Bluegill A: HEARTBEAT nil, BREATHING non-existant, SWIMMING PATTERN bobbing along the top of the tank
Bluegill B: HEARTBEAT lub but still waiting for the dub, BREATHING laboured due to lungs hanging out of mouth, SWIMMING PATTERN thrashing about madly next to the castle
7am: Woke up. Looked in mirror and screamed in fear at the old bowl head looking back at me. Remembered its me, cursed time for withering my once handsome looks...
"In the 1990s, he and collaborators were able to change the way a monkey responded to its environment by sending electric jolts to certain parts of its brain. The findings gave neuroscientists enormous insight into the inner workings of the brain."
And from this we have come to the conclusion that the monkey really hated it
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Umm, ACTUALLY their civilisation was destroyed by the Spanish reclaiming their own country that had been conquered by the Moops.
*sigh*
Phil Cornwell as Michael Grade as Michael Caine. I think.
Ungrateful gits of Britain. It is I, Tony Blair, your President.
Dead Ringers - Phil Cornwell as Michael Caine.
New series tonight BBC2 9:30PM - I'll be down the pub obviously, but I'll be setting the video.
Greetings my fellow albatrosses.
"Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as though the scientists will be allowed to drill into the rock, at the owner's request."
Well just drill in anyway, replace the frog with an animal cracker and hope he don't notice.
Also - Jurassic Croak. Groan
It's too late for me! SAVE YOURSELF
Some 'Next-Gen' DVDs May Not Work With Vista
EMI Considers Abandoning DRM on CDs
No Ceasefire in DVD Format Battle
Today is a good day for DRM to die...
The array could (theoretically) detect civilizations broadcasting in the same frequencies as our own society
:D
The array could theoretically detect civilizations broadcasting hot nasty alien tentacle slime porn
Sign me up.
Object-oriented math:
Billy has four apples. He gives one to his friend Janet. How many apples does Billy have left?
four apples and a nasty rash
For Sale: Toaster. Slight water damage
Simpsons section
Homer: Under the sea, under the sea, there'll be no accusations, just friendly radioactive crustaceans, under the ssseeeeeeaaaaaaaaa
Lucas has already achieved what he wanted.
He's grown a chin for each Star Wars film
... UNITE!
We have nothing to lose but our platinum nanoparticles
Bluegill A: HEARTBEAT nil, BREATHING non-existant, SWIMMING PATTERN bobbing along the top of the tank
Bluegill B: HEARTBEAT lub but still waiting for the dub, BREATHING laboured due to lungs hanging out of mouth, SWIMMING PATTERN thrashing about madly next to the castle
Bluegill C: HEARTBEAT n/a, BREATHING n/a, SWIMMING PATTERN n/a
Please note: Bluegill C exploded
Conclusion: Possible contamination of drinking supply? Will ask for second opinion when Shift Manager returns from holiday
Short answer: No Long answer: No, they can't afford a delay like this.
Alternate Answer: Sony can't so there passing the cost onto people who buy it
Todays Microsoft Update menu
KB666123456 - Patch, Worm, Worm and Patch
KB666456789 - Patch, Worm, Worm, Worm, Worm and Patch
KB666666666* - Worm, Worm, Worm, Worm, Worm, Patch, Worm and Worm
* May not contain patch
I can see in 4 dimensions. When I look at a curry I can forsee the toilet taking a pounding in the near future
listen all of y'all it's a sabotaaaggge
I have a confession. I am a Sony fanboy.
BOOOOOOOOO!
We dont need no pedometers. We dont need no leg control. Hey, researcher! leave those ants alone!
those aussies are ruthless! they even wire kangaroo's with explosives, come a-hopping into camp, knock out 10 guys
thats a big bloody stork
7am: Woke up. Looked in mirror and screamed in fear at the old bowl head looking back at me. Remembered its me, cursed time for withering my once handsome looks...
"Its a trap!" ...
"What do you mean I look like a fish?"
and it's not brokeback mountain, it's bareback mountain
"In the 1990s, he and collaborators were able to change the way a monkey responded to its environment by sending electric jolts to certain parts of its brain. The findings gave neuroscientists enormous insight into the inner workings of the brain."
And from this we have come to the conclusion that the monkey really hated it