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I'm sorry, you weren't the target audience then.
I salute you. Open -$ource Hippies still suck monkey balls.

The "Katz Candy" episode is on today. I'ld hate to see Jon Katz's candy.

yowza yowza

Dude, that rocks out. I give you full credit, a complementary nut-sack emptying, a goatse link, a free subway coupon for half price off a footlong sub, a rodney dangerfield thumbs up of approval, and lastly, a salute in my jay-z-based goatse signature. Goal!

g to the oatse
c to the izzex
fo shizzle my nizzle the way, what're you is the master of all troll responders.

oh yeah, the answers in case you are interested
1) Machinehead
2) Little Things
3) Let The Cables Sleep
4) Glycerine
5) Comedown

The only redeeming part of that last post was the plug for goatse, which is one of the most redeeming things in the world.

Troll on!

If I ever meet you, I will KICK YOUR ASS!

MS pwnz j00 Open -$ource hippies!

Plus one Insightful!
Wait, it's opposite day.
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Thank you and goodnight.

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audio in linux (Score:1)
by dcstimm on Sunday August 11, @04:40PM (#4051413)
(User #556797 Info)
he couldnt find a good audio mixer for linux, so he had to use windows shareware to create the audio in his games. Hopefully reborn 1.0 and audicity 1.0 will fix his problem..

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Re:audio in linux (Score:2)
by Bill Kendrick on Sunday August 11, @05:14PM (#4051551)
(User #19287 Info | http://www.newbreedsoftware.com/bill/)
Audacity [sourceforge.net] has been GREAT. I normally use random sounds I find on free sound archives on the 'net, but Audacity has been letting me create and tweak some of my own, original sound effects. It has a long way to go (it crashes on me sometimes, and there's not NEARLY enough filters and effects yet), but it's been #2 to The Gimp for me lately.

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Re:audio in linux (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:27PM (#4051608)
Try version 1.1 or compile from CVS and install some Ladspa plugins--I've got over 90 effects that do more things than I can shake a mixer at.

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Re:audio in linux (Score:1)
by dcstimm on Sunday August 11, @05:31PM (#4051619)
(User #556797 Info)
awesome, I cant wait to try it, I am compiling it now..

I spelt it wrong

Audacity not Audicity..

oppps!

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The Linux Game Market... (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @04:43PM (#4051430)
Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's funny.

Linux games are invariably shit. xbill is clearly the most advanced thing that a Lunix coder can come up with.

And the BEST thing about Linux games is... When you plug in your joypad, you have to recompile your entire fucking OS!

Nice one you IP-stealing yEncoded pedophilia faggots.

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Sad (Score:2, Insightful)
by Starship Trooper on Sunday August 11, @04:44PM (#4051434)
(User #523907 Info | http://www.geocities.com/tirnothy | Last Journal: Wednesday June 19, @11:41PM)
While browsing the LGames website [sf.net], and I noticed he prominently displays a "Legalise Marijuana" badge on his front page. This sort of puerile proselytising reflects badly both on the project and all Linux users, and I implore Mr. Speck to remove it. Regardless of your feelings about the drug war issue, a Linux games pages in not the place to raise it. What is the average Joe going to think when he searches for "linux games" on Google, comes to the lgames website, and is immediately assaulted with this image? When trying to get friends and coworkers to switch to Linux, by far the hardest hurdle I have to overcome is the stereotype of Linux users as freeloading, dirty, overzealous pigs who try to shove their dogma down the throats of anyone who talks to them. Things like Speck's shameless pot-promotion do little to help overcome this. I hope this post of mine will help him come to his senses.
--
If you like Apple, then please press your right mouse button.
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Re:Sad (Score:1)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @04:52PM (#4051464)
You're an adult, cope. If he want to put it there, he has every right - just like you have the right to have the same nick as a crap film and a website with one of those disgusting crossword puzzles on it (note for the humour-impared: that was sarcasm). If you can't cope with other people's views, perhaps you should get off the planet. (note for the humour-impared: that wasn't, that was serious).

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Re:Sad (Score:3, Insightful)
by Fourier on Sunday August 11, @04:53PM (#4051465)
(User #60719 Info | Last Journal: Saturday March 02, @04:06PM)
A "legalize marijuana" badge might be inappropriate on, say LinuxGames [linuxgames.com] or Happy Penguin [happypenguin.org]. But this is Michael's personal development page. He wrote all the games, he wrote the website. If he wants to lobby for something totally unrelated, that's his prerogative. Deal.

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Re:Sad (Score:1)
by garcia on Sunday August 11, @04:54PM (#4051470)
(User #6573 Info)
I really hope this is supposed to be some sort of humor.

