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shock and awe.

From The Cross To The Grave,
From The Grave To The Sky,
Lord I Lift Your Name On High.

That'll be $20; thanks!

Overly Critical Guy writes:
"At least you used your karma bonus modifier to reply."

Karma? Oh, right. The fatwah-of-disagreement on Slashdot. Oh dear. Gotta save my precious karma. *sigh

NOTE TO MODERATORS: PLEASE MOD THE SNOT OUT OF THIS POST.
NOTE TO METAMODERATORS: I ASKED FOR IT.

"You adhere to the random-humor category, attempting to be as randomly goofy as you can and hopeing it's funny."

I encourage you to run -- not walk, run -- to your preferences and add me as a foe.

What is it with you people? About every 6 months I wind up attracting someone agitated and spiteful and they insist on trying to one-up the sarcasm. Makes me wonder who they are trying to convince...

Good luck. I mean that.

No toenail clippers? No one can hide a gun/bomb if they're naked.

You'd be surprised what some people can stick up their ass

Here's my mirror. BTW by the time you probably read this I will probably have taken it down and replaced it with a link to something stupid

pranked

Yup, certainly is.

I deliver!

Goatse loves you!!!

...but there is but one thing of which we are absolutely certian: this man has no privacy. (Posted with lynx.)

Ooops, sorry guys. This is the correct link

To make donations to the BSD project and Theo, Click Here

Just for reference, I will always link the original Goatse picture so you can see I have not edited it. Now, take a look at the highlighted area in Exhibit A.

Outlined

You can clearly see, cleverly marked, the area for his penis and his supposed asshole. This is all fine. But wait, what's this?

Original
what's this?

Oh ho. Now some might say that that's just a dimple, or the top of your ass. Ok fine, but what's this?

Original
Original what's this?
what's this? part 2

Let's study the position that the Goatse man is standing in. First, a picture of his ass outlined. Then a side view.

Original
Ass Outline, with all the other parts outlined
Position

You can clearly see the position he's in. Notice the arch in his back. There is proof that your Goatse man is not just a man, but also a woman! I know this is hard to believe, but look at the next bit of evidence. The first picture is the original obviously. Look at the second one though. Notice the placement of the vagina and the asshole in that one, compared to the placement of the vagina and asshole in the first one. The third one is them each sidebyside, with the parts outlined.

Original
Vagina
Both

You can clearly see all the spots on each, besides the girls hand in the way. Here's another set just for more proof:

Original
Vagina Again
Both Again

So there you have it. There's my proof. Take it as you want, but you can't beat hard evidence. The Goatse Man folks, is also a woman. Have a Good Day.

Ref.:
http://www.goatse.cx - for the material.

1. express mock confusion over European method of writing numbers
2. crack joke about the stench
3. post link to phony mirror (no, not goatse)
4. make inane soviet russia quip
5. write some "funny" source code
6. claim that hussein/bush is dead
7. submit more xbox articles
8. craft a list that ends with "PROFIT!!!"

This site will give em' a quick lesson...

...in the harsh reality of life, that is!

I can't come up with a witty comment on this story. Might as well include a goatse.cx link.

I found out a hole load from this site

Here's a go:

Palladium is very similar to what a minidish box or cable box is. For the home user, it's mean to secure a channel to your computer so that digital movies and music can be delivered to your system without you being able to steal it. The difference is that a computer downloading something from the internet can give feedback, whereas my dish network box can't (because I unplugged the phoneline from it).

The reason that this is causing a stir among security experts (and Rivest and Diffie are as expert as it gets. If they say Palladium is insecure, then there'll be hundreds of thousands of people who know in their bones that Palladium is insecure and won't take a second look at it, other than to frustrate themselves with lots of math) is because a computer isn't just a dumb satellite box. Your satellite box stores _no_ information about you. Depending on how you use your computer, it has an enormous amount of information about you on it. Banking information, sexual preferences, medical conditions, credit history, criminal history, and many other potentially embarassing or damaging bits of information are on your computer. For Palladium to work correctly, it'll be able to instantly tie you (as in your name, address, phone number, credit card number, social security number, etc) to any information that accidentally leaks off your computer. An example of this is the referrer tag in your internet browser. If you have javascript turned on, and you go from the goatse site to a site that you have to log into, then they can reference that information. It's not a matter of if they can do it, it's a matter of will they do it. Do you want to leave your information up to that?

