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Microsoft Worried OEM 'Craplets' Will Harm Vista

elsilver writes "An article at the CBC indicates that Microsoft is worried that the assorted crap most OEM companies load onto a new machine may affect users' opinion of Vista. An unnamed executive is concerned that the user will conclude the instability of the non-MS-certified applications is Vista's fault. Is this a serious concern, or is MS trying to bully OEMs into only including Vista-certified apps? As for the OEMs, one "removed older DVD-writing software they found was incompatible and replaced it with Vista's own software." — do they get points for realizing it was both buggy AND redundant?"

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  1. Craplets? by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always like to call that extra bloat by the name of "Circusware". When I power up a shiny new Dell, I always feel like I'm at a circus where there are all of those different games where you can win a small stuffed animal for the equivalent of $20 or $30 in game tickets.

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    1. Re:Craplets? by BirdDoggy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I give MS a couple more points to the good for adding a delightful new word to my vocabulary.

    2. Re:Craplets? by dr_strang · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Craplets": Best new word this year so far. I respectfully submit this word for inclusion into Webster's Dictionary.

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    3. Re:Craplets? by gmack · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wish. Their listed example "MDG" has a history of preloading whatever they feel like it and then giving AOL your credit card number so they can bill you in three months whether you even use AOL or not. "We don't go into your account sir so we cannnot know if you used it or not"

      I'm not sure whose side I'm on with this one.. on one hand I could see where OEMs would want to preload with useful utilities but on the other hand they often go far beyond that and install outright crap. Even with XP I've gotten a lot of business by showing up at people's houses or offices and uninstalling some strange DVD burning software that was barely tolerable with windows 98 but now it just crashes XP and doesn't work even half way as well as the cd burning wizard that is built into XP.

    4. Re:Craplets? by KUHurdler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree with MS on this one. Now if Microsoft would just stop all the background craplets themselves... we'd have a finely tuned machine.

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    5. Re:Craplets? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's been in the Jagon File for ages..

    6. Re:Craplets? by Azarael · · Score: 1

      I haven't personally bought one, but I get the sense that you're pretty likely to get a all-round steaming pile from MDG anyway. They sell cut-rate hardware and I know of one Ontario University that specifically recommends that their students not buy from them because of the poor support. It doesn't surprise me that they would pull tricks like you describe.

    7. Re:Craplets? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I first heard the term "craplets" applied to Java applets loading on web pages back around 1998 or 1999. I wish I could say I came up with it. I got it from a guy named Dan, a rather charismatic fellow who worked at an ISP with me. Another favorite term I got from him was "muckled" as in "an imcompatable driver muckled itself onto the COM port". I haven't seen him in years. He seems to have dropped out of the online world.

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    8. Re:Craplets? by CantStopDancing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Background craplets? Oh! you mean windows services!

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    9. Re:Craplets? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed on both points. First, just give me an OS, and stop bundling all your own shit with it. But to the GGGP post, it took me 45 minutes to uninstall all the crap that came on my new work Dell (Compuserve still lives??) - and the worst part is they don't even include a Windows install disc with the machine!! All you get is a "restore" disk which restores your computer to its initial crap-loaded state. I hate having 40 tray icons load when I boot - it shouldn't take my brand-spankin new dual core 2GB RAM machine longer to boot than my fresh Windows install on an old P4 512MB machine.

      Can I see all the crap and bloat of OEM-installed apps (all for the Benjamins, of course) tainting a person's view of the OS (and even the "Dell"/other brand?) - abso-freikin-lootly.

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    10. Re:Craplets? by fury88 · · Score: 1

      When I power up a shiny new Dell, I always feel like I'm at a circus...

      Tell me about it... I just got my wife a new Dell laptop for Christmas and I spent hours cleaning that crap off. Now its all unstable and she's pissed off. The profile got hosed or something and everytime the thing hibernates it wakes up all groggy and complaining.

    11. Re:Craplets? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind so much if they were all working apps. I was checking out the HP consumer install and couldn't believe how many were demos, pay-to-use, ads, and 30-day trials. A beginning user would be left thinking that computers were thinly featured and very expensive to use. Uninstalling all the bloat leaves acres of registry entries and files.

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    12. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "do they get points for realizing it was both buggy AND redundant" It is Vista that is buggy and redundant; that's what they need to realize!

    13. Re:Craplets? by hrensgory · · Score: 1

      Regarding Microsoft's claim "older DVD-writing software ... do they get points for realizing it was both buggy AND redundant?" really made me quite angry. And what about Vista's BUGGY DVD-writting software that burns DVD-ROM instead of DVD disks? It really does so. Here is a story http://www.harper.no/valery/PermaLink,guid,8ccd1aa 1-0a9c-4a4c-8774-a9d805ce78e0.aspx about how Vista's CD-burning software literally destroyed DVD-ROM of half-years-old computer. Talking Craplets now???

    14. Re:Craplets? by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      It's been in the Jagon File [catb.org] for ages..

      It seems out of place the way microsoft is using it, I always thought it only applied to java applets. Ahh, I remember the glory days of craplets before flash.....The scrolling starfield of links, reflective water type banners, and other obscene things that populated geocites pages. It was like a precursor to the shithole design of myspace.

    15. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe so, but if I was the word I would start worrying. Microsoft has embraced it and the next step is to extend it. I don't know how they will do that but once they do then the word will be on the road to extinction. Unless, of course, Microsoft have applied for a patent for it.

      Application at the USPTO:
      Application for patent by Microsoft Corporation.
      Craplet: Microsoft Certified Module for the Windows Vista Operating System.

    16. Re:Craplets? by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Everytime I start up a new computer system that is targeted for the consumer market I fully expect to hear "Entrance of the Gladiators" play and the start up sound. (other wise know as "the circus music" or "the clown song")

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrance_of_the_Gladi ators

      http://mama.indstate.edu/users/nizrael/midis/bigto p.mid

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    17. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he's dead.

    18. Re:Craplets? by romland · · Score: 0

      So did someone else think, seeing as they went and registered craplets.com after seeing this article :)

    19. Re:Craplets? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, but notice the wording of the entry: it says "A worthless applet, esp. a Java widget. Last time that I checked "esp." means "especially". So, yes, it was mostly used for what you describe but it doesn't need to be. Any applet that is crap can apply. Ever had a Control Panel Applet that was badly behaved? Like those installed along with Creative Drivers? That are crapplets too, even though they are not written in Java.

    20. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of a sudden MS cares about this? Where were they for the last ten years?

    21. Re:Craplets? by derEikopf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For $10 Dell will include a reinstallation CD. I always get them for my clients and the absolute first step in setting up a new Dell is a reformat/reinstall.

    22. Re:Craplets? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      FWIW my HP Compaq nw9440 "mobile workstation" machine didn't come with a bunch of crap. It had the stuff to support the hardware, norton internet security, and that's it. I removed norton internet security of course, as it is a festering pile of flaming dragon shit, and everything has been pretty much fine since. The lower-grade machine you buy the more shit they put on it because they get money for giving you that pile of crap. On a higher-end machine they don't want to offend you.

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    23. Re:Craplets? by thegnu · · Score: 1

      I ended up with an MDG laptop when I was working on it for a client who stiffed me for several hundred dollars. I can't comment on the craplets, because I ended up reinstalling windows, but it was a steaming pile of crap with a battery that lasted less than 2 minutes.

      And the freaking processor fan never, ever, ever stopped.

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    24. Re:Craplets? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      From inside, I am almost positive the definition of crap goes thus:

      Crap: We did not make it.
      Not Crap: We did make it.

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    25. Re:Craplets? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can I see all the crap and bloat of OEM-installed apps (all for the Benjamins, of course) tainting a person's view of the OS (and even the "Dell"/other brand?) - abso-freikin-lootly.

      OK, lets look at this from a "normal" person's POV.

      "Normal" people buy computers of two types. Macs or PeeCees. Macs come from one manufacturer, with one OS. PeeCees come from various manufacturers with one OS.

      If something goes wrong with their computer, it gets slow, it crashes, or any of that they blame the manufacturer or just accept it. Regardless if its user error, an OS error or hardware error.

      To "normal" people Microsoft is an abstraction where people really don't know what they do or provide aside from the fact that they do something and provide something that has netted them LOTS of money, so if they are rich, then it must be good, whatever it is or does.

      "Normal" people don't know or care about computers that much. I'm a geek, I know that my DVR has a Motorola RISC processor, a 120 Gig harddrive, and some propriatary OS and software installed on it. But even though I know a little more about the inner workings of the thing, I use it as a black box just like everybody else. I smash the buttons on the remote to switch channels, to select recorded material, to set up my favorite channels, etc. Even though I can point out the bugs in the software and hardware in the box, and I know pretty much how it works, I don't address it as a Motorola 6xxx HD DVR. I just say to people I have Cox's digital cable service with Tivo-like abilities. Others reply, wow thats cool. I have DirectTV, or I just have Cox's digital cable, you mean you can skip commercials?

      Now, when people find out I'm a computer guy, they think I know about their computers, and if they run a Windows based PeeCee, I just say I don't use those kinds of computers because I don't. If they ask for advice, I tell them to buy a Mac. I then change the subject to something important like the weather or similar.

    26. Re:Craplets? by AMSRay · · Score: 1

      The last PC I bought had both McAfee and Norton anti-virus software installed from the manufacturer, as well as 10 or 15 more minor nuisances. If you buy almost any major brand PC other than a generic white-box you have to spend an hour or more removing all the useless software they preload on the PC to get their extra few dollars on each sale. Though I'm no longer a fan of Dell PC's since their support tanked, I do applaud their action of giving the buyer a choice to not have the preloaded software.

    27. Re:Craplets? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      That's true of all the OEMs I've dealt with. Even a current Dell "mid size business" box comes with a very clean install (and a handy OEM cd that works on any Dell PC) It's always the poor consumers that get the "special" treatment.

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    28. Re:Craplets? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      We had a lab full of MDGs in high school about 10 years ago.

      I always say that MDG stands for "Monkey-Designed Garbage".

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    29. Re:Craplets? by Cryssen · · Score: 1

      That's why you use the dell de-crapifier....works like a charm, speeds up the process as well.

      http://www.yorkspace.com/pc-de-crapifier/

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    30. Re:Craplets? by Unski · · Score: 1, Troll

      You must be a riot at parties.

    31. Re:Craplets? by bozendoka · · Score: 0

      Way OT, but I have been trying to figure out what that tune is called forever! Finally I can put it on my laptop to play at appropriate moments during meetings. I knew it was worth coming to work today.

      My thanks, sir.

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    32. Re:Craplets? by arootbeer · · Score: 1

      I've always got a copy of Windows XP handy to toss onto any OEM'd machine I get. They come with the sticker on the side for a reason. Remember...the ISOs are free to copy.

    33. Re:Craplets? by vimh42 · · Score: 1

      Circusware is another good name. Shitware is my choice. But people might think I'm refering to the OS and not the 3rd party software.

      It's actually good to hear MS doesn't like the stuff. Personally I'd rather a completely "clean" install. That means only the MS software. I can then add my own 3rd party software that doesn't suck.

    34. Re:Craplets? by smart.id · · Score: 1

      South Park?

      Joozian 2: Oh! Oh, that's it baby! You're getting my jagon hard!
      Joozian 1: Wohh. Yeah, let's party!
      Joozian 2: Yeah, suck my jagon!
      Joozian 1: Yeah! Now you suck on my jagon! Oh yeah!! Stick your finger in my thrusher! Oh yeah, suck it. Suck that jagon!

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    35. Re:Craplets? by gmajoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not only that, but "OEM and the Craplets" may be the best band name I've heard in a while.

    36. Re:Craplets? by PockyBum522 · · Score: 1

      Flaming dragon shit?! Now that would be cool! But alas, I think Norton internet security suite is more like the experience of falling face-first into a cow pie.

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    37. Re:Craplets? by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can call them crapplications?

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    38. Re:Craplets? by Nf1nk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two years ago I bought my wifes new computer from dell business, my gradparents at roughly the same time bought a similar model from dell personal. I bought from the business side because it was about 10% cheaper for the same spec, but the computer was a little uglier. My wifes box came set up for for use with no craplets, no AOL, no MSN, nothing, it was great. It still works great and I haven't had to mess with it. My grandparents box came basicaly pre-pwned with steaming piles of coporate shit all over the screen, it had four differnt isp's software on it and a long list of bizaro apps that didn't work.

      I know that there is no way that I would ever buy from the personal side of Dell again.

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    39. Re:Craplets? by Crizp · · Score: 1

      You will of course need the right ISO... OEM, not from a boxed copy. As stated earlier in the thread.

    40. Re:Craplets? by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      MDG is crap. I made the mistake several years ago of buying a system from them that came preloaded with Windows ME of all things! It's hard to say which was worse, Windows ME or the computer.

      I read the paper almost daily, and there's always a misleading MDG ad in there somewhere. They advertise a 2.8ghz dual core as being a "5.6ghz processor equivalent".

    41. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > First, just give me an OS, and stop bundling all your own shit with it.

      Try Debian GNU/Linux. Minimal install = nothing but base system. Then you add things you like, leaving alone things you don't need. ~16000 software packages to choose from. For free.

      > It shouldn't take my brand-spankin new dual core 2GB RAM machine longer to boot than my fresh Windows install on an old P4 512MB machine.

      Try Gentoo GNU/Linux installed from stage1 + LinuxBIOS [~3 seconds from power on to bootmanager]. It can be faster than anything you have ever seen, even while running on an older machine, also being as eye-candy as Vista. And is Free as in Freedom.

    42. Re:Craplets? by beckerist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, no. Do you really want a trial version of MusicMatch, trial version of Yahoo! Games, trial versions of Anti-Virus, AOL Online links, Earthlink Links, eGames links, a crappy productivity suite (well ok this might not count as it's generally a MS product....), basic trial imaging products from Corel, Quickbooks Demo, Roxio demo, Webroot SpySweeper demo...etc...

      I'm not kidding either: http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx ?c=us&cs=19&l=en&oc=DYCWJS3&s=dhs

    43. Re:Craplets? by beckerist · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and try removing them. Go ahead, do it!

      P.S. if you can figure out how, please let me know.

    44. Re:Craplets? by crimson30 · · Score: 1

      I removed norton internet security of course, as it is a festering pile of flaming dragon shit, and everything has been pretty much fine since.

      Truer words were never spoken.

    45. Re:Craplets? by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      I realize they may not be acceptable to everyone, however... After the initial removal of "extra's" (I believe there is a tool for Dell call the de-crapifier), create an image using Ghost, etc. Keep a copy of Ghostwalker (or whatever) to change SIDs if needed. Then you pretty much have an OEM no-crapplet install. Of course, make sure you have enough licenses first :-D

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    46. Re:Craplets? by lordSaurontheGreat · · Score: 1

      Or you could read a few pages out of the gigantic book "upgrading and repairing pc's" and build your own machine. That's what I did. My machine works just fine. PS: Your sig is sort of dumb. if(terror==peace) GenericHuman.this=null; else { } // do nothing Excuse my Java, but your thinking is a bit flawed IMHO.

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    47. Re:Craplets? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Or you could read a few pages out of the gigantic book "upgrading and repairing pc's" and build your own machine.

      Unless you want a laptop.

      Barring a gigantic influx of cash I would never buy a prebuilt desktop unless it was a refurb. Sometimes that can get you a system dramatically cheaper than you can even build it. But for a laptop, you have no options but to simply buy one.

      PS: Your sig is sort of dumb. if(terror==peace) GenericHuman.this=null; else { } // do nothing Excuse my Java, but your thinking is a bit flawed IMHO.

      Well, let's go offtopic here... First, it's a line from a song and so it doesn't necessarily match reality ideally. However, I do agree on it. See, your mistake is believing that the "War on Terror" is actually about stopping terrorism. It is not. You simply cannot stop terrorism by declaring war on it, nor even by waging "war" on it. War and alternatives to war are what lead to terrorism.

      What do I mean by that? We created Osama Bin Laden in very real ways. His people were trained by the US government. We gave them money to stop the Opium trade, which they did! for about one year. If you look at the graphs (too lazy to google up Afghani opium exports right now) it really worked for about one year. Of course, the same money paid for flight schools and such and directly supported 9/11.

      We were interested in supporting OBL because of our other political goals - which are financially motivated. I won't go into the whole sad story, because you can look it up. But suffice to say that the situation would not be possible without a certain level of tension. The "War on Terror" is specifically designed to cause further conflict because that raises money. Halliburton was found to be the only company ready to go into the middle east and rebuild under some bullshit standards crafted by the US government. You might call me paranoid but I think it would be incredibly naive to believe anything other than that they were notified ahead of time as to what they would need to be ready, or that the specifications were crafted specifically to favor them.

      Now, you can make money during either wartime or peacetime, but there's simply more money to be made from conflict. Edge conditions are where the greatest energy differentials exist and thus where the action is.

      If we were serious about ending terrorism, we'd stop killing people in third world countries (or helping others to kill them) in order to preserve our financial institutions.

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    48. Re:Craplets? by Flwyd · · Score: 1

      Fascinating.

      My MacMini came preloaded with a bunch of things I didn't need (MS Office demo, Apple Pages demo, iWeb) and a bunch of things I did need (iTunes, Mail, Dashboard widgets). I removed the things I didn't need by clicking on them in the Applications folder and hitting Apple-Delete. When I went to burn a CD it didn't seem to run any special software. When I restarted a few days later it didn't boot any faster.

      My install disc even came with a top notch integrated development environment and GUI builder.

      It's amazing what good system design and vertical integration can do.

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    49. Re:Craplets? by lordSaurontheGreat · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about a war of guns and missiles?

      I'm talking about an ideological war. It destroys the intullectual peace to just have the dang war, and it rapes the peace to leave the terrorism there. Their terrorism is Islamic Fascists - trying to make the rest of the world convert to Islam. It's in their Fatwas. They're committed to FORCING their way of thinking upon others. They've already waged war against my way of thinking. Whether I recognize it or not, there is a war. Will I fight for what I beleive?

      It's fine to have differing opinions, but when they become destructive it is a crime against humanity.

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    50. Re:Craplets? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Dan, is that you?

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    51. Re:Craplets? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Their terrorism is Islamic Fascists - trying to make the rest of the world convert to Islam. It's in their Fatwas. They're committed to FORCING their way of thinking upon others. They've already waged war against my way of thinking. Whether I recognize it or not, there is a war. Will I fight for what I beleive?

      Those Islamic fascists were stirred up by the first world's economically-motivated rape of the third world. Those people would have languished eternally with little support from the average person if we and other so-called world powers weren't constantly running around fucking people over in the name of profit. They've waged war on YOUR way of thinking? Why not try asking them how many of their civilians we've killed while cleaning up the messes we've made? We've literally waged war on their populations simply to make some cash. If you look at the history of US military conflicts, the overwhelming majority of the early battles were solely financially motivated. There's even a couple examples of us sending our navies down to bombard towns in central america (IIRC - don't think it was south america but I could be wrong) in order to force them to sell fruit to the united fruit conglomerates.

      The simple fact is that we have created these terrorists in much the same way Al Gore "created" the internet. Sure, they were around before we got involved. But they weren't terrorists then. They didn't have to be. That was before we started bombing their civilians, basically doing all the things we're upset at them for. The difference is that since they have been fucked over for so long, they can't afford to actually wage a war with us, so they have to steal planes and crash them into things.

      If we hadn't been around there fucking the whole situation up, mostly for oil but also for random assorted bullshit including the so-called "WAR ON DRUGS" (which I hope we all know by now is a complete farce that is solely for-profit - and which was the vehicle for funneling cash to Osama Bin Laden in the name of preventing Afghani opium exports) then it seems very unlikely that so many people would be trying to blow up our citizens today.

      WE are the murderers. They're just participating in a sort of eye-for-an-eye thing. And they're STILL far, far behind.

      If you want more evidence that the federal government gives not one fuck about protecting you from anything, consider that they made a huge, gigantic deal out of 9/11 but they did everything they could to forget about the disaster in New Orleans, mismanaged the entire affair horribly, and basically neglected the people who lived in the area... unless they had money. They don't want to protect you. They don't care if you live so long as GNP is not affected. In fact, the more people die, the more fervor they can whip up and the more rights they can take away in the name of protecting your freedom.

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    52. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to have a term for it when OEM's "squirt craplets" on my computer.

    53. Re:Craplets? by Zonnald · · Score: 1
      Why not use the windows build in de-crapifier?
      It's called MSCONFIG.

      You load it from the Run icon in the start menu. It doesn't cost $20 to donate.
      This is the Microsoft System Configuration utility.

    54. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consider that they made a huge, gigantic deal out of 9/11 but they did everything they could to forget about the disaster in New Orleans, mismanaged the entire affair horribly, and basically neglected the people who lived in the area... unless they had money. They don't want to protect you. They don't care if you live so long as GNP is not affected. They made a huge, gigantic deal out of both of them. Tens of thousands of soldiers, and tens of billions of dollars were spent in federal disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. That is neglection? Yes, it was botched in many ways, but so have been many aspects of the 9/11 response.

      You seem to indicate that they care more about money than people, but you contradict yourself when you mention them focusing more on the 9/11 attacks than Katrina. 9/11 had more fatalities, but cost less.
    55. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Their terrorism is Islamic Fascists - trying to make the rest of the world convert to Islam.

      Which of course is in direct opposition to all those Christian groups trying to convert the world to their form of Christianity. Why is it the Christians only feel the former is wrong but not the latter?

    56. Re:Craplets? by Tsagadai · · Score: 1

      Any talk of an ideological war is a load of mur. A war of ideas isn't a war its doublespeak for cloak and dagger tactics. "Islamic Fascists" you say? You don't seem to know what the meaning of fascism is by the way you throw that term around. Also if you actually read or listen to anything terrorists say you would see they are actually trying to destroy the west and retake israel which is somewhat different to "forcing the world to convert to Islam". Also if your interested in crimes against humanity why don't you have a look at colonialism which is where most of this still stems from. You need to fuck up pretty bad for people to hate your nation for things you did 200+ years ago.

    57. Re:Craplets? by Centurix · · Score: 1

      Damn, now I'll have to change the name of my emo-ska band.

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    58. Re:Craplets? by Cryssen · · Score: 1

      You don't have to donate to download the file, he would just appreciate it. Yes you CAN use MSConfig, but you could also use one utility that's pretty well built to take care of it all in one fell swoop.

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    59. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sarcastic slashdot troll? You must be a devil with the ladies!

    60. Re:Craplets? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Fdisk, format, reinstall, doo-dah doo-dah

      Of course, the laptop won't come with an OS disk, only a partition that will reinstall all the craplets too, so make sure to bring your own OS.

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    61. Re:Craplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! As usual, it is Microsoft yet again getting credit for innovation or inventiveness when they've not created anything. "Crapplet" has been around quite a long time. I used it about 5 years ago to refer to various java chat irc clients on websites like nininchnails.net, plastic.com and fark.com. So, if Microsoft gets credit for this one, I am suing their asses.

    62. Re:Craplets? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even Apple is in on the game. I don't want Office's demo. I'll use NeoOffice, or download an eval, but I don't need it preinstalled.

      Off-topic, but check out AppZapper for true OSX uninstallation. Brilliant.

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    63. Re:Craplets? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Just for comparison, a few months ago I cleaned up a brand new HP store-bought system (P4-3GHz/512mb RAM) ... I removed 6 GIGS worth of partner crap (all useless), plus Norton. Suddenly it ran like a P4, instead of like an overwhelmed 386.

      As it came from the store, the poor thing took as long as 20 seconds to draw a dialog box, and as long as FOUR MINUTES to acknowledge a mouse click. No, I'm not exaggerating. Once I realized it wasn't hung, I timed it.

      In light of that, gotta wonder how many such machines the inexperienced user thinks have crashed, but in fact are just struggling with OEM crapware (and Norton). Even an assload of spyware doesn't slow things down THAT much.

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    64. Re:Craplets? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      where did you get that? My lil bro in Denver taught me that many years ago, it's one of my favorite phrases.

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  2. It IS Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's the operating system's fault if an installed program causes system instabilities.

    1. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS isn't claiming that the OS will be unstable. They're saying poorly written apps will crash and the users will blame that on Vista, not the poorly written apps.

      It's a legit concern... although I'd say that's part of rolling out any new piece of software that other software is dependent on, so they just need to deal with it.

    2. Re:It IS Vista's fault by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      thats rubbish. i can write a program what would crash ANY OS if it was preloaded on there. i agree with the poster, MS does have it tough in these respects, that much of what oem's preload is bullshit that slows down the system.

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    3. Re:It IS Vista's fault by aussie_a · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Theoretically its a legit concern. In reality I think they were brainstorming on ways to try stop OEMs from installing third party software and stumbled across this little treasure.

    4. Re:It IS Vista's fault by madcow_bg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, but the stupid users (and the not-so-stupid) will think it is.

      We must note that for 10 years straight MS has been targeting their product to the uneducated majority (I mean not computer educated). They have been able to bear the fruits of that stupidity (as in not-wanting-to-switch, afraid-of-thinking, that kind of things) for so many years.

      Now when the tables are turned, and the stupidity is against them (negative PR because of 'craplets'), they don't want it. Sorry, but you can't have the cake and eat it at the same time.

    5. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Ingolfke · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're probably right. Balmer called up the Division of Blameshifting and Excuse Development.

    6. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      thats rubbish. i can write a program what would crash ANY OS if it was preloaded on there.

      Probably not if you only run it with user privileges on a well-secured Unix box. Which would be the point.

    7. Re:It IS Vista's fault by zobi · · Score: 1
      > It's the operating system's fault if an installed program causes system instabilities.

      This statement is true. But the article is not about that.

      MS is worried that a non-certified buggy software, bundled with VISTA, will affect the credibility of the OS in the eyes of the user.

    8. Re:It IS Vista's fault by giorgiofr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      fork bomb + autorun = bad experience on ANY platform

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    9. Re:It IS Vista's fault by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1

      This is also a CYA move by MS I think in that they are bascially saying we have these partners and we have made deals with them to include our OS with their computers, however, those computers might come with preinstalled crapware that makes us look bad because once you run a lot of programs our OS bogs down and can't handle it because these machines also only come with 512MB of RAM and this new OS we created needs at least 1.5GB just to be stable.

    10. Re:It IS Vista's fault by timmarhy · · Score: 0

      define "well secured" if you removed all functionality from the system then maybe, but desktops need the functionality i'd use to crash it eg. scripting languages like JS.

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    11. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      at what privilege?

    12. Re:It IS Vista's fault by MartinG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ulimit -u

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    13. Re:It IS Vista's fault by carpeweb · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can have the cake and eat it at the same time if you pre-blame others for anything that might (and probably will) go wrong in the future. I think this is just a preemptive PR strike by a company that has always been savvier about marketing than about technology, because that's where the money is.

    14. Re:It IS Vista's fault by John+Betonschaar · · Score: 1

      define "well secured" if you removed all functionality from the system then maybe, but desktops need the functionality i'd use to crash it eg. scripting languages like JS.

      Excuse me? Could you be so kind to explain how you would crash my machine using JavaScript??? That is, given the knowledge I will shoot the process down manually before it runs for >2 days and both my RAM and virtual memory are exhausted?

