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  1. Re:Not looking forward to this on YouTube to Host Presidential Debate · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've never seen a more putrid cesspool of thoughtless idiocy.
    I guess you haven't watched a presidential debate before. You sir are in a real treat.

  2. Re:You forget on China's New Internet Plan · · Score: 1

    I agree. I think at some point the question needs to be asked. At what point does a network cease to be part of the Internet? And what should be done when this change threshold is met?
    FG

  3. Status Quo on China's New Internet Plan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sounds like every other government/corporate plan to me so it's governance/business as usual. When will goverments and corps realize that the internet doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the users we just allow them to use it and profit from it if we so desire. If you can't compete on your own merits as a company, ideology, or political system this is not the place for you.
    FG

  4. Re:Yawn on Nuclear Training Software Downloaded To Iran · · Score: 1

    Another justification for Israel's participation was the Fedayeen raids which took place between 1951 and 1956 in which terrorists killed about 1300 Israelis. The terrorists where using bases in Egypt, Jordan, and Syria. While it is easy to say the nationalization of the canal was Israel's prime motivation it was not the case. There where several other valid reasons for Israel to participate. I blame the Ottoman Turks for most of the modern troubles in the region.
    FG

  5. Re:Lame article on The Fine Art of 'Boss Science' · · Score: 1

    Why substitute one system in which assholes succeed for another? It still ends with shit.

    Your other point is more interesting...why do we need bosses? The truth is groups divide themselves into leaders and followers by nature...it's how we are wired. The people who standout lead by default because everyone else is willing to let them. I think a better questions for the modern workplace is why is the boss I had yesterday the same boss I will have tomorrow. People will lead in the areas they are strongest...bosses should be assigned my deliverable not by some management hierarchy.

    Yes, I am a boss :) But, I lead when I have to and follow when I should.
    FG

  6. Re:Uh oh! on Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food · · Score: 4, Funny

    They will be taught multiculturalism

  7. Re:Shocking Interface Change on Apple Announces iTunes 7, Movies, Set-Top Box · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's because...are you ready for this? Leopard and Vista are the same OS. just mungified to keep it a secret.

  8. Re:Google travel policy is amazingly risky on Lawsuits Fly Over Google Founders' Party Plane · · Score: 1

    I think the board would be pleased is the Google brothers bought it in a plane crash.

  9. Re:Oh, the humanity... on Lawsuits Fly Over Google Founders' Party Plane · · Score: 1

    Humantity does what works and booze, drugs, and whores work...

  10. Re:UN on Tsunami Warning System Up and Running · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am all for the UN doing this type of work as protecting human rights, solving political problems, or preventing genocide is not their forte.

  11. Dupe on A Day in the Life of a Spyware Company · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dupe Dupe

  12. Re:Racism on Western Union Blocking Money Transfers to Arabs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not all muslims are terrorists but most terrorists are muslims. Well atleast the current crop.

  13. Re:Anything BUT silent... on The Pentagon's Supersonic, Shape-Shifting Assassin · · Score: 1

    Hey!
    Just like all muslims are not terrorists not all muslims are goat humpers...but I do beleive that goat humping is an initiation ritual for would be terrorists as humping a dog or pig is forbidden.

  14. Re:Stalemate means consumers LOSE on Toshiba Subsidizes $200/Unit on New HD Player · · Score: 1

    Troll?
    To me this seems to be a logical thing to do until the execs can remove there heads from their rectum.

  15. Great.... on Christian Science Monitor Putting OSS at the Helm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now instead of telling my boss that our issue has been escalated to level 2 support I can say "I won't have an answer until Elm0 in #L1nuxd00dz recovers from his caffine induced tirade about how LISP is more elegant that PERL".

  16. Bah! The judge should have.... on Lawyers Ordered to Play RPS to Settle Dispute · · Score: 1

    ordered them to duel. That way we can start solving another problem.
    F

  17. Great.... on Techie Fight Clubs Springing Up · · Score: 1

    Now that there I geek fight clubs not only do I have to worry about being laid off I now need to worry about Kumar in the call center getting stressed out while hopped up on the energy drink du jour and rampaging through the QA department cutting down testers in his path. I don't get paid enough for this.

  18. I am 33.... on Science Ability Down in U.S. High Schools · · Score: 1

    and people have been saying that math and science in the US is horrible for my entire life. If this is true why should I trust these studies? They are performed by the same slackers who couldn't handle math or science 10-15 years ago.

  19. A fly on the wall... on Microsoft Customers Balk at Hard Sell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Balmer: What's your name?
    Gates: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
    (Gates flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
    Gates: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem pal? You. Balmer.
    Balmer: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?
    (Gates sits and takes off his gold watch)
    Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
    Balmer: Yeah.
    Gates: That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifty thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell software?
    (He pulls something out of his briefcase)
    Gates: It takes brass balls to sell software.

  20. My take on the Intellectual vesus Scientists on A Conversation with Alan Lightman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is the job of the intellectual to sit around and think up stuff. It is the job of the scientists to tell the intellectuals that they are either full of shit or right on. It is the job of the revolutionary to change the world. If you consider yourself one of they above but do the job of one of the others you are doing the rest of us a disservice. Scientists should never be intellectuals and logic and intellect are not comparable.

    My job as a gadfly is to tell everyone they are full of shit. Which makes me idealy suited to post on slashdot.

  21. Re:This says it all: on No Same Sex Marriage In World of Warcraft? · · Score: 2, Funny

    They taste like crackers of course

  22. Re:EA on EA Fires 5% of Its Staff · · Score: 1

    As the former executive in charge of goat hearding I cannot comment due to the NDA I signed when I was layed off.

  23. Re:Well, if it's costly, it's clearly bad... on Publishers Say 'Fact-Checking Too Costly' · · Score: 1

    I find that when the government owes me money they don't care if I file or not. But, when I owe them it's a different story.

  24. Re:This just begs the question... on Britons Unconvinced on Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try Cuba, the weather is nice, great cigars, and beautiful women. It really is a nice place...well...except for that one guy.

  25. Re:Leibniz, Bernoulli, Euler... on Genius Requires Just the Right Mix · · Score: 1

    Bernoulli was killed in the fourier with poissoned eueler said Lagrange slamming his fist on the table.