User: AndyKron

Worth more now

On: Banksy Artwork Self-Destructs At Auction Right After Being Sold For $1.3 Million (cbsnews.com)

Each strip is now worth 1.4 million

TV games?

On: Nintendo Plans New Version of Switch Next Year (wsj.com)

I didn't know Nintendo was still a thing?

I've seen this episode.

On: Ask Slashdot: Why Does Almost Nothing Come With a Proper Printed Manual Anymore?

Old man yells at cloud. Don't waste my time with a shitty little book, link me to the pdf with a searchable TOC

alrighty

On: New Spray-On Coating Can Make Buildings, Cars, and Even Spaceships Cooler (bgr.com)

Between this an solar freakin' roadways the world should just about be saved.

ha ha

On: What Will Happen When Killer Robots Get Hijacked? (marketwatch.com)

There's nothing that can be done and I'll be dead by then so have with this.

makes me tired reading

On: Implanted Device Helps Two People With Paralysis Walk Again (nbcnews.com)

Sounds like a lot of work. I'll wait for the pill to come out.

Will the future be fun?

On: Machine Learning Confronts the Elephant in the Room (quantamagazine.org)

Will the future be fun?

Woohoo!

On: Over 1,100 New Arcade Games Added To the Internet Archive (archive.org)

This removes any reason I had to leave my basement. Woohoo!

medical records?

On: Huge Trove of Employee Records Discovered At Abandoned Toys 'R' Us (hackaday.com)

Why did they have medical records?

do it again

On: MIT's Elegant Schoolbus Algorithm Was No Match For Angry Parents (bostonglobe.com)

What a fucking waste of time. Let's do it again!

you know

On: Massive Undersea Walls Could Stop Glaciers From Melting, Scientists Say (cnn.com)

And make Greenland pay for it!

Fox in hen house

On: Facebook Will Open a 'War Room' Next Week To Monitor Election Interference (theverge.com)

They want to make sure their interference is going smoothly

Fuck Apple

On: Apple Will Judge Call, Email Activity To Assign Users a 'Trust Score' (theinquirer.net)

Isn't that special?

So cool

On: Google Remotely Changed the Settings on a Bunch of Phones Running Android 9 Pie (theverge.com)

Isn't is awesome how Google has complete control over your "property"?

fake-o

On: Man Jailed For Hundreds of Fake TripAdvisor Reviews (tripadvisor.com)

This is a fake comment

Re:TRUMP

On: US Lawmakers Say AI Deepfakes 'Have the Potential To Disrupt Every Facet of Our Society' (theverge.com)

the next congress will line their pockets also

Is it a culture thing?

On: Google Built a Prototype of a Censored Search Engine For China That Links Users' Searches To Their Personal Phone Numbers: The Intercept (theintercept.com)

Does the average Chinese person mind that the government does this? Is it a culture thing?

show me

On: Solid-State Battery Startup Claims Breakthrough For Electric Vehicles (electrek.co)

I'll believe it when I'm flying my quadcopter for an hour

Get real

On: Are Software Developers Really More Valuable To Companies Than Money? (cnbc.com)

My lawn mower does NOT need blue tooth!

why bother?

On: Benin Becomes the Latest African Nation Taxing the Internet; Citizens and Advocates Denounce the Move (qz.com)

I'm sure the officials of what-the-fuck really care who signs Change.org petition.

I miss powwow

On: After Making Skype Convoluted and Difficult To Use, Microsoft is Now Rolling Out Features To Restore Simplicity (thurrott.com)

I miss powwow

Re: Humans Need to Leave Nature the Fuck Alone

On: Google Funds A Starfish-Killing Robot To Save Australia's Great Barrier Reef (abc.net.au)

Why the hell am I reading your comment?

They inject them with Alex Jones Male Enhancher

On: Google Funds A Starfish-Killing Robot To Save Australia's Great Barrier Reef (abc.net.au)

It's about time they did something about those fucking starfish. I never knew there was a problem.

Come get some

On: After 24 Years Doom 2's Last Secret Has Finally Been Discovered (polygon.com)

Fuck. I'm glad that was solved. Duke Nukem Rulz (but not forever)! Come get some!

Maybe?

On: 80-Year-Old Inventor Gil Hyatt Says Patent Office is Waiting For Him To Die (venturebeat.com)

Maybe it's time Gil