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Douglas Adams, Narnia, and Trailers

A few interesting movie tidbits: Joel Greengrass writes "Final post-production has been completed on the long awaited documentary, 'Life, the Universe, and Douglas Adams.' Narrated by Neil Gaiman, the film is a tribute documentary about the life, loves, and passions, of the greatest sci fi comedy writer ever, Douglas Adams. The film will be available for sale on August 4 at douglasadams.com." Reader The_Shadows writes "Sci-fi Storm and Scfi.com's Scifi-wire are reporting that Walden Media exercised options for feature-length, big screen versions of the Chronicles of Narnia, by C. S. Lewis. They have also found an Emmy award winning writer (Ann Peacock) to adapt the most famous book, 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.'" And finally, there's an interesting piece about the process of turning a two-hour movie into a two-minute trailer.

365 comments

  1. Squeezing by boowax · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Its hard enough to squeeze those books into a 2 hour movie, much less into a 2 minute trailer designed to show every interesting part of the movie before you go and see it.

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    1. Re:Squeezing by Noofus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem comes when you notice that the story line of the movie being promoted is so thin, that you got the entire story in the 150 seconds. I can think of many movies who's trailer started off convincing me to see the movie, but by the end have told me that I got the whole deal for free, while waiting for the feature.

      The few times I ended up seeing a movie after determining its entire useful content was dumped into the trailer, I either walked out due to lameness, or just bitched about it to my movie-going companion the whole way home :)

    2. Re:Squeezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you have to compensate for the demographic-there's plenty of movies whose trailer looks awful, which turn out to be OK.

    3. Re:Squeezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hey, this Gavin Penner. I would like know if all the books will be
      put into movie action or just some of the more common ones like; (The Lion,
      Witch and Wardrope) and The Sivler Chair? Where and when are my other
      questions.

      Thanks, Gavin

    4. Re:Squeezing by Snover · · Score: 1
      bitched about it to my movie-going companion the whole way home
      No wonder you don't have a girlfriend for more than one date ;)
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    5. Re:Squeezing by Artifex · · Score: 2

      The problem comes when you notice that the story line of the movie being promoted is so thin, that you got the entire story in the 150 seconds. I can think of many movies who's trailer started off convincing me to see the movie, but by the end have told me that I got the whole deal for free, while waiting for the feature.

      They don't call those trailers. They call those public service announcements =)

      Seriously - I want to know up front if a movie is so lame that they can't even fill a whole trailer full of interesting things (like Men In Black II).

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  2. Excercised options... by samjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Walden Media exercised options for feature-length, big screen versions of the Chronicles of Narnia, "

    Of course that doesn't mean it will get any further than the film on Doom did.

    Sam

    1. Re:Excercised options... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      At least they have some options worth exercising :-)

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  3. How to Make a Trailer: by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take all the best parts of the movie. String them together in one 2-minute epileptic-seizure-inducing orgasm of light and sound, preferably with some modern rock/psuedo-metal song in the background. Stick your title on the end in a grunge or techno font along with "This movie has not yet been rated," and a release date between 6 months and a year into the future.

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    1. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dont' forget the part where you make the plot in the trailer seem more interesting and bait-and-twist than the plot of the real movie.

      That's a common tactic .. people should go back and watch trailers aftering watching the movie; often they make the 'plot' in the trailer more interesting than the movie.

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    2. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by eikonoklastes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > Take all the best parts of the movie ...

      I remember seeing the trailers for Hot Shots (that *awful* Top Gun parody) and thinking it looked pretty funny. When my buddies and I went to see it in the theater, we discovered that ALL of the previews came from the openning credits. Assuming the rest of the movie must suck (or else they would pull scenes from it) we left. Snuck into a different movie.

      Much later I rented the movie and was relieved that I left when I did in the theater.

      Come to think of it, that was the only time a movie trailer has ever done anything for me. Usually (at least lately) they serve only as spoilers for movies. Now I flip the channel whenever a preview for a movie I want to see comes on TV and I try to show up for movies late to avoid the trailers.

    3. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      Anyway, I was glad to finally see some exposure for the tinfoil hat brigade. Finally a movie that teaches our children the value of paranoia ;)

      (RTFA or WTFTrailer)

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    4. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Don't forget to have trailer-only dialog that is as good as or better than anything in the theatrical release. Men in Black, Major League 2, etc.

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    5. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by Golias · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Roger Ebert has often commented that trailors usually sell you the movie that the marketing people wish was made, rather than the actual film. For example, the trailers for "The Royal Tennenbaums" might lead you to believe that it's a wacky comedy in the tradition of "Meet the Parents" and "There's Something About Mary", when in fact it was a ponderous dark comedy like the director's first film, "Rushmore."

      I don't mind misleading trailers nearly as much as the ones that give too much away. For example, Disney's "Iron Will", a great flick about a dogsled race. The trailer showed the goddamned end of the race! I realize it was based on a true story, but it was a story that maybe 2% of moviegoers knew, and that's being generous.

      Then there are the trailers which both give away the ending, and mislead you about the kind of film it is. (spoiler warning) For example, a trailer for "Cast Away" showed Tom Hanks getting home and being alienated from the world he left behind. Not only was that giving away the ending (grrr!), but it also made it look like the last 2 or 3 reels were about a rescued castaway trying to adapt back to the world, a film that might have been interesting if done well... But, as you hopefully already know if you are reading this after the spoiler warning, that's not what the film was. The whole damn movie is about whether he will survive and be rescued or not, and the part after the rescue is a 10 minute epilogue at the end of a 2 and a half out movie.

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    6. Re:How to Make a Trailer: by kubrick · · Score: 1

      It was Hot Shots! 2, I think, where Charlie Sheen, going upriver in a gunboat, sees Martin Sheen coming from the opposite direction in the Apocalypse Now boat... they both do some weird finger-pointing thing and simultaneously say "Loved you in Wall Street".

      Also had the Kill-O-Meter -- more violent gun deaths than any film to date!

      A quality bad film, that one. :)

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  4. Do We Care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  5. Narnia Movies Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure that I already own some Narnia movies. A check on IDMB confirms that some made for TV movies existed in 1988.

    1. Re:Narnia Movies Already by jigokukoinu · · Score: 1

      Yes, but some well done movies would be nice for the Narnians in us all! I wanna se a CG Reepicheep!

    2. Re:Narnia Movies Already by JCCyC · · Score: 2

      Make that 1979.

      I saw the movie when I was 13, and the Jesusness of the lion did impress me a lot.

    3. Re:Narnia Movies Already by AlexOsadzinski · · Score: 1

      The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe was a BBC series show in the mid-to-late 70s. I vaguely remember watching it, then. It was in classic BBC drama style, i.e. made for about $5/episode, but somehow pulled it off anyway because of the strength of the story. Kindof like Doctor Who. The religious overtones of the novels seemed somewhat toned down for the TV series; I remember reading the Narnia series after seeing the TV show, and being struck by how thinly-veiled an allegory it was.

    4. Re:Narnia Movies Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe" is a great story. How can you insult it by saying "Kind of like Doctor Who"?

    5. Re:Narnia Movies Already by NiZm0 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Doctor Who, one of the Doctors was in The Silver Chair. Anyone ? Anyone ? Yup Tom Baker played Puddlegum.

      I thought the BBC series was really good. To bad they only did 4 of the 7 in video.

      Of course the books are just a classic. I have read that series like 10 times.

  6. Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh.. we are not talking about the author of Battlefield Earth then ;)

    1. Re:Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by ScoLgo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hubbard never intended Battlefield Earth to be a 'comedy'. It just turned into one in the hands of Hollywood and Travolta. The best Hubbard sci-fi/comedy story came in the form of the 10-volume Mission Earth - A bitingly sarcastic riot of a read IMO.

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    2. Re:Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Naw, the true comedy is Hubbard's "About the Author" bio. Every time I see a Hubbard novel, I read the bio and snicker because it's a complete fabrication.

    3. Re:Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by unicron · · Score: 2

      Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.

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    4. Re:Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by smoondog · · Score: 2

      The best Hubbard sci-fi/comedy story came in the form of the 10-volume Mission Earth - A bitingly sarcastic riot of a read IMO.

      I liked the first one, thought the later ones were pretty lame. Funny how most of these books came out after his death....

    5. Re:Greatest Scifi Comedy Writer.... by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Actually, his best comedy is "A History of Man". Talk about grand farce of the highest order! I nearly pissed my pants reading that book!

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  7. Re:FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  8. I'm getting drunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does any know how to make a PanGalactic GargleBlaster?

  9. these pretzels . . . by Hall+and+Oates · · Score: 0

    . . . are making me thirsty.

  10. Narnia Movie by DaytonCIM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A movie version of Narnia? Outstanding! I remember devouring the collection several times as a kid.

    Admittedly, I'm a little hesitant about how a filmmaker could bring CS Lewis' vision to the big screen, but I'll still fork over my $8.50 to see it.

    If the Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe does well, maybe some conglomerate studio can hire Tim Burton to film CS Lewis' other great book: The Screwtape Letters.

    1. Re:Narnia Movie by tolldog · · Score: 1

      By other great book, I hope you mean other great *fiction* book.

      I would say that Mere Christianity is his best book. Then I would place Screwtape Letters and then the Chronicles, and then the Space series. But all of them are great works.

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    2. Re:Narnia Movie by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

      My bad: should have said one of CS Lewis' other great books.

    3. Re:Narnia Movie by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      >If the Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe does >well, maybe some conglomerate studio can hire Tim >Burton to film CS Lewis' other great book: The >Screwtape Letters.

      My God! Why would you want Tim Burton to do a C.S. Lewis book! Anyone but Tim Burton!

      On another note, remember Narnia is for children, he has a bunch of great books with alot more meat. The Great Divorce being one of my favorites books of all time.

    4. Re:Narnia Movie by Allaria · · Score: 1

      The Screwtape Letters on film. Now that would be interesting. Of course some lawyer in CA would call up and complain, saying something about how Christianity shouldn't be put in American theatres.

      Then we'd tie him up and force him to watch it.

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    5. Re:Narnia Movie by JThaddeus · · Score: 2

      I haven't read the Space series but I've loved everything I've read by Lewis--Narnia, Mere Christianity, Screwtape, Miracles, The Great Divorce, etc. I don't know how Screwtape would be on the screen. As a book, it's great comedy and great instruction. It would take someone with great creativity and a sensitivity to Lewis' writings. Maybe the guy who wrote "What Dreams May Come"? I thought that one very clever--a bit of Dante, Lewis, and others.

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    6. Re:Narnia Movie by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      The Screwtape Letters on film. Now that would be interesting. Of course some lawyer in CA would call up and complain, saying something about how Christianity shouldn't be put in American theatres.

      Actually, I think it more likely that Jerry Falwell would go on the 700 Club and whine about the movie just because it's about demons.

      (Disclaimer: I'm a conservative Christian, but I don't mind lampooning my own side sometimes ;-) )

    7. Re:Narnia Movie by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Actually, there ARE movie versions already, if you are eager to see some right now instead of waiting. I think they were PBS or BBC productions though, and it was more than a decade ago. But I remember them being fairly good.

    8. Re:Narnia Movie by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

      The Space Trilogy is an interesting read. If nothing else, it makes it blindingly obvious that Lewis was a good friend of a certain other writer mentioned frequently on Slashdot (and I'm not referring to Douglas Adams).

    9. Re:Narnia Movie by junkgrep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suppose one's opinion of his apology work depands on if they think his arguements are much good. Mere Christianity is sort of a split for me: aspects that speak positively about Christian experience are very good and important, but the parts where he makes substantive arguements _for_ Christian beliefs really irritate me, because they are so transparently misleading: making arguements that a brilliant man like Lewis would never take seriously if the conclusions weren't Christian. That's probably why I'd put Screwtape letters well above MereChristianity: it's much livier, and spends much less time trying to push sloppy conversion arguments, instead speaking to the struggles and challenges Christian's faith faces from a unique and entertaining perspective.

    10. Re:Narnia Movie by tolldog · · Score: 2

      The best thing I saw in the space series is how it mirrored his beliefs and views in Mere Christianity. The whole story starts off with showing the difference between a bent man and a broken man. And redemption. They are a wonderful read and do an excellent job of putting what Lewis believes into a less preachy format.

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    11. Re:Narnia Movie by turman81 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the BBC adapted a few (all?) of the books into a mini series in 1988. As I recall (and it has been since the fourth grade that I have seen them), they were all very good.

      Here is the link for the video (I don't feel like coding a link, sorry):

      http://www.bbcshop.com/bbc_shop/dept.asp?dept_id=4 62&shop=bbc

    12. Re:Narnia Movie by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Though, come to think of it, don't trust me on them being good or not: I was like seven when I saw them... back then I thought He-Man had great dialouge.

    13. Re:Narnia Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's got even more specific religiousity than LOTR, without the battle scenes. The kids will be lame. They had better have great FX, lots of humor, or it just won't fly.

    14. Re:Narnia Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur-they were about as good as could be expected from the material-I'm not sure how they'll get it to work on the big screen.

    15. Re:Narnia Movie by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      He'd do a good job with the character designs of the bad guys at least. But he doesn't seem right for the rest.

    16. Re:Narnia Movie by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      They ARE good! The feature the best Doctor from the Doctor Who series as Puddleglump in one of them. They were very well done for their time as far as special effects go. And the acting is way better that what one would expect from them. I still enjoy them and my parents have the set on tape.

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    17. Re:Narnia Movie by ghotiboy · · Score: 1

      but the parts where he makes substantive arguements _for_ Christian beliefs really irritate me, because they are so transparently misleading: making arguements that a brilliant man like Lewis would never take seriously if the conclusions weren't Christian.

      You should remember that a "brilliant man like Lewis" did take those arguments seriously at one point despite the fact that they are Christian. He was an avowed athiest looking to disprove Christianity when he converted. You may be right that they are somewhat watered down, but that is because they were originally a radio piece which had to make sense to the public at large. I don't claim to be an expert on him but I have read a number of his books, including a biography, and it was patently clear that he had no desire to be a Christian in his initial searchings.

      If you are really interested in a "serious" work of his, try The Problem of Pain. That will get your thinker thinking.

    18. Re:Narnia Movie by Golias · · Score: 2
      That's funny, I though "What Dreams May Come" was a horrible movie, set in what can only be some looney Hollywood fuck's vision of Heaven: You are surrounded by fake, insubstantial beauty that melts away when you touch it, you can magically make yourself look any way you want (including any weight, any race, any gender, and any cup size... however you want to see yourself), everybody has their own enormous private house, and there is no sign of God anywhere.

      Oddly enough, that description of "heaven" is remarkably close to C.S. Lewis's conception of purgatory and/or Hell in "The Great Divorce"; a place where people imprison themselves within their own materialism and self-worship.

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    19. Re:Narnia Movie by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---You should remember that a "brilliant man like Lewis" did take those arguments seriously at one point despite the fact that they are Christian.---

      I think you are confused as to what I said. What I said was that many of the sorts of arguements Lewis makes in MC are not arguements I think he would have thought were sound or honest if they had been put to him in a non-religious context, with non-religious conclusions. By 'those arguements' I meant the ones in MC, not the "atheist arguements" Lewis says he made when we was younger (as you might be able to tell, I'm actually a little skeptical of his discussion of his atheism to begin with, which was fleshed out only when the need for apologism arose). The arguements he supposedly made as an "atheist" are indeed goofy and unconvincing: but so are many of the arguements he made as an apologist.

      ---He was an avowed athiest looking to disprove Christianity when he converted.---

      They are not just watered down: they are _deceptive_, such as his lord,liar,lunatic arguement.

      ---If you are really interested in a "serious" work of his, try The Problem of Pain. That will get your thinker thinking.---

      It does, but I have the same criticism: excellent when talking about how Christians can deal with their own worldview, but insultingly bad apologism.

      ---it was patently clear that he had no desire to be a Christian in his initial searchings.---

      I didn't say he did, and that's not at all the point in regards to the soundness of the arguements. Besides, Lewis wasn't convinced by arguements, but rather by is own personal experience/revelation. His apologism came later, defending his new worldview.

    20. Re:Narnia Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If nothing else, it makes it blindingly obvious that Lewis was a good friend of a certain other writer mentioned frequently on Slashdot (and I'm not referring to Douglas Adams).

      Larry Wall!?

    21. Re:Narnia Movie by Golias · · Score: 1
      I second the opinion the The Great Divorce was a masterpiece. A short book, but very interesting.

      As for The Scewtape Letters, the style and format is an integral part of what makes them interesting. Take away the ironic narative and you just have a very plain story about demons trying to tempt a man into sin.

      Some books are great as books and just can't be made into movies, because of their structure. "Flowers for Algrenon" was a lot like Screwtape, in that the narrative trick was critical to proper storytelling, so it can't really be made into a great film. Somebody tried with Algrenon, and the result was a very dull movie called "Charly".

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    22. Re:Narnia Movie by Golias · · Score: 2

      Screw TV versions. There's a "Book on Tape" of John Cleese reading the letters as Screwtape. How could you possibly improve on that?

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    23. Re:Narnia Movie by mortonda · · Score: 1
      (Disclaimer: I'm a conservative Christian, but I don't mind lampooning my own side sometimes ;-) )

      LOL!

    24. Re:Narnia Movie by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      excellent. you just earned 'friend' status :)

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    25. Re:Narnia Movie by kubrick · · Score: 2

      The feature the best Doctor from the Doctor Who series

      Which one is that? I'm rather partial to Patrick Troughton, myself.

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    26. Re:Narnia Movie by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      I can never remember his name, but he was also the Druid guy in the Dungeons and Dragons Movie, as the Doctor he had Sarah as an assistant, and had a big affro kind of thing going with his hair.

      Kintanon

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    27. Re:Narnia Movie by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Tom Baker -- a good Doctor, but the series did go through some odd times with production etc. Getting back on topic, in one season, Douglas Adams was script editor, and (re)wrote quite a chunk of that season's scripts. :)

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  11. create your own by pretzel_logic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    if you want a web site of your own, then you must create your own. "Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise." - Cato, Roman censor

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    1. Re:create your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crybaby hippies - this is my favorite type of response from you stupid open sores pukes. Lets see - this whole site is basically devoted to you bitching about companies trying to stop you from stealing their music, movies and software.
      You cry everytime a library stops people from looking at kiddie porn. I never hear any of you sheep bleating that someone should "go get their own internet connection" to see tentacle rape sites, instead you scream that taxpayers must allow any of you pedophiles to annonymously go to the library to see pictures like this.
      The mere mention of alleged censorship anywhere, regardless of ownership or legality, stirs this anally intrusive pack into frenzy, but try to step out of line on this site and you are immediately cast away.
      Makes me glad most of you rarely leave your parent's basements.

  12. Narnia by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every movie that comes out does not follow the book. LoTR followed very close to the book, but wasn't quite on target all the time. I have enjoyed reading the Narnia series, but am alittle weary of the movies. C.S. Lewis is a great author, and I would hate to see his books turned into not so great of movie. I just hope that the movies follow the story line very close for me to even think of going to watch/buy them.

    1. Re:Narnia by jigokukoinu · · Score: 1

      I recently reread the first few books in the series. They read through in only a few short hours of reading, instead of the days of reading it initially took me. The story is very simple and there are really not that many "difficult-to-do" special effects. They are quite short, as well. I think that a modest budget and some good casting would end up providing a decent director all they needed to satisfy every Narnian fan's appetite.

    2. Re:Narnia by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      For DVD of the first 3 (are there more?)

    3. Re:Narnia by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My Nephew spends six weeks every Summer with his Father and Step-Mother in Florida. Last Summer, his Step-Mother took him and his 3 Step-Brothers to the local bookstore and waited outside for 3 hours in order to buy Harry Potter books.

      My Nephew said the whole family read after Dinner.

      Then, he arrives this Summer and finds out that his Father's church has recently banned the book and now he and his Step-Borthers are forbidden from reading it, watching the movie, or discussing the story.

      My 9 year-old Nephew's comment: "What's different between this Summer and last?"

      Sad...

    4. Re:Narnia by Silverhammer · · Score: 2
      Liberals /can/ go too far at times.

      Why is that such a revelation?

    5. Re:Narnia by panthro · · Score: 1

      What you need to consider is that novels and films are two very different forms of narration of a story. They fill different niches; the intent is not to have one replace the other.

      To depict every event from, say, the Lord of the Rings in nine hours of film, you would have to watch the entire thing in fast forward. Take Tom Bombadil and the Barrow Downs for example. That makes up much of the first book (of six). However, I think most people agree that while interesting, it was nonessential in telling the story and not worth sacrificing quality of other scenes to cram it in.

      Also, there are certain other elements of LotR that are better changed for the purpose of a movie. Rather than Glorfindel the Badass-Elf-Prince-Who-Never-Shows-Up-Again fighting the Black Riders, they had Arwen do it. You'll often see several minor characters combined into or annexed by one major character in book to film transitions.

      Now, as far as Narnia goes, I would definitely not want to see a movie that follows the book exactly. The beauty of Lewis' novels is that they allow your imagination to run wild; they are very fantastic (in contrast, the Lord of the Rings is more descriptive of the actual look and feel of situations). Having someone else paint the picture for me scene by scene, in the case of Narnia, would ruin all the fun. However, a movie would be cool as long as it tells the same story, albeit modified to fit the media. It's a bit like the Neverending Story. The movies weren't all that great, but not because they didn't follow Michael Ende's book exactly. They told the same story in a somewhat different way.

      The point is, after watching a movie, you should be able to go read the book and enjoy all the richness it adds to the story. Conversely, after reading the book, you should be able to watch the movie and have it take you through the story without repeating everything from the book you just read.

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    6. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if it was fun it must be the work of the Devil. Jesus said so!

    7. Re:Narnia by jonathanjo · · Score: 2

      The BBC already made all of these books into VERY HORRIBLE AWFUL made for TV movies. If you thought they butched HHGTTG, wait til you see this! PLEASE, JUST LEAVE BOOKS ALONE! *cries*

      Ah, but Tom Baker as Puddleglum the moribund Marshwiggle was alone worth the price of admission!

    8. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a blessing in disguise - I (almost) always enjoyed books more when I found them for myself, rather than having them taught in a class.
      (The sole exception being _The Crystal Cave_ by Mary Stewart.)

    9. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I kind of liked the TV series. I remember loving it when I was much much younger...

    10. Re:Narnia by goldmeer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      (By banned I mean it was banned from being read in the classroom as part of school work or assignments, students can still check them out from the Library of course, I mean they /are/ damn nearly classics and all. :-D )

      Do they use Greek Mythology as part of school work or assignments? If so, I smell a double standard that may need exploration.

    11. Re:Narnia by bmetzler · · Score: 1

      My 9 year-old Nephew's comment: "What's different between this Summer and last?"

      Too Many Capitalizations.

      -Brent

    12. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content.---

      Which district is this? Seems pretty whack of them: do they also ban T.S. Eliot's the Wasteland? Lewis's book isn't even singualrly Christian: though I could see how class discussion (which is what classroom interaction would involve) couldn't avoid but talk about the Christian allegory, and maybe its that discussion that they fear.

      ---I do think that some of C. S. Lewis's works should be mandatory reading though if just to show students that things do NOT have to be the way that they are.---

      Isn't this what MOST fiction, especially fantasy fiction, "shows." Not that I agree with banning Lewis from assingments, but this comment seems a little silly.

      ---People must be reminded that it IS possible to get through schooling without punching and fucking your way from one class to the next. :(---

      And reading Lewis will do all that?

    13. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has a rather nasty habit of starting a series well and then having each successive book get worse and worse
      I assume fro context that you're talking about That Hideous Strength. FWIW I found that book much better than Perelandra. At least the hero came up with a better solution than beating the crap out of the bad guy! That said, Out of the Silent Planet was by far the best. I loved Ransom trying to translate the bad guy's speech to the Martians.

    14. Re:Narnia by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Liberals /can/ go to far at times.

      As can conservatives... but I'll agree that banning books because they were inspired by religion is absurd.

    15. Re:Narnia by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      Did they also ban The Illiad and The Odyssey? How about Les Miserables? Once you open that can of worms, things can get, well, messy.

      I seem to recall the Bible being available in my high school library, along with a copy of the Book of Mormon that looked like it had never been checked out. I don't recall a copy of the Koran, but I know the Bhagavata Gita (sp?) was there.

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    16. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      ---People must be reminded that it IS possible to get through schooling without punching and fucking your way from one class to the next. :(---

      And reading Lewis will do all that?


      In one of his books C. S. Lewis writes about the coming of the "experimental schools" (I forget what the exact term he uses for them is) that are mixed gender instead of segregated. He mentions the increase in problems of violence and harassment that appear within those schools.

      Before reading that particular series of passages, I did not even /know/ that western civilization had had gender segregated schools, I had just assumed that the way things are right now (rather shitty) is the way they had always been.

      Of course it is to be expected that the current system does not give favorable or even unbiased overviews of past systems that where successful. :(

      (yes yes yes I know that gender segregated schools had problems, mainly in the area of the female schools getting less funding, but this is the 21st century, we can legislate equal funding. :-D )

      The only time that anybody ever hears of 'girls' or 'boys' schools is in reference to private schools that are considered 'old fashion' and 'outdated' and that 'young people' (they are called KIDS folks, children, NON-ADULTS) do not learn how to 'socialize' (read: screw) properly when attending them.

      Feh.

    17. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      Do they use Greek Mythology as part of school work or assignments? If so, I smell a double standard that may need exploration.



      Oh hell yes, heck 3 months was spent on Muslim culture, a good year on Chinese religion and culture, 2 months on Mexican Folklore, and so forth. Very comprehensive education in every area BUT Christianity. (well, not completely true, the Spanish Inquisition and such was covered marvelously, but the entire mythos was ignore)

    18. Re:Narnia by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

      Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content. Pisses me off...

      That's just plain idiotic. Narnia's a far cry from, say, the Screwtape Letters. What are they going to do next, ban Shakespere for Christian overtones?

      Liberals /can/ go to far at times.

      Heh, so can conservatives. Harry Potter comes most immediately to mind.

      I think we should teach kids about all the different major religions, including the holy books of each, so that we can give both evangelicals and atheists a massive coronary.

      I do think that some of C. S. Lewis's works should be mandatory reading though if just to show students that things do NOT have to be the way that they are. My word, people cannot even IMAGINE that schools used to not have as much fighting or sex in them! .... Ugh! People must be reminded that it IS possible to get through schooling without punching and fucking your way from one class to the next. :(

      OK, so help me out here. Exactly how is C S Lewis, in particular, supposed to accomplish this?

    19. Re:Narnia by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      though he has a rather nasty habit of starting a series well and then having each successive book get worse and worse (lucky if you can read through the third one. . . .)

      In your particular situation of being pissed at the local school district for banning Lewis' religiously inspired books you may enjoy "That Hideous Strength" more on a second reading. The whole book is a commentary lampooning & warning against the kind of thinking that goes into such a decision.

    20. Re:Narnia by bolthole · · Score: 2
      I have enjoyed reading the Narnia series, but am alittle weary of the movies. C.S. Lewis is a great author, and I would hate to see his books turned into not so great of movie.

      The BBC series was VERY close to the books, as you might expect. (no damn hollywood "make it our own" motivation).

      I think they will remain the best 'screen' adaptation. I think narnia is best left as a very personal experience. As such, in some ways, I'm not sure it even belongs on "the big screen".

    21. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      "That Hideous Strength" more on a second reading. The whole book is a commentary lampooning & warning against the kind of thinking that goes into such a decision.


      Oh I thoroughly enjoyed that first section of the book the first time through. :-D

      Just that as a book in a series that was mostly science fiction, the first (few?) hundred pages being long rants did, while originally rather entertaining, get rather boring after awhile.

      I mean did that book /ever/ have any actions go on in it? I think it did some place, but the writing got so twisted at that point, I think somebody took the paragraphs in the latter sections of the book and randomly rearranged them before sending it off to the print house.

    22. Re:Narnia by RatFink100 · · Score: 2

      I love That Hideous Strength and Out of the Silent Planet. Perelandra I've only read once and it was hard work.

      It's a strange trilogy - 3 books in 3 very different styles.

      I read somewhere that at the same time he was writing Perelandra he was writing a more scholarly commetary/analysis on Milton's Paradise Lost. Some see Perelandra as that commentary in novel form.

    23. Re:Narnia by lazelank · · Score: 1

      "my what do they teach in schools these days?"

      or something along that line

    24. Re:Narnia by bolthole · · Score: 2
      Hmm. actually, I think there were TWO TV series' on narnia, and one was better than the other.

      I seem to recall that one of them had a really STUPID looking Aslan, but was very good in character portrayal. if you disagree, please state WHAT was stupid about them.

    25. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Oh hell yes, heck 3 months was spent on Muslim culture, a good year on Chinese religion and culture, 2 months on Mexican Folklore, and so forth. Very comprehensive education in every area BUT Christianity. (well, not completely true, the Spanish Inquisition and such was covered marvelously, but the entire mythos was ignore)

      Maybe because.... most kids in your school district already came from Christian households?

      D'yah think the curriculum choices might be driven by a desire to teach the kids about things they didn't already know?

      Maybe? Just maybe?

      So you had to learn what Ramadan was, and maybe a little bit of the classical culture that provided the basis of western civilization. Boo-hoo-hoo. Damn those liberals, shoving the fact that the world isn't all Christian in your face. And you're right, they shouldn't be have ignored the fact that the Spanish Inquisition was about the Catholic Church and Spanish Crown forcibly converting, expelling, or outright murdering non-believers.

      Public education is a joke, don't get me wrong, but it's not a conspiracy against Christianity.

    26. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---In one of his books---

      In Narnia? Even if so, how is just reading these books supposed to prevent kds in school from doing bad things? That's what you were talking about: not actually changing schools to better accord with Lewis' opinions.

      ---C. S. Lewis writes about the coming of the "experimental schools" (I forget what the exact term he uses for them is) that are mixed gender instead of segregated. He mentions the increase in problems of violence and harassment that appear within those schools.---

      Wait a minute: now you're bypassing an entire line of assumptions and claims simply by referencing Lewis' opinion. Even if it were demonstrable that schools are worse now (and that's far from a settled question), that doesn't in the least demonstrate that gender is to blame.

      ---Before reading that particular series of passages, I did not even /know/ that western civilization had had gender segregated schools, I had just assumed that the way things are right now (rather shitty) is the way they had always been.---

      I would guess that neither nor Lewis had much of an idea about "the way things were before" in regards to their "shittiness," and even less as to WHY schools of any period are the way they are.

      ---The only time that anybody ever hears of 'girls' or 'boys' schools is in reference to private schools that are considered 'old fashion' and 'outdated' and that 'young people' (they are called KIDS folks, children, NON-ADULTS) do not learn how to 'socialize' (read: screw) properly when attending them.---

      Nonsense: gender segregated schools have been a hot topic, and there are many successful schools.

    27. Re:Narnia by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      the first (few?) hundred pages being long rants did, while originally rather entertaining, get rather boring after awhile.

      I can see that, in fact it was my first impression of the book as well. I have found that I have enjoyed the book more now that I am older and I have read some of his other books. I see "That Hideous Strenth" as an illustration of Lewis' social and political thinking, especially "The Abolition of man" (see my other post above).

      As a hard core Tolkien fan I also was intrigued by the Tie-in with middle earth.

    28. Re:Narnia by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      > My word, people cannot even IMAGINE that
      > schools used to not have as much fighting or
      > sex in them! .... Ugh! People must be reminded

      My word, people cannot even IMAGINE that churches used to not have as much pedophilia in them!

      > that it IS possible to get through schooling
      > without punching and fucking your way from one > class to the next. :(

      Why would anyone want to miss the fucking and the fighting? That was the best part of school! Lewis evidently thought so - just check out the part about the Bloods and the Tarts in "Surprised by Joy." I guess the family values crowd reads, but doesn't read deeply.

    29. Re:Narnia by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      Do they use Greek Mythology as part of school work or assignments? If so, I smell a double standard that may need exploration.

      Maybe Lewis can get back into the classrom with "Til We Have Faces"

    30. Re:Narnia by rodgerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because Lewis' hatred of women will give the next generation appropriate ideas about how to relate.

      Lewis was in many reagrds a fine writer, but he was also a deeply fucked up guy with serious problems vis-a-vis women. He was a strong opponent of tertiary education for women (unlike his friend Tolkien), amongst other things.

    31. Re:Narnia by efatapo · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Very well put.

    32. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Oh, and again: what district was this?

    33. Re:Narnia by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      Why would anyone want to miss the fucking and the fighting? That was the best part of school! Lewis evidently thought so - just check out the part about the Bloods and the Tarts in "Surprised by Joy."

      It is made fairly clear that Lewis did not particularly enjoy this part of school. He makes clear that his non-judgmental tone in "Suprised by Joy" was NOT becuase he thought it was OK but because it had no attraction for him and he did not want to engage in "empty polemics against enemies I have not met in battle"

      Lewis isn't entirely shy about his opinion of homosexuality though, "Fairy" Hardcastle in That Hideous Strength is a rather brutal satire on lesbianism.

    34. Re:Narnia by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, speaking as one who agrees with the removal of forced pledges containing "under" good in the classroom I'll have to say in *most* situations I'm against church and state working together.

      BUT, I feel that especially in elective classes there should be no reason religion can't be taught thorougly. Understanding what a religion means is one thing, saying "nation under god" (which has very few alternate meanings) is another.

      I think it's a bane to our youth to force schools to be devoid of all religious content, people should be exposed to all types of religions. I happened to be raised christian, so I knew about all the christian holidays and traditions/meanings, but had I not I would have known christians are some "other people" by the time I graduated HS.

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    35. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Seattle, Washington state (I was told it was banned by an LA teacher)

    36. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1



      BUT, I feel that especially in elective classes there should be no reason religion can't be taught thoroughly. Understanding what a religion means is one thing, saying "nation under god" (which has very few alternate meanings) is another.

      I think it's a bane to our youth to force schools to be devoid of all religious content, people should be exposed to all types of religions. I happened to be raised Christian, so I knew about all the Christian holidays and traditions/meanings, but had I not I would have known christians are some "other people" by the time I graduated HS.



      Silly human, religious content is abound in schools, just not CHRISTRIAN religious content. The administration is overcompensating by going about and removing the current 'big target' religious influence (Christianity) while maintaining a very wide diversity of other courses.

      Heck in public school I read creation myths from just about every culture on the earth, literature inspired by a wide variety of beliefs, and had classroom debates on a large range of different religious topics (many of which where Christian based).

      But actually studying the Christian mythos? Nah, not allowed.

      Study of the Christian mythos is considered forcing religion upon students, study of other culture's and religion's mythos is considered diversifying the student's education. . . .

      Just the standard fare of middle class idiots being blind to the obvious. :(

    37. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Seattle has only one school district?

    38. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I can see that, in fact it was my first impression of the book as well. I have found that I have enjoyed the book more now that I am older and I have read some of his other books. I see "That Hideous Strength" as an illustration of Lewis' social and political thinking, especially "The Abolition of man" (see my other post above).

      well I was 13 or 14 at the time so I likely wasn't too horribly keen to that, but I did have an inkling that something a bit greater then average fare was being discussed. :)

    39. Re:Narnia by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2
      I would recommend rereading Narnia if you don't understand where the ban is coming from. I would not recommend rereading them if you have fond memories -- I did, and the rereading ruined them for me.

      I honestly don't think it matters that much -- while as an adult the religious content is obvious, as a child I didn't have the slightest idea. But that might be even worse.

      The last book, though, is totally fucked up. There's a weird incident at the train station in the beginning, just before they get transported to Narnia, and then it goes into this false-prophet story, where the false prophet (a monkey) brings about the destruction of the world of Narnia through his heresy (why mere heresy ends the world is a little fuzzy in the book, though). The dwarves, who do not properly submit to authority in the process, end up in their own hell. Most others end up going across the ocean, obviously heaven, and there the children meet up with their parents. Luckily (!), the rest of their family died in a train accident just before they left, so they are all rejoined.

      Really awful. The rest of the books aren't written that well, though some are better than others. They all present strongly traditional Christian ethics -- obedience, intrinsic moral authority, etc. Honestly, not something I'd want my children to learn, but when I have children I'll probably let them read it anyway.

      Unlike, say, Greek Mythology, I think there are significantly concerns about prescribing Narnia in schools. First, it is aimed at children of an age where they don't have a lot of critical skills. It is also stealth-Christian -- unlike the Bible, it is not obviously Christian, and if you don't read it yourself as an adult, you won't realize that your children are reading such strongly Christian books. But, in my opinion, it is better to give children lots of (potentially conflicting) moral influences, and let them develop their own ideas from that.

