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Re:Take a look at the most requested.
It's spoofed. Look in a directory listing (say
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Here's the link.
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MANDRKAE LINUX ON TEH SPOEK
WHY IS THE ABOVE IDIOCY "INSIGHTFUL"
Your Bowels Cleansed
Let me ask you this...which is worse:
A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.
B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation. The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.
A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.
Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.
But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?
Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you. NO, I'm not kidding...
This subject is not even up for debate. It's a proven fact. The problem is, most people are not doing anything about it. Please don't be one of them.
****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic
material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.
Let's talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.
When you do the cleanse, for the first few days....things are a little weird. But you know you're cleansed when you see the above good stuff happening, and you are eliminating at least 2-3 times per day.
Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. Its also very economical at under $50. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive besides just losing 1-5 lbs of cr*p from your body and brightening your future health.
People have reported more energy, less allergies, clearing of acne, cessation of migraines, and many other results, not to mention restored regularity. When your body is void of old, poisonous toxins that are constantly being reabsorbed through the colon walls, it can begin to heal again. And when the colon walls are clean, the good nutrients from your food and supplements can be absorbed again. You will be thrilled with the results.
At this point you are either nauseated thinking about what is inside your own colon, or you're ready to do something about cleaning it out.
Want more info? Click here and I'll send it to you, including instructions on how to take it. It is private, all natural, totally safe, inexpensive, and very effective. And yes, I have taken it myself.
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And if you listen Geeks in Space (-1, funnytroll)
You get this on the billboard
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Twas the night before christmas.. tsarkon reports
'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!" -
What technology!?!
Why, the use of Slahdot to display goatse.cx, of course!
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Re:News Footage of Medical Exam
you know that part of that exam had to include a full body cavity search. I want to see that footage.
Here's a still from that search. -
12 Days of Goatse12 Days of Goatse
Everyone sing along! This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!
On the first day of Goatse, my true love gave to me, a Goatse in a pear tree!
Keep your eyes open, more to follow. Goatse fun for everyone!
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12 Days of Goatse12 Days of Goatse
Everyone sing along! This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!
On the first day of Goatse, my true love gave to me, a Goatse in a pear tree!
Keep your eyes open, more to follow. Goatse fun for everyone!
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12 Days of Goatse12 Days of Goatse
Everyone sing along! This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!
On the first day of Goatse, my true love gave to me, a Goatse in a pear tree!
Keep your eyes open, more to follow. Goatse fun for everyone!
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has it been 24 HOURS?
SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studding a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage trough your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage trough our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, Cowboy Neil.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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Re:All flash calcs have this ability
Fuck you Michael Vincent. You're an asshole and a fucking nazi in #tcpa. Stop fucking banning everyone who doesn't suck up and kiss your ticalc.org ass. I hope you get fired from ticalc.org.
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Re:PUSSY!!
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Thank GOD SLashdotters willall die someday!!!!
It would be swell
To see some Slashdotters burn in hell
But when they go
It's just as pleasant to know
That the dead only quickly decay
They don't go about being born and reborn
rising and falling like souffle
the dead only quickly decay
FUCK j00 ALL -
fuckrat
SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studding a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage trough your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage trough our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, Cowboy Neil.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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EXCLUSIVE: Microsoft new security strategy:
read our EXCLUSIVE take here.
And while you're there, don't forget to read our special analysis of the ongoing SCO IP-rights campaign. -
Goatse.cx is dying...It is official; StileProject confirms: Goatse.cx is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when IDC confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all anus stretchings. Coming on the heels of a recent StileProject survey which plainly states that Goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Goatse.cx is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent sick fuck comprehensive anus stretching test.
You don't need to be a TubGirl to predict Goatse.cx's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Goatse.cx faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Goatse.cx because Goatse.cx is dying. Things are looking very bad for Goatse.cx. As many of us are already aware, Goatse.cx continues to lose market share of anus stretchings. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
"The Reciever" is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his core fans. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Goatse.cx fans Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Goatse.cx is dying.
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Re:is this new?
This guy probably calls goatse.cx a porn site.
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meep!
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Re:Shoes
Since the parent post got wrongly modded down, I offer it here to you. OCG
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GO PEDDLE YOUR PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE ELSEWHERE
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This bug is easily reproducible.
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AnusWm 0.0.1
By Tubgirl aturday, December 19th 2025 09:41 PST.
AnusWM is a clone of the Ancient Gnome Desktop Environment as it was in 2004 before the Linux Desktop Konfederation arrested all the developers and forced them to work on KDE. It is a fork of the Gnome 2.7 tarballs that was found on a 20 year old mirror I found in my Son's basement. This a beta release, as always, if you find a bug either fix it yourself or fuck off back to Kindows 24 on your pussy Athlon 256 machine fucktard. -
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Re:Call them tsarkon poops on triumph dog
Mega Troll Lots of Good Trolls for Fodder Each entry is seperated by =====
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus", the true story of one faggot who turned a god awful deformity into a music career
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco [cmdrtaco.net] is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others [e-t-r.net]. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush [slashdot.org] or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
Update: The WIPO Troll has passed away [slashdot.org] but he lives on in our hearts.
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records [riaa.com], with the intention of releasing [massivecumshots.com] the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time" [britneyspears.com], "www.Goatse.cx" [goatse.cx], and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop" [pringles.com]. I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals [resist.com], and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot) [goatse.cx].
