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I don't dog whistle: I say what I mean. That is rare in this day and age.

You can read what I think at Amerika and a nihilist website. You will notice nothing is hidden, even the tree hugger and Nietzschean stuff.

You might think you're fighting the grand Leftist fight against 14/88, but I am something far worse: I am 1788, and the return of common sense with a vengeance. You are obsolete. Deal with that however you find best :)

"It seems our hive minds were not intelligently designed, but began on a distant moon emerging from strange complex life forms as fecal bacteria from their anus."

Which would lead them to:

http://www.anus.com/

And then they'd know all they need to know about humanity.

Wikipedia is awesome for paraphrasing collegiate and graduate textbooks, and mainstream culture.

But what about a non-mainstream culture, like death metal? Same thing happens as with gaming: they reject the credible sources and replace them with mainstream ones.

ANUS vs Wikipedia

Here you have angry Wikipedians telling the net's oldest metal site that it is not a credible source.

Wikipedia is basically Google's way of ensuring that every search has a semi-accurate result, and it's destructive in that it standardizes knowledge without eliminating bias. This is why I avoid Wikipedia except for mainstream culture or paraphrased graduate school textbook content.

AIDS demise to have innovative interface
January 15, 2009
ANUS News

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Death and thrash metal (including Slayer) are both incredibly intricate and demanding styles of music.

I agree. Trying to write good underground metal (death metal, thrash, speed metal, black metal -- Slayer is in my lexicon a speed/death hybrid) is not as simple as people want it to be.

Here's a good definition of how underground metal is similar to classical music in composition and values.

I was hoping this was about the Finnish death metal band, but I guess I'm in the wrong aisle.

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.
http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:
Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.
http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.
http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:
Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.
http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

ANUS News
January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever
AIDS demise to have innovative interface

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever

AIDS demise to have innovative interface

ANUS News

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

Copyright © 1988-2009 mock Him productions

January 15, 2009

Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever

AIDS demise to have innovative interface

ANUS News

CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.

As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.

"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."

Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.

"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."

About ANUS:

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism:

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

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I swear to you this really happened a few years ago. The transcript was slightly edited for clarity (a few unrelated comments were removed), but f0rked claimed to have no memory of this.

Note the reference to Ripper, which he thought was funny at the time.

As a published author, I would prefer that people read my book than that they pay for it.

In the long run, this builds me an audience, which may also be monetarily worth more than a one-time payment.

If the book is not available... pirate it.

Death metal, a tiny musical genre that thrived from 1985-1995, has many classics out of print. Our solution at the metal site for which I write (the Dark Legions Archive, I'm a blogger) is to make FLACs available of out of print classics.

The reason is simple: it's better that the artists have a new listener, than that the potential listener is thwarted by the chaos of record publishing.

Technically, it is against the law. However, from artists, we have heard nothing but encouragement. There are now new generations, new fans and new life for their art. I don't think anyone can reasonably complain about that.

I think it's a habit of all dying regimes, dying nations and failing groups to engage in surrogate activities.

Americans aren't unique. They're just at the head of this trend in the West. The UK and Canada follow, and after that, mainland Europe.

It's a path to decay you can find outlined here:

The Republic

But it's far easier for people to go into denial, as you can see when a thread whose content is "They are cowards - afraid to look in the mirror. Now some chinese person's going to reply to this and tell me about all the western hypocrisy, but unlike most westerners, they'll never turn their gaze upon themselves." modded up above any more realistic commentary.

Why? It's easier to blame the Chinese than look at our own problems and realize we in the West should clean house first.

Good luck finding death metal information except in the underground. No one has heard of it.

The genre probably started 1983-1985, and other than a few standouts that sell over 100,000 albums -- Bathory, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Slayer -- it's mostly small bands that sell 1,000 CDs and conclude it's a smashing success.

Its heyday was probably 1985-1994, and at this point, it's mostly a tribute genre.

For more information, I would use period sources:

http://www.anus.com/metal
http://www.bnrmetal.com/

Sweden basically reinvented the genre after its first wave, pioneered by Americans (Deicide, Morbid Angel, Master) and Brazilians (Sarcofago, Sepultura), after the Germans, Swiss and Swedes invented a proto-death-metal as seen in Bathory, Hellhammer/Celtic Frost, Sodom and Merciless. Huge influences came from UK/Scottland hardcore punk (Discharge, The Exploited) and American speed metal (Slayer).