      When the critics propose putting atheist books in elementary school curriculums (like His Dark Materials), then I'll be more impressed the arguments for Narnia.

    40. Re:Narnia by tshak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content.

      Although there was religious inspiration, there was no religious dogma. The same goes for LoTR. Both Lewis and Tolkien collaborated at times and both were known Christians. And what about Madeleine L'Engle? An incredible author with incredible books, also influenced by Christianity. Also, Atheism is just as much a world view as [Insert Religion Here]. All books are influenced by the authors worldview. The problem comes when these worldviews are taught as "The Right View" in a public school system. I don't think any of the mentioned books are selling a worldview of any sort. It's one thing to study a religious text in class, and then preach it as being the Truth. It's another to read a fictional story that is mearly influenced by the authors worldview.

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    41. Re:Narnia by Stonent1 · · Score: 0

      Oh Tom, why did ye have to regenerate. Dr. Who was never the same without you.

    42. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take a marketing viewpoint. Lemme take the "original work" viewpoint.

      Much to the reasons you stated, LoTR the movie sucked hairy @$$ immeasurably heavily, to put it very mildly and politely. IMO, OC.

      Those shortcuts just killed the best thing in the book(s): the allusions to the whole story (what Silmarillion et al. revealed more, but never actually exhausted).

      FWIW.

    43. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Uh, yah? How else is it supposed to be????

      *looks confused*

    44. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 1, Troll

      Describing atheism as a worldview is like describing "non-tennis playing" as a sport.
      I'd also distinguish Tolkien's works from Lewis' Christian allegories. Tolkien despised the use of obvious allegory, Lewis embraced it. Calling them both "Christians" doesn't do justice to their complex opinions on the matter of its relation to fantasy fiction.

    45. Re:Narnia by M.+Meursault · · Score: 1
      "Do they use Greek Mythology as part of school work or assignments? If so, I smell a double standard that may need exploration."
      The difference is this: greek mythology is studied for what it is, namely, mythology. How would you feel if kids learned about "Christian mythology" in school? Christianity is too sensitive a subject to study honestly; hence, state-sponsored discussion is banned.

      Remember that separation of church & state protects both citizens and religious organizations' integrity. Greek mythology is not a religion in any meaningful way, because nobody takes it literally. It is, however, a revealing and fascinating study of human emotional archetypes, and critical to understand as the jumping-off point for many great thinkers, both Christian (e.g., Aquinas) and secular (Camus).
    46. Re:Narnia by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      To depict every event from, say, the Lord of the Rings in nine hours of film, you would have to watch the entire thing in fast forward. Take Tom Bombadil and the Barrow Downs for example. That makes up much of the first book (of six). However, I think most people agree that while interesting, it was nonessential in telling the story and not worth sacrificing quality of other scenes to cram it in.

      Actually I disagree that the Tom Bombadil sections are nonessential. I think leaving them out of the movie makes the story come dangerously close to simply being one big chase scene. Tom Bombadil represents a perspective that is never again provided in the book. He demonstrates the pointless and absurd nature of history. He is not affected by the corruption of the ring (the only party in the books who isn't affected). It is important to the story to see this counterpoint to the rest of the characters. Tom Bombadil shows that all the other characters are, in some ways, just playing games. There is something more fundamental and more meaningful.

    47. Re:Narnia by ruin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content. Pisses me off, had it not been for Narnia there is a good chance that I would never have developed my love of reading.

      The funny thing is, when I first read this post, for a second I was vaguely ticked off that someone might ban a book based on its simple religious allusions, but then a little voice in the back of my head said "yeah, right. Nobody banned any 'Chronicles of Narnia.'"

      By banned I mean it was banned from being read in the classroom as part of school work or assignments, students can still check them out from the Library of course

      A few seconds later, and it turns out that little voice was correct. "Banned" in this case is being incorrectly used to mean "not included in the curriculum." Big deal. Lots of books weren't included in the curriculum. Those crazy liberals! They ban books but forget to like, try to stop anyone from reading them.

      People must be reminded that it IS possible to get through schooling without punching and fucking your way from one class to the next

      I hate people like this cause they talk about high school like it's one long orgy of drug use, oral sex, compulsory homosexuality, and secular indoctrination. If that's the case, then WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY?

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    48. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      A few seconds later, and it turns out that little voice was correct. "Banned" in this case is being incorrectly used to mean "not included in the curriculum." Big deal. Lots of books weren't included in the curriculum. Those crazy liberals! They ban books but forget to like, try to stop anyone from reading them.


      Try "not ALLOWED in curriculum" and you'll be closer to the mark.

      That is what pisses me off, teachers can (and do) teach directly from the Veda, but they can't approach anything that even HINTS of Christianity.

    49. Re:Narnia by ruin · · Score: 2
      Try "not ALLOWED in curriculum" and you'll be closer to the mark.

      A small distinction, depending on who's doing the disallowing. If teacher is required to follow a particular curriculum, then every book not on it is not allowed, since the teacher can't choose to include it. This is all miles away from it being true that the book was banned.


      That is what pisses me off, teachers can (and do) teach directly from the Veda, but they can't approach anything that even HINTS of Christianity.

      Whatever. Whenever I talk to people like you I feel like I'm playing "Letters from an Alternate Universe." Perhaps my experience is limited, but I just can't imagine that you are telling the truth. Christianity's influence on Western literature is such that lots of it "hints at Christianity," and it certainly gets taught. Hell, I read the book of Job for a class in high school.

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    50. Re:Narnia by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2
      How old were you when you read them? I was probably 7 or 8, and thought that the symbolism was dead obvious -- but that may have come from having a stong Christian background.

      In any case, I think that banning books based on their particular moral standards is ridiculous. I think that the original poster was correct; the idea that anything with Christian ties should be banned from school is just as bad as requiring only Christian books to be used.

      The same arguments could be made about any set of books more complicated than Dick, Jane, and Spot. Yeah, books may influence kids' thinking. (Just like TV, video games, etc.) That's part of the point of reading. The solution is to allow kids to read more, not to ban certain points of view until they're "ready" for them.

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    51. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      If teacher is required to follow a particular curriculum,


      Big if, in seattle public schools they are not. There are certian broad 'topics' which they have to cover, but they are allowed to choose how to teach them. There are just some select 'methodologies' that are forbidden to be used.


      then every book not on it is not allowed, since the teacher can't choose to include it.


      Which does not apply here.

    52. Re:Narnia by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2
      I was probably about the same age, but I was raised in an atheist family, and it just didn't occur to me -- Christian symbolism was mostly lost on me, though if someone had pointed it out I probably would have noticed. This, even though I was probably just as educated about Christianity as most children (maybe more) -- it's a question of what symbols you use to make sense of the world. Devout Christians use Christian symbolism all the time, so it's natural.

      Most people I tell about the Christian symbolism are rather surprised, even though they read it as a child. Maybe that's a sign of our secular times...

    53. Re:Narnia by goldmeer · · Score: 2
      "Greek mythology is not a religion in any meaningful way, because nobody takes it literally."

      Are you certain that nobody takes it literally? I'd be willing to wager that somewhere in this wide world of ours, that somebody somewhere believes that the gods depicted in the stories are real and worship them in some way. Heck, there may be someone that believes the stories are fact for all I know. However, even if nobody is currently worshiping these gods, it is a fact that in the past, these gods were worshiped. Temples were created in their names. They were the basis for a Religion.

      I just picked greek mythology out of the air, I could have chosen Roman or Egyptian just as easily.

      When Moses asked at the burning bush "Now they may say to me, 'What is His name?' What shall I say to them?" he asked because while he was a Jew, he was raised with the Egyptian belief system of many gods, and he thought that he was talking to one of those gods.

      Why is it that the "ancient writings" of one "ancient religion" are accepted, when the "ancient writings" of another are not?

    54. Re:Narnia by goldmeer · · Score: 2

      Or as in this case, Why are stories that are based on the gods of one religion allowed, while a story that does not mention a single name of another religion is banned?

    55. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er.. THHGTTG started as a BBC World Service radio series. The books came later. Even broadcast on the UK's own radio channels came later, which was a bit odd.

    56. Re:Narnia by kubrick · · Score: 2

      isn't "The Waste Land" pre-conversion, though? "Four Quartets" is more explicitly religious, while TWL is more like spirituality in search of a home.

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    57. Re:Narnia by kubrick · · Score: 1

      the Spanish Inquisition ... was covered

      I didn't expect that!

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    58. Re:Narnia by panthro · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly that the Tom Bombadil part is very important to the story, but still think it is better left to the books as IMHO a novel's narrative is the only way to get the meaning across. Picture someone who has never read LotR watching this as a scene in a movie. I can't see it working; it would be difficult to get the feel of Tom Bombadil across without dedicating a ridiculous amount of time to it (for the same reason they didn't quite pull off the feel of Rivendell or Lothlorien). However, if this same person were to read the books because the movies piqued his/her interest, as the recent LotR book sales increase show many have, they will find this and other fascinating parts of Tolkien's writing that haven't been spoiled by Hollywood.

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    59. Re:Narnia by Tungbo · · Score: 1

      I am glad that your library have these treasures of human cultures. The question is just what was taught in class.

      Was Ramayana (a terrific and simple adventure story) ever read? How about Journey to the West? or the Popul Vuh?

      By the original poster's definition, these works are all 'banned' in his/her class. But I'm sure that's not what he/she means. By any measures, these works are much greater literature that any C.S. Lewis fictions. How come most people in the US have never read them?

      The fundamental problem is ethnocentrism - that we think everyone else think and believe the same things as ourselves and that those who do not are irrelevant.

      Do slashdotters think its more important to learn about how other cultures think about themselves and the world or to read allegories of believe systems that they are already immersed in?

    60. Re:Narnia by AceCaseOR · · Score: 0
      Um, where is this? In Oregon (specifically in the West Linn/Wilsonville School District), not only is "Grapes of Wrath" assigned reading in classes, but one of the running projects for students throughout the reading of the book is about religious allusions in the book.

      Also, in sophmore year, during the myth unit, parts of the Old Testament are required reading.

      I have further examples, avalable upon request.

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    61. Re:Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 1


      I didn't expect that!


      One of my history classes was covered entirly from the perspective of Monty Python Sketchs.

      Heh.

      Public education can rock. :-D

      We also watched Rocky Horror Picture Show in health class, w00t.

    62. Re:Narnia by Jeremi · · Score: 2
      I know that gender segregated schools had problems, mainly in the area of the female schools getting less funding, but this is the 21st century, we can legislate equal funding

      Didn't you hear? Separate-but-equal was ruled unacceptable.

      do not learn how to 'socialize' (read: screw) properly when attending them.

      You seem to have a very distorted view of what goes on in schools.

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    63. Re:Narnia by Artifex · · Score: 2

      Oh Tom, why did ye have to regenerate. Dr. Who was never the same without you.

      I actually liked Peter; it was when Colin and later Sylvester came that I stopped watching entirely.

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    64. Re:Narnia by tshak · · Score: 2

      Describing atheism as a worldview is like describing "non-tennis playing" as a sport.

      This pascifistic mantality doesn't quite work. Your worldview (for lack of a better term) is composed of your beliefs. Atheism is a belief that there is no higher being, and that what we see is what we get. We all have beliefs of why we are here, how we got here, etc. Whethor by pure chance or by some higher being or higher beings, these beliefs affect what we write. In many cases it doesn't take long to figure out where an author stands on such issues, regardless of his religion or lack thereof.

      I'd also distinguish Tolkien's works from Lewis' Christian allegories.

      I would too. Tolkien was far more radical with his allegories, and less obvious then lewis as you mention.

      Calling them both "Christians" doesn't do justice to their complex opinions on the matter of its relation to fantasy fiction.

      I'm not sure what this means. They either are Christians, or they aren't. Sure, they both differ in theological opinion, and they both express their beliefs differently, but this has nothing to do with whether or not they are Christians.

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    65. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, Atheism is just as much a world view as [Insert Religion Here]."

      Actually, I consider it lack of a world view.

      Its funny, really, that line of thought is the same ones many theists use when they eventually conclude that Science/Atheism/Rational Thinking is a religion too. Have you ever heard someone ask why you have rejected God? Somehow, they have completely turned the question upside down.

      Now I am not trying to say that Theism is contrary to Science or Rational Thinking.

      But here's the difference as I see it. It depends upon how flexible your world view really is. Its just as easy for an Atheist to get down right dogmatic about certain beliefs that they are convinced is true. And a Christian can be tolerant of other people's beliefs.

      Now, of course them books weren't "banned" because of a sudden onslaught of rational thinking. We live in a democracy and there were enough parents who were vocal about the books being taught to warrant the policy. Thats just the way it is and bitching about it won't help. We're just going to have to wait for Widespread Social Change. It'll take a few generations, but it'll happen.

      Also, avoid the word "banned". If the book is still in the school library, consider that a compromise. The curious kids may pick it up. Many of the kids won't read it even if it was assigned to them.

      So I think its okay not cry "censorship!" at the next board meeting.

    66. Re:Narnia by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Sorry about the delayed reply -- I keep getting "You can't post to this page." errors.

      Anyway, as I was going to say yesterday...

      One of my history classes was covered entirly from the perspective of Monty Python Sketchs.

      Sounds good :) One film where I found education in the subject matter useful was Shakespeare in Love -- Tom Stoppard's script was full of in-jokes to people who'd read a fair bit of the Bard. :)

      We also watched Rocky Horror Picture Show in health class, w00t.

      Hopefully from the perspective of what *not* to do...?

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    67. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      This pascifistic mantality doesn't quite work.

      Eh? What is a "pascifistic mentality" and how was I expressing one?

      Your worldview (for lack of a better term) is composed of your beliefs.

      Indeed, but despite BEING an atheist, "atheism" is not one of my "beliefs."

      Atheism is a belief that there is no higher being, and that what we see is what we get.

      No, atheism describes ones lack of theism. The lack of a belief is not a belief. Many Buddhists are atheists: but they have many religious beliefs besides, and they certainly do not hold the opinion that there is no god. It's just that believing in one is not part of their religion.

      We all have beliefs of why we are here, how we got here, etc.

      Not all of us do, no (to the extent you mean _ultimate_ origins, and not just that my parents had sex, and their parents, and so on)

      In many cases it doesn't take long to figure out where an author stands on such issues, regardless of his religion or lack thereof.

      Usually only when religion is being discussed, which is simply not the case for the vast majority of views and books people read in school today. Is a manual on toothbrushing, by virtue of the fact that it doesn't give praise to god (or even mention god), promoting the belief that there is no god? A book on math? A Robert Frost poem? I would likewise suggest that your desire to "find out where they stand" is a misguided approach that's only going to lead you into making a whole bunch of hasty generalizations and false dilemnas.

      I'm not sure what this means. They either are Christians, or they aren't. Sure, they both differ in theological opinion, and they both express their beliefs differently, but this has nothing to do with whether or not they are Christians.

      Please remember the context of what we were discussing. The issue at hand was the views of Tolkien and Lewis. That they had different theological ideas AND more importantly different ideas on how their works could and could not be seen as "religiously inspired" is very important to the point you were making, and instead of noting them, they were just called "Christians" as if that serves to place them in the same camp on these issues.

    68. Re:Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made 4, they're all on there though.

    69. Re:Narnia by tshak · · Score: 2

      No, atheism describes ones lack of theism.

      So how the hell are we here on earth? Via the big bang and evolution? You have to have some belief system. Believing that religion is BS is still a belief. This is your worldview (again, for lack of a better term).

      We all have beliefs of why we are here, how we got here, etc. Not all of us do...

      This is the pacifist mentality I was talking about. Sure, none of us _know_ what happend n years ago when the earth formed, but there is a lot of evidence and a lot of theories to at least study. Still, even this defines your worldview. Not caring is still a belief: A belief that it really doesn't matter.

      Is a manual on toothbrushing, by virtue of the fact that it doesn't give praise to god

      You make a good point, however I'm talking about Fictional writings. I'm not talking about "looking" to "find out where an author stands". I'm saying that in writings such as Tolkiens, one can see how his worldview has influenced his writing. The same can be said for political views, etc. Any personal convictions (religious, political, scientific, etc.) can influence an authors writings, that's all I'm saying.

      they were just called "Christians" as if that serves to place them in the same camp on these issues.


      The simple definition of a Christian is one who believes in Christ. It has little to do with "the church" or other theological viewpoints. Although Tolkien may have differed with Lewis theologically, I believe they could both be accurately labeld as Christians.

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    70. Re:Narnia by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      So how the hell are we here on earth?

      I dunno. Gravity?

      Via the big bang and evolution? You have to have some belief system.

      Neither of those things are "belief systems" in the same sense that a religion is a "belief system." I certainly think those explanations are useful for explaining SOME things about the past, but no one seriosuly thinks they explain _everything_. But they are useful inasmuch as they are supported by evidence, not inasmuch as anyone "believes" them.

      Believing that religion is BS is still a belief.

      I don't believe that religion is BS. But I also don't see any reason to think that the religious claims I've heard so far are true. I'm not convinced.

      This is your worldview (again, for lack of a better term).

      Sorry, but my lack of your beliefs is not a worldview (anymore than your lack of, say, eKali beliefs is a affirmative part of YOUR worldview, especially seeing as you've never even heard of those beliefs). My actual affirmative beliefs are my worldview. My beliefs include those things which are germane to my life, and I have no conclusive beliefs about metaphysical matters.

      This is the pacifist mentality I was talking about.

      The you're going to have to think up a better term: I don't think "pacifist" means what you seem to think it does.

      Sure, none of us _know_ what happend n years ago when the earth formed, but there is a lot of evidence and a lot of theories to at least study.

      Indeed. But this isn't a quest for belief: its a quest for inferntial knowledge. I don't "believe" that I exist (I can't prove it by any means), but once that axiom is granted, and several more besides, I can conclude that, for instance, the earth probably formed out of the debris solar system cooling.

      I'm saying that in writings such as Tolkiens, one can see how his worldview has influenced his writing. The same can be said for political views, etc. Any personal convictions (religious, political, scientific, etc.) can influence an authors writings, that's all I'm saying.

      Sure, but looking at it that way is only going to trip you up, because you'll end up going, like you just did, saying "oh, well, he's a Christian, therefore his worldview works into it in such a such a way." But you can't assume that. Not everything every Christian does is "Christian" even unintentionally, and you can't just go jumping to conclusions about what is, especially when "Chrisitian" beliefs are so diverse, and work into fiction in so many different ways. Do you think Christians brush their teeth in a significantly different way than other people, in a distinctly "Christian" manner?

