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HI MICHAEL, NEW ACCOUNT EH??? SUCK IT, BOY!
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Researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
- Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
- Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
- Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of po
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Researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
- Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
- Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
- Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of po
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Researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
- Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
- Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
- Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of po
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Researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
- Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
- Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
- Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of po
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popping a boner
the open sores way!
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Hello
You all suck balls
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Re:Penultimate?it's the new goatse word of the day program.
Click a ninja-link, be strangely aroused, get fired from work, and learn a new word!
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yeah baby !
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from the yet-another-choice-hole dept.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA
$SHELL KILLS YOU!!!
GOATSE
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Grub, you are treading on dangerous ground!I've warned you before about blaspheming the portal of the orcale!
You had best reform your ways before it is too late! GOATSE is an angry god! Surely you will be punished for your impiety!
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Grub, you are treading on dangerous ground!I've warned you before about blaspheming the portal of the orcale!
You had best reform your ways before it is too late! GOATSE is an angry god! Surely you will be punished for your impiety!
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Studies mean squat.
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Re:Elegy for *BSD
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MOD PARENT DOWN!
The parent was posted by ekrout a known troll. It's blatantly obvious that he's a troll especially because of the goatse.cx link in place of his e-mail address. Mod him down. Mod all his posts down. Stop ekrout before he ruins Slashdot.
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Bendover Mr. Peng
...and prepare to do the goatsex ass stretching manuever for your large, black, and homosexual lifetime cellmates. Better say goodbye Mr. Peng. You're going to be raped and infested with AIDS in no time.
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hey all of you nigger lovers
check out this site... it's called GOAT SEX
fuck you ya bastards
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Re:ERm?
They hide under bridges and eat goats... Definition of Goats.....here
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With names like that...
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With names like that...
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Does this guy have
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Re:Electrostatic Help
I suggest you go to this site for help. You will definitely learn what happens when a magnet dipole with two orbiting spherical shells discharges a non-trivial amount of static charge into a positron collector whose shape diametrically opposes the long dipole.
One thing that does happen is that the leading surface around the opening of the positron collector is forced to change its shape to accommodate the size of the large dipole and takes time 1-1/x^2 afterward to recover.
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Re:Astroturtle?YOU HAVE WON "FAGGOT OF THE YEAR" FOR 2003 BY THE 100,000th CONSECUTIVE USE OF THE COMMAND "FSCK" IN PLACE OF "FUCK".
ALLOW ME TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT *AOL* WHERE NAUGHTY LANGUAGE IS FORBIDDEN!!!!!!!
SECONDLY USING THAT TERM ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU A *COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOT* BY SHOWING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A HOBBYIST OPERATING SYSTEM THAT IS NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME!!!!!!!!!
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Re:Astroturtle?YOU HAVE WON "FAGGOT OF THE YEAR" FOR 2003 BY THE 100,000th CONSECUTIVE USE OF THE COMMAND "FSCK" IN PLACE OF "FUCK".
ALLOW ME TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT *AOL* WHERE NAUGHTY LANGUAGE IS FORBIDDEN!!!!!!!
SECONDLY USING THAT TERM ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU A *COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOT* BY SHOWING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A HOBBYIST OPERATING SYSTEM THAT IS NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME!!!!!!!!!
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Re:Astroturtle?YOU HAVE WON "FAGGOT OF THE YEAR" FOR 2003 BY THE 100,000th CONSECUTIVE USE OF THE COMMAND "FSCK" IN PLACE OF "FUCK".
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SECONDLY USING THAT TERM ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU A *COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOT* BY SHOWING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A HOBBYIST OPERATING SYSTEM THAT IS NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME!!!!!!!!!
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Re:Equipment used
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Friday /. Poetry
Spinning without friction,
the happy geeks are all smiles.
quantum theory moves forward,
goatse.cx guy reviles.
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Re:well...
I used to say "if you;ve done nothing wrong, you've nothing to hide".Then my identity got used for illegal purposes, which wasn't fun, and damn near killed my career.
I could have been worse... Someone could have posted pictures of you naked or in an embarrasing postion on the internet... -
Re:*BSD is dying
Please post your wonderful article here so more people can benefit from reading it.
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Re:Oh for God's sake. . .
Ask Slashdot should be reserved for important things, like whether Go rulez more than Chess
Of course it does! Any idiot could tell you that, and if you submitted it to Ask Slashdot, plenty of them would!
- Re:Oh for God's sake... by Anonymous Joe (Score:1) Friday April 04, @12:49 AM
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Re:Oh for God's sake. . .
Ask Slashdot should be reserved for important things, like whether Go rulez more than Chess
Of course it does! Any idiot could tell you that, and if you submitted it to Ask Slashdot, plenty of them would!
- Re:Oh for God's sake... by Anonymous Joe (Score:1) Friday April 04, @12:49 AM
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Re:english rocks
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Re:FIX DA LINK!Sigh. I'd love to get a href, but where would I put it?
Well, one suggestion immediately springs to mind...
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Re:I love the google* words.
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
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FP???
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
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Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
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to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream...