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  1. Re:No legal standing to sue on Knights Templar Sue the Pope · · Score: 1

    noooo! dey be taking mah shrubbery! .. forgive me, oh spaghetti monster, for i have sinned..

  2. Re:BAD IDEA! on Software Backs Up Human Memory · · Score: 1

    true, but some selection -does- happen already, so the same principles apply. but yeah, maybe you're right.

  3. Re:Degradation of rights for nothing on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    for those who don't even live in the US, it's even worse: the US is meddlesome and might actually mess with you for acting suspicious... i don't know if they've ever sent the CIA or FBI for a case of "illegal interests", but it sure wouldn't surprise me. al-queda, on the other hand, doesn't have any reason to bother me. i don't even live anywhere nearby any spots big enough for a good ole' terrorist bombing.

    so for me, the needle is almost sure to land on the US government.

  4. Re:BAD IDEA! on Software Backs Up Human Memory · · Score: 1

    hmm.. i've been a computer geek all my life (that's more literal that i'd like to admit) and i don't have that much problems remembering names and numbers. faces, now that's a problem. but i still remember any telephone number or password i had to use more than once. i could also still list the names of most of my classmates.

    now, i'm only 20 years old so it's not -that- strange, but it still disproves your point. slightly, at least.

  5. Re:Excellent on Next Generation CPU Refrigerators · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. i think it was a reference to tux ("our aquatic, flightless and mostly cold-loving friend"), living on the cpu, in the mini-fridge.
    ha-ha, i'd say, but... naw.

    now... if we're putting fridges in our computers, we might as well grab a beer and start running unix. i mean, who cares what you're trying to run when you're drunk?

  6. Re:You only need 2 settings.... on New Rifle Tech Offers Variable Muzzle Speed · · Score: 1

    dude.. you added stun to the list, but you forgot to mention kill. we need that information, how does it rank to massacre and terminate?

  7. Re:Santa! on Troll Patents Lists In Databases, Sues Everyone · · Score: 1

    thÃt, or he hasn't switched to digital storage yet and he's just forcing those poor elves to memorize it all!

  8. Re:Simple Fix... on "Tabletop" Fusion Researcher Committed Scientific Misconduct · · Score: 1

    yes, and one day we'll have a giant generator with the withered corpse of this taleyarkhan guy embedded in the middle to keep it all going. it'll be dedicated to running the world's largest supercomputer, which in turn would be used solely for running windows 47, codenamed "fuzzball", on bootcamp. it'll be grand!

  9. Re:Well? on To Stet Or Not To Stet, That Is the Question · · Score: 1

    so just use the british spelling :)
    it's how english began, after all, so why not?

    if anyone comments on peculiarities in my grammar, i just tell them i'm a coder and it's how i write. it works, ya know?

  10. Re:Heh, heh, heh. on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: 1

    ... didn't anyone even think for a moment that the first poster meant to call the police "oppressive", not the parents?

    i mean, he mentioned counter-measures. there weren't any counter-measures mentioned against being tracked by parents, only for faulty speed control.

    other than that, of course your kids aren't complaining if this lack of privacy is what they've been used to all their lives! you can't miss what you don't know about, can you now?

  11. Re:How about the reverse quotas? on The Push For Quotas For Women In Science · · Score: 1

    i'd vote for you

  12. Re:How about the reverse quotas? on The Push For Quotas For Women In Science · · Score: 1

    even worse: if this works out, they might try applying this to sexual preferences too. to "give big girls a chance" or "raise awareness of alternate lifestyles". in other words, we're gonna have a quota of fucking everything 'cept the kind we like.

    yay.

    no, really. can you honestly say this -won't- happen?

  13. Re:The only real sport on Robots Aim To Top Humans At Air Hockey · · Score: 1

    yeah! you take a ping-pong table, a drunken bear, two chipmunks.. and a big baseball bat each. it's fun, but we've still gotta figure out what the chipmunks are for.