Whether you support it or not, the legalization of marijuana has plenty of good support and should be done. The recent drop in priority in the UK and the legislation attempting to pass in many US states should show that the general masses care little or less about the "so called" harmful effects of marijuana.

We really need to have more medical usage of marijuana (anything is better than fucking Oxy and morphine -- if you have never seen an individual using either of these painkillers, you might want to then give marijuana a second look).

Bill

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Re:Sad (Score:2)
by zeno_2 on Sunday August 11, @04:57PM (#4051484)
(User #518291 Info)
Until then I will run LGames as a hobby of mine.
Id really say he can put anything he wants to up on his website that is showing off his 'hobby'. We really shouldn't let political correctness control the way we live, and especially control our hobbyist nature.

comes to the lgames website, and is immediately assaulted with this image?

I also find it amusing that you would be immediately assaulted by an image of a pot leaf. I didn't even notice it when I first went there, I had to go back and look after reading your post..

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mod parent down. (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @04:58PM (#4051487)
Then again it's his site, and he can put it on there if he wants to. The image is not offensive, and i had to look through the page twice to notice it. Personally i find pages that link to religious sites which try to convert people (or tell them they'll go to hell if they don't) far more offensive. It's a cultural thing - people in some countries would have a similar reaction to the idea of abortion being legalised.

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Re:mod parent down. (Score:2, Insightful)
by t0qer on Sunday August 11, @05:02PM (#4051499)
(User #230538 Info | http://www.kaillera....topic=1743&forum=5& 0 | Last Journal: Saturday August 10, @04:44PM)
How about we mod you down?

Even though I don't agree with the parent post (look at my name for petes sake) I think he pointed out something very interesting that made me go back and take a second look. Now we can have a nice thread amungsts us geeks about marijuana prohibition here on slash and I have the parent post to thank for that.

A comment should never be moderated down unless it's completely stupid.

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Mod parent down. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:05PM (#4051505)
A comment should never be moderated down unless it's completely stupid

The original comment was clearly a troll (Starship also participates in trolltalk), and is evident as such to anyone with any experience on Slashdot at all.

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Re:mod parent down. (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:07PM (#4051512)
Personally i find pages that link to religious sites which try to convert people (or tell them they'll go to hell if they don't) far more offensive.
I dunno, most potheads I've seen take raise their wonder-drug to the level of religion too.

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Uh...moderators? Do you know what a troll is? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:00PM (#4051493)
This is the prototypical example of a troll, and seeing moderators actually mod it up is a riot.

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Re:Uh...moderators? Do you know what a troll is? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:06PM (#4051507)
The poster is right.

This thing gives an impression of a website that is being run by a teenager who had smoked pot a lot and still does. This also gives the image of a teenager to his software. It would be much more appropriate for him to appear at a pro-pot website than to attach this theme to a linux/games/open-source website.

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Re:Sad (Score:2)
by t0qer on Sunday August 11, @05:08PM (#4051516)
(User #230538 Info | http://www.kaillera....topic=1743&forum=5& 0 | Last Journal: Saturday August 10, @04:44PM)
When trying to get friends and coworkers to switch to Linux, by far the hardest hurdle I have to overcome is the stereotype of Linux users as freeloading, dirty, overzealous pigs who try to shove their dogma down the throats of anyone who talks to them. Things like Speck's shameless pot-promotion do little to help overcome this. I hope this post of mine will help him come to his senses.

*Cough* *Cough*

passes Starship Trooper the bong.

When you have a picture of linus taking a bong rip or the tux penguin with a spliff in his mouth then you can start to worry. Last time I heard linux was being used to decode folding protiens and search for aliens, not marijuana promotion.

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Re:Sad (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:11PM (#4051541)
Perhaps marijuana has allowed Michael to do work for the good of people everywhere instead of criticizing people and beliefs you don't understand.

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Overrated (Score:1)
by thasmudyan (thasmudyan.gmx@net) on Sunday August 11, @05:12PM (#4051544)
(User #460603 Info | http://www.openrpg.org/)
1. It's his personal homepage, he can put on it whatever he wants.
2. It's a games page, it's not intended to be The Definitive Linux Reference Page For The Politically Correct.
3. This guy is from Germany. Smoking this stuff in moderate amounts is NOT EXACTLY ILLEGAL there!
4. Like many creative minds he likely consumes alcohol and pot. Face the fact, it's very common, even *gasp* in the U.S.! It only get's bad if it is illegal (see 4) or you bomb your brain out with this stuff (but then he wouldn't be able to code anymore).
So cool down, man. And anyway it's not as if the guy posted a large banner on his page saying "SMOKE LARGE AMOUNTS OF POT AND F*CK THE POLICE". He just posted a little picture of the plant on the bottom of his page!
OpenRPG [openrpg.org] - Roleplaying Games, a geek's idea of fun...
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This is SO a troll (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:16PM (#4051558)
Starship is very well KNOWN FOR POSTING TROLLS. The things he says are totally out of proportion, BUT HE MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED THE AUTOMATED POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PROGRAMM here on /. Mod this guy down FOR GODS sake or whatever you believe in!!! Score 5, I cannot believe this!!!! If only I had mod points now!

