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I'm sick of this. There's t-shirts, bumpers stickers, and frickin' coffee mugs. State the case with TUX as backup:

SCO's NOT Linux!
http://www.cafeshops.com/politinerd

If you want to oppose encryption laws and the DMCA, there is some stuff for you there too.

(Although not before it was co-opted by citizens wielding the mightiest of meme weapons, ironic repurposement:

http://www.cafeshops.com/totalawareness)

Now, one day in the sunlight was enough to convince the DOD to scuttle this bizarre notion spawned by market-theory-dweebs-turned-spooks.

So you can buy these trendy T-shirts!

Cafepress is selling its old inventory of Corel Linux T-Shirts at $5 a piece + shipping. Buy your piece of Linux history now, while supplies last!

But in any case, I like the lunchboxes more. Even if empty, you'll not leave the table hungry: indeed, after seeing your lunchbox, none of your classmates will eat anything, and you can get their lunch!

This model, on sale at Cafépress, is (almost) the same as described in the story, except it has 6 months of battery life!

These watches even run Linux!

Would you eat out of this lunchbox?

Benspecter cards sold with Linux Driver CD! Capable of up to 54 Mbitte/s

... neat Mac merchandise at CafePress!

The tools are the ones that sit idly by while the government and the corporations chip away at our rights, bit by little bit. If you're happy to be a complacent little piggy, that's great, have fun at the sausage factory. Just don't insist on dragging the rest of us down with you.

For those of you who want to join in the fun, get your own Suspected Terrorist tshirts and stuff here.

Did I heard WMD ?

I think they're supported via donations and merchandise. I must say I'm tempted...

I got my C64 t-shirt and bumper sticker from these guys a few months back.

Where is the goatse store?

IMPORTANT NOTE: There are many merchandising attempts for goatse.cx around the web-- none of them are real, none of them are official. Do not buy this gimmick merchandise. The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon!

So trolls, don't buy from the Slashdot troll store

Theres 20 other reasons not to buy from trollstore

1 It will soon be illegal because of SCO
2 GPL is anti-capitalist
3 Its hard to buy
4 Its unstutible
5 The fabric sucks
6 The designs are inconsistent
7 You have to dry clean it.
8 You can't buy it from windows
9 You cannot buy it.
10 Troll store is going out of business
11 Nero is a communist arsehole
12 High total cost of ownership
13 Too many items
14 Un-american
15 Its not from microsoft
16 Poor feedback track record
17 Anyone and their 14 year old brother can mae their own store.
18 Even goatsemerch was better
19 Eugenia doesn't like it
20 It SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because its true!

First post

20 reasons why linux sucks (As modded down by Eugina herself!)

1 It will soon be illegal because of SCO
2 GPL is anti-capitalist
3 Its hard to use
4 Its unstable
5 The software sucks
6 The UI is inconsistent
7 You have to tipe commands
8 It doesn't run Windows programs
9 You cannot buy a computer with Linux
10 Linux companies are going out of bussiness
11 RMS is a communist arsehole
12 High total cost of ownership
13 Too many distros
14 Un-american
15 Its not from microsoft
16 Poor security track record
17 Anyone and their 14 year old brother can add (buggy) code
18 Even BeOS was better
19 Eugenia doesn't like it
20 It SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's already a shirt and everything!

And make them wear this!

"You mean there are vendors giving out pants? That's just awesome."

Do debian panties count?

Or a KDE thong?

"You mean there are vendors giving out pants? That's just awesome."

Do debian panties count?

Or a KDE thong?

