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Re:But that's not the issue
Dear people,
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a creimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://www.cdreimer.com/slash...Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
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Re:No Hardware Audit Too?
Notice to all Slashdot members,
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a creimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://www.cdreimer.com/slash...Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:When a flat design falls flat...
Dear Slashdot users,
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am the Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a creimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://www.cdreimer.com/slash...Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:Don't do that with your work account
Hello dear readers,
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am the Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a creimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://www.cdreimer.com/slash...Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:Tech news?
Very odd. The picture of you from 2006 shows someone much smaller. And I REALLY doubt you went from 2XL to 4XL from "weight training", given that your idea of "weight training" is sitting cable pulls.
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Here's what someone who DOES weight training and is LIGHTER than you looks like:
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That is "solid muscle", not someone who went on anti-psychotic medications and gained tons of fat.
"it being too tight across my chest.."
Chest? I think you mean those straps of fat that go from your chins, under your armpits, and back up behind your neck rolls?
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Re: I took the bus once
"I maintain a 12-hour fast between dinner and breakfast."
Normal people call that an evening and a night's sleep.
"Everything has time to settle down overnight and ready to dump the next morning."
Do decent human beings share personal information like that?
My poop comes out like soft yogurt. If the cone-shaped top is above the water line, it's a Mt. Everest. One time I pooped a Olympus Mons that filled the bowl. Fortunately, it flushed without incident.
It's pretty funny that you seem fatter today than you did ten years ago, despite your claims of a rigorous diet and exercise regime. -
Re: manifesto
you do NOT "work out" (note: it's two words).
It's "workout," not "work out."
http://grammarist.com/usage/workout-work-out/
You're going to have to accept my Slashdot pics. The current pic is before I started losing one pound per week.
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Re: manifesto
"weighs 350 pounds of "solid muscle"
True."
What a 5'10" 300 pound man made of solid muscle looks like.
What our creimer looks like.What mental illness causes this kind of catastrophic denial of reality?
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Re:My God, the humanity
Your home office!!!!!
This is what my home office looked like eight years ago.
https://blog.cdreimer.com/2009/03/06/dedicated-office-space/
The closet in my home office is bigger than your entire studio!
My brother's in-laws had a five-bedroom $1M home that has a kitchen larger than my studio apartment. They sold that place because keeping it clean was a monumental task for a couple in their 50's. They're living in a converted barn in Pennsylvania to be near their grandchildren.
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Re:Actions speak louder than words.
You cycled for twenty years and are "quite muscular"?
From the waist down, I'm quite muscular.
Show us you wearing shorts.
https://www.cdreimer.com/slashdot.html
Why? Is that the color of your liver?
As a cyclist, you're not familiar with the Armstrong wristband?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livestrong_Foundation#Livestrong_wristband
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Re:Actions speak louder than words.
"You see, when you're very fat, your throat has lots of fat around it too."
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Re:Yes...
It's almost as though something in the way you post were *motivating people*.
I explained that on my Slashdot page: "There are 10 kinds of people on Slashdot."
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Re:Remember kids...
Yeah, it's more Trumpian firehose of bullshit from the author of a "book" called Unemployable
.... about his unemployable fat ass."Unemployable: Haiku & Other Poems" is available for pre-order at Apple iBooks, Kobo and Barnes & Noble's Nook. Publication date is 10/1/2017 and will be available at other retailers.
Chris, seek medical attention, that tiny brain of yours spins around so fast it might drill its way out of that thick skull of yours!
Thank you for promoting my links!
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Re: Huge gamble
1) You have a low paying job
Which pays the bills and 20% goes into savings.
2) You are a virgin
Which I'm perfectly fine with.
3) You are overweight
I'm losing a pound per week.
4) You are ugly
Which I'm perfectly fine with.
5) You can't write
And 30+ anthologies later...
6) You're stupid
I went straight from Special Ed to community college, skipping the idiocy of high school.
7) You live in a closet
After my father died and 99% of his stuff got thrown out, I've been tossing out all the clutter in my life. My 475-sqft studio is too big now.
8) Everyone laughs at you
And I laugh with them.
9) No one likes you
Only on Slashdot.
10) You will die alone
Everyone dies alone.
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Re:Hahahahaha & a question... apk
Another e.g. - I see you say how "fat" he is etc. - do you KNOW that for a fact or are you projecting your own issues onto him?
From the Slashdot page on my website.
There are 10 kinds of people on Slashdot.
Those who see my picture, go back to Slashdot and leave a comment, "You're a fat retard."
And everyone else.
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Re:Golly, Miss Molly...
You may also visit these information links if you want to see what I read and what I ate today.
Thanks again!
-creimer
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Re:blatent TOS violation in pursuit of TROLLOLOLIS
ROFL
What are you laughing about - did you find a piece of candy in your pocket?
Even better, I forgot I had those delivered to the office and I just found out about them:
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-creimer
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Political motives?
Casey Neistat did a video review of "American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road" by Nick Bilton. The Silk Road was the black market of the Internet where you could have gotten anything. I haven't read it yet but looks like a good read.
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Re:Apostrophe
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Re:Citizen who?
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Re: The truth about the evolution hoax.
You can read all about that in "Job: A Comedy of Justice" by Robert A. Heinlein.
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Re:I figured out
1. I'm not a professional programmer, but you already know that.
2. I created that account to access GitHub features.
3. Someday Really Soon(TM) I'll publish my Slashdot comment history scraper Python script to GitHub.
4. ...