      The simple definition of a Christian is one who believes in Christ. It has little to do with "the church" or other theological viewpoints.

      I agree, in fact, that is WHY I took issue to your statement, because this discussion WAS about theological viewpoints and the way they work into fiction, and thus simply noting that two people were "Christian" is not particlar helpful for identifying how their differing beliefs on Christianity, allegory, and fiction work into their fiction. The "simple" definition is precisely that: far too simple to really tell us much of use about specific Christians, who may have very different ideas about Christ and the relation of Christ to ones life.

      Although Tolkien may have differed with Lewis theologically, I believe they could both be accurately labeld as Christians.

      You've again entirely missed my point. I agree they are both Christians. But in a disucssion of how their particular Christianity worked into their fiction, simply noting that they were Christians is extremely misleading, because it treats Christian thought as monolithic in regards to how they work their beliefs (which themselves are very diverse in nature) into their fiction.

    71. Re:Narnia by Stonent1 · · Score: 0

      Colin was the worst. The only Doctor to have ever been fired. Too much internal conflict and uncertainty with him. I actually liked Sylvester and Peter Davidson as well. Peter Davidson was probably my next favorite after Tom Baker.

  13. OH! Comedy... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    I didn't see that my first read through and almost busted a vein or two.

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  14. 2 minute movie trailers by maddskillz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting a movie to fit into two minutes shouldn't be too dificult, since it has already been proven you can get five books into a trilogy

    1. Re:2 minute movie trailers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just "five books." Five books and a short story!

  15. Re:Michael Sims, and Censorship by GodnataS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's what I meant

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  16. Please post using an account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that i can use the slashdot "foes" system to ignore your posts.

    1. Re:Please post using an account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will when you do, dork.

  17. The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by JollyTX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Having read all the books in the Hitchhiker series, I fail to see what makes Adams the "greates sci-fi writer ever". I find them quite boring.

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    1. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by elmegil · · Score: 1

      You omitted "comedy". I think it was clear that he is by no means the "greatest sci fi writer period", but as comedy sci fi goes, who's better? I can't think of anyone particularly. Pratchett's a better writer, but is not a sci fi writer.

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    2. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Well he's certainly one of the most imaginative, witty and funny sci-fi writers in many ppls opinion. The hitchikers guide isn't for everyone, I guess.

    3. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      It's because they are *funny* (well, the first 3 are), which most other sci-fi books are not.

      Then again, it's all a matter of taste I guess.

      What I'm curious about is why you read 5 (or 6) books from a series you find boring.

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    4. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Being the funniest sci fi writer is roughly equivalent in status to being the best ballet dancer in Idaho.

    5. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Actually, even though Pratchett's not a sci-fi writer per se, it's still obvious through reading his books that he's up-to-date on most of the cooler scientific concepts. After all, how else could he satirize them so accurately?

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    6. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't mean your NOT the best ballet dancer in Idaho. So what's the point of the argument here?

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    7. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I da-ho? You da-ho!!

      ;-)

    8. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Bottom line: he doesn't write sci fi. Therefore he can't be the funniest sci fi writer, leaving the post to Adams.

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    9. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Mikhail Barishnikov has a vacation home in Idaho.
      I sometimes wonder if those people who live on the edges of the country and think everything in "flyover country" is meaningless also think that the only meaningful part of a human is the epidermis. It would explain the shallow thinking.

    10. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sooo why didn't you stop after the first one?

      ya big idiot.

    11. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2

      I sometimes wonder if those people with sticks in their butts and think everything in "joke land" is mocking them also think that the only useless part of a human is the funny bone. It would explain the shallow thinking.

    12. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      TeeHee...

      He said 'epidermis'.

      Your epidermis is showing!

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    13. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by JollyTX · · Score: 1

      The insult wasn't really necessary, but yeah I can see why you'd think so. I really wanted to give the books a chance, though.

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    14. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

      lol, sorry I couldn't help my self (it just sounded funny).

      If I'm reading a book and start to seriously dislike I'll stop. I think its a good habit to get into :-)

    15. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Golias · · Score: 2
      Being the funniest sci fi writer is roughly equivalent in status to being the best ballet dancer in Idaho.

      I realize you were mostly just trying to be funny, but that's a shitty analog. Adams single-handedly gave birth to an entire genre: The Sci-fi comedy.

      If some Idahoan (or whatever the hell you call them) was such a great dancer that ambitious young dancers all over the world were scrambling to become the next great master of "Idaho-syle ballet", then maybe it would be roughly equivelant.

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    16. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is he not a sci-fi writer, he's usually not very funny, so Adams is doubly safe. Pratchet writes comedy for fantasy geeks who have run out of Xanth novels to read.

    17. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by JollyTX · · Score: 1

      I've learned my lesson. ;)

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    18. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by elmegil · · Score: 1
      Not only is he not a sci-fi writer, he's usually not very funny, so Adams is doubly safe. Pratchet writes comedy for fantasy geeks who have run out of Xanth novels to read.

      As opposed to novels that don't have endings. Adams was very good at that no-denoument thing.

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    19. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harry Harrison would be my second choice (after Adams of course) for favorite comedy-sci-fi author.

    20. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by bockman · · Score: 1
      Actually, not so much.

      There _is_ a tradition of comic sci fi, you know. Sheckley is the first name that comes to my mind, but there are others (if only my memory would work ...). Ah, yes. I remenber a book of very nice short novels from R.A. Lafferty.

      Of course it has never been funny-ha-ha. It is more a matter of funny-smile, sometime thoughtful, sometime sarcastic, often surreal.

      Comic sci-fi and fantasy is almost the only sort of sci-fi and fantasy I read these days (well, apart from classics).

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    21. Re:The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Adams didn't write science fiction either. He said so in a radio interview in 1999.

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  18. Changing characters as Narnia series progresses? by bartash · · Score: 1

    I wonder how the changing characters in Narnia will affect the franchise

    All movie studios want to create a franchise. It enables them to make a boatload of money. People will go and see any old Batman crap they serve up because they're hoping that each will be as good as the first.

    So one problem with the Narnia books is that there are different characters in the books as the series progresses.

    Another problem to be smoothed over is the Christian allegory. Even as an 11 year old I found 'The Last battle' a bit hard to take.

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  19. Magician's Nephew by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

    Isn't the Magician's Nephew the first book in the series?

    1. Re:Magician's Nephew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chronologically, yes. But the way they were written/published, LW&W was first.

    2. Re:Magician's Nephew by Skyfire · · Score: 2

      In the Narnia timeline, yes. In the order in which they were written, no. The first was the the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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    3. Re:Magician's Nephew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magician's Nephew is chronologically placed before the other books. It is kind of a prequel.

      In america, in all of the printings i've seen, Magician's Nephew is the seventh book (out of eight in the series).

      I am told, however, that in england, Magician's Nephew is printed/listed as the first book in the series.

      Is this correct?

    4. Re:Magician's Nephew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on which version of the series you have.

      Originally, like everyone else has mentioned, The Lion, the witch, and the wardrobe was the first, although not chronologically.

      In more recent publications of the series, they for some (dumb) reason decided to order the series chronologically, instead of the orginal order. So in recently printed versions, The Magician's Nephew is book number one.

      Confusing, eh?

    5. Re:Magician's Nephew by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Your point is? They wrote back to the future 2 first as well, i jsut dont think it would make any sense to have it as the first movie :)

    6. Re:Magician's Nephew by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      In the orginal box set that I got, yes, The Magician's Nephew was last, but now I've seen sets with it labeled #1.

      I asked someone about it at a book store. She told me that C.S.L. wrote it first and intended it to be first, but his publisher thought The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was a better story and put it first.

      Sounds like she might have been full of it, though.

    7. Re:Magician's Nephew by RatFink100 · · Score: 2

      They were doing that when I was a kid. It was 'reading order' if you like. Although almost everyone read LW&W first

    8. Re:Magician's Nephew by ender- · · Score: 1

      When I originally read the Narnia series in 6th grade, I read it in the order that it was published [With "The Lion,The Witch and The Wardrobe" first].

      I was kind of upset when I saw that they had renumbered the series to put "The Magician's Nephew" first. If that had been the first book I'd read, I would have never gone any further in the series. It was by far the least interesting book of the 7.

      So I think it's better with "Lion" first...

      Of course, Voyage of the Dawn Treador was the best :)

      Ender

    9. Re:Magician's Nephew by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      It was my favorite book, but thinking back it might not have been, had I not read the others first.

      I'm a how-does-it-work type of guy, I liked that part of the book.

  20. D.A. by crumbz · · Score: 1

    Just re-read The Hitchhikers Guide for the first time in about ten years. What a great book. Still had the ability to make me laugh. Especially after living through twenty years of Moore's Law, the face that the philosphers had to wait seven million years for the answer to the question had me rolling on the floor. Can't wait to pickup The Restaurant at the End of the Universe when I have a chance.

  21. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by f00Dave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm betting that they're going to attempt a Harry Potter/LotR of this classic. And I'm also betting that if they don't get precisely the right people, it's going to tank. Hard. My bet's on the tanking.... ;-)

    But anyway, it's sort of a shame to see the best literatre of my youth ("'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe', 'Lord of the Rings', etcetera) turned into Hollywood extraveganzas. Where's the imagination? The visualization of the scenes and characters was, for me, the whole joy in those works? Perhaps it's just a sign of our times, that an active imagination is now considered to be a Bad Thing.

    Admittedly, a fantastic job has been done with LotR, so I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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    1. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by Ryne · · Score: 1

      It's not like it's anything new to base films on books, it has pretty much always been done.

      These movies tend to be successes due to massive marketing (Yeah, yeah, marketing is evil and all that, but it's true nonetheless). There just are so many people who haven't read the books who will think it looks like a cool movie when watching the trailer (I presume the trailers won't suck) and won't care if it follows the book or not.

      With some reservations I'm positive to movies based on famous books that succeed because it will make people interested in the books. So, the result is that more people will start reading, which is a good thing.
      On a side note: Kudos to Peter Jackson for making LotR close to my imagination. It's just the casting of Agent Smith as Elrond I have a problem with ;)

    2. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by Requiem · · Score: 1

      I've always thought it rather sad that people can't look past actors' previous roles. Agent Smith was a very distinct character, to be sure, but it's certainly not all that Mr. Weaving is capable of. I thought, appearance-wise, he was perfect for the part.

    3. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by Atom+Tan · · Score: 1
      Perhaps it's just a sign of our times, that an active imagination is now considered to be a Bad Thing.
      Ummm...films based on books (fantasy and otherwise) are not a new phenomenon.
      This site lists 165 in the fantasy genre alone, many produced pre-WWII. In fact, unless you're middle-aged, animated films for both The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1979) and The Lord of the Rings (1978) existed before you read them.
    4. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

      Just a side note they left out.

      All three "Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe" will be created using cgi. :-)

    5. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by stevarooski · · Score: 2

      I grew up with these books and loved them. Same goes for Tolkien's work. Recently, I've enjoyed the Harry Potter books. Now, looking at the feature-film-adaptation craze, I'm worried about what could happen to Narnia.

      No offense to anyone here, but I for one wasn't terribly impressed with the LOTR movie. I thought it looked and sounded amazing. . .but I came away dissapointed at some of the changes to the story. I.e. Liv Tyler's part, Frodo's portrayal, changing the council, the hour-long moving-stairs thing, Galadrial's portrayal, etc. I understand that this is one man's interpretation of an epic, but still. . .

      After seeing Harry Potter, I thought that the movie did a MUCH better adaption of the book than LOTR did. The scenes that were removed made sense. The changes made the movie more accessible. They were not for the sake of adding hot actresses. After seeing the movie, I wanted to read the book, so I did--and enjoyed it. I don't think this is because I saw the movie before reading the book either.

      Looking ahead to the Chronicles, I'm somewhat worried. I see a potential for a lot of bad CG (wasn't Harry Potter's strongpoint either). I just hope that whoever helms the project reads the whole series along with a biography of C.S. Lewis (a fascinating man who was a very close friend of Tolkien's. Spoke many languages and was extremely christian) before looking at any script treatments. Also, he/she might want to watch the cartoon version, which I remember as being pretty close to the story and quite enjoyable.

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    6. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by Ryne · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you. It's just that as you say Agent Smith *was* a very distinct character and I found him really repulsive and I get that feeling when I see him as Elrond. I have nothing against Weaving otherwise, he's a good enough actor. Still he's the character that is farthest from the images in my mind, but that is of course very different for different people.

    7. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      I agree on LOTR: I feel many of the changes cannot be justified by a different media: they seemed far more like "a different market." The movie was good, but it gutted some of the most important themes and key interchanges not simply to save time, but to replace them with some rather pedestrian dialouge. How could anyone not include the interchange about Sauruman's cloak of many colors, the white page overwritten, and the path of wisdom? It was replaced with fairly dull bad guy taunts good guy dialog.

    8. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by sharkey · · Score: 2

      I'm betting that they're going to attempt a Harry Potter/LotR of this classic.

      They're going to sue any little kids who have the audacity to make it known that they are a fan (Harry Potter)/make a damn fine silver screen adaptation with plenty of subtle homoeroticism?(LotR)

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    9. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by FunkyRat · · Score: 1

      Personally, I thought the late '80s BBC adaptation of LW&W through The Silver Chair was much better than the animated series. I know that the muppet-like Aslan may seem a little hokey today, but as a kid I was awed.

      One oddity though. The IMDB says this was done in 1988 and yet I seem to clearly recall seeing it much earlier on PBS. Is my mind going or does the IMDB have this wrong?

    10. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Requiem and Ryne should go and see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert where Weaving plays a drag queen. Then see if you're still thinking of Agent Smith...!

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    11. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      This is something that bothers me more and more about film. Our eyes and ears have been wired into our brains since we had them. We are programmed to interpret and respond to this kind of stimulus at a very basic level, the ancient core of our brains. Visual and aural stimulation and response in a human kernal module.

      Sitting in the middle row in a theater watching fiction is not like reading a book. For most low-level purposes it is real. The information in the film hasn't been processed by the concious mind at all. It is entertainment beemed broadband into the brainstem. Its a lot more like dreaming than reading, you very rarely need to think at all, even when watching fairly "heady" cinema. I don't know if there is research on this, but I think watching a film is very like dreaming. Notice also that the experience is designed to exclude any non-film stimuli, other sounds, images, etc. While in a cinema your entire world becomes that film. (I first noticed this was after seeing Event Horizonthe second time at home. On a small screen, where the film doesn't take over your mind its really just stupid crap. In the cinema it was a terrifying experience that left me emotionaly scarred for weeks)

      What sort of long term effect on us and on society does film have? How often should we allow Hollywood to have root access to our brains?

      Disclosure: I have a BA in cinema production from an accredited university. This means I have an seen way to many movies, know too much about them, and have a keenly developed ability to spout pages and pages of complete, total BS film theory nonsense....so what I say here should definetly be taken with a grain of salt

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  22. Blatant karma whoring by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:

    Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.

    Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.

    Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.

    Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.

    Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.

    Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.

    Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

    If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.

    1 oz. EverClear

    4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed

    4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey

    2 oz. Herredura Tequila

    5 oz. Rum

    1 worm from bottle of Mezcla

    2 oz. Gatorade

    This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.

    Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.

    Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).

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    1. Re:Blatant karma whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      bottle of Musquil

      now that would cure a cold ....

    2. Re:Blatant karma whoring by Golias · · Score: 1
      For Everclear substitute either Finlandia or Stolichnaya, and you might be on to something.

      Only yuppies, Swedes, and college girls drink Everclear. Which one are you?

      On the other hand, if you live with a Swedish yuppie college girl, and mix all your drinks by raiding her liquer cabinet, allow me to raise my glass to you and say "skol!"

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  23. Narnia by Com2Kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great series of books, I read The Magicians Nephew and The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe in second grade, excellent series. C.S. Lewis's science fiction books are also rather nice, though he has a rather nasty habit of starting a series well and then having each successive book get worse and worse (lucky if you can read through the third one. . . .) but it was years ago that I last read C. S. Lewis so my opinions may change should I read those books again.

    Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content. Pisses me off, had it not been for Narnia there is a good chance that I would never have developed my love of reading. Liberals /can/ go to far at times. :

    And what the hell is wrong with /books/ with religious content? Hell it is OK to read every body elses religiously derived fiction but just not Christian religiously derived fiction? It seems to me that if church and state are to be separate, then the state should not work their asses of concentrating on just isolating out any one particular religion! As it is the removal of Narnia was an obvious attempt at "see we are't being biased, look here, we are removing Christian inspired literature! Yeeesh. That IS called bias folks!!!

    (By banned I mean it was banned from being read in the classroom as part of school work or assignments, students can still check them out from the Library of course, I mean they /are/ damn nearly classics and all. :-D )

    I do think that some of C. S. Lewis's works should be mandatory reading though if just to show students that things do NOT have to be the way that they are. My word, people cannot even IMAGINE that schools used to not have as much fighting or sex in them! .... Ugh! People must be reminded that it IS possible to get through schooling without punching and fucking your way from one class to the next. :(

  24. Yuck! by jedie · · Score: 0

    I heard the CDC found Vogon sperm samples in those...

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  25. Re:Michael Sims, and Censorship by DaytonCIM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You mean well. And I'll give you some points for emotion. However, signing the post anonymously is unacceptable.

    If you have something to say (which it looks like you do) step up and say it... but don't hide away. Stand up for yourself, your beliefs.

    Bottom line: if it's important enough to create a petition and post several messages; it's important enough to put your name on it.

    Until you do, you're just another flaimbait-posting, Anonymous Coward.

  26. Narnia by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

    The BBC already made all of these books into VERY HORRIBLE AWFUL made for TV movies. If you thought they butched HHGTTG, wait til you see this! PLEASE, JUST LEAVE BOOKS ALONE! *cries*

  27. Adams by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    When I read (on /.) that Adams had died, I pulled my leather-bound copy of Hitchhiker down off the shelf, flipped to a random page and started reading.

    I happened to open to the bit where they go to see God's final message to his creation. I'm not normally a very emotional person, but when I was reading that I cried like a little kid. For a geek like me, Adams was my John Lennon -- hearing that there just wasn't going to be anymore stories made the world seem gray.

    I wonder if the book made up from his notes is worthwhile, or if it'll just seem.. I dunno... wrong.

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    1. Re:Adams by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Yes, it sounds a bit selfish but, its sad that we can never hear a story from Zaphod, Arthur Dent, or that poor reincarnated creature thingy that Arthur kept on killing in every incarnation :)
      I've seen writers try to imitate his style but rarely get the same laugh.
      "Sorry For The Inconvienice".

    2. Re:Adams by shogun · · Score: 2

      Salmon of Doubt which I read not very long ago is mostly a tribute to him and a collection of random short pieces by him, and then the actual first 1/4 or 1/3 of the actual work in progress. It just cuts off with too much unanswered just as it was getting interesting. The fact that I'll never see the end of it is too depressing (Marvinism not intentional). They really should not of tried to publish it with what there was, it just doesn't fit together quite as well as a finished work and the aforementioned fact that most of it is missing.

  28. special effects in Narnia by pretzel_logic · · Score: 1

    I cant wait to read the stories of how the designers used 20,000 linux servers to render the magical world. I hope they do a good job on it.
    I remember reading those books in 5th grade. Its about time they got more mainstream attention. The imagination that develops when children read this type of story is like no other.
    kudos!
    So whos gonna make the follow-up video game anyways...

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  29. Trailer review by briggsb · · Score: 1

    Here's a trailer review of the trailer for Signs they talk about in the NYT article.

    1. Re:Trailer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another one.

    2. Re:Trailer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See that one is a review of the movie based on the trailer while the original link is a review of the actual trailer.

  30. There already was a by Stinson · · Score: 1

    there already was a 'lion, witch and the wardrobe' movie...i got it here at home (although i havent watched it in like 10 years)

  31. Aslan by Skyfire · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, they should get Sean Connery to be the voice of Aslan. That would rock

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    1. Re:Aslan by dejaffa · · Score: 1

      Or James Earl Jones -- the deepness of that voice would be even better, IMHO. YMMV.

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    2. Re:Aslan by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      I was thinking James Earl Jones.

    3. Re:Aslan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Darth Vader as Aslan.

      "You are all my son."

    4. Re:Aslan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as much as James Earl Jones.

      From Vadar to Aslan on 15 years... fitting, especially given the story behind the story line...

      Who should play the white witch?
      Glenn Close? Candice Burgin (sp?) Cameran Diaz? Ruth Buzzy might be booked, but that alone shouldn't stop anyone from inviting her to the auditions...

    5. Re:Aslan by Rytsarsky · · Score: 1

      Then I might get Aslan mixed up with that other lion.. err... king: Mufasa. They need to mix Jones's deepness with Connery's accent, I imagine Aslan with a slight British accent. Who should play the part of the White Witch?

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    6. Re:Aslan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angelica Houston should play the witch. I'm sure she's a nice lady, but she was born for the part.

    7. Re:Aslan by skrew · · Score: 1

      James Earl Jones's voice is already too well known, and associated with the famous King Mufasa lion character.

      Sean Connery is a good choice, his voice has the rich range that I always associated with Aslan. Other choices, how about Christopher Lee :)

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    8. Re:Aslan by happyclam · · Score: 2

      Other good (?) choices:
      Pee Wee Herman
      George Bush (senior)
      Keanu Reeves (using his Bill & Ted voice)

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      He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington."
    9. Re:Aslan by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Janet Reno?

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      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    10. Re:Aslan by Rytsarsky · · Score: 1

      hmm... Lewis spends quite a bit of time describing the witches glorious beauty. Remember how Uncle Andrew was so enchanted by her? I can't really think of anyone that would be especially good; I don't think Reno could pull it off.

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      God became man to enable men to become sons of God. -C.S. Lewis
    11. Re:Aslan by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      You're dead right, I don't know what came over me. I must have been thinking of the wicked witch of the west.

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    12. Re:Aslan by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Perhaps Nicole Kidman? She's good at being beautiful and evil.....

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  32. Hitchhikers movie... by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    Who else things that they should have the Hitchhiker's Trilogy Movies (yea 5 movies in a Trillogy would really screw up most people). I think it would be really sucessful, and alot easier to do than LoTR was. It's not quite as complex, or long, easier to condense too...

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    1. Re:Hitchhikers movie... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Who else things that they should have the Hitchhiker's Trilogy Movies (yea 5 movies in a Trillogy would really screw up most people). I think it would be really sucessful, and alot easier to do than LoTR was. It's not quite as complex, or long, easier to condense too...

      Oh my. The answer is . . . Douglas Adams did, for one. He wrote what is reportedly a pretty good script for HHGTTG for Disney, which was concerned about the lack of an obvious hero (his workaround for this is hilarious: -paraphrase-well, for we English, just surviving in absurd bizzare circumstances IS herois-endparaphrase; another studio was concerned that sf comedy was not a genre with much of a track record (then Men In Black came out . . .).

      As for it not being as complex, well, no, but it's complex enough to be a problem - and there's the whole "how do you actually depict a guy with three arms and two heads?" problem, and the whole issue of how one gets across the narrative bits properly (take a look at the two putrid versions of Dune for examples of how difficult characters' thought processes are to get into a movie in a way that works; for the narration - the stuff that BBC gave to "the Book" the problem would be the same).

      And is it really easier to condense? The whole thing is about tone, and someone somewhere will complain about the loss of Bowagger the Infinitely Prolonged, or the dog swallowing the massive alien invasion army launched by Arthur Dent's complaints about not being able to get his lifestyle in order, or complain if the young woman in the cafe at the opening of HHGTTG isn't the same actress in the same pose as the one who plays Fenchurch at the start of the fourth movie.

    2. Re:Hitchhikers movie... by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Not me!

      I liked the BBC version. It was glib, flakey, low-budget and understated, exactly like Adams' writing. I loved it. Nobody could do a better Marvin, or Ford Prefect, or Auther Dent.

      I'm tried of the studios rehashing fables of my youth .. nostalgia is cool, but only when you're with friends. Otherwise, these large scale remakes just feel like someone is milking my voyeurist weakness for nostalgic bits of my past.

      I can't believe how many people yearn for remakes considering all the legal wrangling going on in the copyright world designed to foster more cultural innovation and creativity. If they really want to be more creative, make up a new story for pete's sake, and let the classics be!

      (What would be much more interesting, and in the spirit of art and creativity would be a new movie _inspired_ by the type of comedy and characterization seen in HHGTTG .. that way you can do pretty much the same thing, but avoid the risk of spoiling the original .. tho I realize you're giving up X% in garaunteed ticket sales from HHGTTG fans going that route.)

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    3. Re:Hitchhikers movie... by Sebastopol · · Score: 2


      Nobody could do a better Marvin

      Hear hear! I agree completely. In fact, I did a google search for pictures of Marvin and found two varieties: the "classic" marvin, and some other really femmy version -- kinda like the Simpsons "the cool robots from battlestar galatica take on the gay robots of star wars!"

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    4. Re:Hitchhikers movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea 5 movies in a Trillogy would really screw up most people
      Been there, done that, seen the movie .. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma & J&SBSB ...

  33. Wrong Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh...Love that Dilbert character.

  34. Chronicles of Narnia / Potter by PK_ERTW · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just a comment really... The Narnia books were some of my favorites as a child. I also remember rushing home to watch the (somewhat brutal) live TV show that told the stories. I would look forward to a good movie based on them.

    My real point of this post is I often comment that I think Harry Potter really isn't that different from the Narnia books. I think the success is just a product of modern marketing on something of quality. If C. S. Lewis was writing now, I think we would see the series become a wild success, just like Potter.

    I am not really commenting on the quality of the movie, more the books. The movie was alright, and it did stay true to the story, but it was not a classic or anything. I think the C. S. Lewis books would be the same way if they were coming out now. Great books, enjoyed and loved by poeple around the world, but they would also become a piece of pop culture. 1000's of toys and games, movies, etc. of varying quality would come of them.

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    1. Re:Chronicles of Narnia / Potter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If C. S. Lewis was writing now, I think we would see the series become a wild success, just like Potter.

      If C.S. Lewis was writing now, it would be a miracle, because he's been dead since 1963 :o)

  35. Narnia movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weren't there already a bunch of animated narnia movies? I remember seeing "Prince Caspian" in Blockbuster the other day.

    Has anyone seen these, are they of any worth whatsoever?

    All the narnia-related stuff listed on the IMDB seems to be made-for-tv..

  36. Problem with publishers Rant. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Whoever here has read the Books of Narnia may be interested to know that the publishers in their 'infinite wisdom' :P have rearranged the series so "The Magican's Nephew" is the first book in the series. This is very annoying. Yes, I know that you can just read them in the original order, however, new readers of the series are denied CS Lewis's original vision through ignorance of the change. I fear this change will make it to the movie (plus a ton of Harry Potter-esqe BS that is incongruous with the story).

    The series should stay the way it was written, not re-ordered by a focus group and committee. This is what leads to mediocre films, books, and music.

    See also: Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, NSYNC & Britney (and their ilk), Dr. Pepper Red Fusion, New Coke, any Disney anything, Windows ME, ect.

    I know repackaging "content" and the like is a fine way to make an extra buck when the bottom line needs a push and nobody wants to take a chance, but just leave it alone already!

    1. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      the publishers in their 'infinite wisdom' :P have rearranged the series so "The Magican's Nephew" is the first book in the series.

      Erm, i dunno when u mean they did this, but in the collection i have always read, The Magicians Nephew has always been the first book (and this is going back 15 years). So unless it wasnt done recently, ill say the order i read them in made perfect sense, as the nephew turns out to be the old man who owns the wardrobe.

    2. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Liora · · Score: 2

      Well, I read them over 15 years ago also, and The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was the first book. I don't know how on earth you got yours that way. That really is an oddity.

      I did just notice on Narnia.com that there are these colored book sets you can read. That's not the traditional version. The traditional are these white books with picture illustrations on the front, in the box set. I suppose they could have reboxed them.

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    3. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by ethereal · · Score: 1

      That's definitely out of order - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was always the first book (as of about ten years ago). IIRC The Magician's Nephew was book five out of seven (or something like that, it's been a while); definitely near the end of the series. The definitive order is, of course, the order in which he wrote them, not the order that they were repackaged into for later publishing.

      "Resh-peck-o-biggle" :)

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    4. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Erm, i dunno when u mean they did this, but in the collection i have always read, The Magicians Nephew has always been the first book (and this is going back 15 years). So unless it wasnt done recently, ill say the order i read them in made perfect sense, as the nephew turns out to be the old man who owns the wardrobe.

      The order you refer to (and the original poster complains about) is the chronological order of events in the story. The order of (I think) publication is the older ordering (the one in my collection, and apparently in the original poster's). That order is:

      The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
      Prince Caspian
      The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
      The Silver Chair
      A Horse and His Boy
      The Magician's Nephew
      The Last Battle

      Chronological order would put TMN at the beginning, and HHB before Prince Caspian.

    5. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Thats what ive got, white books with simple illustrations on em in a box set. On the spine of each book is a number, and TMN is 1.

    6. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by michael.creasy · · Score: 2

      The Magician's Nephew was the sixth book in the series (originally published in 1955 I think), but was inteneded to be a prequel to The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and so is normally considered the first book in the series even though it was the last to be published. A bit like Star Wars Episode I is the fourth film to be made in the series.

    7. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      The Magician's Nephew clearly sets the stage for the rest of the series, regardless of when, exactly, it was written. I was fortunate enough as a child to have come across and read that book first, and was always bothered by the fact that it wasn't packaged as the first book in the series! That they now do so is good news indeed. It was always far more annoying to me as a child to see others reading the books out of order and feeling that they were missing out on the best possible storytelling experience.

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    8. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 2, Informative

      This Link shows the timeline for Narnia.
      I have no idea if C.S. Lewis thought the books should be read out of chronological order or not, but the current order is in the correct chronology.

    9. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by The_Shadows · · Score: 1

      is normally considered the first book in the series even though it was the last to be published.

      It was the sixth. The Last Battle was the seventh and last. Just splitting hairs. But NOT hares.

    10. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lewis preferred the chronoglogical order of the Narnia books to the published order. Here's a portion of a letter that Lewis wrote to an American boy in 1957 where he addresses this issue:

      (from http://cslewis.drzeus.net/faq.html)

      "I think I agree with your order {i.e. chronological} for reading the books more than with your mother's. The series was not planned beforehand as she thinks. When I wrote The Lion I did not know I was going to write any more. Then I wrote P. Caspian as a sequel and still didn't think there would be any more, and when I had done The Voyage I felt quite sure it would be the last. But I found as I was wrong. So perhaps it does not matter very much in which order anyone read them. I'm not even sure that all the others were written in the same order in which they were published."

    11. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by fireduck · · Score: 1

      I think this rant may be a bit misguided. On the most recent Harper Collins softcover printing of the complete Chronicles of Narnia, it clearly states that "the books are presented here according to Lewis' preferred order." said ordering being: Nagician's Nephew (1955); the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1950); The Horse and His Boy (1954); Prince Caspian (1951); the Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952); The Silver Chair (1953); The Last Battle (1956). Not presented in published order, but rather chronological order.

      So unless the editors are inventing the author's preferred order, it sounds like Lewis wanted the story told in this manner...

    12. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by xA40D · · Score: 4, Informative

      I first read the Narnia books when I was about 10. They have to be the first books I ever read that I still read today.

      When I first expressed an interest in the Narnia books I was told that The Magician's Nephew was the first. But as my Grandparent's copy had dissapeared I was given The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe first, and The Magician's Nephew second (when my constant moaning forced the purchase of a replacement copy). I then read the remainder in chronological order.

      Some 20 years later I've just discovered the order I've always thought was correct was wrong. On reflection I'm sure that reading The Magician's Nephew second taught me something valuable about literature. When I discovered that there was a "correct" order I just knew I had to read them in that order.

      A quick google lead to this link. Which indicates that there are actually 3 orders, the chronological order, the published order, and the written order. There is also some evidence presented that Lewis expressed a mild preference for the chronological order

      So I suppose the "correct" order is the one you believe in. So I think I'm going to go back to thinking as The Magician's Nephew as the "second" book. And then I'll follow the written order.

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    13. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

      Excellent link! I will have to try out 'your' order, as soon as I send the original rant to Dr. Pepper. :)

    14. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by happyclam · · Score: 2

      If Lewis was anything like nearly every other author in the world, then he did not necessarily start out to write an entire series, with the first book first. He probably started out to write a good story, and he liked it so much that he just kept writing. Then he discovered there was an interesting bit before he started the original book, so he went back and wrote that.

      Just because something turns out really good does not mean the creator formed it from a "vision." In fact, many authors sit down at the typewriter with nothing more than a blank sheet of paper and a vague sense of scene or character or story, and a few months later, there's a book.

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    15. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Geoff · · Score: 2

      Interesting to learn the Lewis liked chronological order.

      I always thought starting with The Magician's Nephew spoiled the fun of learning about Narnia along with Lucy, Edmund, Peter and Susan. And it totally spoils the surprise about the Professor.

      Maybe a compromise order would work, -- start with The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, then backtrack to The Magician's Nephew and continue on in chronological order. (Perhaps this is the order you're suggesting above?)

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    16. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by EchoMirage · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Lewis himself preferred the "updated" version of the books. The revised order of the books was originally suggested by a younger relative of Lewis. In his Letters to Children book, he writes to the young boy and tells him that he thinks the new order of the books is more suitable.

    17. Re:Problem with publishers Rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the publisher will say that. It would be interesting to see if they have any evidence at all to back up their assertion.

  37. The *art* of trailer making. by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

    Maybe it's just me, but I don't see how this can POSSIBLY that hard, artistic, or time-consuming when all they end up doing is either telling you everything about the film or nothing at all except the title...which is of course, subject to change.

    Nowadays, you get stuff like the Terminator 3 "trailer" or the Solaris "trailer" which make you turn to whoever's sitting next to you and go, "Well, that was fucking informative. That movie's out, when? Next year? Better mark that down in my calendar."

    Honestly, I learned all the skills necessary to put every trailer I've ever seen together back in High School using Adobe Premiere and a Power PC. It's no different today. The reason it takes this guy so long to make anything is the same reason it takes 6 months to design a webpage. All the idiots up in marketing will hum and haw while the designer and artists tear their hair out creating 15 different designs, only to decide in the end they just want it to look like MSN or Yahoo.

    Boo fricking hoo, Mr. Trailer Creator. Join the club.

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    1. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2

      I learned all the skills necessary to put every trailer I've ever seen together back in High School using Adobe Premiere and a Power PC

      I'm not saying Mr. Trailer Creator is Steinbeck, but that's like saying I learned how to type too, so what's so great about "Of Mice and Men"?

    2. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Golias · · Score: 1
      If you are comparing any trailer you have ever seen to one of the greatest novels in the history of American literature (death to any Euro snob that replies with the word "oxymoron", btw), I gotta watch the trailers that you're seeing, because we are obviously watching different ones.

      You could probably make a Mad-libs style trailer template, work off it exclusively, and nobody would ever know the difference. Here, I'll get you started: "In a world where _____________,"

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    3. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

      Yeah, exactly. There *isn't* a "Mice and Men" equivalent in the trailer world. Whatever any high school kid throws out there to showcase Men in Black II is going to be about 95% as good as what is taking this guy the unecessary amount of time it takes to make his.

      I'll continue the template: "A hero will ________".

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    4. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2

      Dude, that's why I said he's not Steinbeck. But seriously, excellent, tight editing is not something you can just throw together. It's a time-consuming and precise task to edit a short piece well.

    5. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      of the movie for "Signs" where your entire section of the theatre bursts out laughing when one of the "aliens" (or whatever) is supposed to be stalking the guy in the field.

      I think we seriously scared some people =p

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    6. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Golias · · Score: 2
      Not only is he not the great author Steinbeck, he's not even the sample-heavy pop musician Beck. Making a montage of clips is not brain surgery, or even novel writing or singing crappy songs to tape loops.

      I don't mean to be confrontational, but you are starting to sound like those guys who were calling club DJ's "artists"(in the iPod story earlier this week) because they are good at synching BPM's and styles when playing records of other people's music.

      I'm beginning to feel that words like "art", "talent" and "genius" are getting thrown around a little too much lately.

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    7. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL that happened here too....I'll see that movei on PBS.

    8. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can do. Those who can't belittle those who can.

    9. Re:The *art* of trailer making. by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      If you've got all the skills needed to make trailers, why aren't you making $500,000 or more per movie to do it?

      Let's consider anime music videos, to bring up an example for which there is quite a large amateur base, unlike movie trailers. I've seen a lot of them that were put together by amateur video editors, and some of them are really good, and some of them are total crap. Despite the fact that the editor created neither the anime footage nor the music track, there is a great deal of skill involved in choosing which scenes and images to put with each bit of music.

      Anime music video makers are trying to create a certain mood with a combination of audio and video. Movie trailer editors are trying to acomplish the same thing, but their job is simultaneously easier and more difficult. They have a much wider range of options in what audio components they can use since they aren't limited to just one song. However instead of being able to focus on just one or two emotions, they have to do their best to portray the entire movie, do so in a way that appeals to potential movie goers, and do it in a more limited time span.

      Sure you could copy either example, but there is a world of difference between being able to copy something accuratly, and being able to create an original work on your own.

      You could go ahead with your video editing skills to make either an anime music video or a movie trailer and come up with something that was technically just fine. However unless you've got both skill _and_ practice, what you come up with would most likely be crap as far as evoking the proper emotions goes.

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  38. Tom Baker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite movie version of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" will always be the one with Tom Baker.

  39. Slashdot NYTimes reg by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    Would someone please reply with the slashdot username and password for NY Times?

    Thanx...

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      slashdot223
      slashdot

  40. Please do the first one!! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    Why oh why do they always do "The lion, witch and wardrobe" first??? Why cant someone do the first one and show that theres more to narnia than that world. The Magicians Nephew adds a whole lot of back story to narnia, and shows just WHY theres a lampost in the middle of a forest :)

    As a kid, i really enjoyed the books, and the BBC films, although dreadful now, were jsut right for a 10 yearold. Unfortunatly they seemed to be a bit selective as to which ones they chose, leaving out the first book and the last book. Both of these books are brilliant, SO PLEASE DO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Please do the first one!! by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      IIRC the original order was "The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe" first, and the Magician's Nephew as #5 or something like that. It wasn't until recently (last 10 - 15 yrs) that the order was changed, either order works for me...I had to fight my sisters for our copies so I took the series in what ever order I could.

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    2. Re:Please do the first one!! by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      The order wasn't changed, it was corrected.

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    3. Re:Please do the first one!! by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      back story to narnia, and shows just WHY theres a lampost
      I agree, but until you commment, I was in the chronological order camp. I had even reordered my own set that way. However, you make me remember. That was so cool, to see where the lamppost came from.

    4. Re:Please do the first one!! by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      Hardly that recent - it has been produced in chronological order for over 20 years, since it was that long ago since I first read them.

      The only problem with reading it in the chronological order of the stories is the way the quality of the writing and stories goes up and down throughout. Lion is poorly written compared to the later works; Last Battle is just plain unpleasant, with Lewis' mysogyny running rampant.

      Horse and His Boy and Prince Caspian remain my favourites.

  41. Narnia by chrisseaton · · Score: 1

    I hope they do the Narnia books in order, and they had better be as good as the BBC productions that they used to show before Christmas here in the the UK. They were really great, watching them in front of a real fire with my family when the weather was getting colder outside. Makes me feel all christmassy inside :)

  42. I prefer the books.... by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 1
    Though I'm excited at the idea of seeing Douglas Adams' books turned into movies, I don't believe they will convey his greatest strength. My favorite part of reading Douglas Adams' books is his descriptions of characters and events. His humor lies in his witty descriptions and observations as much or more than his character's dialog.

    For example, how do you convey the idea of 2 million people saying "Whomp" at the same time on film? His silly details like this are, in my opinion, what made his books so much fun to read. You lose the ability to make observations like that in a movie. I liked Douglas Adams for his unique and funny narration of his stories. Unless the movie has a voice-over narrator, I just can't see all of his humor coming across.

    1. Re:I prefer the books.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely right.

  43. Re-reading for Narnia by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

    I was looking back over Walden's site, after I submitted the story about the movies.

    Here is their official press release. For those too lazy (like me) to go, it summarizes the Chronicles and the movie plans. It also has the date of the official announcement: December 6, 2001.

    I guess they weren't doing a huge amount to publicize it. I hadn't heard anything about it until today. Ah well. It was probably overlooked due to the release of LotR.

    Hmmmm.... How about an actual release date of Christmas 2004 for Narnia? We'll be done with The Trilogy in 2003. We'll need some kind of good fantasy in 2004.

    1. Re:Re-reading for Narnia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, If you like HP, the 3rd movie is coming out early 2004.

  44. Trailers by DEBEDb · · Score: 1
    And finally, there's an interesting piece about the process of turning a two-hour movie into a two-minute trailer.

    It would be cool to have a competition, where
    participants (directors) get a movie,
    and have to produce a trailer for it.

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  45. Re:The following things are gay: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At lunch today there was a whole pack of geeks sitting together at a table. They quoted Monty Python movies the whole fucking hour. It was like watching the movie, but lamer. Every 10 seconds there would be another quote followed by the most nasal giggling I have ever heard.

    Geek#1: "Neeeee...Neeeee...."
    All Geeks: "Nehehehehehehehehehehe!"
    Geek#2: "Help! I'm being repressed!"
    All Geeks: "Hehehehehehehehehehehe!"
    Geek#3: "I'm not dead..."
    All Geeks: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
    I prayed for the loving embrace of Death.

  46. Re:Changing characters as Narnia series progresses by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

    I always loved The Last Battle, and I grew up to be an atheist. Go figure!

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  47. "Men without chests" by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2
    Narnia has been banned from my local school district do to 'religious' content... Liberals /can/ go to far at times. :

    Lewis got his revenge on these idiots in advance through his withering commentary on exactly this kind of thinking in the book "The Abolition of Man". (As well as his description of Eustace's parents and the school they sent him to.) The Abolition of Man should be required reading for the school administrators that made this decision (or ALL school administrators for that matter).
    Lewis on the students of this type of education:
    That is their day's lesson in English, though of English they have learned nothing. Another portion of the human heritage has been quietly taken from them before they were old enough to understand.
    Lewis on the administrators:
    It is an outrage that they should be commonly spoken of as intellectuals. This gives them the chance to say that he who attacks them attacks Intelligence. It is not so.... It is not excess of thought but defect of fertile and generous emotion that marks them out. Their heads are no bigger than the ordinary: it is the atrophy of the chest beneath that makes them seem so.
    1. Re:"Men without chests" by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me, Lewis is also the one who first showed me that multiple languages used to be an EXPECTED part of a childs education, rather then the "Oh do it in High School" thing that it is now.

      Luckily there appears to be some sort of a very small trend to bring back primary school foreign languages, but it is growing very slowly. :(

      Inspired my Lewis I took Latin in HS;

      and, err, well. Found out that it sucks. I did learn a good deal about tenses and such though, but Latin still sucks, I can definitely see how English is a ton more advanced, heh. Simplified to heck, not nearly so much excess baggage, yaah for English! :-D

      Japanese or something in Primary School would kick ass though. ;-D

    2. Re:"Men without chests" by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      Inspired my Lewis I took Latin in HS;

      I think Lewis would probably think HS is too old to start Latin. Little kids find the necessary memorization a lot easier (or at least less boring, though, still... it IS boring.) than older kids. Also I don't know that English has less excess baggage. In fact listening to foriegn friends who had to learn English as a second language I get the impression that English has more baggage.

    3. Re:"Men without chests" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is offtopic, but I thought I would throw it out for fun.

      I learned Japanese beginning when I was about 18 years old. I have been learning ever since. I also have friends from Japan who learned English at around the same age.

      In discussing the learning of languages with them, it is apparent to me that English and Japanese are almost entirely opposite. English has a fairly easy to learn writing system, but the grammar makes little or no sense at times. Japanese, on the other hand, has a very difficult writing system, but the grammar is so simple and constant you can chart them in a spreadsheet.

      The most difficult thing about dealing with Japanese grammar for an English speaker is that the verb always comes at the end and the subject and topic of a sentence are often times omitted.

    4. Re:"Men without chests" by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that English has more baggage.

      twenty-fucking-five different ways to conjugate shit.

      English does NOT have that. We have these nice universal modifier words and a few suffixes and that is it.

      English also degrades REALLY well, you can SERIOUSLY screw up a sentence and still get a point across.

      Even with a perfectly formed Latin sentence there is still a chance that something will have to be figured out from context and that there is no other way to make the sentence so as to avoid that.

      English also can do some nifty things as far as form goes, because word order has more meaning in English then it does in Latin, the possibility is opened up to use the rearrangement of word order of an English sentence to give greater flexibility in what is being said.

      Not to mention that because English has had so many other languages influence it and stems from such a large variety of parent languages, there are TONS of vocabulary words with damn nearly every single possible semantic meaning and context that you could ever dream of.

      About the ONLY* thing missing from the English language are degree modifiers for words, instead we are stuck using "very very very very very pretty" or some other such intellectual/emotionally unsatisfying arrangement.

      *well that and a gender neutral singular pronoun that does not have insulting overtones. . . . ;)

    5. Re:"Men without chests" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a Latin I drop out. After 4 years of studying latin, and far for of english, I can only say that english sucks ass. I blame the french.

      You say that you can mangle english and it is still understandable? The same can be said of latin. Just because you can't doesn't mean that the Romans et al could not.

    6. Re:"Men without chests" by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      twenty-fucking-five different ways to conjugate shit.

      I realize this is not conjugating the verb "to shit" but declining the noun - I only get 10 not 25.
      spucatum
      spucati
      spucato
      spucato
      spucata
      spucatorum
      spucatis
      spucata
      spucatis


      Not to mention that because English has had so many other languages influence it and stems from such a large variety of parent languages,

      umm... In other words it has a lot of baggage.

      Let me make myself clear. All that baggage is what makes English so rich. You can fit a lot of great stuff in all that baggage. I'm not saying Latin is better than English, I really don't know enough Latin to make such a judgement (I'm just beginning to learn it). I *like* English, I know English, I speak English, I think in English - it's my native toungue and the only one I am fluent in. Latin is a very difficult language, it is particularly difficult for English speakers because, as you point out, it is based on inflection rather than on word order. I'm just saying that that difference is not "baggage" any more than all the myriad of possible word orders is in English (which would probably be hard to learn confusing "baggage" to a roman)

    7. Re:"Men without chests" by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I realize this is not conjugating the verb "to shit" but declining the noun - I only get 10 not 25.


      Of course different types of words conjugate differently so. . . .

      Ick.

      I like the more or less universal modifiers that English has.

      He was there.

      He is There.

      He will be there.

      or for negative

      He was not there.

      He is not there.

      He will not be there.

      Questions.

      Of course verbs conjugate completely differently, heh. Rather irregular at times of course, but then again, a lot of languages have irregular conjugations (Latin included), so that is nothing new.

      And naturally enough everything can be rewritten in many different ways. :-D

      He was where? ---> Where was He?

      He is where? ---> Where is He?

      He will be where? ---> Where will he be?

      and for getting more complicated. . ..

      Where will he be? ----> Where tis it that he shall lie this night? ---- Where abouts upon this earth shall he be found resting his head? ---- Tis honest to say that both his location and activities beneath tonight's sky are truly a mystery.

      English is fun. :-D

    8. Re:"Men without chests" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, IMHO Japanese has way more rules than Latin, although they are not of the finicky declension/conjugation type. The thing about learning Latin is, you are learning the language from a very literary point of view. You could really strip a lot of it down if you just want to be able to make conversation. But of course being able to converse in pidgin Latin is totally useless.

  48. Re:Banned books by CommieLib · · Score: 1

    The real problem is a lack of recourse. If I'm a Hindu parent, and I don't want my child reading Christian literature, under the current public education system I have no reasonable recourse. If I'm sufficiently wealthy, I might be able to place my child in a private school more in accord with my beliefs, but public solutions only available to the wealthy is not a recipe for democracy.

    At the same time, God knows fewer ideas and less communication is not what this country needs. It seems to me that the solution is utter freedom of choice (constrained by economics, of course) in education. Any school may teach or hold in it's library any book, and at the same time, the parent may take their child to another available school.

    Privatize education. We still furnish welfare checks, but we don't consider it a violation of the separation of church and state if the person tithes.

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  49. More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    By John Christopher (Trilogy;) "The White Mountains" (1967), "The City of Gold and Lead" (1967), "The Pool of Fire" (1968). "The Lotus Caves" (1969).

    The House with a Clock in Its Walls (The first book in the Lewis Barnavelt series) (1972) by John Bellairs

    and Lloyd Alexander's Prydain Chronicles
    The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron (got the Disney Treatment :( , The Castle of Llyr , Taran Wanderer , The High King .

    Yeah, they're all 'adolescent' books, but all very good, and are worth finding. Besides, didn't everyone read 'The Hobbit' when they were 12?

    1. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      I'd really like to see Prydain on the big screen, but it probably doesn't have the popularity required to sustain doing every book in the series. The alternative would be "inspired by" amalgamations like Disney's The Black Cauldron (which was okay as a kids film, and heck got me reading the books and indeed reading in general).

    2. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      There's an English TV series of The Tripods, and according to this the first season is available on DVD (althought the second never will be).

      You're right, though, that Christopher is great. Loved him when I was a kid.

    3. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by HBergeron · · Score: 1

      Amen to The White Mountains. I put that series up there with LotR and C.S. Lewis when I was a kid (I'm not saying they're the same literary quality, just that they excite the imagination of a 7-11 year old. Add in the Dark is Rising series (shamelessly ripped off in Harry Potter) and the kid can't go wrong.

      I was hoping I was the only one who thought the White Mountains would make a great film - I was planning to option the rights for a song.

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    4. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by Thornae · · Score: 2

      There's an English TV series of The Tripods, and according to this [demon.co.uk] the first season is available on DVD (althought the second never will be).
      Hell - that sucks. We got this series here in .au for a while when I was younger. From memory, it was occasionally uneven, but generally really well done. I do remember being impressed by how well they'd translated the post-apocalypse medieval feel of the books to film, and wanting to catch more of it than I did. Looks like I'll be waiting a while... )=
      Oh well. Off to the bookshelf to drag out the Tripods trilogy again...

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    5. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by Thornae · · Score: 2

      the first season is available on DVD (althought the second never will be)
      Looks like I'll be waiting a while...

      Then again, don't you just love the internet?

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    6. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      What bummed me out with that was that the second season was the one broadcast spottily on TV, so I've never seen it properly.

    7. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by Artifex · · Score: 2

      There's an English TV series of The Tripods

      I have the VHS "movie" version that was distributed here in the US. I haven't watched it, yet, but apparently it's a hacked-up version of the UK TV series, though IMDB says it's Australian.

      I loved John Christopher books as a kid; the Tripod series was also serialised in the Boy Scout magazine "Boy's Life," and I'd frequently turn to that page first (even though I'd already read the stories), then the jokes, then ignore most of the rest of the magazine =)

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    8. Re:More movies I'd like to see (done well) OT? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      And they never finished it. The third season was never made, so you get two thirds through the storyline and the TV series stops!

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  50. That's a teaser, this is a trailer... by isaac · · Score: 5, Funny
    Take all the best parts of the movie. String them together in one 2-minute epileptic-seizure-inducing orgasm of light and sound, preferably with some modern rock/psuedo-metal song in the background. Stick your title on the end in a grunge or techno font along with "This movie has not yet been rated," and a release date between 6 months and a year into the future.

    No, that's a teaser.

    A trailer is where you start with some soothing an peaceful scene, when

    [Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells"/Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs' "Louie Louie"/Smashmouth's "All-Star"]

    starts playing and Don LaFontaine intones the words "In a world

    [gone mad/where dreams come true/where shit happens]..."

    and some fast paced cuts show the the audience that this movie is supposed to be

    [scary/funny/action-packed].

    Then Mr. Fontaine tells us about the "one

    [man/woman/dog]

    [brave/smart/stupid]

    enough to

    [fight for something/change everything/screw everything up]"

    while we see our protagonist looking

    [determined/happy/dumb as a sack of hammers].

    Then a quick montage of the

    [funniest/exploding-est/tear-jerking-est]

    scenes interspersed with a voiceover telling us what

    [A-list/B-list/C-list]

    celebrities have top billing and that the movie is

    [based on a book by somebody/based on a true story/based on an older, better movie/from the director of some other movie that made money],

    then finally we get the title of the movie and a screenful of tiny text acknowledging all the people who got paid enough to feed a village in Botswana for a

    [month/year/decade]

    for their work on the film.

    This is a standard part of any film school curriculum, you see. Job applications in Hollywood test you on this stuff.

    -Isaac

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    1. Re:That's a teaser, this is a trailer... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!!

      The worst part is that he's 1500% correct heh.

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  51. Re:Changing characters as Narnia series progresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which books are you reading?

    The first two had the same characters, the third had the two younger kids, and all four of the kids came back later in the series.... or something like that, I read them almost 20 years ago

  52. Re:Banned books by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
    There's a big difference between placing a book in a library and placing it on a required-reading list. All sorts of books, including religious texts, aught to be in a school library. Not all should be required reading.

    If you don't like a book that's in the library, then don't read it.

  53. Re:Banned books by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

    Privatize education.

    yaah, and let all the poor people rot!

    Feh.

    Look at Korea if you want an idea of what 'privatized' education will get you. . . .

    On the plus side, Japan has a rather nice privatized education system, but then again the whole entire cultural incentive towards honor and creating a good name for ones self, and in this instance one's educational institution, is a major part of that, factors which American society lacks in the same quantity that Japanese society has.

    It has already been shown that American schools will put up with almost any level of B.S. students in order to keep funding, where as many schools in Japan will kick out disgraceful students in order to keep a good name.

    Of course there is a strong downside to that as well, namely that students who could be helped by patience and perseverance will end up being screwed over and just kicked out on the street.

    As in the past one of those students whom that would have happened to had such a system been in place, and almost happened to under the current system any ways, I am not a fan of such a system that would discriminate against students with behavioral problems who DO want to improve themselves.

  54. Re:Michael Sims, and Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't you really mean to say that you're a complete idiot? Yes, I thought you did.

  55. making trailers by roofingfelt · · Score: 2, Funny
    And finally, there's an interesting piece about the process of turning a two-hour movie into a two-minute trailer.

    I thought they usually worked the other way around in Hollywood these days...

  56. Re:Michael Sims, and Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, moron. I can see that posting as DaytonCIM, you have identified yourself fully, while I, Anonymous Coward, am hiding my identity. By posting as DaytonCIM, you allow me to go look at your bio which says "I have a nice tan and good teeth." How did you bring yourself to let it all hang out like that.

  57. Re:Banned books by Galvatron · · Score: 2

    I think he was referring to voucher systems, in which poor people would be compensated for the price of tuition. Since public schools spend more on average per pupil than private schools, giving parents this money in the form of a voucher for private schools, instead of requiring them to send their children to public schools, should result in a better quality of education.

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  58. The Narnian Allegory by nailBnny · · Score: 0

    It is not that surprising that you find Asland very similar to Jesus. If you look at the rest of the Chronicles of Narnia you can find many other parallels to Christian beliefs. One page that discusses this can be found here.

  59. Narnia, Not just for kids..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike many of you, I did not read any of the Narnia books as a child. I first read them when I was 30. I can see why most people see them as simplistic children's fantacy literature. However, if you have an understanding of Christianity and you then read them, they become wonderful and powerful inspirational literature. I quite literaly cried when Shasta met Aslan in "A Horse and His Boy". In many ways, this is how I imagine Heaven to be.

    I have heard that they are planning on more Narnia books with less Christianity. This make me sad, for to me, Narnia is not very interesting without the Christianity. Someone said that "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe was silly, I agree that it is, if you have not read "The magicians Nephew" and you don't understand the Christian allegory.

    When you read the books ( And I suggest you read them in order) always remember that Aslan the Lion, is God/Christ/The Creator/The Lord. If you keep that in mind, then everything makes perfect sense. It may even help you to understand why some people read their Bibles, go to church, and put up with being persecuted. (hint, they love that Lion with all their heart, mind, and soul)

    P.S. Lest you think that I am a total square, I too re-read my leather bound copy of all 5 books of the Hitchhikers Guide when I heard that DNA had died.

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    1. Re:Narnia, Not just for kids..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may even help you to understand why some people read their Bibles, go to church, and put up with being persecuted.

      That's interesting. I often feel persecuted for relying an rational thinking rather than faith.

  60. Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe! by nagora · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If, like I did, you remember the Narnia books as being one of the high points of your childhood, for pity's sake leave it like that. Returning to the material as an adult reveals them to be the most hopelessly inept and clumsy stream of the most sickly Christian propaganda ever written. ONLY children could read this stuff without feeling nauseous.

    Leave the memory intact is my advice.

    TWW

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  61. Re:Banned books by junkgrep · · Score: 2

    ---Since public schools spend more on average per pupil than private schools---

    Most private schools also have other large sources of income available (like endowments) that public schools do not. Nor do they generally have to spend money on things like books (parents buy them), disciplinary programs (they have a much better behaved and more intelligent students), etc. But if _every_ school became a private school, the amount of money spent ont he average student might be more or less than the current average public school student. But you can't just assume that a figure from the current system will be reflected in a completely new system.

  62. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by nege · · Score: 1

    Whats so wrong with Religion inspired literature? Do you just have something against Christianity?

  63. Second installment??? by dar · · Score: 1

    Both articles called The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe "part two" or "second installment". I've got the series right here and TLTWATW says book one on it.

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  64. Re:Changing characters as Narnia series progresses by bartash · · Score: 1

    Here are the books and their lead characters:

    Magicians Nephew: Digory, Polly
    Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy
    Horse and His Boy: Shasta, Aravis, horses
    Prince Caspian: Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy
    Voyage of the Dawn Treader: Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy and Eustace
    Silver Chair: Eustace and Jill
    Last Battle : all the above :-)

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  65. Narnia on the small screen by KalvinB · · Score: 2, Informative
    Adaptions of three of the books were already made into movies for PBS in the late 80's and early 90's if you're wondering what they might look like on the big screen.

    All are available on August 27th.

    The Silver Chair
    Prince Caspian
    The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

    Ben

  66. LOL! by smoondog · · Score: 2

    LOL! Man that is funny...

  67. Live Action Narnia at Your Local Library by trp0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are already live-action versions of three of the Narnia books "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", "The Silver Chair", and "Prince Caspian". See here.

    They aren't master works of film by any means, but they aren't too bad and are probably available at your local public library (if you're in the states). I and my younger sister both enjoyed them.

  68. Narnia movies by Daimaou · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While I love movies and would go see this one, it is a little disappointing to see books like The Lord of the Rings and the Narnia series released as movies.

    As a kid I remember reading the Hobbit. It was the first book I ever read outside of school assignments.

    The words were hypnotic and the story almost intoxicating to me. It unleashed a power, which ignited my imagination in ways I had never known before. I couldn't put it down. Once I finished The Hobbit, I wanted, or rather needed, more. Dark corners of my mind had suddenly been flooded with wonder and excitement and I could not allow them to dim.

    After The Hobbit, I read The Lord of the Rings and then the Narnia series and many other books.

    The hobby of reading everything in sight is still with me today; and is not limited to fiction or fantasy. I firmly believe that I learned much more from reading books growing up than I ever did in school.

    Books offered me so much it is beyond my capacity to describe the benefits. Movies, while entertaining, are not able to offer the same and it is for this reason I am disappointed. I think many children will see the movie and miss out on the thaumaturgic properties of literature.

  69. What movie? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
    I fear this change will make it to the movie ~

    Just because something is optioned doesn't mean that it will ever be made into a movie. It means that the company owns the rights to do so. It may very well make that movie, or it can sell the option to someone else, or it can sit on it forever.

    For example, Men of Honor was optioned for something like nine years before they were given the green light, and then it took another four years for the movie to be completed.

    So don't hold your breath.

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  70. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by nagora · · Score: 2
    Whats so wrong with Religion inspired literature?

    Well, since all religion is based on lies it's off to a bad start but in Lewis' case the lack of subtlety is the worst part: Tolkien got across many of the same moral and ethical values without jamming it down the reader's throat.

    Do you just have something against Christianity?

    Not JUST Christianity, no.

    TWW

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  71. C.S. Lewis's religious allegories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the delicate Christian allegories of the Narnia series could be best translated into film by Cloud Ten Pictures, makers of "Left Behind"; or the producer of the Omega Code.

    It could be gloriously awful and star Gary Busey.

  72. Narnia - already movies by Master+Of+Ninja · · Score: 1

    The BBC already made a couple of movies of the Narnia series - quite good, but it's been a while since i've seen them.

    Try this link.

    1. Re:Narnia - already movies by Master+Of+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Sorry - bad link. Just go to Amazon.co.uk and search the video (i.e. not dvd) section for Narnia.

  73. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by lordcorusa · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, i have to agree to some extent. I read the Chronicles at 9 and I didnt get most of the allusions, and the stories were great. I recently read them again and while I still liked them, the allusions were so painfully obvious that I did lose some of the respect I had for the works. I think this is because Lewis wrote for small children, so he made them that obvious to an adult to get the point across to an 9 year old. Hopefully, the movies will not suck, and even improve upon these classics by making the allusion more subtle.

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  74. Re:Banned books by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    On the plus side, Japan has a rather nice privatized education system, but then again the whole entire cultural incentive towards honor and creating a good name for ones self, and in this instance one's educational institution, is a major part of that, factors which American society lacks in the same quantity that Japanese society has.


    From what I hear, to get into the good universities you have to score well on the test and have enough money to afford it. Although I know a lot of Japanese people that are going to university in Japan and planning on coming to America to work, because they get much better educations over there, as a whole.

    It has already been shown that American schools will put up with almost any level of B.S. students in order to keep funding, where as many schools in Japan will kick out disgraceful students in order to keep a good name.

    Wrong. US (America isn't a country, and my .sig is a quote) schools do kick people out. Academic Probation. Fall below academic probation for 2 semesters/terms and see how much they care about funding. There are ways around it, such as having rich relatives donating stadiums and what not, but you still get your ass kicked out quick.

    Prep schools, and uni's all do it.

    You make very good points about discrimination though. Public schools are in no way tailored for the minority group. They want cookie cutter students who all conform nicely. Those who stray from the trail of normality seldom do good, even when those kids may very well be geniuses.

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  75. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Golias · · Score: 2
    Your rejection of his arguments seems to me just as likely to be colored by your perspective as his acceptance of them may have been colored by his conversion. We all tend to feel before we think.

    For those unfamiliar with Mere Christianity, most of the book is an effort to map out what it is that "we" as "Christians" believe, if you cut away all the denominational cruft.

    His apologetic argument (the part where he's "pushing" Christianity) ignores most traditional approaches based on Judaic prophesy an accounts of the resurrection, and instead examines the person of Jesus. It basically went like this:

    From all available historical accounts, Jesus was respected as a teacher and perhaps even a prophet, even by those who were not his followers. (Both Jewish and Islamic tradition regard him as a very noteworthy ethicist, etc.) Yet, he claimed to be God. Not just "a god," which would not be all that noteworthy. He went into a Monothiestic culture and claimed to be the One-And-Only divine being.

    Now, when somebody makes a remarkable claim like this, there are really only three possible conclusions you can draw:
    1. He is telling the truth (usually the least likely).
    2. He is lying (that "Crossing Over" dude comes to mind).
    3. He actually believes it, but is wrong.

    Lewis pointed out that anybody who actually believes himself to be God, and isn't, is a complete nut. Charles Manson, for example, is one such complete nut. When we examine the record of Christ's words, deeds, and how people and society reacted to him, it looks like the chance of him being a nut can probably be ruled out.

    Also, a sane man who is calling himself God as an outright lie is working an extremely bold con. Looking at Christ's life also makes this a hard rap to pin on him. There's really not a lot of variety in these types of cons, and the behavior is easy to spot when you know what to look for. Not only did Jesus not behave in such a manner, but it is hard to figure out what he had to gain by preaching in relative poverty, mostly to non-religious poor folk, and allowing himself to be executed in spite of his followers' capacity to protect him.

    Once you rule out the other two possibilies to your mind's satisfaction, you are left with the remarkable choice that Jesus is actually the human manifestation of God.

    So, that's the gauntlet that Lewis threw down: Jesus is either Lord, lunatic, or liar. In spite of my own belief, I can see how reasonable people can draw a different conclusion than I did. I tend to agree with junkgrep that Lewis's arguements, standing on their own, don't really do much to settle the issue. One could argue "maybe it was the most successful con ever"... The more common agnostic reply is "maybe some of what we think we know about Jesus is incorrect." That would be a debate for a whole other thread though, and I'm far from the best person to argue either side.

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  76. Re:Banned books by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    (they have a much better behaved and more intelligent students),

    *shmack*

    I went to high school with a number of students whose IQ was well above 160, and I have seen many students in private school who where dumber then bricks.

    (I also saw MAAANNNY students drop out of private school and go to public school instead because "all of their friends where there" which pissed the living shit out of me, that they would drop out of a private school that damn nearly costs more then my family earned in a year, just to be with some floozies who then would likely never see again after the next few years. . . . grrrr)

  77. Re:Banned books by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

    Huh - I'll believe the "private education will be better than public" when the private schools have to follow the same rules as the public: 1) the private schools have to accept ALL students that apply (they don't get to pick and choose, except possibly based on capacity--and even then, they should be required to use a lottery), and 2) they can't kick out "problem" students unless those students are shown to be a physical danger to other people or property (they have to deal with them just like the public schools), and 3) they have to meet _ALL_ of the same academic standards as the public schools, and 4) schools aren't allowed to set their expense/student to above the voucher value (i.e., any student will be allowed to go to any school they can reach).

    If you don't have all these requirements, then the private schools will immediately take all the good students, and leave the public schools to deal with the problem students. Can you say, "class discrimination?" I bet idiot private school advocates would probably even point to this situation as the "success" of private education.

    Providing a good, strong, uniform education to EVERY single one of its citizens is the only fair way that a society can claim they provide "equal opportunities", and give every member of its society the chance to bootstrap themselves out of bad circumstances (unlike welfare, where you just hand money to people & hope that they'll somehow miraculously start a new life).

  78. Re:Banned books by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Wrong. US (America isn't a country, and my .sig is a quote)


    maybe not, but the rest of 'america' is either employed as slave labour making goods for us or is run by some puppet government (mostly) under our control, so does it really matter that much to make the distinction? :-D

    [/end black mooded sarcasm]


    schools do kick people out. Academic Probation. Fall below academic probation for 2 semesters/terms and see how much they care about funding. There are ways around it, such as having rich relatives donating stadiums and what not, but you still get your ass kicked out quick.


    I was speaking more of public schools, 1-12, they put up with damn nearly ANYTHING. They are getting worse every year, I got expelled for violent actions, now days kids are STABBING each other and getting off a-ok. yeesh. One local high school has the mobile police precinct van on permanent assignment outside of it during all school hours. No it is not an 'alternative' school either.

    (speaking of 'alternative' schools, the best one in Seattle, McGraw run by Seattle Children's Home, had a nearly 90% success rate for rehabilitating students. The school district decided they where not needed and cut off their funding. ... )


    Prep schools, and uni's all do it.


    Anybody who gets their ass into a prep school or a university and f*cks up deserves something bad. . . . ick. f*cking rich shits. . . .


    You make very good points about discrimination though. Public schools are in no way tailored for the minority group.
    They want cookie cutter students who all conform nicely. Those who stray from the trail of normality seldom do good, even when those kids may very well be geniuses.


    True dat true dat, but I have found that in certian schools the teachers are more then willing to make accommodations, mostly because a lot of them got in there especially for those students who want to learn. I found that once I showed an earnest interest in learning what the teacher was teaching, that the teacher was more then willing to stop in the middle of class and go into an hour long lecture with me often times about some esoteric marginally related topic to what was the subject of study. :-D

    Most teacher's love teaching, that is why they are teaching, you just have to give them a chance. Too many of even the brightest students are not willing to hang around after class and ask the teacher questions and assume that if what they want to know is not covered in class when they want to know it, that the teacher is 'crap'.

    Of course I have been really lucky in that I have had a lot of really good teachers.

    How good?

    My middle school mathematics teacher went into vectors, imaginary numbers, 3 dimensional geometry and mathematics, and other fun topics. Suffice to say the next four years after that where pretty much review, heh.

  79. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by tshak · · Score: 2

    Considering that the word Christ doesn't even appear in the script, it's difficult to say that it's Christian propeganda. All authors are inspired by their worldviews. That doesn't make their fictional stories propeganda. I think that you are too sensative towards the issue. C.S. Lewis was not some crazy Television Evangelist. He just had strong convictions that are found in his writings, just like any other decent author.

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  80. Greatest Ever??? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

    Adams was good, damm good.

    and he pioneered his genre to some extent.

    but his output was both patchy and sparse.

    Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin have written far more at an arguably higher standard.

    just my 2c.

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  81. Re:Banned books by junkgrep · · Score: 2

    ---I went to high school with a number of students whose IQ was well above 160, and I have seen many students in private school who where dumber then bricks.---

    Which proves... what? We are talking about averages and trends, not being able to pull out some individual examples.

  82. Re:Changing characters as Narnia series progresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, if they made the films in the order that Lewis wrote them, it becomes a little easier:

    LWW: Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy
    PC: Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy
    VDT: Edmund, Lucy, Eustace
    SC: Eustace, Jill
    HB: Shasta
    MN: Digory, Polly
    LB: all the above (except Shasta)

    If filmed in this order (like the BBC versions started to), then you gradually phase out characters and introduce new characters one at a time, rather than constantly switching casts.

  83. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by junkgrep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your rejection of his arguments seems to me just as likely to be colored by your perspective as his acceptance of them may have been colored by his conversion.

    I don't think so. Just because arguements are lousy doesn't mean their conclusions are wrong, and just because I think his apologism is lousy doesn't mean I think all of his conclusions are wrong.

    From all available historical accounts, Jesus was respected as a teacher and perhaps even a prophet, even by those who were not his followers. (Both Jewish and Islamic tradition regard him as a very noteworthy ethicist, etc.)

    Not sure if you mean this to be your arguement or Lewis', but it is highly misleading. Not all historians agree on this, and certainly not all Jews (and some Muslims, though Jesus IS religiously validated in their tradition). In a way, Lewis is trying to refute exactly these people: that respect Jesus but don't think he's God. But Lewis entirely ignores that many of these people have much more complex reasoning than simply praising Jesus as a great ethical teacher: many, like Jefferson, did so only after rejecting certain aspects of Jesus' claimed teaching and acts that they DID find to be immoral and nutty. In addition, almost none of Christ's ethical teachings are original to him. Indeed, the one major contribution he made has: eternal suffering for unbelief: precisely the teaching that many people who like his other teachings, consider a moral abomination.

    Yet, he claimed to be God. Not just "a god," which would not be all that noteworthy. He went into a Monothiestic culture and claimed to be the One-And-Only divine being.

    First of all, this is not as obvious as Lewis claims it is. Jesus' claims about his own divnity are controversial, not straightforward, Lewis' reading is hardly the plain or only one.

    Now, when somebody makes a remarkable claim like this, there are really only three possible conclusions you can draw:

    This set of carefully constrained options is begins the very weak line of argumentation. It's also possible, for instance that he was misquoted, or that he was misunderstood, possibly by later followers who needed to create a new theology about him and his life to rescue his teachings after his death.

    Lewis pointed out that anybody who actually believes himself to be God, and isn't, is a complete nut.

    Except this relies upon, yet again, a very closeminded concept of sanity. It's perfectly possible that a person could have some brilliant beliefs, and some delusional ones. It's perfectly possible that their views develop over time.

    When we examine the record of Christ's words, deeds, and how people and society reacted to him, it looks like the chance of him being a nut can probably be ruled out.

    Why? Many people in the Gospels clearly thought he was a nut, and there is plenty of behavior that would most certainly be nutty IF he wasn't in fact god, which would assume Lewis conclusion. The NT gives these interpretation into his actions: but that simply begs the question we are supposed to be considering (for instance, the killing of the barren fig tree, which is certainly loony unless you first assume that its a metaphor for Israel).
    The liar arguement works the same way: by pleading ignorance as to why and how someone could possibly do that. And the plain of the matter is that MANY people, even in Christ's time, did that. In fact, the lord/liar/lunatic arguement could be used by anyone to argue that countless other professed gods were real gods, or indeed that countless non-Christian religious phophets were real phrophets.

    So, that's the gauntlet that Lewis threw down: Jesus is either Lord, lunatic, or liar.

    But the guantlet is a tricked out situation. Most real people, even the greatest, are a mix of lunacy, lying, and powerful insights. Lewis' arguement requires that we forget that, not to mention the usual ignoring of the possibility that Jesus's followers developed their theology of his teachings over time. But regardless of ones opinion on this, the fact that Lewis ignores this possibility invalidates the force of his deductive arguement, even if we grant the fantasy view of human psychology that he thinks rules out the liar/lunatic arguement.

