

    But a ball point pen runs out and ends up in the trash, whereas a calligraphy pen lasts a long, long, long time.

    Which is why the smart ones hang out at the senior center.

  18. Re:WTF is up with IBM? on Layoffs at Microsoft, Intel, and IBM · · Score: 1

    Try calling the company, telling them about the enormous inconvenience, and ask them to be flexible -- like doing another phone interview, or at worst doing a videoconference. You can gauge your chances based on how flexible they are, or how much they try to convince you to come. You might even convince them to give you some reimbursement.

    If they're inflexible, I'd have to say that you're better off going with someone else, especially if it's only temp work.

  19. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for all of us when I say "whoosh."

  20. Let me be the first to say... on Rick Boucher To Chair House Internet Committee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new sane, Slashdot-answering, fair-use-aware internet overlord.

  21. Re:ReadyNAS on SoHo NAS With Good Network Throughput? · · Score: 1

    You may need to upgrade your firmware. I had problems with pre-4.00 firmware and Firefox 3. Now, we're running 4.01c1-p2 and the web interface runs fine.

  22. Yes, but... on A Third of Mars Could Have Been Underwater · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but what percentage of Mars was covered with buggalo?

  23. Will this help ODF to make inroads? on ODF Toolkit Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Will this help ODF to make inroads in the business world after the successes on the desktops of users at home?"

    Short answer: no.

    Long answer: As long as there are PHBs who think "writing = Microsoft Word," good luck getting rid of DOC.

  24. That's no muon... on New Type of Particle May Have Been Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's no muon, it's a space station!

    I'll show myself out.

  25. Re:Wireless = less secure on D.I.Y. Home Security · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an interview I read about a supposed former burglar. Most thieves, beyond wanting to steal your stuff, want to get out as soon as they can. So one of the best strategies to retain your important stuff is to leave honeypots in your home -- things you can part with, like cash -- and make your real valuables much harder to find. It's much easier to part with $100 than your Action Comics #1.

    Of course, I'm sure good locks help too.