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Pissing Frost. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 11:59 · Score: -1, Troll · on Report From The Land of SFX

Piss

Phirst Poast
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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phirst poast phirst poast phirst poast phirst by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 09:41 · Score: -1, Troll · on On EBay: Shuttle Flight Deck Simulator

phirst poast phirst poast

Phirst Poast
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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phirst poast phirst poast phirst poast phirst by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 09:41 · Score: -1, Troll · on On EBay: Shuttle Flight Deck Simulator

phirst poast phirst poast

Phirst Poast
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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FUCKK OFF ASS POASTER by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 09:39 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Is Monitor Spanning Possible on an iBook?

DEATH to FAG MAC USERS. MOTOROLA MAKES LESS ON POWER PCS THAN INTEL'S EMPLOYEE PAYROLL, AND IT SHOWS FUCKERS.

PISS OFF ASS POASTER

Phirst Poast
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

FUCKK OFF ASS POASTER by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 09:39 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Is Monitor Spanning Possible on an iBook?

DEATH to FAG MAC USERS. MOTOROLA MAKES LESS ON POWER PCS THAN INTEL'S EMPLOYEE PAYROLL, AND IT SHOWS FUCKERS.

PISS OFF ASS POASTER

Phirst Poast
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

SILLY ASSES. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-21 04:04 · Score: 0 · on Restrictive Linking Policies & The Net

If you don't want to be linked to, don't put your stuff on the web.
And use open standards, too, dammit!
The web was built for the free sharing of information for the good of all. If you're to damn greedy to share, get the fuck out.

Stupid motherfuckers don't understand that's what the web's all about.

Re:Hey by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 16:32 · Score: 0 · on ICANN Recommends ISOC Run .org TLD

Here you go

Re:I really wish... by swv3752 · 2002-08-20 12:35 · Score: 1 · on TransGaming Ports 3 Kohan Titles to Linux

You must not have been on slashdot long. Otherwise you would not blindly follow links. I really advise you not to click on that. It was because of that link I learned to check the links at the bottom of the browser.

Re:eat more beef by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 07:33 · Score: -1, Troll · on Fully Endowed FW Olin College of Engineering Opens

This troll also sponsored by goatse. Visit your local goatse dealer today!

Look at this crap in my inbox by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 06:42 · Score: 0 · on Haiku vs Spam

Enlarge your penis!
This is a one-time mailing.
Click here to remove.

CLAIMED by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 04:43 · Score: -1, Troll · on Haiku vs Spam

This FP is claimed by a counter-faction to the CLiT, the Cadre of Logged Out Trolls, or CLoT. The CLoT will soon control the FP's on Slashdot, under a cover of darkness that will only strengthen us. Do not resist us, for that is futile. CLiT members! Check the "Post Anonymously" box on your reply page, and join us in this massive masquerade ball. Do not be worried, for the CLoT is still underwritten by goatse, so the common element of trolling is still there. Do not fear, because the power of goatse will still be the lowest common denominator of the Slashdot troll.
Power to the CLoT!

CLAIMED by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 04:43 · Score: -1, Troll · on Haiku vs Spam

This FP is claimed by a counter-faction to the CLiT, the Cadre of Logged Out Trolls, or CLoT. The CLoT will soon control the FP's on Slashdot, under a cover of darkness that will only strengthen us. Do not resist us, for that is futile. CLiT members! Check the "Post Anonymously" box on your reply page, and join us in this massive masquerade ball. Do not be worried, for the CLoT is still underwritten by goatse, so the common element of trolling is still there. Do not fear, because the power of goatse will still be the lowest common denominator of the Slashdot troll.
Power to the CLoT!

Just a reminder by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-20 01:19 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Turbolinux Sells Linux Business

That it's Troll Tuesday!

That means $3.49 footlong subs at Subway, and your fill of goatse!

Re:I'm lucky here in FL... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-19 14:32 · Score: -1, Troll · on Algebra As A Gateway Subject

Can you compute the circumference of this with all your fancy alegriabras?

WARNING! PARENT IS A HOMOSEXUAL LINUX FAGIT by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-19 09:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Watercooling Made Easy

Because information wants to be free.

Would you please by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-19 08:57 · Score: -1, Troll · on Watercooling Made Easy

water cool my ASS!

It hurts!

