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  1. Re:Ramifications? on NASA's Mars News Is Not Life, But Perchlorate · · Score: 4, Funny

    that or tyler durden been there already

  2. mammories on Software Backs Up Human Memory · · Score: 0

    He's trying to store a lifetime on his laptop.

    considering that he works for microsoft - he's memories are heading for a blue screen of death REAL soon. is that an electronic equivalent of alzheimer's?

  3. midori on Windows Is Dead – Long Live Midori? · · Score: 0

    correct me if i'm wrong - midori means "green" in japanese. and its also a beer. so this new os is underdeveloped and powered by hops? friggin' sweet.

  4. soil problems on Mars Soil Frustrates Phoenix Again · · Score: 0

    vibrator not strong enough? i hear you there, NASA. that's why we're on mars in the first place, i suppose.

  5. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 0

    is it the really, REALLY big red one? you know... the one you're not supposed to push?

  6. Re:He is innocent! on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 0

    or was it Hans Reiser?

  7. variable speed on New Rifle Tech Offers Variable Muzzle Speed · · Score: 0

    no,no,no,no... i can just see some idiot forgetting to change the settings from "kill" to "stun."

    its an accident waiting to happen. if you want to kill people - by all means design to kill. if you want to "control" people - stay the hell away from building something that can accidentally terminate them.

  8. SERVER WARS on The Very Worst Uses of Windows · · Score: 1, Insightful

    After all these years I am willing to admit that Microsoft has won the desktop and server wars.

    i beg to differ...

  9. artificial DNA on First DNA Molecule Constructed from Mostly Synthetic Components · · Score: 0

    and soon after that it became self aware...

  10. Gee, what's in the box? on New Pictures of White Knight Two and SpaceshipTwo · · Score: 0

    well, the box is orange... this leads me to believe it could be a collection of team fortress and halflife games

  11. consistency on Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret · · Score: 0

    what wood is the world's smallest violin made out of?

  12. Re:extinction of zinc? on Supplies of Rare Earth Elements Exhausted By 2017 · · Score: 0
  13. kill switch on The Future Has a Kill Switch · · Score: 0, Insightful

    OnStar will soon include the ability for the police to shut off your engine remotely.

    imagine bad guys getting a hold of this technology. incidents of robbery, kidnapings, murder, rape will sky rocket. best of luck trying to sell a car with this "feature."

  14. internet on Only One Quarter of the Planet To Be Online By 2012 · · Score: -1

    damn it cisco - make more routers!

  15. secret logos on Artist/Astronomer Exhibits Photos Of Spy Satellites · · Score: -1

    The three stars at the top suggest that it is the third such satellite

    no...no..no... the three stars nearly represent the fact that it is being calibrated by the orion's belt. its the inconsistencies like these that make me not want to read ANY books

  16. glass on Bizarre Properties of Glass Allow Creation of "Metallic Glass" · · Score: -1

    'jammed' state of matter -- somewhere between liquid and solid

    i believe the expression you are looking for is `amorphous solid`

  17. Re:dating books on Studies Confirm That Bad Boys Get More Girls · · Score: -1

    I download (pirate) books more than anything

    you bad boy! you must beat chicks off with a stick!

  18. olders record on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: -1

    now THAT was an oldest recorded music:

    http://gprime.net/video.php/techtvoops

  19. Re:So...we found...? on Trio of Super-Earths Discovered · · Score: 4, Funny

    first we have to make sure that oil-producing GE microbes exist there

  20. code on Do Women Write Better Code? · · Score: -1

    from TFA: "heavy lifting" of writing code"

    i laughed so hard - i pooped a little...

  21. Re:plutoids on IAU Classifies Pluto & Eris As "Plutoids" · · Score: -1, Redundant

    nah, it was uranus.

  22. Re:By the way, what's time ? on Study Hints At Time Before Big Bang · · Score: 0

    Time is a component of the measuring system used to sequence events.

  23. i think i just got an aneurysm on Study Hints At Time Before Big Bang · · Score: 0

    everything we see was created as a bubble pinched off from a previously existing universe

  24. Re:Not impressed. on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 0

    they already do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadarm. they are not using it to its full potential though.

    just imagine: flaming poo from the sky coming at you at 3000 mph!

  25. ball moving on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 0

    "In experiments published in the June 7 issue of the journal Science, monkeys were able to move balls around in 3D space on a computer screen just by thinking about it"

    i can move balls around in 3d space just by thinking about stuff, too. don't ask "what" stuff - that's a trade secret. ok, ok.. i'll give you a hint: it rhymes with prom and born.