    15. Re:It IS Vista's fault by dave420 · · Score: 0, Troll

      No. Not at all. But thanks for trying to take part in the conversation.

    16. Re:It IS Vista's fault by somersault · · Score: 1

      Presumably a well designed OS would separate processes from each other, not letting an application write outside its own memory space, and therefore only letting an application or script screw itself up, and not affect the rest of the system. The worst you could do on a system with properly managed privileges would be to delete the current user's data but leave the system intact.

      Though obviously that's just theoretically the way things should be, not generally how they end up working in practice. I've never tried to purposely crash any system, though I used to regularly do things such as infinite loops and messed up memory allocations in the past while messing about making bots (as in the artificial player kind, not hacker kind) for CS, causing the whole of Windows to become unstable. Usually Windows wouldn't even render anymore until I logged off by using the windows key then tapping up twice and return twice! Saved having to do a reboot sometimes. Aaaaanyway getting a bit o/t. But even on a system that people use everyday, it should be possible to secure the memory that applications use, and require higher priveleges to damage core system functions, etc etc

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    17. Re:It IS Vista's fault by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      ulimit isn't set by default. You wouldn't have time to run it the first time before the forkbomb activated. That's a little trick I call "logic".

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    18. Re:It IS Vista's fault by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Actually, the proper term is "You can't eat your cake and have it, too."

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    19. Re:It IS Vista's fault by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Your link returns "There are no dictionary entries for pre blame, but pre, blame are spelled correctly."

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    20. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      fork bomb + autorun = bad experience on ANY platform

      I said a WELL SECURED Unix box, which should most certainly have a cap on forks. If you're a Unix admin and you have unlimited forks enabled you get what you get.

      Not to mention which, we're talking about an application, not a deliberate attempt to hack the system.

    21. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ulimit isn't set by default.


      It is if you're not stupid.
    22. Re:It IS Vista's fault by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      On every BSD system I've used, there is a per-user process limit that is lower than the total process limit. This means that a fork bomb will only affect the user who runs it. Someone with root privileges can still log in and run pkill/killall.

      Actually, this is a real problem on OS X. A load of sysctls haven't been tweaked since the NeXT days, and the default limit is 100 processes per uid. If you've got a few terminals open then it's very easy to hit this limit, and once you do it's pretty much impossible to do anything unless you can ssh in as another user (I miss virtual terminals on OS X). Mind you, it's much easier to kill OS X by simply allocating a load of memory a page at a time. Hopefully Leopard will include a less broken VM subsystem, but I'm not holding my breath.

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    23. Re:It IS Vista's fault by arevos · · Score: 1

      fork bomb + autorun = bad experience on ANY platform You can limit the amount of child processes a process can spawn on most Unix-like operating systems. Presumably, security conscious Linux or BSD distributions will limit this by default. Also, I believe it's only Windows that automatically executes applications on CDs and DVDs without first prompting the user.
    24. Re:It IS Vista's fault by temojen · · Score: 1

      VMS has a per-login process limit somewhere around 5.

    25. Re:It IS Vista's fault by afidel · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. There is a Linux module to limit max forks per second. There are also patches to the Out Of Memory task killer to make it walk the process tree and attempt to kill the oldest ancestor of the nuisance process. There are ways, even in a single user scenario, to limit the damage of things like fork bombs and other resource depleters.

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    26. Re:It IS Vista's fault by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the n00bs (I'm not trying to be overly derogatory) in the introductory OS class. Fork bombed the sh*t out of all the department servers ;)

    27. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      AND more quotas (including CPU time and memory) than you can shake a stick at. There's a lot I don't miss about VMS, but it certainly did some things right.

    28. Re:It IS Vista's fault by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a legit concern, but it's really a problem of their own making. Microsoft has made it's business out of the idea of splitting the system integrator from the OS developer, and now they're whining that they don't have complete control over the system integration. Well boo hoo. Some of the problem is that OEMs are trying to differentiate themselves with these "craplets" because of the fact that pretty much every other OEM is selling the same exact OS.

      Sometimes, OEMs are installing this extra software because Microsoft has done such a crappy job of building in the necessary functionality. They focus on forcing everyone to use the same media player, but then neglect to include DVD playback. They include CD burning, but don't provide the functionality to create/burn ISO images. Therefore, in order to have a functional computer, you suddenly need extra crapware to fill in the gaps, where Microsoft didn't see a market that they could exploit. And of course the programs that fill in the gaps are crappy-- no decent company would invest a lot of money in developing solutions for these little gaps, given that Microsoft might very well decide they want that market, and it'd be trivial for Microsoft to drive them out.

      Ultimately, Microsoft created this situation with their own business practices. *Maybe* I'll start feeling sorry for them when people stop believing that Firefox is "broken" because web developers still write crappy IE-only sites. Until then, screw'um.

    29. Re:It IS Vista's fault by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 1

      Hell no - it's the OEM.

      Case in point, I reviewed the Dell Dimension XPS 400 for HardOCP. It had a ton of "craplets" on it - and they caused unbelievably slow performance, and they often prevented other apps (such as Sims2 and Quake4) from running, but the OS never went down hard.

      I can see how Microsoft can be concerned - I bet you Intel is too - as at the time, Dell's practices (which have since changed) made their processors look slow - when it was really the craplets. (At the time, Dell was only using Intel, but AMD was the choice of boutiques and the home builder.)

      At the end, though, if an OEM puts a program on a computer and it is not at the customer's bequest, then the OEM has to take responsibility for testing to make sure that the system shipping is stable and functional.

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    30. Re:It IS Vista's fault by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      Ted, is that you? They let you have a computer?

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    31. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's different from Windows XP, 2000, 95, 3.1, ... how, exactly?

      Microsoft is learning a painful lesson: when you wait 5+ years between releases, it has to be the all-singing-all-dancing release. If, OTOH, you make steady consistent improvements (like Linux, or Mac OS X), people won't blame you for everything that goes wrong. I thought we all learned this years ago; heck, even Debian has learned it.

      This world would be a heckuvalot more pleasant for computer scientists if the company with a monopoly on everything related to computers knew the first thing about writing software. *honk, honk* Hey fucktards, if you're going to drive 55, get out of the goddamn left lane.

    32. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      So is the OEM supposed to secure these systems for the user prior to sale? How do the OEMs make sure the crappy code they load on isn't ever run with elevated rights?

    33. Re:It IS Vista's fault by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Well, I was trying to give an example of a runaway application and a fork bomb was just the first thing that came to my mind. Probably not the best example, but again we're talking about out of the box experiences, not well secured boxes. I suppose you'll concede that badly configured apps can ruin a user's experience, e.g. if they keep crashing.

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    34. Re:It IS Vista's fault by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's why I pointed it out as a "bad" experience, not a ZOMGWEREALLGONNADIE experience :)

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    35. Re:It IS Vista's fault by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      I was talking about general autorun mechanisms such as Windows' start menu or KDE's equivalent feature, or shell rc files.

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    36. Re:It IS Vista's fault by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      or KDE's equivalent feature,

      KDE has autorun? Do you mean the actions available under the "Peripherals -> Storage Media" item in Control Center? If so, then you must have a different KDE than me: all the actions listed in my menu are for media playback, media encoding, and opening in Konqueror. There is no action for executing code unless I add it myself. BTW this is Debian testing.

      or shell rc files.

      Could you elaborate? My first thought is that you mean the .login/.bashrc/.profile/etc files, but if those are set to fork-bomb then the user was already compromised before they logged in.

    37. Re:It IS Vista's fault by jZnat · · Score: 1

      That phrase makes a lot more sense than the inverse of that. Thanks for clearing that up. (seriously)

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    38. Re:It IS Vista's fault by thebigo195 · · Score: 2, Informative

      in /etc/security/limits.conf

      @users soft nproc 100
      @users hard nproc 150

      no more fork bomb.

    39. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Well, I was trying to give an example of a runaway application and a fork bomb was just the first thing that came to my mind. Probably not the best example, but again we're talking about out of the box experiences, not well secured boxes. I suppose you'll concede that badly configured apps can ruin a user's experience, e.g. if they keep crashing.

      No OS can make your program not suck, and this is not the OS's fault. There is no uniform "out of the box" experience for unix, and I believe for many linux distributions these days unlimited forking is disabled by default anyway.

      Point is, this is why there is a good separation between the userland and kernel in Unix, as well as a good separation between privileged and non-privileged access. Both are sources of many weaknesses in Windows.

    40. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      KDE has autorun? Do you mean the actions available under the "Peripherals -> Storage Media" item in Control Center? If so, then you must have a different KDE than me: all the actions listed in my menu are for media playback, media encoding, and opening in Konqueror. There is no action for executing code unless I add it myself.

      See ~/.kde/Autostart and Google.

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    41. Re:It IS Vista's fault by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Duh, I meant that feature of KDE that is equivalent to the autorun folder in Windows' start menu. And the user does not need to be compromised - have you never written a buggy script or something that went berserk on your system? Crappy utilities are usually very buggy - *if* they existed for Linux they'd be a problem there, too.
      PP was saying that a secure box will shield a user from ill-behaved software; a fork bomb was just the first thing that came to my mind. Just imagine a defective X that keeps crashing instead.

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    42. Re:It IS Vista's fault by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      That, and it also makes the computer a lot slower having to load all that crap before the system is usable.

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    43. Re:It IS Vista's fault by arevos · · Score: 1

      I was talking about general autorun mechanisms such as Windows' start menu or KDE's equivalent feature, or shell rc files.

      Are you talking about start-up scripts? I guess you could write a program that put a fork bomb in the users' startup folder when executed, just as you could write a program that deleted everything in the user's home directory. On most modern operating systems, you should be very careful when executing an unknown file.

      It doesn't necessarily have to be that way, though. There are a number of tools available for OSes like Linux and BSD that give very fine grained control over the permissions of executed files. You could set up a policy using something like Systrace that would limit a process to a single directory and a small slice of processing time and memory. Indeed, you could be even more clever, and make it virtually impossible for even the most insidious of executables from doing any damage when run.

      However, most Linux and BSD systems are designed to work entirely from signed and validated software packages provided by the distributor, so little benefit would be gained from such a system. Windows would benefit the most from this sort of thing, but I can't see Microsoft implementing it any time soon.

    44. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      MS is worried that a non-certified buggy software, bundled with VISTA, will affect the credibility of the OS in the eyes of the user.

      Or maybe Microsoft is afraid that OEM's might bundle Firefox with Vista.

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    45. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding your sig, I'm not sure I agree with you. I've not had too many problems getting women to handle my pop-ups. I've also never gotten firefox to let me feel its boobs.

    46. Re:It IS Vista's fault by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      King Shrub?

      aka: George W. Bush? :P

      Yes, I'm a Republican, and yes, I voted for his ass twice... I think I can say this. He betrayed us all as soon as he was reelected.

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    47. Re:It IS Vista's fault by Dan_Bercell · · Score: 1

      It will not be any different then with Windows XP, ME or 9x. Take a look at any HOME brand computer that gets sold by an OEM, especially Gateway and Dell computers. They are covered in total crap software that the only 10% of users actually use.

    48. Re:It IS Vista's fault by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 1

      On every BSD system I've used, there is a per-user process limit that is lower than the total process limit. This means that a fork bomb will only affect the user who runs it. Someone with root privileges can still log in and run pkill/killall.

      Do you think that the average user can tell the difference between a system crash and a problem affecting their account only? Regardless of the cause, Internet Explorer and MSN Messenger won't work, so the system is crashed as far as they're concerned.

  3. My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My guess: the era of pre-loading software and packing computers with shit as an "added bonus" is over. Most people know the things they like and they have internet access to download them. This was not true 10 years ago -- you wanted burning software with your cd burner, media player software for your camera, etc. But now these apps just mess everything up.

    A company like apple, which monopolises the whole process to fit with their brand, is in a better position here. I mean, from a marketing perspective, all it takes is one lousy OEM company to install buggy shit on their computers and you can ruin the Vista brand.

    1. Re:My guess by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you can install a user level application and ruin the entire OS then you need to look at other more fundimental problems.

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    2. Re:My guess by DrXym · · Score: 1
      My guess: the era of pre-loading software and packing computers with shit as an "added bonus" is over.

      I wonder if that will stop MS trying to shove Windows Live in your face when you first start Vista. They certainly did it in the beta release, and it would be hard to see how they could justify that if they seek to ban other AV / Firewall products from being installed by Dell or whoever. It's like what they did when they bundled MSN with Windows 95.

    3. Re:My guess by Nimey · · Score: 1

      If that era comes to an end, you can expect higher prices for consumer-grade computers. All that crap subsidizes the cost of the machine -- do you really think AOL or McAfee would be on there without a little money from the software makers?

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    4. Re:My guess by gutnor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To ruin the user experience

      Actually it takes only 1 application that you use frequently that sucks and your overall feeling of the OS is down. Just take an example, how often have you heard "linux sucks because I XXX does not work".

      Same happen in Windows. Buy a new laptop and see it painfully load 35 icons in the systray, replace the default association of JPG file to another crapware that display a 30 seconds modal popup dialog that says the viewer you are using is shareware and open IE on the HowTo buy page. The feeling of the user will be: Vista sucks, and I paid 2000$ and my machine is slow like a dog because of Vista. Natural feeling.
      The same feeling that people in Europe that have been provided with the XP-E edition ( no media player ) think that XP is shit because it cannot read a stupid AVI file.

    5. Re:My guess by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      If you can install a user level application and ruin the entire OS then you need to look at other more fundimental problems.

      So which one OS do you know which will perform just as well as a clean install if you load a ton of crapware on every startup?

      I suppose it should be a magical one, where if you load ten apps each taking 10 MB of RAM and 3% of CPU idling, you still end up with all of your free RAM and 0% CPU usage.

      The "fundimental" problem is with you.

    6. Re:My guess by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I think you're being wildly optimistic that OEMs won't try to litter the desktop of new machines with software nobody in their right mind would ever use just because Microsoft says "they suck". Now, MS could leverage something through it's OEM agreements to force them to take them off, but you can bet you would have AOL and the like crying bloody murder (and monopoly).

      Besides, why is Vista so special? From what I can tell it should be more resistant to OEM software bugs than 95/98/ME, and no less resistant than 2000 and XP. On the other hand, 95/98/ME do have a reputation for crashing that's not entirely deserved (but also not entirely undeserved either), but I think 2000 and XP have shown that bad software doesn't bring the OS reputation down.

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    7. Re:My guess by kfhickel · · Score: 1

      Except that the bundled applications usually aren't just "user level" applications. MS is trying to lock things down more, one feature is on demand privilege elevation, but stuff that the vendor crams in probably didn't go through a "normal" installation process.

    8. Re:My guess by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Running lots of programs on an OS should simply slow it down.
      The discussion revolves around:

      Vista. An unnamed executive is concerned that the user will conclude the instability of the non-MS-certified applications is Vista's fault.

      Bloatware != Unstable programs.

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    9. Re:My guess by segin · · Score: 0
      The same feeling that people in Europe that have been provided with the XP-E edition ( no media player ) think that XP is shit because it cannot read a stupid AVI file.
      Microsoft could always bundle RealPlayer or QuickTime instead, amirite? The ruling prevents Microsoft from bundling Windows Media Player. I don't see anywhere, though, that prevents them from shipping a third-party media player (as if they would, though).
    10. Re:My guess by dabadab · · Score: 4, Informative

      "The same feeling that people in Europe that have been provided with the XP-E edition ( no media player ) think that XP is shit because it cannot read a stupid AVI file."

      This is ignorant bullshit. The sans-WMP version was aimed at OEMs who would then install an other player (since, you know, that was the fucking point of it all) so the user would receive a computer that has a media player. The chances that an end user would end up buying an "Edition N" (since that's how it's called) are rather slim and most probably he would have to get out of his way to get one.
      (Also, from what I have seen, in a default Win XP install WMP probably is not able to play DivX/Xvid encoded avis.)

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    11. Re:My guess by cskrat · · Score: 1

      If a car dealership started installing glue on cupholders, funky Wal-Mart CD decks, giant pink steering wheel covers and coffee can exhaust tips on it's brand new BMW's would you think less of that make of car because it allowed such aftermarket components to ruin it? Or would you think less of the dealership for choosing to force those things on you?

      If you chose to do so, you could load up a Mac OSX, or even a Linux system with buggy, unstable "craplets" that will slow down the system, confuse the end user and potentially cause data loss or break the functionality of other applications. If those programs were installed before the end user gets their hands on the system then you could also see situations of crapware being installed with root permissions and direct ties to the system kernel.

      Apple prevents this by flat out refusing anyone else from building a system with their OS. But you'd have to try a little to convince me that it is not possible to create a custom Linux distro that starts out tainted upon install.

      Fortunately for both Linux and OSX the majority of crapware producers focus on Windows simply because of it's majority market share.

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    12. Re:My guess by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The discussion revolves around:

      Vista. An unnamed executive is concerned that the user will conclude the instability of the non-MS-certified applications is Vista's fault.

      Bloatware != Unstable programs.


      Unstable programs != Unstable OS

      (exception: kernel mode drivers)

    13. Re:My guess by gutnor · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft could always bundle RealPlayer or QuickTime instead, amirite? The ruling prevents Microsoft from bundling Windows Media Player. I don't see anywhere, though, that prevents them from shipping a third-party media player (as if they would, though)."

      Actually I had the feeling they cannot give ANY media player. Otherwise that would be the same problem : they abused their monopoly to kill competitivity in another market ( even if they are not pushing their own product ).

      However, OEM were free to bundle any other media player instead of MediaPlayer. The problem is that with the lack of enthousiasm around XP-E, they didn't bother.
      ( Normal, unlike Browser war, the war of MediaPlayer it done at provider level ( DRM ), so the EU decision was more symbolic than usefull )

    14. Re:My guess by CrawlingEvil · · Score: 1

      My guess: the era of pre-loading software and packing computers with shit as an "added bonus" is over. Most people know the things they like and they have internet access to download them. This was not true 10 years ago -- you wanted burning software with your cd burner, media player software for your camera, etc. But now these apps just mess everything up.

      Nope, this won't go away, no matter how much people whine, and you know why? Dell and other companies don't include all that great [eye-roll, please] software out of the goodness of their hearts. They're paid, by the software vendors to include it. In the end, you get what you pay for. Dell can cut $200 off the cost of the machine by including a bunch of software most people don't want. Enough people do want it that they'll pay for the full upgrade price to make it worth while for the software vendors to pay Dell to put the software on the machines.

      So, the next time you see someone complaining about the "high" prices of Apple machines, just remember that one of the premiums you're paying to Apple is the right to get a machine without a huge amount of extra crap installed on it. That's not to say Apple doesn't include some extra software with their machines, but I've rarely seen people complain about iDVD or iMovie making their system unstable. I think the worst thing I've ever seen pre-installed by Apple is the trial version Office, and that's only because it takes up a fair amount of disk space. Then again, if you don't want it, all you have to do is drag and drop it into the trash.

    15. Re:My guess by zlogic · · Score: 1

      Noone buys XP N edition in Europe except for a few government agencies. Imagine a customer asking "What's the difference between N and ordinary XP?" an getting a reply of "N is XP without media player but for the same price". That's like buying an iPod without headphones (for those who already have their own) but costing just as much as the headphone-pack.

    16. Re:My guess by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The feeling of the user will be: Vista sucks, and I paid 2000$ and my machine is slow like a dog because of Vista. Natural feeling.

      Problem is that the customer is RIGHT in that statement. I am demoing Vista here at the office because the Boss wants us to test it as many of our customers are the "oooooh new shiney!" type.

      I am running it in slow hardware... Pentium 4 3.2ghz 1gig ram and SATA drives.

      and it is in fact SLOW AS A DOG compared to XP.... Yes, I only have a low end Nvidia 6600GT video card with 256 meg of ram, so that might be the problem as well.

      But the honest truth is that Vista is very slow compared to XP. if I turn off all the crap it gets better but most people wont turn off the crap because the difference between vista and XP disappears.

      And that is what customers want... Purdy shiney flashey! they do not give a rats ass about anything they cant see and feel.

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    17. Re:My guess by cskrat · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately alot of bloatware, adware and spyware programs are notoriously unstable. Some of the stuff out there is written so badly that it makes Zango products look good.

      Also unfortunate is that when some poorly written craplet tries to dereference a pointer that no longer holds an address to a valid memory location and subsequently crashes, the novice end user (read "most of them") will not stop to appreciate the importance of the operating system halting a wayward process, rather, they will hear the abrupt warning tone, see the scary looking error message and think to themselves "crap, my computer just broke."

      The concern of this Microsoft exec is not that the OS will crash because of these programs, it is that they will attribute the unreliable nature of bloatware to them rather than to the authors of said bloatware.

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    18. Re:My guess by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      It can't play dvds from scratch either.

      They're both licensing things I think. Or MS being ignorant of today's codecs and telling themself that everyone uses WMV. I would have thought Xvid would gladly give permission to bundle their codec with windows if only they were asked.

    19. Re:My guess by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      my mothers HP machine has all sorts of crap on it they pre-installed. Removing it causes major system instability, so I had to leave it installed.

      Oh yes, and the HP update thing just did an update that appears to have shagged the registry. The error occured after reboot when the HP update ran, and that's the only software to be installed for months.

      I know the software isn't needed for windows, but not having a clean XP home to install over and use her serial, I'm screwed for a fix.

    20. Re:My guess by kabocox · · Score: 1

      If you can install a user level application and ruin the entire OS then you need to look at other more fundimental problems.

      Um, no. I could sell Linux with enough userland spyware and adware to completely ruin it for your average desktop user as well. Of course, Linux doesn't have to put up with preinstalled antivirsus software that is harder to remove than some adware/spyware. Any OS experience can be ruined by an OEM vendor loading their companies' adware/spyware "support" programs. I actually somewhat support MS in this. I'm sick and tired of having to spending 30 minutes removing crap from Dell desktops that we don't use. Actually, I've found Dell Laptops much better at not really being preinstalled with much. The only things that I want preinstalled from my Dell are the OS, Office, a decent image viewing/editing app that isn't crippled that is selling a premium version, and decent CD/DVD burning software. I'll be thrilled if Vista has good enough CD/DVD burning features that OEMs don't need to include Sonic or Roxio. I hate both programs with a passion. Of 70 dell desktops preinstalled with that software only a handfull of my users seem capable to using it to burn a CD. Grr. (I can't tell you how many time some one has come into my office so that I could burn a CD of a 1-2 MB powerpoint file. My users and boss amaze me. The other day my non-tech boss called me into his office to ask me how to copy and paste something from excel to an email. I got into his office and he asked what should he do. I asked him what he was trying to copy. He pulled up the excel doc and highlighted everything that he wanted. I told him to copy it. He did. I asked him if he was going to send it in an e-mail or copy it into another document. He brought up Outlook started a new e-mail and I told him to paste. He pasted it fine into the e-mail message. I asked if he needed anything else. Nope. It is for/because of users like him that MS is wanting/needing to remove OEM crap software from Vista.)

    21. Re:My guess by cgenman · · Score: 1

      And that is what customers want... Purdy shiney flashey!

      No offence, but what's wrong with this? People generally care about the aesthetics of the things they use every day. Well polished things are generally made better, and any degree of interface simplicity when compounded over millions of repetitions adds greatly to productivity.

      Plus, being that most people are firmly stuck in the windows lock-in, the underlying OS code doesn't really matter, as they have to suck it up and take it either way. So being simpler and more straightforward to interact with will be nice. Being able to scale the interface to arbitrary sizes will be nice. Running slower is bad, but most people are just waiting for Outlook to contact exchange.

      Window's interface has been a bottleneck to productivity for years. That thing's a sewer of random accumulated refuse, and any movement to clean it up is a positive development.

    22. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. The fairly standard Dell desktops we purchased roughly a year ago can run Vista without any trouble... even with all of the "shiney" crap you deride.

      Specs:
      2.99 GHz Pentium D
      1 GB of RAM
      ATI Radeon x600 with 256 MB RAM

      Hmm... seems pretty similar. Why the huge discrepancy in performance?

    23. Re:My guess by Sinbios · · Score: 1

      I'm not too familiar with this whole GPL thing that XviD is under, but doesn't it prevent exactly that? Anyway, XviD and DivX are dying, anyway, since most people are moving on to the superior *264 codecs.

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    24. Re:My guess by Sinbios · · Score: 1

      And XP was pretty slow compared to 2000 when it came out. The problem will probably solve itself before the end of this year as hardware improve, and considering that Vista will be the mainstream OS of choice for the next five or six years, it shouldn't be a major problem.

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    25. Re:My guess by westlake · · Score: 1
      I am demoing Vista here at the office

      Demoing with what? The early betas, the release candidates, or the RTM?

      And that is what customers want... Purdy shiney flashey! they do not give a rats ass about anything they cant see and feel.

      No one cares about how well it works for you, they only care about how well it works for them.

    26. Re:My guess by westlake · · Score: 1
      My guess: the era of pre-loading software and packing computers with shit as an "added bonus" is over.

      my guess is that you are wrong.

      if only because the geek is almost always wrong about the home PC market

    27. Re:My guess by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      Vista Ultimate plays DVDs out of the box. Other editions may as well (quite possibly Home Premium), but I have not tried them yet. For anything that MS has to pay a license fee, I imagine they work out how many users are going to actually use the feature. DVD playback is much more common now (esp on laptops) than it was when XP shipped, so it now comes with the OS.

    28. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2.66 @ 2.8 Pentium 4 (Northwood)
      1 GB of 333 DDR RAM
      GeForce 6600

      This system is about 3.5 years old now, except for the gfx card which I got a year and a half ago.

      Runs Vista just fine. Games are slower, but that's because of the horrible NVIDIA drivers. My guess is that the discrepancy in performance is due to the fact that the GP poster is full of shit.

    29. Re:My guess by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1
      Why the huge discrepancy in performance?
      He's lying, and you're not.
    30. Re:My guess by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      The real question is why Mac OS X and Xgl manage to give users the "oooh, shiny" experience on older hardware, and Vista doesn't. From what I've seen from Vista, it's not actually all that impressive in terms of graphics effects, but it still has higher hardware requirements than the others.

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    31. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And that is what customers want... Purdy shiney flashey! they do not give a rats ass about anything they cant see and feel.

      No, they don't give a rats ass about anything they can't use to try to impress their friends and brag about how clever/rich/influential they are to buy all this stuff.

    32. Re:My guess by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2
      and it is in fact SLOW AS A DOG compared to XP....


      I call BS. I'm running Vista (RTM) on a P4 2.66GHz (Northwood) system with a GeForce 6200 (AGP, 128M) and 768MB of memory. It's not what I'd call fast, but it's not "SLOW AS A DOG" either.

      Keep in mind that the NVIDIA drivers included with Vista are old and slow. Upgrading to the latest build (now officially available and WHQL certified) improved performance substantially.

      Vista needs AT LEAST 512M of memory to run decently, preferably 1GB. Memory, not CPU time, is where Vista is a pig.

      On the plus side, Vista's disk defragmenter uses the new I/O priority hooks in the kernel (which actually now work), so you can defrag while you use the system without noticing any slowdown (Vista defrags every Wednesday night by default).

      Here's the thing: everyone complained about the performance of XP at its release. I remember running XP on a Celeron 300A system with 192MB of memory - it was usable, but not fun. But hardware evolved and drivers got better. Today, most people see XP as downright fast - even the crappy Celeron system I'm typing this on is more than fast enough (and it was a $150 Black Friday special).

