This is the Oxford English Dictionary speaking. We are writing here to tell you that we are not happy. Not happy at all. We go through all the trouble of cataloguing every single word in the English language (even aardvark) and release it in one handy publication and what do you people do with it?
YOU COPY THEM.
YOU USE THEM AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWN.
YOU PASS THEM ONTO FRIENDS.
YOU MASH THEM TOGETHER WITHOUT CONSIDERATION FOR THE CONSEQUENCES e.g. "fuckmook"
Well we have had enough. Unless you start paying us for using these words we shall have the entire English language withdrawn from use. As far as we're concerned from now on you can just point at things.
Bunch of humans fighting against evil robotic opressors in a possible future timeline. They laugh, they cry and in their struggles learn what its like to be human.
CAPTAIN POWER...er.... CONNOR AND THE SOLDIERS OF THE FUTURE
(Yes I know, pretty much the basis for any sci-fi themed program/film/radioshow)
So I clicked the link and read through them and saw the screen of Yoda talking to Chewbacca.
This got me thinking.
Chewbacca and Luke were around a lot together. Theres a good chance they would have talked a bit.
Chewbacca: Grrooowwwwwhhhhhh *Translation: Alright Luke. Whats with all the bags? Luke: I've gotta fly to some place call Dagaboo or something. Chewbacca: Hrrruuuhhhhhh *Dagobah? Don't bother. Smells like a Hutts arse. Luke: But Ben told me too. Chewbacca: Whhoommmmm whomm whhhoommm *That old farts dead. Stay with me and Han. Were gonna get Leia pissed and see if she gets her titties out. Luke: Love to but I have to go and talk to someone called Yoda. Chewbacca: Gaaaaahhhhhhh *Yoda..... Yoda..... Holy shit! Litle guy! Big fucking ears? Yeah I know Yoda! Luke: No fucking way! Small fucking galaxy huh. How you know him? Chewbacca: Hrrrrrnnnhhh *Ah, you know. When I was younger I got up to all kinds of shit. Like during the Clone Wars, all the Jedi's got whacked except for Yoda, some guy called Obi Kenobi and a tall guy called Anakin Skywalker. Last I heard Obi chopped Anakin into sushi and left him on some volcano.... hey... ain't your surname Skywalker too?.... Luke?.......Luke man.... You alright? You've gone white as a ghost....Luke?
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Get shot apparently.
>Where I love the equivalent to your Gatorade is when you're ill, most notably with gastroenteritis. Gatoradenteritis
dig a hole and bury it
There are some straaaaaannnge people out there -- just look around Slashdot
What? I'll kill you for that
So who do we want to blame? :)
the french
objection! opinion
"Hi, nice to meet you! Ignore the clangers, they're racists."
"What's the difference between an orange?"
Now the "its available now" comes with a caveat. What to do with the waste?
dig a whole and bury it
8 limbs good
4 limbs bad
death to the vertebrates!
Wow, a deep and insightful post.
You made some interesting points and I have a follow up question.
- What kind of pie?
Sooo...
We mince up the population of Eyam and drink the soup and have immunity from HIV yes?
Brb, bowl.
Last I heard 3 install limit was still in. And by last I heard I mean I went to EAs spore forum and looked it up just now.
I gave my love a chicken.
Bonus: It had no bone.
get some ridiculously specialised science morlock job in a neutrino detector or particle accelerator or the like.
Let us know how that works out for you Mr. Freemanyou're posting on slashdot - how normal do you think you are?
Hell yeah he did it for the money and you know what he does with all this cash hes got?
He eats it.
Fat motherfuckers trying to become a Hutt
Ho, ho, ho, ho
I hate to plug but ... http://www.hyfntrak.com/radiodread/fromafriend/
Radiohead - OK Computer redone in a reggae style.
Well I like it anyway
Hello.
This is the Oxford English Dictionary speaking. We are writing here to tell you that we are not happy. Not happy at all. We go through all the trouble of cataloguing every single word in the English language (even aardvark) and release it in one handy publication and what do you people do with it?
YOU COPY THEM.
YOU USE THEM AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWN.
YOU PASS THEM ONTO FRIENDS.
YOU MASH THEM TOGETHER WITHOUT CONSIDERATION FOR THE CONSEQUENCES e.g. "fuckmook"
Well we have had enough. Unless you start paying us for using these words we shall have the entire English language withdrawn from use. As far as we're concerned from now on you can just point at things.
Good day to you.
Refrigerator full of Stella?
I don't care what it looks like as long as it still has the bowm-chickah-chickah-wah-wah-chickah-chickah-wah-w ah-boowwmm background muzak
Bindun
...er.... CONNOR AND THE SOLDIERS OF THE FUTURE
Bunch of humans fighting against evil robotic opressors in a possible future timeline. They laugh, they cry and in their struggles learn what its like to be human.
CAPTAIN POWER
(Yes I know, pretty much the basis for any sci-fi themed program/film/radioshow)
So I clicked the link and read through them and saw the screen of Yoda talking to Chewbacca.
.... hey... ain't your surname Skywalker too?.... Luke? .......Luke man.... You alright? You've gone white as a ghost....Luke?
This got me thinking.
Chewbacca and Luke were around a lot together. Theres a good chance they would have talked a bit.
Chewbacca: Grrooowwwwwhhhhhh *Translation: Alright Luke. Whats with all the bags?
Luke: I've gotta fly to some place call Dagaboo or something.
Chewbacca: Hrrruuuhhhhhh *Dagobah? Don't bother. Smells like a Hutts arse.
Luke: But Ben told me too.
Chewbacca: Whhoommmmm whomm whhhoommm *That old farts dead. Stay with me and Han. Were gonna get Leia pissed and see if she gets her titties out.
Luke: Love to but I have to go and talk to someone called Yoda.
Chewbacca: Gaaaaahhhhhhh *Yoda..... Yoda..... Holy shit! Litle guy! Big fucking ears? Yeah I know Yoda!
Luke: No fucking way! Small fucking galaxy huh. How you know him?
Chewbacca: Hrrrrrnnnhhh *Ah, you know. When I was younger I got up to all kinds of shit. Like during the Clone Wars, all the Jedi's got whacked except for Yoda, some guy called Obi Kenobi and a tall guy called Anakin Skywalker. Last I heard Obi chopped Anakin into sushi and left him on some volcano
Replace "There is a ray of hope though." with "I have a dream."
The punishment for the first crime (death by chair) should prevent any further misdemeanors.