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hes not the troll he is the crapflooder

Sweet beautiful irony. goatse.cx is number 34 and Slashdot is right below it on the list. Nice to know that a stretched anus gets more requests than "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

A MAN IS GAPING HIS ANUS, SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW

what are you going to do about it?

answer: click yonder link. Gaping goodness is only one webpage away!

lol

I think this is a disturbing trend to replace real actual funny jokes with keywords that are known to generate a typical response in a certain demographic. Instead of thinking of something original and then presenting it to other you cheat.

But if this is indeed the current standard of Slashdot (implied joke here - Slashdot users are stupid - ha-ha) I might as well try it. Imagine a Beowulf cluster (implied joke) of unfunny (implied joke) jokes.

Now moderate this into oblivion (implied modappeal), I have karma to burn (implied modappeal). And in case the article gets Slashdotted, here is the Google cache (implied informativeness of the post).

P.S. BTW, I was actually born in Soviet Russia (implicitly funny like a clownfish).

on the goatse.

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

It's Friday..
must.. burn.. karma..
can't.. hold.. back..
must.. leave.. goatse.cx link
please help me...

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

Or is this guy a business genius? First he waits until he's become a legend and then he'll crack down on every site featuring the famous picture (or a link to it) demanding royalties.

• this guy
  or
  
• this one?
  
• they're the same guy
  

Newsflash: The internet website, slashdot, has been ordered by the United States 5th District Court to cease being so god damn gay. In this landmark ruling, Judge Judy has layed the proverbial smackdown. The site has become so gay that its asshole has become the size of a small car. That is all. -The I Hate slashdot Troll

frOst pIst! Ha ha! Take that, fuxOrs! Suckee my goatse hole!

Here you go. Be careful what you wish for!

I'd be happy to enlighten you..

There's a FAQ on the myterious gotex here. It will explain evertything.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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We must rape the forums [ph34rb33r.com] on the ph34rb33r website [ph34rb33r.com], in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com [rotten.com] and goatse.cx [goatse.cx]. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here [ph34rb33r.com]. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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embed Linux in here?
FP!

..the only thing worth doing is finding a nice fountain and running naked through the spray...

Go get some sun, you homo erotica loving freaks!

John Bombard is an assclown.

Rather than duping my reply to the first time this was posted I'll just link to it.

Ah hell, it's Wednesday. Might as well burn a bit of karma while I'm at it.

I can link to A BIG GAPING ANUS!. Whats more, it's illegal for euroslashfucks to mod it down -1, troll AND FORCES them to read at -1!

this will answer your question

Mirror of the article, use once the eventual /. effect occurs, or hell, even before, no pop ups.

A good read about Linus Torvald's life and why he decided to develop the power house OS he did, and his thoughts about how it has evolved to it's present forms. Highly recommended.

Speaking of gaping holes...

Wow! In this Solar System model, Uranus must be a big as the goatse guy's anus. Maybe not quite that big, but wow!

Has anyone here seen Senator Orrin's Hatch? On second thought, he's an even bigger asshole than that.

LOL.... everyone should be saying "mooo" or "baaah" whenever something linux or apple comes along as a subsitute for "linux r0xors" or "apple is the best." (Is it me, or is apple like the BMW of OSes?) What ever happened to *BSD and HURD? What about a distributed microkernel that allows you to send processes from one machine to another? Maybe an obscure goatse reference will hit the reset button on some people, or at least scar them for life.

I got your analog hole

Don't forget pictures of Darl McBride.

goatse.cx

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oihjg r auhg aiure goiuarg oiuhaer giajra h garhe gauerg oaia gther poahwe fpo ahrghapigh aeporhgapoer gpaehrpgaw fq'w ;awoirhg a;whegio; ah;rg afvn liudhfg ap8hrg aoerhv paeurhg[09H WGIPA ERIOANEB ;AREBH AE4T UQ34-9=T U=30AUT e98rhg aepoirhg paoerhgaerg aerouihaerg a

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Fifth Post

Second Post

one has to think their tactic is to get this resolved in a back room, rather than in a court.

The "resolution" starts with SCO dropping it's pants and bending over. Once the dispute has been "resolved" SCO will look something like this. Maybe SCO should just take it's chances with a judge.

goatse.cx

HOLY CRAP that shit just changed my LIFE!!

MOD parent WAAYYY up.

Everyone must see the magnificent GAPING ANUS

Kpqoaqgm ajor alphjnx poewpam ia gjroma. JHiewgj aihg, opwqiu a jgoirj ahi f e thIO htiej auh eoi thg aijhg. JHo regtp[a[ gh roia hg wigj aihr ih UGweoiq.gj irehg ioh IHOIje rkage. pwog pakrg hia hIHJI ef.ar g-opsrjIhe fihaeg ia, OIerpoaloper! Hiawerhe ge.

GOATSE

OIegjoag hira gjerkag iahgi ahrgi ah r ANUS jgoa rh aooigp qo gja mb eha gjp ha ej GAPING apokhg hag iu gr a pbgor a HUGE GAPING RED ANUS guao hero agniohao gjeo a. riah gih okagrpg ar.

AWOPAm gr higri harg? AJoj gr.

q.

Kpqoaqgm ajor alphjnx poewpam ia gjroma. JHiewgj aihg, opwqiu a jgoirj ahi f e thIO htiej auh eoi thg aijhg. JHo regtp[a[ gh roia hg wigj aihr ih UGweoiq.gj irehg ioh IHOIje rkage. pwog pakrg hia hIHJI ef.ar g-opsrjIhe fihaeg ia, OIerpoaloper! Hiawerhe ge.

GOATSE

OIegjoag hira gjerkag iahgi ahrgi ah r ANUS jgoa rh aooigp qo gja mb eha gjp ha ej GAPING apokhg hag iu gr a pbgor a HUGE GAPING RED ANUS guao hero agniohao gjeo a. riah gih okagrpg ar.

AWOPAm gr higri harg? AJoj gr.

q.

Kpqoaqgm ajor alphjnx poewpam ia gjroma. JHiewgj aihg, opwqiu a jgoirj ahi f e thIO htiej auh eoi thg aijhg. JHo regtp[a[ gh roia hg wigj aihr ih UGweoiq.gj irehg ioh IHOIje rkage. pwog pakrg hia hIHJI ef.ar g-opsrjIhe fihaeg ia, OIerpoaloper! Hiawerhe ge.

GOATSE

OIegjoag hira gjerkag iahgi ahrgi ah r ANUS jgoa rh aooigp qo gja mb eha gjp ha ej GAPING apokhg hag iu gr a pbgor a HUGE GAPING RED ANUS guao hero agniohao gjeo a. riah gih okagrpg ar.

AWOPAm gr higri harg? AJoj gr.

q.

Kpqoaqgm ajor alphjnx poewpam ia gjroma. JHiewgj aihg, opwqiu a jgoirj ahi f e thIO htiej auh eoi thg aijhg. JHo regtp[a[ gh roia hg wigj aihr ih UGweoiq.gj irehg ioh IHOIje rkage. pwog pakrg hia hIHJI ef.ar g-opsrjIhe fihaeg ia, OIerpoaloper! Hiawerhe ge.

GOATSE

OIegjoag hira gjerkag iahgi ahrgi ah r ANUS jgoa rh aooigp qo gja mb eha gjp ha ej GAPING apokhg hag iu gr a pbgor a HUGE GAPING RED ANUS guao hero agniohao gjeo a. riah gih okagrpg ar.

AWOPAm gr higri harg? AJoj gr.

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