      Should you upgrade to Vista? The answer is probably no. It's not worth the money or the hastle when XP works well enough anyway. But is Vista a decent replacement for XP? Absolutely.
    33. Re:My guess by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      That really is amazing. I've been testing Vista on an AMD XP 1900+ with a shitty old ATI 7500 ALL-IN-WONDER with regular IDE hard drives and 1 gig of ram. I have the Aero shit disabled and the operating system is just as quick and responsive as a fresh XP install. Every system I've installed Vista on has worked fine. With all the people bitching about how slow Vista is I am beginning to wonder whether my experiences are really some kind of fluke or if everyone is just making shit up because they hate Microsoft and DRM.

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    34. Re:My guess by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen sufficient reason to move to h.264 -- as in, the video quality doesn't seem that much better than a well-encoded XviD. And the XviD plays in my set-top DVD player.

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    35. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah like you are a fucking expert.

      back up your claim troll.

      based on moderation alone you seem to be the one who is lying.

    36. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to ignore the whole point of the GP's comment...

    37. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did you even the post? with all the worthless crap TURNED ON Vista is slower than XP...
      Very noticable in speed differences, I even see it with faster hardware than the GP has.

      Disable all the uselesscrap and it get's up to the XP speed. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ORIGIONAL POST SAID.

      I guess you are the one full of crap as you either cant read or are simply trolling to try and get moddded up.

      I'm betting you aimply are too fucking stupid just like the other morons above that obviousally did not read the post.

    38. Re:My guess by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      there was never any chance the OEMs were going to choose the N edition over other editions... Microsoft applied no volume discount to the price per copy for the OEMs as opposed to the volume discount for the "proper" version

      Therefore no OEM went for it... that and the fact that they weren't going to get market development funds for it either...

      This is purely conjecture, but it is the most likely scenario given that the OEM agreements are the most closely gaurded secrets in the entire world...

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    39. Re:My guess by dbIII · · Score: 1
      "linux sucks because XXX does not work".

      Simple - stop using thirty to edit text and use six instead.

    40. Re:My guess by gentgeen · · Score: 1

      I am running it in slow hardware... Pentium 4 3.2ghz 1gig ram and SATA drives.

      [SNIP] Yes, I only have a low end Nvidia 6600GT video card with 256 meg of ram, so that might be the problem as well.

      Is it just me, or does this sound like a really decent machine. Hell, for me that would out preform any one of the 6 computers I have here in my house.

      If it is really that "low end" to you I would be more then happy to take it off your hand.

      To bring things back on target, I think the real problem with Vista is illustrated in the posting. It is not the "circusware" or the security issues, although all those are issues also. The big issue is the hardware requirements. An OS needing 256MB ram video card, and 3.2GHz processor.... Is it an OS or a FPS ?

    41. Re:My guess by syousef · · Score: 1

      Fuck I'd be ecstatic if JUST one of the apps I frequently was FORCED to use didn't work properly and was a pain in the ass.

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  4. And it didn't for XP? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    It's not as if those "trial software" that is installed on consumer-end PC's does enhance the XP experience. Frankly, if my machine boots, the only thing that should show up is the "speaker" icon in the taskbar. All the other stuff needs to be activated by me and me alone. Same thing for non-necessary service. If I need it, I'll activate it.

    Of course, OEMs (and Microsoft themselves) find it necessary to activate everything "for my convenience". No thank you...

    The average use doesn't know better though :-/

    1. Re:And it didn't for XP? by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      It is easy enough for the OEMs to still include their craplets, but have them exist as install-on-demand. The icons are there for the apps, and should you want to use them, you click the icon and the app installs (not necessarily with user input, could be done quietly). For most users, this will seem as seamless as if the app was actually installed and ready to run.

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    2. Re:And it didn't for XP? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "For most users, this will seem as seamless as if the app was actually installed and ready to run."

      Except when Windows forces you to reboot after installing :).

      I so loved the old Flash player web browser installs that required a reboot in order to view Flash crap on a web page...

  5. Craplets you say? by arose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about the assorted crap Microsoft puts into a new install of Vista, wouldn't that affect users' opinions as well?

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    1. Re:Craplets you say? by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're missin' the point. "Craplets" are bits of software not authorized by Microsoft. If we're going to make trusted computing work, we've got to run everything through authorized channels. Only those with deep enough pockets should be able to threaten system stability. It's about access to resources. You wouldn't want the end user to get the notion that s/he could write and distribute software (shudder).

    2. Re:Craplets you say? by arose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So they are making a 100% crap-free system by redefining everything not authorized by Microsoft as crap?

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    3. Re:Craplets you say? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're saying everything not part of the OS is crap, and I tend to agree...

      Crap, cruft, call it whatever you wish... It's stuff installed on the OS when I wish to have a clean copy of my OS from the start.

      You can call the OS *itself* crap, sure, but then you shouldn't purchase a laptop with Windows preinstalled.
      There exist several alternatives for that option these days.

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    4. Re:Craplets you say? by westlake · · Score: 1
      What about the assorted crap Microsoft puts into a new install of Vista, wouldn't that affect users' opinions as well?

      Quick on the trigger, aren't you?

      There will be no home installs of Vista until the end of the month.

  6. Mmmmmm by matr0x_x · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So it's OK to add craplets such as Internet Explorer, but when an OEM wants to add something to the package it's not OK?

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    1. Re:Mmmmmm by hendrik_v · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you're not one of those small system builders who likes to add "craplets"? I for one think it's a valid concern of Microsoft for quite a few of the system builders.

    2. Re:Mmmmmm by GIL_Dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes - that sums it up. Actually, the real issue as I see it is that many of the craplets that need to die are either "light" versions that you couldn't even buy if you wanted or 30 day trial versions or assorted other limited things trying to get you to buy something later. There is so much of it on machines these days that the steps many folks take after receiving a new machine are:

      1) power on and see if hardware and drivers all work
      2) copy drivers off
      3) format the partition and install just windows and the apps you actually want

      Since Internet Explorer isn't a trial version or a light version (and IE 7 is much better than IE 6 although my primary browser even in Vista is FF2 - almost exclusively because of adblock).

    3. Re:Mmmmmm by jonwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The solution then is for Microsoft to tell OEMs (who have to do what MS says if they want the great pricing) that they cannot ship:
      A.Any product considered Spyware (the definition microsoft uses when they generate the MS anti-spyware lists would be a good place to start)
      B.Anything that is time limited,feature limited etc and requires extra purchases to unlock functionality that would be available if you bought the program from a store. (so WOW is ok because the subscription money has to be paid even for a store bought copy)
      or C.Anything that is a "demo", "lite", "trial" etc version or is otherwise limited compared to what you would get if you bought the same software in the shops.

      That would stop the OEMs from installing most of the nasty crapware whilst still allowing them to install software like Firefox or other benificial software. They can even install full versions of anything they like.

    4. Re:Mmmmmm by clodney · · Score: 1

      I fear that would likely still run in to antitrust issues, because it amounts to dictating the bundling arrangements.

      I wonder if they could get away with simply demanding that a vanilla Vista CD be included with the box, so that the customer could do a reinstall if they wanted. It could even be in addition to the OEMs recovery CD, which would put all the craplets back on. But if you had to have the vanilla CD a reformat/reinstall would at least be feasible.

    5. Re:Mmmmmm by chrwei · · Score: 1

      IE7 doens't autostart and load a page asking you to register it. and it doesn't popup a message bubble saying you need to buy an update

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    6. Re:Mmmmmm by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      That would be great. Then the Windows machines would jump about $50 to offset the money OEMs get for including this software, and the alternative OS-free machines would then have a $50 price advantage, which could be a real boon to Linux adoption.

  7. Good! by HugePedlar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sick of buying laptops, particularly for work, which come with bundles of shit preinstalled. It enrages me more when they won't even provide a proper Windows install CD so I can wipe and clean-install. Anything that spells the end of this policy is welcome.

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    1. Re:Good! by udderly · · Score: 1

      Right. I just did a data transfer onto a new Duo Core eMachines for a customer. It was loaded with "craplets." Wild Tangent, (essentially spyware), five different AOL entries, a useless 90-day trial of McAfee, a useless 60-day trial of Office, The Big Fix (totally redundant--manages Windows Updates), a 30-day trial of Napster and other useless and memory-hogging crap.

      I'm used to starting with a clean hard drive and installing an OEM Windows, so I was horrified by how many apps were running in the system tray the first time it booted. And, just like you said, it didn't come with a proper install CD.

    2. Re:Good! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      What kind of second rate vendor isn't giving you a reinstall CD?

      People crap all over Dell here, but to their credit I get a (clean) reinstall CD with every business machine I purchase, and many of the consumer models. Even better, their deal with MS allows their OEM CDs to reinstall on any Dell machine (firmware check, iirc). Most /.ers will claim that locks my copies of windows to the Dell machines...but if I were to get a new machine from a different vendor it would probably come with a new OEM windows anyway. For me, that means if I do have to reinstall a Dell machine, I can grab the latest CD from the pile and install the OS with the SPs already rolled in. Then it's just a matter of popping in the driver CD or grabbing the drivers off the server (or net if it's been a while).

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    3. Re:Good! by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Actually, Dell are one of the better vendors. While their reinstall CD isn't 100% clean, it's pretty damn close. Shame that only applies to their "business" laptops - the Latitude series, for instance.

      Certain others I won't name are substantially worse.

    4. Re:Good! by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, when I bought my Dell laptop I got a 'recovery disk' and not a Windows XP installation disk. The default setup included a disk partition with the XP files on it, presumably the 'recovery disk' just bootstraps installation from this 'hidden' partition.

      Naturally, I had blatted this partition when I installed fedora. Then, when a few weeks latter I decided I actually wanted to dual boot I seemed to be SOL. However, in Dell's credit and despite consistent negative press regarding their technical support, they have been excellent. I emailed to explain the situation and the following day, a complete set of CD's for all software (including XP) dropped through my door (no charge).

    5. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My New Fujitsu Laptop was remarkable good in the craplet department. There was hardly anything I would not have installed myself. Hell, Some of the software only included the installer, which was a very nice. I don't think, I uninstalled more then the standard norton crap-ware. The 60 day office trail, I think is mandatory knowing Microsoft, My guess is that OEMs have to pay $50 to not install it. But since I work at an insane office, I just activated it with our CD key. Also, I called tech support, Fast response, Sounded like he was in America. My only trouble has been the finger print reader(cann't get it to most of the time). Oh it's software was not installed but did included the installer on the HD.

    6. Re:Good! by clifyt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Shame that only applies to their "business" laptops"

      Kinda goes into the whole What Are You Willing To Pay For idea...

      If people are only willing to spend $500 on a $1200 laptop, the extra money has to come from somewhere. They don't put the spyware and otherwise on the machine because they want to, or are inherently greedy.

      I own both Mac and Dell laptops and it always amazes me that people are always riding my Mac as 'expensive'...my Dell stuff costs nearly exactly the same for the same product class. And the Dell is NEARLY as stable when coming from the factory clean (sure, a lot uglier for the price, and comes with an OS that I've never liked but has guaranteed that I can live reasonably well...yes, I am a part of the problem). But the point remains, if you want to cut corners, that doesn't mean that the product is going to cost any less...it just means its going to need offset somewhere else (i.e., home class comes with practically no service, and what it does come with is someone that can mimic your native tongue but can't understand a word of it...business class "we'll get an engineer on this right away!").

      Anyhoo...

    7. Re:Good! by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Windows CD that comes bundled with their laptops is just that. A Windows CD and nothing more.

      My work is an all Dell shop, and while we have mostly Latitude laptops, we did buy an Inspiron i6400 Media Center laptop. Yep, it was loaded with crapware when we bought it. So I immediately broke out the Windows CD's (Two of them for Media Center 2005) formatted and reinstalled. I used the Resource CD to reinstall the drivers, and Bingo, one clean install of Windows Media Center 2005, no craplets included.

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    8. Re:Good! by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Same here. I recently bought myself a HP laptop.

      I took the following steps:

      1. Boot Windows
      2. Create recovery disk, just in case (at least they could give you a proper setup CD)
      3. reboot to reformat and install Ubuntu
      4. Enjoy the laptop

    9. Re:Good! by Splab · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out why Dell has such a bad reputation, must be due to the huge amount of customers they got, bound to be a bad apple once in a while.

      I've had to log 2 service calls with them over the last year, both laptops, different issues. They sent out someone to fix it and the guy even cleaned up the internals of the laptops to give them a few years extra. Top quality service - granted we pay for next buisness day service, but it is worth the money.

    10. Re:Good! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      business class "we'll get an engineer on this right away!"

      Holy crap! I must be buying from a grey market vendor calling themselves DELL as no Lattitude or server I have EVER bought from them was I able to get an engineer near a phone let alone on my problem. And I pay for Gold level support as well.

      Dell 8 processor server from them with several SCSI drive vaults.... Failure with my raid 50, as one channel on a card went down. Dell said our cables were bad, shipped out a new set, still have same problem. They said the cards were bad, send new ones out, problem now worse. they think it's power to the drive array (140 34gig scsi drives) electrician checked it, we looked on a recording scope for 3 days power is clean... we are now down for 1 week and have seen 3 "specalists" flown here from dell. Boss get's on phone to dell and rasises hell... scruffy shows up unannounced from dell, I go over everythign we tested and without looking at anything he proclaims "PCI backplane board problem" I say wait a minute, the last 3 experts proclaimed somethign else and they were wrong...

      He said, "we have a service bulliten on these, the PCI backplane has problems that are common."

      I then come unglued and ask him why nobody bothered to look at their internal service bullitens when we called over a week ago?

      Engineers on the problem.... really.... And dont get me started with them ignoring the battery problems a year ago on the D600 and D640's claiming it's our problem.

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    11. Re:Good! by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      So why isn't your company purchasing a VLK version of Windows and making Ghost images of each model?

    12. Re:Good! by Hulfs · · Score: 1

      I had nearly an identical experience with a 3 yr. old Dell Dimension desktop over Christmas. My mother-in-law's hard drive crashed, which meant the recovery partition was inaccessible so the recovery disk they provided was worthless. Once I got through to support, the guy that answered sent me out a whole set of software and an XP install CD AND gave me his direct phone extension to call back should I not get the discs in a couple of days. I got the discs a day later. This was in stark contrast to several previous support calls I've made in the past. Either I got one great CSR or Dell has actually re-thought their support lines and improved them drastically.

    13. Re:Good! by Nimey · · Score: 1

      We don't have that problem; I don't know if it's because of our Higher Education "area" or because we buy Latitudes instead of Inspirons. Regardless, we have the option of getting a full XP Pro reinstall CD, and they can also come with CD-burner and DVD-player CDs and another CD with drivers and utilities. No included crapware except for Google Desktop/Toolbar. We pay extra for the privilege, of course.

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    14. Re:Good! by Fulg · · Score: 1
      What kind of second rate vendor isn't giving you a reinstall CD?
      Dell asks you to pay for the clean reinstall CD (though it's about $10 extra). All you get for free now is a hidden 2GB partition which auto-restores the original installation, with all the craplets intact. There is no recovery disk anymore.
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    15. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell sucks because their performance sucks.

      I have a Dell and and IBM with comparable specs, and the IBM is more than twice as fast as the Dell. In addition the APM on the Dell sites.

    16. Re:Good! by mblase · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of buying laptops, particularly for work, which come with bundles of shit preinstalled.

      At the risk of being a fanboy, this is a small advantage to Apple's control-the-hardware approach. Everything that comes on a new Mac (except iLife) is what would come with an OS upgrade anyway.

    17. Re:Good! by clifyt · · Score: 1

      I have a PowerEdge with an attached PowerVault sitting right behind me...when setting ths up with the software provided, I ran into some trouble. Their engineers were able to get me up and running ASAP.

      Trust me, I don't like defending PC Companies any more than I need...there is a reason the only PC in my home is my housemate's gaming machine. I don't know how many times I have to pull him out of trouble when something goes wrong...and each and every time I ask why he doesn't just get a Mac, he claims that "My PC Works Fine 90% Of The Time...Its Only When I Need To Use It That It Doesn't Work".

      I just find it ironic that the people that claim PCs are perfect have to come to the only Mac Bigot they know to fix their machine...then again, my PCs ARE near perfect, but it takes a lot of work and know how. My Macs, however, require practically no maintenance and I treat them like crap and still have none of the problems (I don't know when I last applied manual maintenance to any of them except to copy an audio drive for my studio to another in a ghetto defrag maneuver -- one of my Apple buddies that is a director level engineer mentioned to me that is the ONLY way he defrags his audio drives because music software requires a little entropy and this ensures it as opposed to the anal retentive natures of defragging software).

      But back to the point, Dell has always been good to me, regardless of their ugly machines and uglier OS (and there I'm not talking aesthetics).

    18. Re:Good! by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Care to tell me the email address and the magic words? Are you on active support or not? I've been searching their support site for the same thing, and all I get is a "too bad, loser" message.

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    19. Re:Good! by Belakiss · · Score: 1

      That's a thing I like about working for Dell. When agents are on the line with a customer who needs a reinstall, they can just have them grab the CD and start it up while on the call. Other projects I've been on have never really had that... Needles to say there were a lot of Dispatch services going on in those cases. People should hate on Dell less... or something.

    20. Re:Good! by ednopantz · · Score: 1

      And then the "restore" partition is configured in a way that only allows "restore to factory presets"--including all the crap!

      I'm looking at you Acer!

    21. Re:Good! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have a recovery partition on my laptop, too - HPQ nw9440. No idea if it will work properly after all this but after doing my last recovery (and first, and I hope literally last but we'll see) I went ahead and resized down my windows partition, then slapped a couple of linux partitions (one root one swap) into the middle there and installed Ubuntu Edgy. So far the dual-booting is working... But I haven't even tried booting the recovery partition which Ubuntu thoughtfully put into my GRUB menu. Now if I can just figure out how to get both cores working (I tried installing the linux-686 package but it didn't help, maybe I need to remove some other package) I'll be in there.

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    22. Re:Good! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Now if I can just figure out how to get both cores working (I tried installing the linux-686 package but it didn't help, maybe I need to remove some other package) I'll be in there.

      Look for a package containing the abbreviation SMP, that matches your CPU architecture (k7 for AMD Athlon, k8 for AMD Athon64, i686 for Intel) . Granted, I never tried on a Dual Core system, but I know it works on a real SMP machine. That should do the trick... It's bit annyoing though. FreeBSD 6.1 doesn't flinch and detects two cpus at once.

      If you want to check if two cpus are detected do the following at the command line: "grep 'processor' /proc/cpuinfo". If the output is:

      processor : 0
      processor : 1

      You have a working SMP system.

      I always kill the recovery partitions after backing them up with g4l

    23. Re:Good! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Look for a package containing the abbreviation SMP, that matches your CPU architecture (k7 for AMD Athlon, k8 for AMD Athon64, i686 for Intel) . Granted, I never tried on a Dual Core system, but I know it works on a real SMP machine. That should do the trick... It's bit annyoing though. FreeBSD 6.1 doesn't flinch and detects two cpus at once.

      On Ubuntu the smp kernel packages have been superseded by a generic package. My understanding is that installing the correct generic kernel gets you working SMP. I haven't found the right thread on the of-dubious-usefulness Ubuntu forums yet. Frankly I had an easier time finding answers to my Gentoo questions, but I don't have broadband at home these days so the download-and-compile doesn't work for me any more - hence my use of Ubuntu.

      BTW there's really no substantial difference between dual-core SMP and dual-processor SMP. Especially with the ghetto-ass way Intel is doing things.

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    24. Re:Good! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Since, I use Debian, I simply picked the SMP packages and it works. I don't know how the package manager is supposed to detect what CPU you have in order for a generic package to work. So, I really doubt it. Bite the bullet and install it yourself.

      I know there is no fundamental difference between a dual-processor SMP and a dual-core SMP system, but I simply have never had hands on a dual-core system. I simply have no first hand experience on a dual-core SMP machine, but I do on a dual-processor machine. That was the origin of my statement.

    25. Re:Good! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      My experience is with the (small) business people, and the install CD is always free. Of course that would be "free", as in - the cheapest configurations are usually not in the business site, but with that price we provide you better support than the unwashed masses, and that includes getting real CDs.

      I usually just hang out 'til the price is right. And the business stuff really is better supported. I've had almost all knowledgeable tech reps for my Precision laptop when I've called.

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  8. good and evil by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good: Having seen the software that comes on new prebuilt systems, crapplets is an awfully nice term to call them. I wouldn't mind seeing them go the way of the dinosaur.

    Evil: This is about as immune to abuse as a government controlled press.

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    1. Re:good and evil by Barny · · Score: 1

      As someone who maintains a few of these "craplet" install (read: slipstream OEM + sysprep) systems I take offence at your wonderful stereotype.

      The "crapwear" we install:

      All current windows updates (last count was I think 84 odd since SP2)
      Sun Java
      Firefox (great msi installer can be obtained from frontmotion)
      Ad-aware (personal version, with permission from lavasoft of course)
      Spybot S&D
      Nero 6 OEM (since all our new machines have DVD burners now they are so cheap)

      It also leaves "install me if you want" style icons for OpenOffice and a couple of free version AV packages.

      We make no kickbacks from any of this btw, we do it because our customers deserve to have a good start (even if they have chosen windows, *grins*)

      Now, if Microsoft had their way, the only thing in that list we could put on a customers new PC would be their updates, they would get a lovely big pile of disks they need to install, and likely smitfraud or vx2 from the second web site they visit.

      Yes it can be used for evil, but I can't believe I am the only one using it for good.

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    2. Re:good and evil by LehiNephi · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you are the exception rather than the rule. I think you actually might be the only one using it for good. You don't get a kickback from the developers of those pieces of software, and the software that you pre-load is actually beneficial to the user.

      Just last night, I spent about an hour on the phone (and over VNC) with my sister, cleaning all the crapplets off the computer she had just bought. And I'm still unconvinced that I got everything cleaned off. Several of the AOL uninstall routines failed, and there's no guarantee that some program didn't leave remnants behind in the registry.

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    3. Re:good and evil by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Obviously we're not talking about you. We're bitching about stuff like 90-day trials of McAfee or Norton Antivirus, trial versions of Office or Wordperfect, media players, stuff that loads on startup and slows the machine down to little good purpose. Have a look at a low-end HP or similar next time you're in a computer store and see what shite gets installed from the factory.

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    4. Re:good and evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about as immune to abuse as a government

      You should have stopped there. (Name one government that isn't readily abused by the power elite for their own purposes.)

  9. Does this mean... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1
    Does this mean that I won't get my free CompuServ account with each new computer I buy?

    In all seriousness, this is great news. I'm all in favor of Packard-Bell supporting a group home for the criminally insane and mentally handicapped, but don't have them write software. The first thing I do when I get a new computer is to wipe the Hard Disk, reinstall Windows, and one by one copy drivers I need off of the Manufacturers' website.

  10. Understandable by Saxmachine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having gone through several prefab Windows boxes in my time (Gateway, Dell, Sony mostly), it seems to me that the volume of crap applications that come pre-loaded and all of which run at startup time has increased dramatically, to the point that the first thing I have to do with any new brand-name PC is either uninstall all the bloat one-by-one or else wipe the drive and start from scratch with a fresh OS install. For a desktop PC, I can understand everyone telling me "build your own, then it will only have what you want on it." Fair enough. But what about portables? Is there a good laptop manufacturer who will sell me a "blank slate" laptop? Ordinarily, I would expect this sort of performance-hindering bloat to reflect badly on the manufacturer. I think MS is right to be worried that the PC makers might jump at the chance to shift the blame onto the new OS, rightly or wrongly.

    1. Re:Understandable by adnonsense · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is there a good laptop manufacturer who will sell me a "blank slate" laptop?

      Yes

    2. Re:Understandable by cyber1kenobi · · Score: 1

      Sure, Acer will sell you a laptop with a rootkit preinstalled! How nice of them!

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    3. Re:Understandable by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      With laptops and desktops there is quite a few drivers bloated that are needed to fully use it but some of things that are preloaded are not that bad I don't want M$ to go any ware near bullying OEMs into only including Vista-certified apps because if they can put that off what is stopping them for making it a pain in the a** to run non certified apps with end less UAP like pop-up's. Things like that would hurt open source software.

    4. Re:Understandable by FireFury03 · · Score: 0

      Don't they all come preloaded with OS X? Not exactly a blank slate...

    5. Re:Understandable by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, I see the fanboi mods are out in force this morning.

      Seriously, though, I would think Apple or just about any flavor of Linux would fit this description. If the GP meant manufacturers who sell Win machines, look at the Dell Latitude and Precision lines (God, I sound like a Dell fanboi myself). They have significantly scaled back the crap for the business machines.

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    6. Re:Understandable by timmarhy · · Score: 0

      hah, and what exactly are you going to install on it, if not OSX? fucking fanboys.

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    7. Re:Understandable by name*censored* · · Score: 1
      Simple - use your (or borrow a friend's) install CD, and make a "post boot" (call it what you want) disc, which contains all the installers for every application you use and a fistful of driver packages. Once you get your new portable, wipe the hard drive and install everything (if you want windows, they should have included your cd key). It's about the same amount of effort as if you'd built it yourself (but not as fun).

      Better yet, since a lot of OEM manufacturers charge on a scale, get a model with the right ram/cpu/graphics/sound/IO/networking but too little hard disk space, replace the hard disk with one bought seperately, and bam, just like a fresh install. You can sell the hard disk it shipped with, and you'll probably end up breaking even.
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    8. Re:Understandable by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like the Apple hardware products and the OSX, but to say that Apple doesn't load their new laptops with crapware and sleazeware would be disingenuous. If I buy a $3K MacBook Pro, should I expect to get a popup asking if I want to upgrade my trial copy of QuickTime? I enjoy the iLife suite of software, but I didn't have much of a choice to buy the laptop without it. I don't think the trial edition of OpenBase or the inclusion of OmniOutliner or ComicChat can really be considered a "blank slate."

      The only thing in Apple's favor here (and it's a big point in their favor) is that it's absolutely and amazingly trivial to wipe the slate clean myself: drag unwanted items to trashcan, Empty Trash. I am still annoyed that a preinstalled QuickTime on a flagship hardware image is nagware. Hello, the 70s called and want their nags back. If the alternatives like VLC and Mplayer would really integrate as a replacement for QuickTime, I'd probably use them instead.

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    9. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Lets see...

      Desktops
      Notebooks
      Digital Life
      Servers
      Education
      Displays
      Technology

      Nope, No LAPTOPS...

    10. Re:Understandable by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Windows or Linux will also run...

    11. Re:Understandable by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      Umm...anything (Windows, Linux, Solaris, FreeBSD, etc.). Have you had your head in the sand for the last year? The new apple laptops run the x86 chipset.

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    12. Re:Understandable by thelost · · Score: 1

      in the end, there will always be the need for a slight compromise; 5 minutes to drag some folders to a wastebin and download vlc is trivial. the bonus is of course you have the best laptop in the world, bar none.

      I'm an apple fanboy, I readily admit it!

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    13. Re:Understandable by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Quicktime point well taken.

      However. How many of these apps automatically load on startup? I don't ever remember OmniOutliner or ComicChat starting up every single time I start up.