SP by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-19 01:38 · Score: -1, Troll · on Perl 6 Compiler for Parrot Out

SP

Fourth post? by Lord+High+Troll · 2002-08-18 15:13 · Score: -1 · on NYC Law Aims To Ban Cell Phones In Theatres

I had to run my mouth before I logged in. Damn your two minute ban! Kiss this!

fp by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-18 06:19 · Score: -1, Troll · on Amateur Quest For Lychrel Numbers

fp
Sean Reed is gay!

A similar lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-18 04:52 · Score: -1, Troll · on Intel, OEMs Face Lawsuit For Megahertz Marketing

I'm suing anyone who refers to niggers as "african americans" because everyone knows they're just niggers. Lousy nigger trash doesn't deserve to be called "african american." See this article for more information.

Phirst Poast Phirst Poast by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-18 00:47 · Score: -1, Troll · on Support Your Local ... DNUG?

Phirst Poast

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Phirst Poast Phirst Poast by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-18 00:47 · Score: -1, Troll · on Support Your Local ... DNUG?

Phirst Poast

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-17 10:47 · Score: 1, Funny · on Five PVR Users Allowed To Join Replay Court Fight

Hollywood can put its commercials here.

Go at Goooate by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-17 09:21 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Three Major Linux Distributions Certified LSB Compliant

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Go at Goooate by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-17 09:21 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Three Major Linux Distributions Certified LSB Compliant

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Re:Signs by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-17 09:03 · Score: -1, Troll · on FBI Warns Companies About Wireless Warchalking

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc* gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc* gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Re:Signs by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-17 09:03 · Score: -1, Troll · on FBI Warns Companies About Wireless Warchalking

MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!

1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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Slander !!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-16 08:57 · Score: 0 · on LWCE Wrapup

Please don't slander me like that, I will have to sue you if you do.

Thanks,

The Goatse.cx Troll

Re:Portable MP3 player? by jrs+1 · 2002-08-15 14:26 · Score: 1 · on Portable MP3 Player w/ Unix Support?

sorry - the link was broken. this is the real one

First goatse post by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-15 06:48 · Score: -1, Troll · on New DOOM III Shots

gotcha! visit goatse.

Re:What is Linux? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-15 06:43 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on OSNews on the LinuxWorld Exhibition Floor

I think he's a troll and was doing what trolls do best. For more information on trolls, please check out this web site.

Excuse me, Sir? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-15 01:24 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Hacking as Scholarship

Did you say ass?

Re:Portable MP3 player? by jrs+1 · 2002-08-14 14:22 · Score: 0, Troll · on Portable MP3 Player w/ Unix Support?

there's the oggster from unet-ava and it plays from an ibm microdrive. i think it supports linux, or rather linux can support it.

Re:Portable MP3 player? by jrs+1 · 2002-08-14 14:22 · Score: 0, Troll · on Portable MP3 Player w/ Unix Support?

there's the oggster from unet-ava and it plays from an ibm microdrive. i think it supports linux, or rather linux can support it.

http://goatse.cx/ by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-14 11:04 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo

http://goatse.cx/

Somebody sucks huge elephantiasis infected nuts! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-14 11:01 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo

And that someone is YOU!

Correct URL by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-14 07:51 · Score: 0 · on Danger Device Reviewed

Getting a 404? The article is here:

Shrink wraped post by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-14 05:52 · Score: -1, Troll · on Shrinkwrapped Books

By reading this post, you agree not to reply, moderate or delete this post.

The goatse, by the mr seaex!

Goatse Choice by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-14 00:49 · Score: 0 · on "Software Choice" Campaigns Against Open Source

Why open anus when you can have an open pussy instead Just remember what happens

I am suffering... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 22:16 · Score: -1, Troll · on Wireless Control of PowerPoint from Zaurus?

from an anal yeast infection.

Only Linux.. by Reikk · 2002-08-13 13:35 · Score: -1 · on Linux Kernel Module For Nintendo Powerglove

Could ruin classic nintendo hardware. Anyways, improved schematics can be found here.

C# Sourcecode for Slashdot Troll Bot!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 11:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost?

C# Sourcecode for Slashdot Troll Bot!!!