Swedish death metal of note: Dismember, Therion, Carnage, Unleashed, At the Gates/Grotesque, Entombed and Uncanny.

The Norwegians almost single-handedly renovated black metal in the early 1990s, with Emperor, Burzum, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Immortal, Enslaved and Darkthrone.

A useful document is The History of Underground Heavy Metal.

Canada's produced quite a lot of influential metal music.

Probably the most common mentions would be Sacrifice, Voivod, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.

Gorguts helped define early technical death metal, along with Atheist, Pestilence, Obliveon, Demilich and others.

Interestingly, the French Canadian portion of Canada produces the best death metal, which is not mirrored in France itself, except through Massacra and Loudblast; however, the French band Supuration sounds similar to Voivod.

I help administer this domain:

http://www.anus.com/

It has been around since 1995, had addresses posted to newsgroups, thousands of fake addresses, etc.

We have experienced a 56% drop in spam volume since last Thursday.

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/letters/

Be thankful the people who write to you are only semi-literate.

http://www.anus.com/

Never a greater disappointment in a web site's contents in my WHOLE LIFE.

Did Microsoft got any money from this "business"? Didn't heard anything about this in the last time, beside this...

From that, they can stage any number of man-in-the-middle attacks -- the least potent but most widespread of which is convincing a clueless electorate^W userbase that they are certain sources of acclaimed truth, and manipulating them for their own narrow or evil ends.

Philosophers write about this in inspiring 5-page screeds like "On Truth and Lies in a Non-Moral Sense" by Friedrich Nietzsche. That theory in itself is the foundation of postmodernism and some more dangerous philosophies as well. Could it be that philosophy applies to computer science?

What would anyone have against the American Nihilist Underground Society?

So metal tried again with speed metal, and bands like Metallica and Slayer and Nuclear Assault ruled the earth. Until the money got too good.

Metal tried yet again with death metal, but that got cloned by all sorts of miserable hip-hop hybrids like Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, etc. They cloned black metal, too, but it took longer because it was as anarchistic as punk but hailed traditional values, including ethnic independence.

There is still "true" underground metal which is intense, Romanticist art. But the same thing that makes the RIAA whores makes their music whorelike, and we the underground metal fans are determined to oppose it.

So metal tried again with speed metal, and bands like Metallica and Slayer and Nuclear Assault ruled the earth. Until the money got too good.

Metal tried yet again with death metal, but that got cloned by all sorts of miserable hip-hop hybrids like Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, etc. They cloned black metal, too, but it took longer because it was as anarchistic as punk but hailed traditional values, including ethnic independence.

There is still "true" underground metal which is intense, Romanticist art. But the same thing that makes the RIAA whores makes their music whorelike, and we the underground metal fans are determined to oppose it.

So metal tried again with speed metal, and bands like Metallica and Slayer and Nuclear Assault ruled the earth. Until the money got too good.

Metal tried yet again with death metal, but that got cloned by all sorts of miserable hip-hop hybrids like Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, etc. They cloned black metal, too, but it took longer because it was as anarchistic as punk but hailed traditional values, including ethnic independence.

There is still "true" underground metal which is intense, Romanticist art. But the same thing that makes the RIAA whores makes their music whorelike, and we the underground metal fans are determined to oppose it.

So metal tried again with speed metal, and bands like Metallica and Slayer and Nuclear Assault ruled the earth. Until the money got too good.

Metal tried yet again with death metal, but that got cloned by all sorts of miserable hip-hop hybrids like Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, etc. They cloned black metal, too, but it took longer because it was as anarchistic as punk but hailed traditional values, including ethnic independence.

There is still "true" underground metal which is intense, Romanticist art. But the same thing that makes the RIAA whores makes their music whorelike, and we the underground metal fans are determined to oppose it.

ANUS pwns RL.

Which brand of freedom do you prefer: The freedom of having Middle-Easterns killed in the name of "freedom", "justice", and "democracy", the freedom to dilute native tribes and nations and replace them with culture of commerce and plastic, the freedom to grant morons a chance to vote ...or was it the freedom to be exploited by incompetent goverment and virtual corporations, disregard the dissident voices as "fascist" and snooze back into self-deception and passively submit to the Orwellian Utopia known as democracy?