      Want to remove iLife, OmniOutliner, etc? Drag them to the trash. Empty trash. Try removing Dell Media App, Dell Quick Sets, RealPlayer and AOL on XP and tell me how long it takes.

      Oh... and Apple at least still bundles the Install DVD so you can go to a completely blank slate if you really want to.

    14. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I'm a retard.

      I completely missed the point that the guy above wanted a laptop with Windows installed and no crap with it, so I suggested an overpriced Apple laptop and then suggested he buy his own copy of Windows which he could have done anyway without buying an overpriced Apple laptop.</you>

    15. Re:Understandable by mblase · · Score: 1

      I am still annoyed that a preinstalled QuickTime on a flagship hardware image is nagware.

      Completely agree. Fortunately, it was relatively easy to trick it into stopping -- I set my system's clock five years into the future, waited until the nagware popup appeared, clicked "not now", then restarted and reset my clock. Quicktime still thinks it has to wait until 2011 before nagging me about it again.

      Since it's the only thing in the OS that behaves this way (and since I don't have to look at it anymore), I'm willing to let it slide. But Apple really should have included a "don't remind me again" button on that popup.

    16. Re:Understandable by stu42j · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can buy a barebones laptop from, for example, ASUS.

      Also, Alienware PCs and Laptops are supposedly free of bloatware.

    17. Re:Understandable by ctomer · · Score: 1

      I've both recently bought a MacBook and helped out a friend uninstall craplets from their Dell.
      The experience of using a brand new MacBook doesn't not compare to that of a new Dell. My friend asked me to look at their new Dell because it was running slow. It turned out that Dell's own Network Assistant software was being loaded on startup then would occupy 90%+ processor time. I killed that process, uninstalled the Dell Network Assistant along with a bunch of other craplets. His computer is now running fine.
      Compare that experience to my MacBook. No rogue processes crippling my system, no McAfee software nagging for attention, and no crap software loading on starup.
      I can't remember being nagged by Quicktime, or any other app, and if I have been, then I've not had subsequent nags.

    18. Re:Understandable by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Since it's the only thing in the OS that behaves this way (and since I don't have to look at it anymore), I'm willing to let it slide. But Apple really should have included a "don't remind me again" button on that popup.

      You can get the "don't remind me again" button install instructions from astalavista.

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    19. Re:Understandable by Phu5ion · · Score: 1
      Is there a good laptop manufacturer who will sell me a "blank slate" laptop?
      Yes
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    20. Re:Understandable by Phu5ion · · Score: 1

      Ok, well I use the term "good" very loosely. At least it's crap-free.

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    21. Re:Understandable by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      The difference is, iLife and Quicktime aren't crapware. I wouldn't mind if Office or Photoshop came pre-installed. BillyJoe's DVD KreAtoR Extr3m3z I do mind and I call crapware.

    22. Re:Understandable by paultyngnet · · Score: 1

      HP Small Business Laptops can be ordered with FreeDOS

    23. Re:Understandable by horigath · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a quicktime nag box in a long time - possibly years - at least not on OS X.

      Are you sure this still happens?

    24. Re:Understandable by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least I take credit (and shame if necessary) for what I say, and can tell when two comments are written by *different people*.

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    25. Re:Understandable by zorg50 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are laptop companies that will sell you clean laptops. Powernotebooks.com is one. I got my laptop there. I've had a couple of problems with it, but then again the tech support is pretty simple to deal with and if you elect to buy your laptop with Windows they will send the original install CD and not install any crap, just the drivers and software to support the hardware. I'm sure there are many other companies out there like them. You don't HAVE to go to Dell, HP, etc.

    26. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if you are serious, but I bought a Sager notebook two years ago and could not be happier. I got a copy of XP with no bloat, but the config options allowed for a "blank hard drive" version as well with a dirver cd. It was about 500 less than a similar dell. There are other companys as well that do good notebooks

    27. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hay fuk u budz. i workd hard on that.

      billy joe.

  11. Make Crap Optional by FrostyCoolSlug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Simply put, OEM distributors should provide the software on CDs as optional installs. Every time someone I've known has bought a new PC, they have asked me to 'clean it up', because 90% of the shit which gets pre-loaded isn't wanted.

    By providing the original installation media without installing it, Microsoft is happy that the software doesn't come pre-loaded, the end user is happy that they don't have to remove stuff once they buy their computer, and the OEM distributor should be happy because they will get more customers from it. Everyone is happy, so why is it so difficult?

    1. Re:Make Crap Optional by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      It's not as simple as just making it optional. These computer manufacturers get a good chunk of change for installing that crap and it helps keep down their computer prices. I'm not in favor of the stuff either but if it's optional, they're going to have to charge more for the 'no crap' option. I'd rather it just be understood that I'm going to reinstall Windows as soon as I buy a computer and get a discount for the crapware I'll never use.

    2. Re:Make Crap Optional by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 1

      wrong. OEM's are not happy because they get paid to put that shit on there. You think they do it for fun?

    3. Re:Make Crap Optional by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Its simple. Every machine the OEM ships with WildTangent or the time limited mcafee or norton trials (the ones that expire much faster than the retail boxed copies) or "ReallyCoolSoftware 1.3 old light out of date crap trial expires in a week edition" or whatever means money to the OEM from the purvayers of this crap (and yes I consider both Norton and Mcafee crap for shipping these crappy time limited versions much like I consider some printer manufacturers crap for shipping these crappy ink cartridges that have half the ink of normal cartridges)

    4. Re:Make Crap Optional by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Additionally to satisfy the OEMs even more they could create an 'installer app' that can be preinstalled which will show the consumer what software is available on the CDs and then let them install it if they choose.... which is the biggest thing the vendors want... they want the consumer to see the software that's been bundled. The installer app could have video demos of the software etc. so you know what you're getting and provide a simple list of checkboxes and a big button labeled INSTALL NOW which would then ask for the appropriate CDs....

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  12. Yes by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My computer came with XP and a preinstalled keyboard shortcut program. This program had the nasty side effect of crashing ANY fullscreen app that tried to launch, with the single exception of Jedi Outcast.

    At the time, none of these other games I had were designed with XP in mind, so I immediately assumed that XP's compatibility was abysmal and I was NOT happy. Fortunately I was able to correct the REAL problem soon enough.

  13. finally! by cyber1kenobi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I never thought it would come from Microsoft since they want their OEM customers to be happy, but it's about time somebody raised a stink about the BS that gets installed by the OEMs themselves. Toshiba & Sony I believe are the worst culprits. They install so much shit on the computer - at least 10 startup items and services - it's a complete joke. And then when you encounter something like what Toshiba does to the built-in power management functions of Windows - they won't let you get to it! "Please use the Toshiba power management applet..." BYTE ME! You'd think they would want the overall PC experience to reflect well on their brand too, so slowing down everyone's brand new PC with a load of junk isn't the way to go.

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    1. Re:finally! by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      Toshiba and Sony are bad, but at one time, Compaq was the absolute worst bundler's I've ever seen. Worse then even Packard Bell's bloated builds of the day

      Back when Windows 95 first came out, Compaq had a build of 95 that was so overloaded, I referred to it as CompaqOS. Looking at it you would have no idea that MS even made the OS, since just about every branded Windows Item was Replaced with Presario. Even the Login prompts were different, with a graphical user interface similar to the Welcome screen but worse.

      Then came the apps. Every app in the thing was it's 16 bit equivalent. Half of the time they would crash. Things like Answering machines, and media player software that was specificially tied to the proprietary hardware CD player buttons in the front were the Norm for this system. the best part? if you uninstalled the programs, the system would crash.

      Upgrade it? good Luck. A friend of mine had a One Piece P133 Machine that had Compaq OS. If you did any upgrade to it, it would fail. regardless of what OS it was. Windows 95b, 98, Me, NT, Even Linux would crash on this if you looked at it the wrong way. The only OS that would run even relatively stable on this thing was the overbloated OS that came with it.

      Thankfully, Compaq quit doing this stuff afater around 97-98, probably because they realized it was a tech support nightmare.

    2. Re:finally! by jdcool88 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, Compaq quit doing this stuff afater around 97-98, probably because they realized it was a tech support nightmare. They may have stopped tying everything into the OS, but they definitely didn't stop bundling software. I was recently working on some Compaq PCs that had Compaq Organize pre-installed; that program alone took longer to boot than the OS.
    3. Re:finally! by deval · · Score: 1

      Indeed This is the main reason I have stopped recommending Sony Vaios - It takes me at least an hour extra to remove all the crap they install then using HP's laptops - If you must supply it - stick it on a "bonus" CD only.

    4. Re:finally! by AnyThingButWindows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      HP/Compaq is the worst by far. Ever seen an HP from walmart? Or one of those substandard Compaqs? They come with Wildtangent, and backweb spyware installed from the factory. The machines out of the factory take no less than 10 minutes to finish their 'first time setups'. They want you to buy the games, so then you will be bound to the spyware. Most users are dumb enough to leave it on there, and assume its not spyware, and so trust the F500 company like a family member. Some users are so dumb that they 'want' the spyware on there so they can play the crappy card games that came installed on it. HP installs a toolbar on the top that relies on backweb spyware to function. Every time one of these damn things comes into my shop, the first thing I do is run toolbar cop, and hijack this on them, and blow the startup away while in safe mode, and replace norton-ware with AVG. I do not appreciate waiting 5 minutes for a new machine to boot up, especially when it has only 256mb ram, and 64 of it used for video. I have machines that are 7 years old that came with more ram than that. It should be ILLEGAL to load Spyware on a machine from the factory.

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    5. Re:finally! by British · · Score: 1

      I used to work for Compaq tech support in 1995, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies...

      Don't forget that Compaq Presario models replaced the Windows Explorer shell with "Tabworks", a stupid book-like layout shell for Windows. The Tabworks.ini file(I forgot, it has been 12 years) used to corrupt all the time on people's machines. That was a good bulk of our calls right there.

      As for a complete re-install of the system, it was done with a base windows, and then app after app install on floppies. While it was time-consuming, it was never painful.

    6. Re:finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Toshiba is about the worst I've seen. I recently encountered a brand-new Toshiba notebook filled to the brim with adware. There was an ad banner in the freaking start menu (*that* was sure fun to remove, I had to dig into the registry to pull it out)! And the worst part is: it had never even been connected to the Internet. Every single craplet was factory-installed.

  14. Now that you mention it... by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

    I see this as the sign of at least one (maybe both) of the following:

    1) MS is finally seeing that trusting third parties to do the important stuff is bogus, and like Mac & Nintendo before it, is attempting to monopolize on the software so that the end-user experience is owed to MS:

    2) Vista is such a drastic new paradigm that nothing works on it, ergo they want to hide this problem as long as possible.

    1. Re:Now that you mention it... by gordo3000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      you should have read the article(well, at least in greater detail). One of the first points was that they would like to except now everyone will scream anti-trust against them. They aren't in any way able to enforce that(or, I bet, even openly put any kind of pressure on a computer company to do it). MS used to try to control the end user experience. They weren't looked on too favorably for that.

    2. Re:Now that you mention it... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple. Instead of bundling/trying to force bundling, Microsoft should force UNBUNDLING.

      "We won't sell Windows to you unless you offer your users the option of a clean install with all the apps you want to bundle on seperate media."

      I don't think the DoJ would have any problem with Microsoft forcing vendors to let the user decide what they want.

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    3. Re:Now that you mention it... by Ambidisastrous · · Score: 1

      Or at least ship the original install disk with the PC for free (MS might have to subsidize that themselves, since PC vendors sometimes charge more for that option).

      The logical approach, if it weren't for the DoJ and EU's dim view of Microsoft's monopoly status, would be for MS to start designating certain PCs as crapless, in any of the following ways:
        - The unbundling option.
        - Just include the plain installation disk with every PC.
        - Start certifying Crapless PCs as a whole, in addition to certifying the individual software components. Then OEMs would have one more shiny sticker to achieve by only including certified software on those designated PCs.
        - Start up or buy an official Microsoft PC distributor -- which I suspect they're tempted to do right now, except for the obvious legal problem. And the risk of massive OEM rebellion in favor of Red Hat or Novell, which would be... interesting to watch.

    4. Re:Now that you mention it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap.

      Simple. Just ship a valid Windows install DVD with the machine ... as anyone would naturally expect. That would allow anyone to clean his machine off and reinstall from scratch.

      But Microshaft doesn't want to do that, does it? Oh, no. It goes to great lengths to make sure the OEMs DON'T ship genuine install disks:

      http://www.infoworld.com/articles/op/xml/00/05/01/ 000501opfoster.html

      So don't give me that crap. I'm not impressed by your lies.

  15. I for one agree by jimicus · · Score: 4, Informative
    My current employer has been going about 5-6 years. Virtually every PC in the place shipped with an XP license. Yet I find myself having to pay for another XP license for every PC through the volume licensing scheme.

    Part of the reason for this is because I don't want to upgrade to Vista within 18 months, which I'll pretty much have to if I don't have an easy way to downgrade. However, even without Vista on the horizon I'd be doing this. The reason is that even buying PC's aimed squarely at businesses through business suppliers, I wind up with OEM builds which have all sorts of odd things on them. For instance:

    • A few years ago, a major system builder included an "easy screen resolution changer" which has an awkward tendency to automatically bump the screen down to 800x600. Bit of a problem for the person with a 21" trinitron screen.
         
    • Another major system builder's laptop build consists of 7 CDs. One for the operating system, goodness alone knows what takes up the space on the other 6. The rebuild process using those CDs takes about 3 hours with innumerable reboots, and after that I still need to get Office on there.
         
    • Every laptop ships with some sort of "configuration" software which is obviously meant to make wireless configuration easier. Yet it makes configuration harder, as all of a sudden I need to either account for every possible piece of wireless config software in my "This is how you set up wireless" document or I need to publicly announce that you must use Windows' already perfectly good wireless config tools.

    Because of Microsoft's leaning on these vendors, I can't get a straight, simple Windows install CD with these PCs. Instead, I get an automatic "system restore" CD which includes all this extra rubbish. And the product key on the PC only works with CDs supplied by the vendor.

    So what I'm working on now is my own automatic-building CD which installs a plain, boring Windows setup, handles drivers and installs basic stuff like office. I've spent the last 3 days on this solid, and it's soul destroying. You wind up spending half the day watching Windows install, getting to the end and finding that you made some simple mistake and now it's back to fix that, recreate the CD and try again. Ghost isn't really an option, as I've got more different hardware configurations than I know what to do with and I don't have the budget to replace every single desktop and laptop in one go.
    1. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Tried getting the vendor to *not* ship an OS on the PC's you buy? (assuming you buy from one vendor)

      2. sysprep is your friend. At least then you can preload your apps, even if you need to reinstall drivers afterwards.

    2. Re:I for one agree by Rufus211 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't find it right now, but somewhere in Microsoft's Windows Genuine Crap stuff they have a tool that'll let you use any windows serial with any version of windows. I used it to upgrade my desktop with a Volume License Key install (and a pirate key) to an OEM key from my laptop (laptop is linux only).

      No idea if it's kosher with the licensing, but you could just use a pirated key on install and then use the tool to force the original serial back onto the machine.

    3. Re:I for one agree by jimicus · · Score: 1

      1. doesn't work as the Volume Licensing scheme only gets you "upgrades" and specifically states "you must pay for a full license at full price somewhere along the line.

      2. That's my plan B if this doesn't work out. But Ghost isn't free, it's coming to the end of the financial year and budgets are stretched.

    4. Re:I for one agree by Blikkie · · Score: 1

      RIS and software installs from AD are your friends, I have met quite a few companies that work that way, and usually it works (TM), but most employers I encounter work with Server Based Computing these days. The local computers only run RES (powerfuse) subscriber and connect to the TS farm, where all the installing happens.

    5. Re:I for one agree by luiss · · Score: 1

      If you can get your hands on a Windows OEM install disc, it will accept the OEM key on your computer's label. Then just call Microsoft to activate.

    6. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard good things said about http://unattended.sourceforge.net/, by an admin friend who used it a couple of times to maintain a 50+ PC shop with 4 different builds. Not sure what your scale is though!

    7. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use a valid volume license and use your valid OEM keys . Read this doc from MS.

      http://download.microsoft.com/download/0/6/7/067ff 52c-a552-4f6e-852c-03d086b41f68/reimaging.doc

    8. Re:I for one agree by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      RIS from AD? RES connecting to the TS farm? WTF are you talking about? I know I'm not an MCSE or SA, but good God, man - speak English!

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    9. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn on RIS on on eof your windows servers. Boot from youor network card. Make one image with all the drivers that you need and be done with it. Works like a charm. Takes a little to get it running though. You can even integrate hotfixes and service packs every month if you would like to as well.

      You will be happy when it is all running, and all you have to do to "re-image" a machine is to bootfrom the network and login.

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/windo ws2000serv/deploy/depopt/remoteos.mspx

    10. Re:I for one agree by Blikkie · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was a bit busy at work, and didn't really think about the formulation.

      Anyhow, In any big network it usually pays off to have an image server and RIS any new machine, since it might prove a bit more flexible than ghost images. I for one am convinced that a well-built ghost image would even pay off if it is used twice, but that might be because I hate setting up a new machine. Once a basic machine has been set up, software can be pushed from the active directory, works pretty nice, even though I still have a soft spot for Novell Zenworks for those purposes.

      About RES PowerFuse: I have worked at two companies now that employ fat clients on terminal servers, that run most programs on the terminal server, but powerfuse allows graphically heavy programs to run subscribed, which means it looks like it runs on the server, while it runs locally. It may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it is pretty decent and much more affordable than Citrix (€ 350 per seat per year).

    11. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hope you're still around to read this, but you really need to start making your custom installation cds with (free) nlite!

      - nlite can slipstream new drivers into the cd (so they're transparently installed - just slipstream all the different drivers that all your computers use and it'll work great)
      - nlite can slipstream every new hotfix into the cd, so there are none to apply after installation
      - fully automate every step of the install, or every step except entering the key if you like
      - in the msfn.org forums there are guides to creating silent installers for office/whatever that you can include on the cd
      - many many windows tweaks can be pre-installed
      - the msfn.org forums are extremely helpful places to have other people do your work for you (packaging up installs/drivers to be automated, etc.)

      i wouldn't dream of going back to a different windows install customization method. nlite will seriously safe you a lot of heartache, and you can always test the final build cd/dvd iso inside a virtual machine if you like. saves the trouble of burning again and again.

    12. Re:I for one agree by OfficialReverendStev · · Score: 1

      Have you considered using Nero? I don't know if you have all the stuff you'd need for this, but if you do it's fantastic.

      Here's what I do:
      1: Install the system however I want and with whatever software and options I want.
      2: Remove the hard drive and place it into an external usb hard drive bay of another computer that has Nero on it.
      3: Open Nero and run the hard drive backup utility. (You can run it on the computer you're trying to back up, but they don't guarantee that it'll work with an active filesystem.)
      4: If you have a DVD burner you'll want to use that.
      5: The CD's or DVD's will be bootable and will restore the original computer's hard drive perfectly. And don't mind the slightly-broken English in the restore program; Nero is German afterall.

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    13. Re:I for one agree by jimicus · · Score: 1

      No different to Ghost in principle, except with Ghost you can create a bootable floppy which will burn to CD - so you don't have to do any of this "remove hard disk and plug into USB" stuff.

      Which I'd love to do (and as I've said elsewhere, it's my plan B), but my main concern is that I don't have uniform hardware and I have about 5 different user profiles. The nature of the business means I can't really rationalise that.

    14. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try unattended. Saved me from soul-eating Windows installations. Its a neat system, and free software too.

    15. Re:I for one agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And the product key on the PC only works with CDs supplied by the vendor."

      That's it! If Microsoft really gives a shit about this issue then they should make it so the key works beyond OEM versions!

  16. I concur by spineboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A logical extension of Microsofts argument would be that NO outside software can be trusted, unless you pay the special fee to MSoft so that it's "certified", otherwise they'll refuse to take the blame for anything. That just reaffirms my belief in the parent posts argument, that it's the OSs fault.

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    1. Re:I concur by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      except its an old problem. there are a lot of different pieces of software that can ruin the speed and functionality of a computer(not nearly as much now, but even still..). the worry is some resource hog will really slow down the experience at random times(a POS piece of software my school required in order to get on the network was just like this, and worse, they didn't have anything I could use to uninstall it or stop it from running ever).

      I don't care about the machine, I can write crap software to bug up the running experience if the user lets it run. Unlike a new mac or linux install, this is really a windows only problem(out of the 3). I always do a fresh install with a new windows box to get rid of anything that could be there. And everything runs alot smoother and quicker if I do that.

    2. Re:I concur by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      TiVo Desktop sucks up most of my CPU unless I kill the bastard. Yet I keep it because I like being able to download from my TiVo for backups of shows I like.

  17. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows shouldn't be installed either.

  18. "crap"let by master_kaos · · Score: 0

    So microsoft is trying to stop their own OS from being installed? Or is that not what they meant by craplet? Oh wait...

  19. I'm with MS on this one by gentimjs · · Score: 1

    I'm with microsoft on this one. I'm the IT guy for a medium size company, and when we get a new windows laptop its a tradeoff between the time it takes to reinstall and hunt down all the drivers, and the time it takes to skim the pork out of the crap the OEM preinstalled for you (sometimes only to find out that all the BS cant be cleanly removed all the way and having to break out the windows CDs anyway....). I completely agree with MS' standpoint on this one, however I dont really agree-or-disagree with their reasons for it.

  20. I agree by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Is this a serious concern

    Yes, I think it is... I remember a recent Dell laptop we got... It was so riddled with crap that at the first boot, before we had uninstalled a lot of stuff like antivirus tool *trials* and whatnot, we had confirmations and requests to do stuff basically whatever step we tried to take in Windows. Why can't these just set up their Windows installs with whatever drivers they need (drivers, not applications) and leave the user with a stack of CD's to install. They could even call the apps on those as "value added products" to try make the user feel like they get more for their money, if that would make the exec's happier. :-p

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  21. I feel their pain. by brennanw · · Score: 0, Troll

    If only people didn't WRITE PROGRAMS to run on OPERATING SYSTEMS.

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    1. Re:I feel their pain. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      and BUNDLED them without USER APPROVAL

      Did you lose your train of thought halfway through? ;-)

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  22. Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked for one of the leading crippleware-pre-installed-on-Windows companies that pre-installed software on something north of 80% of windows OEM computer out there.

    We payed the OEMs handsomely for the privilige of reducing the functionality of our software - both in discounts and in revenue-share kickbacks for upgrades.

    I'm pretty certain the money the OEMs makes from this crippleware *MORE* than pays for the cost of Windows (especially the discounted OEM windows) - and is the #1 reason HP, Dell, etc like Windows over Linux.

    Get rid of the paid-for-crippleware, and OEMs will jump to Linux very quickly.

  23. Its a valid concern.... by TechnoBunny · · Score: 1

    In the past I've delivered security/safety critical systems with Win2K components to customers. They weren't core 'must not fail, EVER' parts of the system, but they still needed to be reliable, if only for the sake of customer perceptions. They were completely clean Win2K installations, with the only other software being stuff that we'd written and tested, and the only time they went down was when we rebooted after doing software updates - typically every 6 months. So I can certainly see merit in what Gates is saying....

  24. It all boils down to the green.. by MobiusRenoire · · Score: 1

    The era of preloaded crap on PCs loaded from the manufacturer is far from over. Companies like Google, the different ISPs, McAfee, Symantec, etc all pay good money to get their software pre-loaded on new machines and you see some of that savings in the end. It's my belief that this is part of the reason it's so hard to buy a machine from these places without a MS OS; they lose out on their profit from this software, from selling you the OS and so on.

    The FIRST thing anyone should do before evaluating their new hardware is to uninstall all of the crap that comes with it, from lolMcAfee on down to Google Desktop/Search/Toolbar. Anyone that doesn't know or doesn't know how to do that isn't someone whose opinion I would accept on the subject in the first place.

  25. Rightly so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One reason I like installing my own OS (say, Linux), or I got a Mac some time ago was the relative crap-freeness (the Mac comes with T-Online and AOL (both ISPs) stuff installed, at least in Germany).

    Seriously, nobody *wants* any of that crap that comes from OEM, be it on the PC or on the cellphone.

    Sell me hardware. Sell me a system (mobile OS, Windows, Linux). Just don't install any adware, trojans (hi Acer), or other crap.

  26. And they are right by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    First thing you do when you buy a new PC is remove all the terrible software installed by these OEMs. Same goes for the damn 'extras' CDROM shipped to people from their ISP.

    Microsoft is dead correct, this software is virtually always terrible.

  27. +1 Funny by Cheesey · · Score: 1

    If only people didn't WRITE PROGRAMS to run on OPERATING SYSTEMS.

    Hey, if Vista refused to run non-Microsoft programs, that would guarantee the Vista experience, right? Microsoft should show us all what "monopoly" really means by refusing to run third-party code.

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  28. Re:Acer? by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

    Suprisingly, my Acer came with near-zero crapware. All they installed was some media-center software. Of course, that means jack-shit when you install Kubuntu over it.

    Note to Acer: Stop partitioning the HD's in half.

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  29. It won't work - Drivers need the OEM tweaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It enrages me more when they won't even provide a proper Windows install CD so I can wipe and clean-install.


    Sorry, that simply won't work. On many OEM laptops (many Sony, some Dell, some HP) you have components that simply won't work right with the default Windows drivers. The truth is that the OEMs actually do quite a bit of work digging up exact working versions of drivers; and debugging the dependances between them; and going back to the HW and SW vendors to resolve problems. I'd go so far as to say that you'd have a better chance of stock Ubuntu drivers working on your laptop than stock Windows drivers.


    (yes, I know some of you will tell me you installed Win2K at work and it just worked - the business laptops without bleeding edge components seem to be more standardized - but try forcing a clean install on some multimedia laptop and I bet you go back to the OEM-reinstall-with-the-crap or you go to Ubuntu)

    1. Re:It won't work - Drivers need the OEM tweaks by George+Beech · · Score: 1

      Uhh, it's called a "Drivers" cd .. you know the other CD they used to give you with the Vanilla windows install media.

    2. Re:It won't work - Drivers need the OEM tweaks by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Manufacturers used to take care of the drivers problem by including an OEM version of Windows and a separate CD that included the required drivers and accessory applications. Some of the accessory applications were crapware and some were actually useful programs.

    3. Re:It won't work - Drivers need the OEM tweaks by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And if OEMs used first-quality components, instead of seconds and funky-firmware'd chips, they wouldn't have this problem, and the standard off-the-shelf drivers would work.

      I've seen the problem most often with Gateways and Dells, not so much with HPs -- where only the OEM's incarnation of the driver will work (and then not nearly as well as when you have the same model in a standard chip and standard drivers). And mostly with video and NIC chips, not so much with sound chips. You'd think by now at least the venerable ATI RageII driver would be standardized, but noooooo, it's every OEM for themselves!!

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  30. I won 2 excellent systems from... by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dell, but they weren't excellent until I grabbed fresh drivers and the restore CD and did a clean install. I easily got a 10-15% performance boost on one of them, which I found kind of shocking. OEMs make money pre-loading some of this stuff, so I see their need/desire for it, but they really do need to be more selective. And how about just giving me the applications on a CD and letting me chose, would save me a lot of time.