Published under the TPL (Trolling Public License)

usingSystem; usingSystem.Drawing; usingSystem.Co llections; usingSystem.ComponentModel; usingSyst em.Windows.Forms; usingSystem.Data; usingSystem. Data.OleDb; usingSystem.Runtime.InteropServices;n amespaceSlashman{ publicclassMainFrm:System.Windo ws.Forms.Form{[DllImport("winmm.dll")] publicstat icexternlongPlaySound(Stringlpszname,longhModule,l ongdwFlags);privateboolmanualMode=false; privateb oolcontextTroll=false;privateboolcontextTrollOnly= false; privatestringlatestStory="";privatestringl atestStoryDisplay=""; privatestringlatestURL="";p rivatestringlatestTime=""; privatestringlastStory ="";privateintselTroll=1; privateSystem.Randomran d=newSystem.Random();privateDateTimenextCheck=Syst em.DateTime.Now+System.TimeSpan.FromSeconds(6); p rivateSystem.Windows.Forms.Labellabel1;privateSyst em.Windows.Forms.LinkLabellinkURL; privateSystem. Windows.Forms.LabellabelTime;privateSystem.Windows .Forms.ButtonbuttonCheck; privatebooltrying=false ;privateSystem.Timers.TimertheTimer; privateSyste m.Windows.Forms.LabellabelNextCheck;privatestringm ainURL="http:privatestringreplyURL="http:privateSy stem.Data.DataTabletrollTable; privateSystem.Data .DataSettrollSet;privateSystem.Data.DataTableconte xtTable; privateSystem.Data.DataSetcontextSet;pri vateSystem.Windows.Forms.ButtonbtnPost; privatebo olisposting=false;privateintpreinctroll=0; privat estringdirBase="";privateSystem.Windows.Forms.Butt onbtnOptions; privateSystem.Windows.Forms.Context MenutrayMenu;privateSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItemm enuItem1; privateSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItemmen uItem2;privateSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItemmenuIte m3; protectedSystem.Windows.Forms.NotifyIcontIcon ;privateSystem.ComponentModel.IContainercomponents ; privateOleDbConnectiondbConn;privateOleDbDataAd apterdbTrollsAdapter; privateSystem.Windows.Forms .LabellbResult;privateOleDbDataAdapterdbContextAda pter; publicMainFrm(){InitializeComponent(); SlashCfg.SetDefaults();ReadDB();} protectedover ri devoidDispose(booldisposing){if(disposing){ if(co mponents!=null){components.Dispose();} }base.Disp ose(disposing);} #regionWindowsFormDesignergenera tedcodeprivatevoidInitializeComponent(){ this.com ponents=newSystem.ComponentModel.Container();Syste m.Resources.ResourceManagerresources=newSystem.Res ources.ResourceManager(typeof(MainFrm)); this.lin kURL=newSystem.Windows.Forms.LinkLabel();this.labe l1=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Label(); this.labelTim e=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Label();this.labelNextCh eck=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Label(); this.buttonC heck=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Button();this.theTime r=newSystem.Timers.Timer(); this.btnOptions=newSy stem.Windows.Forms.Button();this.btnPost=newSystem .Windows.Forms.Button(); this.tIcon=newSystem.Win dows.Forms.NotifyIcon(this.components);this.trayMe nu=newSystem.Windows.Forms.ContextMenu(); this.me nuItem1=newSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItem();this.me nuItem3=newSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItem(); this. menuItem2=newSystem.Windows.Forms.MenuItem();this. lbResult=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Label(); ((Syste m.ComponentModel.ISupportInitialize)(this.theTimer )).BeginInit();this.SuspendLayout(); this.linkURL .Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point(16,48);this.link URL.Name="linkURL"; this.linkURL.Size=newSystem.D rawing.Size(432,23);this.linkURL.TabIndex=0; this .linkURL.LinkClicked+=newSystem.Windows.Forms.Link LabelLinkClickedEventHandler(this.linkURL_LinkClic ked);this.label1.Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point( 16,16); this.label1.Name="label1";this.label1.Siz e=newSystem.Drawing.Size(80,23); this.label1.TabI ndex=1;this.label1.Text="LastCheck:"; this.labelT ime.Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point(104,16);this. labelTime.Name="labelTime"; this.labelTime.Size=n ewSystem.Drawing.Size(128,23);this.labelTime.TabIn dex=2; this.labelTime.Text="00:00";this.labelNext Check.Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point(240,16); t his.labelNextCheck.Name="labelNextCheck";this.labe lNextCheck.Size=newSystem.Drawing.Size(208,23); t his.labelNextCheck.TabIndex=3;this.labelNextCheck. Text="NextCheckin0Seconds"; this.buttonCheck.Loca tion=newSystem.Drawing.Point(376,120);this.buttonC heck.Name="buttonCheck"; this.buttonCheck.TabInde x=4;this.buttonCheck.Text="CheckNow"; this.button Check.Click+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.buttonChe ck_Click);this.theTimer.Enabled=true; this.theTim er.Interval=1000;this.theTimer.SynchronizingObject =this; this.theTimer.Elapsed+=newSystem.Timers.El apsedEventHandler(this.OnFireTimer);this.btnOption s.Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point(200,120); this .btnOptions.Name="btnOptions";this.btnOptions.TabI ndex=5; this.btnOptions.Text="Options";this.btnOp tions.Click+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.btnOption s_Click); this.btnPost.Location=newSystem.Drawing .Point(288,120);this.btnPost.Name="btnPost"; this .btnPost.TabIndex=7;this.btnPost.Text="PostNow"; this.btnPost.Click+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.bt nPost_Click);this.tIcon.ContextMenu=this.trayMenu; this.tIcon.Icon=((System.Drawing.Icon)(resources .GetObject("tIcon.Icon")));this.tIcon.Text="SlashM an"; this.tIcon.Visible=true;this.tIcon.DoubleCli ck+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.DblClickTrayIcon); this.trayMenu.MenuItems.AddRange(newSystem.Windo ws.Forms.MenuItem[]{this.menuItem1, this.menuItem 3,this.menuItem2}); this.menuItem1.DefaultItem=tr ue;this.menuItem1.Index=0; this.menuItem1.Text="O pen...";this.menuItem1.Click+=newSystem.EventHandl er(this.menuItem1_Click); this.menuItem3.Index=1; this.menuItem3.Text="-"; this.menuItem2.Index=2;t his.menuItem2.Text="Exit"; this.menuItem2.Click+= newSystem.EventHandler(this.menuItem2_Click);this. lbResult.Location=newSystem.Drawing.Point(16,80); this.lbResult.Name="lbResult";this.lbResult.Size= newSystem.Drawing.Size(432,23); this.lbResult.Tab Index=8;this.lbResult.Text="LastResult:None"; thi s.AutoScaleBaseSize=newSystem.Drawing.Size(5,13);t his.ClientSize=newSystem.Drawing.Size(472,149); t his.Controls.AddRange(newSystem.Windows.Forms.Cont rol[]{this.lbResult, this.btnPost,this.btnOptions , this.buttonCheck,this.labelNextCheck, this.lab elTime,this.label1, this.linkURL});this.Icon=((Sy stem.Drawing.Icon)(resources.GetObject("$this.Icon "))); this.MaximizeBox=false;this.Name="MainFrm"; this.StartPosition=System.Windows.Forms.FormStar tPosition.CenterScreen;this.Text="SlashMan"; this .SizeChanged+=newSystem.EventHandler(this.SizeChan g);((System.ComponentModel.ISupportInitialize)(thi s.theTimer)).EndInit(); this.ResumeLayout(false); }#endregion [STAThread]staticvoidMain(){ Applica tion.Run(newMainFrm());}privatevoidReadDB(){ try{ dirBase=System.Diagnostics.Process.GetCurrentProce ss().MainModule.FileName; dirBase=dirBase.Substri ng(0,dirBase.LastIndexOf("\\"));System.IO.Director y.CreateDirectory(dirBase); stringmdbFile="Provid er=Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB.4.0;DataSource="+dirBase+"\ \Slashman.mdb";dbConn=newOleDbConnection(mdbFile); dbTrollsAdapter=newOleDbDataAdapter();OleDbComma