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Ah, beginner's luck.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/

The #1 documentary is Farenheit 9/11.

If it is indeed true that Fahrenheit 9/11 is on that list, then there is no way it could be #1. Titanic has done over $1.8 billion and it was much closer to being a documentary than F911.

Microcosmos produced by him is also quite interesting. Worth watching for the snail love scene alone.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this or not (/me is lazy), but if you liked this film, you might wanna also check out Winged Migration, by Jacques Perrin. It's good on details, and incredibly beautiful. If you suffer a bit from add (/me again), you'll like it cause it's split into regions of the world, so you can take it bit by bit, if you don't think you can stand 2 hours straight of birds flying...

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this or not (/me is lazy), but if you liked this film, you might wanna also check out Winged Migration, by Jacques Perrin. It's good on details, and incredibly beautiful. If you suffer a bit from add (/me again), you'll like it cause it's split into regions of the world, so you can take it bit by bit, if you don't think you can stand 2 hours straight of birds flying...

Interesting. Reminds me of the movie Brazil.

It's a strange notion, but one could imagine a distant future where a globalized government, based on current world military and financial powers, has become so extremely oppressive. In that scenario, freedom-seeking resistance may look to today's evil terrorists (I mean evil literally, not sarcastically) as the grandfathers of their cause. The self-published propaganda will seem an attractive alternative to the Official History, which would be hardly trustworthy either.

What meaning that relates to anything I don't know. Just thought I'd share it anyway.

In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.

The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.

timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.

Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."

timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.

Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.

About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:

#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and nae fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space:

Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you

sounding less like patriotic warriors than like bored, clever video-store clerks.

The 1954 movie Gojira,
which became famous in its shorter, neutralized 1956 version as
Godzilla.

The 1954 movie Gojira,
which became famous in its shorter, neutralized 1956 version as
Godzilla.

In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.

The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.

timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.

Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."

timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.

Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.

About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:

#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and naïve fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space:

Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being G

In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.

The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.

timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.

Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."

timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.

Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.

About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:

#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and naïve fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.

About Gayniggers from Outer Space:

Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being G

at least you didn't change it to Swordfish. That would be the end of everything!

*shudders*

I used to work for a guy who used a variant of that technique to get rid of groundhogs. He kept sticks of sodium stored safely in a bucket of kerosene. When the critters got too pesky, he would fish out a couple of sticks and stuff them down the groundhog hole. He's then grab the hose and fill the hole from about 20' away.

With that approach to getting rid of burrowing varmints, he sounds like he might be related to Carl Spackler.

"This is a bad idea for anything but livestock"

"We could be pets, we could be food, but all we really are is livestock." - They Live

Plenty of Bible thumpers sharing their quotes, I had to share this one from an equally if not even more prophetic film than any Bible based film I've seen, 'They Live' should be MANDATORY watching for anyone in today's world.

Obey, Sleep, Consume.

The livestock are but a sleeping process in a loop, and they like it.

Of course since the fundies have fucked my karma up in the past, no one will likely be able to see this since my posts are now all negative rated by default, thanks Jesus lovers!

Here ya go!. A movie that was rated NC-17 for violence rather than sexual content.

A good movie to watch is a made for TV movie called Hiroshima made in 1995. It shows the Japanese perspective as well as President Truman's decision to use it the bomb.

The US AO rating does seem to be completly stupid, no game is ever actually rated it.

Check it out:

According to the ESRB website, there are 11,028 games rated between "Early Childhood" and "Mature".

There are 19 games rated AO, and most of those appear to be pretty out there (anybody have screenshots of Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber?). It is impressive that GTA:SA is at the top of the list, though.

I really did try to keep an open mind listening to this interview, but this guy sounds like the type that would have applauded Midnight Cowboy getting its original X rating.

I think it's you that is confused. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak are really the same guy. When they needed to appear together publicly, Steve hired comedian Andy Kaufman to play the part of Steve Wozniak. Finally, Andy Kaufman was forced to fake his death in order to play Steve Wozniak full time. It's all there in Man in the Moon, Andy's movie biography, directed by George Foreman.

Due to my extensive research of The Negro archives, I have discovered that the ACTUAL name of the airplane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, was in fact THE ENOLA GAY NIGGER and not, as is widely misrepresented, The Enola Gay. This clear plot, by Zionist oppressors, to besmirch and belittle our glorious Gay Nigger history has left an indelible sense of frustration and desperation on the current generation of our persecuted brothers.

With this in mind: Areems, Fresh from the Counter Strike World Championships (for Mac users), who is stuck in Iraq because no aircraft can accommodate his girth, got a lucky headshot on failed blogger Vincent Stephen.

True to Zionist form, an Ultra Top Secret Wing of MOSSAD, The Jewish Justice League, sprung into action. They concocted a media plot to create the illusion that a disgruntled, never heard of before insurgent group, claimed responsibly for this deed.

Conspiracy theorists among the Negro population have evidence that this type of persecution of The Gay Niggers is due to the fact that most Israeli men are secretly attracted to Gay Niggers. Evidence in point is the term coined by Ariel Sharon, a closet Nigger Lover, "Pulling out of the Gaza Strip". It is a widely known and accepted fact that The Gaza Strip is a term of endearment for BLACK ASS.

About The Jewish Justice League

The Jewish Justice League was founded by the mothers and wives of Israel who were concerned that their men were being drawn to the Nigger Seed and away from their wives.

About Areems

Fat.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070544/Planète sauvage, La (1973)
I for one would be pleased to be your new galvanic vestibular stimulation overlord.
This is terrifying and amazing at the same time.
Could you imagine the military applications, like radio controlled super troop swarms controlled by a team of users playing realtime video games with the controllee, or just the obedience collars for dangerous prisoners, mental patients or even good citizens.
Big brother could build in RFID as well as GPS locating chips into them and have every citizen wear one for their own safety and security...
-- um..
/nev/dull/c

Demon Seed

Come on, what kind of geeks are you? :) The world's most powerful computer wants to transfer its intelligence into a human life, so he traps his creator's wife into the ultimate X10 house, and brings in a remotely controllable man to impregnate her. The movie is 30 years old, but Koontz updated the book in 2003 IIRC to bring the concepts and capabilities up2date. Once you read it, you'll feel compelled to change the addressable name of your voice-activated home automation system to "Alfred." Its a really fun book to read.

I don't think so.

It will exactly look like Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets.

Ah yes, the travesty co-written by JJ Abrams, the same brilliant mind that has brought us so much plausible science in "Alias" and "Lost". Let's hear it for the mediocrity mill, powered by nepotism.

Not to mention all that Cosmos stuff...

Not to mention all that Cosmos stuff...

more fine works like Deep Impact and Chain Reaction.

Oh yeah, the parts of Contact that I saw sucked too. Keep trying, Hollywood!

more fine works like Deep Impact and Chain Reaction.

Oh yeah, the parts of Contact that I saw sucked too. Keep trying, Hollywood!

And I see you missed Denise Richards as Nuclear Physicist Dr. Christmas Jones in "The World Is Not Enough"...

For me it was this 60's tv show http://imdb.com/title/tt0061277/ The sight of all those punch cards zipping along and sorting as part of the opening credits to the first-season episodes made me want to get into computers, carry a concealed weapon and and work on inventing some kind of body armor for all those pesky bullet wounds to my limbs I expected to get in the future as a result of my career choice.

You mean it wasn't this one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064177/

I know I got involved in C.S. over this one. And I am... well... just a little bit disappointed thus far.

Due to my extensive research of The Negro archives, I have discovered that the ACTUAL name of the airplane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, was in fact THE ENOLA GAY NIGGER and not, as is widely misrepresented, The Enola Gay. This clear plot, by Zionist oppressors, to besmirch and belittle our glorious Gay Nigger history has left an indelible sense of frustration and desperation on the current generation of our persecuted brothers.

With this in mind: Areems, Fresh from the Counter Strike World Championships (for Mac users), who is stuck in Iraq because no aircraft can accommodate his girth, got a lucky headshot on failed blogger Vincent Stephen.

True to Zionist form, an Ultra Top Secret Wing of MOSSAD, The Jewish Justice League, sprung into action. They concocted a media plot to create the illusion that a disgruntled, never heard of before insurgent group, claimed responsibly for this deed.

Conspiracy theorists among the Negro population have evidence that this type of persecution of The Gay Niggers is due to the fact that most Israeli men are secretly attracted to Gay Niggers. Evidence in point is the term coined by Ariel Sharon, a closet Nigger Lover, "Pulling out of the Gaza Strip". It is a widely known and accepted fact that The Gaza Strip is a term of endearment for BLACK ASS.

About The Jewish Justice League

The Jewish Justice League was founded by the mothers and wives of Israel who were concerned that their men were being drawn to the Nigger Seed and away from their wives.

About Areems

Fat.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc clien

Funny, I had really expected your link to direct me here.

Contact

Personally, I was "attracted" into the field by this scientifically accurate depiction .

Interestingly, to prove I'm not a script I need to write the word "evolve".

Good point.

Unless, of course, they are directly contributing to the fight against terrorists.

Although, I'm still desperately trying to find the OS those kids used in "Hackers" that soley consisted of animated fractals spinning around their screens. r33t!

Good point.

Unless, of course, they are directly contributing to the fight against terrorists.

Although, I'm still desperately trying to find the OS those kids used in "Hackers" that soley consisted of animated fractals spinning around their screens. r33t!

This already happened in the 50's right after the Soviets started launching rockets. I would suggest you check out "Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land."

In the movie Donald learns that not only is math usefull in everyday life, it can be fun as well. One of my all time favorites. Remember watching it in Calc class in high school as we were all fans of the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052751/

Seriously, for me this flick from the 80's helped fuel my disire to learn more about computers & software. Although, after seeing this movie with my father (I was 8 or 9), he forbid me from using a modem until I was 18.

Of course, they'll never allow anything fun like The Manhattan Project or Real Genius. Good movies about kids and science end up making the kids look like mini-terrorists.

Of course, they'll never allow anything fun like The Manhattan Project or Real Genius. Good movies about kids and science end up making the kids look like mini-terrorists.

Those of us who live on the net have to accept the fact that we live in public in a far more direct and exposed way than ever before. But actually as the sheer volume of data on the net grows, it becomes more arduous, not easier, to find out about people. For example, ten years ago, if you asked Alta Vista about 'Simon Brooke', the only Simon Brooke it knew about was me (but it knew a hell of a lot about me).

Nowadays, if you ask Google about 'Simon Brooke', you'll learn (as I've just done) that I played a wife beater in a 2001 film, and that I run a specialist insurance brokerage, that I'm obsessive about elderly aircraft, that I've written a novel called '2Cool2BTrue', that I used to be an academic at the University of Dublin, and that my nickname is Derick. Fortunately, none of these things happens to be true.

Yes, it probably is possible to work out that some of these Simon Brookes definitely are not me, and it's probably possible to work out some things about 'Simon Brooke' which definitely are me. But with every year that passes it's getting harder. How do you hide in a forest? Make like a leaf.

Because I saw this glamorous,compelling drama, and I wanted to be just like the protagonist. ^_^

Cut to 2 years later: I'm browsing computer books at Barnes & Nobles and drinking Starbuck's coffee. In front of me is a new Microsoft publication on ActiveX technology: big, shiny red and white cover and nearly 3 inches thick. I pick it up and begin reading the foreward wherein the author writes something like

"16-bit OLE was designed to work with Windows 3.1 but it never did work. It was later supplanted by ...

I felt like Michael Douglas' character DFENS in Falling Down - stewed, screwed and tattooed. I resolved to avoid Microsoft development tools whenever possible thereafter.

To paraphrase one of my favorite musicals, 1776
"You should know that information always wants to be free when its in the 3rd person, such as 'Your Information'. It is only in the 1st person, 'My Information' that it wants to be unfree.

Cop 1: I wouldn't hold out much hope for the stereo, though.
Cop 2: Or the Credence.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0118715/

Your are so spoilt, young people! Back in the day we had 0D movies, and enjoyed them!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/