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You're too late, I already applied for the more generic "Method for applying manual repetitive friction generation as genital stimulus".

I'm afraid there is someone with prior art( NSFW ) in modern day, and Dr. Swift has us all beat ;-)

I think there's a website with tech, babes and porn

I've seen the future and it's http://www.fuckingmachines.com/

In 20 years, we'll smell our avatar's farts. Huge advance. As a result, we'll all be having sex in 3d virtual worlds instead of the real world. For the first time in human history, recreation will be fully separated from procreation.

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/day-smelly-computer -has-arrived.html/ + http://www.fuckingmachines.com/ + http://www.nvidia.com/page/home.html/ = http://www.3d-sexgames.com/

Probably won't take 20 years. All the pieces are there, just waiting for some shameless pervert to assemble and market them.

I believe the fine folks at http://www.fuckingmachines.com/ would politely disagree with SciFi

Wow, on first glance it rather looks like a Fuck Machine... then again, it might be... Playing Leisure Suit Larry never felt this good.

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I'm not sure. Part of why I like Stern so much is because I can identify with all aspects of his personality. I wear a shirt and tie to work, but I drive there in a 1976 Dodge Ram pickup truck. I can do Big Math (tm) - on a sliderule, at that - but I like to roll up the sleeves and get up to my arms in greasy old car engine. And lemme tell you about the sorts of conversations which happen when a couple of electrical engineers are hanging around in the garage drinking beer with a couple of mechanical engineers. Where do you think this and this came from?

Nah, for the most part, Stern is really just a regular guy, abeit missing the part of the brain which censors out what most of us say. Shrewd businessman? Yup. Well informed and well read? Yup. One of the most intelligent people in the public view? Undoubtedly. But all that different from most regular joes? Nope.

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/

These guys are all over it (non-work-safe link, duh).

Come check them out (Not For Work!)

Not yet. But if you can't wait:

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/

http://www.fuckingmachines.com NSFW!

He must work at this place Fucking Machines (not safe for work).

Here are some of the lesser known, but still useful Victorian robots...

I find most porn to be gag-inducing.

Actually, it seems that for much of it that's specifically the point

It's all so... mechanical.

Yup, that too.

Talk about non-useless robots. Heh.

Well, go all out for fuckingmachines.

Or... continuing my theory that all engineers are somehow perverted, I submit the following:

For mechanical engineers: http://www.fuckingmachines.com/

For electrical engineers: http://www.erostek.com/html/et-312.html

I don't know of any such toys for civil, aerospace or *gasp* nuclear engineers.

No, the ET-312 is *not* a piece of test equipment, though it really looks like it. Having tried it, lemme just say that it gives you a happy ending with absolutely no moving parts.

I don't know, but they don't seem to have one here.

Letsee for $20,000 you can do what? Make the couch vibrate gently. Methinks that the system you are after is gonna cost a whole lot more.

In comparison for roughly $200 you can go get the real thing in a legalized establishment in Nevada. So for the price of your automated bonk-o-matic you can have a bonk a week for over two years.

In Europe of course your capital investment will go a lot further. Invested in an interest bearing account you could engage the Euro 50 services of a window girl 32 times a year - about once every 10 days from the interest alone.

At least that is what a cursory search of the Internet implies.

Of course you may say that it is a real sad type who goes to visit prostitutes, but what does that make the folk using the bonk-o-matic???

Of course life being unfair it turns out that the female anatomy is considerably more compatible with artificial coitus. Examples may be found on the Web. Unfortunately it appears that these guys are rather more interested in the subject from the male point of view. For example one would think that from the pure engineering point of view, solenoids would provide a more effective basic technology for their purposes than rotory motors with sun and planet drives.

Also rather than have the device synchronized to a video track one would think that biometric feedback to determine what types of stimulation are being best received.

Sorry but I don't think I want to put any part of my anatomy into a device of that kind (or for that matter have it inserted into me).

But they are a little bit more interesting than yet another case mod hack.

I was at my machine, being assfucked, when I got email congratulating me on the success of my anal streching.