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eBay May Lose 'Buy it Now' Button in Patent Case

Spamicles writes "A judge has delayed his ruling on the eBay patent infringement case. eBay has been involved in a legal dispute over the use of its popular "Buy it Now" button, which allows consumers to skip the bidding and purchase items on eBay directly. The patent suit was filed six years ago by MercExchange L.L.C. In May of 2003, a jury ruled in MercExchange's favor finding that eBay did in fact infringe on the patent, but in 2005 the US Supreme Court ruled that MercExchange was not automatically entitled to a court order blocking the offending service, essentially handing a victory down to patent reform advocates. However, the ruling by the Supreme Court does not affect the final judgment of the court."

177 comments

  1. Yeah by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

    That makes sense. Yay for software patents!

    1. Re:Yeah by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Informative

      That makes sense. Yay for software patents!

      Doesn't even strike me as a software patent - more of a business process patent.

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    2. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More importantly, does this mean that the auction house in WoW will lose its 'Buyout' button? O NOES!!

    3. Re:Yeah by Mark+Bowness · · Score: 1

      This does make sense... it would be interesting to see if ebay do in fact lose this. Mark Bowness

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    4. Re:Yeah by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Which hints at the ultimate remedy for this nonsense:
      Shaming.
      When companies engage in blatant absurdity, and try to abuse the legal system in the name of lining their wallets, the online community needs to publicize the fact that these companies suck much pond water.
      After enough negative profit impact from bogus lawsuits, even the most pointy-haired of bosses will get the memo.
      If the gubmint can't do the right thing, then let's rally the market.

      Consider this still-steaming loaf of farce:

      "Our law enforcement resources are seriously misaligned," NBC/Universal general counsel Rick Cotton said. "If you add up all the various kinds of property crimes in this country, everything from theft, to fraud, to burglary, bank-robbing, all of it, it costs the country $16 billion a year. But intellectual property crime runs to hundreds of billions [of dollars] a year."
      http://www.contentagenda.com/CA6452245.html
      RMS torpedoed this one nicely: http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/not-ipr.html
      Unfortunately, money both talks and buys legislation.
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    5. Re:Yeah by vadim_t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shaming won't work against patent trolls.

      They won't give a damn about their reputation, lawsuits and patent licensing is how they do business. In fact, probably the more infamous they become the better, as companies would be more likely to just pay up.

      What is needed is anti-patent troll legislation: If you don't make it, you don't get to own a patent on it.

    6. Re:Yeah by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Interesting
      With sufficient money in the game, the legislation is doomed.

      lawsuits and patent licensing is how they do business
      Which is why their business should be attacked in the marketplace through better visibility of a) who is the troll, and b) who are they doing business with. We need to create the anti-troll.
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    7. Re:Yeah by DaBoyNBlu · · Score: 1

      is it me, or does Spamicles need to learn that 6 years from 2003 would be 2009

    8. Re:Yeah by GeckoX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about simple rules for obviousness?

      The fact that this can even be patented is frankly asinine.

      If it's not truly original, if it's just stacking a bunch of existing lego pieces together in another configuration, if it's blatantly obvious, then No Fucking Patent!

      What I don't understand is why the court system doesn't get this, why it continues to foster this situation by allowing this crap to go on.

      It's a fucking BUTTON.

      It's NO different when it comes right down to it to walking into a store and buying something from the clerk.

      INVENT something and I'll fully support your right to capitalize and prosper from it. Re-package the fucking wheel again, and try to gain the same protection, and you should have your head forcibly rammed as far up your ass as it will go, and then a bit more just to be sure.

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    9. Re:Yeah by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Which hints at the ultimate remedy for this nonsense:
      Shaming."

      hmmm right direction, but... how about "Shenanigans"

      Barbrady: "People of South Park, do you declare Shenanigans on the carnival people?"
      angry mob: Yeah!
      Barbrady: Okay, carnival people, do you accept this decree of Shenanigans?
      Woman: ...What the hell are you talking about?! This whole town is screwy!
      Barbrady: Well, that settles it! Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!

      (the mob cheers; brooms, pitchforks, and lit torches are already in their hands. They lay about the carnival people with great enthusiasm)

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    10. Re:Yeah by epee1221 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Take a look at what else they have: http://mercexchange.com/solutions.htm

      An abbreviated list:
      • searching for products in a market
      • conducting online auctions
      • branding an online business
      • streaming price info (think stock ticker)


      • I'm afraid I don't see much of anything non-obvious on their list, and there's likely plenty of prior art as well. The "online auction" patent was filed in 1999; eBay was founded in 1995. How bad is it when a patent troll gets away with patenting things that aren't even new?
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    11. Re:Yeah by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      How bad is it when a patent troll gets away with patenting things that aren't even new?


      Plainly, things are FUBAR. Irreparably IMHO.
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    12. Re:Yeah by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Call it what you will, but it's still ridiculous. Think about it this way: That essentially means that no site with an auction service can sell goods normally. This clearly falls in the 'obvious' category.

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    13. Re:Yeah by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop#Abbreviatio ns A full stop is used after some abbreviations. If the abbreviation is ending a declaratory sentence an additional full stop is not needed (e.g. My name is Phil Simpson, Jr.)

    14. Re:Yeah by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

      "What is needed is anti-patent troll legislation: If you don't make it, you don't get to own a patent on it."

      Then how are one man inventors going to be able to get a patent on their invention that takes serious capital to create? Your solution would make patents available to corporations only.

    15. Re:Yeah by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How? Their income isn't from customers willing to open their wallets but companies that were defeated in court. They can't be beaten with that method as they don't do anything so they can't run afoul of any patent. Nothing short of a well placed bullet can end it in a way that doesn't make the troll happy.

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    16. Re:Yeah by lgarner · · Score: 1

      It's a very complicated business process, too. One which involves creating a method for a customer to tell a merchant "I'd like to buy your product". Imagine all the vendors and customers standing around the bazaars for thousands of years, unable to do business for lack of this 21st-century space-age high-tech process.

    17. Re:Yeah by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I love it how Slashdot can suddenly defend Ebay, the playground of fraud on the internet, where the masters don't even care what's going on. But, I guess you have to stick to your principles. Mark Bowness

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    18. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of thing that almost makes me wish that judges could just skip legal processes and just go and shoot people like that make such cases.

    19. Re:Yeah by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      And how do you know it works if you haven't created a version?

    20. Re:Yeah by nobaloney · · Score: 1

      So we understand it this way:

      Any company (even me) can come up with a new way to sell you something: Say for example, Henry Ford decided to sell cars on credit. Or even more absurdly, with tires.

      Now he can patent that.

      And lo and behold, he's got a government enforced monopoly.

      Hmmmm... seems to me we can figure out a way to get rich off this.

      Jeff

  2. Guess they'll just have to make it... by GroundBounce · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Buy it later"

    1. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by PresidentEnder · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about "Skip bidding?"

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    2. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better yet .... "Screw the Patents" button.

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    3. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also don't forget:

      "Buy something now!" (think "I'm feeling lucky!")

      "Buyz it now!" (think "P2P")

      Hey, this patenting thing is a lot easier than I thought!

    4. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by Doc+Daneeka · · Score: 1

      All jokes aside, is it even plausible to say that a "Buy out" feature in a bidding system is non-obvious and therefore patentable? Is it really that novel of an idea or is this another fine example of "A normal idea but on the Internet!" kind of innovation?

    5. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by Klanglor · · Score: 1

      my friend, you could have been rich... i feel sorry for you.. now someone just patterned it.

    6. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Howzabout "Purchase Forthwith" ?

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    7. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be the problem. Of COURSE it's completely screwed up beyond comprehension, and yet, there it is. The court isn't listening to discussion on the validity of the patent itself even!!! The case is about enforcing this blatant steaming pile of a load of hooey they allowed to be patented!

      This shit keeps up, and before you know it we'll be required to pay some stupid company every time we use a butter knife to spread jam on a slice of bread. What? Too obvious? Yeah, NO SHIT!!!

      Patents are a good idea, but the system has been rendered so completely and utterly fubar that I really truly do not think it is even remotely salvageable.

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    8. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Uncultured philistine! Everyone knows you spread butter with a butter knife. You spread jam with a jam knife. Hence the name.

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    9. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 3, Informative

      How about "Skip bidding?"

      Ironically, this already exists in stock markets (double auctions): Market Orders.

      If you wanna bid, you do limit orders. If you want to skip bidding, you do market orders (to pay whatever price the other party wants).

