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  1. Re:the trade off on CA Legislature Torpedoes IT Overtime · · Score: 0

    its an impressive list and all. but are you forgetting something? PORN! or is that a part of "everything the internet allows"?

  2. congress on Congress Endorses Open Source For Military · · Score: 0

    not a second too late...

  3. enw policy on Comcast Outlines New Broadband Policy · · Score: 0

    The new system is set at putting to bed a minor scandal that erupted around the company late last year when it was found that Comcast deliberately limited traffic for certain applications.

    you could get sued for that

  4. err on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 0

    they missed my favorite:

    OUT OF HUNK

  5. Re:In other news... on Saturn's Rings May Be Very Old · · Score: 0

    its always day SOMEWHERE

  6. Re:Murder vs. Littering on US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks · · Score: 0

    choose somewhere with 10,000 littering offences and 1 murder over somewhere with 1000 murders.

    well, you see, you have to kill people to keep your town clean. pros and cons, bro...

  7. Re:UK is full of spineless pussies on YouTube Bans Gun and Knife Videos In the UK · · Score: 0

    its not the video of weapons that scares them. its the fact that stupid people will get stupid ideas.

  8. Naphthalene Found on Naphthalene Found In Outer Space · · Score: 0

    so alies all had arthritis? or was it tendonitis? if they found naphthalene, are there any remnants of burning bushes? cuz that would be totally AWSOME.

  9. LHC on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 0

    must have been those greek hackers, huh?

  10. Re:Let me be the first to say... on City Uses DNA To Sniff Out Dog Poop Offenders · · Score: 0

    the feces patrol, apparently

  11. treaty on Citizens Demand To See Secret ACTA Treaty · · Score: 0

    i got a copy right here...oh, you mean the original?

  12. projector on 3M Launches First Pocket Projector · · Score: 0

    3M sent us one of their first samples of their MPro110 mini projector a few weeks ago (but asked us to keep it on the down-low for a while).

    yup, slash dot is the stealthiest of down-low places to keep a secret. seriously. shhh. i think i hear them coming.

  13. Holodeck on Virtual Reality Cocoon Being Designed · · Score: 0

    lemme guess: we will have it on the market in 5 years, right after the flying cars.

  14. beams on LHC Success! · · Score: 0

    Cern has not yet announced when it plans to carry out the first collisions, but these are expected to happen before the machine shuts down for winter.

    all you need is a few explosions to keep yourself warm in the winter.

  15. Re:In other misrepresentations... on Are 68 Molecules Enough To Understand Diseases? · · Score: 0

    only three of them?! man, i got my ass WHOOPED by the whole Fermi Sea back in school. i barely regained my sanity 5 years later but still have flashbacks. anytime someone says "hydrogen" - i run for cover.

  16. Java, Where To Start? on Java, Where To Start? · · Score: 0

    starbucks, naturally

  17. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 0

    i run a server on 500MHz and been doing it for about 10 years. 64 MB or RAM, too. try to run vista on that.

  18. seinfelt on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 0

    if jerry pugs vista, naturally, cosmo kramer should plug linux.

  19. space... the final frontier on Iran Announces Manned Space Mission Plans · · Score: 0

    shit man, we will have flying cars in about 5 years. all they have to do is buy one and drive it straight up.

  20. Re:Insurance? on How Do I Prevent Lan Party Theft? · · Score: 0

    lets go blow this guy AWAY.

  21. nvidia on Nvidia Rumored To Be Readying X86 Chip Release · · Score: 0

    choices are good. freedom is good. why should they not be allowed to make a processor and see if it can stand a test of time?

  22. fraud on Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud · · Score: 0

    i wonder if anyone would complain if these kids were , say, weightlifters. what then? would full grown men cry that they got beat by little kids? forget it - let them keep the medals. better yet - lower the age limit in olympics. if the kids can do better job then their adult counter parts - they should be given some credit.

  23. pirates on Game Developer Asks To Hear From Pirates · · Score: 0

    Cliff wants to hear specifically from people who have pirated his games

    in other news RIAA wants to hear from all the people who pirated their mp3s

  24. google on Google News Has Russian Army Invading Savannah, GA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google News Has Russian Army Invading Savannah, GA

    so... ummm... russian army works for google?

  25. viruses on Viruses Infected By Viruses · · Score: 0

    will this help in a fight against aids/hiv? c'mon people.