This is only the tip of the iceburg. What people are really worried about isn't that your computer might leak information, it's that information might be actively taken from your computer. If you stream a song through Palladium, and Palladium thinks you tamper with it, is it going to send your name/address to the media company? Will that company try to extort a fine from you unless you can prove you didn't steal the song? Also, if an application is considered to be secure, are you more likely to dump information into it? If so, what happens when Palladium fails? Microsoft was convicted of being a monopoly for a reason. They don't care about you, they care about your money. They aren't really a company to trust, and the decisions they can make about how Palladium works on your computer are ridiculous.

For businesses, let's assume that Palladium is running on one hundred million computers worldwide (I've done this number bit before). Let's also say that it's flawed in a very minor way, such that 0.1% of the time a trusted application is opened in Palladium, it's marked as untrusted (or unlicensed or stolen or unpaid-for). Assuming each computer only opens one application per day, that's 100,000 daily errors. These errors can't be cleared automatically, because it'd flat be stupid to let errors go without checking on them. That means some call-in center has to resolve 100,000 problems per day. The operators for that service have to be paid, so there'd probably be a priority queue based on who's paid for the premium call in service (I'm not being verbose here because I'm sleepy). If your application errors during a critical presentation or a critical battery of tests, you're just plain fucked (the careful reader will note that this means that Palladium can't be trusted in critical roles, meaning it's already philosophically failed). A computer that might rebel against you is a risk. Furthermore, if there are false-negatives, then there will also be false-positives. Since computers are deterministic and the internet information exchange is so great, once someone find a false-positive, it will be exploitable. Bug free programs don't exist, and Microsoft is worse than usual at churning out bug-free code.

In summation, Palladium can't w

Goatse.cx is an excellent place to start looking - they are very open and are an excellent starting point for many questions your child is going to ask sooner or later.

Hmmm... it seems a bit inadequate, in respect to educational links. It's missing what is clearly the most educational link around.

Whenever I show little kids this site, they're imaginations are immediately lit on fire (along with the rest of the interior of their skulls). Also, in case your cousins are into puppies... and really, what kid isn't?

Don't forget about Barney the Dinosaur 's site...the kids love it!

I'm sure they would LOVE this website :)

PryoMosh asks:
"What do you mean "deserves what they get"?"

The reason I have that sig is to promote discussion. People tend to take it as "don't mod me down because I'm a karma whore." But I can probably dispel that with a nice, big, fat link to goatse.cx.

Note to Pyro: Don't click that.
Note to Moderators: Please mod me down.

When I say "deserves what they get" I mean that if a person prefers death-by-disagreement responses then the lack of dialogue is their own fault.

Also, is slashdot gay, or what!?!

I love Goatsella! I use it all the time at work. I can surf my favorite site without anyone noticing.

The Goatse guy put up a new picture! It's not even obscene anymore! This a historic day on the internet!!!

Here's a link to hot babe engaging in even hotter sex acts Slashdot Style (we're queer here, you see...)

The lunix faggots around here would have no interest in pr0n with women in it.

They LIKE Phil !

Next stop: Ur anus

This reminds me of this

Holy SHIT whats that man doing to his anus????? ollololololololol OMG GOATSE LOL!!

yup, here it is. again.

As promised: goatse!

Yeaa!! A goatse.cx link!!

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

Which
is
the
real
gaper!

goatse!

goatse!!! LOL!

Re: Great... by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

Apple needs to get its act together by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

YOU are the asshole... (n/t) by Anonymous Coward 11:19 Sunday 13 April 2003

Re: Great... by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

Apple needs to get its act together by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

YOU are the asshole... (n/t) by Anonymous Coward 11:19 Sunday 13 April 2003

Re: Great... by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

Apple needs to get its act together by Anonymous Coward 11:15 Sunday 13 April 2003

YOU are the asshole... (n/t) by Anonymous Coward 11:19 Sunday 13 April 2003

All you part timers, remember to use an anonymizer. Our friends at Jesus Geeks are less likely to be shy with the old IP address (In fact, you'd think they're run by that shyster Micheal!)

Maybe you couldn't find it because you mistyped it, it is http://goatse.cx

goatse!!!

goatse!!!

Your services are needed at jesusgeeks.com

Don't forget to bring along our favourite URL's!

What you said:

Just to let you know, I feel that comments like this are very inappropriate to say to anyone, either on-line...

What everyone reading sees:

Blah blah blah, I'm a sanctamonious prick who thinks people will care when I speak, blah blah blah put you on my foes list, like anyone cares blah blah I have delusions of grandure blah blah blah.

This is Slashdot No one cares what you think, especially when you're just whining for the sake of it Now go back to Waggly Cocks like a good little fucktard.

Warning: parent post contains Goat Sex Link. Do not visit parent link. I repeat. Do not visit parent link.

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."