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A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

I'll bet this guy moniters all his open ports!

WHY DO SOME SOCIETIES MAKE DISASTROUS DECISIONS?: JARED DIAMOND

Education is supposed to be about teachers imparting knowledge to students. As every teacher knows, though, if you have a good group of students, education is also about students imparting knowledge to their supposed teachers and challenging their assumptions. That's an experience that I've been through in the last couple of months, when for the first time in my academic career I gave a course to undergraduates, highly motivated UCLA undergraduates, on collapses of societies. Why is it that some societies in the past have collapsed while others have not? I was discussing famous collapses such as those of the Anasazi in the U.S. Southwest, Classic Maya civilization in the Yucatan, Easter Island society in the Pacific, Angkor Wat in southeast Asia, Great Zimbabwe in Africa, Fertile Crescent societies, and Harappan Indus Valley societies. These are all societies that we've realized, from archaeological discoveries in the last 20 years, hammered away at their own environments and destroyed themselves in part by undermining the environmental resources on which they depended.

For example, the Easter Islanders, Polynesian people, settled an island that was originally forested, and whose forests included the world's largest palm tree. The Easter Islanders gradually chopped down that forest to use the wood for canoes, firewood, transporting statues, raising statues, and carving and also to protect against soil erosion. Eventually they chopped down all the forests to the point where all the tree species were extinct, which meant that they ran out of canoes, they could no longer erect statues, there were no longer trees to protect the topsoil against erosion, and their society collapsed in an epidemic of cannibalism that left 90 percent of the islanders dead. The question that most intrigued my UCLA students was one that hadn't registered on me: how on Earth could a society make such an obviously disastrous decision as to cut down all the trees on which they depended? For example, my students wondered, what did the Easter Islanders say as they were cutting down the last palm tree? Were they saying, think of our jobs as loggers, not these trees? Were they saying, respect my private property rights? Surely the Easter Islanders, of all people, must have realized the consequences to them of destroying their own forest. It wasn't a subtle mistake. One wonders whether -- if there are still people left alive a hundred years from now -- people in the next century will be equally astonished about our blindness today as we are today about the blindness of the Easter Islanders.

This question, why societies make disastrous decisions and destroy themselves, is one that not only surprised my UCLA undergraduates, but also astonishes professional historians studying collapses of past societies. The most cited book on the subject of the collapse of societies is by the historian, Joseph Tainter. It's entitled The Collapse of Complex Societies. Joseph Tainter, in discussing ancient collapses, rejected the possibility that those collapses might be due to environmental management because it seemed so unlikely to him. Here's what Joseph Tainter said: "As it becomes apparent to the members or administrators of a complex society that a resource base is deteriorating, it seems most reasonable to assume that some rational steps are taken towards a resolution. With their administrative structure and their capacity to allocate labor and resources, dealing with adverse environmental conditions may be one of the things that complex societies do best. It is curious that they would collapse when faced with precisely those conditions that they are equipped to circumvent." Joseph Tainter concluded that the collapses of all these ancient societies couldn't possibly be due to environmental mismanagement, because they would never make these bad mistakes. Yet it's now clear that they did make these bad mistakes.

My UCLA undergraduates, and

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Yrs,
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but could it fly here?

It's a good read, and all. But no one here will read the whole thing. You just have to give them a stinger that will ruin the movie for all the turds that visit this site.

eg.

Trinity dies and leaves a burnt corpse: That's how the Matrix: Reloaded ends!

IS THAT THEO'S OWN LINUX CURNEL IS USED TO RUN LINUX APPS ON OPENBSD, SO OBVIOUSLY FREEBSD USERS ARE FAGS FOR USING AN INFERIOR IMPLEMENTATION!!!!!!
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'm off to get me some booty! what? oh. yarr! bounty it is!

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Warning, this is not about getting it from a goat

This is

emerge a goat cock up my ass

I believe this will answer all questions about life and existence. There is nothing more powerful than a man gaping his horrifically famous anus.

FP

a lot of carbon....

comes out of the this guy's ass!!

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ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
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occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|cccco
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cccca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/ _ _ _\c(_____>cc|_/ccccct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)AlphaSys__ ___>ccc/cc\ccccs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\FUCKS ASS!/c_/c/ccccc\ccce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
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accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
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xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
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Over the past few weeks, I've learned to look past AlphaSys The Noobie Dork's pestilential, power-drunk expositions. I've learned to look past some of the foul things AlphaSys The Noobie Dork has said. I've even learned to look past his attempts to make serious dialogue difficult or impossible. But I cannot stay silent about AlphaSys The Noobie Dork's incomprehensible and unforgivable audacity regarding a specific event that recently occurred. Wait! Before you dismiss me as disloyal, hear me out.

No matter how close he's come to making me turn to a life of crime, he won't be satisfied until he finds a way to waste hours and hours in fruitless conferences and meetings. Above all, it should scarcely seem questionable to anyone that he treats people as objects. For your information, if we take his sentiments to their logical conclusion, we see that by the end of the decade, he will create an ideological climate that will enable him to promote foul-mouthed ideologies, such as antipluralism.

Scary primates (like AlphaSys The Noobie Dork) are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, if history follows its course, it should be evident that the poisonous wine of Stalinism had been distilled long before AlphaSys The Noobie Dork entered the scene. AlphaSys The Noobie Dork is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. Judging by the generally misguided nature of AlphaSys The Noobie Dork's mercenaries, I can see that AlphaSys The Noobie Dork believes that he is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. He is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to AlphaSys The Noobie Dork is nepotism. Why? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: AlphaSys The Noobie Dork's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only self-aggrandizing answers, uncouth resolutions to conflicts.

I would like to put forth the possibility that he spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his holier-than-thou attitudes while ignoring the fact that I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of his hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. If sexist thieves r

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ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
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THEO WORKS HIS ASS OFF TO GIVE THE WORLD A FREE OS (WICH HAPPESN TO BE THE MOST SECURE, AS WELL) AND LEECHES LIKE YOU CAN ONLY SIT AND BITCH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. YOU"LL FEEL BETTER. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. YOULL JUST DO SOMETHING LAME LIKE GNU/TURD!!! LOLL
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LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

LET ME TRY:

This man is using the portability of mozilla to expand the popularity of ogg. He has even optomized the code to run 20x as fast on an AMD as he continues to fight Microsoft! This is what Linus has to say about the (w)hole thing!

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

69/M/Texas with nude picks

Lots and LOTS of ANAL SEX. Just lots and lots of it.

Oh, we weren't talking about OPEN SORES? My bad.

G o a t s e . c x !

G o a t s e . c x !

I used to use OpenOrifice.org but I got a virus.

You idiot this [goatse.cx] is The Giver. What you linked to is the Receiver. Dumbass.

You idiot this [goatse.cx] is The Giver. What you linked to is the Receiver. Dumbass.

You idiot this [goatse.cx] is The Giver. What you linked to is the Receiver. Dumbass.

...http://goatse.cx!

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You idiot this is The Giver. What you linked to is the Receiver. Dumbass.

Music to your anus?

Three Fourths of Slashdot users worship The Church of Goatse

I'm was a CEO, now I'm economically challenged. Please pay me a few bucks to whinge about my family so I can buy a handjob.

thnx!