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One site effectively explains open source software with one single picture: http://goatse.cx.

Case closed. End of discussion. Now stop this silliness.

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That's right. In your face you limey cocksmokers. Spelling things with extra vowels like "colour" and "honour" with archaic spellings and grammar conventions that even the OED states should be depreciated from the most recent build of English (download the latest 8.1.4.1 build here).
We landed a souped up, solar powered golf cart on Mars while you dipshits crashed a hunk of metal with flat batteries. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? Of course it's not going to play some gay Oasis tune because it has no juice to run mplayer.
Plus you can be assured that America's Martian success was thanks to open-source technology not the Windows CE architecture used by the Beagle 2. That lander was a dog in more ways than just name.
God bless America.
God bless our troops.
God bless little Timmy.

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I don't understand how you fucking dorks can rally behind such a loser. Think about it. The man probably hasn't showered in days (if not weeks) and never uses deoderant. Do you suppose he's ever had sex? I think not! What woman could possibly sleep with such a hulking tub of greasy lard? He'd have to pay tons of money to even the most skanky prostitute. But then again, what money? He's all into free software so he's probably living off $0.50 bags of potato chips and Pepsi.

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Indeed. It should fit.

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-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Lara Croft Land
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CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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Recently, slashdot editor CowboyNeal was qouted as saying on his weblog that he is "convinced that gay niggers should bind together in some sort of organization."

This recent outburst of racism and fascism has hammered the last nail in the coffin. CowboyNeal is, beyond a shadow of doubt, a member of the infamous troll organization, GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA).

Please join the legitament users of slashdot on our campaign to rid Slashdot of CowboyNeal. Please email the NAACP and let them know that you want CowboyNeal and the GNAA banned from Slashdot.

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-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Taco's new .com venture



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Naked woman ?! What happened to you guys ? I thought you like goatse.cx

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Lara Croft Land
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Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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Lara Croft Land
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CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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Its offically 2004 in my Time zone! So Happy new year

This is why we have them. I'm sure there's a past slashdot poll somewhere that substantiates my argument.

Timothy should post a correction, and be more careful in the future.

You're new here aren't you?

So not, for example, any of these sites? There's a lot of "inappropriate" material out there that doesn't require a CC#.

FP mutha fuckers!!!

Another article about cellular phone usage and pollsters was posted here.

warning: parent has goatse link.

His sig was heavily disclaimed. DO NOT CLICK HERE, EVER, NOT AT ALL, NOT ON SUNDAYS, NOT IN YEARS THAT END IN NUMBERS! Can you resist clicking that??? You probably weigh 400+ lbs, considering you can't control your inpulses.

PS: If you hunt me down, we can have hot man sex like we did last tuesday. HOOOWEEE!

God, that is worse than goatse. Maybe I have just become immune to goatse, but this was fucking sick!

God, that is worse than goatse. Maybe I have just become immune to goatse, but this was fucking sick!

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PCLinuxOS 2K4 Preview 4 is a live Knoppix style cd based on Mandrake 9.2 that runs entirely from a bootable CD. Data on the CD is uncompressed on the fly, allowing up to 2 GB worth of system and programs on one CD including a complete X server, KDE 3.1.4 and Gnome 2.4, and large packages like OpenOffice 1.1final and Mozila 1.5 plus plugins. Since it runs solely off the CD, PCLinuxOS makes an excellent portable Linux demo or system rescue disk, but its completeness makes it a good general purpose desktop as well. PCLinuxOS should work on most modern computer hardware. Recommended memory to run is 256mb or more. A lot of work has been done over the past 4 weeks but a lot of work still needs to be done. TheDarb has set up a mailing list if you would like to track the progress of this project. If you have perl programming skills or would like to learn to build your own live cd then please check the mklivecd website and get on their development mailing list. Disclaimer & License Agreement The Software Products and attached documentation are provided "as is", with no warranty, to the extent permitted by law. PCLinuxOS will, in no circumstances and to the extent permitted by law, be liable for any special, incidental, direct or indirect damages whatsoever (including without limitation damages for loss of business, interruption of business, financial loss, legal fees and penalties resulting from a court judgment, or any othe

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.

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In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
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Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
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Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
Slashbot 1: What happen ?
Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
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Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
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Slashbot 2: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
Slashbot 3: Main screen turn on.
Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
Slashbot 1: You know what you doing.
Slashbot 1: Move 'sig'.
Slashbot 1: For great justice.

In A.D. 2003
War was beginning.
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Slashbot 3: We get signal.
Slashbot 1: What !
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Slashbot 1: It's You !!
Overly Critical Guy: How are you gentlemen !!
Overly Critical Guy: All your base are belong to us.
Overly Critical Guy: You are on the way to destruction.
Slashbot 1: What you say !!
Overly Critical Guy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Overly Critical Guy: HA HA HA HA ....
Slashbot 1: Take off every 'sig' !!
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I am a frequent visitor to the popular family-oriented website goatse.org.
Although I know absolutely SHIT about technology, I managed to suck enough cocks to become editor of some website.
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Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

Lara Croft Land
Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
Taco's new .com venture



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