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Re:Sad (Score:1)
by RpiMatty1 on Sunday August 11, @05:23PM (#4051585)
(User #471296 Info)
By "prominently" do you mean at the very bottom of the site?
Its his site, he can put what he wants on there.

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You couldn't be more right (Score:3, Insightful)
by NightHwk on Sunday August 11, @05:29PM (#4051613)
(User #111982 Info)
I couldn't agree with you more. This really reflects poorly on the GNU project.

Linking Free Software with a subculture that funds terrorists should not be tolerated.
Marijuana causes loss of memory, exacerbates epileptic symptoms, and causes violent and irrational behaviour in people who use it habitually.

My friends cousin was killed in college in a car accident by a driver who had smoked marijuana. He was a top notch programmer in his senior year, and had contributed code to the XFree86 project and the GNU/netBSD kernel. I think his death is a strong mesage to open sources developers on what is morale and what is subversion of a wholesome U.S. culture.

-NightHawk

Tyranny =Gov. choosing how much power to give the People.
Freedom =People choosing how much power to give the Gov.

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:34PM (#4051628)
Ha, I couldnt wait till someone linked this _WITH TERRORISTS_, haha! What took you so long?

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:1)
by garcia on Sunday August 11, @05:35PM (#4051630)
(User #6573 Info)
I think you need to re-learn the facts.

In 1972, after reviewing the scientific evidence, the National Commission on Marihuana and Drug Abuse concluded that while marijuana was not entirely safe, its dangers had been grossly overstated. Since then, researchers have conducted thousands of studies of humans, animals, and cell cultures. None reveal any findings dramatically different from those described by the National Commission in 1972. In 1995, based on thirty years of scientific research, editors of the British medical journal Lancet concluded that 'the smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health.

Another obvious failure of DARE.

Bill

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:1)
by electricmonk (linuxcsbabe@yahoo.com) on Sunday August 11, @05:37PM (#4051638)
(User #169355 Info | http://slashdot.org/)
I think you need to re-learn the facts.
That is absolutely the most Orwellian thing that I've ever seen on this site. Why can't you self-righteous potheads just leave the rest of us alone and live your lives without trying to "reeducate" us and force your viewpoint down our throats?

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:1)
by garcia on Sunday August 11, @05:43PM (#4051650)
(User #6573 Info)
ok, so someone points out false information usually supplied by DARE or some other bullshit orgranization found on the principles of attempting to stop the "drug war". Yet I am the one that is a "self-righteous pothead" (note, I am not a pothead) trying to force MY viewpoint (note: this is fact, not a viewpoint).

Get real.

Bill

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Liberal Myth (Score:1)
by NightHwk on Sunday August 11, @05:55PM (#4051697)
(User #111982 Info)
The 1972 NCMDA study quote was long ago proven to be fraudulent. The NCMDA never made any such conclusions based on the BMJ findings. It is established in over a hundred lab studies that marijuana is a toxic substance.

The British Medical journal is a laughing stock of the psuedo/'New Age' science movement. My friends dead cousin and all the half brain dead stoners I see working in the food court are all the evidence I need to know that marijuana is a poison on our society.

-NightHawk

Tyranny =Gov. choosing how much power to give the People.
Freedom =People choosing how much power to give the Gov.

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:1)
by Anomolous Cow Herd on Sunday August 11, @05:56PM (#4051702)
(User #457746 Info | Last Journal: Tuesday July 02, @11:08PM)
Lancet? What in the world are you talking about? Why would you cite such a publication while trying to make a serious argument? Lancet is on level with The National Institute for Discovery Science [nidsci.org] in terms of credibility.
How about next time, you cite an honest-to-God academic publication [nejm.org] instead of your quasi-academic British pseudoscience.

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." - George Bush

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Re:You couldn't be more right (Score:1)
by JPriest on Sunday August 11, @05:45PM (#4051655)
(User #547211 Info | http://pocomail.com/)
subculture that funds terrorists
What percentage of marijuana is imported to the US from Islamic nations?

Now what percentage of petroleum is imported from those nations?

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Re:Sad (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 11, @05:32PM (#4051622)
I have to agree with you. This guy is very probably a terrorist too. Well known for smoking Marijuana, them. And won't somebody think about the kids for a moment! They'll be terrorists too if they see the pot plant on this communist's propaganda page!!!