nddbInsert=newOleDbCommand("INSERTINTOtrolls(ID,Su bject,Body)Values(?,?,?)",dbConn); dbInsert.Param eters.Add("ID",OleDbType.Numeric,0,"ID");dbInsert. Parameters.Add("Subject",OleDbType.VarChar,255,"Su bject"); dbInsert.Parameters.Add("Body",OleDbType .Char,65535,"Body");OleDbCommanddbUpdate=newOleDbC ommand("UPDATEtrollsSETSubject=?,Body=?WHEREID=?", dbConn); dbUpdate.Parameters.Add("Subject",OleDbT ype.VarChar,255,"Subject");dbUpdate.Parameters.Add ("Body",OleDbType.Char,65535,"Body"); dbUpdate.Pa rameters.Add("ID",OleDbType.Numeric,0,"ID");OleDbC ommanddbDel=newOleDbCommand("DELETEFROMtrollsWHERE ID=?",dbConn); dbDel.Parameters.Add(newOleDbParam eter("ID",OleDbType.Numeric,0,"ID"));dbTrollsAdapt er.InsertCommand=dbInsert; dbTrollsAdapter.Update Command=dbUpdate;dbTrollsAdapter.DeleteCommand=dbD el; dbTrollsAdapter.SelectCommand=newOleDbCommand ("SELECT*FROMtrolls",dbConn);dbContextAdapter=newO leDbDataAdapter(); dbContextAdapter.SelectCommand =newOleDbCommand("SELECT*FROMContext",dbConn);dbCo nn.Open(); trollSet=newSystem.Data.DataSet("troll set");trollTable=newDataTable("trolls"); dbTrolls Adapter.Fill(trollTable);trollSet.Tables.Add(troll Table); if(trollTable.Rows.Count==0){System.Windo ws.Forms.MessageBox.Show("Thetrollsdatabaseismissi ngorempty."); thrownewSystem.Exception("Thetrolls databaseismissingorempty.");}contextSet=newSystem. Data.DataSet("contextset"); contextTable=newDataT able("Context");dbContextAdapter.Fill(contextTable ); contextSet.Tables.Add(contextTable);this.Visib le=true; this.Update();}finally{ dbConn.Close(); }} privateboolSendMail(stringfrom,stringto,string subject,stringbody){try{ System.Web.Mail.MailMess agetheMail=newSystem.Web.Mail.MailMessage();theMai l.From="your@email.com"; theMail.To=to;theMail.Su bject=subject; theMail.Body=body;theMail.BodyForm at=System.Web.Mail.MailFormat.Text; System.Web.Ma il.SmtpMail.SmtpServer="your.server.com";System.We b.Mail.SmtpMail.Send(theMail); returntrue;}catch( Exceptione){ System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.Show (e.Message);returnfalse;} }privatevoidUpdateForm( ){ this.labelTime.Text=latestTime;this.linkURL.Te xt=latestStoryDisplay;} privatestringGetTaggedTex t(stringfrom,stringtagBegin,stringtagEnd){intbegin =from.IndexOf(tagBegin); if(begin==-1)thrownewSys tem.Exception("tagBeginnotfound");stringretstr=fro m.Substring(begin+tagBegin.Length); intend=retstr .IndexOf(tagEnd);if(end==-1)thrownewSystem.Excepti on("tagEndnotfound"); returnretstr.Substring(0,en d);}privatestringStripTags(stringfrom){ stringret =from;intbegin=ret.IndexOf(""); while(begin=0){in tend=ret.IndexOf("",begin); if(end==-1)break;ret= ret.Remove(begin,(end-begin)+1); begin=ret.IndexO f("");}returnret;} privatestringGetHref(stringfro m){stringtagHref="AHREF=\""; stringret=from;intbe gin=ret.IndexOf(tagHref); if(begin0)thrownewSyste m.Exception("GetHreffailed(1).");begin+=tagHref.Le ngth; intend=ret.IndexOf("\"",begin);if(end0)thro wnewSystem.Exception("GetHreffailed(2)."); ret=re t.Substring(begin,end-begin);if(!ret.StartsWith("h ttp:"))ret="http:"+ret; returnret;}privatestringD oHttpPost(stringinURI,System.Collections.Specializ ed.NameValueCollectionvalues){ System.Net.WebClie ntcli=newSystem.Net.WebClient();byte[]resp=cli.Upl oadValues(inURI,values); returnSystem.Text.Encodi ng.ASCII.GetString(resp);}privatestringDoHttpGet(s tringinURI){ System.Net.HttpWebRequestreq=(System .Net.HttpWebRequest)System.Net.WebRequest.Create(i nURI);req.CookieContainer=newSystem.Net.CookieCont ainer(); req.CookieContainer.Add(newSystem.Net.Co okie("user",SlashCfg.userCookie,"/","slashdot.org" ));System.Net.WebResponseresp=req.GetResponse(); System.IO.StreamReadersr=newSystem.IO.StreamReader (resp.GetResponseStream(),System.Text.Encoding.ASC II);returnsr.ReadToEnd();} privatevoidPrePro(refs tringtheData){theData=theData.Replace("Ask Slashdot: Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost?",latestStory); theData=theData.Replace("191 ",selTroll.ToString());theData=theData.Replace("19 8",trollTable.Rows.Count.ToString());} privatevoi dUpdateStatus(stringstat){tIcon.Text=stat; labelN extCheck.Text=stat;labelNextCheck.Update();} priv atevoidPromptTrollData(outstringsubj,outstringbody ){subj=""; body="";GetTrollgt=newGetTroll(latestS tory,latestURL); gt.ShowDialog(this);if(!gt.accep ted)thrownewSystem.Exception("AbortedEntry"); sub j=gt.thesubj;body=gt.thebody; if((subj=="")||(bod y==""))thrownewSystem.Exception("AbortedEntry");}p rivatevoidGetTrollData(outstringsubj,outstringbody ){ inti=contextTable.Rows.Count;subj=""; body="" ;if(contextTroll){ for(i=0;icontextTable.Rows.Cou nt;i++){if(latestStory.IndexOf(contextTable.Rows[i ]["IfContain"].ToString())=0){ intidx=(int)contex tTable.Rows[i]["Post"];subj=trollTable.Rows[idx-1] ["Subject"].ToString(); body=trollTable.Rows[idx- 1]["Body"].ToString();break;} }}if(i==contextTabl e.Rows.Count){ if(contextTrollOnly){thrownewSyste m.Exception("Nocontexttrollexistsforthispost.");} preinctroll=SlashCfg.curTrollIndex;if(SlashCfg.cu rTroll==0){ SlashCfg.curTrollIndex++;if(SlashCfg. curTrollIndex=trollTable.Rows.Count)SlashCfg.curTr ollIndex=1; selTroll=SlashCfg.curTrollIndex;}else { selTroll=SlashCfg.curTroll;}if(selTroll=trollTa ble.Rows.Count){ thrownewSystem.Exception("Thesel ectedtrollisgreaterthanthenumberoftrollsinthetable .");}subj=trollTable.Rows[selTroll]["Subject"].ToS tring(); body=trollTable.Rows[selTroll]["Body"].T oString();}if(SlashCfg.appendPostfix){ body+="P"+ SlashCfg.appendPosttext;}PrePro(refsubj); PrePro( refbody);}privatevoidPostComment(){ /*stringxtheS ubj,xtheBody; GetTrollData(outxtheSubj,outxtheBod y);System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.Show(xtheBody,x theSubj); return;*/ if(isposting)return;ispostin g=true; if(manualMode)PlaySound(Application.Start upPath+"\\alert.wav",0,1);try{ stringtheSubj="",t heBody="";if(!manualMode){ GetTrollData(outtheSub j,outtheBody);}UpdateStatus("Readingcommentspage.. ."); stringpageText=DoHttpGet(latestURL);stringta gSID="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"sid\"VALUE=\""; stringtagCID="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"cid\"VALU E=\"";stringtagPID="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NAME=\"pid \"VALUE=\""; stringtagKEY="INPUTTYPE=\"HIDDEN\"NA ME=\"formkey\"VALUE=\"";stringtagEND="\""; string SID=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagSID,tagEND);stringCI D=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagCID,tagEND); stringPI D=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagPID,tagEND);stringrepl yPage=replyURL+"?"; replyPage+="sid="+SID+"&";rep lyPage+="pid="+PID+"&"; replyPage+="cid="+CID+"&" ;replyPage+="op=Reply&mode=flat&commentsort=0&thre shold=-1"; UpdateStatus("RequestingReplyPage...") ;pageText=DoHttpGet(replyPage); SID=GetTaggedText (pageText,tagSID,tagEND);PID=GetTaggedText(pageTex t,tagPID,tagEND); stringKEY=GetTaggedText(pageTex t,tagKEY,tagEND);System.Collections.Specialized.Na meValueCollectionnvs=newSystem.Collections.Special ized.NameValueCollection(); nvs.Add("sid",SID);nv s.Add("pid",PID); nvs.Add("mode","flat");nvs.Add( "startat",""); nvs.Add("threshold","-1");nvs.Add( "commentsort","0"); nvs.Add("formkey",KEY);nvs.Ad d("rlogin","1"); nvs.Add("unickname",SlashCfg.use rname);nvs.Add("upasswd",SlashCfg.password); nvs. Add("op","Submit");nvs.Add("posttype","1"); if(ma nualMode){PromptTrollData(outtheSubj,outtheBody);} else{UpdateStatus("Waiting20seconds..."); Syste m.Threading.Thread.Sleep(21000);}nvs.Add("postersu bj",theSubj); nvs.Add("postercomment",theBody);pa geText=DoHttpPost(replyURL,nvs); stringtagErrorRe sult="!