    1. Re:I won 2 excellent systems from... by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 1

      I fat fingered the title, should be I OWN 2 excellent systems from Dell...

  31. Observations by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's funny that Microsoft is worried about distributors ruining their product, whereas Linux relies on distributors to make it into a usable product.

    It's also funny that volunteer projects like Debian and Gentoo seem to have no problem making a great distribution out of widely scattered and disorganized software, whereas the commercial vendors who ship customized versions of Windows seem to be universally succeeding only in making Windows crappier to the point that you really don't want to use the customized version.

    I guess that Microsoft middle road between providing just the bare bones like Linux and the FSF do on one hand, and providing a complete package, like Apple does, on the other hand, really isn't working well.

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    1. Re:Observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's funny that Microsoft is worried about distributors ruining their product, whereas Linux relies on distributors to make it into a usable product.

      Open Source plays a pretty big role in this. Linux distributors have access to all the source code which allows them to integrate the various components. It also makes it possible to modify components so they work better with a particular distribution.

      Another factor is that Microsoft will not allow vendors to make significant changes to the OS. Were it not for the anti-trust settlement they wouldn't even allow vendors to put icons on the desktop.

    2. Re:Observations by crimperman · · Score: 1
      commercial vendors who ship customized versions of Windows seem to be universally succeeding only in making Windows crappier


      to be fair it's not that hard to do:

      install Windows OEM, install Acrobat reader, install Norton, ship :o)

    3. Re:Observations by m50d · · Score: 1
      The linux distributors have their own name on the product - my system has a lot more "gentoo" branding than any other word, and this is from a distro that's relatively light on such things. Sony's windows-with-20-bits-of-junk only has MS's image to worry about.

      I have to disagree with your package assesment; your typical linux install set has much more software than windows, and probably more than OSX as well.

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    4. Re:Observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad I don't have any mod points because I wouldn't know if that should be modded insightful or funny....but it sure is the truth.

    5. Re:Observations by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      my system has a lot more "gentoo" branding than any other word
      Where? Except for the administration tools, Gentoo is about as vanilla as you can get without going to LFS. There's a USE flag called branding (off by default) that enables some Gentoo-branded splash screens, and there are plenty of Gentoo-related artwork packages you can install, but honestly I don't know what you're talking about. The only gratuitous logo I see during a normal day's work is the NVIDIA one, which I'm just too lazy to turn off.
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    6. Re:Observations by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      The difference is:
      On linux, most distros don't have all of the installed software running at the same time. Yes, you have 5 different web browsers, but they are on the hard drive, not in ram.

      In windows, you have all of that crap in the system tray, in ram, running.

      Offering software is good, as long as it ISN'T running. Then it becomes crapware.

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    7. Re:Observations by pyrotic · · Score: 1

      This isn't just a Microsoft issue. Part of the problem is hardware vendors shipping exotic hardware with sloppy software. I was setting up an HP server recently, and while the hardware RAID "just worked" with linux, you need to install HP's awful kernel module to be able to see the error status of the disks, fans, power supplies, and chasis temperature. No, they don't use plain old SMART and lm_sensors. The HP reporting program doesn't even work right in cron, the reports it generates have "press space to continue" in the reports. What's wrong with using a standard unix pager? Suspect it was a port from Windows. And to make it all worse, I remember some older versions of this which required you to run a certain kernel. So then you have a choice - know the status of your box, or run an old and vulnerable kernel. Yuck.

      Hardware vendors, either document your fancy kit and allow it to work with generic and well established software, or provide decent software. No excuses.

    8. Re:Observations by m50d · · Score: 1

      I probably enabled that USE flag; I don't remember it. I've got gentoo on the console background and IIRC if one installs gnome it's there on the gnome splash screen; it's there on the openoffice splash on my sistem. It has more branding than slackware, which I came from (no branding at all that I ever saw); I know it has a lot less than, say, SUSE.

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    9. Re:Observations by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 1

      Well, here's what branding I see on my Gentoo box when I boot:

      * The GRUB menu lists "Gentoo Linux, 2.6.18-r6."
      * The inittab also says "Gentoo Linux." Seems reasonable.
      * My kernel package is gentoo-sources, not vanilla-sources.
      * I have gnu-binutils, debianutils, and bsdutils.

      I think that's it. I know there's a splash screen and GDM skin if you're graphical, but this is a server.

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  32. That's great, but... by LoganTeamX · · Score: 0

    In one breath, they're worried about the gigantic evil of uncertified applications (which is no different than any other OS launch) and in the next, Vista is "the most compatible operating system they've ever had." So which is it? Stable or unstable? Lead or nitroglycerine?

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  33. Use the Decrapifier !!!! by mauriatm · · Score: 5, Informative

    The simplest solution already used by hundreds of users of newly purchased laptops and desktops with Windows XP is the PC Decrapifier. Originally named the Dell De-Crapifier the name was soon changed to support other machines "with crap" (I'm sure Dell didn't like their name dragged through the crap).

    Although this is only for XP, I'll bet a version for Vista will come along soon. Or at least one could hope.

    1. Re:Use the Decrapifier !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! Thanks for the link. We bundle dells with some specialized hardware we sell(CNC drilling units) and everytime I get one, I go through that whole 45 minute routine of uninstalling/cleaning the registery. Next time I get one in, I'm going to try the Decrapifier! Hehe

    2. Re:Use the Decrapifier !!!! by KevinColyer · · Score: 1

      This is fantastic!!! I am using it to remove Norton from an ACER laptop right now! I will be adding this to my toolkit... By the way, is this me or does Norton's Internet stuff really snarl up machines or is this my warped perspective? Anyone else have lots of problems with it?

    3. Re:Use the Decrapifier !!!! by Kineel · · Score: 1

      Sweet. Thanks for the linkage.

      I typically build my own Desktop systems, so they only have the crap I want on them. Laptops, or course, are another matter, and the Decrapifier will become one of my permanent links from now on!

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    4. Re:Use the Decrapifier !!!! by faolan_devyn_aodfin · · Score: 1

      Norton in general sucks ans I avoid using at all costs. Most viri nowadays is designed subvert Norton and McAfee now anyways so running them mean you can still get owned. If I use windows I install the free ZoneAlarms firewall Adaware, Spybot Search & Destroy, and for AV solutions there are Avast! and AVG which are both good but I prefer Avast!.

      The Norton Suites are bloatware of the worst kind. But I tend to avoid craplets and crapplications by ust using Linux, using filters for my email, adblock, blocking malicious sites through ipchains, and not running any random scripts... although I have really only had a problem with annoying ads on the net, haven't ran across any sites infects with bad "download and click me because i'm cool" scripts yet.

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  34. Microsofts own fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is Microsofts own fault. Back in the good old days, there were ads telling you to call 1-800-piracy (or whatever), if you bought a PC with Windows, and only got a restore CD, instead of a real Windows CD.

    At some point they changed this policy,and now reward those manufacturer who sell systems with restore CDs. Of course the manufacturers jumped the chance, and included as many "craplets" as they could. And with most manufacturers shipping ONLY restore CDs and no install CDs, the only way to get a clean machine is to either buy a second copy of Windows, or replace your fully licensed OEM version with a pirated copy of whatever your friends are running (usually replacing XP Home with Pro, because that's what they have).

  35. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Vihai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I call bullshit on this:

    cat /dev/random > /dev/mem

    So, is linux buggy?

    Something from userland? Here it is:

    int main()
    {
            while(1) {
                    fork();
            }
    }

  36. wipe..Disk, reinstall Windows - bad for 2 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Parent wrote The first thing I do when I get a new computer is to wipe the Hard Disk, reinstall Windows, and one by one copy drivers I need off of the Manufacturers' website.

    First of all, if you didn't go out and purchase another copy of Windows, you're violating the license agreement if you're not installing the OEM's OEM build of windows on that computer. You don't get to install an expensive retail build over your OEM build just because your company has access to developer licenses.

    Secondly, there are sometimes dependancies between software components that are more subtle than the one-driver-at-a-time that the OEMs go through great lenghts to work through. Dependances between DVD hardware / firmware / and the user-level playing/authoring/burning software for example. Unless you match the builds of all of these correctly you'll have problems.

    The licensing headaches and the technical messing around you have to do to make this work with windows just isn't worth the hassle.

  37. What goes around, comes aroud by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    Actually, I agree that most of this crapware should be banned, It always should have been. Plus the crap is on the restore image disks that PCs come with, so that there is no way to really escape it short of buying a separate copy of Windows at full retail price. I got burned on this on the last 2 PCs I got & it was so bad for the laptop, that I just reformatted the HD & installed Ubuntu, sending XP to electronic Hell.

    That said, whose fault is all this? MS itself has been pushing the restore images very hard. Seems like activation + WGA should be enough without inflicting a cripple-dick restore system on people. OEMs have razor thin margins, & the crapware helps that out. If MS is serious why don't they offer a deep discount to those who only install certified crapware or none at all. With an 80-85% profit margin, one thinks they could. Or arent they serious?

    Besides, I though Vista was uncrashable, just like Win95, Win98, ... WinXP. What gives?

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    1. Re:What goes around, comes aroud by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Besides, I though Vista was uncrashable, just like Win95, Win98, ... WinXP. What gives?

      "Uncrashable" and "Cannot be made to suck" are two different things.

    2. Re:What goes around, comes aroud by smitty97 · · Score: 1
      it was so bad for the laptop, that I just reformatted the HD & installed Ubuntu, sending XP to electronic Hell.

      excellent idea, but MS doesn't care. they still got your money.

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  38. They should ban startup apps from the registry by HighOrbit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Beside the annoying trial crap that fills up diskspace, the worst stuff is the boot-time startup crap that cripples the machine and adds another 45 seconds to boot time. I'm not talking about system or server services here, but the third-party consumer applications like iTunes or Real-player. Msconfig is good for dianostics, but sometimes you have to hunt down offending start-up programs in the registry to permanantly turn them off at boot-time. MS should remove the "run" option from the registry for those sorts of things and require them to go into the old "start up" folder. That way, they will be easy to find, and a normal user can delete them without hosing the entire machine.

    1. Re:They should ban startup apps from the registry by jamesshuang · · Score: 1

      That would be BRILLIANT... If crap can't autolaunch on windows startup, we've gotten rid of the virus problem as well! Most of the viruses today hide in the registry under piles of crap. Why thought up registry autorun anyways?!

    2. Re:They should ban startup apps from the registry by mike2R · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just for anyone who doesn't know, check out Mike Lin's Startup Monitor and Startup Control Panel for a nice solution.

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    3. Re:They should ban startup apps from the registry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those running vista, they actually managed something right here, albeit not discoverable at all.

      Open windows defender, click "Tools", then "Software Explorer". It shows you all of the proggy's marked to run at startup, and also where they're marked (which regkey, startup folder, etc).

  39. What to tag this? by segin · · Score: 0

    Maybe I should tag this article as "crap"?

  40. No Craplets in Mac OS X by bhima · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Interestingly this was universally the first thing my friends & family noticed when I quit supporting their HP and Packard Bell MS Windows computers and forced them to update to iMacs. I always wondered why Apple doesn't bring that up in their adverts.

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  41. Vista Certified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In related news Microsoft (MSFT) announced the "VCCP" (Vista Certified Crap) program.

  42. Personally... by Zanthor · · Score: 1

    The first thing I do to any machine purchased from an OEM is nuke the site from orbit. They install so much crap the brand spanking new machine you bought runs about as well as a 5 year old box thats setup properly.

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  43. I don't have a train of thought. by brennanw · · Score: 1

    It's more like a hand-cart with a sticky wheel.

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    1. Re:I don't have a train of thought. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's going in my BBS tagline file :)

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  44. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by MartinG · · Score: 5, Informative

    $ cat /dev/random > /dev/mem
    bash: /dev/mem: Permission denied

    As for the forkbomb, have a look at "ulimit -u"

    I agree with you that it's not always the OS fault, but a _properly configured_ operating system should not become unstable when it is running crappy code.

    How do you do "ulimit -u" on Windows btw?

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  45. If MS gets what it wants... by PingSpike · · Score: 1

    If MS gets what it wants on this one, I suspect PC costs will go up. Like it or not, I'm pretty sure Dell and company are paid to install all of that garbage. And considering how price competitive the US PC market is...at least some of that results in savings for the end customer. Basically, the PC purchase was subsidized by advertisements.

    And what about Microsoft's own craplets? How come its so hard to get rid of MSN Messenger on some older PCs it shows up on? Hell, isn't it virtually impossible to uninstall most of the bundled software applications that come with windows? My windows 2K server box kept failing automatic update after I removed outlook express because it couldn't install an OE update. While I can understand Microsofts complaints here, and I even agree that some of the blame is going to be unfairly laid on them...it seems like they play this same little game when it suits them.

    I really doubt we've seen the last of 'craplets'. OEMs aren't likely to toss that kickback anytime soon in such a low margin business.

  46. Truer words never spoken by istartedi · · Score: 1

    On my Dell at work there is a little folder called crap. I have this folder on every Windows machine I ever got from a major OEM. In there, I put all the desktop shortcuts that clutter my desk. It tidies up my desktop, and if I should, by some slim chance, ever need the app, it's not uninstalled. I can still access it.

    In all my years as a Windows user, not once have I ever had a need to open the crap folder.

    Some of the crap is bad enough that you have to uninstall it, in particular, "support agents" and other annoying popup generators or Bob-like help thingies. Immediately uninstall. This roughly doubles the time it takes to setup a new box, so in a sense OEMs have already been harminng Windows like this for years. It's just that they usually don't destabilize the entire OS. I guess maybe they just weren't trying hard enough. Way to go, big OEMs. Thank God for "screwdriver shops" and "known to work well" hardware setups learned about online.

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  47. DING DING DING!! by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1
    We have a winner!
    Only those with deep enough pockets should be able to threaten system stability. It's about access to resources. You wouldn't want the end user to get the notion that s/he could write and distribute software (shudder).
    And there it is. Microsoft can finally work toward getting those damned "hobbyist" programmers locked out of creating their own "uncertified" software for their shiny new OS, and <shudder> distributing that untested and uncertified software to other hapless victims via the Web. Their attempt in prior versions to lock these "hobbyists" out by over-pricing their development suites didn't work -- they either got pirated, or the hobbyist programmers turned to alternative IDE's/compilers. (How soon until those third-party software packages no longer function?) And you don't really think the new Games For Windows initiative is for the benefit of the gamer community, do ya? All this is even more sadly ironic given that the entire computer gaming industry owes its very existence to hobbyists, yet now Microsoft wants to lock it down and claim it as their own.

    I realize this is old news, but it's approaching the point where Microsoft will actually be able to enforce this. If you're not a "certified professional" with deep pockets willing to undergo (and pay for) MS certification for your software, then, eventually, your hobbyist programs (and mine!) simply will not run. Such lockout probably won't happen with this first version of Vista, but give it time. In fact some of the groundwork for locking out hobbyist computer users has already been set.
    1. Re:DING DING DING!! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      That's a hilarious little rant, considering that Linux already effectively locks out hobbyist programmers for anyone but power users who know how to download source code and compile it themselves, by using centralized repositories of software.

    2. Re:DING DING DING!! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except those repositories are NOT centralized. Any Tom, Dick or Harry that wants to can offer to provide supplementary files. McAfee could set themselves up as a Debian repository. It would just be a minor config change to "the registry". That, along with any sort of build commands you would ever be interested could all be automated.

      Some projects even use nice GUI wrappers for their build system. You hit a button rather than typing make.

      There's really nothing magical about an installshield script. The interpreter just has a bit more pizzaz.

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    3. Re:DING DING DING!! by clodney · · Score: 1

      You know, decaf tinfoil works just as well as the real thing.

    4. Re:DING DING DING!! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      It would just be a minor config change to "the registry".

      That's strictly for power users. Normal users won't do that to install some random app or game. If it's not in the official repository, it may as well not exist. Furthermore, suggesting that every hobbyist developer set up their own repositories for every distro is patently absurd.

      Additionally, builiding isn't the only task. You have to somehow make the program accessible to the user, too. And that's distro-dependent, too.

      There is basically no viable method of software distribution for Linux other than getting added to multiple repositories. And that's not going to happen for everyone.

    5. Re:DING DING DING!! by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      Tin foil hats do also require you to be aware at all times, to stop other people from removing it; thus the caffeine is helpful.

    6. Re:DING DING DING!! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There is NOTHING "distro dependent" about making an app accessable to the user.

      There are DESKTOP specific hooks that are required to get something visible on one of the DESKTOPS. However, there are long established common methods for that. Or the 2 big ones could just be coded by the developer or packager.

      Accomodating the two major options is hardly an onerous task. ...then there's always the PATH, where ANY properly installed Unix app can be found. Not just Linux, but HPUX, Ultrix, SunOS, AIX, Unicos, QNX, SCO or anything else you care to name. ...as far as the "every developer" thing being absurd. It's already done and isn't any worse than expecting end users to download every single app from an entirely different source.

      At least the apt/yum method allows for multiple sources to be hooked into a common comprehensive system. Adding a new repository in something like synaptic is no worse than downloading something and will need not be repeated after every single update.

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  48. you get what you pay for. by Daltorak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stop buying garbage, consumer-level hardware from the major OEMs if you don't want consumer-level garbage software shoved in your face.

    Let's pick on Dell, since they're what I'm most familiar with in my professional dealings:

    Part of the reason many of their machines, -especially- the Dell Inspiron laptops, are so cheap is because the cost of the machine is being heavily subsidised by 3rd-party product placements. They also outsource technical support for consumer-level hardware to second-rate call facilities in India that don't have the capability to escalate problems to technicians in the United States.

    If you buy a Dell Precision laptop, you'll get the proper media and you won't be subject to piles of shovelware. Yes, it's somewhat more expensive, but you get treated much better. The build quality of the Precision line is miles better, to boot; it's more likely to last the rigours of four, five years of use.

    Always remember: You get what you pay for.

    1. Re:you get what you pay for. by HugePedlar · · Score: 1

      The last laptop I bought for the office was a Core 2 Duo Vaio at £1100 (about $2000 I believe) direct from Sony , which came laden with shit and a "recovery partition" and not even so much as a CD (I won't be buying Sony again, but for many reasons). "You get what you pay for"? How the hell much am I supposed to pay? Is $2000 not enough?

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    2. Re:you get what you pay for. by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Another option is to actually read the choices Dell gives you when you are "building" your computer. I recently got a new Inspiron laptop; if you order it with XP Pro there was a checkbox for "windows media cd" or some such. The price? $0. If you ordered the laptop with XP Home, the windows CD costed $10 (no idea why).

      That said, I wanted to get one of the Latitude laptops (the Inspiron is butt-ugly, and the Latitudes feel more solidly built), but I was hunting seriously just after the core2duo came out and Dell couldn't tell me when they were going to update the Latitude line with them. That, and I found a coupon for something like $400 off any Inspiron over $1500 which was just too good to pass up (for everyone that says Macs aren't really that much more expensive, it would have cost nearly double what I paid, or ~$1400 more, to get a similarly-configured Macbook Pro).

      Best of all, it is easy to find drivers for everything, so a wipe and reinstall to clean out all the crap was very straightforward. Unlike my old Gateway; I still haven't managed to find drivers anywhere (at least, ones that work) for the ATI Rage Mobility M6 that thing has in it.

    3. Re:you get what you pay for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I did with my HP was use nLite to integrate the drivers from the zap dvd-s into a clean Windows install (a little tweaked and with the cdkey from the sticker integrated to save some typing on reinstall). Worked like a charm, only the Audigy 4 needed additionally downloaded drivers :) .

    4. Re:you get what you pay for. by evansvillelinux · · Score: 1

      Always remember: You get what you pay for. AMEN! I made the mistake of dropping some serious coinage on a bunch of Dell Dimension 2400 machines. On several of them, either the motherboard or the power supply croaked very soon after warranty. Caveat emptor!
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  49. Who the hell would want to sell a Windows box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always loathed the junk installed on PCs from HP, Dell, Compaq back in the day, Packard-Bell ... but ... if these hardware companies, with their razor-thin margins, can't easily customise the boxes they sell ... then ...

    What the hell would ANYONE be in the Windows box business anymore? To get yelled at and jerked around my Microsoft? I'd rather MS just buy my damn company and sell their own PCs outright. The era of Personal Computers is over - just let Microsoft expand their monopoly power and WIPE-OUT the remaining PC vendors.

    Pathetic.

  50. Kickbacks should be disclosed by spywhere · · Score: 1

    When AOL, Norton, Real and MusicMatch (among many others) pay Dell to include their incredibly bloated crapware on your new PC, Dell should be required to tell you that they paid... and how much.

    Similarly, if the EU can force Microsoft to release Windows without a media player, they should also force the OEMs to offer computers with Windows only. They would cost a bit more, but it would be well worth it.

  51. Somebody please think about retail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it weren't for the pre-installed junk, I would have had nothing to do when I worked at Best Buy as a basic tech. When we sold new computers, we automatically hit every customer up for "System Optimization" (to remove the crapware), "Anti-Virus Package", and the labor charge for installing Windows system updates. On average about $60-$75. When I was ready to get fired, I watched the salesperson close the sale and convince the customer they needed every one of those things. Then I told them they didn't really and watched them walk out the door.

  52. I have an idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution to this is what we like to call 'building your own computer' and 'installing your own operating system'.

    1. Re:I have an idea! by polar+red · · Score: 1

      That's rather hard if you want a laptop.

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    2. Re:I have an idea! by westlake · · Score: 1
      The solution to this is what we like to call 'building your own computer' and 'installing your own operating system'.

      ---a solution which in the general consumer market died with Heathkit in 1992.

  53. Re:wipe..Disk, reinstall Windows - bad for 2 reaso by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

    Every computer i've gotten recently have included an straight from Microsoft OEM version of windows. Same as the normal retail version, just with a scary "Don't ever sell this without a computer or Steve Ballmer will personally throw a chair through your window" warning. That's the one I reinstall. That version doesn't include OEM crapware with it, they normally include that on the "Packard Bell restoration CD".

  54. Mod parent up! by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the best description of those craptacular add-ons from OEM suppliers I've seen yet. Circusware, hehe. I remember the first time installing a retail copy of Windows on a home built PC. Startling in how clean it was. No trial anti-virus or AOL logos (okay, it was a while ago).

    I thought it was interesting that Michael Dell asked how much people would pay to get a clean copy of the OS without all the bundled crapware. You can read it in this article: Zdnet blog

    I would've asked how much it was worth to him to get me to stop building my own PC's and buy another Dell? The arrogance of the position that I would have to pay extra to get rid of crap I didn't want in the first place really chaps my undies. Screw you, Mikey. You can take your cheap ass hardware and OEM circusware, along with your call center techs who don't speak English as a native language, and stick it all right up your ass. Don't act like you have a right to my business. If you want my money, earn it you arrogant bitch.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "Dell computer spokesman Marco Pena said the issue is a concern whenever a new operating system is introduced, but said his company has tested every applet they put on their computer to ensure its Vista compatibility. Dell customers who order online are also offered the option to not have applets pre-installed, he said." - Yes Mike, just like you've been testing your XP preinstalls for the past five years.

      Dell makes excellent hardware that is sadly crippled by their junk preinstall. Needless to say, I only buy laptops from them and build everything else myself. The laptops get an instant nuke-and-repave.

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    2. Re:Mod parent up! by 0racle · · Score: 1
      Dell makes excellent hardware that is sadly crippled by their junk preinstall.

      Ok
      A. Dell buys hardware, it makes nothing and
      B. they buy from the lowest bidder as they need parts, making the hardware neither excellent nor uniform during a product family.

      There is nothing good I can say about Dell's.
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    3. Re:Mod parent up! by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 0

      Ok...

      A. For the most part, you are correct.
      B. Dell uses the same logic board in every product in a product line (GX280, GX520..). Since audio, graphics, and network are on-board, you get the same parts with each unit.

    4. Re:Mod parent up! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I like 2 things about Dell: price and DOA support. When building my own machine, I can't match Dell's price. Of course I get to pick all the components, so the quality is higher. The DOA support is often a big deal, though. Most doomed parts die within a few weeks or never work at all. When I build my own and find the motherboard is bad and it took out my power supply it is a headache to get both replaced under warranty. 2 (or more) different suppliers is quite a logistical problem. I've even had cases where it took so long to get everything working that it was no longer under warranty by the time I was using it.

      With Dell, I can count on spending 2 hours doing a stupid online chat and getting a new system sent. If I've got cocktails handy the chat doesn't even make me angry.

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    5. Re:Mod parent up! by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

      This is not true. I have ordered multiple systems in the same product line and had them vastly different. Two 380Ns bought six months apart were not the same processor, memory, vid card etc. An identical configuration to the one I already had was not even an option when ordering.

    6. Re:Mod parent up! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "A. Dell buys hardware, it makes nothing and "
      Maybe. Not sure if this is the case for laptops.

      "B. they buy from the lowest bidder as they need parts, making the hardware neither excellent nor uniform during a product family."
      Possibly true with their low-end desktop units, but definately not the case with their laptops, especially the higher end ones. In fact, their parts often remain uniform and consistent across multiple product families. (for example, Inspiron 8000,8100, and 8200 all using a compatible video card interface)

      The only nonuniformity I've seen within a (lapto) product family that isn't explicitly stated by a new model number for a peripheral (e.g. NVidia 7800 Go vs. 7900GS, Dell 350 vs. 355 Bluetooth module) is the hard drive and possibly the display, although I have found Dell displays to always be good (as long as you stick with TrueLife or UltraSharp variants, not the junky lowend stuff.)

      I know nothing about their desktop units in terms of quality and such - I always build my own desktop hardware. Not exactly possible with a laptop.

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    7. Re:Mod parent up! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      yeah, agreed. The last PC I bought was a Dell. It's a good PC, but I had to deal with the damn circus freaks they call employees. First, the World's Dumbest Man placed my order. Then the Girl Without A Native Language talked to my wife when the computer was two weeks late. Then, after my flat panel monitor was discovered to be DOA, I had to talk to the Sultan of Stupidia, who spoke quite a curious dialect, then the Worlds Most Inarticulate Woman, and finally Sri Bhagwon Rangoon and his Amazing Hold Button in order to get them to send me a replacement monitor. Like I said, a bunch of circus freaks.

      After weeks of living in a surreal world of especially bad customer service, I got my new flat panel monitor as well as a free set of surround speakers (granted to me by the Ringmaster Suresh for my excessive troubles). In the end I got more than what I paid for and a new PC that is still working as well as when it was new. I just had to deal with Dell's merry band of lunatics to get it. I guess it could have been worse. And now I have funny stories to tell!

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    8. Re:Mod parent up! by planetmn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe. Not sure if this is the case for laptops.

      This is true for the laptops as well. I don't remember who the OEM is off the top of my head, but Dell does not manufacturer any computers.

      Possibly true with their low-end desktop units, but definately not the case with their laptops, especially the higher end ones. In fact, their parts often remain uniform and consistent across multiple product families. (for example, Inspiron 8000,8100, and 8200 all using a compatible video card interface)

      The only nonuniformity I've seen within a (lapto) product family that isn't explicitly stated by a new model number for a peripheral (e.g. NVidia 7800 Go vs. 7900GS, Dell 350 vs. 355 Bluetooth module) is the hard drive and possibly the display, although I have found Dell displays to always be good (as long as you stick with TrueLife or UltraSharp variants, not the junky lowend stuff.)


