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  1. Re: New 3D Graphics Card Features in 2006 on New 3D Graphics Card Features in 2006 · · Score: 0

    I heard of this company from, like, Sweden.
    They're called "BitBoys, Oy!"
    And they're coming out with this cool graphics card that like makes pixels appear on the screen, like really fast.
    And they're develping a new technology that will "render polygons" whatever those are.
    I have a Matrox G400 and I can't wait for this new technology!

  2. Re:Graphics = Icing, Gameplay = Cake on New 3D Graphics Card Features in 2006 · · Score: 0

    "Tastes like shit"
    I know what cake tastes like.
    I think I know what premium cake tastes like.
    But I will have to take your word on what Doom 3 tastes like!

  3. Danger Will Robinson, Danger! on Robot Lawyers Solve Problems · · Score: 0

    Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
    (arms flailing)

  4. Your "ass" should get fired too... on Holography Pioneer Passes Away · · Score: 0

    "in your engineering or science jobs"

    Yet you just said, "Let's not make broad sweeping generalizations"
    Not all geeks and slashdot readers have engineering or science jobs. Some of us clean wind-tunnels and yet others are unemployed!

    So there!

  5. Top-Secret details revealed on Air Force Builds Quiet Mach 6 Wind Tunnel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Turns out it's just Steve Jobs talking into a sound-proof tube at MacWorld.
    They hit 2 birds with one stone!

  6. What's a bug? on When Bugs Aren't Allowed · · Score: 0

    I am a team leader in software development for Microsoft and would someone PLEASE tell me what a "bug" is?
    And why you guys think they're such a BIG DEAL?!?
    Sheesh!
    Are they anything like the "features" we include in every piece of software we ship?

  7. Re:Does this mean that it's also a felony on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 0

    No. Only F5.

  8. Re:ok... on Interview with Ilfak Guilfanov (WMF Patch Hero) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ...Microsoft couldn't release a patch immediately is because they need to make sure their fix doesn't break snything else.

    Don't you mean "make sure their fix DOES break (some)thing else?"

  9. update: Fripp's job to be outsourced on Robert Fripp to Compose Vista's Soundtrack · · Score: 0

    In a recent announcment, MS has stated that Mr. Fripp will be laid off effective immediately.
    In unrelated news, Microsoft has announced that it hire 3,000 new composers in a new 'Windows Media Center' to be built in India.

  10. NOTHERN HEMISPHERE BIAS!!! on Watercooling the XBox 360 · · Score: 0

    You said, It's winter now.
    I hate all of this NOTHERN HEMISPHERE BIAS!!!
    When will it end?!?!
    I live in the southern hemisphere, and it's SUMMER HERE NOW!!!
    But it seems that everyone on slashdot and the 'mainstream' media all act as if the northern hemisphere is all that matters!
    By definition, the southern hemisphere is half of the globe.
    You think you're so cool, just 'cus you have so much landmass...
    Oh yeah, we have more ocean!!!
    Show some consideration...
    -Steven

  11. Could it be... 'NSA Inside'? on 'Intel Inside' No More · · Score: 0

    Actually, I think it will be 'Intel GDLKJTSQ'.
    Since they've moved to the new numbering scheme where they use semi-random digits which have absolutely nothing to do with the processor itself...
    Why shouldn't the logo be equally cryptic and confusing?

    DJJLKT?
    er, right?

  12. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. on Nissan and Microsoft Create Videogame Car · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.
    -HS

  13. Re:DN4eva! on Christmas Shopping For A Gamer · · Score: 0

    Relevant and Funny...
    Bravo!

  14. Re:What's the point? Buy a PS2 on No Modification PSP TV Adapter · · Score: 0

    I think the games are diff'rent, read "incompatible".

    Yeah, it does seem like a lot of work.
    At first, I thought this article was about a "PSP TV Adapter."
    So one could WATCH TV ON THEIR PSP.

    What was I thinking!?!?

  15. Yes, but... on South Korea Introducing Robotic Teachers · · Score: -1, Redundant

    In Korea only old people use Robotic Teachers.

  16. Why so down on bureaucracy and inefficiency? on Implementing the Bureaucratic Black Arts? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Bureaucracy Implements YOU!

  17. Contract Schmontract on Tivo Institutes 1 Year Service Contracts · · Score: 1

    You can take your 1 Year Service Contract and shove it up your ass! I'm watching TiVo!