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  1. Re:I wonder... on The DOJ's New Spin on Blocking Software · · Score: 1

    My mother is on record as saying that she would have been worried if I hadn't been looking at pornography in one form or another. Not that she ever caught me...

  2. Re:one billion dollars on Google's Silent Monopoly · · Score: 1
    The sum isn't quite that simple, but if Google weren't generating more revenue by using the space than they would by renting it, then they'd be renting it, wouldn't they?

    [Cost of advertising Google on Google] = [Revenue lost in advertising space] - [Revneue generated by advertising]

    It's in Google's interests to make that value negative.

  3. Re:8 billion transactions per year on Possible Serious Security Flaw In ATMs · · Score: 1

    PINs are not unique.

  4. Re:A Better Name on The Death of the "Cell Phone" · · Score: 1

    The first manufacturer who comes up with a name like that will be sued off the planet for false advertising. Besides, mobiles (as we call them) are still powered by a cell, aren't they?

  5. Re:convince them the old isn't good enough? on Microsoft's Battle For Software Mindshare · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately for Microsoft, software isn't a consumable like washing powder. Unless you bought a lifetime's supply of Daz, you're going to have to buy the new formula when you run out.

    The problem with trying to convince people that the old software isn't good enough is that, for most people, it is. The average user doesn't do anything with MSWord other than type. The only people who would appreciate the 'improvements' offered here are those who are already using OpenOffice.

  6. Re:Now who's stupid on Physicists Promise Wireless Power · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely that would be a battery?

  7. Re:Hmm... on Worst Christmas Ever For Gadgets? · · Score: 1
    Expensive, comes in a small box, and is inherently useless.

    Sounds like a gadget to me.

  8. Re:The most critical issue... on FDA Set To Approve Products from Cloned Cows · · Score: 1
    live breading facilities.

    That's just cruel. if you're going to batter them, at least kill them first.

  9. Re:It is a BIG DEAL! on Element 118 Created · · Score: 1
    In Japanese culture of old, I believe that 'void' was considered the fifth.

    I have no collaborative evidence for that claim.

  10. Re:not at all like ordinary books on The eBook, Mark 2 · · Score: 1
    "These books are copy-protected, of course. You can read them on a total of six machines, counting Readers that you own and Windows computers. You can't give away or sell a book when you're done with it, much less return it to the store."

    You forgot to mention that you can buy a book when you're four and read it when you're a hundred. How many eReaders will you break or upgrade by then?

  11. Re:BMI is not accurate on French Scientists Link Higher BMI with Lower IQ · · Score: 1
    A lot of body builders/bouncers I've met have a huge store of knowledge and exhibit remarkable intelligence. It's just that it all happens to be about diet, processing nutrients and building muscle. I could learn a lot from them.

    Just because someone doesn't understand you when you're talking about differential calculus, doesn't mean they're stupid.

  12. Re:If you have an IP address on More E-mail, Fewer Mailboxes · · Score: 1

    Because I have to mail my mobile phone off to be repaired shortly and it won't fit through the modem.

  13. Re:spicy ham??? on EU Rejects Spam Maker's Trademark Bid · · Score: 1
    It's always been so:

    Spiced

    Pork

    And dubious

    Meat products.

    I think that's right...

    This ruling is absurd. The trademark on the name has been in place for decades. All the company wants to do is prevent other companies from using it within their own company name, not remove it from the vernacular (which would be nigh-on impossible). Or is a trademark restricted to the indstry in which it was registered? If so, I'm starting Microsoft Sock Conditioners Incorporated.

    On a related note, can someone remind me why unsolicited email is called spam anyway? Is it because, like its edible couterpart, nobody likes it?

  14. Re:Dealing with the mosquito... on 2006 Ig Nobel Prizes Awarded · · Score: 1
    In addition to this, it appears that my hearing is not degrading at the rate these chaps currently claim. As a result, I can still hear these damned frequencies.

    And if they're used on me, I'm calling the police.

  15. Re:Easier method to teleport between solar systems on Teleportation Gets a Boost · · Score: 1

    I think you have the makings of a novel there...

  16. Re:Xerox... Kleenex.... iPod? on Apple Goes After the Term 'Podcast' · · Score: 3, Funny
    I am not an Apple lover, nor am I an Apple hater

    So, largely Apple-thetic, then?

  17. It's human nature... on Face on Mars Gets a Make-Over · · Score: 1
    ...to find familiar shapes in things. People see Jesus on their toast. It's not indicative of anything except the human ego and the desire to understand things about which we know little or nothing.

    That said, I find the pictures fascinating and look forward to viewing the available images in more detail when I have a chance. The 'face' itself looks more like a skull in high resolution. Wait a minute... a human skull? They're gonna kill us all!

  18. Massives? on Massives As Your Third Home · · Score: 1
    'nuff respec'.

    I don't feel at home at work. I feel at work at work.

  19. Re:The Daily Mail! on CCTV Cameras In UK Get Loudspeakers · · Score: 1
    What will more likely happen is that the loudspeakers will remind criminals where the cameras are so they can more easily keep their faces turned the other way while they mug someone.

    And then vandalise the cameras, jusst for good measure.

  20. Re:Golgolfrincham calling... on Digital Identities Now Available · · Score: 1

    Gosh, you're coming through load and clear. Weren't you eaten by a star-goat?

  21. Re:Growing meat... on Cloned Beef Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    You can. Meat is muscle, meaning that it can be exercised by passing a electrical current through it.

  22. Re:Congradulation..... ? on Robotic Wellington Boot Thrower · · Score: 1
    Oh, come on. University research work can sometimes be a dry experience, dictated for a large part by the associated departments. These chaps are just trying to have a bit of fun playing around with some work that doesn't matter and seeing what they can do with it, all the time drumming up some awareness of their University (and, of course, the new series of Scrapheap Challenge).

    Any idiot can do some sums and design a machine that can hurl a boot the optimum distance, but that's hardly any fun, is it?

    Though I agree this story has little reason to be on Slasdot. Cheese-rolling is a far superior sport.

  23. The only improvement I want to see... on Ladies and Gentlemen, the Electronic Toilet · · Score: 1
    ...is something to replace toilet paper.

    We've had the human waste disposal system they way it is for many years now: isn't it about time we came up with something better than a ball of wadded paper to wipe the fecal remains from the holes in our backsides?

    Water based cleansers are no good, as you'll still have to wipe to dry off. Damned if I can think of anything else, though. Any ideas?

  24. Re:Why Planes? on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1
    It's big news and it's wide reaching. Targeting air travel means that the cross section of society you affect is extremely varied and causes backup effects in those who are waiting to fly and their friends/family.

    As flying is an important way of travelling now, the knock-on effects are huge, as opposed to your cited example of a football game. People can avoid football games without too many problems, but avoiding flight severely screws up the flow of life.

    Damage to the government? The enitre of the UK government is running around like a bunch of mad gibbons trying to figure out how to handle this so they don't lose their electorate. Isn't that, combined with the inevitable (further) loss of faith in the way they run things, far more damaging than taking out a military installation staffed with military personnel who knew what they were getting into and agreed to be a target when they joined?

    This is about engendering fear and panic in the populace in an attempt to force them into forcing the government to do what they want. Unfortunately for all concerned, the government isn't listening to the people anymore.

  25. Re:Urgent: anyone here from High Wycombe? on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1
    The M40 is shut down due to an accident, most likely caused by the increased traffic flow from the panic at the moment.

    Can'r help with the arrests, I'll post more if I find anything out.