  84. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lewis pointed out that anybody who actually believes himself to be God, and isn't, is a complete nut. Charles Manson, for example, is one such complete nut. When we examine the record of Christ's words, deeds, and how people and society reacted to him, it looks like the chance of him being a nut can probably be ruled out.

    The problem here is that neither Lewis nor anyone else knows the odds that someone who claims to be God is a complete lunatic. I happen to know several people like this (they all accept the premise that Man is God, and they appear, at least to me, to be sane and honest). Implicit in Lewis's argument is the fourth case where Jesus claims to be God, is wrong, and is not a lunatic -- either because he's actually mistaken, or because he's speaking metaphorically. If I had to weigh these four options against each other, then the mostly-sane-but-wrong option strikes me as the most likely.

    Lewis does some impressive hand-waving to try to make us believe the false dillema that he's created, but it's still a false dillema.

  85. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1
    Excuse me, but isn't a bit pretentious to pan the not-even-shot film simply because its plot relies on religious themes? Yes, in the case of Narnia, those themes are directly related to Christianity, but despite being *agnostic* I would argue that Christians have as much right to their beliefs as anyone else, including athiests. I don't want to get into the whole belief/fact debate necessarily but let's just say that neither side, in my opinion, can *prove* conclusively that their philosophy is so superior to the other as to marginalize it out of existance.

    I know it's hard, and I always get into this argument with my Catholic parents, but I think we *all*, Christians, Jews, Muslims, agnostics, and atheists need to make sure we always remember to preface our assertions about the world with the simple notion, "I'm don't know for sure, but I *believe*...," and leave it at that.

    I, for one, have no problem with these classic tales of companionship, loyalty, and mysiticism that captured my imagination when I was young. I hope they make these films, and I hope that everyone gives them their chance and weighs them on their merits.

  86. Missed point... by Sigma+Kiwi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've read a very large fraction of Lewis' published writings and more about them.

    First, Lewis rejects the term allegory for Narnia-- he'd call them "supposals." He didn't intend the Narnia series to convert children- rather, he wanted to implant basic ideas and concepts into children's thought processes that were compatable with Christianity. So yes, they are a form of propaganda.

    Secondly, I enjoy the Narnia series more and more each time I read them. The messages in Narnia may not be subtle to adults, but they still have a beauty behind them that I can fully appreciate now. Don't expect the same subtlety in a children's book as you would find in an adult's book.

    Lewis' greatest (no arguments, darnit!) fiction work is _Till We Have Faces_. Lewis fully displays his skills with words and story as he retells the Cupid/Psyche myth. It's serious, adult literature that deserves greater attention.

    His Space Trilogy, while not as good, is just flat out _different_. _Perelandra_ is an amazing read; I was exhausted (physically & emotionally-- but I wasn't tired) and breathless when I went through it the first time. _That Hideous Strength_ is a lot like _1984_ in many ways.

    The Space Trilogy, though, is overtly Christian; _Faces_ is not.

    If you read nothing else this year, read _Till We Have Faces_.

    1. Re:Missed point... by nagora · · Score: 2
      I hadn't heard of Till We Have Faces, but I had to do the Narnia books and Out of the Silent Planet in school and enjoyed them at the time.

      I just find the Narnia (and Screwtape) patronising as an adult.

      TWW

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  87. Narnia's very hard to read for me (non-christian) by szap · · Score: 1

    I've bought the complete Narnia Chronicles last year after hearing good things about it for quite a while. I've struggled to finish it, and had to restart at the beginning of a few chapters a lot of times after my mind drifted off or me literally fell asleep.

    Even Neil Gaiman liked it and inspired some scenes in his excellent Sandman series. Can't be that bad, right? Not so for me.

    Of course, I wasn't his target audience. I'm mildy Buddhist/agnostic and well in my mid twenties. I'm very open-minded and love to read and learn about other religions, but the overall tone and content of the story is really, really uninteresting. I can pick a children's book, say, The Hobbit or even Enid Blyton's and have a fun time, but I doubt I can bring myself to open Narnia again. Lewis's tone was way too preachy, and the inspiration behind his characters are very obviously Christian, and the most irritating feature is that there isn't anything left of the plot if you take out or skim over the Christian parts. It felt like he was a preacher first, writer second.

    To non-Christians who had always wanted to read Narnia, I suggesst borrowing rather than buying them. But please do, Narnia's world (not story) has inspired many a fantasy setting over the years. Bits and pieces of Barbie's world in Sandman, Ultima (Richard Garriott's game), The Neverending Story all bear similarity to Narnia.

    I'm currently reading E.A. Poe's complete unabridged works. Hard to read, but still way easier than Narnia for me! ("Techy reader proclaims classic literature easier to read than a children's book! News at 11!").

  88. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by Guttata · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Well, since all religion is based on lies it's off to a bad start but in Lewis' case the lack of subtlety is the worst part: Tolkien got across many of the same moral and ethical values without jamming it down the reader's throat.

    True Christianity is not about Religion, as in a bunch of rules to follow, and i's to dot, and other such nonsense. Many have said otherwise, and many will say otherwise, but you are right, those are lies. Christianity is truely about believing that Jesus Christ has saved you, and declaring him Lord. Period, that is it. Nothing else.

    Most people who do believe in Christ, and I mean really believe in Christ, do their best to not sin, out of honor and love for Christ... but we definately do sin, that is the truth.

    I am sorry that your experiences with religion have tainted the idea of Jesus Christ - but, accept this challenge: Think about Christ as Lord, and shedding His blood as payment for us. Maybe even ask God to open your heart to the possibility, and show you if it is the truth or not.... and then make your decision.

    Take care,
    jtc

  89. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Charm · · Score: 1
    First of all, this is not as obvious as Lewis claims it is. Jesus' claims about his own divnity are controversial, not straightforward, Lewis' reading is hardly the plain or only one.

    This is plain wrong. Jesus said he was God to the Jewish people of the day. Just because you do no understand the cultural idiom of what he said doesn't mean that they didn't.

    He said I am using the same Greek words that are used to denote God saying I am in the New Testament. It is similar to going to Suadi Arabia and saying that you are the Great prophet. Just because it means one thing in our cultural context doesn't mean the same applies to another culture.

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  90. Hobbit movie? by el_benito · · Score: 1

    So if the Lord of the Rings is making a metric ass-load of money (metric assloads are bigger), when are we getting a Hobbit movie? Ian "I'm the gay Gandalf, hehe!" McKellan certainly wouldn't mind reprising his role. And back to topic weakly, what would we put in the trailer?

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  91. Coincidence? by Anonymous+Powered · · Score: 0

    Now, maybe I'm a bit mental, but does anyone see the corelation between Tolkein's books going to film and Lewis' works soon following? Weren't they good friends? Man, I just hope it's as good as the LOTR movies.

  92. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Charm · · Score: 1
    Lewis does some impressive hand-waving to try to make us believe the false dillema that he's created, but it's still a false dillema.

    It's not a dilemma it is a trilemma.

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  93. Reading Narnia by dprovine · · Score: 1

    You might like them better if you read them in the chronological story order, instead of in the order they were written. That would be:

    The Magician's Nephew,
    The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe,
    The Horse and His Boy,
    Prince Caspian,
    The Voyage of the Dawn Treader,
    The Silver Chair,
    The Last Battle

    The first shows an impressive vista of worlds, and I'd have been interested to see what Lewis made of those -- OTOH, maybe it's best for that to go to your own imagination.

    The third book is interesting in that while it's set entirely in the Narnia world (there are brief cameos of the Pevensie children, but they don't
    really have much to do), the book is set outside the land of Narnia itself, in the neighboring countries. (There may be a bit of action in
    Narnia, but none that I remember.)

    1. Re:Reading Narnia by szap · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info, but the book I have is the Chronicles of Narnia (IIRC), which is a collection of all of the Narnia books (as thick as the entire LoTR), arranged in the order you just described. So, I did read them in that order. Funny thing is, the earlier in the chronological order, the more I like it. My waning attention contributed, perhaps?

  94. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by bartyboy · · Score: 2

    Unless you're not very familiar with the works of C.S. Lewis, you would know that he's written much better "Christian propaganda" books.

    Pick up The Screwtape Letters and come back to post after reading it.

  95. Who/Narnia trivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the 1995 BBC radio adaptation, Reepicheep was played by Sylvester McCoy.

  96. Re:Changing characters as Narnia series progresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Susan appear at all in The Last Battle?

  97. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Golias · · Score: 2
    I think I addressed everything you are saying here in the final paragraph of my post.

    Specifically: Lewis's case is not as ironclad as the tone of his writing made it seem that he thought it was. I don't think it stands alone as a total vindication of Christian worship, and I can easilly see how one could draw conclusions outside of the scenario he laid out.

    However, while it is not a lead-pipe "QED" solution of the matter (which all the people poking holes in his logic insist it should be to even be considered worth pondering), it is a valid model for considering the possibility of Christ's divinity.

    That said, the holes in his argument are not nearly as troublesome as the axioms which must first be established before such a case can be made. To somebody who does not think it likely that we have any accurate account of what Jesus said and did, the entire exercise becomes meaningless, because his personal claim of being the One God is central to the entire case.

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  98. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ONLY children could read this stuff without feeling nauseous.

    Hey, some of us are Christians and don't mind reading a little propaganda. :-) Although I think it could be better if the publisher gave more indication to avoid disappointing people such as yourself.

  99. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Golias · · Score: 2
    I happen to know several people like this (they all accept the premise that Man is God, and they appear, at least to me, to be sane and honest).

    Yes, a person can believe that mankind is divine and not be crazy. They can also believe that they are a god and not really deviate all that far from what we consider to be sanity.

    However, somebody that enters a monothiestic culture and (wrongly) believes himself to be the One True God, and insists to everybody that he be recognized as such, that guy is a complete basket-case. For Jesus to think he's Jehovah, and not be, would be as far removed from reality as I would be if I thought I was Jesus.

    Do you see the distinction? You can't have an identity dysphoria of that magnitude and yet not be insane. To have such delusions is the very definition of insanity: a psychotic break from the real world.

    To put it another way, "the odds that someone who claims to be God is a complete lunatic", if you are talking about the single, almighty, omnipotent, omnipresent, personal creator of all the world, is one-to-one (1:1) if he is wrong.

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  100. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Funny
    When we examine the record of Christ's words, deeds, and how people and society
    reacted to him, it looks like the chance of him being a nut can probably be ruled out.

    This doesn't follow. There are have been many examples of "complete nuts" who were nonetheless very charismatic and influential. Jim Jones, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Richard Stallman... ;^)

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  101. Narnia could be great.. by mattr · · Score: 1

    If the producers don't cop out on the expensive scenes (like LoTR), and do stay true to the book. Spending money isn't as important as following the book. This could be another multi-decade (everlasting?) Star Wars.

    Maybe the 21st Century's own "next-generation" defense/killer app/nanotech reality will match Narnia more than Lucas' film. I think of the turkish delight in the coach, and the painting of the dawn treader, and the world awakened by the Lion, and the world of trees and ponds between them. Sure there's religious imagery (I realized much later after reading them, and which dimmed it slightly for me temporarily) but Star Wars isn't spiritually dry either. I'd rather they take their time and get it right.

    Also wouldn't mind seeing the A Wrinkle in Time series on the screen.. like Narnia, compelling even without the grahics though. Was disappointed by both Harry Potter and LoTR adaptations though.

  102. Re:The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (OT) by Artifex · · Score: 2

    make a damn fine silver screen adaptation with plenty of subtle homoeroticism? (LotR)

    There's some subtle homoeroticism in HP, also. In fact, when J.K. Rowling kills off the "major character" late in the series (as she said she was going to, in some interview a while back), my first guess is that it's going to be Ron Weasley. This would metaphorically mark the end of Harry's adolescence (albeit in a dreadful way - I like Ron more than Harry, actually; it's one thing to have your destiny handed to you, and just have to fulfill it, and it's quite another to be the youngest in a large family, with no clear expectations on you or obvious interests to pursue), as it shows he can no longer go back and fuck around (so to speak) with his schoolboy friends, but must accept his lot as an adult. My next guess would be Hagrid, because Hagrid acted as a replacement dad (or big brother, at least), and it's time for Harry to stand on his own. If she was talking about Dumbledore, well, I will be disappointed, because, sorry, I don't consider him to be a major character (I haven't read book 4 yet, though, so maybe I am wrong), and besides, he's an old geezer, and we all kind of expect him to go anyway.

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  103. Salmon Of Doubt by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2

    I bought this the other day and while I haven't got very far into it (I'm saving it for an upcoming plane trip but I couldn't resist reading a bit) I've found it both interesting and entertaining so far. It isn't a "Douglas Adams novel" and doesn't pretend to be but it has given me a chance to get to know him a little better and that's something I appreciate.

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  104. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by nagora · · Score: 2

    Jesus=Great bloke: yes

    Jesus=Child of a god: no

    I think JC's philosophy is one of the most insightful things to come down to us from ancient times but in a world where "Army Chaplain" is a respected job and people carrying guns call themselves Christians it's clear that the message was lost on the vast majority of people.

    TWW

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  105. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by nagora · · Score: 2
    Pick up The Screwtape Letters and come back to post after reading it.

    Actually, the Screwtape Letters were the first thing I read as an adult that made me wonder if my high opinion of Lewis (from doing his stuff at school) might be off-beam.

    TWW

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  106. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by nagora · · Score: 2

    Excuse me, but isn't a bit pretentious to pan the not-even-shot film simply because its plot relies on religious themes?

    I'm saying that a faithful adaption will not give an adult the enjoyment that s/he might remember from being a child reading the books.

    I, for one, have no problem with these classic tales of companionship, loyalty, and mysiticism that captured my imagination when I was young.

    They captured mine when I was young too and I wish I'd never returned to them later.

    TWW

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  107. Re:Michael Sims, and Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, signing the post anonymously is unacceptable.

    If you have something to say (which it looks like you do) step up and say it... but don't hide away


    Well done dipshit. You've missed the entire fucking point of his post, which is that as soon as he logs in and starts posting it, he will be moded down. As soon as his karma hits "Bad" or more likly, "Terrible", he wont be able to post it any more than twice a day unless he posts it as an AC.

    See the problem here?

  108. Re:Don't watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardro by IxnayOnTheIxnay · · Score: 1

    Whats so wrong with Religion inspired literature?

    Bach, what a tool! And that Michelangelo guy, geez, could he be more obvious!

  109. The Dark Tower by blakespot · · Score: 1

    I would love to see, simply, the full manuscript to Lewis' The Dark Tower -- it's a novel fragment that is one of the more interesting (up until it stops) that I have read. Shades of it can be seen in his space chronicles, mostly in Perelandra.

    Has anyone else read it?

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  110. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

    However, somebody that enters a monothiestic culture and (wrongly) believes himself to be the One True God, and insists to everybody that he be recognized as such, that guy is a complete basket-case. For Jesus to think he's Jehovah, and not be, would be as far removed from reality as I would be if I thought I was Jesus.

    This is a good point. However, Jesus was not born in raised in, and did not live in, a monotheistic culture. He lived in Hellenized Judea, under the control of the Roman Empire, and would have been exposed to persons from dozens if not hundreds of religious traditions. Judea at the time was a lot more cosmopolitan than, say, Kokomo, Indiana is today.

    To put it another way, "the odds that someone who claims to be God is a complete lunatic", if you are talking about the single, almighty, omnipotent, omnipresent, personal creator of all the world, is one-to-one (1:1) if he is wrong.

    This concept of God did not exist in Jesus's time, even in Judea; it is a Christian concept of God, evolved after the fact, which was adopted later by the Jews and the Muslims, but still a Christian concept nonetheless.

    This isn't to say that Jesus wasn't divine; it is just to say that we can't prove he was divine using Lewis's argument.

  111. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by Golias · · Score: 2
    However, Jesus was not born in raised in, and did not live in, a monotheistic culture. He lived in Hellenized Judea

    That's like saying an Hamish person was not raised in a Mennonite culture because there are other religions in Pennsylvania. Jesus was raised by a Jewish family, which worshipped in a Jewish temple. Furthermore, his ministry was targeted at the monothiestic culture of the Jews. Other people were welcome to follow him, but he taught from Hebrew scripture and identified himself as the One True God, which Abraham once worshipped.

    This concept of God did not exist in Jesus's time, even in Judea; it is a Christian concept of God, evolved after the fact, which was adopted later by the Jews and the Muslims, but still a Christian concept nonetheless.

    The concept of monothiesm was most certainly a Jewish concept. Scholars may disagree on the exact century in which Genesis and Exodus were written, but only complete crackpots claim they were written after Christ's ministry. God was known to the Jews as the "Great I Am" for hundreds of years before the birth of Jesus.

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  112. Re:Banned books by Galvatron · · Score: 2

    Other sources of INCOME does not mean the figures for EXPENDITURE per pupil are wrong. Parents buying books might, but in my experience, after selling back used books, it's only about $50 a year, not nearly as much as college.

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  113. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by junkgrep · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but the scholarship, all well informed by cultural references, is simply not as final and declarative on this as you are.

  114. Re:Narnia Movie (drifting slightly OT) by junkgrep · · Score: 2

    ---However, while it is not a lead-pipe "QED" solution of the matter (which all the people poking holes in his logic insist it should be to even be considered worth pondering), it is a valid model for considering the possibility of Christ's divinity.---

    Lewis presents it as a deductive arguement. In doing so, he is being very misleading. And this is what I meant when I said that his apologism is poor (which is the claim we were orignially discussing). At question is not whether, via some after the fact rethinking of the arguement, it coulld be made to work, but rather Lewis own treatment, which is far more than a vindication: but is in fact part of his arguements FOR particular claims.

    As to the arguement, I don't think it could possibly be convincing unless one A) assumes its conclusion so as all instances of strange behaviors can be explained away via theology (which is what Lewis does elsewhere in his work) B) temporarily accepts an understanding of human psychology couched in false dilemna that almost no one would in any other situation.

  115. Adams documentary now available on VHS by shava · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you look on douglasadams.com today, in the shop section, the video is available. No DVD tho.

    URL is: http://douglasadams.studiostore.com/product/VMDGA0 001/

    They do have NTSC and PAL tho.

    Shava