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Re:Sad (Score:2)
by iCEBaLM (icebalm@[NOSPAM]bigfoot.com) on Sunday August 11, @05:46PM (#4051663)
(User #34905 Info | http://www.lucid.dyndns.org)
This sort of puerile proselytising reflects badly both on the project and all Linux users [...] When trying to get friends and coworkers to switch to Linux, by far the hardest hurdle I have to overcome is the stereotype of Linux users as freeloading, dirty, overzealous pigs who try to shove their dogma down the throats of anyone who talks to them.

Hrmm. Proselytizing you say? Show their own dogman down the throats of anyone who talks to them you say?

Perhaps you should practice what you preach?

-- iCEBaLM

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Re:Sad (Score:2)
by Nurf on Sunday August 11, @05:59PM (#4051717)
(User #11774 Info | http://www.mythral.org/~ray)
Oh get off your whiney soapbox and get a sense of perspective.

It's his website and he can prominently display whatever he likes. And yes, I support your right to prominently whine about it, but it won't make me think any better of you (or from pointing out your faults).

If I have friends that go over to linux, they will do it because its something that is useful to them. All the "legalise marijauna" stickers in the world won't change that.

Of course, this might be because my friends aren't whiney gits, and are quite happy to let other people do things their own way as long as they don't hurt others.

"Shameless pot-promotion"? What a wonderfully mealy mouthed way of implying that pot is wrong and so is promoting its legalisation. I don't do any recreational drugs but I support the right of people to do what they like as long as it doesn't adversely affect others.

I think your comment is far more harmful than Mr Speck's. At least he isn't trying to shut someone up. ie. He isn't trying to adversely affect others.

About the only censorship I find worthy is the suppression of suppression by mealy mouthed moral police that are convinced their way is the only "true" way to live.

Your assumption of some dubious moral high ground deserves to be put in its place. I hope you consider this reply a small step on the way to that goal.

I find it incredibly sad that some idiots actually moderated you up. Looks like people will never just live and let live.

-Nurf

-- OIC [mythral.org] - The open video codec for the masses.

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Goat Sex!

When you have a monopoly, you can do whatever you want. Believe me, if RedHat Linux was installed on the vast majority of desktops I'm sure RH'd do precisely the same thing.

Microsoft isn't deceitful. They're very upfront about throwing money at people.

Corporate America isn't about compassion. It's about money. Ever heard the quote "Money makes the world go 'round"?

Did you think that if the Nix workstations had been able to talk to each other about 10-12 years ago, Microsoft would not exist as it does today?

See, this Open -$ource bashing of MS evokes this PA strip.

I like that quote too.
Wow, looks like Microsoft has the means to do things like that. Can your leftist open source publishers afford to? Or will the cost of pressing the OS CDs bankrupt them.....
Also, you misspelled MS. Cease this retarded practice.

Perhaps if you were really as intelligent as you claim to be, you would realize that IQ tests have been revealed to be highly subjective and culturally biased. It is also extremely unlikely that an IQ test at birth would reveal any useful information about a baby's intelligence.

Another helpful clue about your personality is that despite you WRITE in ALL CAPS. Don't you REALIZE that WRITING IN ALL CAPS is like YELLING? Is your homepage GOATSE.CX?

P.S. I'm a TROLL. BITE me!

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Visit goatse.cx

BRING IT ON!!! EUROPE IS READY

Have a good weekend, and be sure to get your fill of goatse this Friday!

Bend over, Akio Morita's driving. Now you know why I hate Sony so much.

you spelled Open Source wrong, dude.
Actually, the best way to trick open source hackers is to somehow include homosexual references in the name and have anti-closed source crap in the press kit! For example, the SONY PS2 LINUX press kit(JPG format, scanned).

Weird, huh? See for yourself by clicking this link.

is this your Aunt Lilly?

The mystery is solved!

I asked about the effects of goatse, but nobody modded it up for it to be answered. Some democracy this is.

Yeah! That one that had the link to goatse in the comments? Or do you mean the one where I got fp?

Happy Monday from the AC Troll Squadron. We'll be back with more goatse and hot grits tomorrow, for your -1 viewing pleasure.

Board THIS up!

Heard this on the radio this morning at 8am. Fucking slashdot can't even keep up with shitty news like this.

Btw, Linux sucks

obviously you are new to the shrine of goatse. forget a honeypot, you could stick an entire apiary up there.

Believe me, I've been reading slashdot.org for years, enjoyed most of it and yet never achieved the same happiness I get from this goat.

Micro$ucks...Internet Exploiter...virii...Secret Police...


you are a fuckhead.

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this.AutoScaleBaseSize=newSystem.Drawing.Size(5,13 );this.ClientSize=newSystem.Drawing.Size(472,149);
this.Controls.AddRange(newSystem.Windows.Forms.Con trol[]{this.lbResult,
this.btnPost,this.btnOptions,
this.buttonCheck,this.labelNextCheck,
this.labelTime,this.label1,
this.linkURL});this.Icon=((System.Drawing.Icon)(re sources.GetObject("$this.Icon")));
this.MaximizeBox=false;this.Name="MainFrm";
this.StartPosition=System.Windows.Forms.FormStartP osition.CenterScreen;this.Text="SlashMan";
this.SizeChanged+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.Size Chang);((System.ComponentModel.ISupportInitialize) (this.theTimer)).EndInit();
this.ResumeLayout(false);}#endregion
[STAThread]staticvoidMain(){
Application.Run(newMainFrm());}privatevoidReadDB() {
try{dirBase=System.Diagnostics.Process.GetCurrentP rocess().MainModule.FileName;
dirBase=dirBase.Substring(0,dirBase.LastIndexOf("\ \"));System.IO.Directory.CreateDirectory(dirBase);
stringmdbFile="Provider=Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB.4.0;Da taSource="+dirBase+"\\Slashman.mdb";dbConn=newOleD bConnection(mdbFile);
dbTrollsAdapter=newOleDbDataAdapter();OleDbCommand dbInsert=newOleDbCommand("INSERTINTOtrolls(ID,Subj ect,Body)Values(?,?,?)",dbConn);
dbInsert.Parameters.Add("ID",OleDbType.Numeric,0," ID");dbInsert.Parameters.Add("Subject",OleDbType.V arChar,255,"Subject");
dbInsert.Parameters.Add("Body",OleDbType.Char,6553 5,"Body");OleDbCommanddbUpdate=newOleDbCommand("UP DATEtrollsSETSubject=?,Body=?WHEREID=?",dbConn);
dbUpdate.Parameters.Add("Subject",OleDbType.VarCha r,255,"Subject");dbUpdate.Parameters.Add("Body",Ol eDbType.Char,65535,"Body");
dbUpdate.Parameters.Add("ID",OleDbType.Numeric,0," ID");OleDbCommanddbDel=newOleDbCommand("DELETEFROM trollsWHEREID=?",dbConn);
dbDel.Parameters.Add(newOleDbParameter("ID",OleDbT ype.Numeric,0,"ID"));dbTrollsAdapter.InsertCommand =dbInsert;
dbTrollsAdapter.UpdateCommand=dbUpdate;dbTrollsAda pter.DeleteCommand=dbDel;
dbTrollsAdapter.SelectCommand=newOleDbCommand("SEL ECT*FROMtrolls",dbConn);dbContextAdapter=newOleDbD ataAdapter();
dbContextAdapter.SelectCommand=newOleDbCommand("SE LECT*FROMContext",dbConn);dbConn.Open();
trollSet=newSystem.Data.DataSet("trollset");trollT able=newDataTable("trolls");
dbTrollsAdapter.Fill(trollTable);trollSet.Tables.A dd(trollTable);
if(trollTable.Rows.Count==0){System.Windows.Forms. MessageBox.Show("Thetrollsdatabaseismissingorempty .");
thrownewSystem.Exception("Thetrollsdatabaseismissi ngorempty.");}contextSet=newSystem.Data.DataSet("c ontextset");
contextTable=newDataTable("Context");dbContextAdap ter.Fill(contextTable);
contextSet.Tables.Add(contextTable);this.Visible=t rue;
this.Update();}finally{
dbConn.Close();}}
privateboolSendMail(stringfrom,stringto,stringsubj ect,stringbody){try{
System.Web.Mail.MailMessagetheMail=newSystem.Web.M ail.MailMessage();theMail.From="your@email.com";
theMail.To=to;theMail.Subject=subject;
theMail.Body=body;theMail.BodyFormat=System.Web.Ma il.MailFormat.Text;
System.Web.Mail.SmtpMail.SmtpServer="your.server.c om";System.Web.Mail.SmtpMail.Send(theMail);
returntrue;}catch(Exceptione){
System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.Show(e.Message);re turnfalse;}
}privatevoidUpdateForm(){
this.labelTime.Text=latestTime;this.linkURL.Text=l atestStoryDisplay;}
privatestringGetTaggedText(stringfrom,stringtagBeg in,stringtagEnd){intbegin=from.IndexOf(tagBegin);
if(begin==-1)thrownewSystem.Exception("tagBeginnot found");stringretstr=from.Substring(begin+tagBegin .Length);
intend=retstr.IndexOf(tagEnd);if(end==-1)thrownewS ystem.Exception("tagEndnotfound");
returnretstr.Substring(0,end);}privatestringStripT ags(stringfrom){
stringret=from;intbegin=ret.IndexOf("");
while(begin=0){intend=ret.IndexOf("",begin);
if(end==-1)break;ret=ret.Remove(begin,(end-begin)+ 1);
begin=ret.IndexOf("");}returnret;}
privatestringGetHref(stringfrom){stringtagHref="AH REF=\"";
stringret=from;intbegin=ret.IndexOf(tagHref);
if(begin0)thrownewSystem.Exception("GetHreffailed( 1).");begin+=tagHref.Length;
intend=ret.IndexOf("\"",begin);if(end0)thrownewSys tem.Exception("GetHreffailed(2).");
ret=ret.Substring(begin,end-begin);if(!ret.StartsW ith("http:"))ret="http:"+ret;
returnret;}privatestringDoHttpPost(stringinURI,Sys tem.Collections.Specialized.NameValueCollectionval ues){
System.Net.WebClientcli=newSystem.Net.WebClient(); byte[]resp=cli.UploadValues(inURI,values);
returnSystem.Text.Encoding.ASCII.GetString(resp);} privatestringDoHttpGet(stringinURI){
System.Net.HttpWebRequestreq=(System.Net.HttpWebRe quest)System.Net.WebRequest.Create(inURI);req.Cook ieContainer=newSystem.Net.CookieContainer();
req.CookieContainer.Add(newSystem.Net.Cookie("user ",SlashCfg.userCookie,"/","slashdot.org"));System. Net.WebResponseresp=req.GetResponse();
System.IO.StreamReadersr=newSystem.IO.StreamReader (resp.GetResponseStream(),System.Text.Encoding.ASC II);returnsr.ReadToEnd();}
privatevoidPrePro(refstringtheData){theData=theDat a.Replace("AT-ATs Coming to a Forest Near You",latestStory);
theData=theData.Replace("191",selTroll.ToString()) ;theData=theData.Replace("198",trollTable.Rows.Cou nt.ToString());}
privatevoidUpdateStatus(stringstat){tIcon.Text=sta t;
labelNextCheck.Text=stat;labelNextCheck.Update();}
privatevoidPromptTrollData(outstringsubj,outstring body){subj="";
body="";GetTrollgt=newGetTroll(latestStory,latestU RL);
gt.ShowDialog(this);if(!gt.accepted)thrownewSystem .Exception("AbortedEntry");
subj=gt.thesubj;body=gt.thebody;
if((subj=="")||(body==""))thrownewSystem.Exception ("AbortedEntry");}privatevoidGetTrollData(outstrin gsubj,outstringbody){
inti=contextTable.Rows.Count;subj="";
body="";if(contextTroll){
for(i=0;icontextTable.Rows.Count;i++){if(latestSto ry.IndexOf(contextTable.Rows[i]["IfContain"].ToStr ing())=0){
intidx=(int)contextTable.Rows[i]["Post"];subj=trol lTable.Rows[idx-1]["Subject"].ToString();
body=trollTable.Rows[idx-1]["Body"].ToString();bre ak;}
}}if(i==contextTable.Rows.Count){
if(contextTrollOnly){thrownewSystem.Exception("Noc ontexttrollexistsforthispost.");}
preinctroll=SlashCfg.curTrollIndex;if(SlashCfg.cur Troll==0){
SlashCfg.curTrollIndex++;if(SlashCfg.curTrollIndex =trollTable.Rows.Count)SlashCfg.curTrollIndex=1;
selTroll=SlashCfg.curTrollIndex;}else{
selTroll=SlashCfg.curTroll;}if(selTroll=trollTable .Rows.Count){
thrownewSystem.Exception("Theselectedtrollisgreate rthanthenumberoftrollsinthetable.");}subj=trollTab le.Rows[selTroll]["Subject"].ToString();
body=trollTable.Rows[selTroll]["Body"].ToString(); }if(SlashCfg.appendPostfix){
body+="P"+SlashCfg.appendPosttext;}PrePro(refsubj) ;
PrePro(refbody);}privatevoidPostComment(){
/*stringxtheSubj,xtheBody;
GetTrollData(outxtheSubj,outxtheBody);System.Windo ws.Forms.MessageBox.Show(xtheBody,xtheSubj);
return;*/
if(isposting)return;isposting=true;
if(manualMode)PlaySound(Application.StartupPath+"\ \alert.wav",0,1);try{
stringtheSubj="",theBody="";if(!manualMode){
GetTrollData(outtheSubj,outtheBody);}UpdateStatus( "Readingcommentspage...");
stringpageText=DoHttpGet(latestURL);stringtagSID=" INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"sid\"VALUE=\"";
stringtagCID="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"cid\"VALU E=\"";stringtagPID="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"pid \"VALUE=\"";
stringtagKEY="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"formkey\" VALUE=\"";stringtagEND="\"";
stringSID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagSID,tagEND);st ringCID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagCID,tagEND);
stringPID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagPID,tagEND);st ringreplyPage=replyURL+"?";
replyPage+="sid="+SID+"&";replyPage+="pid="+PID+"& ";
replyPage+="cid="+CID+"&";replyPage+="op=Reply&mod e=flat&commentsort=0&threshold=-1";
UpdateStatus("RequestingReplyPage...");pageText=Do HttpGet(replyPage);
SID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagSID,tagEND);PID=GetT aggedText(pageText,tagPID,tagEND);
stringKEY=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagKEY,tagEND);Sy stem.Collections.Specialized.NameValueCollectionnv s=newSystem.Collections.Specialized.NameValueColle ction();
