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  1. Re:And things like this are why... on Computer-Based System To Crack Down On Casino Card Counters · · Score: 1

    But they don't like *consistent* winners, like card counters for instance. They show those people the door and ask them not to come back.

    I can't believe that there are THAT many card counters out there that are good enough such that they could really affect a casino's profits in any significant way. If you have the mind to count cards, so what? Is it a game of skill, or a game of chance? So what if you can take $1000 a day out of the casino? If you can actually use your brain to count THAT many cards you almost deserve to make money off your skill. Just like an athlete who can shoot 99% on 3-pointers. Since you're playing against the house it's not like you are screwing over other players. The casinos are just greedy fuckers.

  2. BEHOLD! on Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can of worms, I dub thee COLOSUS!

  3. Re:Yep on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 1

    TFA does not contain the emails.

  4. Re:Movies on UK Copyright Group Tells Cinemas to Ban Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good thing we have engineers working hard to remove the smartphone/laptop distinction.

    Not to worry, the film industry is hard at work on legislation to make engineers illegal.

  5. user data on Details Emerge of 2006 Wal-Mart Hack · · Score: 1

    confirmed that no customer data was lost in the hack

    That's exactly what the data thieves wanted them to confirm.

  6. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... on Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek · · Score: 1

    That's why I watch the Simpsons. Very little techmomababble...

  7. Re:Who cares... on Nvidia Fakes Fermi Boards At GPU Tech Conference · · Score: 1

    Exactly. What is the point of this "news" anyway?

    Well, if I was an investor, and I had put $1,000,000 into nVidia stock, and they say their product is ready and that THIS is their product, but it's actually just a mockup and they have jack-shit, I would be extremely displeased. To me that would be fraudulent. Just like if I show someone a pack of gum and tell them it's a time machine and if they give me $1,000,000 I will let them ride it. That's fraud, and it's illegal.

  8. Re:Sounds great, but... on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    They obviously just need to realign the dilithium quantum flux matrix. What kind of boneheads do they have working on that thing??

  9. Re:But on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    There's no way around that one, and I don't care WHAT you use to accelerate your object...
    The ONLY exception to this is the "solar sail"...

    Not trolling, but you have a very closed mind about this stuff. Just because humans haven't discovered it yet does not mean it doesn't exist.

  10. Simple Solution on Artist Not Allowed To Stream His Own Music · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop. Using. MySpace.
    Find someone who understands what you're about, and use their service instead. If your business depends entirely on you having a presence on MySpace, you're doing something wrong. Especially now that this may (has?) cost you attorney's fees to sort it out.

  11. PICS on 2009 Ig Nobels Awarded, For Gas-Mask Bras and More · · Score: 1

    or GTFO

  12. Re:Science on Fossil Primate Ardipithecus Ramidus Described (Finally) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Monkeys have come from somewhere too - maybe humans are just another race from the same point, not related to monkeys in any way.

    Well, humans come from apes, not monkeys.

  13. Re:When they control...... on Comcast In Deal Talks With NBC Universal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well maybe some of the people. Not everyone is locked into Comcast. In fact, nobody is truly locked into Comcast. But perhaps we should start looking for an exposed ventilation shaft that leads to the core of their mothership just in case.

  14. Re:CRT? Are you from the past? on NVidia Cripples PhysX "Open" API · · Score: 1

    CRT is dead. You can barely even give away 21" Trinitron CRT monitors, if you're lucky. Every office I have worked in in the past 5 years has had a huge pile of perfectly good CRTs somewhere in the office which nobody wants. And I mean nobody. Who wants a 50lb block on their desk when you can get an LCD panel for $100? Charities won't take them, and you can't put them in the dumpster. It's not a good sign when even the Salvation Army turns up their nose. If CRT is not an outdated technology, I don't know what is..

  15. Re:other countries too on US Relaxes Control Over ICANN · · Score: 1

    At it's core it all runs on electricity, and we all know that the US invented electricity.

  16. Re:Just in time! on NVidia Cripples PhysX "Open" API · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't see what the big deal is. They currently only support their cloth simulation on the GPU, so whether or not GPU is being used doesn't affect rigid body physics at all. Havok is ridiculously expensive and they've dropped GPU support for their HavokFX system. I wouldn't discount PhysX based on this announcement alone unless all you care about is cloth.

  17. Re:So on Retrievable iPhone Numbers Raise Privacy Issue · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Works.

    Well, now, that's just a blatant lie.

  18. Re:What is very sad on Massachusetts Police Can't Place GPS On Autos Without Warrant · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why is that sad? You expected the people who made the laws 100 years ago to predict the existence of a satellite-based global positioning system with modules small enough to be placed on a vehicle to track it anywhere on the planet? THOSE MORONS!

  19. Re:Least of our problems on Cops Play Wii During Undercover Drug Raid · · Score: 1

    Try imagining the fourth amendment. It unambiguously requires a warrant to describe specifically what is to be searched. I'm quite sure the Wii was not mentioned in the warrant.

    So, how about if they sat on the couch, or used the bathroom? Does that count as them "seizing" the couch, or "seizing" the toilet paper? And does that invalidate the entire search warrant? No. Flat out, no. They didn't "seize" the Wii any more than they "seized" the front door when they opened it or "seized" the floor by using it to walk on. Turning something on does not count as searching it nor seizing it. Did they search and seize the lights when they turned them on? Not the most professional behavior to use the Wii, but it doesn't invalidate the search warrant like the defense attorney would dream...

  20. Re:Porn and hamburgers on French Deputies Want Labels On Photo-Altered Models · · Score: 1

    Pictures of burgers are representative of the type of burger you can expect

    Except that the burger in the picture is big and plump and juicy with ample lettuce and fresh red tomato and big fluffy bun. Whereas the burger you receive is a squashed soggy piece of garbage with shredded lettuce and a green tomato, and some other shit that you can't even identify. Not exactly a match to the photo..

  21. Re:Podcast? on Former Interplay Dev Talks "Disastrous" Old Star Trek Games · · Score: 1

    Can be music too. They are just MP3 files, distributed in a certain fashion.

  22. Re:The problem with bribery on $2,000 Bribe Bought Password To DC P.O. System · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But then you have to pay taxes on your $1,000,000,000. Raffle winnings are treated the same as lottery winnings, which are all treated as gambling winnings and probably taxable in the 30-40% range. In this case the irony would be that 1/3 to 1/2 of the bribery money would go back to the govt, and eventually be used to hire even more corrupt and inept people...

  23. Re:Just confused? on Lawyer Demands Jury Stops Googling · · Score: 1

    The judge is supposed to make sure the jury understands the pertinent laws and terms. The juror's oath prevents research on ANYTHING related to the case. Maybe looking up a word in the Oxford English dictionary is okay, but anything beyond that is not appropriate.

  24. wowzers on Data Center Flood Captured By Security Cam · · Score: 1

    talk about a flood attack..

  25. Re:What? on (Near) Constant Internet While RV'ing? · · Score: 1

    A caravan is a piece of shit minivan made by Dodge.