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  1. More than just a computer on Seven-Ounce Linux 'Wrist PC' · · Score: 2, Funny

    I may not speak for everyone, but I certainly would not entertain wearing something on my wrist that weighs nearly half a pound...

    Still, one could always use it as an exercise aid, or as a substitute for 'brass knuckles'

  2. Asteroid! on Toronto to Become One Huge Hotspot · · Score: 1

    Whoa, when I read that headline, I thought someone had discovered an earth-impacting asteroid... Now I find it's just some boring old WiFi setup which will become congested in short order.

    At least an asteroid would melt the winter snows. Wait, perhaps all that RF energy will do the same.

  3. Wuss! on Man Builds 60-foot Tower to Get Highspeed Access · · Score: 3, Funny

    50 foot tower?

    Pah!

    He should'a installed a space elevator in his yard. Advantages: antenna can be positioned at any altitude, communications with access points, police, aliens, etc. rendered easy. Pays for itself from orbital launch fees. Can be covered with tasteful beanstalk for camouflage.

    Aliens? Where's that nanotube hat of mine?

  4. Basic research always suffers on New Budget NASA Space Science Missions · · Score: 1

    Way to go! Kill off the basic research as usual. How far could we have advanced if priorities were got right?

    On the bright side, it still seems to be OK to pay $billions to spray coal with pine resin, though, according to the previous article...

  5. Imagine... on HOWTO, Cook an Egg With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    ...a Beowulf cluster of these,!

    I, for one, worship our egg-cooking cell phone overlords.

    /hungry for scrambled egg and sausages.

    //oops, previously used submit, not preview :-P

  6. Imagine... on HOWTO, Cook an Egg With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    ...a Beowulf cluster of these,/i>!

    I, for one, worship our egg-cooking cell phone overlords. /hungry for scrambled egg and sausages.

  7. But... on Interview with Mark Spencer of Asterisk · · Score: 1

    ...Last time I looked, Marks and Spencer didn't sell Asterix books.

    /a shame.

  8. Re:I already sent my donation in the mail! on Norway to Build Doomsday Seed Bank · · Score: 1

    EWWWWW!!! I hope the package doesn't get squashed in the mail...

  9. Re:*Staple*. *Staple*. *Staple.* on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 1

    Neigh, lad. I cannae give yeh any better than warp 9, it'll fuse the dilithium crystals, the poor bairns.

  10. Re:I have USB white blood cells! on The USB Wristband · · Score: 1

    USB white cells are sooo outdated. The new USB red cells recently announced provide 1000x the capacity and a much faster access time. Plus, they don't transmit so many viruses, although I understand the W32/MALARIA worm can be problematic.

  11. Umbrellas. Lots of them. on India Forms Expert Group on Google Earth Images · · Score: 1

    ...lined with tinfoil, of course.

  12. Re:Probably can be seen from space on Christmas Lights and Google Maps · · Score: 1

    Not any more... only 12 comments and it's slashdotted.

    Maybe the server is a pretty show, instead :-)

  13. In the fall? on Archimedes Death Ray in San Francisco · · Score: 1
    Why did they try this in the fall? Late fall, even! Solar power in summer is much greater. Maybe Archimedes did it during the summer?


    (/disclaimer: not a historian, failed history at school, no idea what time of year Archimedes was supposed to have done this...)

  14. 2007? on Ontario to Match U.S. DST Change · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean we have to wait until 2007 for this paltry half-assed extension of DST?

    Ugh! Government moves real slow, doesn't it? Come the bird flu we are doomed.

    We should adopt Double DST - as done in Europe in WWII. I don't mind geting up in the dark - hey, in the winter it happens whatever the clock says - but having lived in more northern latitudes I have to say that it is a PITA when it gets dark at 3:30 p.m. or so.

    Yes, I know you guys in Alaska get nearly 24h dark in the winter. Sorry! Can't buck nature..

  15. The experience on Yahoo! Mail Superior to Gmail ? · · Score: 1

    How does one provide a "better email experience"? Is this some sort of submliminal orgasmatron?

    Call me a curmudgeon, but what I want out of email is text messages - you know, words, information and such.

    I don't need farking fluff.
    </troll mode>

  16. Re:Return to Earth in 50,000 years? on Send your name to Pluto · · Score: 1

    Earth will be...

  17. Re:I'd rather on Original Lightsaber Goes For 3x Expectations · · Score: 1

    This item would only be of any use if the Princess came with it :-)

  18. unaniumously... on Supreme Court Rules against Grokster · · Score: 1

    ... Unanium is some sort of transuranic element isn't it? :-)

  19. Re:UK Total Cost... on Medical Care Gets Outsourced Too · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law (lives in the UK) recently needed a second hip replacement operation, the first hip having been done in the UK... UK healthcare (NHS) could not do it for 18 months. She went to Belgium and admittedly had to pay for it but got first class treatment, a new hip within 3 months, and less post-operative problems, because she received proper physicotherapy.
    As far as the UK is concerned, I'm not surprised heathcare is getting "outsourced". Why should folks suffer unnecessarily?

  20. Slow Glass? on Replace Your Windows With LCD Panels · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This reminds me very much of the Bob Shaw story Other Days, Other Eyes where someone invents "Slow Glass". This substance slowed down the passage of light through it (a lot) and there evolved a market for panes of Slow Glass that had been sited near a spectacular view, for instance, and were subsequently installed as people's window panes. The lucky recipient thought s/he was looking out the window onto the original scene.
    Given that we don't have Slow Glass readily available, the LCD idea rather appeals...

  21. CRASH!!! on Traffic Control of the Future · · Score: 1
    I hope this system fares better than my Java/Mozilla/FC2 combo - it started the simulation, saw all the cars approaching the junction and....

    ...... CRASH!


    segfaulted :-)

  22. Re:Actually... on For Champagne Bubbles, Smaller Is Better · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's "sparkling wine" which may be white wine which has been carbonated, or fermented in a large vessel - large bubbles, generally is not very nice. Then there's "Methode Champenoise" where the wine gets a secondary fermentation in the bottle just like Champagne does. This stuff is much better, smaller bubbles and rivals the "Champagne" Champagne, at a lower price :-)

    A votre Sante!

  23. Re:I love the bong... on Move Over Mini-ITX, Here Comes The gigaQube · · Score: 1

    There appear to be two giant hamburgers crammed in the compartment above the bong.
    I guess that's for when they get the munchies...

  24. Legal morass on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    Let's hypothesize that I have one of these devices and use it to speed my journey. During that journey I pre-empt a light just before the ambulance that legitimately needs to cross the junction because it is en route to a heart attack victim. Since I got there first, presumably I win the toss (so to speak) and the light goes green for me. I get home 2 minutes early, joy! But, I delay the paramedics and the victim dies. Can the victim's relatives therefore sue me? They certainly should be able to. My device is (a) dangerous (may cause accidents) and (b) unethical. However, I need to be caught, so if these devices become at all popular, expect to see cameras on every intersection. Thank you, whoever is marketing this. You have done us a great favor and increased our personal liberties (not!).

  25. Re:dont some use strobe detectors? on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    Read the FAQ on mirt.com - it clearly states that regular headlight flashing is ineffectual because of the timing involved. Incandescent flashers can't make the frequency or waveforms necessary (see other reply in this thread).