--Errortype:--";stringtagPostResult="FACE=\ "arial,helvetica\"SIZE=\"4\"COLOR=\"#FFFFFF\"B"; stringtagPostResultEnd="/B";stringPostResult=GetTa ggedText(pageText,tagPostResult,tagPostResultEnd); boolisOK=(pageText.IndexOf(tagErrorResult)==-1); if((!isOK)&&(PostResult=="PostComment")){ try{Pos tResult=GetTaggedText(pageText,tagErrorResult,".") ;}catch{} while((PostResult.Length0)&&((PostResul t[0]32)||(PostResult[0]127)))PostResult=PostResult .Substring(1);}if(isOK){ CID=GetTaggedText(pageTe xt,tagCID,tagEND);lbResult.Text="PostedComment"; stringlink="http:}else{ lbResult.Text="ERROR:"+Po stResult;}isposting=false;} catch(System.Exceptio n){isposting=false; throw;}UpdateStatus("PostComp lete.");} privatevoidTryRead(){if(trying)return; trying=true;stringtagTitle=@"FACE=""arial,helveti ca""SIZE=""4""COLOR=""#FFFFFF""B"; stringtagTitle End="/B";stringtagUrl="PB(/B"; stringtagUrlEnd="B ReadMore.../B";UpdateStatus("CheckingNow..."); bo olretryPost=false;try{ stringpagestr=DoHttpGet(ma inURL);latestStory=StripTags(GetTaggedText(pagestr ,tagTitle,tagTitleEnd)); latestStoryDisplay=lates tStory;latestURL=GetHref(GetTaggedText(pagestr,tag Url,tagUrlEnd)); latestURL+="&threshold=-1";lates tTime=System.DateTime.Now.ToString(); if((lastSto ry.Length0)&&(latestStory!=lastStory)){PlayAlert() ; PostComment();}} catch(System.Exceptione){if(e .Message.IndexOf("(404)")0){ SlashCfg.curTrollInd ex=preinctroll;retryPost=true;} latestStoryDispla y=e.Message;latestURL="ERROR"; latestTime="ERROR" ;}if(retryPost==false){ lastStory=latestStory;nex tCheck=DateTime.Now.AddSeconds(SlashCfg.checkInter valMin+rand.Next(SlashCfg.checkIntervalMax-SlashCf g.checkIntervalMin));} else{nextCheck=DateTime.No w.AddSeconds(5);} UpdateForm();trying=false;} pr ivatevoidbuttonCheck_Click(objectsender,System.Eve ntArgse){TryRead();} privatevoidOnFireTimer(objec tsender,System.Timers.ElapsedEventArgse){if(trying )return; if(isposting)return;if(DateTime.NownextC heck){ TryRead();}UpdateStatus("NextCheckin"+(int )((nextCheck-DateTime.Now).TotalSeconds)+"Seconds. ");} privatevoidNavigateLink(){try{System.Diagnos tics.Process.Start(latestURL);} catch{}}privatevo idPlayAlert() {}privatevoidlinkURL_LinkClicked(ob jectsender,System.Windows.Forms.LinkLabelLinkClick edEventArgse){ NavigateLink();}privatevoidbtnPost _Click(objectsender,System.EventArgse){ if((lates tURL==null)||(latestURL=="ERROR")||(latestURL.Leng th==0)){System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.Show("Must getthepostfirst!(PressCheckNow)","Error",System.Wi ndows.Forms.MessageBoxButtons.OK,System.Windows.Fo rms.MessageBoxIcon.Stop); return;}try{ PostComme nt();}catch{}} privatevoidbtnOptions_Click(object sender,System.EventArgse){Slashman.OptionsFrmopts= newSlashman.OptionsFrm(); opts.trollTable=trollTa ble;opts.ShowDialog(this); if(opts.pressedOK){dbT rollsAdapter.Update(trollTable); trollTable.Accep tChanges();}else{ trollTable.RejectChanges();}} privatevoidShowMe(){this.Visible=true; this.Activ ate();this.WindowState=System.Windows.Forms.FormWi ndowState.Normal;} privatevoidHideMe(){this.Visib le=false;} privatevoidmenuItem1_Click(objectsende r,System.EventArgse){ShowMe();} privatevoidmenuIt em2_Click(objectsender,System.EventArgse){this.Clo se();} privatevoidSizeChang(objectsender,System.E ventArgse){if(this.WindowState==System.Windows.For ms.FormWindowState.Minimized){ HideMe();}} priva tevoidDblClickTrayIcon(objectsender,System.EventAr gse){ShowMe();} }}