      This is a no-brainer---the fact that it's patentable is amazing.

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    10. Re:Guess they'll just have to make it... by Elsan · · Score: 1

      "Buy it right now" or "Buy it like, right now".

  3. The summary is inaccurate. by Jack9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What this ruling is, is a concession by the courts for big business interests. The state has no interest in patent reform.

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    1. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      You mean it doesn't have anything to do with mouth-breathing juries not being able to know when a claim is full of shit?

    2. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      big business interests This has nothing to do with "big business interests". They're the ones losing out here. The threat to big proprietary software companies is far worse than any threat to open source/free software.

      The people doing the most abuse of patent system are small startup venture capital patent trolling/trading companies. They buy some patents and then sue anyone they think is breaking their patent, hoping for a big payout from the courts. At no time do they ever use the patents they have. They don't even understand what patents they hold in their hands... I bet most of them still use pen and paper in preference to computers!

      The US patent system (and to a wider degree, the hype about "intellectual property") is an absolute mess and a complete screwup. Abolish it.
    3. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      Why would the juries knowledge or lack thereof in the original matter have anything to do with the finding? The ruling was made, this does not change the pertinent ruling in any way. What was decided in the Supreme Court, simply gave eBay another delay in implementing the inevitable court order, which will block eBay from continuing to provide a "Buy it now" button. I wish I had the money to bribe appelate judges so my lawyers could attempt to put up more stumbling blocks. The courts don't care about patent reform or jury incompetence. The summary is inaccurate.

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    4. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      I dont think you understand what the topic is, it's not about the original decision (which agreeably, was bad). The topic is about how eBay won a stay of hand. How did they do this? (normally any mom-and-pop shop would already be sued or shut down due to cease-and-desist) Money in the backrooms.

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    5. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      How did they do this? .... Money in the backrooms.

      It also could have to do with the fact that eBay is actually using it's 'Buy It Now' feature, whereas the other party appears to be planting their ass in a chair somewhere like a typical suit and just hassling other people who use their 'IP.'

      That gives eBay a lot more money to work with to defend their practices. It also gives them a large audience of people who support their right to list BIN items. I bought three tubes of TTL gates with BIN just last night, for example...

    6. Re:The summary is inaccurate. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      It also could have to do with the fact that eBay is actually using it's 'Buy It Now' feature, whereas the other party appears to be planting their ass in a chair somewhere like a typical suit and just hassling other people who use their 'IP.'
      The law is blind to this. The fact that your business depends on a technology patented by another is not a legal cause to ignore that patent. This is a clear case of big business influencing the courts.
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  4. Alternative by kmahan · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Buy it after waiting 1 second" button.

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    1. Re:Alternative by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      You make a good point, in that on eBay when you click the 'Buy It Now' button it takes you to at least one layer of confirmation to proceed. If your cookie is set, you click a second button to confirm the BIN action. If your cookie is not set, you have to log in (so it's a 'three button click.)

  5. Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The patent suit was filed six years ago by MercExchange L.L.C. In May of 2003,

    Welcome to the future of 2009 where we can file patent suits whenever we feel like.
    1. Re:Time? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      May 2003 was when the case was brought against eBay. So the patent must have been issued by then, not merely filed.

    2. Re:Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May of 2003 was when the 'ruling' was reached....reading comprehension ftw.

    3. Re:Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whu, capitalization actually means something???

    4. Re:Time? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      nOpe. it doESn'T.

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  6. And they will replace it with by ATAMAH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Purchase it straight away" button, or something along those lines... We are a community where the mindset of "can't make profit? Litigate !" - and it is only getting worse.

    1. Re:And they will replace it with by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 1

      "can't make profit? Litigate !"

      Great idea: the "Can't Make Profit? Litigate!"-button. Patenting in three... two... one.

    2. Re:And they will replace it with by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Little bit of prior art there, mate.

    3. Re:And they will replace it with by FritzTheCat1030 · · Score: 1

      That certainly has never stopped the Patent Office before.

  7. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    using a link that says "buy it now" instead of a button?

    1. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt any patent is THAT specific.

      The "Buy It Now" button in patent-speak would be:

      "A method or apparatus of establishing a level of synchronous or asynchronous communication between two parties with the goal of conveying purchase decision logic across a spatial divide."

  8. The ultimate in stupid patents by davmoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought seriously about tagging this story with the tag "bull shit", because that's what this patent is. This should become the new poster child for "patent troll" and "patent office stupidity". This is even a more boneheaded patent than Amazon's non-innovation of one click buying (which always seems to take me two or three clicks anyway).

    What's next, they're going so take Walmart to court because Walmart lets me buy something without bidding on it? Are they going to take the owners of the live auction I go to each week to court because after high bid is set on an item, they allow those present to buy multiples of that same item for the same high bid without running another auction process?

    I'm all for the rights of a business to prosper and benefit from their original ideas. But this patent is about as far from "original" as you can get, and is as original as my getting up out of bed each morning and taking a piss. This company should be exterminated like the worthless parasite that it is. I said it before about SCO, and it applies here too...those who can innovate, while those who can't litigate.

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    1. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      From the FAQ (http://slashdot.org/faq/tags.shtml):

      Tags are space-separated. Use "bigbrother", not "big brother".

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    2. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      getting up out of bed each morning and taking a piss. You do that? I have the patent on that. I'm suing you!
      I bet you wish you posted AC this time don't cha.
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    3. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There's a big difference between all of those other things that obviously can't be patented and the "buy it now" patent: the buy it now button is on the Internet.

      You can patent anything from daily life by adding, "on the Internet" to it. For example, "getting up out of bed each morning and taking a piss" is clearly covered by prior art, but "getting up out of bed each morning and taking a piss on the Internet" was patentable (up until I posted this comment which should count as prior art).

      You can do the same thing with other communication mediums: A method for ordering pita delivery (which is clearly covered by prior art), but then add...
      on a mobile phone...
      over a microwave relay link...
      though an underwater hyrdophone...
      by courier pigeon...
      through a standalone kiosk with a touch screen...
      etc...

      And just like that you have a new innovative creation to push our modern idea driven economy forward!

      Please look for my upcoming book entitled, How to Become a Modern Thomas Edison: the Art and Culture of Clubbing Your Competitors With Timeless Innovation.

    4. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by jmac1492 · · Score: 1

      "getting up out of bed each morning and taking a piss on the Internet" It's supposed to wind up IN the series of tubes, not ON the series of tubes.
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    5. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bullshit button!!!!

    6. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by ShorePiper82 · · Score: 1

      i hate to break this to you, but my patent for patenting patents just passed about 20 minutes ago.
      pay up!

    7. Re:The ultimate in stupid patents by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      God just called, he wants money from everyone!

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  9. Hey..I patented that... by superash · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to AP reports, the USPTO has looked at the patents issued to MercExchange, and in early findings, the USPTO said that the patents held by MercExchange should not have been issued.

    Aye!! You just sneezed!! I have a patent on this style of sneezing! Pay me $$$$ !!
    Aye! You just did a double click using the mouse! I own the patent for double clicking! Pay me now!!
    Aye!! You just farted!! It smells crap!! ta-da..patent... I will sue ya!!

    I wonder what other patents were granted in the past...

    1. Re:Hey..I patented that... by mulvane · · Score: 1

      OMG!! A patent on bodily functions and movement processes. I'm gonna patent "Walking from point A to point B with the intended affect of arriving at point B to accomplish a task".. I think I will patent the process of eating too...

  10. The stupidity of the current Patent situation by FraterNLST · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The current patent laws are so stupid that it causes me physical pain to witness the things that actually make it to court. When the people envisaging the patent system designed it, had they recieved applications like the ones routinely honoured today, they would have laughed the applicant out of their office. What they are claiming to have a patent on is the idea, or process, whereby you buy an item for a set price rather than bidding on it... ..... ...... And your court system is happy to deliberate on this. Seriously, how much deliberation do they require? I bought some sushi today from the local sushi bar, and I didn't have to bid on it... they are obviously in violation of this patent... and I bought some hardware components from an online retailer, didn't have to bid there either. The idea of patents was to enable people, particularly individuals on limited budgets, to profit from their original inventions. One of the core requirements of a patent is that it not be for something obvious. Lets be honest. Does it get more obvious than the purchasing of something for a set price? Is there anyone that isn't familiar with that idea? I think i'm going to burst a blood vessel on this one.

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  11. links by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Informative
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    1. Re:links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my half assed attempt at reading that- it seems that ebay doesn't infringe anyway. Does Buy It Now constitute changing the price after the purchaser has purchased the item?