nvs.Add("sid",SID);nvs.Add("pid",PID);
nvs.Add("mode","flat");nvs.Add("startat","");
nvs.Add("threshold","-1");nvs.Add("commentsort","0 ");
nvs.Add("formkey",KEY);nvs.Add("rlogin","1");
nvs.Add("unickname",SlashCfg.username);nvs.Add("up asswd",SlashCfg.password);
nvs.Add("op","Submit");nvs.Add("posttype","1");
if(manualMode){PromptTrollData(outtheSubj,outtheBo dy);}
else{UpdateStatus("Waiting20seconds...");
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(21000);}nvs.Add("pos tersubj",theSubj);
nvs.Add("postercomment",theBody);pageText=DoHttpPo st(replyURL,nvs);
stringtagErrorResult="!--Errortype:--";stringtagPo stResult="FACE=\"arial,helvetica\"SIZE=\"4\"COLOR= \"#FFFFFF\"B";
stringtagPostResultEnd="/B";stringPostResult=GetTa ggedText(pageText,tagPostResult,tagPostResultEnd);
boolisOK=(pageText.IndexOf(tagErrorResult)==-1);if ((!isOK)&&(PostResult=="PostComment")){
try{PostResult=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagErrorResu lt,".");}catch{}
while((PostResult.Length0)&&((PostResult[0]32)||(P ostResult[0]127)))PostResult=PostResult.Substring( 1);}if(isOK){
CID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagCID,tagEND);lbResult .Text="PostedComment";
stringlink="http:}else{
lbResult.Text="ERROR:"+PostResult;}isposting=false ;}
catch(System.Exception){isposting=false;
throw;}UpdateStatus("PostComplete.");}
privatevoidTryRead(){if(trying)return;
trying=true;stringtagTitle=@"FACE=""arial,helvetic a""SIZE=""4""COLOR=""#FFFFFF""B";
stringtagTitleEnd="/B";stringtagUrl="PB(/B";
stringtagUrlEnd="BReadMore.../B";UpdateStatus("Che ckingNow...");
boolretryPost=false;try{
stringpagestr=DoHttpGet(mainURL);latestStory=Strip Tags(GetTaggedText(pagestr,tagTitle,tagTitleEnd));
latestStoryDisplay=latestStory;latestURL=GetHref(G etTaggedText(pagestr,tagUrl,tagUrlEnd));
latestURL+="&threshold=-1";latestTime=System.DateT ime.Now.ToString();
if((lastStory.Length0)&&(latestStory!=lastStory)){ PlayAlert();
PostComment();}}
catch(System.Exceptione){if(e.Message.IndexOf("(40 4)")0){
SlashCfg.curTrollIndex=preinctroll;retryPost=true; }
latestStoryDisplay=e.Message;latestURL="ERROR";
latestTime="ERROR";}if(retryPost==false){
lastStory=latestStory;nextCheck=DateTime.Now.AddSe conds(SlashCfg.checkIntervalMin+rand.Next(SlashCfg .checkIntervalMax-SlashCfg.checkIntervalMin));}
else{nextCheck=DateTime.Now.AddSeconds(5);}
UpdateForm();trying=false;}
privatevoidbuttonCheck_Click(objectsender,System.E ventArgse){TryRead();}
privatevoidOnFireTimer(objectsender,System.Timers. ElapsedEventArgse){if(trying)return;
if(isposting)return;if(DateTime.NownextCheck){
TryRead();}UpdateStatus("NextCheckin"+(int)((nextC heck-DateTime.Now).TotalSeconds)+"Seconds.");}
privatevoidNavigateLink(){try{System.Diagnostics.P rocess.Start(latestURL);}
catch{}}privatevoidPlayAlert()
{}privatevoidlinkURL_LinkClicked(objectsender,Syst em.Windows.Forms.LinkLabelLinkClickedEventArgse){
NavigateLink();}privatevoidbtnPost_Click(objectsen der,System.EventArgse){
if((latestURL==null)||(latestURL=="ERROR")||(lates tURL.Length==0)){System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.S how("Mustgetthepostfirst!(PressCheckNow)","Error", System.Windows.Forms.MessageBoxButtons.OK,System.W indows.Forms.MessageBoxIcon.Stop);
return;}try{
PostComment();}catch{}}
privatevoidbtnOptions_Click(objectsender,System.Ev entArgse){Slashman.OptionsFrmopts=newSlashman.Opti onsFrm();
opts.trollTable=trollTable;opts.ShowDialog(this);
if(opts.pressedOK){dbTrollsAdapter.Update(trollTab le);
trollTable.AcceptChanges();}else{
trollTable.RejectChanges();}}
privatevoidShowMe(){this.Visible=true;
this.Activate();this.WindowState=System.Windows.Fo rms.FormWindowState.Normal;}
privatevoidHideMe(){this.Visible=false;}
privatevoidmenuItem1_Click(objectsender,System.Eve ntArgse){ShowMe();}
privatevoidmenuItem2_Click(objectsender,System.Eve ntArgse){this.Close();}
privatevoidSizeChang(objectsender,System.EventArgs e){if(this.WindowState==System.Windows.Forms.FormW indowState.Minimized){
HideMe();}}
privatevoidDblClickTrayIcon(objectsender,System.Ev entArgse){ShowMe();}
}}

