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Here's two jpegs captured from the viewer:
First one shows an overview of the launch site, the other one is a zoomed-in view of what appears to be the launch tower.
Please be kind to my poor server...

Actually I was referring to lunix. But, if the
fatass
fag
shoe
fits,
wear it!

Geek: Now pay attention..
PHB: OK..
Geek: Every morning you have to look at goatse.cx for 1 minute without blinking and..
PHB: But why is..
Geek: Don't interrupt! This part is essential!
PHB: Sorry.. ok. go on..

I will never use a Microsoft product of my own free will on any of my own computers.

I will never use a Microsoft product on a computer I use for work. I will install Linux and a Windows-like theme to hide my subversion from the suits that are in the pockets of Microsoft.

I will disable antivirus software at the work place.

I will release Windows viruses and worms within my company.

I will listen to the Free Software Song at audible levels just high enough to have a subliminal effect on co-workers.

If possible, I will block access to microsoft.com and any of their update sites to keep our machines vulnerable to infection.

Every morning I will give The Finger towards Redmond, Washington.

I will set managements' desktops to a picture of the goatse.cx guy and blame it on shoddy Microsoft workmanship.

I will eat Ramen Noodles every day and store the saved cash for my next promise..

I will buy fertilizer and diesel fuel in great quantities for The Great Expunging.

I will read Slashdot every day and post plans updates to my other compatriots in PGP format. That reminds me...

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No matter how great the urge, I will not wrap my head in tin foil. That is a sure sign to the enemy that We Know.

If I ever see Bill Gates in person I will throw Linux CDs at him with Windows XP validation codes written in marker on the discs. This will confuse the enemy.

If I ever see Steve Ballmer in person I will do the monkey-dance while throwing Big Macs at him. The mix of greasy food and "Mac" will surely cause chaos in the enemy camp.

I will wait for my PGP'd marching orders from Sgt. Tux and will gladly give my life so long as I take just one of The Enemy with me. debe2d675138350c28dedd2793e2aabf05ffefad

The biggest movie ever!

Please follow the above link for a list of theatres.

Wrong, the complaint form is located at www.goatse.cx. Dumbass.

More pictures of the apple cluster


- Only fools would visit!

Check this out: http://www.9xmedia.com/pages-Build_a_system/X-Top_ Expert---10_over_5.html



--[the best site in the history of the internet]

Here's a great site to check it out http://www.testmonitor.com



- whatever they do, don't go to goatse.cx

Do de do de dew dew dew de do de do de dew DO THE GOATSE!!.

Yep, USA fucking sucks goatse balls.

I think they should add Rabbi Goatse(a terrorist site run by volunteers, if you're interested) to the list. I wouldn't want the holy Rabbi Goatse(or at least the one...) in America, or anywhere at all... hmm don't add it to the list and let him go anywhere he wants, especially USA.

Lucky me doesn't even live in USA, lol, I am going to donate all my money to all the crazy Rabbis and hope they will do more great deeds like our hero bin Ladin.

MOD ME UP IF YOU ARE A FELLOW TERRORIST NOT AFRAID OF YOUR GOVERNMENT!

Here

I am such a karma whore!

Converting your psyche into a mess since year 2000.

in a startling turn of events today, a previously little-known fact came into the public eye: "linux sux0rs". this came as a complete surprise to the luwla, or Linux users with large assholes, as they previously thought that Linux 0wned. "You see, even though i have never contributed code to any linux project, i thought it was my duty to be a big asshole to others which don't use the os i do, because it just 0wnz.", said one Linux user. "now that i know it sux0rs, though, i have to go find something else to be an asshole about."

one notorious openlinux fanatic known as wideopen, told reporters, "i have to kill myself. this isn't how it was supposed to happen. my Linux has always been the best, and shouting that opinion in other people's faces at every chance i got has been my only hobby. it was all i ever did. it was what got me out of bed in the morning. now i have to die. i will jam my bedpost up my ass until i hit my brain. it is the only way to go: Linux style."

in the volatile world of operating systems anything can happen. "at least we don't sux0r as much as windows users", bigazz, a relatively well-known linux user said. "screaming things in people's faces is my calling. now i need to scream that Linux sux0rs. what a sad world. at least i won't kill myself like those uber-asshole openbsd guys. they are just way over the top. or were, at least."

nobody knows for sure what the future holds for the state of operating systems, but with netcraft confirming the sux0r status, linux users all over the world will have to stick something else up their asses from now on or risk looking even more gay than they used to.

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

Posted by michael on Friday October 10, @11:19PM
from the learn-to-speak-indian dept.
Michael writes "CmdrTaco, of Goatse fame, "spread out" at a recent faggotry summit in San Francisco about the current trend towards offshore dildo production and how it's causing the US to slowly but surely lose its edge in the gay sex sector. He states plainly that the US government must step in to restore balance between the need for faggots and the lure of offshore dildo production. There are also pokes in the asshole at the patent system and slow adoption of anal sex access. An interesting insight into what's going on inside the heads of the US's faggots."

Posted by michael on Friday October 10, @11:19PM
from the learn-to-speak-indian dept.
Michael writes "CmdrTaco, of Goatse fame, "spread out" at a recent faggotry summit in San Francisco about the current trend towards offshore dildo production and how it's causing the US to slowly but surely lose its edge in the gay sex sector. He states plainly that the US government must step in to restore balance between the need for faggots and the lure of offshore dildo production. There are also pokes in the asshole at the patent system and slow adoption of anal sex access. An interesting insight into what's going on inside the heads of the US's faggots."

How 'bout:

10. A goatse.cx post
11. A Femme Goatse.cx post

You can download it from this shittorrent

Posted by michael on Friday October 10, @02:59PM
from the flaming faggots dept.
CmdrTaco writes "All the editors where I work are extremely gay. The problem is that most days we cannot decide between anal and oral sex. Since the majority of readers and posters on slashdot are flaming faggots, I decided to ask my question here instead of the normal gay sex themed irc channels I usually hang on. So the question is, how do you decide? Do you write a perl script or use Java? Something else? I know there are many ways to choose an d I am sure I will get an abundance of answers.

Linux is ghey!
Linus Torvalds is the Goatse Guy!

Hey fuckmunch,
This is about as relevant as this.

Have you ever thought about castration? You might think about it. I know that most people would be put at ease if you were no longer able to breed.

...is goatse.cx.

The GrokLaw site has been slashdotted and is cooling off. Please check again in a few minutes or try the "old" site at Radio or the Google cache.

Our apologies for this interruption of service, the Webmaster.

The exploding cell phone in your pants is because you're happy to see simoniker and his huge stretched anus you silly faggot. You probably shoved the cell phone up your ass, too, along with CmdrTaco's tiny dick, you fuckstick. And I most certainly am not happy to see faggot Slashbots like you. I fucking hate losers like you. You make me fucking sick.

So take the cock out of your ass, Michael's cock out of your mouth, stop jacking off to gay porn for a moment, and maybe you'll realize that Lunix fucking sucks. I bet you use Lunix, too, because you're a pink-skirted nigger that posts to this shitty ass site. Obviously no respectable person would post here, and they would certainly use Microsoft Windows XP. But here, if your OS isn't coded by retarded faggots who couldn't hold a job licking shit out of public toilets, you're a fucking outcast. Lunix is gay. You are gay.

Fuck off and die you stupid gay ass nigger. If I ever see you or your gay cellphone, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

Fisting!

Auto-Fisting!

Gerbil Asphyxiation!

and so much more..
Download your own Goatse.cx At Home client software and watch the miracles of science stretch open before your eyes!

Fisting!

Auto-Fisting!

Gerbil Asphyxiation!

and so much more..
Download your own Goatse.cx At Home client software and watch the miracles of science stretch open before your eyes!

Fisting!

Auto-Fisting!

Gerbil Asphyxiation!

and so much more..
Download your own Goatse.cx At Home client software and watch the miracles of science stretch open before your eyes!

What a waste of a perfectly good fp. At least write more than that, you moron. Make a racist comment, link to goatse.cx, bitch about the editors, say Slashdot sucks, anything. Even most of the failed attempts at fp are better than this junk. Try again, asshat. You fucking suck.

Huzzah!

If you are too stupid to understand what the options are in the moderation, then DON'T FUCKING MODERATE!! There's a bunch of negative moderations here that are marked Redundant, like someone else made the same joke.

If you want to moderate something down, and don't want to worry about the reason, just use Overrated. Sure, it's the pussy way out, and isn't subject to M2, but at least it would make more sense than using a moderation option that isn't even remotely close to why the post needs modded down.

Mod this down as -1 Redundant too. I don't give a shit. I have Karma coming out my ass like this guy

Fifth goatse.cx link. Note the red anus, because the goatse man is obviously a Red Sox fan.

Fourth goatse.cx link. Note the red anus, because the goatse man is obviously a Red Sox fan.

Third goatse.cx link. Note the red anus, because the goatse man is obviously a Red Sox fan.

Second goatse.cx link. Note the red anus, because the goatse man is obviously a Red Sox fan.

First goatse.cx link. Note the red anus, because the goatse man is obviously a Red Sox fan.

He's asking for the name of the print queue, you dumbass.

Fucking AC eurotrash weasel. I bet you've never heard of Bob Edwards, a famous US commentator on NPR news, and nobody here cares. The fact that you care enough to post about the fact that I didn't know some punk your no good, tea swilling, country that couldn't hold it's colonies, is evidence that you're an ass. You sir are a spineless poofter.

Are you trying to tell me that you knew everyone on the list? Yeah right, you stuck up chump. I'd be willing to bet you didn't even know 7 of the top ten.

Anonymous Cowards like you, who berate someone for not knowing something that you may think is trivial violates the spirit of learning and just makes a lot more noise on /. Kinda like this post you AC prick.

Mod me down for having the guts to post as myself unlike the wasted load of sarcastic semen who this post responds to. I can't believe the parent was modded up as informative. The original aricle has links to who the guys are anyway.

-non sig- ...

No, like this view of the world.

First, this will only go somewhere with people who are aficionados of the music they are listening to. Thinking that it will create new listeners because it gives them more detail is like telling me I'll like this guacamole because the salsa in it has cilantro. I fucking hate avocados, and you won't convince someone who doesn't like to listen to classical because there is some interesting part of the music, because they can watch a PDA at a concert.

Look at Metallica and their classical gig. I'm sure Metallica freaks were all over it. In terms of your general trashy Ratt listener who owns one Metallica album, the classical one is not the next one they're going to buy.

It's like trying to sell slashdot subscriptions to an IT manager with a business degree who doesn't care about tech when he gets home from his job.

Second, I go to the symphony to watch the symphony, not some cheesedick PDA screen that's going to give me error messages. I know that eventually, I'd find something that wasn't working and spend the whole concert trying to figure out what was wrong with my PDA. Or, I'd spend the time trying to get to shit I shouldn't, then my Girlfriend will punch my balls, take my PDA, and play solitaire at the concert I made her go to.

Third, I go to a concert to listen to the music cause, I like the music. Live notes would detract from the listening experience. I'd much rather have a recording with some annotations to see what is technically cool about the music I'm listening to. There are places technology and the internet just don't belong. I think this one goes in the dump with the dumb terminal on a microwave idea.

Another thing and most importantly, if there's going to be a link in a story that says read or look here, by god I want it to be a link. If everyday weren't amateur night on the front page, I imagine subscriber count would be higher.

In incomprehensible slashdot estonia, the non sig overlord's to your bow?

Mine redirects them to this place!

Everytime you ambush a noob with GOATSE , an angel gets its wings! (Or is that God kills a kitten?!!)

To goatseeeeeeeecx???

A link to google news would have been more appropriate.

have you ever noticed how goatse.cx takes you to goatse.cx?

have you ever noticed how goatse.cx takes you to goatse.cx?

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK LINK! JOKE IS IN DOMAIN NAME!

Most software looks like this!

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK LINK! JOKE IS IN DOMAIN NAME!