    2. Re:links by dm0527 · · Score: 1

      Holy crap...the main body of that patent is 14,596 words long. 15k words to describe "one-click purchase". Is it any wonder they're having problems chewing this up and figuring it out? I'd like to think of myself as relatively intelligent (cue jokes here) and I got angry reading the first section of that stupid patent. It makes me want to hit someone.

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    3. Re:links by smaddox · · Score: 1

      The core of the dispute is one of three patents issued to Woolston in 2000 and 2001 that were spawned from an original, or "parent," application he filed in April 1995.

      The 1995 filing was several months before eBay founder Pierre Omidyar launched the auction site using a combination of his own programming and software obtained for free over the Internet. Obviously, IANAL, but I don't understand how they can make a new patent from an old one, but still base the claim on the date of the original patent.

      Even more importantly, I don't understand how/why a 6-7 year old patent still holds weight. It seems to me that patents like this should be 3-5 years. That should be plenty of time for a person to make enough money to pay for the time spent developing the idea. After that, if you can't handle the competition, then you wont last. Isn't that the idea of patents? To inspire invention, through temporary monopoly method or process?

  12. From the 2003 article: by JensenDied · · Score: 1

    eBay must pay $35 million in patent case A federal jury has ruled that eBay's model for selling fixed-price merchandise violates a patent filed by a Virginia attorney...
    http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/05/28/eba y.lawsuit.ap/ So, attorney's sell merchandise, and for a fixed price? Now if only I could find these prices somewhere.
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    1. Re:From the 2003 article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $35 million?? My God, that's not even the cost of a decent pair of pants these days. Just cut a check and move on...
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  13. I predict Ebay will "lashout" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ebay is going to throw a corpo-tantrum because of this. They'll lash out. In their home town? Then I'd watch out and cover my eyes...except you don't even have to be protesting to get hit this time.

  14. Or create a different button with the same fxn... by feedmetrolls · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy it immediately?
    Purchase now?
    Screw the bidding?
    Screw the bidders?
    Screw Flanders?

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  15. Buy it in 30 seconds from now... by jon287 · · Score: 0

    NOW can we have patent reform? Please?

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  16. I'm going to patent my doorbell...ding-dong! by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Betcha no one has ever patented the concept of a 'doorbell' wherein you depress a momentary-contact switch to activate a sound-generating device that signals to all of those within hearing distance that someone is standing in front of the door and wishes to gain access. The old patents cover the idea of pulling a rope or chain to ring a bell but those are so yesterday.

    1. Re:I'm going to patent my doorbell...ding-dong! by superash · · Score: 1

      I have already patented that...bitch! Look it up! :p

    2. Re:I'm going to patent my doorbell...ding-dong! by datafr0g · · Score: 1
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  17. A Very Simple Summary Breakdown by Nymz · · Score: 5, Funny

    MercExchange patents 'buy it now' - Thank You!
    Ebay negotiates a license - How much you want?
    Ebay doesn't get a license - Whoa! That's too much
    Ebay intentionally uses it anyway - What are they gonna do, sue us?
    MercExchange brings a lawsuit against Ebay - Yes
    Judge rules in favor of MercExchange - I can see your name on the patent
    Judge misapplies injuction process - this stuff is complicated
    Ebay appeals the injuction - HaHa! a technicality
    Judges rule that the injunction was done wrong - I can see the process wasn't followed
    Judges also comment on current patent law - this shit sucks
    MercExchange requests the injunction be applied permanently - we hate Ebay
    Ebay requests postponement until patent is reassessed - No rush, we can wait 10 years
    Judge must now make a decision - damned if I do, damned if I don't

    1. Re:A Very Simple Summary Breakdown by slyguy135 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you do this full-time? It's the closest I'll ever get to RTFA.

  18. Independent Creation by eepok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Could someone please explain to me why certain patent battles, such as this, aren't just investigated for "independent creation" on the part of the accused infringer?

    I'm pretty sure that I was taught in college that 2 people can hold the patents to 2 very similar products so long as both came up with their respective products independent of each other. With such a simple idea as "Buy it now", wouldn't a rational judge throw such a case out?

    Besides simple corruption of the legal system by big money, what am I missing?

    1. Re:Independent Creation by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      IAmostcertainlyNAL, but I think you are incorrect. Patents are an absolute monopoly (unlike copyright, where independent creation is a legitimate defense).

      Still, a rational judge should still throw this out! I think the idea of a buy it now function is exceedingly obvious, and I am no auctioneer!

    2. Re:Independent Creation by ShadowDrgn · · Score: 1

      I think you've confused patent and copyright law. A patent grants you the right to exclude others from your invention no matter whether they came up with the same idea on their own or copied it from you.

    3. Re:Independent Creation by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're thinking of copyright, not patents. Patents grant an absolute monopoly, it doesn't matter that you came up with the infringing idea/product/whatever completely independently. All that matters is whether or not you can demonstrate prior art and have the patent invalidated.

      That's one of the reasons why a lot of companies file vapourware patents on ideas before they're ready to actually implement them. If they took the time to do all the research, someone else might beat them to getting the patent and they'll be in danger of having wasted their time and money. In an ideal world, of course, they could be secure in the knowledge that if they can genuinely demonstrate independent, concurrent development they would at least be granted some sort of "shared patent", but that's not the way it works.

    4. Re:Independent Creation by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that I was taught in college that 2 people can hold the patents to 2 very similar products so long as both came up with their respective products independent of each other. There is no allowance for independent creation. First person to invent and file wins. Infact, if someone has invented something and does not patent it but does publish the invention, someone else cannot patent the same invention unless they can prove they were first. This is because patents should only be granted on inventions that are novel (i.e. no prior art exists) and non-obvious.

      With such a simple idea as "Buy it now", wouldn't a rational judge throw such a case out? It does seem to stretch the bounds of "non-obvious". However this case does not appear to be about evaluating the patent's validity, but rather whether or not eBay are infringing on the patent (valid or not).
    5. Re:Independent Creation by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty sure that I was taught in college that 2 people can hold the patents to 2 very similar products so long as both came up with their respective products independent of each other.
      College taught you wrong, for that is not true. In fact, the very opposite is true -- independent creation is not a defense to patent infringement. From Hyperlaw:

      In the United States, patents confer rights to exclude others from making, using, or selling in the United States the invention claimed by the patent for a period of seventeen years from the date of issue. To gain patent protection, an invention (which may be a product, process, machine, or composition of matter) must be novel, nonobvious, and useful. [Patents] . . . protect[] an invention not only from copying but also from independent creation . . ."
      http://www.hyperlaw.com/ipguide.htm

      Thus, not only can two people hold very similar patents (because the second patented would not be "novel" and thus not eligible for patent protection), but "independent creation" is not a defense to patent infringement.
    6. Re:Independent Creation by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
      Er, that should say

      Thus, not only can two people not hold very similar patents
    7. Re:Independent Creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does seem to stretch the bounds of "non-obvious".
      does seem to stretch
      seem to

      I take it you've never bought anything. "Buying it now" is what's been done for the past few thousand years. Hell, even in competitive purchases such as buying a house, you'll have one or two people trying to lowball the price, and then someone comes along and says "I'll pay your asking price" and buys the house.

    8. Re:Independent Creation by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      All that matters is whether or not you can demonstrate prior art and have the patent invalidated.

      Interestingly, in the world of ETL, Informatica won their patent infringement case against Business Objects from what I've read, but IBM's Data Stage product was cleared because of prior art. All it means is that IBM is allowed to infringe on Informatica's ETL patent and Business Objects is not.

      The whole notion of patenting a business process is absurd, and the notion of patenting a software algorithm too is stupid. Imagine if today some ass hat were granted a general enough patent on buying stuff on the internet as a whole. We'd have no online stores. Came pretty darn close with Amazon and their one-click BS.

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    9. Re:Independent Creation by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      I said "seem to" because I haven't read the patent. But I'm sure it is not a patent on the concept of "buying something now", as you are assuming.

  19. E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Screw them. Until E-bay institutes a much needed "overtime" change, I will never do business anymore. I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over.

    Here's how it should work. Let's say the bid ends today at 5:00pm. However, if someone places a bid at 4:50pm, it should extend the end time to 5:10pm. At this point, it will continue to be extended to 5:20, 5:30, and 5:40 as long as there still bidding going on. Only when there's a period of inactivity, the bid is closed.

    Such a system is fair for the bidder, and great for the seller. Also, e-bay would gain an extra cut from the increased sales revenue. It's a win, win, win situation for all parties involved. So WTF is holding E-bay back? Do they WANT to piss everyone off?

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    1. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by stevenvi · · Score: 1

      You know, this is one of the reasons I don't use Ebay. After reading your argument, it seems to make 100% perfect sense.

      I can only assume that this concept has already been patented, which is why they have not implemented it.

    2. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by MaelstromX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Screw them. Until E-bay institutes a much needed "overtime" change, I will never do business anymore. I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over.


      Evidently the people who use these programs want the items you are bidding on more than you do, or it would not matter that they are entering last-minute bids. Enter as your maximum bid the highest possible price you would want to buy the item for, and it won't matter if somebody enters a bid at the last possible moment because you will automatically outbid them.

      If you are not willing to do this, chances are the other person wants the item more than you do (i.e. is willing to pay more for it, no matter when they entered their bid) and thus you don't deserve to win it. The system is not broken.
    3. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they WANT to piss everyone off?

      The only problem with your less than fantastic idea is that it would piss bidders off.

      I'm sure as a seller though, you would think that is great. Riddle me this, if that's such a fantastic idea, then why hasn't Overstock.con who has the very system you suggest, eclipse (or even come close) to ebay's market share??

      I'll tell you why, because it's a stupid idea. As a bidder, I don't want to spend all day dinking around with an auction that never seems to end. I would tire of it fast, and not participate in any of the auctions at all (I never even bother going to overstock's site). Because of this, the auctions would be like a ghost town, like what overstock.com auctions are.

      If you pay attention, you will see that stuff goes close to what it is worth, regardless of the last minute bids. If you look at the completed auctions, for an item of the same type and quality you will see that the final price is remarkably consistent.

      So as a seller, stop whining and being greedy over nothing. There is a lot wrong with ebay, but having an auction end at a specific time is definitely not one of them. You can offer your stuff for sale at any price you want on ebay. If it's a reasonable deal, somebody will buy it. If not it is not going to sell no matter if there is an "overtime" auction ending or not.

      Until E-bay institutes a much needed "overtime" change, I will never do business anymore.

      Your presence will not be missed. CIAO

    4. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by great+throwdini · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over. [Bidding should] continue to be extended ... as long as there still bidding going on. Only when there's a period of inactivity, the bid is closed. [...] So WTF is holding E-bay back? Do they WANT to piss everyone off?

      Oh, I dunno. Is it because people have lives and aren't interested in listings on the glorified yardsale that is eBay being extended indefinitely with nickle-and-dime bids? Or perhaps it's the potential for abuse as shills hammer open-ended closings to maximize gain at the expense of others? Then again, it could just be that eBay doesn't think it worth the effort to rewrite the codebase so an item can climb from $1.00 to $2.00 over the course of another hour?

      Compared to real-world auctions, the vast majority of items on eBay aren't worth much and the potential number of bidders is far, far larger. Both these factor into why open-ended closure isn't as cut-and-dried a process as you lay out. It just doesn't make sense, especially to eBay, a company that wants quick sell-through (look at their fee structuring) rather than lingering listings. That was the motivation to the introduction of Buy It Now in the first place, and your proposal runs counter to that.

      There's no magic to beating last-minute dropped connections or competing automated bids: just bid what you're willing to pay up front, and if you don't win, wait for the item to turn up again (and again) from another seller. Even under your plan, those two self-indentified evils would still exist, only moreso, as the timeframe for each would be extended. I don't see how sliding auction closure does anything to address either in the least.

    5. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by nagora · · Score: 1
      I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over.

      Bid slightly over what you want to pay and then forget it; that's the secret to eBay. If you get the item, then fine. If not, then at least you haven't paid more than you wanted to. The system you're suggesting would be abused sideways to Sunday.

      Personally, I'd like to see the end of "Buy it now" (although not because of a lame patent). I came for an auction, not a row of bloody Hong Kong shops.

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    6. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      95% of the time I use Buy-it-now, especially for consumables and cheapo stuff (which is why I'm reading this Slashdot story in the first place) It's just not worth the effort to bid on $5 or $10 items only to wait 7-10 days and get knocked off by someone else. (And if you bid $15 or $17 or $21 someone will still beat you by 50c) I'd rather pay the $15 up front and secure the item.

    7. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent down as stupid

    8. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by TheDormouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you for explaining this.

      The problem with eBay is stupid bidders. If everyone would figure out how much they were willing to pay, then bid that much and be done with it, we'd all be happier buyers.

      The problem is the bidders who either (1) have no idea how much they are willing to pay but, by God, they're gonna win this auction, or (2) they don't understand the way the bidding process works. Some people belong in both groups.

      The people in group 1 somewhat artificially drive up the price. They increase their bid a couple of bucks a dozen times in the last few minutes because, rather than simply bidding the maximum they are actually willing to pay, they keep on jacking up the price until they've either got the high bid or time runs out.

      People in group 2 don't seem to understand that they could bid $1,000,000,000.00 on a piece of $5 costume jewelry and they'll only have to pay a few bucks more than the 2nd highest bid. That's right folks: the *second* highest bidder sets the selling price that the highest bidder pays. The people who don't get this concept may have actually come up with a maximum they are willing to pay, but they ease up to it in the last few minutes instead of bidding their maximum and walking away. This group only encourages group 1's behavior.

      Because of these groups who don't know how to play the auction game, the only way to win many auctions is to decide how much you are willing to pay and snipe at the last moment (unless it's already bid up higher than your personal maximum). Otherwise someone will decide "I guess I could bid a couple more bucks" in the last minutes of the auction. It's no wonder than people have developed sniping software to do this automatically for buyers who are busy sleeping, working, or enjoying life.

      And by the way, if you're bidding on any of *my* auctions, forget all this. Bid early! Bid often!

    9. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Come, now. Isn't this part of the classical heap paradox? If you're willing to pay $200, why not $201? This is actually a classical paradox in decision theory, see the dollar auction example.

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    10. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by rs79 · · Score: 1

      The high bid at the end of the auction wins. Period. Why is this so hard to understand?

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    11. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they WANT to piss everyone off?

      Yes. I think this is their entire business strategy.

    12. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Why are you bidding less than you are willing to pay, in the proxy bidding auction?

      People who keep bidding by 1 penny until they outbid me piss me off.

      Oh well, I simply learned to use these systems. They are mostly free to use and work like a charm protecting against stupid people who have no clue what proxy bidding is, against kids who bid just to piss you off and never buy, and against crooked sellers who use fake account on rare wares. Plus doesn't advertize given seller.

      Case 1: the item is worth to you $100, but is available for $10. You bid $100, which shows as $11. Some idiot comes along, bids $12. Your bid rises to $13, "oh, bastard outbid me, I'll show him", bids $14. Still less than $100, so he outbids your $15... pissed to no end with "you bastard outbidding him" he ends up spending $110 on an item he didn't want to pay more than $15 in the first place, but "I showed him" ego boost.
      Solution: bid $100 1s before end. You outbid his $12 with $13.

      Case 2: a kid tries to "test" how much you bid on your item, bids in increments of $5 with no intention of ever paying. Stops after outbidding you. Either you raise your bet to $110 or lose. Alternatively the kid leaves bored at $80, no other competition shows up, you pay $80 instead of $10.
      Solution: no bid - no "testing"

      Case 3: crooked seller sells car parts. Given part is really obscure and he's the only one with it on whole ebay. The display price is very low too. You bid $10. "Oh, a customer willing to buy that part, let's see if they are desperate enough to pay $50" - and he bids $30 on that very part, which lay without bids on ebay for last two years. But you need it and so you bid $50 to outbid him.
      Solution: bid when he has no time to react.

      Case 4: the category is full of items differing very little, at very similar prices. There are 2-3 bids total in 200 or so offers. You spend a hour seeking out an offer which is by a small margin better than others. You bid the price which is right, about what the seller asks. Some kid comes along, sees offers 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0... so they check the offer with one bid. "Likely the best". They outbid you, offering price that is no longer right, and requiring you to find another offer which is not as good.
      Solution: don't advertize the item by placing a bet, buy it in last seconds, when your only competition is people who spend equally much time researching the offers.

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    13. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a feature Yahoo Auctions had, and buyers don't like it - because there's ALWAYS SOMEONE WILLING TO PAY MORE. It's why I stopped even browsing Yahoo, and it's why I'd not bother with ebay auctions and only look at 'buy it now' items. I place snipe bids because it allows me to win more of what I want for less. I do it manually though.

    14. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      It seems you've never used eBay. When you make a bid, the system generates - if possible - an automatic, lower bid for you that trumps all other bids. It is the difference between this amount and the amount you actually bid that causes the confusion. I wonder how people would feel if eBay changed their software so that your maximum amount became your actual bid, with no automatic bidding?

    15. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually there was a bug in Ebay that allowed you to place a bid up to 8 seconds after close if you used one of the European servers to place your bid. Lots of people used it for a while to snag a item after bidding closed until the hole was closed (It was a time slip). The other problem with bidding what you are willing to pay is that ebay is full of incredibly stupid people bidding. I have seen used items go for more money than what you could have bought it new for on Amazon or other online store. People get sucked into the bidding and "It's mine! I'm gonna outbid everyone" mentality, and many items get out of control fast. As a seller, I use tricks to incite the bidding stupidity (list everything starting at %0.99 no reserve) As a buyer, I snipe by hand in the last 10 seconds as most of the sniping software has not worked right for over a year now, nor can it get a feel in the last 30 seconds as to if you will even want to snipe.

      Bidding what you think it's worth to you usually does not work. Sniping at the last second is what get's you a lightly used Canon rebel XT digital camera body for $145.00, Or a Toughbook CF-30 for a $450.00 price. Nither of those would have been won at those really low prices if I sat there bidding like everyone else. Coming in at the last second with less reaction time than the other guys have snaggs it, you get a good deal instead of a Ok deal. That is what Ebay has been all about from day 1.

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    16. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your tone implies apparent disagreement with the post you are replying to. Are you saying that the high bid is not the one that wins at the end of the auction?

    17. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over.

      The only person screwing you over is yourself. The item went to someone who bid simply higher than you did.

      If you failed to submit your real maximum bid before the end of the auction then you only have yourself to blame.

    18. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Makid · · Score: 1

      You should check out Overstock.com Auction then. They do have extensions to their auctions. Any new bid placed in the final 10 minutes of the auction extends the auction an additional 10 minutes. It will go on forever until people stop bidding.

    19. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Valdez · · Score: 1
      I've never understood anyone who buys anything on ebay and bids any time sooner than 5-15 seconds before the auction closes (depending on your personal tube health)...

      Sure, it's not as good for the sellers, but it sure is good for the buyer. Why drive the price up beforehand?

    20. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      Bidding what you think it's worth to you usually does not work. Sniping at the last second is what get's you a lightly used Canon rebel XT digital camera body for $145.00, Or a Toughbook CF-30 for a $450.00 price. Nither of those would have been won at those really low prices if I sat there bidding like everyone else.

      Bidding what you think it's worth does work. What you're talking about is being cheap, and it's an attitude shared by nearly all who snipe -- which is why waiting until the last second won't work if you're aim is to be cheap and not everyone else follows suit. On the other hand, I've seen last-second bidders whose assumption is that everyone involved to date is also cheap, and so bid a ridiculous amount to top whatever's there at the end. The end result is usually a short eBay career littered with obscene auction closes.

      Anyway, you're right. If your objective is to cheap out on a bid (and I don't blame anyone for this attitude, eBay is mostly a yardsale where things are frequently not quite as advertised), you're probably not going to achieve that by bidding far in advance. However, if you're willing to pay a reasonable amount for an item, placement of such a bid on the last day after seeing what's going on works as often as any other bidding approach. I've been involved with eBay on and off for nearly a decade, and unless there's reason for an item to be a "must have, right now", it's usually better to view each auction as a probable loss and wait for another to be listed until your willingness to pay matches.

      One of the strongest reasons not to bid in advance applies to mislisted items in a contested market, where other bidders frequently shadow the bid placement of others. This generally applies only to obscenely competitive fields (e.g., collectibles) and only in cases where the account from which you place bids has become "known" as one to watch. For the average user, though, this is a non-factor. And even should it apply, quite a few times the lack of a standing bid in advance of close elicits under-the-table dealings from the more ruthless eBay participants.

    21. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      That's true, but significantly more basic than the point I was making. If you have nothing to contribute please don't bother replying.

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    22. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Why drive the price up beforehand?

      Because I want to make more money selling my crap. Also, I want the ability to have fair bidding when purchasing other peoples crap.

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    23. Re:E-bay needs "overtime" bidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a system is fair for the bidder, and great for the seller. Also, e-bay would gain an extra cut from the increased sales revenue. It's a win, win, win situation for all parties involved.

      You sound like a seller. Specifically, you sound like a seller who thinks he should be getting more for his items than bidders are paying.

      You have made a fundamentally flawed assumption that ebay buyers want a "fair system", by which you I suspect you mean a fair price - fair probably as determined by you.

      Many ebayers go to ebay to win [x] AND get a cheap price [y], not necessarily a fair price (although remember, a fair price is what people are willing to pay, ie determined by the buyer not the seller).
      1. The base price is the price at which an arbitrary buyer enters the auction.
      2. If this buyer bids early and low, it is likely that another will bid higher thus raising the base price (contrary to [y] above) and returning this buyer to step 1 above.
      3. If this buyer bids early and high, it is likely that another will test his bid, thus raising the actual price (contrary to [y] above) although this buyer may still win
      4. If this buyer bids late and low, it is likely that his bid will not be high enough to win (contrary to [x] above)
      5. If this buyer bids late and high
        • others may raise the bid, but because they typically raise in small increments to reduce their own outlay, they will not have enough time to either raise the final price high enough for this buyer to worry about nor, in the worst case, win the auction
        • another buyer who also bids late and higher than this buyer obviously was willing to pay more anyway


      Therefore the only combination in which it is likely that this buyer BOTH wins the auction AND obtains a cheap price is to bid late and high. Applying game theory, bidding early discloses information to your opponents (other buyers).

      Now if all this sounds dreadfully unfair (and youre not so arrogant that you didnt bother to read this far), then remember that as seller you control every other parameter of the auction, including starting price and reserve. You also have the ultimate choice of NOT to auction (or maybe offer buyitnow).

      You also need to consider your market. If the rules were changed to your satisfaction, it is possible (I would claim practically guarenteed) that the ebay buyer population would shrink (I would claim substantially) because buyers decide they dont like a game that they cant play to their advantage.

      This will turn your win/win/win into a lose/lose/lose.
  20. Heh by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh. Given that, say, the in-game auction house on WoW has an instant buy option too, I wonder how long until they'll want their cut there too.

    And will they take the license fee in game money, since that's all that changes virtual hands? I can just see a party of lawyers riding to Ironforge and Orgrimmar to demand their license fees.

    Well, the dwarves might even pay up, but I'd worry about trying to collect from the Orcs. I doubt anyone explained to Thrall yet how the license system works. And troll tribes tend to kill each other on sight, so I'd advise the patent trolls to stay clear of the Darkspear trolls ;)

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    1. Re:Heh by tomatensaft · · Score: 1

      In EVE Online there is also an equivalent to this "Buy it now" button, called "Buyout". Auction initializer has an option to specify a price of an item, which a buyer would have to pay in order to buy it without any bidding.

    2. Re:Heh by Ciggy · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a sort of prior art in [the good ol' ASCII graphic'd *nix] Larn: after collecting gold and treasure on the way to getting the specific potion, depositing some of said gold in the bank, etc, once you had found the potion and completed game you'd get emails from the game requesting you pay your taxes! (Obviously in games funds.)

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    3. Re:Heh by Jeruvy · · Score: 1

      Heh. Given that, say, the in-game auction house on WoW has an instant buy option too, I wonder how long until they'll want their cut there too.

      And will they take the license fee in game money, since that's all that changes virtual hands? I can just see a party of lawyers riding to Ironforge and Orgrimmar to demand their license fees.
      But, the AUP for WoW states that you cannot make money selling stuff, so... These lawyers would get their accounts suspended or even cancelled very quickly. Must be why they haven't filed suit yet...
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  21. Judicial System: Redo from Start by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it any surprise the courts make these sort of decisions?

    A few days ago we had an idiot judge (yes, a *judge*) suing cleaners $54M for the emotional stress of losing is pants http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2007/06/12/AR2007061201667.html?hpid=moreheadli nes
    and hot on the heals of that we had an idiotic ruling by a U.S. Magistrate Judge Jacqueline Chooljian decreeing that RAM shall be archived. And we've got an Attorney General, the #1 lawyer in the country, who smirks "I don't recall" for hours of testimony, then goes back to work and it's business as usual.

    The entire judicial legal system is an anachronism. As we've seen, it contains some very clueless (and sometimes downright stupid) people making important decisions. We've got patent law which is way out of control and anti-trust law which might as well not exist at all. The law is written for and sometimes even by corporations like the RIAA and Disney http://writ.news.findlaw.com/commentary/20020305_s prigman.html , in exchange for campaign donations http://consumerist.com/xml/comments/264638 . And lets not forget about hot cups of coffee. The entire legal system is a joke. The problem is people like Judge Pearson, Magistrate Chooljian and Attorney General Gonzales don't know it. They think they're important public officials part of a proud tradition who are loved and admired by the population they rule^H^H^H^Hserve. Suspect many people think otherwise.

    Time to turf the whole thing out and start again. I mean, how much worse is this going to get?

    At least Americans are lucky they don't like in the former British Empire where you get some senile git wearing a black cape and a powdered wig banging a hammer and glaring at you, and expecting to be taken seriously. "This is my court!" they thunder. If any other public servant did that in their workplace, they'd be taken away for psychiatric assessment.

    1. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    2. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "A few days ago we had an idiot judge (yes, a *judge*) suing cleaners $54M for the emotional stress of losing is pants"

      This is because the US has punitive damages in the legal system. You would never see a similar lawsuit in most of Europe, because most countries only award actual damages.

      I understand the idea of using punitive damages as a deterrent against people and companies not upholding their obligations and breaking regulations, but then the punitive damages should not go to the people suing them in the first place, but rather to some charity agreed between the two parties and the court.

      Otherwise you get the daft mess of people misusing the legal system to sue people for millions for silly little things.

      And if it isn't silly little things, but something like say losing a child through someones negligence, then by all means punish the person/company responsible, but no amount of money awarded to you personally is going to bring your child back.

    3. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And lets not forget about hot cups of coffee
      Gah, everything else in your comment is spot on but people always bring the McCoffee thing up as an example of a frivolous lawsuit when it actually wasn't. The coffee was very hot, enough to cause serious burns (she needed skin grafts). They had previously been advised it was dangerously hot but carried on serving at that temperature. The cup it was served in was flimsy and tended to collapse when the top was taken off. In short, it was inherently dangerous to be serving at a drive-through and it was quite reasonable for the court to find them criminally negligent for doing so.
    4. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by will_die · · Score: 1

      That lawsuit is mainly about the sign in the shop saying "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and "Same Day Service" he is doing so under a stupid provision under a Washington D.C> consumer protection act. If this was just about the pants he would just be eligible for the money to replace them, you could make the case for replacement of the whole suit.
      The U.S. and Europe are pretty much the same with just actual costs for the loss of property, it is the punitive damages in the US that are killing them. The punitive damages laws are around in Europe they just need the scum of trial lawyers to start profiting from them, and they are starting to do that.
      On the topic of property damage you do have a major difference, in most of the US the replacement cost is only for the item, in alot of places in Europe that cost also will include future profits.
      For example you hit a chicken in the road and are require to pay damages. In the most of the US it would just price to replace the chicken with a comparable chicken, if that chicken was a great egg layer you would have to pay the amount to purchase a new great egg layer. In most of Europe you would have to pay replacement and future profits from that chicken, so that with that great egg layer you would have to pay for the chicken, the amount the owner is out because it will no longer lay eggs and in some cases you would have to pay an additional amount to cover the future generations that chicken will no longer produce.

    5. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are lucky they don't like in the former British Empire where you get some senile git wearing a black cape

      Are you sure it was that much worse? We're talking about the government that achieved the highest incarceration rate in the entire world, for christ's sake.

      As we look on in disbelief, we must remember that every lawsuit, every criminal prosecution, every new prison built represents profit for the power elite who control government. There's a reason why the US government of today dwarfs the US govenrment of only 50, let alone 100 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people -- and it's not because making government bigger is unprofitable for those in the business of government.

    6. Re:Judicial System: Redo from Start by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "At least Americans are lucky they don't like in the former British Empire where you get some senile git wearing a black cape and a powdered wig banging a hammer and glaring at you, and expecting to be taken seriously. "This is my court!" they thunder. If any other public servant did that in their workplace, they'd be taken away for psychiatric assessment."

      And whats with all that "your honour" and the 'oh yea oh yea. ' and 'God Save the Queen' and the bowing and the respect...
      then again prey tell, how should the Queen's Justice's dress? And what should they tell you when you are crossing the line and treading dangerously close to being summarily convicted and sentenced on the spot with contempt and thrown in prison (where you can contemplate whether or not you respect the Administration of Justice).

      the british and canadians for that matter, have far more respect for their Judicial system than the Americans have for theirs. Maybe the robes and capes work?

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  22. Of course ! by golodh · · Score: 0, Redundant
    What ho!

    Clearly now Ebay is shamelessly ripping off MercExchange's Valuable Intellectual Property! That button to signify "buy at requested maximum price" is the clearly fruit of serious innovation obtained through hard-won research, and recognised as "original" by the widely acclaimed US Patent Office.

    Ebay should pay up ... and quickly! Best that Ebay simply gives MercExchange it's main bank account and password so that MercExchange can help itself to whatever they feel are reasonable license fees. To avoid unnecessary delays you understand?

  23. mod parent up by cyclomedia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    seriously, there's no point getting into a bidding war on any item on ebay and this is the approach i take.

    I actually think that ebay (or $NewCompetitor) would do well to change the whole system over to blind bidding. That is you put in the max you're willing to pay at the start and have to wait until the auction is over to see who won and at what price and the auto-bid history behind that. Throughout the duration of the auction there would be no "current bid" on display, just the start price and the number of bidders. If person A bids $10 max and person B bids $15 max person B will still win with $10.01 but they'd both have to wait and see.

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    1. Re:mod parent up by kobaz · · Score: 1

      seriously, there's no point getting into a bidding war on any item on ebay and this is the approach i take... Throughout the duration of the auction there would be no "current bid" on display, just the start price and the number of bidders. If person A bids $10 max and person B bids $15 max person B will still win with $10.01 but they'd both have to wait and see. Ebay wouldn't even make half the money it does now if they adopted that approach.
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  24. Let's patent THIS and make money by RandySC · · Score: 1

    What do you guys think about patenting something like this:

    The invention uses a foot operated pedal to regulate the volumetric flow of a near stoichiometric mixture of air and petrochemicals into an internal combustion engine. The foot pedal is hinged and has a range of travel appropriate to the ability of a human to modulate the use of their foot. For the case a of handicapped human, the pedal can be substituted by a hand actuated lever.

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    1. Re:Let's patent THIS and make money by davmoo · · Score: 1

      Although I do realize you are being humorous, this is also a perfect example of why patent regulations should state that patents must be presented in non-gobbledygook. This would also make a great test for employment as a patent examiner...ask future candidates if this would be an original idea, and anyone who says "yes" is immediately disqualified from holding the job.

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  25. You gotta love third world by unity100 · · Score: 1

    for such shit like patenting something similar to a roadside label with a writing on it, only because it is translated into digitized environment, does not exist.

    1. Re:You gotta love third world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PHP/MySQL, 500Mb space, 13 Gb Bw, $3.5/m [mindonthenet.com]

      500Mb is only 62 megabytes. This deal sucks :(

    2. Re:You gotta love third world by unity100 · · Score: 1

      checked all accounts contained therein - no errors except 3 having 150 instead of 500, and those corrected.

    3. Re:You gotta love third world by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Dude, he's commenting that 500Mb is 500 Megabits which you need to divide by 8 to get the amount in Megabytes. It should be displayed as 500MB

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    4. Re:You gotta love third world by unity100 · · Score: 1

      doh !.

  26. How about... by greylingrover · · Score: 0

    "Get Now!" or "Get it Now!" ? - Or is it the actual process of clicking a button to skip an otherwise lengthier ordering/bidding/auction process that the patent locks out? "Buy Now" is so ubiquitous on the net - seems like this would be a hard one to enforce. I use an "E-Bid" function on my site for optional bids instead of the normal "Add" (to cart) button. Could "Add" or "Add to Cart" be considered skipping the bidding process, or does this only apply to the exact words "Buy Now"? I wonder if I can patent the "Play" process for all media players. ;)

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  27. How long is it going to be by simong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before someone in say, the Trade Department, realises that every stupid patent awarded, every 10 year old summonsed by the RIAA and every stupid copyright restriction imposed or self-imposed on websites is adversely affecting the trading position of the USA in the world? It's not to say that real world issues should be ignored by the Internet but there has to be some common sense applied and less of this blind gold rush. Ebay's response could be as simple as lifting their servers and moving them somewhere where software patents don't exist, which would probably be cheaper than paying whatever stupid licencing price these parasites want to impose. It's a shame that Neal Stephenson's Kinakuta doesn't yet exist, as every big US online company that has been screwed over by the cretinous US patenting system, and every company that has fallen foul of the ridiculous protectionist policies of the current government would be falling over themselves to set up there. Anyone got a spare island?

  28. Europe by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I've been editing a patent article for a law review for which I'm an editor. This particular article discusses European patent law, and from it I think I've learned that Europe has no business method patents and no software patents unless the software is an implementation of something that could be patentable had it been done without software (e.g., something that could be patentable if done mechanically, but because it is being done on a computer it should not be excluded from patent protection).

    Are their any European lawyers out there who can verify what I've just said? I think this is a prime example of where Europe gets it right and America gets it wrong.

    Note that by "Europe" i mean "The EU."

    1. Re:Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are essentially correct. One thing. There isn't really such a thing as "a software patent" or "a business method patent", they are just patents plain and simple. They may relate to computer implemented inventions and may have software in their implementation but they are just patents and are thus treated in the same way as say a patent for anything else. The trick comes in deciding what problem they had to overcome to take your example of something done mechanically and do it in software. Was a technical problem overcome? Or was it just using off the shelf computers to "do it on the the internet".

      Also, the EPO is not part of the EU. So be careful when referring to either. The EU recently proposed some stuff about computer implemented inventions (I think it was in the news :-) but that was not part of the EPC. Different groups of countries, different treaties, different legal frameworks and so on.

    2. Re:Europe by Husgaard · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but I know a bit about this, so here goes:

      Check out article 52 in the European Patent Convention.

      It basically says that business methods and software is not patentable "as such".

      When the European Patent Office released their first guidelines on how the European Patent Convention was to be interpreted, the guidelines simply stated that software cannot be patented.

      Later the European Patent Office has changed their guidelines to say something that can be condensed to something like: "If software does something useful, it is not software "as such", and can thus be patented". This change in their guidelines was done by the European Patent Office with no political discussion or control, and without any change in patent laws or the European Patent Convention.

      Then, the European Patent Office started issuing software patents. There are now tens of thousands of software patents issued by the European Patent Office. These software patents are illegal according the the European Patent Convention and the local patent laws of the signatories.

      Then, the European Patent Office called for a diplomatic conference to get article 52 in the European Patent Convention changed to make the illegal software patents legalized. This request was denied at the diplomatic conference.

      Then, the European Patent Office called for another diplomatic conference with the same request. Their request was denied again.

      Then, the European Patent Office started lobbying the European Union for a directive that would force the EU member countries to change their laws to legalize the illegal software patents. A bit strange, since the EU has noting to do with patents (it is under the European Patent Convention, administered by the European Patent Office, which are completely separate). The directive was blocked by the only democratically elected body in the EU (the European Parliament).

      So right now there are a lot of patents on software and business methods in Europe. But they are illegal, so they cannot currently be enforced. If somebody tries to enforce a software patent the judge would invalidate the patent, for not being patentable subject matter.

      The latest development is that the European Patent Office is now lobbying the EU to get a special patent court that should be over all other european patent courts. The judges here are to come from the European Patent Office. This way they can ensure that their perverted legal theory (software is not software "as such" if it does something useful) becomes the opinion of the highest court instance for patent cases.

  29. Hold your breathe!!! by CriticalError · · Score: 0

    I am happy for announcing that I have the patent of breathing. then now each time that you breathe you've to pay me $0.01!!! "Breathe Now"

  30. Maybe a "Patent It Now" button? by DaveCar · · Score: 1


    For any random stupid idea that falls out of your head.

  31. Hot Lap Coffee by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 2, Informative

    mod parent informative

    I asked Google about the McCoffee. And it told me 300 contradictory things, including that McCoffee was drunk by whoever was on the grassy knoll and if you look closely at footage of the moonlanding, you can see a McCoffee next to a "moonrock." Then Google showed me crotch shots of celebrities getting out of limmos holding McCoffee. In the corner, an Google ad appeared saying "Buy Hot McCoffee Lap from eBay!"

    So I gave up on Google and asked Snopes.com. Snopes is the original urban legends guy from the days when Internet was e-mail and news groups. Think of him as Mythbusters long before beries became unfashionable again. Snopes pointed me at this, which he claims is an accurate summary of the incident:

    http://www.caoc.com/CA/index.cfm?event=showPage&pg =facts

    As Snopes says, the details of that case were exaggerated, but there's still a strong case for tort reform. I suspect Judge "No Pants" Pearson will be on poster. For an encore Pearson should sue himself for emotional distress for making an ass (no pun intended) out of himself.

    http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

  32. Trolls by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And troll tribes tend to kill each other on sight, so I'd advise the patent trolls to stay clear of the Darkspear trolls ;) Troll #1: So.. What sort critter be this?
    Troll #2: Dunno... It wave this paper and shrieks "Patant violitor!" and no want to shut up, so I just spear him.
    Troll #1: Mmmm... Ya think it be fit for eatin?
    Troll #2: Dunno, it looking scrawny.
    Troll #1: (Cuts off an arm and takes a bite.) Ptui!...(Spits out chunk of flesh).
    Troll #2: No good.. huh?
    Troll #1: It spoiled methinks....
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  33. Anybody notice? by Octavio+Paz · · Score: 1

    that Wooston is a former CIA agent who is now "walking on sunshine?" Someone should sue him for using a song lyric in his speech. Cronyism? C'mon. Cronyism today in the era of BushCo? I wonder if he was a Freemason before he became CIA and got some clever ideas while sitting at his desk getting a check from the fed or driving around in his CIA motorpool car. Maybe one of his buddies told him how to do it.

  34. Please excuse me by bryan1945 · · Score: 1, Funny

    if someone else said this, for I have not read all the comments.

    Howabout
    "Buy it later"
    "Buy it this afternoon"
    "Buy it with tea and crumpets"
    "But it yesterday"
    "But it whenever the hell you want"
    "Just don't buy it"
    "Huh?"
    "Don't buy this, buy my socks"
    ?

    (ok, the last one was a reach)

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    1. Re:Please excuse me by wboelen · · Score: 1

      "Don't buy this, buy my socks"

      Only if they have Genuine Advantageous(r) Smell!

  35. That's it! Now, another question: by eepok · · Score: 1

    Thanks to all who replied and cleared this up! =) (The mix up of mine being the terminology "patent" and "copyright".)

    According to the patent here HERE it looks exactly like a "Buy-Out Auction" but on a computah. Does this then imply that I can take any archaic process put it on a computah (or just say I can) and patent troll, too?

    Sounds very Half Baked -- "... but have you seen it... on weed?

  36. Re:Or create a different button with the same fxn. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our patent-enforcing Flanders-screwing overlords.

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  37. Re:Or create a different button with the same fxn. by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

    "Purchase this item at the present time"

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  38. How About? by vtcodger · · Score: 1
    How about replacing BUY NOW with a button that sends off an email to every congressman and senator asking them to start thinking about reforming the patent and copyright systems to reflect public good rather than the narrow interests of a few parties.

    One email to each for every click.

    Might give our elected representatives a new perspective on how popular the software/business process patent aspect of Intellectual Property is.

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  39. BUY, from a merchant site? How revolutionary! by 172pilot · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, granted, the article wasn't specific on what the patent was based on, but it seems to me that if you've got a website that intends to SELL something, that somewhere on that page, there should be a button to allow a potential customer to BUY the item. I am going to assume for a moment that the act of BUYING an item is not a patentable concept (I hope this assumption is correct).. If so, what is patented? The color of the button? The exact wording? What the heck? The Patent office is truly out of control.

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  40. Add to Cart by rdx565 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apart from the usage of words how is 'Buy it now' any different from 'Add to Cart'? The process seems exactly the same to me. Maybe this is why I don't have any patents to my name.

  41. Karma by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    eBay stands accused of infringing on a software patent?

    The irony is so delicious...

  42. It's how eBay dodges regulations by tepples · · Score: 1

    Until E-bay institutes a much needed "overtime" change, I will never do business anymore. I'm tired of all the 1-second-till-end phantom biding programs and online services screwing me over. Adding overtime in case the bidders' maximum bids continue to rise would make eBay subject to more states' regulations of auction venues.
  43. Necessary Option by Soldrinero · · Score: 3, Funny

    Buy from CowboyNeal

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  44. Lawsuits are for losers by Austin+Milbarge · · Score: 2, Informative

    > eBay has claimed that they have changed the code in order to prevent any patent violations claimed in the suit, but
    > MercExchange lawyers say that they are still entitled to a hearing in order to force eBay to license the patents.