Play on, little plebs. Play on.

http://www.anus.com/tribes/ada/

Everyone likes to say Wikipedia is great because of a survey from Nature on its scientific articles but no one ever talks about the many other categories of knowledge that Wikipedia contains and the quality associated with them.

One of the things I have found distressing about Wikipedia is its obsession with popularity. An article can be instantly and arbitariliy deleted by an administrator if he or she feels it is "non-notable". The single qualifier for this tends to be how many links to the subject are found in Google.

One of the more interesting and puzzling cases is how Wikipedia has been treating the American Nihilist Underground Society as a "non-notable" organization, despite it being one of the most important and oldest icons (and dating back several years as a popular local BBS) in the online metal and hessian community. I see various different people keep on trying to create a page for it but it always gets deleted for no good reason other than its alleged non-notability (which is completely false, especially when you consider one major contributors to the site is documented in that BBS documentary that came out about a year or two ago).

Wikipedia seems to have a double standard for what is notable and is not notable. If a group of people express a philosophy that leans towards National Socialism, eugenics, racalism, or anything that is not PC, the Wikipedia admins (who are undeniably left-leaning) will show no mercy in scrutinizing and deleting something if they can. I showed several admins many articles about topics that were far less notable but all non-controversial to highlight the blatant hypocrisy.

What is even more interesting is that Wikipedia will keep an article about the "Gay Nigger Association of America" (go look it up) but not one of the net's oldest (and arguably best) sources of nihilist and metal writings.

Wikipedia would be a great place if it was truly comitted to objectivity, recruited experts instead of trying to hype "crowd wisdom" in editing articles, and dropped the idea of popularity to determine anything.

I express no feelings towards this encyclopedia because its just that, an encyclopedia. However, I will not let the double speak and hypocrisy go on unmentioned.

For great ANUS.

Is Dilbert hiding in your ANUS?

http://www.anus.com/etc/people/gasjews/typical_mac intosh_user.jpg

ANUS has been around about 15 years longer than GNAA.

The GNAA is quickly deteriorating from the inside. They will be dead soon. But fear not, for a beautiful pheonix shall rise from it's gay ashes. That phoenix's name is ANUS.
http://www.anus.com./

It's A.N.U.S. movie time!

Don't be frightened by the domain name, its a legitimate website with a funny acronym.

This guy is spot on in his article about why society basically sucks. Check out his other articles too.

I don't give a darn about socializing anymore.

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Dimmu Borgir lyrics: dimmu borgir

Copyright (c) 2004 Fans of Dimmu Borgir

THE DIMMU BORGIR SONG

Spectacular anal sex, For the cameras, anal sex!
Media-ready anal sex, Products sold by sex!

dimmu borgir is intolerant

Lots of pumping anal sex, Oozing sex, stinking sex,
Hours of pumping anal sex, Fervent anal sex!

dimmu borgir is fecal

Feces-slurping anal sex, Coprophagic anal sex
Taboo-breaking anal sex, Loud and reeking sex!

dimmu borgir on slashdot

Anus-probing anal sex, Sphincters stretch as do necks
Poo-hole pounding anal sex, Anal, anal sex!

dimmu borgir love anus

Anal fountain licking sex, Fecal sex, chummy sex
Sphincter-bending anal sex, Album selling sex!

dimmu borgir on google

Monumental anal sex, Churning sex, spurting sex!
Supernatural anal sex, Dimmu Borgir sex!

CHORUS:

LOTS AND LOTS OF ANAL SEX, FELTCHING SEX, ANAL SEX!
TONS AND TONS OF ANAL SEX, SWEATY ANAL SEX!

Dimmu Borgir official website: dimmu borgir

Dimmu Borgir album reviews: dimmu borgir

Dimmu Borgir lyrics: dimmu borgir

Copyright (c) 2004 Fans of Dimmu Borgir

Please get some parenting classes and therapy before your child is born.

That's hilarious and overdue. Of course, what will they do about this site, which appears to be doing the exact opposite?

To think, I could have been having sex with a goat instead of reading this.

Can it be!?!?!?!?!?

peer into the anus