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  1. Why not... on How Do I Keep My Privacy While Using Google? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...read the summary.

  2. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth on Super Strength Substance Approaching Human Trials · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you SPOOOOOOOOOOCK to soon.

  3. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating on Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent · · Score: 1

    Well I patented a method for reoxygenating blood.

    Good luck getting your cells to work on nitrogen. Chumps.

  4. Its Life Jim on Alternate Star Trek TOS Pilot Found · · Score: 1

    Its Life Jim, but not as you know it.

  5. Re:Demand? on Nintendo Announces DSi XL · · Score: 1

    Is it Girugamesh?

  6. Re:WTF? on Time Warner Cable Modems Expose Users · · Score: 1

    Because they have a piece of paper from the government telling them they can do whatever the fuck they want. And if it isnt covered by an old agreement? Well new illegal ones spring up all the time.

  7. Re:Hyperbole much on Sequoia Voting Systems Source Code Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesnt matter if its changeable on the fly or not. The law is No interpreted code. Guess what they found? Interpreted code. Ergo, the law has been broken. How much more simply can this be put, that you would get it?

  8. Re:What is the limit? on The Ultimate Limit of Moore's Law · · Score: 1

    Computations Per Library of Congress

  9. Re:Looking good in those tights on Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Where are my modpoints when I need them. Mod this genius up.

  10. Re:substitute a mineral or two here and there on New Superconductor World Record Surpasses 250K · · Score: -1, Troll

    It depends, if these guys are black, and happen to do this against the odds, we could have a winner.

  11. Obligatory Reference on BSA Says 41% of Software On Personal Computers Is Pirated · · Score: 1
  12. DoW Chemicals? on Dow Chemical Rolling Out Solar Shingles Next Year · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Paint them red, they will charge faster.

  13. Re:Go go on ESA Sent Takedown Notices For 45 Million Infringements In Fiscal 2009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely you mean Go Go Gadget Nanny state!

  14. Re:Forego Copyrighted Material on Proposed UK File-Sharing Laws May Be Illegal, ISPs Upset · · Score: 1

    You really are preaching to the choir here, most peole on /. already hold those views and if they dont they probably arent going to change them because one random person makes a post that has been done before ad nauseum. In order to make a difference you have to explain to everyone around you offline the situation and try and change their minds, and if you have already done that youve done your part, unless you want to take to the streets or something. Us telling each other the same good idea over and over again, and patting ourselves on the back with insightful moderations is only going to get us as far as its gotten us so far. Nearly nowhere.

  15. Re:Here to stay on Swedish Authorities Attempt Pirate Bay Shutdown · · Score: 1

    - Intellectual property lobbyists have won every battle, and have succeeded against fair use consistently.

    To paraphrase (points if you know where from) They can win every battle, but I can not see them winning the war.

    There are just too many people out there that are moving against them. All they will do is push it more underground.

  16. Re:isn't this obvious? on A Broken Heart Really Does Hurt, Scientists Claim · · Score: 5, Funny

    No offense dude, but im pretty sure god is trying to kill you

  17. Re:Mhm on Neural Networks-Equipped Robots Evolve the Ability To Deceive · · Score: 1

    I for one would like to see a beowulf cluster of these highly welcome Evil Lying Flesh eating robots.

    But does anyone know, do they run linux?

  18. Re:Decline of the Landline on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1

    Incase noone else got this, It was a play on Insane in the Membrane Insane in the Brain!

  19. Re:VERY LARGE test bed? on Large Hadron Collider Struggling · · Score: 1

    The collective power of their smugness that every science other than mathematics is below them.

  20. Re:time travelers from future stalling it on Large Hadron Collider Struggling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah I wonder where from? Must be one of those B-Movies, red matter doesnt sound to well thought out or explained. Maybe Rambaldi was behind it somehow.

  21. Re:Wow! on Possible Meteorite Imaged By Opportunity Rover · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should import this "Monolith" to earth, it cant make games any worse than its namesake.

  22. Re:What do we do when they become self-aware? on Games That Design Themselves · · Score: 2, Funny

    That already happened. It turns out the only way to win was not to play

  23. Re:Discussed This Report Four Days Ago on Could Cyber-Terrorists Provoke Nuclear Attacks? · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that thought of This when you spoke of mental manipulation and nuclear silos?

  24. Thats too bad on Bill Gates Remembers 1979 · · Score: 1

    Thats too bad, because ive got love for you..... if you were born in the eighties.

  25. Re:Finally! on BOINC Exceeds 2 Petaflop/s Barrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you mean OSX with smug set to maximum.