    But that's not good enough for MercExchange because they're entitled to a few bucks, no?? I'm surprised Ford hasn't sued GM for making a car that looks similar to theirs. A LAW SUIT OVER A F**KING BUTTON!!! Give me a break!! This is exactly why countries like China, India, Israel and Japan are kicking our ass!! American companies don't innovate anymore, they sue!! Lawyers are destroying this country one suit at a time.

  45. Gah, the lawyers have managed to whitewash this by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Gah, everything else in your comment is spot on but people always bring the McCoffee thing up as an example of a frivolous lawsuit when it actually wasn't. The coffee was very hot, enough to cause serious burns (she needed skin grafts).
    The coffee was at the industry standard temperature. All they managed to do was make McDonalds serve their coffee at a lower temperature than recommended by the coffee trade groups. This is a product which is intended to be served in a state which is dangerous if mishandled. The world is not a perfectly safe place.

    First the "facts" of the case as presented by the lawyers state that McDonalds held their coffee ready to serve at 180-190 F. I have found no evidence to substantiate their claim that other establishments served their coffee at 135-140 F prior to the lawsuit. You'll notice the page glosses over the temperature with a couple "factual" statements, then spends the rest of its time describing the burns and what temperatures are required to avoid them completely ignoring any requirements imposed by the coffee. That's the strategy they used during the trial to sway the jury.

    The National Coffee Association of the U.S recommends the coffee be maintained at 180-185 F.

    The Specialty Coffee Association of America recommends the coffee be held at 175-185 F (you have to buy their guidebooks to see the actual numbers so the link is not to their site).

    Bunn, a major producer of coffee brewing and serving equipment recommends a holding temperature of 175-185 F and in fact recommends any coffee below 175 F be re-heated before serving. They also note that many of the aromatics will not evaporate at 150 F, thus depriving the coffee of its characteristic smell. This would appear to contradict the claim that other establishments served coffee at 135-140 F.

    Starbucks sells coffee dispensing equipment which puts out coffee at 180 F.

    The same manufacturer, DeLonghi produces a unit with a 150-200 F temperature setting, indicating the 155 F recommended by the lawyers' site is at the extreme bottom of preferred coffee serving temperatures, and IMHO unsuitably cool for coffee served at a drive-through which in most cases will not be consumed until after a 5-15 minute drive to a destination.

    I'll repeat, this is a product which is meant to be served in a state which is dangerous if mishandled. What's next, airlines being sued because their planes fly at a speed which is fatal if there's an accident? Or power companies being sued because electrical lines can cause severe burns or fatality if mishandled? The lawsuit points out that 700 people were also burned by McDonalds coffee in the 10 years prior. But McDonalds served tens of billions of cups of coffee during the same time, leading to an incident rate of one in 24 million . If I were a safety engineer and my product had an incident rate of one in 24 million, I'd be ecstatic at how safe it was!

  46. They can't do that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA has that one patented!!!!

  47. RMS torpedo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are so anti-IP then why don't you go visit RMS's discussion board instead of Slashdot where I am now looking at an AT&T wireless banner ad?

    Or how about a web site dedicated to North Korea's tech industry?

    1. Re:RMS torpedo by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Because the nebulousness of "Intellectual Property" bears repeating until those that insist on belief in that specious claim confine themselves to plooking each other?

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  48. Some dumb US patents by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    5,443,036 Method of exercising a cat [using a laser pointer]
    6,025,810 Hyper-light-speed antenna [claims communication faster than light!!!]
    6,368,227 Method of swinging on a swing [all claims cancelled on re-examination]

    There are lots more of similar utility, non-obviousness, and inventiveness. The US PTO has indeed been lax.

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  49. Better yet... by MuffinSpawn · · Score: 1

    somebody should patent the business process of creating dumb patents for the sole purpose of suing somebody in the future for using the obvious idea. Then when moron companys like MercExchange do this you can sue them for being dick heads.

    1. Re:Better yet... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Someone should patent commenting on patenting a process of obtaining patents. =)

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  50. Arn't obvious patents null? by kinglink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm getting sick of these. You think if there's a million monkeys who bid on a random service no one would come up with proxy bidding (the site will bid for you up to a certain amount) or buy it now buttons, yet there's patents on both of them.

    I get really sick when simplistic business practices are considered treated the same as "trade secrets" even when they are publicly released. I get the feeling that America has become less of a free economy and more of a "patent hell". You certainly can build a better mouse trap, until the first company says they thought up the idea of a mouse trap and then your screwed.

  51. I Recommend by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    Change it to a "Stop the bidding process by offering a sufficient sum of cash to guarantee satisfaction of the seller's minimum requirements for sale" button. Patent that, of course.

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  52. Overtime on ebay by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

    is a bad idea, as long as the auto incramenting bid is in use. because it would take like, 2 days, tops, for it to escalate out of control when two people bid like a million dollars max bid on a furby, and it keeps overtiming and auto incamenting the bid untill somone actualy wins a cheep plastic doll for seven hundred fifty thousand dolars. you have to have one or the other, auto-bid, or overtime. World of warcraft uses an overtime system, and its nice, it also includes a buyout, but there is no bidding a max ammount, and letting the bid rise to that, you bid, and your bid is the new minimum that the auction is at. cant have it both ways.

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  53. Reverse auto auction/negotiation. by bawol · · Score: 1

    When in college, a marketing professor of mine told the class a story of buying his car. He visited multiple dealerships in the area telling them what car he wanted, with what options, etc. He then asked them to write their minimum price on their business card and seal it in an envelope. Once they were all received, he and his wife would sit at home, open the bids and chose the lowest. When asked, "What if my bid is $1000 to high?" to which he replied, "Well, then reduce it another $1000 then."

    However, whether he did or didn't do this is up for debate.

    If you were willing to buy that mint Chrono Trigger for more than your inital bid, then bid higher.

  54. Keep it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "buy it now" option is the only one I use. I hate auctions.

    "Bidding" is a complete joke. You might aswell set your max bid to $1,000,000 if you actually want to win anything... and hope nobody catches on and bids $999,998.

  55. who are patents for? by bicho · · Score: 1

    Is there any reason anything other than an individual be granted a patent?
    why are corps owners of patents?
    or am I mistaken?

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  56. Confusion about the issues by SupermanX · · Score: 1

    I don't think you all (generalization) are fully understanding the issues here. Ebay has NOT contested the patent. They have in fact chosen to legitimize the patent by their actions. They have much MORE to lose by having the patent (and others like it) overturned. They have simply tried to bypass the process of paying for it, and draw out the legal process. This is about one company trying to get away with something, because they are bigger, and can make it take forever in court. Eventually if things don't go their way, they might consider addressing the validity of the patent itself, but that is at least 5 years off. Until then they are just 'negotiating' the cost of this (obviously bad) patent. This is how companies do business.

  57. Meanwhile, in other news ... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the USPTO 'Patent It Now' button's use continues unabated.

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  58. Re:Or create a different button with the same fxn. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Taking a page from N.I.C.E. I'd suggest "I'd hit it".

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  59. I agree in part by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I can see your point with regard to ideas that are truly expensive to implement.

    I don't think this applies to software. How much does it cost to put a button on a web page?

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  60. Buy It Nearly Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add a 3 second delay to submit. Rename service (see headline) Problem solved. :)

  61. Just so I'm clear here... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    ...How would you feel if I patented a wheel-based device for forcibly ramming heads up asses?

    Or (given that you're unlikely to survive such a procedure), is this fucking-wheel you mentioned prior art?

  62. Re:Very simple solution by symbolic · · Score: 1

    It's a semantic issue. Change the button to read, "Bid x dollars" where x is the instant purchase amount. The auction closes for that item shortly thereafter, and bingo. Problem solved.

  63. Re:Very simple solution by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, poo, there you go and ruin my fantasy. It's a nicer thought to think someone will sue the royal court of Ironforge and I get to ambush their wagons loaded with gold coins ;)

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  64. My BuyItNOW button does not work. Who do I sue? by Rockin'Robert · · Score: 0

    True story.
    Not that I really want to enter all of my ID THEFT details
    in this virus riddled and alphabet soup bugged machine
    in the first place.
    RR