5. "I'm Feeling Lucky: The Confessions of Google Employee Number 59" by Douglas Edwards is a popular book on Slashdot.
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Re:Click EULAs are probably not legally binding
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Re:Oh come on!
Casey Neistat did a video review of "American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road" by Nick Bilton. The Silk Road was the black market of the Internet where you could have gotten anything. I haven't read it yet but looks like a good read.
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-creimer
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Re:My iPhone is somewhere else...
The "fetch" you're whining about is literally TWO STEPS across your shitty apartment.
My home office is a separate space inside my 475-sqft studio apartment. Two bookshelves make for a fourth wall and two walls are painted green. Here's an old blog post from my snail mail days of writing.
https://blog.cdreimer.com/2009/03/06/dedicated-office-space/
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Re:No Cyber Cooperation
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Please use my bit.ly link for this URL. Makes it easier to count the number of Slashdot readers clicking on it. Thanks!
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Re:No Cyber Cooperation
I have strong evidence of Russia spying on my sideline businesses my amazon affiliate link program my dreamhost referral links etc. But Nope. You're not entitled to know every little detail about my life. I frequently withhold information from the Internet. It's called privacy.
-creimer
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Giraffe are great
Giraffe are great I once saw one at the zoo.
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Re:It's Here Now
Hyperloop would be great instaed of express bus in sicilicon valley where I make 55K + sideline business
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Re:Google still programs in Python?
Nope, just creimer, being an obnoxious shilling cunt by spamming his affiliate links all over Slashdot so he can make a few pennies extra to afford power bars next month.
I just order a three-month supply of Cliff, FiberOne and PowerBar for $90 out of my regular paycheck. Money from Slashdot is going towards new ebook covers at $20 each.
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Re:Chinternet
I am a network architect earning 55K in sililicon valley after a few months I start working at a new place the internet always start to look like in china I am not sure why.
-creimer
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Re:Support Open Source
I do not need this windows is all I can manage to somehow understand windows is great why ubuctu on windows store why???
-cremier
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Re:Why is this surprising?
The only VR that is going to fly is what I define in my upcoming book that you can preorder from my site through amazon affiliate link program thanks in advance for your supports my friends.
-cremier
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Re:Twitter smoke...
I have been working on such scheme since the great depression I was unemployed coming soon on my site a manual and guide on how to get rich with amazon affiliate program with proper exposure on sites such as slashdot I hope you will support me and buy my manual or at least click on some adsense ads on my site. Thanks!
-cremier
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Re:Not just no.
No he's right!!! I love microsoft because thats all I can manage to somehow understand. I agree with everything microsoft do, great company Im in talks with Steeve Balmer for partner program and more revenue stream.
-cremier
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Re:What I would like to know:
We need to fix this!!! once all the asshats that bug my spam schemes go to jail I do not want them to escape.
-cremier
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Re:Revolutionary idea
Or just invest in a *decent* public transit system that can carry more than 1 person on average. (1 1/2 if we count the doll dressed like an office worker in the carpool lane.)
If you live in sicilicone valley I would be glad to take doll place instead of taking express bus to work I only make 55K so I can't contribute gas but I will make a prayer for you everyday in church thank you in advance!
-cremier
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Re: Revolutionary idea
They could implant my amazing brain in AI I know busses I take express bus every day because I only make 55k in sililicon valley nice side is better revenue steam from amazon affiliate link from wifi on the bus also run clicking bot/slashdot spam bot from wifi on the bus so I don't get caught even better revenue stream.
-creimer
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I bet that...
Jepsen tells CNBC, "If I threw [you] into an M.R.I. machine right now... I can tell you what words you're about to say, what images are in your head. I can tell you what music you're thinking of. That's today, and I'm talking about just shrinking that down."
I bet that it won't work on me because I have 3 letter agency training they tried it on me and could not see anything going on into my head.
-creimer
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Re:If the name "sounds cool"
Agreed also this is my idea I have been promised general rank in the space cadet scadron when this goes by my 3 letter agency boss where I work in senilicon valley for 55K
-creimer
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Re:Apartment?
Also dont forget to click on my signature link and by book for better revenue stream.
-creimer
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Re: What can we do with it?
newer systems cant handle my big tool so yes.
-creimer
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Re:What can we do with it?
Very simple explanation; you are a girl and girl will poison you thus OS:
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Re:Free certificates...
Yeah but if you click on me website link to subscribe to dreamhost I get more revenue stream. Please visit me website and click on dreamhost link. You also get free cerificates!
-cremier
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Re:Only works if you've got all the leverage
I love amazon affiliated link program please visit my website and click on the amazon link.
-cremier
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Re:not news for nerds, nor stuff that matters
Affiliate amazon link is something that matters please visit my site below and click on the amazon link.
-cremier
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Re:David Brooks? Seriously?
Yeah I wanted to post about my amazon affiliate revenu stream but I dicided to bail out.
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Re:Awesome.
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Re:Allwinner. Nope.
Hello my friend could you please spare some of these board to me I am thinking of using rasberry pies to generate click on my personal brand amazon affiliate link and adsense. It cost me to much money/electricity too run these bots on pc grade hardware. Thanks in advance budy!
-cremier
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Re: There is much, much worse!
Some anonymous asshat suggested they create a robotic sex doll like my glamorous body you can be sure they will get YMCA notice for takedown.
-cremier
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