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Personally, I dramatically prefer untargeted ads over targeted ones. Targeted ads just remind me that I'm being spied on.

Well, enjoy the Brawndo spots.

no Brawndo http://www.brawndo.com/

Still, drinking too much salt-free water all at once can really kill you because it will upset the balance of electrolytes in your body.

That's why everybody should drink Brawndo!

When it comes to drinking and growing crops, there's not substitute for fresh water.

It's got what plants need!

Next, a democratic majority of voters will elect to replace water with Brawndo.

http://brawndo.com/.

What's wrong with that? It's got what plants crave.

Next, a democratic majority of voters will elect to replace water with Brawndo.

http://brawndo.com/.

    That explains why this company is becoming the worlds leading producer in drinking water.

Electrolytes, eh? Maybe you should try some Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator! - It's got what plants crave.

Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

http://www.brawndo.com/

It's a movie quote from Idiocracy. Even has a web page dedicated to it: http://www.brawndo.com/

Making me thirsty. http://www.brawndo.com/

http://www.brawndo.com/

I swear, FOX spent more money marketing and distributing BRAWNDO than they did idiocracy.

Stupid studio. >_>

It's the thirst mutilator! http://www.brawndo.com/

I'm not talking about saving gas over the long term. I'm much more interested in the immediate savings gained by changing automobiles right now.

If you're down to your last gulp of water while lost in the American northwest, it makes much more sense to swallow it and give your body what it craves so you can continue before ultimately meeting your doom. It isn't the average consumption that matters.

Sorry, you don't have a lawn. Contrary to popular opinion, plants don't crave the electrolytes that Brawndo has. Start watering your damn lawn with water like all the other old farts.

The real question is, how many people can identify what plants crave? And how many people know what electrolytes are?

Excuse me, I'm an American and I understand "gratis" perfectly, thank you very much.

I also understand "vrij", "libre", "frei", "libero" and "livre".

Despite what you may have heard, we Americans are not as unsophisticated as you might think. Even those of us that are Conservatives.

Sup bro, like uhh, don't listen to this guy and his fag talk. Us Amrikens don't talk like that. L8tr, gonna go get me some Brawndo and watch Ow my balls.

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

But Brawndo will save us all! Because it has electrolytes, and other stuff that plants crave,...

it also contains the electrolytes that plants crave.

Everybody knows that.

Why would that ever be a problem? They could just drink Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator. It's got electrolytes, It's got what plants crave.

http://www.brawndo.com/

http://www.brawndo.com/

It's gonna be Brawndo, of course!

Now with 25% more electrolytes! And Caffeine!

You win the respect of /.

But do you win at excercise?

That's usually the type of advertising I mind the least, as it adds a layer of realism if used competently. I'd rather Marty drink a Pepsi than a "Cola" movie prop.

On rare occasions this can even work in reverse. Thanks to product placement I found out that plants really crave this stuff (it's got electrolytes).

'cause water is from the toilet. Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

But what are we evolving into at such a breakneck speed? Morloks? Eloi?
Or maybe we are evolving along lines similar to the movie 'Idiocracy' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
Maybe instead of worrying about it, we should just shut up and drink our BRAWNDO.

OK so I just saw this last night for the first time and it was funny. Not the funniest I've ever seen but you won't be sorry you saw it, I assure you.

What you MUST do is go to the Brawndo site and view the commercial.

http://brawndo.com/ This is not good...