      You are confusing same part, with same chipset. Dell has specs for the different components of a computer and they are purchased from the cheapest provider at the time. So you have multiple manufacturers building to the same spec. They will use the defined chipset, and the defined interfaces, but they are different boards.

      We ordered some Dell's for project PCs (so IT didn't get to touch them), all the same model with the same options (and this is from the business, not personal side of the house). There were never more than three of the six with the same component in them. The manufacturers of the motherboard, hard drives, optical drives, etc. were not consistent among the six computers.

      -dave

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    9. Re:Mod parent up! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The arrogance of the position that I would have to pay extra to get rid of crap I didn't want in the first place really chaps my undies.

      What he was likely implying (if he didn't say outright -- no link?) was that the junk they install is paid for by the respective companies -- McAfee/Norton, AOL, WildTangent, etc. -- and in the world of razor-thin margins, every little bit helps. I wouldn't be surprised if the arrangement allows them to cut the price of systems by $100 or more.

      Yeah, the stuff is annoying.. The only system I've bought with Windows preloaded was an HP laptop for the GF, but I'd sanitized friends' computers in the past ("Why is my brand new computer running so slow?" "Here, lemme fix that for you..") and it only takes a few minutes to uninstall the junk. A few minutes of my time is worth $100. Maybe its not for some people, but they're free to buy more expensive systems.

    10. Re:Mod parent up! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Oops, your link was there, I just read too fast. After reading TFA, there's not really any information beyond what you wrote, so I'd wager my inference is correct.

  55. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...OEMs are concerned that MS's one big craplet will turn their products into doorstops.

  56. 1 craplet I cannot stand by xivulon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Am I hearing this straight? MS is complaining that OEMs are pre-installing craplets without asking the user? What about the fact that MS bullies the OEMs to install Windows craplet without giving the users any other option? Differently from all the other craplets, Windows is the only pre-installed software without try-and-then-pay scheme, you have to pay in advance for it, and a refund is so difficult that if you manage to get one, you are guaranteed to go on the front page of /.

    1. Re:1 craplet I cannot stand by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I've never had trouble buying a computer without XP on it. In fact, the last computer I bought on behalf of my father didn't have an OS at all. He already had a copy of Windows 98SE which he installed on it, then upgraded to XP Home when he felt he needed to. Also, you could build your own? I don't see Microsoft telling you what to put on your own build.

      I love the whole 'I CAN'T BUY A COMPUTER WITHOUT XP ON IT!" thing that flies around this place. Can I suggest that you aren't trying?

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    2. Re:1 craplet I cannot stand by xivulon · · Score: 1

      The point is that for most PC/laptops you buy, you can choose almost anything, except the OS. Sure you can get some obscure brand, on some obscure website or build your own, but what if you want that particular ModelX-BrandY laptop, just without that particular OS? What if you want to try the OS for a few days before buying? What if you want to touch your laptop before buying it, like in a shop? Tough luck then. Maybe you can claim that OEM are free to choose, and they all have happened to choose not make you choose the OS. Maybe, or maybe not... We know for instance that MS has the bad habit of bending OEM arms behind their back. This is what Mr Kempin, the person in charge of Microsoft's OEM division, wrote to Ballmer in a memo some time ago': "I'm thinking of hitting the OEMs harder than in the past with anti-Linux. ... they should do a delicate dance". It is funny that someone complains about users having to tolerate preinstalled software when the same company pushes their software to be preinstalled without users having a say, nor a chance of a refund.

    3. Re:1 craplet I cannot stand by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      what if you want that particular ModelX-BrandY laptop, just without that particular OS
      We know for instance that MS has the bad habit of bending OEM arms behind their back [...] in a memo some time ago

      I rest my case, your honour.

      As far as I can tell, that is now an OEM decision, not an MS decision. As you said, the memo in question was some time ago, and there have been a few court-cases and lawsuits since then with no further evidence that MS actually acts the same way now that it did then. I have seen plenty of advertisements for PCs with Windows and Linux pre-installed from the same vendor, on the same page no less. Maybe I look at different magazines to you.

      What if you want to try the OS for a few days before buying?

      Good idea, but if you're buying online it's impractical. You can go to a shop and ask for a demonstration.

      What if you want to touch your laptop before buying it, like in a shop?

      You mean like you can, in a shop? That's more to do with the manufacturer you buy from than Microsoft.

      Maybe you can claim that OEM are free to choose, and they all have happened to choose not make you choose the OS. Maybe, or maybe not...

      Well, from my own observations and experience, they haven't all made me choose an OS. In fact, when I'm buying a pre-built computer (rarely, considering I build my own), if I don't have the choice to take the OS off, I don't buy it, and I go somewhere else. There's no point in being loyal to a brand that doesn't actually give you what you want.

      I will merely reiterate that I have never had a problem with getting an OS-free PC, nor would I have any issue with getting a PC pre-installed with a flavour of Linux. If your 'brand' isn't doing that, vote with your feet. Companies pay more attention to profits than Slashdot.

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  57. Wonderful news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft really wants those "craplets" to go... You know, the usual suspects: Firefox, Thunderbird, VLC... Please Microsoft, make the OEM stick with IE, Windows Mail (i.e. Outlook) and Windows Media Player!

    AC

    1. Re:Wonderful news! by westlake · · Score: 1
      You know, the usual suspects: Firefox

      The same Firefox that leaks like a sieve and consumes system resources like there was no tomorrow?

      You say it's the add-ons that case trouble? Then why does Firefox direct you to the presumably trustworthy Moz page for downloads?

  58. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Isn't ulimit only applied to programs running from the current shell; ie. it's useless if something's run through X?

  59. OEM Crapware by StormReaver · · Score: 1

    I had to look up and see if the fabric of the universe was tearing, because this is one of the times that Microsoft is right. Whenever my workplace buys me a new laptop, the first thing I do is dual boot it with Fedora. I used to just repartition the drive, but all the OEM crapware has forced me to wipe it clean and reinstall everything from scratch.

    Microsoft is right that OEMs make Windows look worse than it already is.

  60. And M$ started it! by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    M$ started the whole trend when they produced that God Awful pre-instalation program allowing vendors to insert their name and logo in almost as many places as the desktop.ini file shows up(seems like 347,936 at last look). It is still one of the worst craplets of all time. Nobody wants to see Dell or HP (or the local whitebox) logos on damn near every screen possible on a computer.

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  61. Re:wipe..Disk, reinstall Windows - bad for 2 reaso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually just wipe the harddisk and install some sane OS, but that might just be me

  62. Read the Old New Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  63. Lol by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It must suck to be a computer manufacturer.

    *XP is released, Dell sells a billion computers*
    Customers: Why the hell won't your computer allow me to edit my pictures, and why do I have a virus?
    Tech Support: Well you need to install this third party software and...
    Customers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too hard!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!
    System Builders: OK, it's all installed.
    Customers: Why the hell is my computer so slow?
    Tech Support: Well you said that you wanted us to install this software for you and...
    Customers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make my computer faster!!!!!!!!!!!
    System Builders: OK, it's a bare build again.
    *Vista is released*
    Customers: Why the hell won't your computer allow me to edit my pictures and why do I have a virus?

  64. Vista the Craplet by EyyySvenne · · Score: 1

    How about removing the craplets that is built-in with Vista first before going after OEMs?

  65. That's not the point by mwlewis · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you're missing the point. The crapware was subsidizing your purchase. If he doesn't include it, he either loses the money, or he passes the difference along to the customer.

    Think of all the people who talk about how they'd be willing to pay for tv shows without commercials (regardless of whether they'd actually shell out or not). Do you make the same argument in that case?

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    1. Re:That's not the point by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Well considering how rarely I watch tv in the first place (never)... A total lack of commercials might just be enough incentive to get me to watch. So, is my business worth that much to the tv networks? Probably not. But anyway, to answer your question, yes, the same argument can be made in that case.

      For people who are not going to build their own box no matter what, it makes sense for Dell to ask how much they'd pay to get rid of the crap. For people who are not going to buy a Dell with crap on it, it makes sense to ask Dell if they would remove the crap and lower the cost just to get those people's business.

      For people who watch tv regularly anyway, it makes sense to ask whether they'd pay to remove the commercials. For people who don't watch tv (really because the shows are crap more than because of the commercials, but whatever. For the sake of argument, we'll say its the commercials), it makes sense to ask the networks if they would remove the commercials just to get my business.

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    2. Re:That's not the point by lennart78 · · Score: 1

      You can state that crapware subsidizes my purchase, but I wonder to what extend?

      Looking at TV-shows for instance, these are riddled with (hidden) commercials already, why do they need to interrupt them every 10 minutes to shove a block of commercials down my throat? And has the quality of TV shows gotten any better because of the inline advertising? No. Through all the ranks it's all dumbing down. When was the last time I actually saw a music video on MTV, you know, with actual musicians in it?

      We see the same with computer software. Most software is ad-supported, and the only reason for most of this crapware to be pushed on your new machine is to generate more advertisement revenue stream. It's a self-perpetuating industry, whether anyone actually spends a dime is not important, advertisement has become it's own justification.

      And frankly, I'm stunned by the liberties all the marketeers and advertisers allow themselves to be as intrusive as possible. Whenever I am in a public space, I am constantly subjected to communcication aimed not at me but at my wallet. And we let these assholes get away with it.

      I'm no great MS fan, but they have my blessing to use all their powers of monopoly to stop these practices, so that when I buy an off-the-shelf product, it's ready for use, and I don't need to spend hours getting it back to basic.

      P.S.
      Not unlike many of you /. crowd, I'm always the one they call when this crapware f*cks up a guys machine and it's 'not working anymore'. Thanks a bunch Dell!

    3. Re:That's not the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a nit pick, but removing the crap would increase the cost, not lower it. Other companies pay Dell to put their icons on your desktop. So... those companies are in effect lowering (subsidising) the cost of your computer. If you want to get rid of them, you'd have to be willing to pay a higher price.

    4. Re:That's not the point by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      When was the last time I actually saw a music video on MTV, you know, with actual musicians in it?

      Go buy a TiVo, not only is it trivial to skip the ads you can easily set it up to record the real music videos playing at 3am-7am (and easily skip songs you don't like).

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    5. Re:That's not the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easier to find actual videos online now, if not through video sites, then perhaps by video shoutcasts.

      As for MTV, I'm wondering why they haven't gotten around to putting a strikethough on 'usic' and doing a typeover with 'indless' to reflect the current nature of their current programming.

  66. Buy Business Class PC's by qwerty1 · · Score: 1

    This is only a problem for Consumer OEM PC's. If you buy a true business class PC then there is little to no crapware installed. I have standardized our Company on HP systems and their business desktops and notebooks have very little that needs to be removed. However their Home computers are different. I bought an HP Consumer laptop for my parents for Christmas and I spent 2 Hours removing all the unecessary Crap. It is the same problem with AntiVirus software. Both Symantec and Network Associates make a corporate AV solution that is easy to use, configure and control. Their consumer programs on the other hand are almost as bad as a Virus. They have constant Pop ups, they always tell you that you are in DANGER DANGER!! you better renew or your system will crash. I have never been able to figure out how to schedule them to do anything. I cannot recommend for anyone to buy any product with Norton in the name.

    1. Re:Buy Business Class PC's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call horseshit. I've seen plenty of crapware on Dell's business laptops for small business. Maybe in the enterprise class this is different, but in the small business space Dell still cruds things up. They DO at least include a real CD of Windows XP Pro, but that still means you're doing a reinstall.

  67. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Informative

    The ulimit is a property of each process which is passed on to any children that it spawns. This works for any program, not just a shell. There is no reason why you can't ulimit your window manager: then, every program it launches will also be subject to the same resource limits.

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  68. Terminology by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, if Microsoft starts to block theese Craplets, does that mean the OEM people will be getting Turdburgled ?
    I just want to make sure I have my terminology right for when the shit hits the fan.

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    1. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, if Microsoft starts to block theese Craplets, does that mean the OEM people will be getting Turdburgled ?
      I just want to make sure I have my terminology right for when the shit hits the fan.


      Only Score:1? (no funny?) Cmon people...

      This was the best chuckle I had so far today! Thanks Joebert.
  69. OS apart by pato101 · · Score: 1
    The problem would be solved by selling the OS apart. As a linux-only user I would be happy as well

    Wait... isn't that -including the OS- the reason why Ms has become what it is?

  70. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by timmarhy · · Score: 0

    windows has perfectly good resource managment. limit -u won't stop a fork bomb grinding user space to a halt though. bottom line, no way to stop poorly written apps fucking up the users experience.

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  71. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will no longer support Craplets like Outlook, Explorer, etc?

  72. If you use Dell computers by m93 · · Score: 1



    you can avoid the bloat situation by making sure you buy from the business section of their catalog/website. The business machines come with regular install CD's and clean images. However, you will have to purchase the items with a business credit card.

  73. Formal Definition of "Craplet" by teneighty · · Score: 1

    Craplet (krp'lt', -lt) n. A software application that is present under the following Microsoft Windows registry key:

    HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run
  74. Crapware on pcs with limited ram by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    I occasionally do a little freelance computer repair work, and 99% of the time I'm removing popups from startup that are either from adware or from missing adware. I'm also nearly always asked what can be done to make said computer run faster, and so I take a little look and see that immediately after login the pc has 110% ram usage, and 20-50% cpu usage. Typically it's a cut-price pre-built pc with 256MB of ram and several peices of crapware that use a good 50-100MB between them. I clean a few off that they don't want and recommend them to get some more ram (another 256MB is under £20, even at pcworld) if they want to play games newer than 5 years old on it.

    I'm always thanked for how much faster the pc is afterwards. In one case they actually thanked me for making it quieter because I removed something using 100% of their cpu and forcing the fans to full speed.

  75. Try.. by m93 · · Score: 1

    Try Dell Business PC's/Laptops. They come with clean images and regular OS cd's.

  76. Re:Acer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Suprisingly, my Acer came with near-zero crapware

    In my experience, my Acer had about 20 junk startups installed on it from the factory (yes, I do consider a "special" Acer versions of windows power management, keyboard manager, etc... junk).

    But the best part is, who cares about crapware when the machine comes with a rootkit preinstalled!

    Awesome! /me loves that Acer understands my "needs".

  77. This is candyass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Microsoft? The company that bullied vendors in to paying for windows even if they don't ship it on PCs and froze out any competition. The largest software company in the world. They are worried that 3rd party apps will make their shit look bad?!?


    Hell, MS, why not just only allow "certified" apps to actually run on Vista?


    Sounds to me like someone isn't confident in their product. If the are smart, hook Dell up to a deal that prevents them from pre-installing OSX when Apple really decides to go for the throat. That one is in the mail.

  78. Talking out of Both Sides of Their Mouth by Obsidian+Dagger · · Score: 0

    I did RTFA and several of the comments and noticed one interesting thing. Microsoft wants it boths ways because they want every system builder (disclosure:I work at a sysyem builder and regional distributor) to preload a 60 day trial of Office 2007 of every new system with Vista.

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  79. Re:Acer? by jobsagoodun · · Score: 1

    hurrah! Me too. My acer laptop didn't even get to boot XP, so I've no idea as to how much crapware was preinstalled. I put ubuntu straight onto it first boot.

  80. Legitimate Concern by xdc · · Score: 1

    My Compaq laptop came severely cluttered with OEM-pre-installed turds, including twenty-some "games", which had to be uninstalled one-by-one. Since I get to work with clean Microsoft Volume Licensing copies of WinXP Pro at work, this did not change my opinion of the OS itself. It did make the OOBE quite irritating, though, and I'm sure that this sort of thing impacts people's opinions of Windows. Funny how Microsoft hasn't cared about rampant Windows XP crappification but now that they want to promote a new OS, it matters.

    FWIW, I think that Microsoft should at least pressure OEMs to provide customers with the <em>option</em> of installing a relatively clean copy of Windows from the recovery discs/partition, as a non-patronizing alternative to the industry standard OEM junkfest.

  81. Consensus???? by gsslay · · Score: 1
    Wow. It would appear that for the first time ever everyone on slashdot is in agreement about a Microsoft story!


    Absolutely everyone hates craplets and Microsoft's concern is valid. Not that they can do anything about it.

  82. Re:Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's succ by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty certain the money the OEMs makes from this crippleware *MORE* than pays for the cost of Windows (especially the discounted OEM windows) - and is the #1 reason HP, Dell, etc like Windows over Linux.

    Get rid of the paid-for-crippleware, and OEMs will jump to Linux very quickly.


    Only because the OEM and crippleware folks can write stuff and preinstall it on Linux just as easily as windows. Wiping and reloading from basics only works for the slashdot crowd. OEM reload software is typically a discimage of the OS and apps that they preinstall. It's not a solution for average users to speed up their machines.

  83. In the meantime by maxume · · Score: 4, Informative

    Microsoft recently bought them out, but sysinternals usually has the answer to things like this:

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/util ities/Autoruns.mspx

    It enumerates pretty much everything set to launch at start up and gives you the option to turn it off.

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  84. Amen by SilentUrbanFox · · Score: 1

    My primary problems with the Windows operating system isn't the operating system itself; it is the immense amount of crap that is packaged by default that slows startup, causes instability, etc. A fresh install of Windows XP, by and far, performs well even on legacy hardware. But an OEM install on the same machine most likely crawls.

  85. Even crapware on the mac by klubar · · Score: 1

    I was surprised at how much crapware there was on a stock mac. I would have thought that the macs would be delivered without hyperactive trials. For your convenience, Macs come preloaded with adobe reader, flash, google and trials of office and omniware (at a minimum).

    Best advice for any new machine, reformat it and re-install the OS.

    1. Re:Even crapware on the mac by dmnic · · Score: 1

      while a Mac does have this trialware by default, when you reinstall from the included DVDs, you have the option to NOT INSTALL any of these apps!.
      big difference than with Dell/HP/Compaq/Gateway/eMachines restore discs...

    2. Re:Even crapware on the mac by klubar · · Score: 1

      Actually--depending on which model Dell the re-install disk doesn't have any crapware. It's a straight install of the operating system.

      No hidden options to do a clean install. I don't know about HP and others as I don't have any experience with them.

      One man's free trial software is anothers crapware. I'm sure someone things that a free trial of AOL or omni outliner is a great deal.

  86. Blame Vista... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 0

    MS isn't claiming that the OS will be unstable. They're saying poorly written apps will crash and the users will blame that on Vista, not the poorly written apps. Precisely.... Microsoft wants to increase consumer's perception of the 'out-of-the-box' stability of Windows by ensuring that OEM's don't ship their machines with badly written apps pre-installed on them. Basically MS wants to guarantee that Vista will enjoy the stability that many consumers associate with OS'es like OS.X that only run on a limited selection of hardware for which they are thoroughly tested but MS wants to guarantee this stability over a much broader selection of hardware. If MS decides to enforce this it probably means that OEM's will have to get any apps they pre-install on their PC's certified for stability and possibly also security by Microsoft. From the consumer's point of view this is a good thing since it means a more stable product. However, it won't be popular with the OEM's because of the loss of control over product features and extra costs nor will it be popular with the Software manufacturers who have grown careless in their software development efforts after decades of Microsoft not giving a sh*t about stability and security and they will all resent having to certify any cool software they want to pre-install on PCs with MS and possibly have it rejected unless it undergoes a major rewrite. Of course the OEM's can always turn to another OS vendor.... oh, wait... never mind.
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  87. Best advice: re-install the OS by klubar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best advice on a new machine is to re-install the OS. Unfortunately with some very low-end PCs, there isn't a re-install disk.

    For corporate environments, Dell, HP (etc.) will pre-load a specified image with the corporate setup. Alternative is to use ghost or similar to build your machines.

    The manufacturers get a couple of dollars for each crapware loaded (does any one know the real amount?) On Dells, the Optiplex (business line) has less crap than the Dimension (consumer), but they've started putting crapware on the Otiplexes. A recent machine came with Google desktop & search pre-installed, a search URL redirector (which was a pain to remove) and various manufacturer's links.

    Just reformat the thing, then you know you have a clean install. (It takes about 20 minutes to install XP, and then about 140 MB of downloads & countless reboots to bring it up to date.

    Equally annoying, why do the pre-load a 6 month old version of the OS>

    1. Re:Best advice: re-install the OS by drew · · Score: 1
      ...countless reboots to bring it up to date

      8, last I tried, although if you are starting with an SP2 install disk, it should be less.

      0) once at end of the install
      1) video and other drivers
      2) some minor updates that it made me install before I could install SP2 (WTF?)
      3) SP2
      3) newest version of windows update
      4) newest version of media player
      5) newest version of directX
      6) couple dozen critical and optional updates
      7) about half a dozen updates to the updates that I installed in #6
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    2. Re:Best advice: re-install the OS by klubar · · Score: 1

      It's pretty amazing... but I counted less....

      You really should be starting with an SP2 disk (within the Dell Optiplex family any install disk will do.)

      The reboot at the end of install doesn't count as that is automatic. Media player doesn't require a seperate update ... depending on what video card you have that may come without an update, so there probably 2 or 3 less. But you could add an additional one if you need to flash the BIOS.

      But you get to add another one or two for the office install.

      The good news is that Acrobat no longer requires 3 updates (WTF?). And that the version on the adobe web site is up to date.

      The solution if you're doing a bunch of machies is to use something like ghost. Deciding on a standard machine and buying that configuration makes installs much easier. This is one of the benefits of the Optiplex line--Dell doesn't change it that frequently.

      FYI, re-installing the OS on a Mac probably requires 3 or 4 reboots also.

    3. Re:Best advice: re-install the OS by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, it was 0) reinstall OS 1) update everything (Combo updates rock!)

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  88. ...Dell wasn't so bad! by Comthought · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to say that I ordered the XPS1210 notebook from Dell a few days ago. I configured it online to get an idea of what I was looking at, and then I called to see if I could have the bloatware/craplets removed. I was specifically concerned about the 6-month subscription to AOL/Compuserve/Netzero, the included trials to some Corel imaging software (why? this is what GIMP is for :P ) as well as the included 15-months of McAfee Antivirus - I already pay a technology fee to my University for Trend MicroScan which is REQUIRED to be installed to access the network on campus, so why on earth would I want to pay for a subscription to McAfee? Anyway, I asked rather nicely and the guy put me on hold for about 10 minutes while he spoke with his supervisor, and he came back on and said that they would remove all of the additional programs EXCEPT for the basic Microsoft Works bundle - and knock about $70 off the price! He said that the amount is basically what McAfee costs, since all of the other programs are free or trials anyway. I didn't want Works either (OpenOffice!) but I figured that I should take what I could get. All in all, it was a pleasant experience. Next time I will try ordering sans Windows. Unlike many of you, I've had very very few problems with XP, plus it's required for classes... though that certainly won't keep me from having a Linux partition anyway. :)

  89. RIS is your friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not have a go at setting up a RIS server? It's extremely easy to set up and (as long as your client machines have PXE compatible NICs) it cuts install time considerably. Teamed with Active Directory (Group Policy) to publish or assign applications to workstations you'll have done most of the donkey work just by carrying the machine to the desk it's going to live under.

    Look into it: http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/windo ws2000pro/deploy/depopt/ris.mspx

    I use a Windows 2000 RIS Server to deploy Windows XP Professional and Windows Server 2003 without issue.

  90. I would love to get rid of the no. 1 craplet... by Hymer · · Score: 1

    ...on my new PC: Microsoft Windows (any version). I just would like to tell wich OS i want with my PC and in wich version... but that craplet seems to be impossible to get rid of.
    Pls. don't give me the "but you can, you have to...", no, PC's should be sold without an OS. the OS should be an option and it should be free to choose which OS you want to have installed when you buy a PC...

  91. Don't add the Crap to begin with by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've had to work out my own solution to the "crap". When I get a new computer, I wipe the drive and install the OS from scratch. Yes it's a hassle, and it takes too much time and I shouldn't have to do it, but the alternative is dealing with a bunch of junk that's incompatible and buggy.

    The bigger problem comes with the computers I bought that only had those "Recovery" disks instead of actual Windows installation disks. The last time I dealt with one of those I actually went out and bought a copy of Windows (on top of the one that came with the system) and installed from the copy I purchased. I complained of course (it was Dell) but they didn't seem to care and wouldn't consider sending me Windows disks even though I'd paid for a Windows license. That was the last Dell I bought.

    That was just one of the reasons that I know only buy computers from companies that include full versions of Windows. Or better, no OS at all.

    Since Microsoft has all the power in this equation, I blame them for not putting more pressure on their "partners" to do the right thing.

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    1. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently for Vista, Microsoft is requiring that all OEM's include a Vista DVD (or CDs) with their OEM package. So hopefully the "recovery disc" is a think fo the past.

    2. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by david.given · · Score: 1

      The bigger problem comes with the computers I bought that only had those "Recovery" disks instead of actual Windows installation disks. The last time I dealt with one of those I actually went out and bought a copy of Windows (on top of the one that came with the system) and installed from the copy I purchased.

      Couldn't you just borrow a OEM XP Home CD from someone and reinstall using the license key provided? (Which is exactly what I'm going to do to my parents' machine in a couple of weeks, in an attempt to sanitise it after a virus infection.)

    3. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by drew · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but not necessarily. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but just because you have an OEM CD and an OEM CD key, does not necessarily mean that they will work together, unless the key is actually the one that came with the CD. Your chances are better if it's from the same OEM, but even then it's not guaranteed it will work.

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    4. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by drew · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard this before, but if it's true, that alone would be reason enough for me to get Vista on my next computer instead of XP. Otherwise I've been leaning towards trying to get a new XP laptop while I still can. If I'm going to be stuck with a necessary evil (At home, I pretty much use Windows only for games anymore, and one or two programs that my wife uses that I can't get to work on Linux.) I'd prefer it to be one that I know...

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    5. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by david.given · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but not necessarily. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but just because you have an OEM CD and an OEM CD key, does not necessarily mean that they will work together, unless the key is actually the one that came with the CD. Your chances are better if it's from the same OEM, but even then it's not guaranteed it will work.

      According to our sysadmin, who lent me the CD, it should work provided the key matches the version on the CD; but there aren't many versions. My parents have XP Home OEM, and I have an XP Home OEM CD, so it should work --- with luck.

      But I'll be damned if I'm going to let them fork out for a complete new license when their old one is still perfectly valid.

    6. Re:Don't add the Crap to begin with by david.given · · Score: 1
  92. Really It depends and regarding true crapware... by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Yes and no and it depends on what you define "Operating System" is. If you think of OS in terms
    of the kernel and maybe some userland to configure and startup the system then Vista
    better be ready to take whatever abuse is coming its way from _user applications_ or it sucks.
    Note though that any OS is automatically excused if you muck things up with broken third party kernel drivers
    etc.

    If however you think the desktop, the internet browser and maybe even the mail application are part
    of the OS then you can't be helped. Desktops and for the most part modern applications are made to be
    extensible and if somebody decides to plug something into the desktop that takes away the focus from
    the text window you're typing into to display an advertising popup and crashes the desktop every
    ten minutes or so then that too isn't the fault of the "greater operating system".

