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Re:Nice positive review... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-16 04:45 · Score: -1, Troll · on Linux Network Administrator's Guide, 2nd Edition

The major negative is that picture on the front cover. It makes this book unsafe for work.

YOUR ANUS ONLY HAS ONE FEATURE by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-16 04:01 · Score: -1, Troll · on Syllable's Kristian Van Der Vliet Interview

IT SUX UP ALL THE C0CKS IT CAN!!
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My next penis is coming up soon. But subscribers can beat the rush and suck it early!

YOUR ANUS ONLY HAS ONE FEATURE by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-16 04:01 · Score: -1, Troll · on Syllable's Kristian Van Der Vliet Interview

IT SUX UP ALL THE C0CKS IT CAN!!
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My next penis is coming up soon. But subscribers can beat the rush and suck it early!

Big fucking deal! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-16 00:40 · Score: -1, Troll · on Want To Write Your Own OS?

Big fucking deal! Any assclown can slap together a new linux distro. I think I'll call mine Goatselinux

First post!!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-15 12:41 · Score: -1, Troll · on Game Assets For Open Source Games?

Frost pist! wOOt! Suckee it down, fuxOrs. Suck my goatse hole!

First post!! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-15 12:39 · Score: 0 · on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future

Frost pist! wOOt! Suckee it down, fuxOrs. Suck my goatse hole!

Anus Torevalds by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-15 08:19 · Score: -1, Troll · on Storing Pictures While Backpack Travelling?

Anus Torevalds stores them here

Re:How helpful. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-14 10:59 · Score: 0 · on The Buttocks Have It

For more info about the Goatse Guy

Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-14 10:53 · Score: 0 · on The Buttocks Have It

This technology will allow us to track the Goatse Guy

Bet they don't detect by You+Are+A+Dumbass · 2003-06-14 10:50 · Score: -1, Troll · on The Buttocks Have It

this set of buttocks!

Re:same thing but for C? by Trusted+Content · 2003-06-13 22:37 · Score: 0 · on Jackpot - James Gosling's Latest Project

It's known as Extensible C, or by the shorthand cx (also the extension on files written in the language). The main site with the info you need is here.

Re:Build your own penis bird simulator by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-13 17:13 · Score: -1, Troll · on Build Your Own Boeing 737 Simulator

Yes. But you will need the latest ac (Anal Cox) kernel patches from Anal's Website.

Re:Osama will have a field day with this one. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · 2003-06-13 16:11 · Score: 1 · on Build Your Own Boeing 737 Simulator

"I think maybe people plant these kinds of things just to see if terrorist really will try to use them. "

Because as we all know, 9/11 didn't happen. Whats that? They can crash planes into buildings without simulators? wow.

Better recall Quake2/3, because as soon as ossama rigs up a railgun, he's going to make all the taliban stay up for some good old fashioned deathmatching.

widespread anus may hurt your eyes by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-13 08:28 · Score: -1, Troll · on Widespread Use of Hydrogen May Hurt Ozone Layer

survey results

in case slashdot gets slashdotted ! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-13 01:56 · Score: -1, Troll · on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement?

An anonymous reader writes "According to the Washington Post, Microsoft is not adhering to the terms of its deal with the DOJ. Specifically, there are allegations that it is "trying to license key pieces of its technology at inflated rates" and "thwarting its antitrust settlement with the federal government". They're charging $100,000 just to see technical info about their communication protocols, and you only get $50,000 back if you decide you don't want to license them. Whoda thunk?"

What's Next?! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-13 01:09 · Score: -1, Troll · on Sex.com Case Finally 'Over'

A lawsuit for GoatSEX???

Re:Self contradictory by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 22:54 · Score: -1, Troll · on Oldest Modern Humans Found

Defend this.

I believe by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 10:46 · Score: -1, Troll · on Stories of Open Source Failures?

that this site went from FreeBSD and Apache back to Windows and IIS.

But TISATAFG! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 09:51 · Score: 0 · on Do We Still Need Telcos (and ISPs)?

Free GOAT!

Re:full text in case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 09:01 · Score: -1, Troll · on Bill Gates, Entertainment God?

says Poole, an almost cherubic character with bushy eyebrows beneath a dark shock of hair, and pouty, inviting puckered boy-lips, just aching fro some HARD MAN COCK

What this story needs is a goatse.cx link by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 05:41 · Score: 0 · on Lessig And RIAA Answer NewsHour Questions

AND HERE IT IS!! Let's gape them anuses.

Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-12 03:39 · Score: 0 · on Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark

Given that we're talking about RMS, shouldn't that be GOAT (GNU Originates Alliterate Trolling)?

Re:I think ... wait, maybe I don't sugarbitch by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-11 21:38 · Score: 0 · on Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark

The lies. The bullshit. Having a low id, something you dont have doesnt mean shit. Also, you think being around slashdot for a long time means shit? This is a mobocracy, you fucking fool. If you ask million monkeys to answer a question, one may actually be right. But that doest make the overwhelming answer the right one. You have a lot of faith in this mobocracy. Shallow simple minded people often do. What a fucking fool. You act like the original UNIX developers hang around here. They could give a fuck. This is a dump.

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Re:Boil, boil, toil and trouble ... by dipipanone · 2003-06-11 17:34 · Score: 1 · on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM

Damn, I just can't resist it.

I believe you meant to write:
every time McBride and Sontag flap their gaping holes