Please look into the technology by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 08:49 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on The Technology Behind ID's Games

inside of my ASS!

Re:Thanks for your comment. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 08:34 · Score: 0 · on Linux Video Editor Cinelerra 1.0 Released

You're Seymour. You have big hair, and enjoy torturing aeons. You feel you should be worshipped. You like to take whatever you want, whenever you want, as there's no one who's going to stop you anyways. Many think of you as a....well, the term "rat bastard" comes to mind.

Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test.

Re:As reported on the register. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 08:01 · Score: 0 · on Godzilla Getting Ready to Stomp Mozilla?

You've handed me my ass, but haven't given me the source to the changes you've made.

ok, here is the source.

Re:I'm just waiting... by Geekboy(Wizard) · 2002-08-13 04:49 · Score: 2 · on Linuxworld Fun

I think you're thinking of the goatse.cx guy.

Re:CLAIMED by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 04:49 · Score: 0 · on Going Up?

Railroad Tycoon was better.

Wow, I just took such a huge after-lunch dump, that I am considering putting in an application to be the new goatse guy.

[y2kbugs bunny] WORST POST! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-13 00:21 · Score: -1, Troll · on Endocrine Disruptors in the Environment

Linux sucks ass!

All you Open Source Hippies, suck a dick please! Thank you!
THE CLIT IS GREAT!!11

SLASHDOT POSTER CAUGHT HAVING GOAT SEX!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-12 21:25 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Red Hat Reveals Support For AMD's Hammer

Frequent Slashdot poster and Baywatch actress Bonnie-Jill Lafin caught having GOAT SEX!!!!!

One of the only women to post on Slashdot, Bonnie-Jill Lafin, was recently spotted on the farm of Slashdot editor Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda having unprotected sexual intercourse with the 2-year old male goat, dubbed "Jon Katz".

CmdrTaco was quoted as saying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I always do the deed with my farm animals. In fact, just the other day my buck-toothed wife wouldn't give me any, so I was forced to engage in interspecies fellatio. I was always wondering why the Slashdot trolls post that filthy website http://goatse.cx. Curiosity got the best of me."

It's unclear if Ms. Lafin will be prosecuted, although police are investigating an unconfirmed tip that CmdrTaco has a secret stash of 400 gallons of goat semen stored in his basement, next to his Lunix boxen.

SLASHDOT POSTER CAUGHT HAVING GOAT SEX!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-08-12 19:07 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Cow Clones With Human DNA

Frequent Slashdot poster and Baywatch actress Bonnie-Jill Lafin caught having GOAT SEX!!!!!

One of the only women to post on Slashdot, Bonnie-Jill Lafin, was recently spotted on the farm of Slashdot editor Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda having unprotected sexual intercourse with the 2-year old male goat, dubbed "Jon Katz". CmdrTaco was quoted as saying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I always do the deed with my farm animals. In fact, just the other day my buck-toothed wife wouldn't give me any, so I was forced to engage in interspecies fellatio. I was always wondering why the Slashdot trolls always post that filthy website http://goatse.cx. Curiosity got the best of me."

It's unclear if Ms. Lafin will be prosecuted, although police are investigating an unconfirmed tip that CmdrTaco has a secret stash of 400 gallons of goat semen stored in his basement, next to his Lunix boxen.

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