Be the guy in the audience to get a camera trown at you by wearing the G5-specs T-shirts !

john
All I Want For Christmas Is My Constitutional Rights

my life has never been the same since i got rid of my nokia communicator 9000i. being able to telnet into my server was really neat. i just got sick of carrying a brick around though. any small phones that do ssh now?

john
are you a weapon of male destruction? you need one of our snazzy t-shirts

Total Information Awareness underware is still available

There is a low cost option that exists today in the Seattle area--Biodiesel. I recently sold my '96 Honda Accord and with the proceeds bought a '79 Mercedes diesel. I now drive the Mercedes on biodiesel-a fuel made from vegetable oil. Why would I do such a thing?
- This car does not contribute to global warming as the CO2 it emits was fixed from our current atmoshpere, not a Jurassic atmosphere like petro fuels
- It has 50% the CO emissions of a regular diesel engine
- It has 10% the total hydrocarbon emissions
- It has a 100% reduction in sulphides compared to standard diesel fuel
- There are 4 pumps in the Puget sound area
- If I can't get a hold of biodiesel, I can just put regular diesel in the pump, with no problems
- The car gets 27 MPG
- I don't rely on foreign oil to get around town
- I don't support Exxon/Mobil/Texaco
- I support the American economy by using fuels grown in America

Biodiesel is here today, is inexpensive to get into, has no switching costs, has great political and economic ramifications, and I look suhweet rolling in my Benzo.

Click on the "View larger image" link.
Read what it says on the mouse pad.

"you can have my aeron when you pry it off my cold dead ass"

Make more sense now?

Of all dot-bomb employees polled, 90% preferred the Herman-Miller Aeron. According to rumor, these chairs are easily obtained. :-)

Yup

http://www.cafeshops.com/darwinman/

but every Slashdotter needs one of these.
http://www.cafeshops.com/sharune_trolls.5837645

lovely language. i have every respect for the troops out there but i also have *EVERY* goddamn right to say what i want to say.

Saddam is Gone By Bush Remains

When the Iraqis realise what Bush means by freedom they'll wonder what all the talk of liberation was about!

All I want for Christmas is my Constitutional Rights

absolutely, we're getting into the realm of "readers who read these books also went on to become terrorists" type searches.

Freedom Matters - don't lose it

Nope, neither does this one:
Obey!

Which you can get on a T-shirt .

who says slashdot will not help you get laid?

Apparel with the bomb icon on it......

And yes, she wears them at airports..... *grin

I'm sure this is going to bring up all the great dystopian visions, but this is so Brazil...

I hereby inform you under powers entrusted to me under Section 47, Paragraph 7 of Council Order Number 438476, that you have been invited to assist the Ministry of Information with certain enquiries, the nature of which may be ascertained on completion of application form BZ/ST/486/C fourteen days within this date, and that you are liable to certain obligations as specified in Council Order 173497, including financial restitutions which may or may not be incurred if Information Retrieval procedures beyond those incorporated in Article 7 subsections 8, 10 & 32 are required to elicit information leading to permanent arrest - notification of which will he served with the time period of 5 working days as stipulated by law. In that instance the detainee will be debited without further notice through central banking procedures without prejudice until and unless at such a time when re-imbursement procedures may be instituted by you or third parties on completion of a re-imbursement form RB/CZ/907/X ...

Sign here please.

I wasn't using my civil rights anyway

Here:

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=dopefish

Not a problem, buy your Abstinence Shorts or their thong

Not a problem, buy your Abstinence Shorts or their thong

Now Xiph.org merchandise, however, is something I've been waiting a long time for. Go buy some, kids. The Xiph dudes get some cash out of it, and you get to pimp your fly audio compression.

...the shipping confirmation for my Total Information Awareness thong.

On that note... You can get your cool clothes... Any proceeds beyond the basic cost of each product will be donated to the American Civil Liberties Union.

If mass-marketing the book is so all-fired profitable, then why didn't the original author do it their own self?

Well, I can't find the one you mentioned (unless this one has been censored), but I did find this shop, which is pretty damn funny. Don't miss the twat bag. Heh.

Well, I can't find the one you mentioned (unless this one has been censored), but I did find this shop, which is pretty damn funny. Don't miss the twat bag. Heh.