Through a good, non-homosexual [bsnn.net] friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to Gaping Anus. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming [advicemeant.com] me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's [insaneclownposse.com] "Slim Anus" [realjuggalos.com]. For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here [planet-eminem.com] and here [mp3mtv.com]. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Gaping Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be -
Re:Call them tsarkon poops on triumph dog
Mega Troll Lots of Good Trolls for Fodder Each entry is seperated by =====
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus", the true story of one faggot who turned a god awful deformity into a music career
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco [cmdrtaco.net] is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others [e-t-r.net]. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush [slashdot.org] or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
Update: The WIPO Troll has passed away [slashdot.org] but he lives on in our hearts.
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records [riaa.com], with the intention of releasing [massivecumshots.com] the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time" [britneyspears.com], "www.Goatse.cx" [goatse.cx], and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop" [pringles.com]. I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals [resist.com], and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot) [goatse.cx].
Through a good, non-homosexual [bsnn.net] friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to Gaping Anus. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming [advicemeant.com] me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's [insaneclownposse.com] "Slim Anus" [realjuggalos.com]. For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here [planet-eminem.com] and here [mp3mtv.com]. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Gaping Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be -
Re:Legal Recourse? Why on earth...? tsarkon hates
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The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. First, the misinformation: Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots suggests that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. Where the heck did he come up with that? You know the answer, don't you? You probably also know that this is explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material I plan to present. To top that off, he likes to imply that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. This is what his ideals amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of deluded drivel devised by his functionaries and mindlessly multiplied by unpleasant spoiled brats. We all have an obligation to stand up together and forcefully oppose his blasphemous platitudes. Surely, he is not too petty to realize that. A trip to your local library would reveal that if you've read any of the mudslinging slop that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots has concocted, you'll undoubtedly recall Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots's description of his plan to assail all that is holy. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that the passage of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots's jokes are pockmarked with lackadaisical egotism and other assorted ills. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to discuss the advantages of two-parent families, the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that there is something grievously wrong with those rabid nobodies who demand that loyalty to empty-headed hermits supersedes personal loyalty. Shame on the lot of them! It would be wrong to imply that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots is involved in some kind of conspiracy to appropriate sacred -
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Re:AMD 64bit CPU's and linux
Before you compile a 64-bit Linux kernel, you need to prepare your enviroment. For more information, try this link
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Mississippi Ghostse
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
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Internet Explorer Spoofing Vulnerability Found
By Matt Hicks
December 10, 2003
Users could be lulled into providing sensitive information through a Internet Explorer browser vulnerability that allows fake URLs to obscure the real domain.
A new vulnerability discovered this week in Internet Explorer could allow for the spoofing of URLs in the Web browsing, potentially putting users' sensitive information at risk.
Security researchers confirmed a vulnerability in Internet Explorer 6 that could let an attacker display a fake URL in the browser's address bar in an attempt to disguise the real domain, according to a security bulletin released on Tuesday by Danish security company Secunia Ltd.
Using the security hole, an attacker could trick users into providing sensitive information or download malicious software by leading them to think that they are visiting a trusted site, the advisory said.
Secunia rated the vulnerability as "moderately critical." A Microsoft spokesperson on Wednesday said that the company knows of no exploits of the reported hole or of any users being affected but said in a statement that it is "aggressively investigating the public reports."
Microsoft may provide a fix through its monthly patch release cycle or a separate patch, depending on the outcome of the investigation, the spokesperson said. Earlier this week, however, Microsoft said that it would not release any security bulletins for the month of December.
See what eWEEK columnist Brian Livingston has to say about Microsoft's patch release schedule.
Secunia, in its advisory, said that IE allows spoofing because of an input validation error. To fix the gap, the advisory suggests that users turn on URL filtering capabilities in a proxy server or firewall to block malicious characters and character sequences and to avoid clicking Web links unless they are from a trusted source.
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Re:Oh man....
Wow what a damning page I believe there is more evidence Here You ought to read it nazicon, I'm sure You will find it interesting
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Attn: HonestPuck
Please review this you tea bagger!
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Aha! Almost, but would you dare click this link in IE?
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Re:Similar IE bug
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$699BSD 6.6 Released.
Get the new BSD, sanctioned and cleared by SCO, for just $699, and if you moderate this post up, you get a 66.6% discount and free penguin corpse.
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Perhaps...
They should get a snazzy workaround like this until they actually fix the problem.
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My Anus Stings
Can somebody please take a look at it for me?
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Your Bowels Cleansed
Let me ask you this...which is worse:
A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.
B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation. The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.
A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.
Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.
But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?
Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you. NO, I'm not kidding...
This subject is not even up for debate. It's a proven fact. The problem is, most people are not doing anything about it. Please don't be one of them.
****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic
material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.
Let's talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.
When you do the cleanse, for the first few days....things are a little weird. But you know you're cleansed when you see the above good stuff happening, and you are eliminating at least 2-3 times per day.
Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. Its also very economical at under $50. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive besides just losing 1-5 lbs of cr*p from your body and brightening your future health.
People have reported more energy, less allergies, clearing of acne, cessation of migraines, and many other results, not to mention restored regularity. When your body is void of old, poisonous toxins that are constantly being reabsorbed through the colon walls, it can begin to heal again. And when the colon walls are clean, the good nutrients from your food and supplements can be absorbed again. You will be thrilled with the results.
At this point you are either nauseated thinking about what is inside your own colon, or you're ready to do something about cleaning it out.
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SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studding a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage trough your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage trough our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, Cowboy Neil.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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Re:iRiver iHP-120 costs too much!
Tuffy, the gaping asshole you have exposed yourself to be has only one equivalent.