    Looking at Microsoft's "Vista" specifically however, I can fully understand Microsoft's concern for crapware
    spoiling the "Vista Experience" (don't laugh) but they're conveniently forgetting all the DRM crapware
    they built into it. Expect an increase of dual boot systems as people offload their "premium content
    consumption" (their words) to more convenient operating systems.

  93. Craplets subsidise cost of windows by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

    Companies pay to have their crap pre-installed and dell etc, use that money to make Windows look as cheap as Linux.
    So i wouldn't complain too much if I was Microsoft.

    Matt.

  94. Stability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:
    "The success of Microsoft's first major revision to its operating system in years could rest on whether or not the uncertified applets cause widespread malfunctions in consumer versions of Windows Vista that ship with new PCs starting Jan. 30."

    I thought this is suppose to be the most stable and secure OS that MS has release to date. If it is so stable; then how is an app going to affect the whole system "widespread malfunctions". Can some one please explain this to me? I am being serious.

  95. I think its very valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A software company whose product we sell, scolded the managers where I work for putting their software on crappy Taiwan terminals (integrated POS). They insisted to maintain the image of the software we resold for them that the terminals needed to be better quailty, or at least proven to work over time.

    BSOD's to a fat, toothless waitress in the sticks is not the fault of the terminals or Windows but the software product they see everyday and call their system by. It wasn't the apps fault, but that is what people "see".

    I can see Microsoft's point. Most people put crappy hardware, software, drivers, and whatever on their machines wihtout any thought and then blame Windows. Windows and Microsoft really are not to blame, the people who have a new compy starting with 600MB of RAM used to start the computer are to blame for sure and Microsoft should protect themselves from this habit. OEM's unlike us put a lot of crap on there computers, we put none. Just make the machine do what its supposed to do. But you gotta upsell I guess to the everyday sloths on the PC.

  96. Strange... by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    If I were the OEM, I'd be worried that Vista will make users think my hardware is crap.

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  97. Flashy interfaces by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1

    And that is what customers want... Purdy shiney flashey!

    No offence, but what's wrong with this? People generally care about the aesthetics of the things they use every day. Well polished things are generally made better, and any degree of interface simplicity when compounded over millions of repetitions adds greatly to productivity.

    [snip]

    Window's interface has been a bottleneck to productivity for years. That thing's a sewer of random accumulated refuse, and any movement to clean it up is a positive development.

    People are drawn to flashy interfaces. If that interface happens to be a beautifully streamlined, productive interface, so much the better but it doesn't have to be that way. Witness the ever-marching stream of faked flashy interfaces (probably running Flash!) on CSI - people seem to believe that that actually represents the cutting edge of scientific software.

    Install Beryl or Looking Glass on a laptop and use it for presentations at a conference. You can absolutely guaranteed that there will be a queue of people asking about it after your talk. That it really does very little to improve productivity is totally irrelevant - it looks cool.

    Interface design for maximum productivity seems (to me) to revolve around two concepts - discoverability and consistency. You must be able to figure out how something works by using the interface and once you have solved a problem once, you should be able to use that knowledge in all similar situations. Using the 3D capabilities may or may not aid in that interface. Will Vista be an improvement in UI from a productivity perspective? Only time will tell.

    Cheers,
    Toby Haynes

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  98. Let me get this straight by alexgieg · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, since when has the /. crowd began thinking that what Microsoft thinks should be in their OS is what should be in their OS?

    I mean, now and then some company sues Microsoft due to Windows coming with a built-in software (media player, browser, whatever), with said company maintaining that this doesn't allows manufacturers to replace them, what blocks competition etc. etc. etc. And slashdotters are usually happy when that happens. Now, however, when manufacturers do include "competition", in the way of these 3rd party addons, some of which are actually alternative browsers (even if was crappy and used MSHTML core, AOL still was an alternative browser), then suddenly manufacturers being able to add 3rd party software isn't good anymore.

    Please note: wishing that Windows came with Firefox, Opera, Thunderbird and OpenOffice pre-installed requires you first accepting the idea that manufacturer including 3rd party applications is in and of itself a good thing. What doesn't precludes you from despising poor choices, of course.

    I suggest you make your mind. Either manufacturers including competition is good, or it isn't. You cannot have it both ways.

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      I have no issues with MS including IE, Windows Media Player, Outlook Express, and the like, just as long as I can uninstall them compleatly that is where I have a problem.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It would be fine if USEFUL apps came preinstalled, and if their use were OPTIONAL, and if they didn't *by their mere presence* impact the system's performance and stability. But that's not the case with the OEM craplets.

      The last time I got called to fix such a machine, it was a brand new HP. It came with 6 GIGS of such crud, and it was not merely installed, a lot of it insisted on running "Wouldn't you like to buy me??" popups every time the machine was booted up, and some would hang and get stuck onscreen (worst of all was one that was set to be "always on top").

      And not a one of them was anything worthwhile; they were mostly things like front ends for online games. AOL Free Trial was the most useful of the lot, possibly followed by Norton (already begging for payment if you wanted updates) and that's exceedingly faint praise to be damned by.

      The net result of all this was that the system ran VERY slowly and crashed a lot. All of which was miraculously cured by removing all the craplets and crudware. ("VERY slowly": An average of 20 seconds to draw a dialog box. Up to FOUR MINUTES to acknowledge a mouse click. I shit you not; I timed it. And this was a P4-3GHz/512mb RAM.)

      So yes, there is a *huge* difference between preinstalling useless craplets that fuck up the system and constantly beg for money, and preinstalling useful, well-behaved, NON-OBTRUSIVE software like Firefox and OpenOffice.

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    3. Re:Let me get this straight by alexgieg · · Score: 1
      So yes, there is a *huge* difference between preinstalling useless craplets that fuck up the system and constantly beg for money, and preinstalling useful, well-behaved, NON-OBTRUSIVE software like Firefox and OpenOffice.
      Yes, of course there is, I wouldn't dare disagree. My point wasn't that manufacturers installing crapware was in any way a good thing. It isn't! My point was that, for them to be able to install good things, they must first be able to install things. If we say they mustn't install 3rd party softwares, which is what Microsoft is doing, then we're saying that they mustn't install neither the bad nor the good.

      Let me make a comparison: Spam is a problem. So, would banishing e-mail itself be a solution to spam? Well, yes, but it's kinda overkill, don't you think? Microsoft's argument is similar to this: let's banish manufacturers installing 3rd party softwares and as a result no Windows box will come with crap installed. True, but also overkill, because it would affect not only the bad manufacturers, but also those small ones that do install Firefox and Thunderbird.
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    4. Re:Let me get this straight by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I think we're completely in agreement here.

      IMO it's not preinstalling stuff that's the problem; indeed, that *could* be a very good thing if the OEMs made good and useful choices. But what they're doing is effectively .... spamming.

      I suspect M$ views it similarly -- they've GOT to be aware of how much crapware the average OEM bogs down the system with, and how it's reflecting on the Windows franchise (since most users think it's WINDOWS at fault). If the OEMs hadn't made such bad choices, the issue might never have arisen.

      But since the OEMs seem to make uniformly bad choices, M$ has little choice but to say "knock it off entirely". Which isn't the ideal solution any more than killing email is a great solution to spam, but the OEMs brought it on themselves.

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  99. SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UNINSTALLING PROGRAMS IS HARD. THAT'S WHY I REFORMAT INSTEAD. IT IS HARD TO REFORMAT WITHOUT INSTALLATION DISKS.

    Gee, you got modded up insightful for posting the most uninsightful comment I've heard all day. Maybe you could get a job with Ric Romero and you two could read the exact same shit back and forth to each other all day long.

    1. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think uninstalling programs leaves the machine as clean as a fresh install of Windows, you are wrong.

    2. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my Viao laptop I spent twelve hours uninstalling crap that had uninstallers, manually uninstalling crap and cleaning up the registry by hand, sorting out the start menu and desktop for each of the accounts on the thing, getting security updates (they shipped sp1?!?!?). When I was finished it was still slow, loaded a much larger footprint into memory than it should have and absolutely would not work with it's built in wireless card even though I'd not touched the drivers, and even tried reinstalling them. So... I spent 4 hours reinstalling windows and all the other software I use. Four hours is longer than what I'd like to spend on it, but the alternative is far longer with far worse results.

    3. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many DLLs and general bits of junk are left after uninstalling? Programs almost never uninstall cleanly in the Microsoft world.

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    4. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

      That is not DIRECTLY the fault of microsoft. Usually it is the fault of sloppy installation scripts on the part of the 3rd party developers...

      Also, it doesn't help that the windows installer scripts are so cryptic and the 3rd part tools used to manipulate them are overly complex.

      InstallShield 10.5 anyone???

    5. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by suckmysav · · Score: 2

      Actually, it is directly the fault of Microsoft. Why they would design an OS that requires/allows third party developers to insert/replace files/directorys in the operating system itself is beyond me. Application files should be separated from operating system files. I should be able to remove an app completely by deleting the directory it is in. I should not have to worry about a buttload of orphaned or modified DLLs being left behind in my fricking system folder.

      Then there is that fucking disaster they call the registry.

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    6. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      I wasn't blaming Microsoft, I was just pointing out that it's a problem that from what I've heard usually only happens on Microsoft OSes. Occasionally Debian's apt-get remove will leave a few packages, but that's only if you use apt-get instead of aptitude. Aptitude is newer and does a more complete job than apt-get, in which case if stuff's left it's because you used a sort-of-outdated un/installer.

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    7. Re:SUMMARY OF ABOVE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that this also happens on systems where the primary package system is configure && make && make install

  100. Craplets by zakath · · Score: 1

    MS *should* be worried about this. People, including many Slasdotters, have been attributing blame for years to MS for instabilities in the OS that are actually caused by shit 3rd party drivers.

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  101. There are other ways to be buggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a shell extension that trashes Windows Explorer? How about a program that pummels the users with weird Message Boxes because it doesn't handle permission errors gracefully when it tries to write into Program Files on startup?

    The reason that Vista took so friggin long is because it needs to be compatible with pretty much every two-bit program out there. Unlike Linux, Microsoft doesn't have the luxury of telling programs to "fuck off" when they act in weird ways. And we're not talking about things that can be caught by simple memory protection; that problem has largely been solved since the NT4 days.

    Its possible to make a user's life miserable on a modern operating system.

  102. First Impressions mean a lot by Ugot2BkidNme · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't buy a computer from you either nor would I tell any of my less computer savvy relatives. I believe in Bundling software but I believe in it being bundled on a CD/DVD. Just do the base install of the operating system and hand the users a CD/DVD that will automatically install applications on Demand. I know writing a nice installer script and keeping your CD/DVD up to date is a big hassle. However that is what the user should get if I ask for Windows Xp on my system that is what I am expecting nothing else. You want to give me other software sure put it on a CD.

    Just because you feel like "helping your users out" by installing Software you think would be helpful for them doesn't mean you are really doing anything useful. Bundling should always be "Options". I should never have to uninstall crap that "You" decided I need.

    Regardless of you not getting a kickback or not means nothing to me. I don't care if you get kickbacks for everything you bundle, good for you. I for one have no problem with people making money. However I do have a problem with shit being forced on me.

    When a user gets a computer they should get only the following things.

    • The Computer
    • OS and Drivers installed
    • Disk Media of OS OEM installed on their system
    • Hardware Driver/Software disks
    • Disk Media of Bundled Software available

    And if you want.

    • Install any Optional Software you offer that they requested

    It is not rocket science here and MS has ever right to complain. All that crap that gets loaded seriously leaves a bad taste in the users mouths

    I use Debian and Windows.

    I do have to say if I do Compile and install my own packages for Debian I am reminded time and time again by other Debian users that I should use the existing package or make sure I do things the "Debian Way" Is it a few more hoops to jump through for compiling my own software? Sure it is, Is it worth it? I believe it is, So I do it. If however I don't do it and I screw something up on my system it is "My Fault" I realize this but not everyone does. If I blamed Debian for a package I installed myself that causes my System to Freeze(yes I have done this before) and X crashes who's fault is it and who gets blamed. People Blame Microsoft now most Blue Screen's of Death are caused by Third Party Software is this Microsoft's fault? No the software writer is responsible. Sure MS could do better protecting their operating system from these crashes, but when it comes down to it, The responsibility is the Software Developers. Yet they do not take the blame. I think MS should require certain things for any software installed on the system. Developer Either Company or Actual person who made the software and a contact address. Then they could display it anytime the software does somethign horrible. That way they can put the blame to the true source and save face a bit.

    1. Re:First Impressions mean a lot by cskrat · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the approach of his company is reasonable and beneficial to his target customers.
      Going line by line through his list

      Windows updates - If any of his customers are on dial-up, this saves them hours of connection time right out of the box. And if you say dial-up is dying then you haven't met the families and coworkers of either myself or my friends.

      Sun Java - Many applets that the user might encounter later require java. The Sun implementation is stable and should be considered to be the reference for that platform. Furthermore it is a lengthy download for anyone on a dial-up connection should they choose to install it later in order to make something else work.

      Firefox - Many like it, some do not. If you prefer IE or if you paid for Opera then feel free to uninstall. AFIK it does not create any permanent scarring that remains after removal. (possible exception of the mozilla folder remaining in the users application settings folder and consuming precious KBs unless deleted)

      AD-Aware - Many like it as a tool for maintaining system health. If you do not or if you already have another solution feel free to uninstall.

      Spybot - See AD-Aware

      Nero - This or a similar program is necessary in order to use the included DVD-Burner for anything not covered by XPs built in burning capability. As such the likelihood of a customer becoming upset because they have to spend more money to buy software to use the hardware they just spent good money on is greater than the likelihood of a customer becoming upset because they had to uninstall a piece of software so that they could replace it with the program they prefer. Besides the OEM in this case may get Nero licenses for little to no additional cost from the manufacturer of the DVD drives they use.

      While all of these items, with the exception of the Windows updates, could easily be included on a separate disc, it is easier and more transparent to the customer to simply install them to begin with. Your title is correct in stating that first impressions mean a lot, however for the majority of PC users, those who'd have an easier time understanding Latin spoken by a drunken discen with a heavy accent than your final paragraph, the first impression of the described setup is a system that works correctly and runs at a responsive pace. For those users that do understand what that paragraph meant, the aforementioned list of software would not provide an unreasonable challenge to removal should the user elect to do so.

      Besides, if you ask the guy what gets installed with a system build and request that certain items be omitted at the time of purchase, I'm certain that he'd be happy to simply burn a disc for you so that you can install it yourself later if you should so chose.

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    2. Re:First Impressions mean a lot by Barny · · Score: 1

      Actually we supply the standard windows OEM cd with all purchases, so you can wipe it and make it vanilla if you want. ^_^

      And yeah, a 10 cent dvd with all the goodies they want on it can be burnt without a lot of hassle.

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  103. i kinda feel sorry for MS by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 1

    but just kinda.

    it's a sad day for MS when i'm more likely to believe they are up to no good than i am to believe they had a good idea.

    i hate all the shite that comes installed on an OEM pc, and i am sort of glad that someone like MS does too. since they have the testicles of every major PC manufaturer firmly in their grasp, perhaps something can be done to stop the spread of "craptastic free offers". but in my heart, i am pretty sure that MS is just using this leverage to push one of it's apps or services instead of someone else's. if someone from google or the FSF said the same thing, i would probably accept that there is no sinister motive, but with MS, i have real trouble.

    it's also a sad day when i, the leader of the "anything but microsoft" camp, am feeling sort of bad for MS and the position they have gotten themselves into. many of us distrust them and always assume that there is a malicious reason for everything that they do. this mistrust is far from unfounded. they got to where they are with their questionable business practices and anti-competitive behavior, it's not like we all woke up one morning and said "i suddenly hate microsoft".

    vista is one of two things: proof positive that MS can't make anything but dancing bologna, or proof positive that they have seen the error of their ways. i'm pretty sure that it's the former. the problem is, even if it is the latter, won't we all just reject it any way? and if we do, will any of us even care?

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    1. Re:i kinda feel sorry for MS by zakath · · Score: 1

      "it's a sad day for MS when i'm more likely to believe they are up to no good than i am to believe they had a good idea."

      Actually that says a lot more about you than it does MS

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  104. stop whining by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has managed to get 90%+ of the desktop market share through monopolistic practices and bullying every hardware vendor around. Now they're complaining that the hardware vendors have some autonomy. Geez, cry me a river.

    Microsoft can stop craplets the same way Apple can: they can make and ship exclusively on their own hardware. That would greatly improve the quality of Microsoft products, and it would free up Dell and other companies to come up with their own OS solutions. I think that would be altogether better for everybody.

    But, of course, Microsoft would stop making money hand over fist, so they won't do that. They prefer the current monopolistic environment, it's just not monopolistic enough for them.

  105. I'm glad Microsoft realizes this is a major issue by themeparkphoto · · Score: 1

    I happen to like the sony "TX" line of laptops, so we bought a bunch of them for my company. It took me about 3 hours to uninstall all the CRAP sony puts on to "add value" to that machine. For example: anti-virus software that will expire in 30 days an alternate CD-ROM burning software that doesn't work as well as MS stock functionality--and breaks it a bunch of other "trial ware" I don't remember some media player (Real? I forget) that I didn't want At the very least, sony should have 1 click to completely remove all non-Microsoft "added value" or (even better) put it all on a separate disk that I can choose to install. Microsoft has a real problem because they don't make the hardware, too. Companies like to try to "add value" by installing craplets that often ruin the XP (and now Vista) experience. I now have Vista RTM running on my laptop. It supported all the hardware out-of-the-box. That TX has never worked better, and it's simply a stock version of Vista with no sony Craplets.

  106. Most destructive Crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah.
    Not to mention that most machines with OEM-Windows-license come with the most destructive "Craplet" ever known. Pre-installed.
    It's called "Norton Internet Security" and will turn any modern computer into a C64.

  107. It *IS* Microsoft's fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An unnamed executive is concerned that the user will conclude the instability of the non-MS-certified applications is Vista's fault.

    If Microsoft can force the OEMs to sell their OS on every machine, they should bloody well be able to force them to sell Vista without all the crapware added to it.

    Failure to do so, and the resulting user opinion of Vista, will be entirely Microsoft's fault.

    captcha: "culpable"

  108. Understandable Complaint by seanismdotcom · · Score: 1

    Look Microsoft is trying to compete with OS X and how it has the same feel no matter what machine your on ( more or less ). The majority of people who get Vista are going to buy it with a PC from an OEM company like Dell. Those are the people who are likely to think Vista is unstable rather then the software that it comes with. Everyones acting like Microsoft doesn't want any software on it that isn't certified. Microsoft just wants the OEMs to be more careful when they put 'crap' on the machines because they are the majority of users who use Vista. People who go out and buy Vista or download it off the internet are going to know if they install something and it makes there computer run like crap that its not Vista's fault.

    I meean Dell, HP, Lenova, etc should be required to put more effort into making sure the stuff they put on the machines don't make it unstable. They owe it to there customers and Microsoft.

  109. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by rikkards · · Score: 1

    How do you do "ulimit -u" on Windows btw?
    I believe there is a setting you can configure in a GPO that limits the amount of threads/memory/etc per user in Windows.

  110. In a related story ... by srobert · · Score: 1

    Ford was worried that the aftermarket fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view window might cause people to have a negative perception of the Pinto.

  111. Re:Acer? I agree also by tired_user · · Score: 1

    My Acer desktop with Windows XP I bought about 2 years ago also came with minimal crap. They had a CD for a trial of Norton anti-virus. I bought it from Office Depot at a very good price, using coupons and rebates. I had a tech support question, it was answered on the phone very quickly. I will certainly consider Acer in the future if they have not changed.

  112. I have to say, good for MS by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    I am not a Microsoft fan, by any means. But the crapware OEM put on computers is stupid, rude, poorly thought out attempt to 'differentiate' their machines, that I have NEVER found usefull. Anything that gets rid of that junk is good in my book.

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  113. Yeah, Windows Vista by ahayes_m · · Score: 0

    My opinion of Windows Vista is affected by how crappy Windows Vista is, if it gets put on my new Mac I will definitely have an even worst opinion of the operating system.

  114. vista does a good enough job without craplets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't tested it, but i hear the overhead due to the drm is obnoxious. Users should stick with windows 2000 and XP until the wine project progresses sufficently to replace windows alltogether. Upgrading is not recommended, as it will likely break compatibility with windows 2000 and XP and you'll be stuck on the windows platform. VM's don't totally replace windows as some features including active X and some with issues with usb not operating. wine should eventually be able to run windows applications flawlessly and windows users looking to escape the virus and malware and the drm scene, should consider not buying a new pc with vista installed and not upgrading even if it's offered.

  115. What is your definition of OEM crapplets? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

    Please don't take this as flamebait, but how are we defining crapplets? Software that I don't want that is preinstalled for me? Well, in that case wouldn't XP or Vista, at least in some circumstances, fit this definition? Just because I *have* to pay for it doesn't mean I *want* it. Yet Microsoft strongarms PC vendors into preinstalling Windows and then passing the cost on the consumer. If I want an ubuntu box, for example, then to me Windows is an unwanted "OEM Crapplet".

    Now that I got that off my chest, I do have to agree. The amount of garbage that is Preinstalled is atrocious. What's worse is that it's all trial software that bugs you until you buy it or uninstall it. Gimme a break! Trial programs are nothing more than ads. That's like buying a new TV and having to watch an hour of ads before you can watch any shows. It really is insulting and really not helpful at all. Not that it will *break* Vista, it sure as heck will continue to ruin the user experience.

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  116. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by VE3MTM · · Score: 1

    Right, that's why those limits should be put in /etc/limits

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  117. Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft do realise that Windows PCs would be much more expensive without all this preinstalled nonsense that effectively subsidises them, don't they?

  118. Ouch. by brennanw · · Score: 1

    My first troll rating! In... good Lord, what took me so long?

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  119. 1. Buy box by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Buy box.

    2. Reformat drive.

    3. Install OS clean from media without all the crap, or use an existing corporate image.

    But the idea of blaming third-party products for Vista's perception problems is the clumsiest FUD to come out of Microsoft's spin-doctor department in years. They have bugs that log to system files in WinXP that haven't been fixed for THREE YEARS or longer, so I don't buy the "it's the driver" excuses any more.

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    1. Re:1. Buy box by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 1

      There's a problem with simply reformatting a new computer's drive and reinstalling Windows.

      Every time I've tried it, the new install won't accept the Windows license key printed on the sticker on the side of the PC, and I need to call the toll-free number and recite a long string of numbers to a computer, which will then place me on hold and eventually put me through to a Windows Activation support guy in India who will interrogate me ("where did you purchase this copy of Windows? how many PCs is this copy of Windows installed on right now?" etc. etc.) and then finally, eventually, read off a Windows activation code to me to let me use Windows.

      I don't know why Windows won't automatically accept the license key printed on the side of the PC case - the license it had been using up to the moment I reformatted the drive. I'm guessing that the Windows Genuine Advantage software gets suspicious because the hard drive no longer has all the preinstalled crapware on it.

    2. Re:1. Buy box by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1
      the clumsiest FUD to come out of Microsoft's spin-doctor department in years
      Ouch! Truth hurts, though.
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    3. Re:1. Buy box by Apathist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real problem with this is that standard users will not know a) that they should do this, or b) how to do it.

      And it is their opinion that MS cares about at this point.

    4. Re:1. Buy box by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Instead of that, shouldn't the correct procedure be:

      1. Buy box.
      2. Reformat drive.
      3. Install linux. ;-)
    5. Re:1. Buy box by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Are you reinstalling from the OEM disk, or your own? If you're using the OEM disk, I've found that the installs from Toshiba, Dell, and IBM don't even require you to enter a key; and activation is no problem. (I can't speak to other vendors because I haven't owned of their laptops, but I would expect it's the same.)

    6. Re:1. Buy box by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Since the parent says he reformatted to get rid of the crapware, I'm guessing it's a retail copy of MS Windows.

    7. Re:1. Buy box by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Mass-deployment boxen such as Dell, Compaq, or Lenovo systems are prepared using a single image at the factory. They are not installed with the license string printed on the side. In some cases, they may be left with a default OEM license string rather than registering the printed license id properly as that would slow down the manufacturing and shipping process.

      What I hate is that the id's uniquely identify the hardware hash of a system, including the hard drive serial numbers. Whenever I mirror/copy a drive to update the recovery backup, I have to re-register and obtain a new id string from Microsoft, even though it is the same machine I'd been running all along, with a properly licensed installation copied at the block level of the hard drive.

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    8. Re:1. Buy box by msobkow · · Score: 1
      eventually put me through to a Windows Activation support guy in India who will interrogate me

      I'm getting nervous about the number of times I've read about bank data, credit card info, and other such data that would be protected under Canadian or US legislation being sold by Indian tech workers for their own profit.

      Clearly many of the staff over there have no respect for the law if breaking it can put cash in their own pocket.

      Without trust, access to secure systems must be denied.

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    9. Re:1. Buy box by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Possibly - though in most cases, there's minimal crapware on the OEM OS disk itself. Most of it is on the supplemental "applications" or "drivers and applications" disc.

    10. Re:1. Buy box by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many PCs these days don't ship with a Windows CD. They only come with a set of "System Restore" CDs which will put the system back to out-of-box configuration, including Windows and all preinstalled apps.

      Actually, many PCs these days don't even go that far. I saw a new HP that only came with a picture of a CD printed on a piece of paper, with instructions on how to burn your own system restore CDs from the rescue partition on the hard drive, and directions to boot from the rescue partition to reinstall Windows if the hard drive gets screwed up.

    11. Re:1. Buy box by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Funny

      Many PCs these days don't ship with a Windows CD. They only come with a set of "System Restore" CDs which will put the system back to out-of-box configuration, including Windows and all preinstalled apps. The last few I have did come with a separate "OS restore" CD, which was actually just an OEM windows image. I don't know why they couldn't just call it "Windows Install", but it was 'os restore' for three different companies.

      Actually, many PCs these days don't even go that far. I saw a new HP that only came with a picture of a CD printed on a piece of paper, with instructions on how to burn your own system restore CDs from the rescue partition on the hard drive, and directions to boot from the rescue partition to reinstall Windows if the hard drive gets screwed up.

      The inherent irony there is breathtaking.
    12. Re:1. Buy box by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      there's minimal crapware on the OEM OS disk itself.

      Never bought a Dell? Bloody hell do they load you up with crapware - My favourite is the 90 day trial of Norton... And the AOL free trial... Etc...

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  120. There's always a compromise by celeb8 · · Score: 0

    If forced I'd side with MS on this one, the bloatware that OEMs pile onto the new systems is crippling. However if MS wants to do this without infringing on the OEMs rights to change the product and individualize it as they see fit, they should just negotiate that the manufacturers must also include a base-level OS install disk so that people can choose to change it with ease if they see fit. Media is cheap.

  121. Bloatware vs. craplets by twasserman · · Score: 1
    I would be willing to take a few craplets if we could get rid of the bloatware that comes on PCs supplied by the largest vendors. All of those free trials and resource-hogging applets (think McAfee and Symantec) can make a new machine almost as slow as the old one it is replacing. I understand that the hardware vendors are paid by the various software vendors to preinstall their software and that this revenue is a key profit source for the hardware vendor. I called Dell last year and asked them if I could pay extra to get a "clean" machine with just the OS and their device drivers installed. That wasn't an option, which means that I spent the first few hours with their machine "cleaning" it.

