User: alxkit

Re:Will 80 mph do?

On: Pentagon Clears Flying-Car Project For Takeoff

will DARPA be interested when it gets to 85mph and travels in time?

Re:shouldn't be legal

On: The Trap Set By the FBI For Half Life 2 Hacker

they're not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrapment/

Re:I've got a unique vein for them...

On: Vein Patterns Could Replace Fingerprints

has already been discounted by Hitachi's scientists

tell this to illiterate bums who will chop off your fingers

cDc

On: Microsoft's "Dead Cow" Patch Was 7 Years In the Making

This is not a bug but a fundamental design flaw.

aka "a feature"

Re:So, where is it?

On: 40 Years Ago, the US Lost a Nuclear Bomb

but do they have LOTS of oil?

Jurassic Park

On: Frozen Mice Cloned

Could we finally see Jurassic Park become a reality

have we learned NOTHING from those movies? this is going to end with a really big animal or a reptile running around a densely populated city. these were Japanese scientists? how appropriate!

Re:A Necessary Addition

On: Inventor Open Sources "TV-B-Gone," and Why

are you serious? have you HEARD those monitors in Wal-Mart? they are cranked up past the pain threshold. and the funny thing - you can't adjust them because, believe me, i tried.

pr0n breath

On: A Linux-Based "Breath Test" For Porn On PCs

0.08 is acceptable, right?

teething problems

On: New Type of Particle May Have Been Found

i, for one, welcome our "long-lived particle" overlords

Re:Cloudy

On: Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow

must... resist... eating... yellow... ice

Re:I'll believe it when I see it.

On: Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance

try ACE hardware or Orchard Supply

copy

On: Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance

the more reasons to keep keys where they belong - in your pockets. you want a copy? fight me for it.

Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this

On: Ted "A Series of Tubes" Stevens Found Guilty

is he going to the type of prison where you have to kick someone's ass or become their bitch?

Re:I was scammed by these guys

On: For 3 Years, Scammers Ran Truckless Trucking Company

is this the plot for GTA 5?

Re:Distilled water is your freind

On: Recovering Moldy Electronics?

jesus, man. i hope they were not the source of fire. do you want history to repeat itself?

Re:Family values facade

On: LittleBigPlanet Delayed Due To Qur'an-Sampling Audio

wait... you're serious.

Re:screw ipv4

On: Millions of Internet Addresses Are Lying Idle

you forgot the salami allergies

faulty onboard computer system

On: Computer Error Caused Qantas Jet Mishap

was it Elbot of Artificial Solutions? then it wasn't faulty - it was just misunderstood.

Re:Fist Prose

On: President Signs Law Creating Copyright Czar

controlled conditions

so, noone is getting shot, right?

Re:How about earth's unusual shapes?

On: Mysteries Swirl Around Cyclones At Saturn's Poles

in soviet russia, Pentagrams shape you

new linux

On: Linux 2.6.27 Out

Opus the Penguin is out. Tux the Penguin is back in.

pictures

On: Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US?

may i suggest a microSD card? unless you're gonna have a full body cavity search - you have nothing to fear.

Re:Friday

On: $700 Billion Bailout Signed Into Law

Friday, 10/03. Drop the zeros. Friday 13...

Re:I know I do

On: Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble?

totally tubular

arXiv

On: Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct

superfluid Helium in the LHC cooling system

last comment ends with #23. safe and sound. safe and sound. satan, is that YOU?!