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  1. Re:More books to read on A Good Summer Read? · · Score: 1
    I'm about halfway through New Kind of Science, and to be honest, it's pretty disappointing. Kinda like waiting through the last hour of that Skinamax movie waiting for the cute chick to take her top off - you know the payoff ain't gonna be worth it, but you slog along anyways...

    On the other hand, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is just about the wildest thing I've ever read. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trial '72 is hilarious as well. Just picture Hunter and Nixon side by side at the urinal...

  2. Re:Fantasy? on A Good Summer Read? · · Score: 1

    For something truly fantastic, try Michael Moorcock. The guy almost never disappoints when it comes to truly mind-bending material that will leave a lasting impression...

  3. Re:Ender's Game on A Good Summer Read? · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, attention spans have shrunk over time, thus few have the patience to really soak in LotR. A true shame...

  4. Re:Should Linus be afraid? on SCO Might Sue Linus for Patent Infringement? · · Score: 1

    Then again, "the market" is dominated by major brokerage houses that have lots of lawyers on staff to assist analysts with just these sorts of questions. More often than not, the market is a pretty good leading indicator for how these issues work out.

  5. Re:As I see it... on Asia Running Out Of IP Addresses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then why don't they just try IPv5 as an interim step, so it wouldn't be so scary to take on???

  6. Re:This again? on Asia Running Out Of IP Addresses · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, next thing you know they'll be carping about us running out of fossil fuels...

  7. Re:Did I miss something? on Real Launches Music Download Service · · Score: 1

    No, that was the definition of fair use. The difference re: Kazaa is that you're not trading with a circle of friends, but basically anybody else in the world that also has the software.

  8. Re:Bonzi buddy! on Bonzi Class Action Suit Settled: No Foolin'! · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there was any justice, it would be the developers who got neutered...

  9. Re:Obligitory Simpsons Reference on Shadowbane Servers Hacked, Chaos Ensues · · Score: 1

    That would have been waaaayyy too cool, oh tentacled one...

  10. Re:I just can't get mad about this one... on Shadowbane Servers Hacked, Chaos Ensues · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only proper punishment for such a crime is to have the offenders sit and listen to each player as they describe the characters that were tampered with and the achievements that were lost due to this reckless vandalism. Then again, that might amount to cruel and unusual punishment!

    PLAYER: You see, my elven warrior had just obtained expert skill level with his scimitar, which allowed him to slay the vicious vampire of the valley, after which he stole this awesome magic amulet that lets him see through walls...

    HACKER: aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! no more! no more!

  11. WTF??? on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1

    Contracts are what you use against parties you have relationships with. From a legal standpoint, contracts end up being far stronger than anything you could do with copyrights.


    Wow, that sounds bitter, and thoroughly unprofessional in tone - who the hell wrote this? Is SCO so cash poor that they're having law students write their PR's on this, rather than lawyers?

  12. How sad... on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1

    To see two companies circling the toilet bowl, desperately competing to grab hold of that white stream of paper. Give it up, guys!

  13. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching on Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update · · Score: 1

    But given the small number of incidents like this, the automatic patching scheme probably obtains much better results than relying on manual update...

  14. Gee, nice add-in there... on Buying Computing by the Computon · · Score: 3, Funny

    A spokesman for IBM said it's now offering mainframe Linux hosting customers a "service unit" pricing approach. The pricing is based partly on the cost of the hardware being run by IBM, as well as its IT labor costs. It runs on a free operating system for homosexuals, by homosexuals, competing head to head (pun intended) with Apple's OSX.

    gives a whole new meaning to RTFA!

  15. Re:If only a few people like your game... on Game Originality: Any Left? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that it's so much easier from the business side to stick with the safe hits. The preeminent example of that is the sports area, which is basically a license to crank out "new" titles every year. Cha-ching!

  16. Re:How about on University Sponsored Music Services? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno... if it worked anything like campus bookstores, you'd end up paying $60 for a third-rate crackpipe!

  17. Re:The $ETHNIC military uses an air gap too. on IT at the CIA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    hehehe... mod parent up FUNNY! Whooo... those $EXPLETIVE $PERJORATIVE $ETHNIC's...

  18. Interesting recommendations on IT at the CIA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looking at the recommendations, what seems to pop out is that there is more a need for information organization than new-fangled gee-whiz technotoys. Analyst websites available via intranet, and the ability to search and join together information from various analyst accounts seem to be the major needs.

  19. Re:Ahem ... on Are Standards Groups Stifling Innovation? · · Score: 3, Funny

    looks like you need some tussin for that cough, and be sure to check out the standardized labelling on the bottle while you're at it. Can you imagine if each pharmaceutical company had their own means of presenting information as well?

  20. It's only a matter of time on BitTorrent Blamed for Matrix2 Downloads · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Without a company to go after, it's only a matter of time before the MPAA goes after a few users a la the RIAA over the last couple months. Considering that studios put oodles more money into a major movie release than a music CD, they have plenty more to "lose" from P2P trading...

  21. Contracts aren't for everyone... on Non-Competes Might Mean Loss Of Benefits · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's why I wonder about people who go with contract "employment" over the long term. It's an inherently unstable environment, that can get some decent $$$ in the short term, but over the long term requires tremendous discipline to maintain retirement savings, health insurance, etc. My first piece of advice to this guy would be to get a full-time job with benefits, even if its not a great tech job (if things are so precarious with caring for his daughter). Relative stability is worth something...

  22. Re:This is nothing new on Ballmer Sells Part of his Stake in Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Plus, considering the stock's performance over the last several months, can you blame him for wanting to diversify???

  23. Re:those MIT frat boys on Shocking Clothing · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the reality is that if you walk around campus it only looks like it's 10:1 guys...

  24. Re:Stop Watching TV on ReplayTV May Drop "Commercial Advance" · · Score: 1

    s/Watching TV/reading Slashdot/

    There, now that makes sense!

  25. Re:considered the father of Linux? on Today's SCO News · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, has there ever really been a paternity test? Perhaps he can go on Montel...