    By contrast, I got a new MacBook Pro this week. I started it up, was prompted to transfer files from my older Mac, connected the two machines with a FireWire cable, and an hour later I was up and running with all of my files, music, video, and programs. And best of all, no third-party junk. All in all, an outstanding experience and a huge contrast with the Dell Windoze experience.

  122. Re:I agree - PAYOLA by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1

    I suggest you consider that Dell (and others) are getting PAID by the vendors of the crapware! This is part of the reason a Dell computer is cheaper than putting together the parts yourself (even in quantity). Co-op marketing deals, bundle deals, etc.

    Having it on a cd-rom or menu that nobody ever loads would make it worthless.

  123. bluegrass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now now now now-now-na-now now-na-now-now-now-now

  124. brand new Thinkpad, my experience by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    I bought a new Lenovo Thinkpad for my wife a few months ago. I was shocked at the OEM setup. I kid you not when I say that the task bar had 12 icons in it for apps that ran on boot (many hidden by the 'unused icon' feature in XP). When I went to the Run portion of the registry, it had 30+ entries in it for executables to run on log in. Add to this a desktop shrewn with icons, and a battery meter took up another 15% of real estate on the task bar. It was ridiculous. I ended up cleaning out probably 95% of all the auto-start apps -- they were mostly auto-updaters for crap applications, or resident launchers that supposedly sped up the launch of apps that my wife wouldn't ever use anyway.

    I sincerely hope MS can reign in this kind of setup...

  125. Hang on a mo... by GregWebb · · Score: 3, Informative

    '... all the assorted crap OEMs load...'

    Hmm.

    * Windows Media Player
    * Windows Movie Maker
    * CD burning wizard
    * Zip files wizard
    * Outlook Express (you try explaining why it's needed on a server OS, or removing it...)
    * MSN
    * Windows Messenger

    I'm sure I've missed something, please feel free to enlighten me.

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    1. Re:Hang on a mo... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      you forgot Internet Explorer... completely unnecessary on a server and completely unremovable...

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    2. Re:Hang on a mo... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Some tweaks to your list:

      * Windows Media Player
      * Windows Movie Maker (removable, AFTER setup has completed)
      * CD burning wizard
      * Zip files wizard
      * Outlook Express
      * MSN (removable, AFTER setup has completed)
      * Windows Messenger (removable, AFTER setup has completed)

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  126. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows' answer to "ulimit" is a "Job" object. You may have to check MSDN because it's not well-exposed on the user side even though it's been around since Win2k. That's actually how Windows keeps reigns on secured screen savers. Killing the Job object kills all processes in it so that a screen saver can't leave child processes laying around if it crashes or something.

    If you look up SetInformationJobObject you'll see that there's quite a vast array of limits you can put on a process or set of processes. It wouldn't be hard to write your own ulimit command with a page full of code.

    dom

  127. Your sig... by deesine · · Score: 1

    Is that an UltimaII quote? Hmm, I like this memory...

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  128. I agree by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    I work in an IT department, and I've had so many people comment to me about how Windows XP will crash after sitting unattended for a few days, or how slow their new PC is, how often it crashes etc... To me, this is almost unheard of - my home PCs (some on XP) and the XP workstations at work are fast, stable, and generally well capable of whatever I ask of them.

    Still, I've worked on totally dysfunctional home systems that have 8-20 things in the system tray, most of them bundled expired trial versions of software that came with the computer, and these things crash left and right, churn away at simple tasks, using virtual memory almost exclusively. After seeing these VERY VERY COMMON OEM systems, I can easily see why so many people still hate Windows. The worst offenders in my books are bundled trial versions of antivirus software - these massive resource hogs not only slow down the system brutally with incessant resident scanning (needed, I suppose, for those who don't scan otherwise) and after a short while they expire, but it still takes a crowbar and a blowtorch to uninstall them! They're locked into the PC/OS so tightly that the average user really needs a PC technician to get it off. Most I guess either wind up with an expired scanner and no replacement, or they end up paying for updates on the scanner they can't uninstall otherwise!

    "PC DECRAPIFIER" SAVES LIVES. GOOGLE IT IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PC. (Probably not many on /. though...)

    Of course, if you're technically adept enough, it's still best to bite the bullet and just install a fresh copy of the OS then patch it up to date and install all the apps you want.

  129. Business vs. Home by micah_hainline · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that the key word there was "workstation". Computers sold to the business side of the market have far less of a problem with this sort of thing. Take note when buying your next computer.

  130. Re:Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's succ by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Eliminate the Crippleware and Craplets, and the OEMs will paint racing stripes on their cases, call it a valuable new feature, and charge what they lost in "incentives" from the junksoft companies, while still shipping Windows. They have an entire industry of people reading scripts over the phone to deal with tech-support questions, and they don't want to pay the fees to recreate that with a completely new OS.

    Make Linux more pleasant to use, have it support more apps end-users care about, and get someone to break the threat of Microsoft pricing retaliation, and OEMs might move to Linux. Get Stallman a suit, haircut, and beard-perm, and they might move more quickly.

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  131. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by throx · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't the OS becoming unstable. It's the craplets becoming unstable, crashing and the lusers thinking that the crash message is "Vista crashing".

    Note that you are actually defending Microsoft when you say a "properly configured" operating system because their fundamental complaint is the OEMs aren't properly configuring stuff and it reflects badly on MS rather than the OEMs.

    If an OEM was preloading a linux box with a script that said "sudo cat /dev/random > /dev/mem" and people complained Linux crashed, who would you blame? Linux or the OEM?

    I know it's unpopular to defend MS on Slashdot, but MS is right on this one. If an OEM ships unstable apps that make Vista look bad (as opposed to letting Vista look bad all by itself) then MS has every right to bitchslap the OEMs.

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  132. results from years of OS crashes due to app failur by Locutus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Microsoft OS designers took the Operating Systems Design 101 classes many universities provided over the years, they wouldn't be in this situation. Think about it. Why do Windows users think that when an application crashes or has problems, it is the operating system causing the problem. And if THAT is still the case for their latest OS release, they deserve getting blamed for the failures.

    Device drivers are another story but still, tech support should be able to troubleshoot the problem instead of telling most people to reinstall the OS.

    Forcing developers to get MS certification is just another way to control the development market and allow Microsofts own developers advantages when they feel they want the market. It is interesting how Microsoft is already concerned about who will get blamed for poor user experiences with their NEW operating system. I guess businesses must be having a grand time with it already.

    LoB

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  133. Crapplet, !craplet by Seismologist · · Score: 1

    I crapplet was misspelled in the article heading title: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crapplet

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  135. Re:Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's succ by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    You know, of course, that installing a Linux is way easier than installing Windows, right?

    My girlfriend had a problem of a rotten Windows install and I remade her machine in front of her. It took far too many hours to even arrive at a clean install of Windows plus Office from the original (non-restore) disks. More if I count the time to slipstream SP2 into the original disk and running Windows Update for all the stuff.

    I then installed Ubuntu on a secondary partition I kept. It took far less than one hour to have Linux and OpenOffice running. A little bit more counting the upgrades that came down the wire.

    It is so much easier to set up a modern Linux box I don't know why many users who have no real reason to use Windows (are neither corporate slaves nor heavy gamers) endure it.

  136. ShovelWare by cranky_slacker · · Score: 1

    I've always liked 'Shovelware' for describing this particular scourge.

  137. More MicroSoft FUD by dfoulger · · Score: 1, Troll

    Invoking the term "Craplets" is, at best, a new MicroSoft strategy to acquire by word of mouth that which they are no longer allowed to acquire through licensing terms. At worst, its setting up an excuse for Vista's failure.

    Its hard to believe that so many people don't see this as yet another Microsoft strategy to shore up their "monopoly" position. I assume that at least some of the people responding are Microsoft trolls (e.g. paid advocates for their software).

    Yes, OEM's often add a lot of non-Microsoft content to their machines, and yes, some of it is badly written (the same can be said for a lot of the Microsoft content), and yes, OEM's often get paid to put some portion of the non-MS content there. PC's are competitively priced commodities and it can be very difficult to turn a profit on a machine without resorting to this kind of product advertising. But a lot of useful software usually gets included as well, especially since Microsoft consent decrees have put a stop to the old Microsoft practice of banning the addition of some competitive products to the machine.

    OEM's can put Firefox, Opera, Netscape or some other non-MS browser on the desktop today. One wishes that more did. There was a time when OEM's couldn't ship Netscape or other competitive browsers on new Windows shipments because they'd have to pay a penalty to Microsoft if they did. That's why Netscape is no longer a company.

    There was a time when Lotus 123 was the leading spreadsheet, Wordperfect was the leading word processor, and so on. Microsoft wrote licenses that penalized OEMs for shipping the competitors and, for a year or so, made Word and Excel available to OEM's as a part of the Windows bundle. Just who couldn't sell a copy of their software for over a year (Lotus and Novell). Guess who leveraged an operating system monopoly into a monopoly in Word Processing and Spreadsheets (Microsoft). Guess which spreadsheet is still better (123). Its sad. It really is.

    Yes, AOL, Earthlink, and others frequently litter the new desktops, and that's one of the reasons why MSN hasn't become yet another Microsoft monopoly. Overall a very good thing.

    Yes, Quicken is frequently shipped on new machines, and that's one of the reasons why Microsoft Money hasn't become yet another Microsoft monopoly. Again, a very good thing.

    The same is true for other software.

    I don't plan to move to Vista. Heck, the only reason I own XP licenses is that I contracted to do some programming on the platform. MS software never improves. It just acquires more sources of failure. I've been systematically moving to Linux and MacIntosh. Nothing I've seen about Vista so far has done anything but increase my determination to move Microsoft off my machines.

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  138. This is why I'll only buy a Mac. by P.+Niss · · Score: 1

    This is why I'll only buy a Mac.

  139. Trust me, some ARE more clueless than MS by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    E.g., I'm looking on The Register and they have a title like "Acer Preloads Vulns On Computers." And since The Register is light on the details and misses the poing (they parrot the "turns on 'safe for scripting'", but miss the _real_ problem there), I had over to F-Secure's site to see what this is about then.

    The short and skinny is: Acer helpfully preloads your laptop with a handy little ActiveX control that downloads updates from their website. The problem: it will just as cheerfully download and install anything else. If the user visits some malicious web site, it just needs the right HTML code there to install anything it wants to on your computer. A rootkit, a spam bot, a keylogger, whatever. Take your pick. It can download those for you, just because the website told it to.

    The icing on the cake (and the bit The Register picked) is that Acer's preloaded ActiveX control is marked as "safe for scripting", so you won't even be asked when it gets invoked. Wouldn't want the users to have to click "yes" when downloading Acer's driver updates, after all. But then you also don't have to click "yes" when it downloads a keylogger onto your machine.

    What does Jack Average see at the end of the day? "Crap Windows! Fucking MS software! It runs like crap and uses my DLS connection to full."

    Note that we didn't even have to assume a clueless Jack Average for that to happen. Let's even assume he's pretty savvy for a non-CS guy. He doesn't enter his email on all those "enter your email for free porn" sites, he checks the URL on those "verify your PayPal account" emails, and generally does most of what his nerdy son told him to. (Well, except switch to Linux, maybe.) And he's smart enough to click "no" when some web site offers to install some IHakU codec on his machine. Too bad Acer's software isn't that smart. It just takes one site that knows about that ActiveX control to install whatever it wishes on Jack's computer.

    So, yeah, whatever your opinion of MS may be, some of these OEMs and their crapware are actually far worse.

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  140. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
    The problem isn't the OS becoming unstable. It's the craplets becoming unstable, crashing and the lusers thinking that the crash message is "Vista crashing".


    Since the crash message is provided by Windows, if users are likely to confuse the crash message presented when an application crashes with a Windows crash, isn't that the fault of MS for designing error feedback that isn't sufficiently understandable?

  141. The antitrust issue by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 1

    The right of OEMs to install their own stuff was one of the concessions which Microsoft agreed to in their antitrust case. It seems that they are trying to wiggle out of it now. I agree that they have a point to some degree but this wouldn't be a problem if they were not a monopoly in the first place.

  142. BlueTooth Stacks anyone? by WimBo · · Score: 1

    I got an XP laptop less than a year ago. It had Bluetooth built in. I couldn't just run the XP bluetooth stack, but had to install some crappy Toshiba Bluetooth stack. It's not "Windows Certified" and various things don't "just work" with it.

    This is the real advantage Apple has. They have a limited set of hardware that they work with, their own. Apple is small enough int he marketplace that they don't get in trouble for being monopolistic.

    1. Re:BlueTooth Stacks anyone? by WimBo · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention, My laptop was a Fujitsu laptop, and not a Toshiba laptop. It just had a Toshiba chipset for the bluetooth, so required a full Toshiba stack. It seems to me it should have had a Toshiba driver, and then run with the Microsoft stack on top of that.

  143. live by the sword, die by the sword by purplelocust · · Score: 1

    Microsoft rose to market dominance due to its preinstallation on machines that are sold. If they are worried about a bad user experience on preinstalled computers, they should refuse to sell their OS to OEMs and just sell their OS in a box, to be installed. That would level the playing field somewhat with Linux distributions, although it is a little late for OS/2 and BeOS to rejoice about that.

  144. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Azuerus frequently does flakey shit on my Ubuntu box after I installed some Java JDK..
    Does this mean Ubuntu sucks?
    I frequently have to `rm -rf ~/.az*` on my box to get it to come up and stay up. It's a bug of some kind.. I just don't know of what kind. Basically I put new torrents in, it loads up, finds my old torrents, displays the GUI, then closes. I still haven't figured it out.I don't even know if it's related to my JDK install. I just know it bugs the fuck out of me and if I was a user "trying" Ubuntu, I would blame it on Ubuntu and not Azuerus.

    Make a reality check, buggy software can make people think their computer is slow / old / shitty, it may have nothing to do with an OS. Are you saying that in Linux it's *impossible* to write buggy code? OO.o will open an XLS spreadsheet in Word if the file is corrupt. Gnumeric will flat out crash. Instead of giving a real error message like "looks like corrupt files here buddy". Does this mean OO.o is buggy and thusly Linux in general is buggy?

    I guess so, following your mentality.

    oh, and to answer your question -- how does Windows know what the user was donig? That's what the app is for. I want to make some assholish remark towards your attitude... but none are fitting for your lacking of a clue.

  145. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by jZnat · · Score: 1

    Do GPO's work in "consumer" versions of Windows?

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  146. Bwuh? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    Isn't it the job of the OS to ride herd on ill-behaved apps and prevent them from rendering the system insecure and unstable?

  147. Re:Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's succ by kabocox · · Score: 1

    You know, of course, that installing a Linux is way easier than installing Windows, right?

    My girlfriend had a problem of a rotten Windows install and I remade her machine in front of her. It took far too many hours to even arrive at a clean install of Windows plus Office from the original (non-restore) disks. More if I count the time to slipstream SP2 into the original disk and running Windows Update for all the stuff.


    You are kinda of missing my point. You and I are slashdotters. We could just as easily wipe and reload any OS on a computer if we have the proper install media at hand. (We usually have our own restore copy of the current windows and linux just for geek cred.) We are not the target audience this is aimmed at. What would your girlfriend had done had she not had you to do it all for her? Here are the likely steps: call tech support and have them stick the restore media or reimage the drive from a hidden partition. She waits for it to reload. Linux would be faster unless its a straight disc image and then who knows. Well, what's the result? Factory default OS, apps, and BLOAT. As an OEM, I can preload damn near any adware/spyware/support programs and your average user won't uninstall it if has my company's name on it. You or I as slashdotters could remove the bloat or wipe and have clean media to reload from. Your girl friend unless she lucked out wouldn't have a seperate OS install or a restore that let her pick just the apps that she wants. It seems to be slashdots refrain is Linux is holy and we can't have adware or spyware because we are Linux and not evil MS Windows, which is dead wrong. If Dell, HP, or Gateway started selling desktop linux boxes by the million, they'd all have Linux adware, crapware, and spy ware pre-installed on OEM restore discs. Being Linux doesn't make us imune from this.

  148. Nothing new. by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    There has been an issue for some time now. You purchase a Dell computer and have plenty of "Try this now for 30 days" bull crap. All that crapware results in a slower computer. Does that mean the user blames Microsoft or Dell computers for there PC running slow?

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  149. I love it... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I just love starting my morning with a big hot heaping bowl of Craplets and a couple slices of toast! Best served with a side of Vista.

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  150. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    The problem isn't the OS becoming unstable. It's the craplets becoming unstable, crashing and the lusers thinking that the crash message is "Vista crashing".

    Microsoft should make a better dialog when a program crashes. "Crapware v1.0 has quit unexpectedly. This is probably due to a bug in Crapware." And get rid of the stupid "report this to Microsoft" button (or whatever it's called). Is that even useful?

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  151. Solution: Microsoft Hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft was really really concerned then they would issue a MS Computer. BillG keeps saying that hardware is just a commodity and MS has gotten more and more into hardware (XBOX, Optical Mice, Keyboards, cameras, game controllers, and the Zune) so why not just release a Microsoft "reference" desktop and laptop implementation? Yes, MS did release a Vista design guide but nothing speaks to setting expectations like a reference implementation that is on the market. So until MS does that its easy for MS to blame the OEMs and its easy for it to sound like lip service.

    Last thing, doesn't anyone else think its weird how organised and polite the MS defenders are on Slashdot and just about every other discussion group where Vista shows up? Personnaly I think MS has hired a bunch of people to monitor and "steer" these discussions. I'm surprised slashdot doesn't discuss "who are the people who defend MS"

  152. Solution to Vista P.R. by flyneye · · Score: 1

    If you want Vista to run well,don't load OEM software on it.
    In fact if you want it to run well and achieve long stable life,don't put any software on it.
    Software will only add more .dlls and grow your registry by adding more bothersome entries.
    Microsoft may in fact release Vista Turbo,which doesn't allow software installations and promises maximum performance from your computer and network.Look for Vista Server,Which won't allow network users to slow its performance either.No software,no users,no problems.
    Microsoft is about solving problems.All this sprang of course from the need to make it virus proof.If you can't do anything with it,you can't get virii.

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  153. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes.

  154. Advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole thread is like one big ad for Apple.

  155. Orly? by fullphaser · · Score: 1

    Funny, it seems between the 8 machines I just booted up this week alone, as the machine (from dell, 3 latitudes, 3 optiplex's and 2 dimensions) got higher up in terms of hardware so to did the oemware. The laptop being the lightest software wise came with only Intel's wireless goof, and maybe a dell support thing or two. The optiplex's came with a wonderful plethora of useless dell related propaganda, and finally the Dimension even came with its own happy copy of Norton, and a virtual plethora of un needed Dell Media software.

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  156. Yes (serious reply) by OfficialReverendStev · · Score: 1

    http://www.jetta.com/

    I bought one a few years ago specifically without Windows installed. The drive came blank and they shipped a driver cd. Saved about $80 by taking the OS off. They also replaced the defective monitor that only had a single dead (bright green) pixel which was actually within manufacturer spec. It also happens to be a fantastic machine, in my opinion. Extremely reliable.

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  157. Why do /.ers always whine about (pre)installs? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Enough bullshit in nearly every post about pre-installed apps and no 'original' sindose CD/DVD already. What's the chance you'll buy anything with exactly what you / your customers need? Zip! Who needs an old OEM sindose, Linsux CD anyway? You guys not have enough coasters already? It's not that bad - e.g. for XP 1. Backup the drivers, (using one of *many* utils on 'net) 2. Backup the serial no. (so it matches the sticker on the machine - using one of *many* utils on 'net) 3. Load your previously-prepared sindose 'streamlined' CD (with all required apps, drivers, updates, rootkits, keyloggers...). Use 'unattended' mode (for poster who was bitching about it taking all day and then having to do it again 'because I've hit the wrong key' ...idiot 4. Go and do something useful, (backup Exchange server, feed cat, shag partner, secretary, cat...) 5. If you've been too lazy to automate it, or don't have corp activation codes for XP, insert correct serial nos & activate.

  158. 1. Buy box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. ?
    3. PROFIT!

  159. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
    How do you do "ulimit -u" on Windows btw?
    ulimitnt -prclimit <count> [<binary for new process> ... ] [-processid <existing process ID> ...]
  160. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    We're not talking about crappy programs here. We're talking about apps that dig themselves deep into the code and replace (or worse) try to work alongside Vista code. I don't care what anyone say -- MS can't be responsible if a crappy OEM (*cough* Dell *cough*) installs the newest version of Symantec that digs itself into the kernel. Think if a computer manufacturer shipped a Linux box and swapped the kernel out without their own version (chock full of crap). Windows (or any other OS) can't dodge that bullet.

    In a lot of cases, these are no longer Windows boxes. Their "Windows + Cruft" boxes. And you can bet if OS X/Linux/FreeBSD really REALLY takes off as a desktop OS, and OEMs start selling boxes en masse, they'll be itching to install crap deep into the system for a signed check.

  161. Hardware driver crapplications begone! by derfla8 · · Score: 1

    In the enterprise environment I work in, our standard is to strip out all crapplications that come with hardware drivers because they result in user confusion, unnecessary clutter in the system tray, and/or bloating of what's loaded in memory. I wish Microsoft would use their big stick to require hardware vendors to provide drivers that contain ONLY drivers with no crapplications.

  162. Re:It isn't Vista's fault by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

    Sure, people SHOULD be able to distinguish between Microsoft OS applications and third party ones, but there are lots of users who think everything on the computer is "Microsoft". I've come across those people before, and it's not pretty.

    Supposedly, Microsoft does in fact send those crash reports back to ISVs and they sometimes fix their products because of it. They could definitely make that dialog clearer as to what happened and who is at fault, though.

  163. Re:Those Craplets are the keys to Microsoft's succ by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    Linux doesn't make anyone immune to crapware, but it is still easier for us to just boot from the live CD and run setup, do the next-next-finish dance and be done with it than it is to restore a Windows machine from the installation CD.

    It's not only easier for the geek. It is easier for anyone. Installing Windows XP from a pre-SP CD is a nightmare no non-geek should ever be exposed to (even if it could help my personal favorite in this one). That alone would make me either move to Linux or go out and buy a Mac.

    Of course, installing your own OS is kinda declaring independence from phone support, but people need not to be afraid - it's not hard at all. And, besides that, I never, ever heard of a problem solved by phone support.

  164. MS makes their own PC? by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    How long do you think it'll be until MS makes their own PC?

  165. Are craplets compatible with the Zune? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    If you can store craplets on a Zune, then maybe you could squirt them on to Windows.

    Maybe the PC OEM's can also install a program called "SqueegeeMan" that will offer to clean off the craplets that were squirted on your Windows, for a fee, of course.

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  166. I gotta wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya know, Microsoft forces all sorts of other things down OEM's throats including; Windows tax on every machines they sell, lack of (re)install disks for the OS and crippling licenses that exclude any non-M$ software. Then why in the hell haven't they cracked down on this before? I mean, it isn't like Vista is the first/only M$ OS crippled by this bullshit (hell, this was happening back in win95 days), so why are they just now worried about it?

    Could it be that Vista itself has such poor performance without craplets that they are already setting themselves up a scapegoat?

  167. Netcraft confirms it, Windows is dying by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Windows is never going to be ready for the desktop, because you have all the incompatibilities generated by the different OEM "distributions", and those that only serve to confuse users. When you're using "Windows", you expect to be using Windows not "HP Windows" or "Dell Windows" or "MDG Dollar-a-Day Windows". The only way Windows is ever going to be useful on the desktop is if all the vendors can agree on a single environment.

    Go Microsoft!

  168. An Embarrassment of Riches.... by rickshaf · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone think that we'd regard the presence of craplets as reflecting badly on Microsoft? After all, there are so many OTHER reasons!

  169. That's one of the reasons why I build my own PCs by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

    That's one of the reasons why I build my own PCs and why I don't like laptops. Not only they come with Windows, but they come preloaded with all sorts of bull****. A Taiwanese company's round media player that sits on the desktop? How ****ing nice. I always dreamed of having one. :rolleyes: Then you have Intel's wireless crap, "multimedia" keyboards crap, mouse drivers crap, and all the trash everyone wants to place on your system tray, desktop, quick launch bar and Explorer contextual menus, complete with a 6 MB auto-update process for each, their terribly ugly, non-standard interfaces to impact lusers and complete idiots. Seriously, you can tell a person's intelligence by looking at his system tray: the fewer icons the smartest the person. Now that we've got anti-malware tools, we should write an anti-crapware tool that gets rid of the hundred of utterly ****ty system tray utilities and auto-update processes.

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  170. A valid concern, but what can you do? by jonadab · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, you want OEMs to be free to bundle valid software, including valid replacements for Microsoft's own half-baked accessories. Some OEMs bundle Eudora, for instance, and that's much better than leaving the users with Outlook Express. Office suites (in some cases MS Office and in other cases alternatives) are another popular bundle item, and again that adds value. Even if you're not a big fan of Corel WPOS, as indeed I am not, it's still definitely better than the WordPad, Cardfile, and no spreadsheet whatsoever, which is what comes with Windows if the OEM doesn't add anything. Even Microsoft recognises that not every user is going to be willing to buy MS Office, and yet they might like to be able to type up documents. So you want OEMs to be able to make that kind of addition. And obviously you *have* to allow drivers for the hardware, and the OEM is the immediate source for such things. They should be bundled.

    On the other hand, some OEMs can't think of anything they'd rather bundle than WeatherBug and its ilk, and that's just sick and wrong. These sorts of offerings have already significantly harmed many users' opinions of Windows XP, and I can certainly sympathise if Microsoft doesn't want that happening with Vista. (In the past some (e.g., Packard Bell) have been known to bundle even *worse* dross, such as shell replacement environments that make MS Bob look positively heartwarming by comparison, but I haven't seen so much of that recently. I think WeatherBug and so on are just about the worst OEM-ware I've seen bundled with Windows XP. Oh, and Outlook Express, but Microsoft has nobody but themselves to blame for that particular atrocity.)

    Allowing OEMs to bundle whatever they want is a double-edged sword. You have to take the good with the bad. Of course, Microsoft could punish OEMs whose bundles are extremely terrible by refusing to deal with them any more, but this would be a dangerous time for Microsoft to do that. They *might* go out of business and take their nonsense with them, but on the other hand they might *not*, and that would mean significant (and possibly even large) OEMs (other than Apple) distributing entry-level PCs with a non-Microsoft OS, and Microsoft does not want that.

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  171. Re:I agree - PAYOLA by Reziac · · Score: 1

    And while this payola lets the OEMs sell the consumer-level systems at a more-competitive price, the buyer soon pays out the difference, as they have to get a tech to come spend a couple hours uninstalling craplets and crudware.

    At a guess, the OEMs make about $5 per pre-installed craplet, and about 20 craplets seems to be standard, so the system can be offered at a $100 "discount" without the OEM losing anything on the deal. If it takes two hours of a tech's time (at the typical $75/hr), the consumer winds up paying $50 MORE than they would have for the un-cluttered system. But sales are made on PERCEIVED shelf price, not on actual cost to the consumer, so this practice will continue, and more'n likely just get worse.

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  172. but did it remove the RIGHT Crap? by helios17 · · Score: 1

    The XP Decrapifier? I am assuming it works as advertised and nuked the system registry? One can only hope.

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