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Natalie Portman denounces hot grits
By: Hob Goblin
1 April, 2000

/ Troll News Bureau / - In a move that has astounded many loyal fans in the Troll Community, Natalie Portman denounced hot grits at a press conference earlier today. Apparently she became disgusted after an unidentified Troll offered to pour hot grits down her pants in exchange for one goblin, a bowl of oatmeal and three hours of monkey sex.

"Hot Grits are heavily contributing to the downfall of this society" Portman stated "and I can't stand this insanity anymore, something must be done to protect myself and people like me from these ruthless grits fiends." Supporters cheered as Portman left the podium.

Several groups protesting outside of the conference showed their disgust at Portman's comments by holding a grit party where wheelbarrows full of hot grits were waiting for anybody who cared to take the plunge. "Hot Grits are my life." one protester said as he poured another bowl down his shorts, "I can't live without them and I'm sick of everybody always complaining about them."

Legislation has been introduced into the House of Trollmasters that would restrict the act of grit pouring to people's homes, it is not expected to pass as most the Trollmasters are avid grits fans.

The Dissociated Press contributed to this report.

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crybaby hippies - this is my favorite type of response from you stupid open sores pukes. Lets see - this whole site is basically devoted to you bitching about companies trying to stop you from stealing their music, movies and software.
You cry everytime a library stops people from looking at kiddie porn. I never hear any of you sheep bleating that someone should "go get their own internet connection" to see tentacle rape sites, instead you scream that taxpayers must allow any of you pedophiles to annonymously go to the library to see pictures like this.
The mere mention of alleged censorship anywhere, regardless of ownership or legality, stirs this anally intrusive pack into frenzy, but try to step out of line on this site and you are immediately cast away.
Makes me glad most of you rarely leave your parent's basements.

Inside, that might be high-speed Wi-Fi. Outside, it might be a cellular service. The key is making it seamless so that the user never knows he's left one giver for another.

Inside, that might be high-speed Wi-Fi. Outside, it might be a cellular service. The key is making it seamless so that the user never knows he's left one giver for another.

Who's the fuckwit? Dude, take a blind guess at what GTSX stands for.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

The phrase is: "What's good for the goatse"

idiot.

In A.D. 2002
GoatWar was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Operator: Somebody set up us the Goat
Operator: We get Goat
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's Goat!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Goat are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to Goat
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats: Take off every 'Goat'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice

In A.D. 2002
GoatWar was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Operator: Somebody set up us the Goat
Operator: We get Goat
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's Goat!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Goat are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to Goat
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats: Take off every 'Goat'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice

In A.D. 2002
GoatWar was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Operator: Somebody set up us the Goat
Operator: We get Goat
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's Goat!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Goat are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to Goat
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats: Take off every 'Goat'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice

In A.D. 2002
GoatWar was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Operator: Somebody set up us the Goat
Operator: We get Goat
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's Goat!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Goat are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to Goat
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats: Take off every 'Goat'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice

In A.D. 2002
GoatWar was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Operator: Somebody set up us the Goat
Operator: We get Goat
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's Goat!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Goat are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to Goat
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats: Take off every 'Goat'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice