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If I buy a ticket now and in 2 months when I go to get on the flight, get up to the security gate and suddenly find out that new security measures require anal cavity searches for all passengers, what am I to do?

This!

Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

Yoshi-girl is genetically engineered to be in constant sexual heat and is guaranteed to pounce on even the smelliest nerd with little coaxing! Spending a few hours with Yoshi-girl is sure to be the most gratifying experience you've had in years. Don't believe us? Just look at these testimonials from previous customers:

Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

Lara Croft Land
Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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yuo = huge failure in life
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Does that costume look like this by any chance?

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See lovely pictures of Compaq and HP executives here

Actually, the O value of the 2.4 kernel's scheduler is inversely proportional to the square integral logarithmic equation of your dick's size.

Just kidding. The real O value of the 2.4 kernel is documented here

Now be sure to buy the anal attachment and thust away to counterbalance your buggary from shitty music and corporate faggotry you consumer whoring niggers.

Also don't forget to leave out mince pies for our fat bearded guest, yes CowboyNeal is coming to town, though he'd have more chance of being flung away by a Linux Box explosion and landing on pussy island than ever craming his obese arse down your chimney, so just leave teh door open, k?

VERSE 1

Fag tidings we bring for you and your kin, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


VERSE 2

Now bring us some hot grits, now bring us some hot grits, Now bring us some hot grits and bring it right here.


VERSE 3

We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some, so bring it right here niggers.


VERSE 4

We all like our hot grits, we all like our hot grits, So bring us some hot grits, with all its good cheer! propz to GNAA and Goatse.info

Now be sure to buy the anal attachment and thust away to counterbalance your buggary from shitty music and corporate faggotry you consumer whoring niggers.

Also don't forget to leave out mince pies for our fat bearded guest, yes CowboyNeal is coming to town, though he'd have more chance of being flung away by a Linux Box explosion and landing on pussy island than ever craming his obese arse down your chimney, so just leave teh door open, k?

VERSE 1

Fag tidings we bring for you and your kin, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


VERSE 2

Now bring us some hot grits, now bring us some hot grits, Now bring us some hot grits and bring it right here.


VERSE 3

We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some, so bring it right here niggers.


VERSE 4

We all like our hot grits, we all like our hot grits, So bring us some hot grits, with all its good cheer! propz to GNAA and Goatse.info

Mirror here

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Happy Thanksgiver!

I'm happy to help a fellow /.'er! You can find all the info you need here, and if that doesn't work, you can just go here.

You're welcome!

Hi All!

I would like to ask the slashdot crowd for a favor. You guys are so smart33!

You see my teacher is a faggot becuz he failed me when I NO my test wuz gud.

I saw that d00d Zero Kewl in that muvee "Hackers"! That d00d ROCKED! I wanna be just like h1m and fuck over pepple I don't like. Please teah me step by step how I can hakc and be "leet".,br>
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As you know, savannah.gnu.org and savannah.nongnu.org have been down for a number of weeks due to a system crack. Thanks to the contributions of many people -- most notably Mathieu Roy, Jim Blair, and Paul Fisher -- the system is working again for existing projects. We have implemented a new security infrastructure that uses chroot'ed environments to isolate each project. We have of course tightened up security, but even if that tightened security is compromised for a particular project, the cracker can most likely only impact that one project. Please read this whole statement in detail before beginning work again. As part of the security changes, there are nine user-visible changes of particular interest. Six of those changes are implemented now (three of which are temporary), and two will be implemented later. They are as follows: (0) All passwords were invalidated. You will need use the "Lost Password" option to regain access. (Click on "Login via SSL" and then the "[Lost Password?]" link.) Expect an email shortly once you've clicked that link. If you do not receive the email within a very short time period to the address you had on file with your account, please write to >. Once you have access again, please check the dev

I think it's this one here.

The only suitable response to SCO is to fax, email and courier them a copy of this link :-p.

Why don't you reach in there and grab one yourself?

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
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SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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WHILE YOU FUCKING FILTH STUFF YOUR FAT MOUTHES WITH OPEN SOURCE, COMMUNISM IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

Is that is was spontaneously recorded - they brought the voice actor in and showed him a picture of a famous internet person and just, you know, recorded what happened.

Now you know the REST of the story.

hello?

Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

Yoshi-girl is genetically engineered to be in constant sexual heat and is guaranteed to pounce on even the smelliest nerd with little coaxing! Spending a few hours with Yoshi-girl is sure to be the most gratifying experience you've had in years. Don't believe us? Just look at these testimonials from previous customers:

Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

Lara Croft Land
Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

Yoshi-girl is genetically engineered to be in constant sexual heat and is guaranteed to pounce on even the smelliest nerd with little coaxing! Spending a few hours with Yoshi-girl is sure to be the most gratifying experience you've had in years. Don't believe us? Just look at these testimonials from previous customers:

Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

Lara Croft Land
Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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Any player who rolls snake-eyes has to draw an "AC URL" card and flip it over (ever so carefully, to spare the other players trauma). If you're lucky, it's an Amazon referral link. More likely, it isn't.

links to cgisecurity are ez carma.

I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
And a tubgirl n00 j33r!

I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
And a tubgirl n00 j33r!

I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
I wish you goatse christmass
And a tubgirl n00 j33r!

OK ..... I finally bit and visited goatse.cx, fully expecting to see someone having sex with a goat. I was either relieved or disappointed {not sure which}. Can someone tell me please, what exactly has this picture of an arsehole got do do with goats?

Admit it... what you really wanted to say was:
You are an asshole

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.

go penetrate this.

Goatse.cx guy

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the troll.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 2: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the troll.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 2: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

Single White Male in twenties seeking Single White goatse Man. Must be willing and ready to take it up the ass any time day or night. Strong fingers and polished fingernails. A collection of extra-large dildos is a plus. I like to experiment with greased Yoda dolls and frogs. Must be willing to try new things and be adventerous. If interested, please contact me:
Robert Malda
malda@slashdot.org
2001 Woodlark Dr
Holland, MI 49424-7643
616-399-3125

I guess that's better than a man who has no poo control.

Not a goatse link

'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Okay.

goatse.cx (not work safe, for those who don't know :)

Btw, what's IANAL, BFD, and all those other acronyms I see on /.?

What, you haven't seen the pictures?

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
iniaes come back on teh spoke, bitch! FUCKING FILTHY LINUX USERS________SWINES__ ______
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SLASHDOT SYSTEM________/,_,'::. `-'`':___________


WHILE YOU FUCKING FILTH STUFF YOUR FAT MOUTHES WITH OPEN SOURCE, COMMUNISM IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.

Due to the SCO lawsuit.

Actually, region 8 is here, but good luck finding anything for it.

HERE!

You will not eat them in a boat?

Would you eat them in a goat?

I FAILED IT!

Today I was taking a final exam. We ran out of time and many of us were still taking the test. My teacher gruffly took my test and exclaimed, "YOU FAIL IT"! We all were taken aback by his manner. After that he said, "You must be new here! I, for one, welcome our failing student overlords." and then he showed us his Goatse and left us mortified. He laughed and walked away saying, "In Soviet Russia, Student fails YOU"!

One of my classmates, an especially sick fuck, shouted, "Wow! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those things"!

In related news, I just heard some sad news on talk radio - anus stretcher, Goatse was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

1. Take class over next semester (I wonder what the SCO licensing fees are for one of these?)
2. ???
3. Profit!

By the way, BSD is dying...you insensitive clod...

Oh well, at least we have little more Natalie Portman a little more (& then less) of that white outfit on Natalie Portman

Check out this website: Natalie Portman, Unofficial Site

I am troll. Feel my pain.

Surreal? Slashdot? You're just talking about this, right?

happier websites available, click here for details.

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studding a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage trough your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage trough our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, Cowboy Neil.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.

WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE?!!!