  14. Re:Old spam on What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spam · · Score: 1

    you mentioned an e-mail from hell, sent by zombies to warn you of an astral phenomenon, and you didn't even go two years back in time to check?!

    geez... those people today..

  15. Re:Petard, meet hoist. on Google Trends vs. Community Standards On Obscenity · · Score: 1

    hehe, oh the irony!

    the "think of the children" crowd is one of the biggest supporters of the taboo on public nudity. in doing so, they're supporting the porn and prostitution industries... brilliant!

    i love this one, i truly do...

  16. Re:Time Limits on What's the Solution To Intellectual Property? · · Score: 1

    in this example of yours, i can't build a house because someone else already has and he's got the right to destroy mine because it's built similar to his.

    that one doesn't have the kind of bang i was going for. how about this one?
    i think of a new design. i'm happy, and start thinking of ways to implement it. after a little bit of browsing, i find out that someone else has already thought of it too, and just about half a year before i did. so, i wasn't allowed to come up with that design because someone else already did.
    that's just ridiculous, isn't it?

  17. Re:Happened to me on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 1

    pentagrams around electronics..
    yup..
    they were right, any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic. i guess, to the ants, a computer would come close to "sufficiently advanced"

  18. Re:Fundamental Flaw in Quantum[Anything] on Quantum Cryptography Broken, and Fixed · · Score: 1

    they've proven that at least some things aren't immune to observation. who says the rest are? it's harder to prove that something can't be observed or altered or whatever, than it is to prove that it can be.

    there's no empirical evidence that proves that he's wrong. and as long as there isn't, he's free to believe what he wants.

  19. Re:Math is fun. on 80 Gbps Deep Packet Inspection Hardware Announced · · Score: 1

    RNG

    *hopes for the "shortest-insightful-post-ever-award*

  20. Re:sigh.... on Canada Considering A Three Strikes And You're Off The Internet Policy? · · Score: 1

    i don't live in america, so i can't help you guys. but i know that i wouldn't want to do this in the netherlands, where i live, either, since the whole government's made up of soulless idiots with no conscience to speak of. the only ones who get a spot are the ones who keep to the old rules and the ones who make a fuss and attract the racists.

  21. Re:Wonder how long until this is all public domain on Data Mining In Law Enforcement · · Score: 1

    but they've started being more blatant about it. sure, people have always been spied upon, but never as easily as now, with taps installed in every single line. they don't even need to do anything anymore, just tell the phone or internet companies that they want the logs of someone specific, and they'll get them.

  22. Re:Hold on a minute here on Data Mining In Law Enforcement · · Score: 1

    kinda makes me think of minority report. true, it's a lot like thoughtcrime as well, but the dangers are more similar to MR. what if a computer's absolutely certain you're gonna go on a rampage, and sends a whole fbi squad to your front door? are you just gonna say "oh, no, i wasn't planning on any rampaging today! your billion-dollar computer must be wrong!" .. ya right. if they actually spend cash on analyzing these things, they won't want to admit a little mistake or two. i mean, what's a human life to the government, eh? :P

  23. Re:Isn't that a reflex amongst corporate lawyers? on Florida Judge Smacks Down RIAA · · Score: 1

    naw. preprogrammed AI would have hard-coded safeguards against insulting the judge. you'd need a neural network to simulate this, and those would soon get smarter than these bozos. you'd have to reset it daily to keep it this stupid.

    oh my god. beowulf cluster of riaa lawyers o_O

  24. Re:These reactions scare me on Second Person · · Score: 1

    and what if it is? the ps3 and xbox 360 are already perfectly capable of rendering almost movie-like quality scenes in realtime. would it really be that big a leap to make an interactive movie? it'd be a nice experiment in AI and storytelling, for sure.

  25. Re:Like herpes on Jack Thompson's Letter To Take-Two Exec's Mother · · Score: 1

    you'd give him five bucks?

    i'd give him two, and skip the session. grab a shotgun, BLAM! ... then again, that electro-gun from gta2 sounds like more fun >:D